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Table of Contents
01 The Whores Revenge
02 The Judgment Of Paris
03 How To Look At A Naked Lady
04 A Tale Of Two Women
05 The Age of Consent
06 Homers Women
Sacred Prostitute
Dreaming the Virgin Mary
Spinster
Precious Bodily Fluids
Immortal Beloved
The Woman In The Bower
Voices And Saints
Life As Opera
Poison Pen Letters
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For she knew Casanova was attracted to her. His memoirs are
very revealing: Her hair was of a beautiful chestnut color and
of astonishing length and luxuriance; her blue eyes had a
languor natural to their shade and all the brilliance of a woman
of Andalusia; her skin, which had the tints of the rose, was of
dazzling fairness, and her tall figure was almost as finely
modeled as that of Pauline. Her breasts, perhaps, were rather
small, but of a perfect mould; she had white, plump, tiny hands
together with the prettiest feet and that proud and graceful
carriage which gives charm to the most ordinary woman. Yet
he seemed to expect Marieanne to fall at his feet and beg to be
another conquest. When she did not, he revealed his habitual
bitterness: if she was extraordinarily beautiful, then nature was
pleased to lie. The same might have been said of Casanova
himself!
They met again several more times and Casanova made sure she
noticed he was paying for everything. Still, she did not think it
was time to engage in intimate relations, at least until after he
had been introduced to her family. Several times he forced
himself upon her in public but Marieanne was as supple and
lithe as a snake, to use his words, and she managed to evade
him. But he had the cheek to visit her at home unannounced one
day while she was in the bath. The voyeur got a view of her
naked back and then practically all the rest of her when she
turned to ask her aunt, for she thought it was her, for a towel.
She barely got her hands in front of her body to shield herself
from his gaze and his deception put her out greatly. She angrily
demanded that he leave at once, and he must have felt a trifle
guilty because on the way out he contributed to her aunts
investment fund. The aunt was, you see, promoting a fund for
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Marieannes mother was very upset when she was told of this
brutal behavior and she threatened Casanova with legal action.
Anyone could see that Marieanne was covered with bruises.
Marieanne went around to Casanovas house to show him the
bruises on her legs and her neck and shoulders but he practically
raped her again. Her bruises only seemed to encourage him!
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You would think that would have been the end of it but
Marieannes mother unwisely invited Casanova over to pay his
respects and to ensure there was no ill feeling. Once he had his
foot in the door again he kept coming back, bribing her with
gifts. Each time she resolved never to utter a word to him the
whole time he was there but how long could she keep that up?
As you can imagine, she began to feel lonely, under siege. At
one point she let him hold her and she found herself weeping
uncontrollably. He asked her whether she would ever feel
differently and she replied truthfully, No. To her relief he
departed immediately and stayed away for weeks.
Of course, they had to bump into each other again, and when
they did, he was agreeable and sociable. She even momentarily
considered the idea of resuming their relationship so long as he
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What really outraged her family after all this was that he then
sued for money that he said they owed him -- obviously for
spite. They counter-sued for trying to disfigure a young and
pretty girl as the law books put it, but he got off and he got his
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money. What else would you expect from the English courts?
They are only there to look after the interests of the rich.
Wilkes, on the other hand, was under no illusions about the real
Miss Charpillon. He knew she was born in Paris or eastern
France after her family had been kicked out of Switzerland in
1739 for running a famous brothel in Berne. They resumed the
family business in Paris and then, after 1759, in London. The
family consisted of her grandmother, Catherine Brunner, who
ran things; Brunners two sisters, one of whom had the sideline
in the immortality business selling the elixir of life; Miss
Charpillons mother; and Miss Charpillon herself. Wilkes
provided for all of them, something Casanova had failed to do.
That was his first mistake. A girl has to make a living. Her
familys notorious reputation -- which was probably worse than
Wilkes -- had prevented her from marrying into the aristocracy
or new money. But she suited Wilkes, although she did get to
be damnably expensive. It seemed to Wilkes that a mistress
could be defined as the attempt to duplicate, as well as one
could, a husband-wife relationship, but with none of the
obligations. A prostitute is the same thing except that she is
exclusively for sexual purposes and you dont have to wake up
to her bad breath every morning. So clearly by this definition
Miss Charpillon was his mistress. But Wilkes felt that Casanova
did not appreciate this difference when he encountered
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The true coquette asserts her place in the world, that she exists,
that she needs to be allowed for, paid for, not ignored and she
gains pleasure from that. But la Charpillon was a
businesswoman, not a lover she was in it for the money, not
the love. She was death to the romantic game-playing through
which Casanova hoped to avoid coming to his metaphysical rest.
She was a vampire, a prototype for the next century. Charpillon
was a true cynic, while he was a true romantic. They were
opposites: a cynic believes in nothing except money; a romantic
believes in everything except money.
For all the talk of Casanovas defeat, the Devil himself could not
have improved on Casanovas revenge on Charpillon: he
purchased a parrot that he trained to screech Miss Charpillon is
more infamous than her mother in French. When everyone got
the joke it became the hot topic of conversation in London and
even la Charpillon thought it very clever. Her mother and aunts
were not so thrilled. They consulted lawyers but were told that
the law of slander did not extend to parrots. Charpillon was
cleverer. After Lord Grosvenor bought the parrot for her, she
wrung its neck. So much for freedom of speech!
The grumpy old ghost of Casanova still haunts the library of the
Castle of Dux. The Castle squats in western Bohemia, passing
through time like a ship passes through space, the clouds soaring
overhead. The ghost has been at war for many years with the
vicious little mediocrities employed at the Castle who barge in
from time to time to fling insults at him. He has rigged a trap
over the door into the library and next time, he plans to flatten
them with an avalanche of his heaviest German philosophy
books. The minions of his patron, the Count Waldstein, master
of the Castle.
now that he was dying. Ellis was racing to finish his memoirs
before it was too late. Zweig and his wife were now in England,
having recently fled Vienna when the Third Reich marched in.
Ellis would die the following year, shortly before war broke out;
Zweig and his wife would commit suicide in Petropolis, Brazil,
during the war. Depressed and homesick they believed
humanity had lost sight of its core values as the war took its
brutal course. The cynics were in charge again. Marai too
would take his own life, alone in San Diego, in 1989.
did not peter out into sterility and despair. Seduction at his age
had been a heroic enterprise!
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On This Page:
The Noctambule
Power: On Its Virtues Madame de Maintenon
Riches & Fame: On Their Virtues Madame de Svign
Beauty: A Curious Concept Ninon de Lenclos
The Enlightenment Begins and Goethes Faust
The Judgment of Paris
THE NOCTAMBULE
Once upon a time, a young French woman named Ninon de
Lenclos was at home on Sunday morning when there was a
knock at the door. On the step was a little white-haired man
dressed in black. He introduced himself as the Noctambule
(Sleepwalker) and he said he was there to offer her a choice of
three things: the highest rank in the land, great riches and fame,
or eternal beauty. But she could choose only one
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Cynics will want to note that intelligence was not one of the
choices but let us assume that Ninon had that to start with. Like
Paris in The Judgment of Paris, and this historic scene is
occurring in Paris, Ninon chose eternal beauty.
Perhaps this story is true? One sour critic claimed that it was
made up by a certain abbot who drank too much and who was
infatuated with Ninon, but what did he know?
POWER
On Its Virtues
Ninon had a son by one of her many lovers. But the father
raised his son without him knowing whom his true mother was,
to protect him from the shame of it. When the young man
finally met Ninon, who must have been in her sixties by then, he
fell desperately in love with her. Though she had promised his
father never to reveal her identity, in an effort to calm her sons
passion, Ninon confessed the truth to him, and it had disastrous
consequences. He went out the back of her house and
committed suicide, for he could see that their love would never
be consummated. So you see, not only did Ninon not keep her
word, these were the consequences of not marrying to protect
ones children and ones reputation. By all means have affairs,
but do not forgo marriage and do not think of yourself all the
time.
they could have established rules for women to live by and have
a significant impact on society. The form of power that Ninon
specialized in -- the power over mens sexual imaginations as
much as their bodies -- did not teach the importance of living up
to ones responsibilities in life and ensuring the protection of
family values. In the end, Ninon was a hopeless case: she was
always more interested in men than in women -- and many men
at that. There was nothing Maintenon could do for her.
Some would say that the second option, riches and fame, is the
least attractive of the three. Who wants to be rich and famous if
no one is afraid of you and no one is attracted to you? Well,
who cares? You can buy the company of the powerful and the
beautiful. Sex has always been for sale.
Ninon in her heyday became the leading critic of the arts and
literature. Molire observed of her: She has the keenest sense
of the absurd of anyone I know. Some would say there is
nothing inherently superior about someone who writes their
ideas down for posterity (like Molire) over someone for whom
letter-writing and stimulating conversation are equally important
(like Ninon). We can get a glimpse of Ninons intellectualism in
her letters, for example the fine series to the Marquis de
Svign, the son of Madame de Svign, on the subject of how
to capture a lover. The inevitable happened of course: the
Marquis fell in love with Ninon instead.
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BEAUTY
A Curious Concept
was a chilly beauty; men were only besotted with her until they
met the woman underneath. People wondered whether there
was a life of the mind behind the face and the body that
launched a thousand ships. If there was, she failed to convince
anyone beyond Paris.
sex or seduction. She had many lovers over the years and she
enjoyed sex, but her seductions were intellectual as much as
physical and this is one of the key distinctions between a
courtesan and a regular prostitute, which is not to say that all
courtesans were intelligent company or that they had the
freedom to live in the way they chose, but courtesans were able
to ascend to levels of society that prostitutes found closed off.
that the Noctambule really did appear before her. She chose
beauty because she knew perfectly well that if she was beautiful,
then it had nothing to do with any supernatural explanation he
could come up with, however tempting that view was to others.
The world of science was coming.
As she lay dying, it was clear she had lost her beauty, even if she
still had her extraordinary femininity. Voltaire was introduced
to her back then -- he was 11 and she was more than 80 -- and
the great philosopher commented (much later) that Mlle.
Lenclos had all the ugliest signs of old age in her face, and her
mind was that of an ascetic philosopher. So much for eternal
beauty. But he made this snotty comment about a woman who
had generously left a lot of money in her will for him to buy
books, and one suspects he was just being facetious to cover his
own respect for Ninons intellect. How sharp the old lady was.
Even Voltaire was only 11-years-old once.
Goethes Faust was as racy for its time as anything ever written.
He arranges for Helen of Troy to be transported through time
and space for Fausts sexual pleasure and they even have a love
child together. Helen is romanticized as the perfect woman,
Greek beauty and harmony wrapped up in the one superb body.
But Goethe was not really that interested in Helen. He was
more interested in why there had to be all that killing at Troy in
the first place over a woman! Goethe correctly surmised that the
gods were behind it, since there was no other satisfactory
explanation. He also thought it fair that Faust be let off the hook
in his bargain with Mephistopheles, for why should Faust
surrender his soul? This infuriated the religious authorities and
other pompous German writers of the time who hated happy
endings, but it revealed Goethe as a child of the Enlightenment.
There were reasons for this.
Despite what the Iliad or the movie Troy would have you
believe, Paris was not only extremely good-looking, he was also
an honorable man, which is why the goddesses chose him in the
first place. For his part, he chose Aphrodite because she seemed
like the least dangerous option. Little did he suspect when he
was rewarded with the most beautiful woman in the world.
As with anything to do with the gods, she was a flawed gift, for
she turned out to be Helen of Troy and she was already married.
As was he, of course, for both had had arranged marriages
imposed on them. And though Helen was undeniably stunning
looking, she was not much of a match in intelligence. Rather
vain and frivolous actually. If her beauty was immortal and
eternal, it was all on the surface, a harmony of the parts. She
was, in a word, superficial.
And who is to say that Paris truly had a choice in the first place?
If indeed he had had a choice, would he have chosen a married
woman and a vacuous one at that?
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Lady Godivas story
Peeping Toms story
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Once upon a time Coventry was a nice quiet sort of place, when
being sent to Coventry meant being banished to obscurity.
Nowadays, the city has been struck by the tourism industry just
as much as any other city as it strives to reinvent itself.
Coventry now has an official Lady Godiva employed by the city
council and the town is awash in Lady Godiva festivals and
memorabilia signage, souvenirs and knickknacks scattered
around the city like mushrooms, along with the half-dozen local
historians who have arranged for the story to be authenticated.
After the infamous ride was over, the official view around
Coventry was that she had risked her virtue and reputation for a
worthy higher goal. Her husband Lord Leofric, Earl of Mercia,
would be the first to concede that there is no higher goal than a
tax break, but he was shocked and disappointed when she
displayed her body in public. He was, after all, one of the most
powerful men in Anglo Saxon England and he had an image to
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In his heart, he simply did not fathom how she had come to do
it. He knew Godiva to be a deeply religious woman -- she had
an obsession with the Virgin Mary, rather than the wicked Mary
Magdalene. He supposed she must have decided this was going
to be a religious experience. Perhaps she saw an opportunity for
sainthood since saints got the nod for a lot less these days. Once
she got a lot of people around town talking about the power of
God at work, then she got some of those foolish young monks
over at the Benedictine monastery of St. Albans to spread the
story around that she was a candidate for sainthood and that he
was some stingy old fool. Monks are always looking for sexy
stories in order to get a following, otherwise no one would listen
to them. The whole thing reminded him of that story of the
Emperors New Clothes except in reverse: she took her clothes
off and had no one watch! Godiva was encouraging people to
treat it as a religious experience when it was nothing of the kind
and he had heard of at least one fellow who didnt think it was
either. That fellow had stuck his head out to have a look at her
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and now he was being persecuted by the fanatics from the local
abbey -- the same monks that Godiva had surrounded herself
with.
