The Elliott 

none other than… Greasy Fingers Ave in

Fatty Town, TX. That’s right folks the only
place that could take the top 50 supermodels
for the summer was none other than the fast

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food capital of the world, and the kicker is
there’s not a Starbucks for 100 miles. Rumor
has it Kendall Jenner will be staying in a
Hamburger shaped cabin between

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McDonald’s and Burger King and Gigi
Hadid is in a Burrito shaped cabin between
Taco Bell and Del taco. I definitely don’t
want to be the janitor hired for that trip.
Check back into my column in two weeks to
see if I have any more juicy(no pun
intended) details from their trip.

 
There's No Bikini Season with Corona in
town, Right?
By: Desember Wright
It’s finally summer! It’s felt like 2020 has
lasted for a decade at this point but it's
finally summer and it’s time for some fun in
the sun. My sources told me the country
opened back up just in time for this
summer’s Model Bootcamp getaway starting
this week. What’s that you may ask? Well
every year before the fashion season begins
the world’s top paid models go on a little
summer getaway to get in shape and to wind
down from the year. But… this summer
things are a little different with part of the
country still in chaos. Top models Kendal
Jenner and Gigi Hadid will be traveling to
Big Ed Heads to the Bachelor
By: Carmen Arias
After Ed’s heartbreaking journey on TLC’s
90 Day Fiancé​, producers from the hit TV
show ​The Bachelor​ have reached out in
hopes of giving Ed another chance at love.
Many viewers were shocked to see Ed’s
relationship stop in its tracks last Sunday,
after failing to bring up he did not want
anymore kids to his potential fiancé, Rose.
Perhaps it was the cultural shock Ed endured
or the wacky routines he had, but the
producers of ​The Bachelor​ expect many
viewers to continue watching Ed’s journey
in finding love. TMZ caught up with Ed and
here is what he had to say about the offer:
“The Bachelor? I’m gonna have to keep up
the hair dye and mayonnaise! I hope these
women will have mouthwash and razors at
their disposal, considering my last attempt at
love.”
Though we cannot comprehend the
producer’s choosing of Ed, we can say that
some viewers will follow him to ​The
Bachelor​ in hopes of dramatic scenes in his
search for a companion. The producers have
also provided a sneak peek into the next
season, which entailed a first impressions
segment done via Zoom and hinted that Ed
will not be the only participant with a
history of participating in​ 90 Day Fiancé​.
Breaking News: J. Lo left everyone at
Ellen’s show speechless.
By: Betsi Cardenas
Yesterday, at Ellen’s show the American
actress, singer, producer, and
businesswoman Jennifer Lynn Lopez, also
known by her nickname JLo. Declared a
possible breaking up of her relationship with
her current partner, the famous ex-baseball
player Alex Rodriguez. The famous actress
expressed that the main reason for her
decision is her twelve years old daughter. Jlo
said, “ my daughter is the most important
person of my life and her wellbeing and
happiness come first ”. Shocked and
surprised by Ellen from Ellen’s show, asked
the actress if the decision was made from
both sides, or just from her side, to which
Jlo replied “ Alex and I have always had a
good communication, and we both want the
best for our children “. Ellen concludes the
interview by asking the actress about her
performance along with the Colombian
singer Shakira during the halftime of the
2020 Super Bowl, which took place in the
Hard Rock Stadium in Tampa Florida.
Lopez said “ it was a pleasure to have
collaborated with Shakira, she is a very
disciplined and social person” “ we both
share Latin blood, and our connection was
amazing ”. At last Jlo said, “ she teaches me
how to dance champeta” (a traditional
Colombian dance ) at which Ellen asked her
to share with the audience what she learned.
Betsi reported from Los Angeles, California.
 Tiger Kings Return
Jennifer Lawrence shares a piece of her
mind By Yasaira Garcia

