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by
<Karl Agapuu>
1.
CAPTAIN
I told you to keep a look out. I
can't see anything in this shit.
PIKE
Well neither can I so what's the
point? Where's the whiskey.
CAPTAIN
You fucking drunk. What use are
you if you can't stand up. The sea
is not even rough and you're
rocking like we're in 20 foot
waves. You'll fall overboard.
PIKE
Yeah, yeah...
CAPTAIN
(from upstairs)
I hid the bottles from you.
CAPTAIN
You son of a bitch. Where did you
get that from?
2.
PIKE
It was on the counter.
CAPTAIN
What am I going to do with you
now?
PIKE
I could sit here and you can watch
me drink. I can see as much from
here as I did outside.
CAPTAIN
Nate! Get your ass up here.
NATE
Yes Captain?
CAPTAIN
I can't see anything in this shit.
Go outside and wave if you see
anything. We should be nearing
land soon. This is the last time
I'm coming this far off the coast.
NATE
Yes, Captain.
PIKE
Nate, wait. I'll better go in
front of you just in case it's too
dangerous.
NATE
Are you sure your ok to go
outside?
PIKE
What are you talking about? Of
course.
CAPTAIN
(From inside the cabin)
Make sure he doesn't fall out the
fucking ship.
PIKE
Will do.
NATE
Are you ok?
PIKE
You do know he's an idiot, right?
NATE
He's ok, he's good to me.
PIKE
Ah, I remember when I was new.
Eager to work on the sea, beats
working in the factory, right?
Dreams of long hauls, seeing new
lands, maybe even get some warmth
in your bones from the sun. But
then you get to work on a fishing
trawler, it's the new thing. It's
so easy, you barely have to work
at all. You quickly find out there
will be no new lands, no warmth,
no adventures and certainly no
money. So all you can do is drink
right? But now you have to get on
the boat before everyone wakes up
and get back at sunset. Who is
there left to drink with? "No, I
have to wake up early to work in a
factory". This boat I tell you...
If I could go back... But you can
still save yourself. How old are
you, 20?
NATE
Yes.
PIKE
Wow, I got that right. Nate,
listen to me. When we get to the
harbour. Don't come back to this
boat. I will beat you up if I have
to.
4.
CAPTAIN
(from inside the cabin)
Go to the front you idiot. And get
your ass back in here you bum.
NATE walks to the front of the boat while PIKE gets up,
walks to the left side of the boat looks over the rail
and puts one leg over, he sits there for a while, trying
to see through the fog but decides to take a piss. He is
having troubles, it is painful for him. As he is peeing,
the boat crashes into large rocks, that tear the hull
open., NATE and PIKE fall out the ship. Captain goes
chest first to the steering wheel, breaking his ribs.
Through the fog figures with torches start to appear.
VOICE #1
And another one. Storm the boat,
grab the loot.
VOICE #2
It's another fishing boat. You
already know there's nothing there
besides fish.
VOICE #1
Well kill the men and take the
fish then. Have some fun, see if
you can find wine or silver. We
can use the nets and wood to
repair the farmhouse roof. There's
always something to take.
CAPTAIN
Thank god, we have crashed the
boat. Please, there's men
downstairs.
VOICE #2
Thank you for the tip. You down
there. Everybody up on deck.
VOICE #2
Is that all of you?
CREWMEMBER
The rest were up on deck. We were
resting.
5.
VOICE #2
Great. Kill them.
VOICE #2
We got some mead and an open
bottle of whiskey.
VOICE #1
Whiskey? Haven't had that in a
while. Bring the mead on shore and
leave the rest for tomorrow. Men!
Now is the time to thank the lord
for we are about to get drunk.
The sun is about to rise, PIKE opens his eyes. His eyes
are fixed in a spot. MAGNUS is looking directly at him.
MAGNUS is sitting on a fallen down tree trunk and eating
jerky. He rips a piece with his teeth and starts chewing
it. Once he swallows he stands up, puts the jerky between
his teeth and goes for a piss. PIKE gets out of the pile
of leaves and puts on his clothes. MAGNUS finishes
urinating, sits back on the log, and continues to eat
jerky. When PIKE is done dressing, MAGNUS takes some
jerky from his robe and offers it to PIKE, he accepts it
and starts chewing on the salty jerky.
6.
MAGNUS
You messed up on that one. People
are after you and now they know
which direction you went to.
Although anything you do is just
postponing capture.
PIKE
Who are they?
MAGNUS
They think themselves holy but
they are nothing but pirates
without a ship, Robbers. They lure
ships onto the shallows, grab the
bounty and kill the poor souls on
the ship.
PIKE
And you? Are you a monk?
MAGNUS
If you ask from them, I am no
monk. They have their own
standards. I'm an outsider,
someone who will never be part of
them. But I guess in the eyes of
god I truly am the holiest man
here. Not counting you of course.
PIKE
Oh I'm not holy. What do you mean
by capture?
MAGNUS
Torture, slavery, killing,
humiliation. What ever they feel
like at the time. They aren't the
prettiest bunch. If they capture
you and you do want to stay alive.
Mind what you say around them,
speak as little as possible and
find out what you can do around
whom. Some will let you eat,
others won't. You will notice the
worst immediately but niceness is
a cover of depth. Nice people are
the worst. They never mean
anything they literally. It is
always a hint at something or
trying to get you to do something.
I have done my part.
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7.