Tom the tailor looked out that window for perfectly innocent
reasons. He had heard Lady Godivas horse neigh as she passed
by and he was concerned to see if she was all right. Nothing
wrong with a bit of neighborly concern, is there? Once he knew
she was fine, he pulled his head in again and wondered whether
she was truly naked. Well, who wouldnt? Its the natural thing
to do.
Tom also had been curious to see whether Godiva was riding
with or without a saddle because he was thinking that she must
be very uncomfortable without one, and if she was riding
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English style she may have been exposing herself rather more
than she intended. He thought she probably never gave any
thought to those things. Even with the long hair over her bosom
it cant have covered everything, though a wig might have done
the job he supposed.
How old was Godiva anyway? He never saw her up close. Was
she worth looking at in the nude? She may have been in her
eighties for all he could tell, but he did see that she was nude
and he thought she was flaunting it a bit. He wouldnt have
been surprised if old Leofric looked at his wife in a totally new
way after her ride and the whole episode may have done
wonders for their marriage. A few moral types had argued that
it was the horse that was naked, but Tom knew it was Godiva.
He did see that much.
At any rate, Tom got struck blind for his pains, presumably by
God, though whos to say? Most of you readers will feel he
deserved it no doubt because you think he really just wanted to
look at a naked lady. But this is unfair. He had been out of
town on business and had only recently returned that day and he
had not heard about the ban on looking out the window. So his
blinding is fairly severe punishment, dont you think? All he
could really see under her long flowing hair were her legs, but
there is no one who can confirm his version since she arranged
for the authorities to ensure everyone stayed indoors, and she
did it so early in the morning that hardly anyone was up. The
citizens cooperated only because they stood to benefit from the
tax break.
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All this took place not long before the Norman invasion of 1066,
which upended Anglo-Saxon England. The Lady Godiva story
probably was based on a folktale or earlier pagan fertility rites
associated with the May Queen. Coventry is located near the
Forest of Arden, after all, which has long been associated with
pastoral myths -- Shakespeares As You Like It for example.
Mix it all up and shake it around and you will extract the
wonderful story of Lady Godiva. During the medieval period
that followed, the monks were worried about the storys sexual
element and Robert Graves, in his book The White Goddess,
suggests that they tried to clean it up. Some centuries later,
during the puritan era, when the maypoles came down and the
mystery plays and pageants were stopped altogether, Lady
Godiva was another casualty.
On one thing the local puritans and the liberals all agree.
Peeping Tom spoils the fun. The nickname has become
synonymous with pervert, and all those moralizers and armies
of senior citizens out there arguing that he was an
embarrassment to the town have won. They have taken down
his effigies, burnt his postcards and souvenir stands. He has no
defenders, he has been banished. Hence the origin of the
expression Sent from Coventry, which Toms enemies have
managed to have reversed over the years so that now everyone
says Sent to Coventry, meaning banished.
But that wasnt the end of Tom. A comic opera called Peeping
Tom of Coventry appeared in 1784 and there were dozens of
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VOYEURISM
There are two things to say about this: (1) appearing in public
means acknowledging that one can both look and be looked at.
Circularity. That is a function of public life. But (2), and more
importantly, these definitions are not loaded with any
pathological meanings. How that has changed! Modern
psychology has put a wall up in the landscape with the invention
of the word voyeurism and the paraphernalia of psychotherapy
and counseling. One cannot simultaneously look and be looked
at when one is a voyeur. It is a one-way word. It requires
setting up an opposite: exhibitionism. So now we have
voyeurs and their victims, exhibitionists and their victims, in a
process that turns ordinary human behavior into a disease and
allows experts to intervene.
The mind may be the hardest thing for one human being to
deprive another of. You must drive them mad first and the
surest way to do this is to strip away all sense of property. But
even a supermarket cart can contain a kingdom. Alternatively,
you may be able to achieve the same effect by walling someone
off inside their own property. You can count on many
extremely rich people being among the loneliest on the planet.
On This Page:
Malinche and the Virgin of Guadalupe
La Casa Negro Pedro de Urdemales on Tepeyac
La Casa Colorada Pedro de Urdemales at Malinches house
La Casa Blanca Bernardino de Sahagn in Tlatelolco
La Casa Azul Frida Kahlo as Guadalupe
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MALINCHE AND THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE
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Back in the 16th and 17th centuries when Mexico was founded,
the evolution of the mother and the whore paralleled the ups and
downs of the Virgin Mary and the Catholic Counter-
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Back in Old Europe, by the 1600s, the Virgin Mary had become
an avenger, Revelations Woman of the Apocalypse, stamping
out sin and the Churchs enemies (c.f. Rubens painting of 1623-
4). It affected poor Guadalupe in Mexico, for when her story
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appeared in print for the very first time, as late as 1648, she had
morphed into a justification for the Conquest, a touch of La
Llorona about her.
The woman, Doa Marina, had told him how for two days
running she had surprised a villager on the hills here at Tepeyac.
It had been a strange enterprise. She had dressed herself up to
resemble the Virgin Mary, the holy Mother of Jesus, and she had
succeeded in terrifying the poor man both times. She told the
villager how she had come abroad in this new land, so far from
Spain, to see that a new church would be built upon this hill.
She had asked him to relate all this to the Bishop, Juan de
Zumrraga, and he would make it so. Twice she had appeared
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and twice the old man had told his vision to the Bishop and
twice the Bishop had refused. Proof is needed, the Bishop had
said. We need a sign from heaven. Doa Marina could see
that the Bishop was resisting being told what to do by an Aztec
peasant. Her informants told her this and she had decided she
needed a new plan. That was where Don Pedro came in.
Pedro stamped his feet to keep warm. He had found the villager
the day before, quite by chance. Disguised as a holy man, Pedro
was traversing Tepeyac when Juan Diego came running toward
him, begging him to give his uncle last rites. It occurred to
Pedro that if the goal was to create a new pilgrimage site here,
then what better way than ensure that the gullible Juan Diego
experienced a miracle? Could Pedro pull off healing the uncle?
They walked to the uncles village Tulpetlac, where Pedro
greeted the ailing man, Juan Bernardino, offering him a
hechiceria concoction of brandy and other herbs. It was another
case of typhus no doubt But rather than giving the man his
last rites, Pedro encouraged the family to strip the bed entirely,
explaining that bed lice were the problem. Well, it was a
gamble to be sure, but Pedro had learned over the years that lice
were responsible for most of the worlds woes and he thought it
might work, even if the lice were blameless. The family washed
Juan Bernardino and wrapped him in clean dry blankets and
sealed the roof from the drizzle. Don Pedro declared sternly that
Juan Bernardino would not die this evening and that while only
a miracle could save him, it was still premature to pronounce his
last rites. Pedro had left at that point to meet with Doa Marina.
So here he was now, standing in the rain, wondering if he was
being paid enough for all this. He was dressed now as a Knight
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Several hours later the rain had blown away and the sun was out.
It was turning into a beautiful day. As planned, Doa Marina
met up with Pedro and it wasnt long before Pedro saw Juan
Diego making his way across Tepeyac from the north. Was he
trying to avoid the place Dona Marina had appeared before him
on the previous occasions? Pedro had half expected it so he
positioned himself in a spot where he could join paths with the
peasant. After engineering this successfully, they walked
together, and Pedro steered him in the direction of Doa Marina.
On cue, as she had done before, she appeared before them with
the sun behind her, its rays catching the frilled edges of her
robes. As luck would have it, a rainbow formed in the distance.
carefully inside a cloak she was holding. She then folded it and
presented it to him, instructing him not to unfold his new cloak
until he stood before the Bishop.
While he painted her, she told him the secret Nahua codes. She
told him that the sky blue greenmantle with the stars
emblazoned upon it would symbolize that she was from an
Aztec royal family and that she had great power in this world.
But her hands were to be folded in prayer in keeping with
European traditions and her head would be bowed in reverence
to the God of all things. Her pale dress was the color of the
brown earth of Mexico, stained by the dried blood of its people
sacrificed during its creation. It was, she said, the story of life
through death, of new beginnings, of resurrection. The black
maternity band high around her waist meant she was carrying
the Christ child, a child of the New World, the first mestizo, like
Martin, her son by Corts, born eight years ago. The crescent
moon she stood upon symbolized Tonantzin, the Aztec earth
mother and moon goddess, but the angel supporting her would
provide proof that she was carried here from Heaven.
but they had lost him at a ravine by the hill. Doa Marina also
had spotted the spies and she reasoned she only had one more
opportunity to impress Juan Diego and snare the skeptical
Bishop.
That was where Pedro came in. He was to track the villagers
movements and waylay him on the path over Tepeyac to ensure
he crossed again at the critical spot where Doa Marina could
intercept him and make her final appearance. This is indeed
how it played out.
Flash forward many years, back to Old Spain, and Pedro was
present one day as the firebrand clergyman Father Bartolom de
Las Casas confronted an aging Corts about the events
surrounding the miracle of Guadalupe, asking whether he felt
badly about his role as a conquistador and whether he was
behind the whole Virgin thing. Corts brushed it aside of
course, but Pedro thought back to those days back in 1531,
remembering his visit to La Casa Colorada. As he had excused
himself that last time, the shadow of the great man could be seen
down the hallway. That was how Corts would be remembered,
he thought, as a flickering shadow on the wall, no more tangible
than that, just another symbol of the insignificance of human
actions in the greater scheme of things. Hopefully his painting
of Doa Marina would last longer than the memory of Corts
The conventional wisdom among the Spanish here was that the
Mexican Virgin of Guadalupe was a complete fiction. But what
could they do? The Indians were acting as if it was a miracle
and flocking to convert to Christianity. Should the Church
capitalize on this misunderstanding or was that dishonest? The
Inquisition certainly wouldnt approve. The appearance of Our
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also recalled how God could crush Eves serpent. But Pedro de
Urdemales had pointed out that the white-bearded Corts had
also been associated with Quetzalcoatl. So did that mean that
Corts was the one being crushed? Everyone had laughed at the
joke for it was true that Corts was now a man of the past. But
who had crushed him? Who, Pedro asked, if not the Virgin of
Guadalupe? Sahagns head began to spin all over again. He
should have realized the natives would misunderstand, but he
hadnt counted on Pedro de Urdemales. No doubt the natives
were secretly praying to their old mother goddesses of the moon,
Tonantzin and Coatlicue, not the Virgin. What a mess! The
Inquisition was asking more and more questions -- about the
painting, about Pedro de Urdemales, about native traditions
and he was supposed to come up with a solution? There was
none to be found.
the 1520s but locals believe some ghosts are better left
undisturbed. Malinches ghost is still strong here.
Back at La Casa Azul, Kahlo was also very much aware of The
Most Holy Virgin Mary, Our Lady of Guadalupe, Queen of
Mexico and Empress of the Americas. Not in a conventional
religious sense of course for, like Rivera, Kahlo did not believe
particularly in a Catholic God. But she drew on the religious
iconography of the country and she respected Guadalupes
revolutionary importance, her standing for the oppressed, her
symbolizing hope and unity. In her own struggle for integration
and harmony, the countrys preeminent symbol of virginity and
purity had a powerful appeal for her.
I will wipe out from the earth the men whom I have
createdfor I am sorry that I made them.
The Fall, it turns out, was all a big disappointment, not only
because Eve gave Adam the apple but also because of what their
descendents got up to afterwards in Eden.
For traditionalists, the Bible says that sex should wait for
marriage, but the textual evidence says otherwise. As Twain
well knows, Genesis is wildly provocative, full of tales of
drunken nakedness, incest and polygamy, which is why it has
been debauched enthusiastically by many other books ever
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Tuesday
was planning The End of the World! A flood was coming, the
snake said, and we would all be drowned. The world would be
washed clean of the filth introduced by all these earlier chapters
and He would start a new chapter. What, the snake wanted to
know, had we done that was so terrible that we all had to die?
Clearly the snake was trying to get on my good side. It must
have heard about what Noah is up to and burnt its bridges with
Satan. It also said Milton was right and it blamed Eve for
everything that had happened back in the Garden. It also
dropped hints about what Satan was interested in doing with
baby Cain. Was this what it was all about? Satan as every
parents worst nightmare, a monster, because now he wants to
molest our infant children? We get blamed for bad parenting
and our world is destroyed?
Wednesday
I have been trying to find out what it is that Michael Jackson did
that was wrong. Dont get me wrong, I think whatever he did or
didn't do, it was wrong, but the angels cant tell me why exactly.
They have been speculating about a hierarchy of evils:
The strange thing is, the angels clearly are having sex among
themselves yet they cannot tell me which of these crimes is the
worst?
Thursday night
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
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The humans went one better. After they learnt to believe that
they had fallen out of the Garden, they added Original Sin.
This surely has something to do with that human tendency to
imagine the worst of ones fellow human beings, the human
thirst for self-torture, Poe called it. On top of that, Saint Paul
and Saint Augustine wanted to justify their own importance in
life, whereby the church would save the sinners through
delivering the grace of God. I am sure God thought this was a
terrible idea, though He never said so. But they thought they
could improve on the original story, which is why Saint Paul and
Saint Augustine invented sin, which they linked to death, to get
everyones mind off the sex. But the only sins the saints were
worried about were their own, which they were desperately
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The fact is that there was no sex in the Scented Garden at all
when I got there. I introduced the young couple to it, for that
was what God intended. The real Original Sin, if we have to
have one, was that the angels made sex evil and the saints kept
the myth going.
