Random LAMS

Head Cannons

⁃ Laurens
sleeps hugging his
turtle plush
⁃ Hamilton
cooks, and on his
birthday Laurens
attempted to cook
breakfast for him,
made a mess,
made the smoke
alarm go off, and
Alex came
downstairs and
Laurens said “I-I
was gonna make, I
was gonna make
cake for breakfast”
⁃ Laurensʼ
phone storage is
excessively
pictures of
Alexander (and his
lock screen)
⁃ Hamilton
pays for everything
⁃ They bicker
in Spanish, and
everyone else is
used to it now
⁃ Hamilton
stays up working
on cases, and then
they cuddle
 ⁃ They play
The Story of
Tonight and
Laurensʼ Interlude
when theyʼre sad
⁃ Hamilton
always has snacks,
and Laurens is
always hungry
⁃ Laurens
constantly loses
his shoes, and
Hamilton finds
them
⁃ When he
was 17, Laurens
threw his turtle
plush at Peggyʼs
face because she
hid it, the plush
broke, Peggy fixed
it, and Laurens
cried for about 2
1/2 hours
⁃ Laurens
cries whenever
Burr mentions the
duel
⁃ Laurens
wears graphic T-
shirts, denim
jackets, ripped
skinny jeans,
beanies, and
satchel backpacks.
He also lets
Alexander do his
hair
⁃ Alex wears
button-up shirts,
dress pants, cargo
jackets, and
realized his hair
looked a lot better
short for the first
time is 300 years
⁃ Whenever
Laurens is cold,
Hamilton gives him
his jacket
⁃ For
ChristHannukah,
Alexander bought
Laurens a giant
turtle plush, which
he carried around
for 4 days
afterward
⁃ They make
out 2-5 times a day
⁃ THAT IS A
FACT
⁃ When they
were 17, they were
making out in the
backseat of
Hamiltonʼs car, and
a cop saw them,
asked what they
were doing, and
they were both
grounded for two
weeks
⁃ They all
went to the same
summer camp, and
Laurens and
Alexander would
sneak off to kiss is
the woods at like, 2
am
⁃ They know
ALL the words to
the musical
⁃ ALEXANDER
+ LAURENS is
100% carved into a
tree somewhere in
Brooklyn
⁃ On a date
when they were 20,
they were on a
walk and it started
raining. Long story
short, they ended
up camping out on
a bus stop bench
and got soaked
⁃ When they
go on the annual
camping trip,
Laurens
accidentally burns
his marshmallows
to a crisp, and Alex
takes about 8
minutes and 34
seconds to make
four (one for him,
three for Laurens)
a perfect golden
brown
⁃ They still
write letters to
each other
⁃ Whenever
theyʼre driving,
they bicker about
what radio station
to play
⁃ Laurens
does not share his
food with Hamilton.
Ever
⁃ They go to
pride parades
together whenever
they can
⁃ Whenever
they were kids, and
Jefferson got mad
at Hamilton, Jeffie
would threaten to
read the box of
letters underneath
Hamiltonʼs bed
⁃ Laurens
cries whenever
Hamieham is at
work
⁃ Laurens
calls Hamieham
“Turtle”
⁃ Laurens
ends every text
conversation with
Turtle with:
⁃ Laurens
contact for
Hamieham is
“Turtle ”
⁃ One time,
Hamilton got a new
car, and then
Laurens ate
powdered donuts
in the car and
ruined the seats. It.
Was. Everywhere.
⁃ Laurens
favorite hoodie is
Hamilton (like, the
musical) merch
that he found
online
⁃ Whenever
they were in high
school, Hamilton
tutored Laurens,
and one time they
were discussing
vocab, and the
conversation lead
to...
Laurens: Why is
funner not a word?
Hamilton: Because
thatʼs the rule
Laurens: The
English language is
confusing
Hamilton: I agree
Laurens: Then why
are yelling at me?
(starts crying)
Hamilton: Iʼm so
sorry(pat, pat)
⁃ They bicker
like siblings
⁃ Laurens
yells at video
games a lot
⁃ Hamilton
braids Laurens hair
each night before
they go to bed
(well, before they
start cuddling and
making out with
each other)
⁃ As theyʼre
riding in the car
going somewhere,
Laurens starts
making jokes about
crashing and
Hamieham explains
that thatʼs not
funny because
Hamieham treats
Laurens like his
child
⁃ Whenever
theyʼre on a
subway at night,
Laurens falls
asleep with his
head in Hamiltonʼs
lap, and whenever
someone walks by
them Hamilton just
stares at them like,
“If you dare touch
my baby, I will find
you, and I will kill
you”
⁃ They are
pretty much glued
to each other at
the lips
⁃ One time,
Hamilton was
standing by the
couch talking to
Maria, and Laurens
ran directly into
him, and they both
fell on the couch
and started making
out
⁃ They figured
out that Peggy and
Maria have LED
lights so they can
turn their room red,
and they were like,
“Where did you get
those, because we
need them now”
⁃ Laurens
would be playing a
video game and
accidentally reset
everything and
start crying, then
Hamilton would pat
him on the back
and say “iz okay”
and Laurens would
yell “NO EZ NOT!!”
⁃ Laurens gets
hurt skateboarding
and Hamilton takes
care of him
⁃ Hamilton
uses Laurensʼ
strawberry scented
shampoo so their
hair is always soft
⁃ Hamilton
likes sketching in
his free time
⁃ Their go-to
date is a walk in
the park with
bagels and coffee
⁃ Since they
work together, they
work on cases
together until two
am
⁃ Hamilton is
the better cop
⁃ Whenever
someone mentions
the Reynoldʼs Affair
in their presence,
Alex just gets up
and starts making
out with Laurens
⁃ Laurens is in
constant pain when
nobody bonds
⁃ Laurens and
Hamilton will be
sitting on their
couch, with
Hamilton on his
phone for work,
and Laurens will
just grab around
his waist and
refuse to let go