MAGNUS (CONT'D)
I will be staying away from your
business from now. Try not to pull
attention to yourself. Or me.
HEAD MONK
What did we score from the fishing
boat?
MONK #3
Fish.
HEAD MONK
That's it?
MONK #3
HEAD MONK
Why aren't you never certain what
you take? You always say things
like that. Be precise, we have to
ration for winter. We can't ration
"things like that."
MONK #3
I'll make sure I am precise next
time.
HEAD MONK
Thank you. I have to keep the
books clean.
The monks hear rustling in the leaves and they all stop
to take a look what it is. A fox jumps towards one of the
monks from the bush who kicks it in the teeth and it runs
away.
MONK #2
Damn foxes. They must all be sick
here.
HEAD MONK
Come on. Let's move on, we're
almost to the top.
8.
HEAD MONK
Survival instincts, god's greatest
invention. I love it when they
run. Gives a little excitement to
this sleepy old settlement.
MONK #3
I think looting is pretty exciting
as well.
HEAD MONK
Obviously hat goes without saying.
Like when ever we get women here.
You can do more looting than
manhunting here. And for sure you
can do more manhunting than women
here. Of course out of the three
we would pick women, but manhunt
is a close second am I not right?
MONK #2
We've got something.
HEAD MONK
It looks like our catch is a
smarter foe than we anticipated,
everybody, be careful, there might
be traps.
MONK #2
Two sets of prints.
HEAD MONK
What did I tell you before?
MONK #2
He didn't wash off.
HEAD MONK
And now we have prints to match
the culprit.
MONK #2
Looks like Magnus was here as well
HEAD MONK
Not a surprise, he has had a hard
time adopting, but he does not
restrict us and he does help us
out.
9.
HEAD MONK
This is Magnus walking back to the
village, this is our rabbit
walking away from danger. Let's
move.
MONK #2
How long do we plan on keeping
Magnus?
HEAD MONK
Although he does not feel like it,
he is part of us. He will come
around and see our part of the
story, you'll see.
MONK #2
He is trouble.
HEAD MONK
How can he be trouble? Is he
threatening you? Can you not beat
him in combat? Magnus is a
survivor, he wants to be alive and
he will do just enough to keep it
that way. If that means he does
not kill during looting, then so
be it. He still helps us to carry
the loot out.
MONK #3
The prints have stopped. Where
could he go from here?
MONK #2
We should go back the other way.
We had some prints there as well.
MONK #2
Don't you think?
HEAD MONK
That's what I am doing right now.
Stop talking and you might hear
something.
10.
MONK #2
Which of you saws a tree like
that?
MONK #3
That was me. A long time ago.
MONK #2
You're wasting the tree. Look at
how much firewood there's left.
MONK #3
I like to watch the ground pull
the trunk back up. It shows the
power and balance of nature. One
force pulls it down, once you get
rid of it, other force pulls it
back in place.
HEAD MONK
He is right. Once something is
thrown up, it always comes down.
Did that happen here as well?
MONK #3
I don't remember, they sometimes
do, sometimes don't. Depends on
the ground.
HEAD MONK
Who here thinks they can lift it?
HEAD MONK
And we have found our rabbit. Pull
the trunk down.
The MONKS throw ropes around the trunk and pull it down
to the ground. HEAD MONK is standing on the edge of the
hole, looking down.
HEAD MONK
Well, well, well. It's a shame
that your hunt has come to an end
but I have to say, this was a
clever spot. Looks like we have a
smart rabbit. Would you please
step out of the hole please?
HEAD MONK
What do you think. Was this a
worthy catch?
MONK #2
Looks a little too skinny for me.
HEAD MONK
I guess now we know who's whisky
supply we found, huh?
HEAD MONK
Tie him up.
The MONKS proceed to use the same ropes they used pulling
down the tree trunk to tie up PIKE'S hands.
The eight MONKS and PIKE walk into the village, with PIKE
having his hands tied and MONK #3 holding the other end
of the rope. The village consists of a lighthouse, a
farmhouse and a monastery and a big wooden pole right in
the middle of everything. As they are walking through the
village MAGNUS is chopping firewood, they stare at each
other.
HEAD MONK
My pious men. You should be proud
of yourselves. Today we caught a
stray in the woods. A man not
familiar with the ways of god, if
he'd been a man of god would he
have not come straight to the
village after his accident to ask
for help? To the house of god?
This shows we have a nonbeliever
here. Now I am asking you. What do
you think god should do to him?
MONK #3
Kill him
HEAD MONK
Starting off a little too strong.
He can not die before being
cleansed of his sins.
12.
MAGNUS
Make him serve the servants of
god.
HEAD MONK
I like that. Sold! As we are the
servants of god, each of you will
get to spend a day with the
heathen. After the man has served
his nine days, he will be
purified, and cleansed of his sins
to do as he pleases. We know the
pleasure of serving our lord.
Let's bring this pleasure to our
guest, that is our mission. Get
him ready for the lord.
MONK #1
Get in. The sea will purify you.
MONK #4
Also we don't want you stinking up
the monastery.
Seven MONKS are sitting behind the table when PIKE is led
in by two other MONKS. All of the MONKS are wearing brown
robes while PIKE is wearing a white robe. All of the
MONKS take a seat behind the empty plates, PIKE is the
last to be standing up. The only seat available is the
one in front of the food.
HEAD MONK
Sit.
13.