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Lilith was right about Adam all along: men, whether they were
gods or humans, really were and are beasts. Feminist art history
tells all about it. What is to be done? Are we any the wiser for
knowing that men are beasts? Do we like the fact that they are
beasts? Can they all be put in prison perhaps? Theoretically it
may be within reach. Approximately 1 in 32 Americans is now
in prison or on parole, so if the definitions of sexual abuse can
be widened still further, perhaps by raising the Age of Consent
to be the same as the Legal Drinking Age, this speedily will
bring up the number of male sex offenders. Or humans could
just ban Sex altogether Just Say No To It before it destroys
Western civilization. This puts it nicely in line with the official
government policy of sexual abstinence, for if all the men are in
prison, naturally abstinence will be the rule, except in prison
perhaps. But are the women really so different from the men --
are congresswomen and female teachers just as likely to be
sending erotic IMs to their male and female pages and students?
I dont know the answer to that but I do know a lot of men who
wanted to be in that blonde Florida teachers class. I say raise
the human Age of Consent to 21 or ban sex altogether.
The earths best kept secret, which I plan to share with you, is
that men, throughout their adult life, are most physically
attracted to nymphets around the Age of Consent. For all those
myths about True Love and fidelity in marriage, and gaining in
wisdom and maturity, the fact is that adult men have always
secretly hungered for sweet 16-year-old girls, or, if they are gay,
for sweet 16-year-old boys. The age does not have to be exact,
of course, and there are always the exceptions the aesthete (the
liar), the perverse (the selfish), the neutered (the confused) and
the dead (the dead). But your average healthy adult male of the
human species still wants his Eve, or his Adam.
Or they could put it into literature. This is the ironic truth of that
fine book, Vladimir Nabokovs Lolita. Conservatives think of
Lolita as pornography. Yet strange things happen when you
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read the literary critics for they never respond directly to the
conservatives charges. Why is it pornography? You need to
ask? Nabokov writes about pedophilia because he felt those
sexual desires toward teenage girls himself. Takes one to know
one and all that Of course pedophilia is one of those demonic
sexually predatory words that eliminates everything in its path,
so the smarter critics avoid it, but they use code words like
iniquity and perversion and even crime and then wander
off up the garden path to talk about language games and
solipsism. The ones who do mention pedophilia also rush
directly off stage to change the subject Lolita reflects darkly,
in a crooked enough mirror, the artistic desires of his creator
(says one). OK. But thats it? None of Nabokovs defenders
get past that to discuss Nabokovs own desires, physical as
much as artistic, other than ascribing it to his characters quest
for aesthetic bliss. Why? Did Lolita spring from his mind
like Athena from Zeus brow? If Nabokov was a happily
married man did he never feel those urges, or when he wrote
Lolita was he too old to feel such desires with intensity and that
made it ok, or was it because great writers are not supposed to
feel such embarrassing urges at all? Or was it perhaps because
critics cannot admit the obvious because it is self-incriminating:
for men are attracted to perilous nymphets, and they are
attractive indeed. Nabokov understood this because he was an
honest man. This is the real message and the real genius of Lo-
lo-lo-lee-ta For Lolita is about sex and sex keeps you alive
VV knew this; Vra knew this. Play great Russian music very
loudly here
Sunday
Monday
Exile from the Garden sings in our memory and memory is the
gift of salvation.
Tuesday
So what then of the snake? He talks about Edgar Allan Poe and
The Fall of the Louse of Usher, but he wants to say that Adam
and I have an incestuous relationship since I was supposedly
created from Adams rib. The snake has it all wrong of course.
Look at the unnamed fool telling the story. If there was an
original Fall, then feeling guilty about it is a waste of time. We
are all fallen angels... Whats done is done and we will do better.
But this is also why the Age of Consent should be lowered to
match the Age of Puberty so that we are not criminals. This
assumes, of course, that sexual knowledge is not forbidden!
Wednesday
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Adam and I left the Garden for good reason. When we were
inside we were frightened by the whispering, threats muttered
about Satan terrorizing us, taking advantage of us, abusing our
trust, and we raised the walls around the Garden higher, but evil
was already inside. We became lonely and we turned on each
other. Only later did we realize the angels were doing most of
the whispering and that everything inside had become sterile,
dead, and so we fled. We fled for the world of real life and
death, we needed the cockleshelled paths of that applepie
kitchen garden, ducking under the gippos clothes-pegs,
catching an apron on the blackcurrant bushes, the beanrows and
onion-bed and tomatoes ripening on the wall
God always gets the Last Word. First off, I am not responsible
for the Book of Genesis and I am not interested in World
Domination.
The Americans drove Chaplin out in the 50s and now they talk
about putting up more walls Once walls go up, I move Eden
and the garden inside it, leaving only dust. Falling towers
Jerusalem Athens Alexandria Vienna London Washington
Unreal.
his Narnia, Tolkien and his Middle Earth, T.S. Eliots Little
Gidding and Disney castles in the forest. Their stories of lost
innocence and the fall from grace are about human dreams of
redemption and returning to The Promised Land. Maybe...
Then there are the agnostics and the atheists. Apparently walls
mean nothing to them, especially once the walls have been torn
down, and they would have flown over them anyway. They
have always wanted to eat Augustines pears or Moses figs or
Mohammeds bananas or the Hindus rose-apples or the
immortal Chinese peaches or whatever they thought they would
find in there because, well, again like Eve, they just wanted to
eat them. That means Poe, Twain, Charlie Chaplin, Dylan
Thomas and Nabokov to name but five so far. Let me add that
beautiful and ineffectual angel Shelley. For all of them the
falling towers were about Shelley's Ozymandias, about Empires
Decline and Fall and they were happy among the ruins. But
their careers involved exile, depression, alcohol and drug
addiction, drowning, sensational court cases, psychiatric
hospitals, family members who died young in the fire-bombings
of WWII or the Holocaust...
Even though I cannot agree with them, I have a soft spot for
them because at least they have a sense of mischief! They can
believe in everything and anything if they want to, even me.
Their lives are about secrets and risk passion and desire lived
in its cracks and on the wing. Their lives (and their art) are a
mockery of living life defined by invisible walls and they have
never taken redemption too seriously.
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06 Homers Women
Why did it take Odysseus 19 Years to Get Home from Troy?
Odysseus
Calypso
Circe
Nausicaa
Penelope
The Passion of the Christ
ODYSSEUS
Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere, a middle-aged man
washed ashore on a lonely island. Almost 19 years earlier, he
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had set out from his home to fight at Troy. But Troy fell 10
years ago and now nine more have elapsed and still Odysseus
hasnt reached his home on Ithaka, his wife Penelope and his
son Telemachus.
Aquarius Lu-the-
Wanderer
CALYPSO
Only one man was ever washed ashore though, and when he
was, Odysseus was impressed. Homer writes that Calypso was
a nymph, immortal and most beautiful, who craved Odysseus
for her own. She must have been an appealing sight for a man
in middle age. She did not wear on his nerves as the witch Circe
had done the year before. She did not grow and change and
mature as the young princess Nausicaa would do. She would
not judge him or seek to control him in the way his wife
Penelope would do. Was she the perfect mate? Does a wise
man really seek the perfect woman and if he does, is he wise to?
Do only fools believe in perfect soul-mates?
Calypso sits in her garden at the edge of the cave she calls home.
The air is thick with the scent of flowers and a natural spring
trickles past her feet. The birds are singing, she has a great fire
blazing. She moves to her loom, weaving and singing, in the
hope he will decide to stay of his own choice. She weaves the
siren threads of domesticity, contentment, stability, the rejection
of warfare and mens pursuits. Calypso even promises him
eternal youth, immortality like her own yet, instinctively, he
finds it all too feminine, too suffocating, and he wanders away
through the trees to the stone seat on the cliff top to scan the
bare horizon of the sea. Toward the end they had almost been
fighting: long ago the nymph had ceased to please. He had
begun to avoid her and just sat staring out to sea the way he
always did when he was homesick. That is what everyone does
sooner or later when lovers grow apart they stare out to sea --
and even perfect sex and ambrosia arent enough in the end.
There has to be friction.
So, like the mistress who watches her lover go home to his wife,
Calypso watched him go on the morning tide. She would not
have helped him build the raft. He did not say goodbye and she
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did not seek him out to make him say it. Seven years together is
a long time and some things are better left unsaid.
Perhaps for this reason Calypso has never won the hearts of the
male translators who over the years have had quite definite ideas
about getting Odysseus back home to Penelope. Some have
played up the psychoanalytical implications: did Calypsos
island remind him of the womb he was running away from all
his life? Certainly Odysseus complains of the pains of rebirth
that were deferred constantly while he lived with her. Many
have claimed that her name means enfolding or concealing,
even obliterating -- all sexual metaphors of the kind popular
with psychoanalysis. Or was it that the thread she wove -- the
myth of the perfect relationship, the perfect woman would
mean that he would lose everything else that made him a man?
Arguably, one could say that she reappears in the distant future
as the mysterious and the lonely enchantress the Lady of the
Lake in the legends of King Arthur, Venus in the Tannhuser
legend and perhaps in Tennysons more vulnerable The Lady of
Shalott. Goddesses who defy time and space are rare in western
literature. They dont get married and they dont have kids but
they probably want them (The Lady of the Lake kidnaps
Lancelot as a child). They just pop into stories occasionally and
then disappear again, which is totally unfair of course.
Odysseus had had a child and fulfilled his debt to society so why
couldnt he have stayed with Calypso and had another child or
two? The critics would have us believe that her dangerous
appeal lies in her timelessness, the oblivion, the denial of self,
and these can be a powerful siren call in the 21st century when
many western men no longer know what they want. However,
one could equally argue that second marriages are just fine,
thanks, and Odysseus would have been happy with her if only
the storyteller had given him a choice in the matter.
CIRCE
was that she could reveal to men the truth about themselves by
showing to each man himself in his true shape according to his
inmost nature. For this she was rightly dreaded and feared; her
very name was a word of terror. Porter allows Circe to have
sexual power, a casual black humor, all the better to deal with
the wily Odysseus. How dare he act cold and aloof in bed when
she is tender and loving. How dare his men complain to him
behind her back about how bored they are on her island. They
are lucky to get fed at all! If Circe enjoys superiority over the
weakness of men, it is not in an arrogant or egocentric way; it is
simply that she is smarter than they are. One day, will Odysseus
see that and will he be back, alone? Isnt this what wise men
want: wise women?
NAUSICAA
meet her parents, the king and queen, where he can tell his story
for posterity and she says she will follow. No need to feed the
gossips by going together.
One imagines that if she had indeed written the Odyssey, she
would have written herself a bigger and better part. She would
have developed it as a subtly erotic encounter between a man
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who was nostalgic for his lost past and a young woman looking
for a real man. It would not have been filled with vulgar sex,
Circe style, but with suitably romantic scenes between two
lovers who deeply respect one another. While that may have
been Nausicaas fancy, was that Odysseus? Sure, he would
have been attracted to her but could it have lasted? That doesnt
stop her modern fans from having a riot anyway. In Joyces
Ulysses she is played by Gerty MacDowell, who does a
sentimental striptease in front of the hero Bloom while Bloom
masturbates! Bloom is grateful for her helping him feel like a
man again.
PENELOPE
The Odyssey is about more than just the return to house and
hearth. It is about a mans choice of ideal sexual partner, it is
about the compatibility of sex and marriage, it is about how a
man exercises his freedom before returning ultimately to where
he started from. The Odyssey is about rebirth and the search for
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It was all right at the beginning, but once Troy fell she had
expected him home. They hadnt been married long when he
left and Telemachus was just an infant. As the years passed, the
news stopped coming. She did a lot of crying. By the time
Odysseus came home to Ithaka, he had been away 19 years and
she had not had a sexual partner in all that time, she was losing
her looks and feeling older, and she didnt have a close
confidante, a defender, a husband. She could fairly accuse him
of desertion. Would any woman wait as long as she did? True,
there were distinct advantages to being single, to being a widow.
She was still comfortably well off, which made her a desirable
catch for the suitors and at least she had a choice. She was
flattered by the attentions of so many good-looking young men.
In fact, this is what Antinous accused her of in public -- that she
enjoyed it -- and this was true for a few years at the beginning.
She had to adopt delaying tactics but she would never give in
and choose one of the suitors because that would have brought
the reasonably pleasant situation she was in to an abrupt end.
And, she would have found Odysseus on her doorstep the next
day! She also knew the other suitors and townspeople would
criticize her the moment she chose anyone.
Penelope wove her web during the day and unraveled it at night.
Weaving has been the work of women since ancient times and it
is now a feminist metaphor for womens creativity and the
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stories that were never heard when the focus was on the
husband. Repression equals silence, as they say. Penelopes
quest was no different from Odysseus but she had no rudder
no god -- to guide her into the unknown. Her quest stands for
the refusal of the violence that inhabits the men. Women will
stop weaving only when the violence ends. Penelope chose to
resist, weaving just the one story, a story that excluded the
suitors. It is the unfinished story of women in a sea of mens
stories. Penelope is todays single mother.
In the end the gods had their own plans for them. Those plans
required that the suitors all be killed and a bloody massacre was
the result. Penelope felt no remorse over this sacrifice: the
suitors deserved it. They had exploited her, eaten her out of
house and home. It almost led to the slaughter of their relatives
as well but the gods made it clear this was the end of the cycle.
Odysseus and Penelope would live into their old age together.
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For all the gods interference, Penelope held the future in her
hands for a few hours and she could have chosen to destroy it as
Clytemnestra did. The marriage survived only because
Penelope chose to recognize her husband; imagine if she had
refused him. This is the bittersweet taste that permeates the end
of Joyces Ulysses, as Molly Bloom lies in bed reminiscing
about life, lovers and Leopold Bloom snoring in the darkness
next to her. She has hardly been loyal and faithful but she does
still want to hold on to her Ulysses. And will Odysseus be gone
again shortly and will Penelope sit there waiting for it to happen
all over again as if it never ends?
