Dirty Slang Dictionary

Find hundreds of slang terms for dirty words such as penis, vagina, oral sex, masturbation,

boobs, erection, and more.

Enjoy!

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AC/DC -Bis ex ua l.
Acorn - The head of the penis.
Alaskan Fire Dragon - Get the chick on her knees for a BJ. Right after you

blow your load, clamp her mouth shut, and whisper in her ear, "I've got
syphillis." The spooge should shoot out her nose in record time.
Angel - Male who pays for sexual acts.
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her
head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Auntie - An aging male homosexual.
Animal play - When one or both partners pretend to be an animal (Ex - dog, horse) in a role
play.

Areola - The dark red or light brown ring of skin surrounding the nipple.
Auto -Eroticism - Masturbation
Auto -Felatio - Performing fellatio (oral sex) on one`s own penis
Arabian Goggles - A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye

sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible,
but what the fuck else is new

Aeroplane Blonde - One who has bleached / dyed her hair but still has a 'black box.
Around the World - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex.
Aussie Kiss - similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Auxiliary Intercoure - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in

the armpit
Azozoospermia - Semen containing no sperm, either because the testicles cannot make
sperm or because of blockage in the reproductive tract.

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Back Door - A euphemism for the anus.

Badly Packed Kebab - A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
Butch - A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity.
Bag - The scrotum.
Bang, banged, banging, bangs - To have sexual intercourse with.
Ball - To have intercourse.
Ballsacking - Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun.
While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza
dough.
Balloon Knot - When you bend over and I can see up right up the wazoo.
That's a balloon knot that you see.

Bag it - wearing a condom during intercourse.

Back Yard - The buttocks.
Back Scuttle - Perform anal intercourse.
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,

lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck
away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Barely Legal - Girls who have reached the age of 18, or look like they've just turned 18,
newbies to porn.

Barebacking - unprotected sex.

Beaver Leaver - A homosexual (male)
Bimbot - A pornslut who is as cold and unfeeling during sex as her plastic boobs, lips,

cheeks, etc.
Bismarck - During oral sex, right before you are about to cum, you pull out,
shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the
blood and cum together.
Beer Dick - This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck
anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick

Blue Balls - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm.

Blowjob - The act or an instance of fellatio.
Brownie Queen - Passive partner in anal intercourse.
Bear Claw - A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you

grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of
riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It - Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a

face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw
the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of
mind.

Butter Face - When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Bukkake - Showering a person with sperm from one or many men. In ancient Japan, there is
a legend that unfaithful women were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up
while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show their distaste.
Butt Plug - A dildo specially designed for insertion into the anus. Usually has a flared base to
prevent it from going in too far.

Bull Dagger - an extremely masculine lesbian. The term is often used negatively.
Betty - Slang term for an attractive female.
Blumpkin - Term meaning to receive oral sex while defecating.
Blumpy - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off

while you are on the shitter.

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3BOBFOC - Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crimewatch.
Bone Of Contention - A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man
is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Booty Call - Slang term for a late -night or last minute phone call with the intention of
attaining sex.
Boink/Bonk - To have intercourse with.
Boiler Suit - The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought,
score with a BOBFOC last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your
friends in the pub on Saturday night.
Boff, boffed boffing, boffs - To have sexual intercourse with. v. intr. To engage in sexual
intercourse .
Brown Eye - The chocolate coloration of various shades found around many female's
assholes. It assumed that a girl possessing such will always do anal sex.
Brown Necktie - You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up
her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown
streak between the funbags.

Brownie Queen - Passive partner in anal intercourse.

Bruce Lee - Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
Brunski - When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head

back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There
are many other variant names.)

Bonk - Have sexual intercourse with.

Bugger - to perform anal sex, often referring to sex with animals.
Bullwinkle - The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is

performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can
be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice
tone.)

Bunny Boiler - A partner in a relationship that acts irrationally and with

impulsive, extreme, behavior. The term originated from the Glen Close
character in the movie Fatal Attraction
Butter Face - When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.