HEAD MONK
This is a meal every sinner gets
before cleansing. Please have a
sit. Tomorrow will be a long and
hard day for you. Atoning for ones
sins is as difficult physically as
it is mentally, you need all the
energy you can get. Sit.
ALL MONKS
Bless us O' Lord for these gifts
you have given us and we direct
them to this sinner. You provided
us with thy lands we live on and
thy animals we support ourselves
with. Let this meal guide the
sinner in the right direction for
the Almighty is watching. Amen.
ALL MONKS
We give Thee thanks, Almighty God,
for all thy benefits, Who lives
and reigns for ever and ever.
Amen.
The two MONKS and PIKE reach a tiny shed. The outhouse is
a small wooden boxlike building, the door is open at all
times to keep the smell clearer. Inside there is a
rectangle platform and a hole in it where you are
supposed to sit.
MONK #2
Go on.
14.
PIKE
I don't have to go.
MONK #2
The lord will tell you when you
have to go and it is now.
PIKE listens to them and goes in, closes the door behind
him. But the MONK opens the door.
MONK #2
Door stays open at all times.
MAGNUS
How are you holding up?
PIKE
Not good, just give me some wine
and it wouldn't be that bad.
MAGNUS
Wish I could. I'm not even
supposed to talk to you. They
tested you and you failed. You
will have a rough couple of days
coming up.
PIKE
Test?
MAGNUS
The meal. Didn't you notice none
of us had any meal in front of us,
just empty plates? It's their way
of testing or god's way of testing
if you put it like that. The clean
don't eat the day before
atonement. What you did was
gluttony.
PIKE
Gluttony?
15.
MAGNUS
Gluttony is when you take more
than you need. It's one of the
seven deadly sins and in this
place, you never want to take more
than you need.
PIKE
I know what gluttony is. I was
starving.
MAGNUS
Might be, but this is not how the
monks interpret it.
PIKE
Can you talk to them?
MAGNUS
There's nothing I can do now. The
cleansing process will be tough,
but your first day is an easy one.
Do what he says and be mindful
about what you say around him. You
have to get a yes from all of the
monks if you want to get out of
this alive.
PIKE
What do you mean?
MAGNUS
As you help out each one of us,
they secretly judge if you did
good or bad. You need a yes from
each one of us to get through this
alive. I have never said a no so
don't worry about that, but there
are monks who have never said a
yes. They just want to see you
suffer, there's no pleasing them.
PIKE
What's going to happen when
someone says no?
MAGNUS
You'll... You'll see, don't have
to worry about that now.
PIKE
So what do I have to do?
MAGNUS
Take the beating and get back up.
If you don't give up, you can't
lose.
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16.
MAGNUS (CONT'D)
But if you give in to them, they
will only be harder on the next
unlucky soul to get stranded here.
Do you understand?
PIKE
Take the beating, get back up. Got
it.
MAGNUS
Good man, you'll get through this.
Just try to stay alive long enough
until it's my turn, I will heal
you up. Now I suggest you huddle
up with those pigs. It gets cold
out here.
MONK #1
Good morning sunshine. First day
of cleansing. How do you feel?
PIKE
Freezing. This robe does not hold
much heat and the mud is wet and
cold.
MONK #1
So you're a whiner, huh? Whiners
always crack first. You won't make
it past day three. Lucky for you,
I will be easy on you. No physical
punishment from me. So let's bring
your atonement. First order of
business, breakfast.
MONK #1
Do I have to explain to you how
cleansing works? You get passed
around between monks like a whore
and do as we please. Now I please
you to eat breakfast so why don't
you get started on that?
PIKE
I don't usually eat in the
mornings.
MONK #1
The lord tells you when to eat and
he has spoken to me, telling me
you are starving. Now dig in.
PIKE
To be honest, I thought this was
going to be worse, what did you
put in here?
MONK #1
Care to take seconds?
PIKE
(hesitantly)
I'm good.
MONK #1
Alright, then we are done with
Breakfast and can now get on to
business. Don't worry. I am not
going to hurt you.
The MONK walks in the pen and opens PIKE'S legs from the
chain. Pike is relieved to have his leg free, he shakes
it. The MONK does not look at PIKE and walks away.
MONK #1
Come on, little piggy, catch up,
we have a lot to do. And don't let
your brothers out.
PIKE gets up, walks out of the pen and closes the gate.
He makes a couple quicker steps to catch up with the MONK
who is way ahead of him.
18.
MONK #1
Have I got a special. Kind of hell
for you.
MONK #1
I hope you know how to milk a cow.
PIKE
I do not.
MONK #1
Well I hate milking the cows so
you better learn.
PIKE sets the stool next to the cow and sits on it,
staring at the utters. The Monk lies down on the grass,
hands under his head.
MONK #1
The lord will teach you, just
start from the top, press lightly
and squeeze on down. Try to aim
for the bucket.
MONK #1
You have to put your faith in lord
and everything will work out.
MONK #1
Take the bucket from under the cow
and put it next to the cow. Just
in case she starts kicking, she'll
hit you, not the bucket.
PIKE
But that's worse?
MONK #1
Worse for you, better for me. I
don't get yelled at for not
bringing in the milk.
MONK #1
Now you can work on your aim. This
should take you some time so I'll
take a quick nap. If you're done
with this, get the next cow as
well.