Dante in the Inferno sends Odysseus off again with his crew,
beyond the Pillars of Hercules and the equator where they all die
in a maelstrom, just short of Purgatory's mountain. Tennyson's
Ulysses wants once more "To sail beyond the sunset, and the
baths/Of all the western stars." In Nikos Kazantzakis' The
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The most surprising thing that emerged in the debates about Mel
Gibsons film The Passion of the Christ in 2004 was how little
the two religious communities, Christians and Jews, spoke to
each other in the same terms. There opened up a vast gap that
until then had been quietly repressed by mutual consent. This
gap revealed how incomprehensible the others religion truly
was. Despite decades of well-intentioned inter-faith dialog,
Christians simply did not understand that the events of two
thousand years ago mean very little to contemporary Jews other
than as an excuse by Christians to practice anti-Semitism. This
is primarily because dominant cultures or religions seldom take
the time to learn anything about minority cultures or religions
and the minorities often prefer it that way. Many Christians,
raised with their own image of Jesus (as a warrior or effeminate
or Black or tortured) have never understood what it meant that
Jesus was in fact Jewish. Indeed some have expressed honest
surprise when they realized this in adulthood. They had seen it
but not seen it. Conversely, Jews simply did not understand, or
perhaps preferred not to understand, the revolutionary
symbolism involved in those events that sundered Judaism
forever. They did not understand the role of self-sacrifice and
martyrdom that are at the heart of the Christian religion and they
wrongly focused instead on what they did understand: anti-
Semitism. In Judaism, notions like martyrdom and self-sacrifice
do exist, but in todays religious context they sound like suicide
bombers; they are incomprehensible and the equivalent of
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Many would not agree with any of this, especially the idea of
blaming God. Jewish services mention God frequently even if
the main focus is on life lessons and the most sacred icon is the
Torah scrolls. Christian services of all denominations, on the
other hand, differ from this by emphasizing Almighty God
with the tinge of a threat, as if we are still living in the Roman
Empire and owe allegiance to Caesar, who was after all
supposed to be divine too. Instead of the Torah, there is the
sacrament (communion) of bread and wine, as if to remind the
penitent and the sinner that this will be your body if you
transgress. It wouldnt be until the Reformation and the
breakaway Protestant churches were formed that the emphasis
would be less on God the Father and more on God the Son, less
on Christ on the cross and more on the empty cross itself. Even
Catholics have trouble understanding Protestant thinking;
imagine how hard it is if youre Jewish. It is not surprising then
that the two original communities Jews and Christian Jews --
have grown so far apart that their descendants have enormous
trouble understanding the others ceremonies, iconography and
symbolism.
Have we got a long way away from the Odyssey? Not really.
One of the greatest failings of western philosophy is that it
inherited the absolutism and authoritarianism of traditional
Jewish and Christian religious thinking but discarded the
multiplicity of views that the ancient Greeks identified with their
many gods. The result has been an astonishing inability in the
West at recognizing subjectivity. To pronounce an opinion on
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Sacred Prostitute
Mary Magdalene: Was She or Wasnt She?
Sacred Prostitute
Mary Magdalene in the Bible
A Good Jewish Girl
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Symbolic Virginity
The Whore of Babylon
Once upon a time, it was said that after Christs death, Mary
Magdalene sailed the great Mediterranean seas accompanied by
two other Marys in a rudderless boat with no sails.
Miraculously they came ashore at the charming little town now
known as les-Saintes-Maries-de-la-Mer, literally the Saint
Marys of the Sea, on the south coast of France near where the
Rhne River joins the Mediterranean.
Of course, one might conclude that there are too many Marys in
this story because they are so easily mixed up. There is Mary
Magdalene herself, then Mary of Bethany, who had a sister
named Martha and a brother named Lazarus, whom Christ had
risen from the dead. All of them may have been in the boat.
Then we have the Virgin Mary, Jesus saintly mother, who
wasnt in the boat, but who is said to have had two half sisters
known as Mary Jacobi and Mary Salome, and they were in the
boat. Some say that Saint Joseph of Arimathea and the Holy
Grail were also on that boat but that is another story.
SACRED PROSTITUTE
In 591 AD, Pope Saint Gregory I (the Great) announced that all
those Marys in the Bible (other than the Virgin Mary) were one
and the same person -- Mary Magdalene. Gregorys
announcement certainly simplified a lot of things and it suited
the French of le Midi just fine.
They had long believed that Mary had sailed to France in order
to spend the last 30 years of her life evangelizing the Provence.
It was well known that she later retired to the grotto of Sainte-
Baume in the Alps of Provence, and this in turn became another
pilgrimage site. We know all this because, miraculously, in the
11th century, the Cistercian monks of Vzelay in Burgundy
discovered that Mary Magdalenes bones had been in their
monastery all along, moved there from the grotto for
safekeeping from Muslim invaders. As they hoped, Vzelay
became yet another pilgrimage site and it was from the steps of
this old cathedral that the Second Crusade would be launched by
Bernard of Clairvaux (more on him later). Not to be outdone,
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Over the last 50 years, many scholars, both male and female,
secular and religious, have complained that much has been left
out of the Gospels (Good stories) by Matthew, Mark, Luke,
John... and Paul. The gospel writers stand accused of patriarchal
values because they left out the saucy details. The scholars have
asked a series of provocative questions: what exactly was Jesus
relationship with Mary Magdalene? Was their relationship
sexual? Wasnt it normal for young Jewish men to be married
by the time Jesus and the disciples were preaching in the
Galilee? If so, why there is no mention of their wives, aside
from Peter's? Was Mary Magdalene, in fact, the leading apostle?
Was she married to Jesus? Was Jesus a widower or divorced?
Were there infertility problems? Was Jesus rather too interested
in women? Was Mary older, with one marriage already behind
her? The disciples themselves were mostly under the age of 20.
Was the Crucifixion an elaborate deception and were Jesus and
Mary married later after the fuss died down and they had three
children? And what exactly was Jesus relationship with
Lazarus (the one you love John 11)? Above all, was Mary
ever a prostitute and, if she was, what was the nature of her
special mystique that she has incited all these scholarly
reinventions? Was she from someplace else altogether, like
Egypt? Was she black? Has the true story been suppressed?
As every critic has been quick to point out, there is just one
problem with all this: there are so few references to Mary
Magdalene, and women generally, in the New Testament Bible.
Feminist theologians think they know why. They argue that in
the early years of the Christian church there was a power
struggle between Mary Magdalene and the apostle Saint Peter,
who was regarded as Jesus Number Two. They argue that Peter
had a lot to do with the fact that the original gospel writers left
out all the interesting personal details about the women in the
apostles lives. Whether this was to respect the womens
privacy in keeping with 1st century proprieties or to minimize
the role of Mary and the other women and emphasize his own
primacy, we will never know. Saint Luke blandly writes, in
chapter 8, verses 2-3 of his Gospel, that the women were
assisting (the men) out of their means. Does Luke mean just
the cooking and washing or did some of the wealthy women
whom Jesus met also contribute financially? One theory has it
that most of the apostles were married and their wives traveled
with them, but perhaps it was the wealthy independent women
like Mary and Salome who bankrolled the enterprise. It seems
unlikely that this was the limit of their roles in building this new
religious faith.
fall on his feet. She wipes them with her hair, kisses them and
perfumes them with oils. For Simon the Pharisee this was a vile
erotic spectacle of the fallen woman with her sensuously long
hair and the extraordinary dinner guest. Simon acted
scandalized in front of the other dinner guests, but Christ turned
the tables on him by defending the woman, arguing that as she
felt repentant she was therefore pure of heart, implying that
Simon, who believed himself to be pure, was a sinner. Simon
missed the point of course.
Before she met Jesus, she may have had her heroines from the
dominant culture, including Cleopatra. In Cleopatras case it
had ended in a tragedy, a forced suicide in the previous century.
But she had been a powerful queen and young people still
believed, as they always will, that great changes were in the
wind. The prophecies certainly pointed that way. Mary would
have been familiar with the stories of Esther and Judith, two
courageous Jewish princesses. Then there was Salome (no
relation to Mary Salome), who had made herself forever famous
imitating Judith when she asked for the head of John the Baptist
and got it.
the names are Greek, Salome too was Jewish. The story begins
when Salomes mother divorces her husband and marries his
brother. John the Baptist strongly condemned the marriage,
which resulted in his arrest, ordered by King Herod, the
governor of Judea and the most powerful man in the land. A
short time later, when Salome dances before Herod, he is so
impressed that he offers her anything she wants. Following her
mothers advice, she asks for the head of John the Baptist. That
is when things get interesting: did Salome fancy John, a
somewhat older and charismatic man? Did her mother fancy
him? What kind of sexual thrill can be derived from having the
severed head of ones love object delivered on a plate?
Certainly Oscar Wilde thought it had potential and, after
extensive research into all the famous paintings on the subject,
he dramatized it in the play Salom, most of which was written
in 1891. These days it reads as a sexual fable of homosexual
desire, just like the more celebrated The Picture of Dorian Gray,
which he published the same year. Wilde improvises wildly,
with Salome lusting after John and Herod lusting after Salome
and shes dead by the end. Wildes play is completely over the
top of course, but Wilde himself fits the Salome role, projecting
his berserk passion for Alfred Douglas, destroying his love
object in order to capture it. But the play did ensure Wildes
lasting fame in Europe, where his true masterpiece The
Importance of Being Earnest did not.
SYMBOLIC VIRGINITY
If their stories are indeed true, and who is to say they arent,
well it doesnt really matter, since the more important point is
that the official histories we have been handed down are fictions
too, just like the hoaxes described above. Many of the latter are
wonderful New Age nonsense, including the notion of the
Sacred Feminine that has appeared in countless feminist writings
since the 1960s Mary Magdalene's womb as the Holy Grail
anyone? They are a lot of fun though, a point that was missed
equally by religious fundamentalists and the highbrow critics of
The Da Vinci Code.
The issue here is not whether the stories promoted by the Pope
and traditional Christian churches are right or wrong. The issue
is that we now have a ferment in intellectual and cultural history
at the beginning of the third Christian millennium that duplicates
the one two thousand years ago after Christs death and one can
well ask whether history is repeating itself. Even the issues and
positions are the same! Traditional believers line up with Saint
Peter and Saint Paul stridently defending the Bibles literal truth;
in their corner is Mel Gibsons The Passion of the Christ.
Agnostics, when they can be bothered, would prefer to line up
with Mary Magdalene and the Gnostics; in their corner is The
Da Vinci Code, insidiously re-imagining all this fabulous raw
material so as to bind us in an altogether different human chain.
Once upon a time, you could snare a man using binding spells
and astrology. You inflamed his heart, his soul, his liver and his
spirit. You invoked an angel to seize him and bind him and you
made him your slave. You wrote out the spell, you spoke it
aloud and sealed it with a kiss. When Venus was in the House of
Aries, you stripped before him and became his harlot. Or
perhaps you waited for the conjunction of Mars, Mercury and
the Moon in Pisces, the Christian sign.
Pisces
When she was a child, when dreams visited her, those night
visitors fluid and mysterious, they slipped through the opening
and closing of the sea gates. She dreamt she was in a chain of
dreamers and so she wondered, as she walked the city walls,
whether she too was being dreamed.
Sailing to Byzantium
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If the Virgin Mary had not existed, it would have been necessary
to invent her...
With the sky darkening under smoke, a galley slid out to sea and
the young woman on the deck looked back at the land, fading
beyond the wake. In the old city the cleansing of the churches
and monasteries was underway by Paul the Jew. Forget the
past. It is always behind you. Constantinople lay ahead and a
rendezvous with the Demon King, the proud and moody figure
who now disturbed her dreams at night, those nights when she
was with a man or when she awakened to rock the baby to sleep.
A squall washed over the boat and Theodora embraced it as the
rain came down. She was going home. She was 25 years old,
still beautiful, a woman with a colorful past
The reputation was all true of course. When she was 15 she had
made her name in Constantinople with her rendition of Leda and
the Swan, stripping off her clothes and lying down before her
audience. A sacrifice and an invitation. Dozens of men
followed.
In Alexandria and Antioch she saw that there was more to life
than pornea and akatharsia. Become a spy for the Emperor, said
a friend. Believe in Christ as her lord and savior, said another.
Study the Hermetica and Hermes Trismegistus warned a third.
Theodora didnt think so. Why should these male figures
relieve her new craving any better than the old ones? Her
craving drew her to the Anti-Christ in her dreams for, when you
got right down to it, weren't dreams more revealing than politics
or religion?
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Theodora was still a pagan. She believed in the stars and the
moon above Byzantium. She believed that whatever happened in
the Heavens was reflected down here on earth. She believed in
Dame Fortune and in the gods of the Hippodrome. Life was
governed by the four chariot-racing factions: the Reds, Whites,
Blues and Greens. Life had always been about color and the
pageantry of the senses and the Hippodrome was its grand
cathedral, where Fate ruled and emperors stumbled.
But what place was there for women in all this? The patriarchs
said that women could not worship at the altar. God forbid they
should be menstruating. Eves sin must be atoned for by women,
they said, and their sacrifice must be the wrenching pain of
childbirth. Men were not called upon to sacrifice equally, and if
Jesus experienced such pain when he was sacrificed upon the
Cross, wasnt that just another excuse for letting men off the
hook? She had sacrificed her own son by leaving him in
Alexandria in the care of Patriarch Timothy. That the Virgin
Mary had sacrificed her own Son in the same way was not
enough. This masculine theology left no place for women
except martyrdom.
For centuries the churches of Sophia and the Virgin Mary stood
on opposite sides of the Old City of Constantinople...
The Virgin Mary's church was a basilica along the Golden Horn
just outside the old city's western walls: St. Mary of Blachernae.