By: Airam Uriarte The tiger king has unleashed his claws yet
again. After being released from prison Joe
Jennifer Lawrence, primarily known for her
exotic is back ,and even more furious than
role in "The Hunger Games" Movie and
before. As viewers we have seen Joe's
"The Passengers" is openly and confidently
entertaining character through the big screen
expressing strong opinions such as, who
followed by his huge anger problems with
came first the chicken or the egg! Many fans
everyone in his surrounding. The best part of
know her because of her witty personality,
all for many was the Tom and Jerry role
but this has fans across the world wondering
both him ,and Carole Baskin play fighting to
about her marathon of commentaries.
be the best. Upon his arrival back into
Yesterday, she went live on Instagram and
society, he exited out the prison
went on a tangent to explain why water is
chanting,”Carole Baskin, killed her husband,
wet. Oh yes......it gets better. She proceeded
whacked him”. He confirmed to having a
to express herself, and tweeted “Anyone
surprise for his massive amount of followers
who thinks that cereal is poured before milk,
who stay up to date with him. What does his
is absolute bonkers.” It seems that Jennifer
statement mean? Has The Tiger King
Lawrence has revealed another side to her
declared war against Carole Baskin once
personality. There is an overflow of retweets
again? Or is he just stirring up a new remix
on twitter and constant shares on Instagram,
to the catchy song? Whatever it is, there will
regarding the sudden commentary drive.
be a special surprise for sure, maybe Joe will
There is no doubt that Jennifer Lawrence
has captured immense publicity with her
fascinating remarks. She has also become
the clown of Hollywood. One of her fans
said “hey, I don’t blame her, people should
be free to give their opinions….just because
their fame doesn’t make them any less
human. I have followed her career for quite
a while now and J Lawrence still got it.” Is
this Jennifer Lawrence, new and improved?

go from Tiger King to the new Keeping up

with Exotic ,or even the newest top Tik
Toker!
Jedd Clampett; 90 Day Disaster
By Jessika Wass
Last Saturday, June 6, 2020, Mr. Jed
Clempett went onto Twitter and threw fans
in a frenzy. The recently made millionaire
had joined the cast of ​90 Day Fiancé,
introducing the world to his internet, Russia
born, love Katya Polvich. Waiting years to
meet the proclaimed love of his life,
Clampett finally got the chance when she
agreed to fly out to Beverly Hills earlier this
year. Surely the language barrier between
these two love birds was hard enough but
meeting the rest of the Clampett clan turned
out to be too much for the young woman.
When she had first flown out, she was met
by Jedd and his family. Expecting the
luxuries a millionaire could provide her, she
was utterly disappointed when she was met
at the airport in a horse-drawn wagon.
Almost getting injured when Jethro
Clampett threw her over his shoulder and
carried her out to the worn-down transport,
Katya was in a rush to escape. When the
clan got to their Beverly Hills Mansion,
Katya immediately demanded getting a hotel
suite at the Ramada. When the episode aired
on TLC, fans were quick to comment their
opinions on the Millionaire’s poor treatment
of the lady. Clampett’s response seemed to
have added flames to the fire when he called
the fans of the show “mindless
critter-snappers who need a lesson in bear
wrestling”. It is speculated that this
comment may have indeed come from his
well-known tomboy daughter, Elly May
Clampett. It is unclear the current status of
the relationship of Clampett and his fiancé,
who some claim to have seen around town
with Sonny Drysdale, stepson to the wealthy
banker Milburn Drysdale. Fans from all over
wait to find out the truth in the next “Tell
All” episode of ​90 Day Fiancé, ​airing
Sunday, June 14, 2020 at 9/8c.
The Best of Both Worlds Gone Wild.
By: Kianna Martinez
The blonde wig is back. The popular Disney
Channel original TV show "Hannah
Montana", staring Miley Cyrus, has been
picked up by MTV. There has been rumors
that Miley has wanted to revival her hit TV
show. The star has then grown from her
Disney image and would like to show
Hannah all grown up, in a not so child
friendly way. MTV has agreed to let Miley
direct the show, she stated in an interview
with Ellen DeGeneres "I want to show the
wild side of Hannah Montana. In reality us
Disney stars grow up and wild out.". The
show will feature the famous pop star using
drugs, alcohol and partying. MTV believes
the show will have astronomical ratings.
Disney has yet to make a comment
regarding the reboot of their original hit TV
show.