The first cow has stopped giving milk, PIKE stands up,
looking at the MONK lying down, he looks at the other cow
and back to the monk, but takes the stool and the bucket
and moves on over to the next cow.
The MONK is waving flies away with his hand and coughs,
he turns to one side. PIKE keeps his eyes on the utters
and the bucket.
MONK #1
You any closer to finishing?
PIKE
The bucket is almost full
MONK #1
Good enough. Take the stool, I'll
show you around.
The MONK and PIKE walk on the beach. PIKE is carrying the
milk and the stool. There are small fox holes in the
sand. Up on the dunes there are bushes with purple
berries.
PIKE
Shouldn't we take the milk back?
It will go sour.
MONK #1
Nah, we let it go bad anyway so we
can make a drink out of it. Ooh,
it's a strong one, better than
what any of you get back home. Two
sips of that can put a twice the
man of you to sleep.
MONK #1
See those holes? Foxes. No one
knows how they got here. They're a
real menace. Every time a ship
with chickens crash, we've tried
to keep them but no good. They
even go through coups, chew
through the rope, we don't get
much metal here. Just fishing nets
and wood from the boats.
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20.
MONK #1 (CONT'D)
These little buggers can chew
through everything, even human
bone. They feed on small birds
that we have here. They even
stopped nesting on the ground but
the foxes are climbing small
trees. Now what I want you to do
is put down the milk and stick
your hand in the hole. Grab a fox
by it's tail and pull it out. I
want to train it. Sometimes
there's a snake in there that is
venomous so I hope you know the
difference between a fox tail and
a snake tail.
PIKE puts down the bucket and stool. MONK grabs the
stool, sits on it and keeps close attention on PIKE. PIKE
gets on his knees and puts his hand in the hole.
PIKE
There's nothing here.
MONK #1
Well you aren't even elbow deep.
Get that hand in there. Can you
feel the end?
PIKE
No, still nothing.
MONK #1
Shame. I guess we can't check all
the holes.
PIKE takes his hand out of the hole and stays on his
knees, listening to MONK.
MONK #1
They must be pretty deep as well.
Alright, let's keep moving. Much
more to see than fox holes.
MONK gets up from the stool and PIKE stands up, picking
up the milk and the stool. He follows the monk who is
walking up the sand dune.
MONK #1
See these bushes? If you eat a
berry from them, you'll be
paralysed for half a day. We use
it sometimes ourselves to relax
but you have to make sure you're
safe because being paralysed means
not able to move, but you can
still feel everything.
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21.
MONK #1 (CONT'D)
We should try it after your
atonement is done, what do you
think? Or should we try it now?
MONK and PIKE stare at each other, waiting for the other
to crack.
MONK #1
Nah, I'm kidding, wouldn't want
anything bad happening to you,
would we? Everyone would be mad at
me for not getting their turn.
MONK #1
Up there we have the remains of an
old church. Not much is known
about the history of this place
but Natives used to come here to
worship their gods but we took it
over hundreds of years ago. Rumor
says when they had a religious
ceremony and were high... It was
an easy knopping. It's what these
berries do to you. But that was
hundreds of years ago, ancient
history right now we just loot
ships and serve god.
PIKE
And how do you serve god?
MONK #1
Don't get cocky with me. We can
end this very quickly. I am being
nice to you.
PIKE
I'm sorry, I meant no harm. I am
just interested.
The MONK stares PIKE down to see what he will say next
and if he can harm him.
MONK #1
We hold ceremonies, read prayers.
Occasional sacrifices, cleanse
people of their sins. Lead sinners
to the right way, like you are
being done.
PIKE
Sacrifices?
22.
MONK #1
Come, I have to show you
something.
MONK #1
Why don't you drop those off in
the monastery and grab us a torch
from there.
MONK #1
It gets dark in the tower, it's
easier to go up with a lighthouse
if you have a lightsource with
you. I don't want to fall to
death, the stairs have no
handrail. You first, you've got
the light.
PIKE
So what powers this?
MONK #1
Gas. It just comes right out of
the ground.
MONK #1
Don't look so sad. If there was a
way out of the island you wouldn't
get cleansed of your sins. Look at
this beautiful weather. Not a
trouble in sight, can even see the
mainland. This place is usually
covered in a thick fog.
PIKE
That's why I'm here...
MONK #1
It's beautiful, isn't it? God's
creation. Up here you really learn
to admire the beauty that has been
created for us. The Lord has
created the perfect spot and led
us to it to man the lighthouse. A
light that needs no maintanence, a
gas supply that will never run
out. A fog to lead the boats in.
And then you come up here to look
at the creation go to rest from
another day.
PIKE
I agree, The sunset is beautiful.
MONK #1
Kind of makes you want to go get
it right?
PIKE
Yeah.
MONK #1
So why don't you go and get it...
PIKE
What do you mean?
MONK #1
It seems far but it's just one
step away.
PIKE
What?
MONK #1
The sunset, why am I repeating
myself? It's no worse than falling
off a boat.
24.
MONK #1
You said you wanted to go and get
the sunset. Step over the edge and
go and get the sunset.
PIKE
(whispering)
Do as he says?
MONK #1
(whispering)
Yes, do as he says.
PIKE
No, fuck it. I'm not gonna do it.
MONK #1
You fucking coward. Pathetic. Come
on, it is time for us to go down.
My turn is up
HEAD MONK
The sun has set, first day of
serving the lord is done. Is the
sinner more pure?