Inside St. Mary of Blachernae were its sacred springs, where
emperors bathed and washed away the sins of Eve. Water...
blue
Across Istanbul on its ocean side stands the Hagia Sophia (or
Aya Sofya), which Justinian and Theodora built between 532
and 537. Light poured in from the high windows and reflected
off the walls and colored marble. From ancient times, the sun's
rays expressed the wisdom of God and one contemporary
observer likened the Hagia Sophia to being inside a spiritual
lighthouse (a pharos). Another said the golden dome was
suspended from Heaven by a golden chain. The effect was
deeply spiritual, he said, a sense of floating weightlessly
between Heaven and Earth, embodying both, and situated
between this world and the next. The church contained the entire
universe, in all its beauty and its symmetry, West and East, and
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Christ and the saints were present among them, for really this
was Heaven on Earth. Bathed in its radiance, the candles, the
singing, the incense, the icons, worshippers experienced the holy
Sophia decending from the Vault of Heaven like a white dove
(Christ was conceived via a white dove) and so they too could
dream of ascending to Heaven with her. Light...
gold
For all you read that Sophia is not a woman's name and that it
means "wisdom," it has always carried strong feminine
associations in Greek and Gnostic thought. Indeed divine
wisdom was associated with women well before the ancient
Greek oracles and Old Testament Judaism (the Shekhinah). But
the Church began to absorb Sophia into Jesus, pushing away the
ancient feminine goddess wisdom she represented.
Moon Sun
Virgo
Sophia and the ancient goddess wisdom associated with her had
been being pushed aside already, her roles usurped by Christ, the
Son of God, the Logos, the Word. If once she had been those
emanations of light that created the universe and the life beating
in every human being, now Sophia was no more than a Holy
Ghost found in the writings of the Gnostics.
The Virgin Mary, on the other hand, was a star rising above the
waves like Aphrodite before her. Queen of the Seas, Queen of
the Heavens, Queen of the Virgins: the Cult of the Virgin Mary.
states and the colors in the stained glass were designed to show
the light of God, in the reds and the blues, the greens and the
whites. They were the windows of Heaven.
In keeping with the idea that this world was inferior, many
Christians believed that this world was just a dream, an illusion,
and God was to be seen only in occasional mysterious figures of
light visiting the earth... Angels. Many pagans agreed with this
but they were more interested in the way the sun and the moon
held sway over human bodies filled with fluids, in the tides of
the sea rising and falling and the waxing and waning of the
moon, the flooding of the Nile, and so too the womb, the breast,
the penis, menstruation and ejaculation... Physics. The old
Hermetic texts told of Isis' tears, of blood and roses, of Hathor,
the cow-goddess of the Milky Way. These were the colors of the
life force, the food of the womb. White + Red transmuted into
symbol.
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If White was the color of grace, Red was the color of love, of
passion, of Mary the red rose, of art and magic. Fire...
red
Fire was the key for the alchemists too as they labored over their
furnaces and flasks. The Philosopher's Stone was red like a ruby.
But what then were the key ingredients to produce it? Some
worked with metals, changing them from black to white to gold
to red, or so they said, while others saw that human life was
produced in a woman's womb after all, just like Jesus was, so
what about milk and blood? Semen and menstrual blood were
white and red. Could they play a role? Perhaps the fiery phoenix
mattered less than the white dove - the symbol of Venus - was it
semen? Some alchemists donated their own semen and the
married ones enlisted their wives for the menstrual blood. But
surely Mary couldn't breast feed unless she menstruated? And
did semen inherently contain Original Sin? Problems,
problems... Those alchemists worked their way into a dead end.
Perhaps green was better than red?
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green
There was really a sixth element too. Gothic cathedrals were all
about freezing Time... Christian theologians understood this,
which is why the great Gothic cathedrals are really visions of
order placed on what seems like the chaos of daily life.
There was one group who rejected all this while they shared the
passion for mysticism and a relationship with God.
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The Cathars
This world is a dream. Satan made our evil, fallen world and he
is abroad in the land. He claims he is God and where is the real
God anyway? In a parallel world of Light, through the looking
glass. There is no resurrection of the body for us to look forward
to. If our souls fail to escape the dark snares of the material
world, we will be reincarnated back into it. Jesus and Mary
cannot save us. They are not human anyway - they are angels,
mere illusions of God, sent to warn us of Satan's dominion
among us.
Cancer
Good and evil are locked eternally in a cosmic circle and we are
all celestial spirits traveling through space and time. If we hope
for salvation we must refuse meat, refuse sex, refuse to build
churches, refuse Baptism by water and accept the invisible
world of the Light.
Uranus Neptune
If there is any silver lining here, for the ordinary people of the
Cathar lands, and especially for the women, the Virgin Mary
was in fact worshipped and she was (and is) the Dark Madonnas
of southern France and northern Spain and she summoned up all
the ancient pagan fertility beliefs of the earth they lived upon.
This Virgin Mary was the people's goddess and the irony of the
Cathar massacres is that this Dark Mary survived.
Diva
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Isn't this the paradox of any good idea? The Virgin Mary
became an institution of power and control, a diva. By the 16th
century her cult was out of control, although this may have
helped her pull off the destruction of the Turkish navy at
Lepanto in 1571.
Mercury
Aquarius
Spinster
Why Jane Austen Never Married
On This Page:
She has not met the right person Cassandra Austen
Temperamentally unsuited to marriage Harris Bigg-Wither
Spinster Jane Austen
What would Emma have said?
The year was 1802, the dawning of a new century and England
was at war. Across the English Channel, Bonaparte had
Europe on the run and Trafalgar and Austerlitz were just around
the corner. In Germany Romanticism was awakening a national
identity. Goethe was at home in Weimar working on Faust
while Beethoven was in Vienna writing the anguished diary
entry known as the Heiligenstadt Testament in which he comes
to terms with his increasing deafness and the power of music to
move the soul. Ireland was restive after being forcibly united
with Britain and the first steamship was traversing the Clyde in
Scotland. In the Americas Jefferson was President of a rapidly
expanding and newly independent United States. John Wilkes
and Casanova were dead; George Sand would not be born until
1804 and Charlotte Bront would not be born until 1816, the
year before Austen died. Austen herself had completed several
novels already but the first would not be published until 1811.
So why did she never marry?
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Cassandra and Jane Austen were seeing out the end of the year
1802. They had been shuttling around the various members of
their extended family, scattered along the south coast of
England. If Napoleon had ever wished to invade, he would have
run into the Austen women ready to repel the French boarders.
The sisters found themselves, after a time, back at their old
family home at Steventon in Hampshire, where their oldest
brother James and his wife Mary were now living. While there
they took the opportunity to visit their old friends the Bigg-
Withers. Out of the blue, it seemed, Harris Bigg-Wither made
his marriage proposal to Jane. She accepted with surprising
speed, but the next morning informed him that she could not go
through with it.
herself though she confessed she was no wiser on why Jane had
changed her mind. More to the point, she wondered why Jane
said yes in the first place. There were distinct advantages of
course. For one thing, Harris was a gentleman of good
character, he had solid connections, he owned property and he
had a worthy position in life. By marrying him, Jane would no
longer be a burden on their fathers limited financial resources
and she would, if anything, have been able to look after their
parents in their declining years, as well as Cassandra if she
remained unmarried, as seemed inevitable. Jane would have run
a sizable household, had children and enjoyed the genteel
country life in a location she always loved. In other words,
when she changed her mind she knew the risks. For when her
father died, they, along with her mother, would be very poorly
off. Of course there was always the possibility of a second
chance but who can say where Fate will take us?
negatives. The fact is, Jane was not in love with him.
Anything is to be preferred or endured rather than marrying
without Affection, she wrote to one of her nieces.
No woman should ever trust that she will find Love after
marriage if it isnt there in the first place. Sadly, most young
men and women rationalize to themselves why they have ended
up married to someone they do not love and Cassandra for one
had decided she would rather avoid this foolishness. Her Father
and Mother had tried to marry her off of course. They had
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moved to Bath the previous year for that very reason and
Cassandra knew they quietly entertained the noble idea of
finding husbands for their wayward daughters. Cassandra and
Jane did not enjoy letting their parents down. They were both in
their late twenties and, yes, they were still available!
Unfortunately Bath had been rather short on eligible young men
this year and the sisters had had to face the fact that they were
not the best catch in town. They had very little dowry and the
few young men who had called on them seem to be unnerved by
their own lack of financial resources. Singularly lacking in
drive, they would never win any young lady of worth. Perhaps
it was just a sign of the times? All the attractive young men
were either serving in the military, or married off already, or
they were as flaky as pastries.
This was pretty shocking! He had tried to read her other novels
to discover further proof of this dark view of life, but he could
not say for sure what she was saying. The fact that she did not
deal with marriage or sex, but rather the prelude to the both of
them, proved how little she knew about them. Not that he felt
resentful, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt he
had narrowly escaped a life of torment, for this old maid had a
vicious sense of humor. He had dropped this offer of marriage
in her lap, and she had had the opportunity of approaching it
from a rational as well as an emotional point of view. She was
not forced into it. Perhaps he was not the ideal marriage
prospect but there was no threat of sexual intimidation or sexual
desire hanging heavy in the air between them. He recalled the
manner in which she damned every remotely passionate
encounter in her novels, and the marriages she depicted were
even more awful. He concluded that marriage simply did not
interest her personally and that she preferred womens company.
Was he being unfair? He didnt think so.
should, and he had heard she was cruel toward her nieces.
Imagine if she had taken it out on him? Harris would never care
to be one of those people who gossiped about others, but he
wondered, if they had married, whether their first year would
have been filled with visions of her coming after him with a
carving knife? Too Gothic? In his mind the root of all this was
the constant battle between the sexes. Miss Austen liked to
point out to him that it was the men who made decisions about
womens lives and how marriage was tied up with money and
property and class. He did not accept her view that he was
conservative politically and snobbish socially. He saw things
for how they were. The country gentry to which they belonged
really the landowning class of England were Tory in their
political beliefs, and this was the bedrock on which Englands
stability rested. There would be no French Revolution here.
Harris thought women should stay out of politics, and the most
honorable profession for someone such as herself was to be
good a wife to a clergyman or a lawyer or an officer in the army
or navy, like Miss Austens own brothers. It was also clear to
him now that Miss Austen did not like the prospect of having
children. Since those events in 1802, he had gone on to marry,
and Harris and his wife planned on having as many children as
the Good Lord would grant them. He could say with certainty
that Miss Austen would never have been very successful raising
10 children -- as he and his wife would be.
Harris knew that Miss Austen had tried to keep the world from
knowing she was a novelist but word had leaked out somewhat.
What a waste of time it was writing such books! Harris did not
think Miss Austen accurately captured their lives. The novels
were stuffy; they lacked any manly virtues. Every scene seemed
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SPINSTER
Jane Austen sat at the desk in the living room of the family
home in Bath to do her writing, working quietly, methodically.
Publicly she was not known as a writer, merely an unmarried old
maid, and although she was not expecting anyone in particular
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to come through the door, it was still too early to let others
outside the family know of their little secret. And so she
scribbled away on her sheets of paper and hid them every time
someone came for a visit. She could always pull her letters to
the top if anyone became suspicious.
There were other matters on her mind, however, that pushed the
lost manuscript from her mind. This had been a dangerous time
for all of the family in the aftermath of the French Revolution
and the onslaught of Bonaparte, and there were any number of
political opportunists around arguing for revolutionary change.
Even among Austens own circle, the events across the Channel
cut close to home. Everyone knew someone who had been
guillotined and for the Austens it was cousin Eliza de Feuillide,
who had lost her husband to the guillotine in 1794, leaving her
with an invalid child and little income. Every family in England
had a son in the navy or the army keeping Bonaparte in check.
What, in the end, was the value of a Revolution if everyone
ended up in a worse situation than before? The Austens
followed political events closely and everyone in the house read
and discussed Edmund Burke passionately, but they read not
only to endorse such views but to understand the times they
lived in.
Even the role of women was changing along with the times. In
the previous century, marriage had been more of a tragedy than
a comedy. Austen never felt she had been presented with
adequate choices: it was either get married or become a
governess or a teacher. Failing that, she supposed she could
have aspired upwards into high class prostitution, except she
knew she didnt have the body or the temperament or the
background for it. She was the daughter of a clergyman after
all. There was always music and the stage but for those you
needed some talent and neither meant financial security. That
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What was also new, what gave her pride and pleasure, was the
growing assertiveness of Englishwomen, who were starting their
own quiet English Revolution. Intuitively, Austen had rejected
Harris Bigg-Withers marriage proposal because she had always
received enough emotional support from the company of other
women, particularly her sister Cassandra, but also her mother
and her friends. This gave her a freedom that was (or is) never
understood or appreciated by those who turn up their noses at
sisterhood and spinsterhood. This new freedom gave her the
privacy she needed to write and it was her writing that gave her
the emotional expression she felt she needed. Who needs a
husband for that? If she were married she would be expected to
run a household, bear a dozen children and then raise them. She
would have no privacy, no time to write and without a doubt no
imagination left. It would have destroyed her. Because her
father was a clergyman she had been luckier than most in having
the advantages of a library, an important factor when women
were otherwise disadvantaged by being prevented from studying
at university, but it was the company of women that gave her a
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What would Emma have said? She would have said, Reader,
she did not marry him! She would have said that Jane made
the right choice this time, that marriage proposals are the most
critical moments in Janes novels and that not everyone says yes
the first time, for very good reason. In fact, Janes novels are
about first impressions and second chances, the twin anchors
that steadied her own short life.
think she should have been grateful for his offer of marriage and
accepted it?
Emma was no intellectual but she could see that their world was
undergoing radical changes. Those genteel country houses and
villages they had grown up in were being overrun by the modern
industrial age, with factories, roads, canals encircling them and
dividing them. Emma could see that traditional marriage values
were being overrun in much the same way. If all Janes
heroines ended up married by the end of their books, then it was
also true that many women did not, including Jane herself, and
even in the novels, Jane could not guarantee that her characters
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Emma knew instinctively that Jane knew what she was doing
when she rejected Harris Bigg-Wither that morning in 1802.
