Funny Life Slogans

On the other hand, you have different fingers

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

Life is designed to kick your ASS

What is life? I don’t know

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Funny Life Slogans 1

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Funny Life Slogans 2

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

Life is too short to remove USB safely