PIKE
I feel pure. This monk has shown
me what I have done wrong and what
not to do tomorrow.
HEAD MONK
What does the cleanser say? Is the
man purer than he was yesterday?
MONK #1
The man is not pure.
HEAD MONK
The cleansing continues! Bring out
the cat.
PIKE
What is the cat?
MONK #1
Would not want to ruin your
surprise now, would we. You should
have listened to me.
HEAD MONK
Pike, for lying to us about
purity, you have lied to god and
therefore have to be punished with
ten lashes from this whip. The
sins will be on your conscience
but cleansing will clear your lies
if you take the suffering without
making a noise.
HEAD MONK
With these crystals of the sea,
the sinner will share the pain
that the Christ felt while he was
hanging from the cross behind the
walls of Jerusalem.
The HEAD MONK puts his hand in the bag, takes a handful
of salt and throws it towards PIKE, he holds back the
pain but hits his head on the post. HEAD MONK hands away
the bag and receives a bucket in turn.
HEAD MONK
A bucket of holy water to wash the
sins clean.
HEAD MONK
We will let you rest and reflect
on what you have done wrong. In
the eyes of God, you are now
relieved. Ready to take on day
two.
26.
HEAD MONK
Do you know where you went wrong?
HEAD MONK
Sinner, Do you know why you were
punished?
PIKE
I do.
HEAD MONK
Take him to the farm house.
HEAD MONK
Well, what did I tell you
brothers? They always try to
escape after the first cleansing.
Isn't that right, Magnus? Now
Pike, why would you do such a
thing? We are doing this for your
own good, we take no pleasure in
this. Suffering leads you to the
right path, it is the ultimate
cleanser. Don't you want to serve
the Lord? We tried to give you a
pleasant time and put you between
four walls and roof but it is
still not enough for you? Is the
gluttony rooted so deep in you?
MONK #2
Does that mean I'm next?
HEAD MONK
That means he is next, he's not as
gentle as most of us are. He
believes in tough love while we
are more forgiving. Take him back
to the pen. Don't lie on your
back, pigs are filthy.
MONK #2
Now, now. You shouldn't be doing
that. He was only trying to help
you get better. You're part of the
family now.
MONK #2
This pen really is not doing you
any favours. Let's get you cleaned
up. Come on, get up. We have a
long day ahead of us. A long day
of fun and games. Fun for me,
games for you.
28.
The MONK unchains PIKE, walks ahead and asks him to come
with him and close the gate behind him. PIKE starts
moving reluctantly but eager to get out of the pig pen.
He goes through the gate and starts to close it when one
of the piglets tries to run out. PIKE kicks it with his
leg and the piglet stays inside. PIKE closes the gate and
follows MONK #2 who is walking towards the beach, PIKE
was first washed at.
MONK #2
Chop chop, we have a long day
ahead of us.
MONK #2
The robe stays on. It's as dirty
as you, jump in and rub yourself
clean. You won't come out until
there is no speck of dirt laying
on you.
A door closes, MONK and PIKE walk in the same farm house
PIKE was held at before, you can still see his body
prints in the dirt, next to the dripping water. The MONK
moves forward and PIKE's eyes turn to him, beside him is
an X shaped rack in the middle of the room, it was not
there before.
MONK #2
You like it?
MONK #2
Took me whole of yesterday to
build it while you were lollying
around with Abe. It's beautiful.
(MORE)
29.
MONK #2 (CONT'D)
I don't even know what we'll be
doing, I just kept thinking that
I'll finish this that I'll get
ideas while building, but nothing
came to me. We'll have to
improvise as we go. It's all going
to be a surprise to me as well.
MONK #2
Now that's a dumb move. The lord
will have to punish you for that.
Through me of course. Now let's
get you dressed in your new shirt.
PIKE
Do you think that if you got no
ideas while building it, the lord
does not want you to go through
with this?
MONK #2
Now why would he make me build one
then? Don't worry, we'll figure
something out.
MONK #2
Shit, should've taken your clothes
off before. Ah, we'll just keep
away from those tools. So no
whipping for you today. So... What
would you like to start with? I'm
good with anything. No
preferances? I'm kind of in the
middle of thinking something with
a blade or something with hands,
what do you think? I heard you
sailors have a filthy mouth so why
don't we start with that.
PIKE
Wait, wait, wait.
PIKE
I'm not a sailor
30.
MONK #2
That is rare. A man who works on a
ship but is not a sailor. Please
do tell.
PIKE
I'm a fisherman.
MONK #2
What's the difference?
PIKE
We don't cuss. We drink. They work
on the water, we fish.
MONK #2
Sounds the same to me. Don't it?
MONK #2
I apologize for the lack of
creativity. We don't get many fun
devices here. I took down two
trees to build this rack. Tried to
make it as comfy as possible so
you wouldn't pass out immediately,
but after seeing your reaction to
just looking at it... Nothing
surprises me anymore. But please
do try not to die.
MONK #2
Do you know what we do here? Why
we are here? I guess not. We're
monks. At least we used to be.
It's just me and you so I can drop
the shit. I used to be a singer, a
bad one but I loved fighting every
time someone told me I was shit,
still do. That's why I'm always
the first on the boats. I came
here with my mother. I was
travelling as a singer and she
accompanied me. When our boat
crashed and the monks rushed the
boat they seized my mother and but
us in this same farm, locked up.
