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To refresh your memory, what that newsletter was all about was how you
could promote your newsletter or product (especially if it has a broad
appeal) in 1/4-page ads in thousands of newspapers for the low price of
approximately $2.50 to capture the attention of 1,000 subscribers. And
since there are an average of two readers for the same newspaper (husband
and wife or two business partners) that equals 2,000 sets of eyeballs.
What I neglected to tell you is how to contact Nancy Jones, the woman
who will make this possible for you. But, before I give you her contact
information, let me tell you a little bit about Nancy.
She's a very nice lady. She's probably the best newspaper space buyer
in the entire world. Nancy's so much in demand, she doesn't have time for
"chit-chat" and a lot of questions. You already know the answers to ALL
of the questions you should be interested in anyway.
Number 1: You can buy 1/4 page ads in almost any newspaper in the
United States for only $2.50 per every 1,000 subscribers.
I sincerely request that, if you are NOT ready, you do NOT bother
Nancy. However, if you ARE ready (and the sooner the better) you should
call her immediately at (727) 535-7899 (that's in Florida).
Sincerely,
Gary C. Halbert
P.S. It has just been discovered that Santa Claus is Jewish, Muslim,
Catholic, Black, Latino, Asian, Female, Homosexual, and has a touch of
evil in his past. Therefore, he will come visit everybody who will
welcome him.
Peace.