JOLOGS QUIZ BEE QUESTIONS

1. Ano ang may mukha at dalawang kamay, ngunit walang braso o binti?
SAGOT: orasan – EASY 1

2. Aling letra sa English Alphabet ang lumilipad, kumakanta, at nakakakagat?

ANSWER: B (Bee)

3. Kung ang nanay ng nanay mo ay asawa ng tatay ng nanay mo at ang anak ng

tatay ng nanay mo ay may anak na lalaki, kaano-ano mo ang anak ng tatay ng
nanay mo?
SAGOT: Tiyuhin

4. What is the 11th fruit mentioned in the song bahay kubo?

ANSWER: The 11th item is not a fruit

5. If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet,
and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
ANSWER: There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.

6. What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?

ANSWER: A coin

7. Where can you find an ocean with no water?

ANSWER: On a map – EASY 4

8. What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?

ANSWER: The letter p
 9. How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
ANSWER: None, because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark.

10. What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

ANSWER: H

11. If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will
get the banana first?
ANSWER: None, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.

12. What common eleven-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?

ANSWER: Incorrectly

13. What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor
people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
ANSWER: Nothing

14. I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
ANSWER: A candle

15. There was an airplane crash and every single person died? Who survived the
airplane crash?
ANSWER: Married persons

16. On the way to a water hole, a zebra met 6 giraffes. Each had 3 monkeys hanging
from its neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on its tail. How many animals were going
to the water hole?
ANSWER: One (zebra)
 17. Ang lahat ng alagang hayop ni Simang ay aso maliban sa isa. Ang lahat ng
kanyang alagang hayop ay pusa maliban sa isa. Ilang aso ang alaga ni Simang?
ANSWER: Isa

18. Kung ikaw ay isang aso, sino ang pambansang bayani?

ANSWER: Aw aw – EASY 2

19. A 5-letter word,

When you read it, it’s beneath you,
When you omit the first letter, it’s above you,
When you omit the first two words, it’s around you.
What is the word?
ANSWER: Chair

21. Two men play five complete games of chess. Each man wins 5 games. How
many times did they beat each other?
ANSWER: 0 - they did not play against each other

WITH VIDEO
1. (insert video clip about FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano)
Ilang taon nang umeere sa telebisyon ang FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano?
ANSWER: 5 years/ Limang taon

2. (Insert Marvin Fojas tiktok video clip)

Ilang beses nabanggit ang salitang ‘Ma’am’?
ANSWER: 9 times

3. (Insert video clip from tiktok)

Anong title ng ikatlong kanta?
ANSWER: Bakit ba ikaw? – EASY 3

4. (insert 80’s songs video clip)

Ika-ilan ang kantang Billie Jean?
ANSWER: Ikatlo/Pangatlo/Third

5. Anong year umattend ng JS si Marvin (bHie)?

ANSWER: 2011

EASY QUESTIONS
1. Ano ang may mukha at dalawang kamay, ngunit walang braso o binti?
SAGOT: orasan – EASY 1
2. Kung ang nagsabi ng “Walang himala!” ay si Nora Aunor, sino naman ang
kumanta ng kantang pinamagatang ‘Himala’?
SAGOT: Rivermaya- EASY 5
3. Where can you find an ocean with no water?
ANSWER: On a map – EASY 4
4. Kung ikaw ay isang aso, sino ang pambansang bayani?
ANSWER: Aw aw – EASY 2
5. (Insert video clip from tiktok)
Anong title ng ikatlong kanta?
ANSWER: Bakit ba ikaw? – EASY 3

AVERAGE QUESTIONS
1. Aling letra sa English Alphabet ang lumilipad, kumakanta, at nakakakagat?
ANSWER: B (Bee)
2. (insert 80’s songs video clip)
Ika-ilan ang kantang Billie Jean?
ANSWER: Ikatlo/Pangatlo/Third
 3. Kung ang nanay ng nanay mo ay asawa ng tatay ng nanay mo at ang anak ng
tatay ng nanay mo ay may anak na lalaki, kaano-ano mo ang anak ng tatay ng
nanay mo?
SAGOT: Tiyuhin
4. If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet,
and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
ANSWER: There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
5. (Insert Marvin Fojas tiktok video clip)
Ilang beses nabanggit ang salitang ‘Ma’am’?
ANSWER: 9 times
3. Kung ang nanay ng nanay mo ay asawa ng tatay ng nanay mo at ang anak ng
tatay ng nanay mo ay may anak na lalaki, kaano-ano mo ang anak ng tatay ng
nanay mo?
SAGOT: Tiyuhin