Just the two of us. Thought we
wouldn't do anything to get out.
What can a young boy and a woman
do? Later on they told me that
they wanted to keep us as slaves.
Specially my mother, but some were
interested in me as well.
(MORE)
31.
MONK #2 (CONT'D)
I don't care. In the end they only
kept me and not for the purpose
they initially planned. I guess
when they opened the door in the
morning to discover just one
person breathing, it left them an
impression. So. Who's up for a
fight?
PIKE
I am not a fighter.
MONK #2
I am not a monk. What's your
point?
PIKE
I can't stand.
MONK #2
You can't stand fighting? What
kind of a man are you? Oh you mean
you can't stand. Ok. Suit
yourself. Would have been easier
just to fight but now I'm getting
snacky so I'll go get the knife,
stay here.
MAGNUS
This is the worst of them. Try to
survive until dusk, you will be
mine tomorrow.
MONK #2
Aah, Wine. The favourite treat of
both criminals and pious monks. I
bet you'd like some wine, don't
you? It's something about the warm
head you get. You take a sip and
suddenly every decision you make
seems like the greatest decision
you've ever made. You said you're
a fisherman, and fishermen drink.
When we first caught you, you
smelled like a distillery.
(MORE)
32.
MONK #2 (CONT'D)
Was that half empty whiskey bottle
yours?
PIKE
Yes.
MONK #2
So you were drunk that night?
PIKE
Very.
MONK #2
Would you like a drink now?
PIKE nods
PIKE
Very much so.
MONK #2
Drink little piggy. For the
toothache.
The MONK sets down the wine on the stool and picks up the
knife.
MONK #2
Have you ever thought why men care
so much about their balls? I've
never understood why. If they were
so important why would god put
something so gentle to the outside
of the body? You get hit in the
balls and you're suddenly
incapacitated on the floor. What's
the reason for that? It's a
weakness. But you start to cut
them off from a man they are
suddenly the most important thing.
You are stronger without them.
What I didn't tell you about my
mother was that she was a big
admirer of Italian Opera.
Specially this one sort. The one
were young boys sing. My mom
loved my singing. She was
mesmerised by it, it took her to a
trance. And as she didn't want it
to stop she castrated me. That
meant I could sing long after I
grew from a boy to a man.
33.
PIKE
I'm sorry.
MONK #2
What are you sorry for? I just
told you, it's a weakness to have
something so gentle dangling
outside of your body. So let's
make you stronger as well.
MONK #2
What in the fuck is this?
The MONK backs off, goes past the table, notices the wine
and takes a sip of wine.
MONK #2
Alright then. Let me tell you
another story then huh? How much
do you know about this island?
PIKE
You're all crazy here.
MONK #2
Well. Magnus isn't but mostly
yeah. But the weather. When the
sea freezes over. Oh boy are you
going to be cold then. Colder than
that pile of leaves you slept it.
And you might have noticed that we
don't grow much crops here. That's
because we loot most of the food
or fish. Couple of pigs here and
there but that's it. So we have to
loot our food. Here's where the
ships come in. But of course not
every summer can be good that we
can fill our pantry so some
winters we have to rely on other
sources. Long story short, I'm a
big fan of man but can't go around
cutting my brothers up so I'll
take a bite of you. Best part is
the soft bone that you can just
chew right through. It's nothing
personal. No hard feelings.
MONK #2
How good is this? I'll just do one
right now, don't worry you don't
need your ears to hear anyway.
They're just flapping around on
your head, doing nothing. I won't
have the other one, right now as
I'll have to go help the others
prepare food but don't go
anywhere. I'll be back soon.
MONK #2
So where were we? Do you want me
to sing for you? I can still do
it, but it's worse than it was
because the years have not been
kind to me. The Singing Monk. That
would be a pretty good pirate
name. Don't you think? I would
love to be a pirate but it's
difficult to get a ship on the
rocks and have It stay intact. I
guess you'll have to be my
entertainment for now.
MAGNUS
The boss wants to see you.
MONK #2
Right now? I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
MAGNUS
His orders, not mine. Go see what
he wants, he was angry. I'll watch
him.
35.
MONK #2
There's nothing to watch, he's
tied to a fucking cross.
MAGNUS
I have a bad back. It's better to
sit leaning against something.
Look dead, they will be here soon.
Good to see that you made it.
It'll be easier from now on but
you still have to watch out for
him. He will be pissed. He knows
he can do nothing to me so he'll
let it all out on you.
MAGNUS can see MONK #2 and HEAD MONK walking towards the
farm through the open door.
MAGNUS
Get ready for a show.
MONK #2
You fucking traitor.
HEAD MONK
Magnus, you know we don't take
lying kindly here. Explain
yourself.
MAGNUS
He would've killed him and it's my
turn tomorrow. I need help, I
can't chop wood with this back
anymore, I can't even sit up
straight. The sinner is no good to
the Lord when he is unable to
walk.
MONK #2
Look at him! He's a fine specimen,
He can run around the island. You
want to see?
MAGNUS
Where is his right ear?
36.
MONK #2
You don't need ears to fucking
walk. You're a traitor to god and
this community.
HEAD MONK
Cut him down. He's cleansed his
sins today. Magnus, see to him
that he won't die before he's soul
is redeemed, take care of him and
chain him to the slab.
MAGNUS
Don't touch your ear. Don't want
infections somewhere this close to
brain. I will have to clean it
with wine but it's going to hurt
like hell. Ready?