For Emma knew that Jane did not need to marry him. She
would come to terms with remaining a spinster, even if at times
it made her feel like burning the house down. There were times
though when she wondered about her lost manuscript from that
unsettled time in her life between 1802 and 1805, when Harris
proposed to her and when she lost her Gothic novel about the
young Jane Eyre.
blood-stain
Scottish-flag
Verona
Mantua-coat-of-arms
Paris-coat-of-arms
This play is, they say, about murder and revenge. The
groundlings embrace the bloody spectacle and the clowns, if
only to take a break from the bear-baiting and the whorehouses.
For the rest of us, Hamlet is about poison - the shadow of the
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yellow-bile
There are ways to survive a plague, at least for the rich, not the
least of which would be to stay away from Elsinore. Hamlet
returns not once but twice.
Bordeaux-coat-of-arms
Montaigne was drawn into these events against his will, arrested
and released. There are similarities between Montaigne and
Shakespeare in how they avoided such politics. Montaigne:
"There is some consolation in dodging, one after another, the
successive evils which have us in their sights, only to strike
elsewhere around us." He also asks "whether it is lawful for a
subject to rebel and take arms against his prince..." It is Hamlet
who asks, for Shakespeare: "whether 'tis nobler in the mind to
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bubonic-plague
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Death, for all the dreams of the alchemists, could not be dodged,
and Montaigne gave much thought to knowing how to live well
despite it. Only he could have written a line like, "Je veux que la
mort me trouve plantant mes choux." This mix of melancholic
and sanguine humor remained with him all his life, even as his
kidney stones were driving him to distraction. His best essays
come from this time, notably his witty and frank digressions
about sex, marriage, impotence, dildoes and other fancies (here).
When the end came, in 1592 at the age of 59, it was quinsy that
killed him, a complication of tonsillitis and a particularly
horrible way to die. This time he must have felt more like
Hamlet, trapped in his mad creator's sadistic tragedy.
Republic-of-Venice-coat-of-arms
Naples-coat-of-arms
blood-stain
Now, perhaps the Prince did not murder them himself? Perhaps
he left it to his assassins to plunge in the daggers and leave a
trail of torn bodies and bloodied sheets. Perhaps he just had his
servants do it? Can a man blinded by jealousy and rage stand
aloof? Lovers and madmen have seething brains. The legend
says that afterwards he arranged for the bodies of the lovers to
be displayed for the public to see, in front of the Palazzo Sangro
di Sansevero as if to say, the honor of the Prince of Venosa is
now redeemed. He then fled to his castle of Gesualdo in
Avellino, which is understandable because Donna Marias ghost
was spotted in the old palace and outside in San Domenico
Maggiore, muttering "The candles are all out. it will be rain
tonight.
This is, then, the tale of a man driven to murder his wife in a fit
of jealous rage. It turns out, though, that they were cousins, and
she was six years older than him, and this was a dynastic
marriage to produce an heir. If they failed at that, their estates
would fall into the hands of the Papacy. When she did produce a
son, she considered her work over. "Moro, lasso, al mio duolo,/E
chi pu darmi vita,/Ahi, che m'ancide e non vuol darmi aita!" He
learned to take his pleasure elsewhere, some said with young
men, others said with music and chronic constipation.
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Madrid
all the while keeping an eye out for Church inquisitors. Sexual
jealousy is one of his preferred themes - for example in El
Celoso extremeo (The Jealous Old Man from Extremadura) in
Exemplary Novels; the play The Labyrinth of Love, and his
famous tale El Curioso Impertinente in Don Quixote (here).
Cervantes mocks those who cannot trust their lovers, or those
who cannot forgive their spouses, or those who do not spend any
time with them. He understood all this, having lived it for
himself, and perhaps he might say that Spanish husbands do not
kill their wives any more than other men do. They get jealous
but they take their wives to court like other men do, or their
wives take them to court as other wives do, or the men learn to
live with their wives. Sometimes they discover it is much better
that way.
Cervantes himself may have been celibate, which has given rise
to theories of impotence and homosexuality, none of which are
very persuasive. He was old school, a man of honor, who
became a Secular Franciscan Tertiary in the weeks before he
died. He understood why men make fools of themselves over
women and why women might just take advantage of that.
London-coat-of-arms
Ferrara-coat-of-arms
The Italian King Lear spent his last years raging from city to city
- Mantua, Rome, Naples, Florence - and then back to Rome at
the end. When he died in the convent of Sant'Onofrio in
Trastevere in April 1595, he was only 51, one year short of
Shakespeare.
d'Este? Was he in love with her or was that just for show and he
preferred dalliances with boys? He was another Mona Lisa of
literature. Interestingly, he had an older sister named Cordelia
(Shakespeare's own Cordelia resembles one of those strong
Medici or Este or Gonzaga women).
L'Orfee is about love and loss and the power of music to heal the
human spirit when words fail. Because words on a page create
only ghosts, shadows that we constantly chase after, songs on
the other hand create something that allows us to forget time.
Songs encourage the idea of cheating death for a while.
Music has always been able to, if not exactly bring back the
dead, then it can cross into the land of the dead. In pre-Christian
times, it was well accepted that the oral traditions of the people -
including music, songs especially - evoked the secret language
of the winds. Listeners shaped characters and events in the wind,
using their own imaginations, fostering a sense of magic and
mystery and collective belonging. The music and songs
remained at the level of dreams and other intangibles, however.
With the arrival of the written word and the rapid spread of
painting and sculpture, we have diminished the realm of the
intangible and rendered it physical and manifest. What we once
dreamed of, now we have lost. In Monteverdi's thinking it is part
of our Fall, our flight from Eden. Yet we do have one thing left -
the spirit of music which, like the spirit of hope, was the last gift
to leave Pandora's Box.
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Immortal Beloved
Beethovens Love Letters
The Immortal Beloved Letters
The Early Candidates for the Immortal Beloved
The Later Candidates
Recent Theories
Letters to Unknown Women
THE IMMORTAL BELOVED LETTERS
Once upon a time in old Vienna, the great composer Ludwig von
Beethoven passed away quietly at his home. Back then, in 1827,
his friends were going through his drawers when they found
three letters tucked away in a hiding place. They were
addressed to his Immortal Beloved (unsterbliche Geliebte in
German, which some prefer to translate as Eternal Beloved).
So began a mystery that has never been solved. Who was the
mystery woman? Elsewhere in Europe, things were relatively
quiet, with the Battle of Navarino over; George III, Napoleon
and Byron were dead; Goethe was now 78, and people still
believed in True Love.
There are only two clues to go on. The first is that one of the
letters is dated Monday, 6 July, and there were three years when
6 July fell upon a Monday: 1801, 1807 and 1812. The second is
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Giulietta Guicciardi
A better case can be made for her sister, the Countess Josephine
(Pepi) von Brunsvik. We are not talking here about a quick
and intense infatuation like Giulietta, but a deep and lasting
commitment between two lonely souls. The best evidence is the
testimony of her sister, Therese, who wrote in her diary in 1860
that the Immortal Beloved letters must have been addressed to
Josephine whom he loved passionately. A number of
Beethoven biographers agree.
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Josephine married again in 1810 and again this was not a happy
marriage. Her husband got into financial difficulties almost
immediately, placing great strain on the relationship and he left
her in June of 1812, the very time when most scholars believe
the Immortal Beloved letters were written. It helps explain why
Beethoven continued to take an interest in Josephines affairs
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It seems more than likely that the Immortal Beloved was already
married. Could she be the woman referred to in this letter of
March 1816 to his friend and student, Ferdinand Ries: All good
wishes to your wife; alas, I have none; I found but one woman,
and her I shall never possess, but that has not made me a
woman-hater. Put all this together and the portrait of
Beethoven that emerges is of a crusty old man who chased
younger women in a feckless unstylish way that he knew was
doomed to fail, but that his real love was a married woman.
Johanna Reiss
Building their case, the Sterbas also argued that not only was
Beethovens deafness caused by the physical abuse inflicted on
him by his own father, but that Beethovens own vicious cruelty
toward Johanna and his obsessive control over his nephew can
only be explained by the fact that Beethoven and Johanna had an
illicit liaison that fell apart in Karlsbad at the time the Immortal
Beloved letters were written (she was there too?). The Sterbas
bombshell is that his nephew was actually their son! It was this
theory that would become the thesis of the Hollywood film of
1994. There is, however, little evidence to support it, but it is
certainly colorful. Beethoven goes to extreme lengths to
criticize Johannas pernicious tendencies. She tried to infect
everyone, even the most innocent people, with her moral poison
(and...) her hellish yet stupid activities. What supports the
Sterbas case is that Johanna actually named her daughter (by
another man) Ludovica, which is the female form of Ludwig. It
would seem that Johanna was a powerful and proud woman,
every bit the match for Beethoven. Some biographers --
Solomon for example -- defend her fierce love for her son,
suggesting that it was her stout resistance that brought an out-of-
control Beethoven back to an even keel. For Johanna, why not
Ode to Joy from the Ninth Symphony, for while its musical
roots lie in Beethovens earlier years, this also accords with the
fact that he was long acquainted with his sister-in-law.
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RECENT THEORIES
But does he then regret his words, even try to reverse them?
After all, he doesnt want to lose her, though he senses that may
be coming. He knows she is hurt by his indecisiveness, his
coolness. The Immortal Beloved letters are the only ones where
Beethoven uses the more intimate form Du rather than Sie
when writing to a woman. He is trying to maintain the
relationship through his declaration of intimacy. He wants to
persuade her that their love can still embrace these separations
and vexations. But he is contradictory because he is imposing
most of these on her. One minute he wants his freedom, the
next he is wishing they can be together. The letter reads like the
romantic hyperbole of the heroic genre, as if he would rather
that the friendship could stay the way it is. No wonder it didnt
work out. He would irritate any reader, whoever she was.
But Beethoven was exciting too and there were many women
throughout his life who adored him. His musical genius and his
passion made him attractive, in a wild kind of way, to many
women, and he liked their company. In fact, he was a man who
preferred womens company over mens and they were vital in
stimulating his musical composition. As one friend later
commented, He was frequently in love... but generally only for
a short period. He may have never wanted to proceed past the
point of intense flirtation anyway. He wanted more from life
than to be locked into a set relationship and he lived life hard
until he encountered the next woman who would engage him
and inspire him, always aware of the risk this entailed, for he
could become obsessed, as anyone can be.
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the Virgin Mary and other virgin martyrs are in charge, not the
men, and where there is shelter for all good women. These
women warriors will repel the spiritual assaults of the men just
as women like her had had to repel their sexual assaults in the
real world. There was strength in sisterhood, in virginity, in
chastity. While she was unable to draw on them in this world, to
resist the King, her comfort would come through prayer and the
divine grace of God now that she was safely inside the Nunnery.
She hoped and trusted she could attain salvation once again.
Queen Eleanor was 45 years old and King Henry was 34. After
15 years of marriage, she had had enough. Initiating their
separation, she moved back to Poitiers. It was not because she
planned to indulge in more affairs, free from interference,
though this had its appeal; it was because she still had a
kingdom to run.
For the next nine years, Eleanor would hear occasionally about
Rosamond. She had to accept that this was the first mistress
Henry had taken seriously. Poor girl, obviously a virgin when
he seduced her. Eleanors spies told her that Henry had
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During the 16th and early 17th centuries, the poets and scholars
mostly just blamed Eleanor, accusing her of immorality, for
leading the beautiful young woman astray. A couple actually
punish the Queen but most are content to weigh the relative evils
of the two women and come out in Rosamonds favor. Henry
gets off scot-free. At this time, poets bored with the story
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In this day and age, when people learn their spouse has been
cheating on them, they behave much the same way Eleanor did.
They want to murder them, or the lover, or both, or at the very
least toss them out of the house. Murder can be messy. Eleanor
found out about Rosamond and she may have vowed to kill her,
but not because of the affair itself, for Henry had had affairs
before, as had she. Rather, she felt this way because his
relationship with Rosamond seemed to be turning into
something more than a mere fling. Isnt that what most married
people fear the most when a casual affair metamorphoses into
the real thing?
Now the way is free and clear for the Princess to pursue the
relationship with Nemours. But she chooses not to and instead
favors abstinence for the rest of her life. Her reasons are
interesting. For one thing she feels somewhat guilty that her
husband died for love of her and thus there is the matter of
integrity. For another, she doesnt want to sully the powerful
memories of her love affair with Nemours by watching them
fade and tarnish as all such infatuations inevitably do. But in
this case, if her honesty is not the best policy, then it certainly
resolves the situation. It hurts everyone involved but at least she
emerges feeling she is vindicated to some extent. One wishes
her husband had displayed a little more fortitude and that the
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Duc de Nemours had been more discreet, but that is not what
happens in reality. Is it?
Are we all better off for this? Again, the best solution might
have been discretion, but that is not what happens in reality. Is
it?
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Joan of Arc was not made Frances national saint, however, until
1920. Why did it take so long? For one thing, it could never be
confirmed that Joan was indeed a virgin, and virginity was a
prerequisite for sainthood, or even for that matter that she was a
woman. For another, there was the vexed question of which
France she represented. She came from the outrider provinces
after all and France at the time looked like a great jigsaw puzzle.
When the Maid was 13, a young peasant girl growing up in the
charming village of Domrmy in the Lorraine, she was visited
by the Archangel Saint Michael. France was wracked by civil
war, villages were burning, crops destroyed, partisans executed.
As the 19th century French historian Jules Michelet would say:
She realized the full meaning of war. She understood this anti-
Christian condition; she was horror-stricken at this Devils
misrule under which every man dies in a state of mortal sin.
