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All you need now is a kid and a monster of your own,
and you’re ready to play Monsters and Other Child-
ish Things. For tons of monsters, previews and ad-
ventures visit www.arcdream.com/monsters.
for student government. She helps decorate the
school during Spirit Week. She takes private tutoring
during the weekends to help keep her ahead of the
academic competition. She sings in the church choir.
She takes karate.
She also sees three therapists, takes four mood-
altering drugs and a prescription antacid, and secretly
wishes a monster would come and eat her parents.
The problem with Madison’s secret wish is that
monsters are real, and her friend Yog’So-Soft would
Two Kids, Two Monsters be happy to do the deed if Madison ever voiced it
aloud.
© 2008 Benjamin Baugh
Stats and Skills
Feet 3 (Dodging +1, Kicking +1, P.E. +1).
Here are a couple of sample characters for Monsters Mr. Crocker is lazy, verbose, and indolent, with Guts 3 (Courage +1, Wind +1, Wrestling +0).
and Other Childish Things—and their monsters, of a slow Southern accent. His Favorite Thing is slowly Hands 3 (Blocking +2, Punching +2, Shop +0).
course! You can play a quick little mini-adventure eating people from feet to face. Brains 3 (Notice +1, Out-Think +1, Remember +2).
with these characters by mixing up their relationships When Mr. Crocker wants to stay out of sight, he Face 3 (Charm +2, Connive +0, Putdown +0).
and monsters. Remember, monsters love their kids, so turns into a little green lizard. Relationships
they do things that they think are helpful. We’ll give Mr. Crocker’s Hit Locations The Parental Units 2, Tutor 2, Coach 2, Yog’So-Soft.
one example at the end of this sheet. 1-2: Terrible Claws, 8 dice. Qualities and extras: At-
tacks, Useful (opening locked things), Tough.
3-4: Bouncy Legs, 8 dice. Qualities and extras: De-
Yog’So-Soft
Benny McAlyster Madison’s monster Yog’So-Soft is like a nightmare
Benny has hair in his eyes, a stocking cap, and a fends, Useful (bouncy gait), Tough.
teddy bear grown to enormous size, clawed, sham-
leather jacket too big for him. The jacket belonged to 5: Swishy Tail, 4 dice. Qualities and extras: Useful
bling, with a fanged vertical mouth where the seams
his brother Peter, who got killed in Iraq. Benny is 12. (swimming), Tough.
of its face split open. On his belly you can still see the
Benny’s Favorite Thing is monster trucks. He has 6-7: Big Belly, 8 dice. Qualities and extras: Useful
cute felt heart, splattered and blackened by unspeak-
a huge poster of Grave Digger over his bed. One day, (swallow anything and puke it back up whole and
able drippings.
he wants to drive monster trucks himself. sometimes alive), Tough x2.
Yog is quiet and wise. Madison and Yog’So-Soft
Once he helped beat up a kid he was friends with 8: Beady Eyes, 5 dice. Qualities and extras: Useful
are almost of one mind, their bond is so strong. Yog
because he wanted the class bully to like him. But (see invisible things).
was dormant in Madison’s teddy for so long, when
Benny’s basically a good kid. He helped take care of 9-10: Hungry Jaws, 4 dice. Qualities and extras: At-
it awakened to its true nature they were already in-
his grandma when she got Alzheimer’s and had to tacks, Awesome x2, Gnarly, Tough, Wicked Fast x2.
timately linked. Yog offers quiet advice, and Socrati-
move in with his family. cally encourages Madison to find herself.
Benny is a quick thinker but is socially awkward. What Can Monsters Do? Yog’s Favoite Thing is when Madison stands up
He’s awesome at video games but sucks at sports. In See all those “qualities and extras” in Mr. Crocker’s for herself and does something she likes for her own
a pinch, though, he’s learned to be brave, and in a hit locations? Those tell you some interesting things reasons. Yog’So-Soft can’t tell when these things are
fight he grabs hold and won’t let go. he can do with a successful roll. right or wrong, so he has a habit of encouraging her
Last year he found a giant talking crocodile in the He can roll his eight Terrible Claws dice to pick to act out on her anger, because it’s easiest to get
bathtub, and has since become fast friends with the open a locked door, or to attack a hostile monster some original thought that way.
monster he calls Mr. Crocker. or gym teacher. The Tough quality on his claws acts To stay out of sight, Yog’So-Soft turns back into a
Stats and Skills like armor, so you reduce damage to his claws by one tattered old teddy bear.