MAGNUS
This should clear out the
infection.
PIKE
Why do you do this?
MAGNUS
Do what?
PIKE
Risk your life for mine.
MAGNUS
Come on, let's get you to your
pen. It'll all be better tomorrow
MAGNUS
I've got something special for you
today.
PIKE
It can't be worse what I had
yesterday. Chopping logs?
MAGNUS
Well now you ruined the surprise.
It's a pile of logs.
MAGNUS
Here you go.
MAGNUS pulls out an axe from one of the logs and hands it
to PIKE.
MAGNUS
Once all of this is chopped. Your
sins have been cleansed on this
very day.
PIKE
Sounds easy enough.
MAGNUS
Why don't you get started on this,
I will go get us some breakfast.
MONK #2
Well, well, well. Little piggy got
an axe. Of course Magnus would
have you do something that you can
protect yourself with. You think
I'm afraid of an axe? Can a
fisherman even swing an axe?
PIKE swings down his axe and the log breaks to two in one
hit.
MONK #2
Not bad. Of course that log didn't
hit back.
MONK #2
I'll see you around, little piggy.
MAGNUS
Here, have some bread. I doubt you
want to suck on the jerky right
now, but here's some milk to go
with the bread.
PIKE
I just had a visit from a friend.
MAGNUS
Aah, Don't worry about him right
now. You've got to focus on this
pile of logs.
PIKE
Is he like this with everyone?
MAGNUS
He has his own people who think
alike. I've found it best to stay
out of the way.
PIKE
Yet now you blocked his path?
MAGNUS
Yet now I have blocked his path.
MAGNUS
Alright, if you want to talk about
this then you have to know
something. You won't survive
tomorrow. He will make sure of
that.
PIKE
One of his thinkers?
MAGNUS
They will be sure to do something
gruesome and I can't protect you
any further. You have to find an
escape today.
39.
PIKE
What about you?
MAGNUS
If you go during the night I'll be
ok. I'm one of them.
PIKE
Can I swim to mainland?
MAGNUS
You'd be stupid to try. I'd try
the boat but it's far from the
sea. You can't carry that alone.
PIKE
What about you? Why don't you come
with me?
MAGNUS
No, I can't leave. I can do more
good here.
PIKE
How did you end up here in first
place?
MAGNUS
I was a slave in the east.
Technically free, but still a
slave. I lived in my own farm and
worked the land, but the farm and
land belonged to the state.
Something like 10 winters ago
everything changed. The state
decided to free everyone and gave
them the land. As soon as I heard
that I got on a horse and rode
many days straight until the first
port and got on the first ship.
Just in case the state changed
their mind and put everyone in
chains again. It just happened to
be that the first ship I got on
crashed here. That time they asked
if anyone wanted to pillage with
them and who ever did not raise
their hand was killed. Three of us
joined but one of them did not
survive the cleansing. So you see,
I know what situation you are in
and what future unlucky souls will
be in. I want to stay here and
help them.
PIKE
You've never thought of escaping?
40.
MAGNUS
Every person here has thought of
escaping. But the reality of it
gets to you quickly and you get
used to the situation you are in
and just flow with the river. You
let it carry you deeper and deeper
downstream until you can't swim
back up. You better start chopping
those logs. They don't look well
to us just talking.
PIKE
Aren't you going to help me?
MAGNUS
Bad back, remember?
MAGNUS
So what's your story?
PIKE
No wife, no kids, no home, no
family. I have a grandmother that
I give money to but she's already
80 years old. Fine age,
impressive. Hope I'm not going to
make it that far. She can't walk
properly anymore, but she raised
me so I have to take care of her.
MAGNUS
You're a good man. The failure to
my family still haunts me to this
day. I was not happy with my wife
so I left alone. Every day I think
about how I left them with the
burden of a farm.
PIKE
I couldn't handle that.
MAGNUS
What do you mean?
PIKE
The guilt.
MAGNUS
I've found that drinking helps
quite a lot.
41.
PIKE
Now that I can handle. It has been
my only pleasure in life for the
past few years. I'm happy that the
trawler crashed. No more fishing
for me.
MAGNUS
Remember what I said, today.
HEAD MONK
Your time is up. Please return to
the square.
All the MONKS have gathered around the post. HEAD MONK
takes his place inside the circle. PIKE follows him and
MAGNUS stays in line with other monks.
HEAD MONK
Has the sinner cleansed his sins
today?
PIKE
I am clean
HEAD MONK
What does the cleanser say? Have
the sinner cleansed his sins with
today's actions?
MAGNUS
He has.
HEAD MONK
The sins have been cleansed today
and the sinner is free to go to
sleep with a clear mind so he can
face tomorrow's sin cleansing.
The MONKS separate and PIKE is lead to the pig pen by two
monks where he is shackled.
MONK #3
There you go pal. Back to where
you belong. See if they share
their food with you. Tomorrow...
We've got some really nasty food
for you. See we were thinking how
we should approach the day.
(MORE)
42.
MONK #3 (CONT'D)
Make it fun for us and bad for you
or make it good for us and
horrible for you. So we have a lot
of things planned for you. We're
going to eat, you're going to eat.
You might be crawling through some
things, You might be sitting in
the water for some time, you might
have to fight four foxes at the
same time. Who knows. I heard the
unknowing hurts the most. Is that
true?