Capricorn
Yet events were set in motion that day in Rouen that would end
the Devils rampage across France. To the Archangel Michael,
Joans death was a necessary if painful blood sacrifice. At heart
he was a military man, he followed Gods orders, and his orders
were to see that she was burnt at the stake as a martyr so that
France would be roused to anger. This would happen, as the
repercussions of an invalid and rigged trial and the rage felt by
many French men and women, resulted in a massive dislocation
of the English and Burgundian plans. Michael had an
appreciation for the beauty and clarity of this moment. He knew
that Joan had never actually killed anyone in battle, so he
conjured up a miracle to capture it. As the Maid gave up her
spirit to God, he arranged for a white dove, flying from the Ile
de France to soar above the city of Rouen before disappearing
into the blue skies of the West. In an alternative version, an
English soldier by her in her last moments at the stake said that
when she died, a white dove flew out of her breast and flew
toward France. At any rate, within five years the English armies
were on the run, to be driven out of France forever, and setting
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When Joan finally was burned at the stake, Catherine saw that
her heart remained full of blood and could not be burnt despite
all the oils, sulfur and charcoal heaped upon it by her
executioners. This was a sign that physically at least she was a
virgin when she died. But in Catherines mind, Joan had lost her
virginity to the men symbolically, which is to say that she felt
Joan had been raped, psychologically and spiritually. War
brutalizes us all, but its principal victims are women.
metaphor and she was proud to say that she vanquished them all.
In a rage, the Emperor had all 50 of the philosophers burnt alive
for, remarkably, they had become filled with the holy spirit and
wanted to become Christians. He then had Catherine stripped
and beaten with scorpions, thrown into prison, tortured by
hunger, and finally chained to a spiked wheel which
miraculously broke apart when they strapped her onto it (this is
the origin of the fireworks known as the Catherine Wheel). The
Emperor shrieked with frustration and had half the court
beheaded before turning his attention once more to Catherine.
Off with her head! he yelled and his goons rushed her. When
they cut off her head she bled holy milk, its sticky whiteness
splashing on their clothes and staining the floor. As you may
know, such milk can flow only from virgin breasts. Angels then
carried her body to Sinai where it exudes perfume to this very
day.
The other saint in the tree at little Domrmy was Saint Margaret
of Antioch. Like Catherine, she refused a forced marriage when
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she was 15 by claiming she was the virgin bride of Christ. She
wasnt technically a virgin by then, but that turned out to be
neither here nor there.
Margarets father was the chief priest of the pagan cult that had
married her off, and the cults unsavory reputation allowed the
Governor to have her thrown in prison where she was savagely
beaten. Later, while sitting in her cell, she was attacked and
swallowed by the Devil himself who had assumed the form of a
huge dragon. Sexual implications aside, the important thing is
that Margarets faith held and the dragon spat her out as
indigestible. He then changed shape into a handsome young
stud, thus obligating Margaret to go on the attack. She tackled
him and threw him to the ground. Proud demon, lie prostrate
beneath a womans foot, she yelled. It must have felt good.
But the authorities felt threatened by this independent streak and
they tortured and stripped Margaret and finally beheaded her.
This sometimes happens when men are rejected by women. At
any rate, the story about the dragon is the source of Margarets
reputation as the patron saint of women in childbirth. Margaret
wasnt Joan of Arcs favorite saint but she liked the dragon
story.
Margaret did not consider Joan a virgin when she was burnt her
at the stake, but she was a virgin in the sense that she had never
been with a man. After all that horse-riding and fighting, could
it have been otherwise? Where Saint Michael and Saint
Catherine were a little vague about the physical inspections,
Saint Margaret knew it for the charade it was. After all, the
Kings mother-in-law and the Duchess of Bedford could hardly
have been expected to know what they were looking for. Of
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course they found the hymen; they too wanted to believe in the
miracle of la Pucelle. There is reason to believe the same thing
happened at her trial in 1431, with the result that Joans judges
were forced to probe for other heresies. They found the idea of
heavenly Voices quite natural but what they really wanted to
know was whether her Voices were from God or from the Devil,
and they hated the idea that a woman would wear mens clothes
or involve herself in politics. The cross-dressing in particular
opened up potential charges of heresy. Joan did not recognize
their authority to try her on these charges and this drove them
into a fury. She refused to fall into their snares and deflected
anything that might incriminate her. The English lords lewdly
suggested that they would rape her when they paid her visits, but
she always managed to elude their grasp. In the end, after she
promised not to wear mens clothes again, the English guards
took her own clothes from the cell and left her only mens
clothes. The end was now in sight.
Joans military and political successes had made her the talk of
France, indeed Europe, rallying more troops to the French side.
The poet and scholar Christina de Pisan was moved to write, just
after the lifting of the siege of Orlans and before her own death:
What honor to the feminine sex... the kingdom, once lost, was
recovered by a woman, a thing that men could not do.
Furthermore, once she was captured, Joan articulated an equally
brilliant intellectual defense against her inquisitors, turning the
questions around on some of the most influential religious
figures of the time. Indeed there were many religious scholars
in Rouen for her trial and throughout France who saw the trial
for the sham it was.
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Like Catherine, Margaret did not feel it was necessary that Joan
die in order to liberate France. It never is, but somehow it
always turns out that way when male saints are directing events.
In Margarets view, women-hating was at the root of the
Churchs thinking about sexuality and spirituality through the
centuries. How else to account for the success of Eve, Delilah,
Mary Magdalene, all women associated with sin and sex who
were invoked in sermons throughout the Middle Ages. Most of
the time, male clergy were able to ignore women, but there were
undoubtedly times when they were forced to confront their
temptations, which is why many clergy became sadistic, to Joan
as much as to Margaret or Catherine. Female masochism and
hysteria become understandable options for women who can see
no other way out. The male clergy tried to soften this by
increasing the number of women saints and by creating the cult
of the Virgin Mary, essentially a cult of virginity and chastity for
women. But this meant that men had managed to split women
in two: saints and sinners. Either way, women were identified
with their bodies, with the demands of the flesh, which like all
human forms could rot away. Similarly, men denied women
political power on the grounds that since women were obsessed
with their bodies, they were unsuited to the intellectualism
required for it. Still, the Virgin Mary cult successfully attracted
huge numbers of women into the Church and many religious
women cleverly subverted this cult, turning it away from the
physical into the metaphysical. Not all women intellectuals
approved of those idealized images of the Virgin Mary, which
for them came across only as the reflections of male icons and
symbols.
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Joan, you will recall, saw neither the Virgin Mary nor Mary
Magdalene in the fields of Domrmy. Rather, she saw saints
that empowered her -- saints that threatened the established
political and religious authorities. These stories took on
additional force as local folklore added overlays, for example
that Joan never menstruated, which her supporters saw as proof
of her semi-divine nature, for that meant she was more like a
man. Some added that she never sweated, never had bad breath,
had no dandruff and never excreted.
VOLTAIRE
For Voltaire, Joan was not a virgin when she died. While he did
not know exactly when she lost her virginity, he thought the
smart money was on the debauchery that followed the Kings
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coronation in Reims. This helps to explain why she did not hear
from her Voices again after that, until her trial.
Voltaire would get into trouble for this poem many years later
during a three-year stay in Berlin at the court of King Frederick
II (the Great). Voltaire decided that Frederick not only had
ambitions to conquer French poetry but all of Europe as well. In
their conversations, Frederick could not but be reminded that
Joan was from Lorraine, one of Frances more Germanic
provinces and at that time an independent duchy. Perhaps he
sincerely believed that Joan could be enlisted as a mercenary for
hire in the interests of Prussian nationalism. He saw that far
from being the Peacemaker her adoring fans had always claimed
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her to be (on the theory that only through war can there be
peace), he also saw that she had become an emblem of war. She
embodied the idea that peace needs to be uprooted periodically
through war in order to bring about change. Voltaire had to flee
Berlin in 1753, not only because he had completely alienated
Frederick by now with his continuous jibes at the homosexual
atmosphere at Sanssouci Palace, but also because pirated copies
of his poem about Joan were circulating and he was being
blackmailed by erstwhile friends to whom he had lent a canto or
two.
Front arguing that if Joan expelled the English, she could help
the French get rid of the Arabs. However, it is that arresting
image of De Gaulle on Liberation Day that redeems Joan for all
time.
Joan of Arc was the superhero of her age and as with all
superheroes, fights have raged over her and perverse cults have
sprouted like mushrooms. This is not surprising, given that her
story is a fairy tale with a grotesque ending. Traditional France
has kept it alive partly because she was one of them, partly
because her devoutness remains impressive in a secular age and
partly because constantly improving on the original is a
traditional French pastime.
Life As Opera
From Lola Montez to Mata Hari
Lola Montez and Richard Wagner
Tristan and Isolde
Carmen La Mogador
Manon
Salome Mata Hari
Turandot
for the niceties of polite society -- a cynicism she kept all her
life, even as she enjoyed its decadence. Wagner knew she was
never really accepted by them; dancers were forever on the
borderline. But it seemed to make no difference! She was
uniformly roasted in the press (when they werent being paid
off) and audiences booed and hissed most places she went, yet
this did not dent her ability to draw a crowd. Far from it, for her
appeal lay in the tease whereby the audience was incited to
participate and react, in the venerable tradition of music hall and
pantomime. Frequently she became the main draw!
Wagner found this irritating. Her kitsch dance routines with the
castanets and fans and extravagant costumes were the
embodiment of everything that was wrong with contemporary
opera. She was a lower-class tramp with a mean temper, and
though she wore great clothes (something he appreciated), he
could not understand her popularity. He had not been surprised
when Liszt dumped her in Paris. Perversely though, after an
initial fiasco, Lola had been embraced enthusiastically by the
Parisians and she stayed on to enjoy it. Wagner was envious.
Paris was the most fashionable place to be and being popular
there meant something. But after a duel resulted in the death of
her lover, she was obliged to leave Paris in a hurry, and so she
had come to Bavaria. A story not unlike Wagners as he fled
from his creditors, one city after another.
No surprise then that within the year Lola was running the
government of Bavaria, or at least ordering it around. But, true
to form, she also went out of her way to cause offense. One
could argue that the Bavarians needed a shake-up, but it also
seems evident that Bavarias conservatism provoked Lola to
new excesses. In the end it was the nationality issue that
became her downfall: she manipulated Ludwig into granting her
Bavarian nationality, the titles of Countess of Landsfeld,
Baroness von Rosenthal, Canoness of the Order of St. Therese,
her own villa, and 20,000 florins a year -- all at taxpayers
expense. Her enemies complained bitterly, National feeling is
wounded; Bavaria believes itself to be governed by a foreign
woman, whose reputation is branded in public opinion. With
all of Europe already in an uproar -- this was 1848, the year of
revolutions -- the king unwisely dismissed his government.
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Things went from bad to worse and the college students did
what students do best -- they protested and then rioted. The king
revoked his naturalization order and Lola was forced to flee
across the border, disguised as a boy. Ludwig was not able to
hold on to his throne, but the citizens felt that they could forgive
the old man his follies.
How ironic then that Wagners most adoring fan the young
King Ludwig II -- loved Wagner and his operas with a lusty
passion that mocks Wagners lofty pretensions. Ludwig was
almost certainly homosexual and the snottier courtiers had
Wagner picked out as one of Ludwigs boys, earning him the
nickname Lolotte, a reference to Lola. The legends abound,
and it seems that Ludwig on occasion enjoyed himself recreating
the erotic Venusberg scenes from Tannhuser at the court.
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For Wagner, the highest state one might aspire to with Lola
Montez was being eaten alive by her, which had its merits. Yet
they were really little different from each other both were
impetuous and arrogant, reckless spenders and restless spirits at
heart. Lola had been a rival for the worlds attention in the
worst possible way. While music critics have lambasted
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CARMEN
MANON
SALOME
It may not all be true, but of such material legends are born.
Mata may have been in on a plan to load the guns with blanks
but real bullets were substituted at the last minute, an act of
treachery straight out of Tosca. Others say she blew a kiss to
her executioners, a last act of bravura, while still others say that
just as the guns were about to fire, she ripped away her blouse
and displayed her breasts for her executioners (something she
never did during her dancing career). Maybe they would have
had to pause, check the breasts, and mentally ask whether they
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didnt look too bad for a woman of 40 something. OK, that last
bit is made up, but the legends are hilarious.
The oddities did not end there. Because no one would claim the
body of a spy for fear of being arrested themselves, it was
donated to science and who knows what the medical students at
the University of Paris thought of it as they picked their way
through the remains of the vital organs shattered by a hail of
bullets.
Those views of Mata Hari persisted well into the 1970s, when
she was still considered a German spy by many in France. She
was a major celebrity when she died, but she had suffered
through tough times to get to where she was.
which had forcibly colonized most of the globe and now was in
the mood to explore erotic conquest as well. Sexually
provocative dancing, especially the striptease, was perceived as
being more than merely bourgeois male sexual fantasies; it was
defended as avant-garde art. It could be mercenary and
confrontational, or it could also be subtle and self-creative.
Either way, it was exclusively the bourgeois rich who got to see
it, who claimed it as a new art form in order to distinguish it
from its working class and libertine equivalents. The cynic
would say that if a woman took her clothes off in a private
showing, one could always call it ART by pretending that it
revealed a womans feminine self to the male or female voyeur
just as a great painting like Mona Lisa might reveal her spiritual
side, but in a sense the striptease did reveal something. Rich
men and women could inhale the feminine self, as it was
revealed, and this was liberating to a generation of men and
women who did not undress before their own wives or
husbands. The exotic foreign quality was a bonus.
