1. Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.

If there were three women

eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone,
and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like
the way you are thinking." 

2. Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi
chomping on her piece of gum. "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"

Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned." Johnny takes
another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play President." 

3.