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Smile if it kills you.

The physiology of smiling That action is best, which procures the greatest The hell with it. Who never knew the price of
diffuses a lot of anger and angst. It makes your happiness for the greatest numbers. happiness will not be happy.
body and soul feel better. --Tom Peters Francis Hutcheson Yevgeny Yevtushenko
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to
The secret of happiness is to admire without The supreme happiness of life is the conviction
get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it.
desiring. And that is not happiness. that we are loved.
Only the wisest of mankind achieve the
F. H. Bradley Victor Hugo
second. --Logan Pearsall Smith
Often you don't know how truly happy you
We all live with the objective of being
There is only one happiness in life, to love were then until you look back and realize
happy; our lives are all different and yet the
and be loved. -George Sand how much worse things could have been.
same. -Anne Frank
-Nina Simone
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is Weeping may endure for a night, but joy
than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates
perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. cometh in the morning.
dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. --John
Bertrand Russell King James Bible
Stuart Mill
Fortune: Be thankful to someone who had
Fortune: Beware of a Lady wearing Blue, Fortune: You will cry this week but you
helped you. This someone will again help
she will give you burden on this day. will be happy the next week.
you in many possible ways he/she can.
Fortune: In three days, you will meet Fortune: You will be meeting a man
Fortune: Be generous today. Something
someone who could help you in your wearing red hoodie. Beware for he will
will happen well to you the following day.
trouble days. bring misfortune to your day.
Fortune: He who laughs on Friday will cry on When distress doesn't show on the face, it lies Sadness is almost never anything but a form of
Sunday. --Jean Baptiste Racine in the heart. --Anonymous fatigue. --André Gide
Your love for someone is like a light bulb.
A moment of time may make us unhappy for Anxiety can be described as unresolved fear.
When it's broken, unplug it, throw it away and
ever. --John Gay --Lewis Wolpert
plug in another.
Wealth is like seawater; the more we Happiness is like coke—something you
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the
drink, the thirstier we become; and the get as a by-product in the process of
host. But anger is like fire. It burns all
same is true of fame. --Arthur making something else. --Aldous
clean. --Maya Angelou
Schopenhauer Huxley
To live is like love, all reason is against Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
War is like love, it always finds a way.
it, and all healthy instinct for it. Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Bertolt Brecht
--Samuel Butler Clutch it, and it darts away.
Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is
You cannot be fueled by bitterness. It can eat you fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
up but it cannot drive you. gone, what's left tastes bitter. Lucretius
--Bertolt Brecht
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
Come back later…I am sleeping
Sorry, I can’t help you for I am just a paper. Pick another paper. That is your fortune.
(yes, papers need their sleep too)
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
Love is in the horizon. The stars will predict he Soon, you will receive a letter from a loved
Someone in your life needs a letter from you
will be tall, dark and a centaur one.
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
You will eat with a family member in a
You will be hungry 30 minutes from now. The fortune you seek is in another paper.
restaurant very soon.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
You will marry a professional athlete- if No matter how much you rush in life, in the
Your pet is planning to eat you.
competitive eating can be considered a sport. end you will still be late.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
An alien of some sort will be appearing to you
shortly!
Ignore previous paper Don’t eat the paper
FORTUNE: FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
Someone is watching you from afar. You have rice in your teeth Ooooopppsss… Wrong Paper.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
Agent 56, the office is bugged. Abort Mission. You should try to play ROS (Rules of
An admirer is too shy to greet you
ABORT MISSION! Survival)
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
Vampires will soon strike you if you do not
The end is near and it is all your fault. Your Almost Smart
pick another paper again.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
Admire a rose for its beauty but beware of its You are an angel. Beware of those who collect
Ignore the previous paper
thorns. feathers.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
FORTUNE:
You will soon be changing your present line of Someone appears to you shortly and asks
You forgot something you didn’t notice
work. something personal.
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
Love is in the air. The stars predict she is
You will be famous soon You laugh today, wait until you get home
wearing floral in the upper and ripped jeans.
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
Someone likes you before then you like that
Beware to the person beside you. A dog barks at you then you will run
person now.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
You will bump someone Someone is admiring you. Someone you know. Pick another paper. Your fortune is not hear.
FORTUNE: FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
You will be watching horror then a cockroach
A cockroach will be traveling inside your bag You will never know until you try to do it.
will fly and land on your head.
FORTUNE:
FORTUNE: FORTUNE:
You forgot your umbrella and it will rain
Someone is waiting for you outside Ignore the next paper you will be picking.
shortly.

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