Feet 1 (Dodging +2, Kicking +0, P.E. +0). every time he gets hit there. Hit Locations
Guts 4 (Courage +2, Wind +0, Wrestling +2). His Bouncy Gait lets him run fast and, since it De- 1-2: Shambling Legs, 8 dice. Qualities and extras:
Hands 4 (Blocking +1, Punching +1, Shop +0). fends, he can use it to block attacks. We won’t get Defends, Useful (shambling quite fast), Tough.
Brains 4 (Notice +1, Out-Think +4, Remember +1). into the rules for blocking attacks here; they’re in the 3-4: Slashing Talons, 4 dice. Qualities and extras:
Face 2 (Charm +0, Connive +1, Putdown +0). rulebook. Attacks, Useful (rip open mystical doors, seals and
Relationships His Swishy Tail lets him swim with a four-die pool. barriers), Gnarly x2, Awesome x2, Wicked Fast.
Mom and Dad 2, Gran-Gran 2, Peter McAlyster 2, Mr. That’s not very fast, but he’s lazy. 5-6: Tummy with Stained Felt Heart, 6 dice. Quali-
Crocker. His Big Belly lets him swallow something whole, ties and extras: Useful (manipulate emotions), Awe-
but since he doesn’t have Attacks with it, he has to some x2, Tough x2.
How Does Benny Do Things? first grapple a foe with his Terrible Claws or chomp 7-8: Vertical Maw, 7 dice. Qualities and extras: At-
Remember, when a kid wants to do something hard with his Hungry Jaws before he can swallow it (and tacks, Useful (exhale sleepy-dust that knocks people
he or she rolls a number of dice equal to a stat plus other monsters only stay swallowed for width minus out), Gnarly x2.
a skill. So if you want Benny to outrun somebody, roll one rounds anyway, because monsters are strong like 9-10: Glassy Eyes, 7 dice. Qualities and extras: Use-
his Feet stat (1) and his P.E. skill (+0)—uh oh, that that; so if his Big Belly rolls 2x3, Mr. Crocker can swal- ful (see in the dark), Useful (see what people want
only adds up to one die. No way you’re going to get low a monster for one round). the most in the world), Awesome x2.
matching dice with that! With his Beady Eyes he can see things that are
Since Benny can’t run for beans, you might want invisible, like ghosts or farts.
With his Hungry Jaws he can make a devastating
Relationships + Monsters = Fun!
to see if he can figure out a shortcut by rolling his Let’s say you pick Benny’s relationship with his dead
Brains dice (4) and his Notice skill (+1)—that’s five attack that gets +2 to width to make it happen fast
brother Peter and Madison’s relationship with her
dice, which is much better. (thanks to the Wicked Fast extra) and +1 to the
coach: Maybe the coach is depressed and Madison
damage it inflicts (thanks to the Gnarly extra). And
knows his favorite student used to be Peter McAlys-
Mr. Crocker thanks to the double Awesome extra he can set one
ter, so she wants to get Benny to go talk about his
Benny McAlyster’s monster is named Mr. Crocker. Mr. of his four Hungry Jaws dice to any number he wants
brother and cheer the coach up. Yog’So-Soft likes that
Crocker used to be a river god in ancient Egypt, but after rolling the rest. Ouch!
idea, so he uses his emotion-wrangling felt heart to
now he lives in Benny’s bathtub most of the time. make Benny want to help. But Mr. Crocker can see
Mr. Crocker is a huge, fat, semi-bipedal croco- Madison Kate Sinclair-Stevenson right through that kind of thing, thanks to his invis-
dile. He has big jaws and a big appetite but is sur- Madison is a very busy girl. She is in the school jazz ible-seeing beady eyes, and he won’t like it a bit.
prisingly nimble. He moves (when he moves) in a band (clarinet). She plays soccer in a competitive pri- And things that Mr. Crocker doesn’t LIKE a bit
surprisingly fast bouncy gait, like gravity forgets vate league. She takes advanced placement classes. tend to GET bit. . . .
about him sometimes. She volunteers at local homeless shelters. She runs