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-------------- ANNABELL KASHYRA when they come for a
snack, they’ll find a stuffed
animal in the fridge!
HAMILTON 1. Pacey Packer unicorn
Facts and questions 3. The coffee cup craziness—
tracker by C.J. Phillipps.
2. Kerry and the knight of the Glue an empty coffee cup
1. Peggy Schuyler's real name was to the top of your car. Tell
Margarita. Her nickname was Meggy, but forest by Andy Watson
everyone pronounced it Peggy, but she 3. Doodleville by Chad Sell your family and friends
didn't correct them. you’re going for grocery
2. Hamilton's last letter to Eliza actually shopping. When you drive
said, "best of wives' and best of women". away with the cup on your
3. Eliza wears 5 different dresses through car, they’ll be so surprised
the whole thing. I counted myself!
that the cup won’t fall off!
4. Thomas Jefferson sent a love letter to
Angelica Schuyler. P.S.: If you really do need
5. Angelica was already married when she groceries, actually go get
met Alexander. She was married to some with the cup on your
somebody who her parents did not like car.
very much. So, when they were away,
Angelica ran away with him and married
4. The serpentine chips—
him in secret. His name was John Church.
_____________________________ Go to a store, buy one of
those pringles cans that
Thank you for reading! If you have any come with a toy snake
questions, e-mail them to that pops out and ask
emme.be.663@gmail.com and I will enter someone if they want any
the answer in the next newspaper edition
chips. If they say yes, open
the tube and the fake
serpent will fly out!
Did you know there are 33 holidays in April? Here they are:
33 things to celebrate in April:
April 1st is April fool’s day
April 2nd is Peanut Butter and jelly day and Good Friday
April 3rd is national chocolate mousse day
April 4th is world rat day and Easter
April 5th is national caramel day and Easter Monday
April 6th is national Twinkie day
April 7th is national beer day
April 8th is draw a picture of a bird day
April 9th is cherish an antique day
April 10th is national siblings day
April 11th is national pet day
April 12th is grilled cheese sandwich day
April 13th is National Scrabble day
April 14th is national pecan day
April 15th is national glazed spiral ham day
April 16th is eggs benedict day
April 17th is haiku poetry day
April 18th is national velociraptor awareness day
April 19th is national garlic day
April 20th is national look-alike day
April 21st is United Kingdom’s tea day and administrative professionals day
April 22nd is Earth Day
April 23rd is national picnic day and national donut day
April 24th is arbor day
April 25th is world penguin day
April 26th is national pretzel day
April 27th is national prime rib day
April 28th is national blueberry pie day
April 29th is national peace rose day
April 30th is national adopt a shelter pet day
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Myth: The plank
Fact: As far as we know, pirates didn’t make their
prisoners—or anyone else for that matter—walk the
plank over shark-infested waters. This myth was
popularized by James Barrie’s novel Peter Pan.
Myth: The hook
Fact: No known pirate ever
had a hook for a hand. Again,
we have Peter Pan to thank,
with its immortal villain,
Captain Hook.
Myth: Treasure maps
Fact: Very few pirates are thought to have buried a
significant amount of treasure. Hence, no need for a
map. This myth was popularized by Robert Louis
Stevenson’s novel Treasure Island.
Myth: Parrots
Fact: This is another Treasure Island fantasy. Pirates
did not carry parrots on their shoulders. A glob of bird
poop running down your back is no way to inspire
respect in a crew.
If you hear something repeated often NEXT ISSUE WILL FEATURE SOLVED
enough, you might start believing it's
MYTHS ABOUT PETS!
true. Never mind that it's completely
false. Cases in point: Bats are blind,
tomatoes are vegetables, bulls hate the
color red, and going outdoors with wet hair
causes pneumonia. In fact, bats have
good vision, tomatoes are technically
fruits, bulls are likely colorblind to red, and
pneumonia is caused by bacteria, viruses,
or fungi.
And with that, you've just set foot in the
world of common misconceptions. So
please leave your false notions at the door
MORE SOLVED MYSTERIES as you enter, and let's explore some more
myths, shall we?
When people are struggling to get the
hang of something, they are often told this
to feel better: The genius Albert Einstein
flunked math when he was in school. As a
matter of fact, Einstein was excellent in
MORE MYTHS math. By the time he was 15, he had
already taught himself algebra and
False v. True geometry and mastered calculus. The
young Einstein even wrote his own proofs
-------------- ISAAC LICQUATAK of difficult mathematical statements. The
misconception about Einstein's math skills
is possibly as old as Einstein himself. He
Speaking of myths that are believed, reportedly saw the headline "Greatest
here are some more in this passage: Living Mathematician Failed in
Mathematics" in a 1935 Ripley's Believe It
or Not! newspaper column about him and
LOLed. He knew better. Then he went
back to being brilliant.
But Einstein isn't the only historical figure
with completely made-up details about his
life that people believe are true. George
Washington, for example, never chopped
down a cherry tree and then admitted the
deed to his father. A biographer invented
the incident. Nor did Magellan sail around
the globe. He died halfway through his
journey, leaving his second-in-command
to complete the voyage. Equally wrong is
the conception of 19th-century French
emperor Napoleon Bonaparte as being
short. Images of him typically show a man
of below-average height, with his hand in
his waistcoat, looking edgy and in
charge. Sure, Napoleon was bossy. But he
was actually about 5 feet 7 inches (170
centimeters) tall. This was considered
average to tall for a Frenchman of that era.
Speaking of height, ask most people
"What's the tallest mountain in the world?"
They'll probably tell you that it's Mount
Everest. But ask an Earth scientist the
same question, and you'll get the correct
answer—Mauna Kea. True, Everest is the
tallest mountain above sea level, at 29,029
feet (8,848 meters). But the base of
Mauna Kea, a volcano, is on the ocean
floor, almost 20,000 feet (6,096
meters) below sea level. Add that to the
13,796 feet (4,205 meters) above sea
level, and Mauna Kea is the world's tallest
mountain by nearly a mile (1.6 kilometers).
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In Volume 1, we gave you all a list of contests you The contests were:
could enter. Well, they close next month and you better
send in your entries before April 30th! Submit to Art contest- draw your favorite animal
ethanlordvoldemort@gmail.com . Comic contest- write a short comic.
Comedy contest- send us your funniest joke.
Baking contest- send us a recipe and a picture of
it.
Article contest- write an article you would like to
see in our paper.