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A comely young blonde was telling her friend at cocktail party that she was off men for life.
"They lie, they cheat, they are just no good. From now on, when I want sex I'll use my vibrator"
"But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?"asked the friend.
"Just what I do with my boy friend----I'll fake an orgasm."
"The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her maiden Aunt. "Now
I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?"
The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often."