MONK #3
Ooh we're about to have some fun,
piggy. Stay put.
The MONK runs to the Shipwreck shore with all the other
MONKS. A loud thud is heard with men screaming. The ship
has crashed. MAGNUS comes running towards PIKE with an
axe in hand and frees him from shackles.
MAGNUS
Come on, get on out of here.
CREWMEMBER
Get the weapons.
PIKE
Nate? I thought you were dead.
NATE
What are you doing here? You're
not supposed to be here, they'll
catch us. Go!
PIKE
What have they done to you?
NATE
We're playing, I'm the toy.
PIKE
You're not a toy, Nate. Get up we
have to go.
NATE
No, they will hurt me.
PIKE
No one is going to hurt you Nate,
the monks are gone, it's just me.
Please come.
NATE
It's a trap.
PIKE
It's not a trap. Come.
PIKE
We don't have much time, we have
to go.
PIKE
Come on, this way.
NATE
I can't come any further. We can
still go back. They won't hurt us
if we go back.
PIKE
They will kill us if we go back.
The only way is forward. Let's
move. They'll be done with the
ship soon. I need your help.
NATE and PIKE run towards the woods. They run in the
woods until they reach shore and PIKE starts a fire with
the matches and dry kindling he got from the kitchen.
PIKE
Get some of those branches
NATE picks up small branches with his left hand and gives
them to PIKE who puts them on the small flame. He throws
bigger and bigger branches on top and throws some leaves
on top of the fire.
PIKE
Come now. We have to move quick
NATE
Aren't we staying here to get
warm?
PIKE
No. Let's go.
NATE
Why did you make the fire then?
PIKE
Nate, we have to go. Listen, if
you want to go back to that
chamber where you are crying on
the floor, waiting for them to
play with you and kill you, then
you are free to stay here. If you
want to get out of here, come with
me, now.
NATE and PIKE run through the woods to the other side of
the island and find themselves on the beach.
PIKE
Alright. Now the hard part. We
swim across.
45.
NATE
Swim? Where are we swimming?
PIKE
To the mainland, this is an Island
Nate, there is no way out of here
besides swimming.
NATE
Let's find a boat.
PIKE
We can't get to the boat. It's
either this or certain death
NATE
This is certain death
PIKE
This is death by our own way. We
chose this. We do not let other
people choose how we die, we
control our lives. We. Not them.
We. Now get in the water.
NATE
I'm not coming. I can't swim with
one hand. I'll go back. Be safe,
Pike.
MONK #2
How far do you think you can make
it?
MONK #2
You saw how far land is. You
wouldn't even be able to get there
if we gave you this boat.
MONK #2
You made the right decision. Now
what comes to you brother Magnus.
You have a decision to make as
well. Either come with us to the
shore and be the next on my new
wooden shirt or jump in the water.
If god is on your side, he will
guide you to land.
MAGNUS steps into the water and watches MONK #3 row the
boat towards the island. MAGNUS looks at PIKE shivering
in the boat, staring at him blankly. PIKE looks at Magnus
floating in one spot.
HEAD MONK
Shame about Magnus, I liked him. A
pious man. Not suited to our
lifestyle though, that's what got
him in the end. Now what comes to
you. If you won't freeze to death
today you will die tomorrow.
There's no converting you any
more.
PIKE
(shivering)
Why not just do it here?
HEAD MONK
Now, now. We wouldn't want to
spoil the fun tomorrow. We got a
big loot today, lots to celebrate.
And nothing heals a hangover like
a manhunt. So we need you to heal
up today. Don't want to make it
too easy, do we? You know what to
do boys.
MONK #2
Are you sure about the boat?
HEAD MONK
Positive. Do it and join us in the
great hall.
All MONKS walk away with two of them carrying PIKE. MONK
#2 stays on the beach.
MONK #3
Go rub against your own kind for
heat.
MONK #4
Aren't we going to chain him?
MONK #3
Look at him. You want to chain
him, go ahead. There's a special
loot waiting and I don't want to
be the last to get to it. He's so
cold, he's not going to survive
the night. How will he escape?
The MONKS are all piss drunk, even the women. They are
all laughing and having a good time.
HEAD MONK
To Magnus, he was a good man.
OTHERS
Magnus!
MONK #2
Magnus was a never supposed to be
one of us. He didn't want us to
rob, he didn't want us to guide
ships on bay, all he wanted to do
was chop firewood piously.
HEAD MONK
And who do we have to thank for
our warm halls? The man is dead,
he can't hurt you anymore. But you
know who can?
MONK #2
You?
HEAD MONK
Pike, our tough little piggy.
MONK #3
He won't hurt anyone. He was so
frozen I didn't even lock him. Let
him die with the pigs
HEAD MONK
You what? Go check on him and lock
him up.
MONK #2
I'll go check. Don't want him to
freeze before tomorrow, do we.
MONK #2, MONK #3 and another MONK leave the great hall,
MONK #2 takes a tankard with him.
49.
MONK #2
You forgot to turn the light back
on. I'll go check on the little
piggy. Show my gratitude and piss
on him to get him some warmth.
MONK #2
Hey little piggy, got you
something to keep you warm.
MONK #2 looks around the pen but does not see PIKE. He
looks towards the lighthouse, Monk #3 is just about to go
inside.
MONK #2
He's not here, we have a manhunt!
The MONKS watch from the shore as the boat is burning and
then retreat back to the woods.
THE END