The great dancers and strippers made up the stories of their lives
and it was almost as if those layers of personality were coming
off too, along with the soon-to-be-abandoned corsets. That was
the essential appeal of Lola Montez, la Mogador and Mata Hari:
it wasnt just the erotic charge of the physical striptease but that
these women were genuinely interesting to their audiences.
Who were they really? What did they want in life? Were they
all they were cracked up to be? How did they have the nerve to
throw off all restraint? The striptease was not just a metaphor
for what any performer was supposed to do on a stage reveal
character -- it was also a metaphor for the stripping of illusions
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The striptease is a metaphor, if ever there were one, for the rot
occurring in the traditional stabilizing belief systems at the end
of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th. Christianity,
Islam, Imperialism and Family Values were being radically
undermined. This is reflected in the transition from the
adventuress living her life in public, in the opera house, to her
darker figure, the femme fatale, who was a much more private
and shadowy figure. Her frank sensuousness may have been in
tune with European High Culture, with its thrill-seeking and its
mix of cynicism and sentimentality. But when World War I
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came, Mata Hari failed to grasp that the forces of darkness were
closing in on her, just as Oscar Wilde had failed to recognize
similar signs back in 1895. When she was arrested as a German
spy, and then shot, the adventuress had become a martyr. But
was she the end of something from the 19th century or the
beginning of a new legend for the 20th? And what would
happen to the opera after Mata Haris death?
TURANDOT
la Scala, minus the concluding duet, for Puccini had died before
completing it, in 1924. The operas story was based on what
some believe was a Persian fable but Puccini located it in
ancient Peking to give it a timeless and universal quality. For
the politically minded, it could have been set in Saddam
Husseins Iraq, or anyplace else that has experienced a Reign of
Terror. For the Princess Turandot has vowed to exact revenge
against all men for an original sin committed against her
ancestress. She has therefore set three riddles for her suitors,
and any suitor who cannot answer the riddles is beheaded. The
kingdom is dripping in blood and Turandot herself has become a
virgin ice queen a beautiful but cruel avenger. As the opera
begins, the last suitor, the Prince of Persia, is being executed. A
new prince, young Calaf, arrives in Peking, but he is in disguise.
Instantly smitten with Turandots beauty, he wants to try his
hand at answering the riddles. His father and the young slave
girl, Liu, try to talk him out of it. Liu is in love with him but
Calaf doesnt know it.
So why do men fall in love with ice queens and not the women
in front of their eyes? Who is the hero of this story Calaf, Liu
or Turandot? The libretto suggests that it is the power of Calafs
love to melt Turandots cold heart, so that ice becomes fire, and
life triumphs over death. But this explanation flies in the face of
the emotional impact of the opera, for it is clear that Liu is the
true heroine of the opera, not Turandot, just as Madame
Butterfly is the heroine in her opera. Puccinis operas defend
the brave young women who are destroyed in the course of the
story by forces greater than they, but none more poignantly than
Liu. She is completely Puccinis creation and she gets some of
the best music too. But it has greater resonance in that Puccini
was mindful of the suicide of Doria Manfredi and innocent
victims everywhere. There is a sense of atonement, sympathy,
pathos, even rage that drives Turandot that is not there in the
other operas. Turandot herself chooses to be the victim of the
original sin, but equally she is the cause of the current series of
riddles and the blood it spills and one might see the shadow of
Elvira, Puccinis wife, behind this chilly figure.
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That kind of rigid thinking was exactly what had brought about
the suicide of Doria Manfredi, the one person who had behaved
honorably throughout the whole fiasco. It was that kind of
malice that had brought about the death of Mata Hari nine days
before the Bolsheviks stormed the Winter Palace. Like Mata
Hari, Puccini believed in individualism, not mass ideologies. He
believed in the right to go hunting and to drive fast cars, he
believed in the right to flirt and the intoxications of love and
lust. Mata Hari was a symbol of love, and in Paris in 1917 that
was the ultimate transgression in a political culture of death.
Cynics may argue that Puccini was just a womanizer and that he
allowed himself to be used by Mussolini, but people behave in
love the same way they behave in politics and he made them
both the backdrop to Turandot. He understood the relationship
between them.
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A Publicity Stunt
Revenge
Amnesia
What would Harley Quin have said?
Murder in Mesopotamia
Poison Pen Letters
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Once upon a time in the middle of a bitterly cold winter, a young
Gypsy man was out walking near Guildford, southwest of
London, when he found an abandoned car down an embankment
and reported it to the police. It was early in the morning, a
Saturday, in December of 1926. When the police arrived, they
were able to identify the owner of the car from an expired
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A PUBLICITY STUNT
By the time Calder got on to the story, the police were dragging
a small lake near where the car had been found and thousands of
volunteers were fanning out over vast areas of Berkshire, Surrey
and other counties. This particular lake, known as the Silent
Pool, was interesting because it had put in an appearance in an
earlier Christie story and on that occasion a young womans
body had been found in it. Was Mrs. Christie staging one of her
stories or was she in the pool, Calder wondered? The police
dragged and dived it twice but came up empty. Calder knew
from reading Roger Ackroyd that the story begins after a woman
has committed suicide. At the same time, there were dozens of
eyewitness reports, all of them contradictory, just like in a good
Christie mystery. The press, the police, and the public were
considering three possibilities at this point: (1) that the author of
Roger Ackroyd had disappeared because she wanted to stage a
publicity stunt that would further her own career, or (2) that she
had committed suicide, or (3) that her husband had murdered
her. Calder relished that last possibility -- imagining the Queen
of Fiction murdered by her husband and her body hidden away
behind the vicarage.
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It wasnt long before the police and press knew that Christie had
suffered setbacks during the past year. Her mother, to whom
she had been very attached, had died a few months earlier and
Christie had gone to live in the old family house in Torquay
while it fell apart around her. You could almost say that the
house stood in as a metaphor for her own life; perhaps she
suffered a partial breakdown? This was seen as nothing unusual
for a woman of 36; most people experienced it at some stage of
their lives. At the same time, her marriage to Archie Christie
was coming apart. They had married during the Great War and
Calder wondered if they had really been that compatible in the
first place. After 12 years of marriage the Christies had a 7-year
old daughter and financial security but absolutely no chemistry.
By November, not long before her disappearance, Agatha
Christie knew Archie was having an affair with Nancy Neele,
whom Agatha had met once or twice. There are varying reports
on what happened next but it appears that on the morning of
Friday, December 3, Christie and her husband had an argument
and he packed his bags to spend the weekend with Miss Neele in
Godalming. Archie had apparently asked Agatha for a divorce
and she had rejected it. She didnt believe in divorce but she
was unable to find a way to break the impasse.
Calder had no doubt that a gifted writer like Christie could pull
off a stunt surrounding her disappearance. The press have
always been a fairly cynical bunch, but thats based on
experiences close up with human nature, such as it is. Calder
also knew that Christie had begun a relationship with Collins, a
very savvy publishing firm, who knew the value of good
publicity. Like most of the press, Calder assumed that the sharp
intelligence displayed in The Murder of Roger Ackroyd must be
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Given the way things played out, is there any reason to doubt
that the whole affair was a brilliant example of how to work the
press, the police and the public? This stunt began gestation as
Agathas coup de grce to Archie, her way of saying All right I
will concede, but I will take you all with me. The police
behaved like her good Inspector Japp, dogged but lost up the
garden path when faced with Machiavellian marital intrigue.
But Calder thought that there was more to it and he began to
wonder if he had been outfoxed and outclassed. As with other
members of the press, he had focused floodlights on all the
people who knew Christie, people she felt she could no longer
bear -- Archie, his family, their mutual friends. While he knew
that Christie was deeply hurt by the breakup of her marriage and
she desperately needed privacy, he could not help but notice that
the effect was striking: it was all to her benefit. The public took
Agathas side against her husband right from the start. How did
she engineer that? Her husband certainly helped this along with
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Why was the public so willing to give Christie the benefit of the
doubt even when he described the cynical calculations of their
creator in the newspaper those strategically placed clues and
the amnesia? Calder had to admire how it was done. While it
succeeded in embarrassing her husband and it would engineer
the eventual divorce on her terms, it was also a masterstroke of a
publicity stunt that would enhance her career greatly.
After it was all over, Nancy Neele took herself off on a long
cruise to duck reporters, and she married Archie once the
Christie divorce went through in 1928. As for Mrs. Christie, she
met and married her second husband, the archaeologist Max
Mallowan in l930 and she was much happier for it. Calder
wondered whether they could all look forward to some of
Christies forthcoming stories being about unfaithful husbands,
their mistresses and wronged wives
REVENGE
the gist of Edgar Wallaces piece for the Daily Mail during the
11 days she was missing.
Archie Christie, who was known to hate fuss, now found his
unfaithfulness slyly hinted at in every paper in the country.
AMNESIA
One must remember that before all else, Agatha Christie disliked
the press and she was painfully shy. In her autobiography, she
refers to journalists as faithful dogs and rats, and she writes,
I had felt like a fox, hunted, my earths dug up and yelping
hounds following me everywhere. Throughout her life Christie
was obsessively private. The very first sentence in Janet
Morgans authorized biography is, appropriately, Agatha
Christie valued her privacy. The publicity stunt and revenge
explanations are just too super-rational to be taken at face value.
One must remember that during the 1920s, the general public
needed to lionize new heroes after the horrors of the Great War
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had eliminated soldiers as its heroes, and this helps explain why
Lord Calder and Edgar Wallace were so keen to sensationalize
their heroine and exaggerate her Machiavellian powers. Morgan
points out that Calders claim to have met Christie ahead of
the police is willfully misleading; indeed he may not have had
an actual conversation with her at all.
tipped her over the edge into acting out physically what her
mind was unable to deal with. It is typical in such cases that the
patient does not remember what she did, hence the amnesia.
Morgan argues that people who have experienced hysterical
fugues all have a strong propensity to fantasize and that
Christie was a prolific and ingenious fantasist... for whom the
border between the real and the dreamt was thin. Imaginative,
shy, intuitive, Agatha had all the characteristics of those who are
capable of hypnotizing themselves at will. It was perfectly
possible for her to have lost her identity and yet to have gone
about the business of catching trains, shopping, and the like.
Under unreasonable strain, deeply unhappy with herself, she
might have induced a loss of memory.
stand still for others, of course, but it did for Christie. Having
come to terms with her destiny she would go on to write books
in which she would disappear in a clever weave of masks and
magic tricks. All the great genre writers of popular literature
have done this through the centuries, from fairytales to the
modern horror film, with just as many of them intent on leading
the reader astray as on instructing them on the right path.
Christies mysteries are not inferior novels of limited
psychological complexity; they belong in an entirely different
literary tradition that has existed all along, parallel to the
psychological tradition, and it doesnt make any sense to
compare one through the lenses of the other. Think the Bible
rather than the Odyssey, the Gothic novel rather than Jane
Austen, Alfred Hitchcock rather than Orson Welles.
In keeping with this, Christie did not like the rich set or the
academics and intellectuals; she was an upper middle class and
unsentimental pragmatist and she had a more powerful
imagination than her detractors. She relished skewering post-
imperial Britain with its white, Protestant and class-conscious
society into which she injected the effeminate foreigner Poirot
and the sneaky provincial busybody Miss Marple. Her heroes
including Harley Quin -- snared the guilty and subjected that
society to a critique of its own hypocrisy and its deceit, while
also simultaneously feeling a deep affection for it. Intellectually
she would turn to the Mediterranean world and the Middle East
to find relief from the narrow provincialism that had become
Britain. In retrospect it took the disaster of divorce to open her
up to lifes rich possibilities. But she did live happily ever after.
MURDER IN MESOPOTAMIA
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the readers credulity a bit here: Leidner is the same man Louise
had been married to for a few months back in 1918 when she
was 20. She had betrayed that man to the authorities on the
grounds that he was a German spy who had betrayed Britain.
The story was that he had been executed but this was never
corroborated. Shades of Mata Haris demise perhaps? Many
years later, like Odysseus in front of Penelope, Leidner returns
in a new guise as an American archaeologist, and with a partial
disfigurement. Once satisfied that she does not recognize him,
he awaits his moment to murder her. He still loves her though;
this is a crime of passion. Leidner himself is like an empty
space in the novel, in no way a target, just as Archie Christie
avoided the limelight till it was focused on him. Behind the
mask, Leidner, like Archie, wants to be rid of his wife and he
turns out to be the real killer.
Isnt that the real twist on the Christie divorce? This man wants
revenge on the woman he was once married to, who had
betrayed him for no better reason than because she wanted him
out of her life. Flip the male and female roles and you have the
Christie divorce. With a twist of the knife, we could say that
Christie herself was also playing the Dr. Leidner role, savoring
the revenge, and sticking it to her ex-husband. The implication
here is that a mystery writer indulges in revenge. Christie is
clever to disguise the machinery: Leidner is caught by another
Christie persona, Hercule Poirot, and he too could be said to be
Christies intellect and conscience. All this is revealed by a
clever commonsense English hospital nurse, Amy Leatheran,
who describes in resolutely chronological order what she failed
to grasp as it unfolded at the time. The fairy tales woven around
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Poison pen letters can go beyond revenge; they can kill. The
power of romantic obsession easily slides into the stalker who
writes threatening letters or fires off text messages or posts a
mortal threat on a website. Such messages gain greater power
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In this cynical age, it might seem a little over the top. Does
anyone die for love these days? Maybe not very often, or maybe
not often enough. The romantic imagination is undervalued. It
has great power if you are young or nimble enough to indulge in
it or if you are older and able to experience the nostalgia
associated with lost possibilities, of love squandered, of the
healing power of memories, perfumes and favorite songs. But
many older people die from it, when one partner goes first and
the other quickly follows. In Zweigs own writings, it turned
out badly: they turned into poison pen letters that ultimately
killed him too, when he and his wife committed suicide, while in
exile in Brazil. Agatha Christie would not have approved.