Speak Test - Marking Period 1: 10. What does our narrator’s mother do for a living?

a. Runs a department store

1. The original school mascot was: b. Is a secretary for our narrator’s school
a. The Hornets c. A stay-at-home mother
b. The Wildcats d. Works for a physician’s office
c. The Trojans
d. The Blue Devils 11. Our narrator can’t stop biting her:
a. Hair
2. Who does our narrator sit with on the bus on the b. Pencil
first day of school? c. Lip
a. Heather d. Fingernails
b. Gabriel
c. Someone she doesn’t know 12. (Fill in the blank) “____________________________
d. Herself should be illegal. It’s humiliating.”
a. Baking
3. Who is Mr. Neck? b. Sticky notes
a. Gym teacher c. Singing
b. Physics teacher d. Gym
c. Social studies teacher
d. Guidance counselor 13. Heather wants the narrator to join how many
clubs?
4. What is thrown at our narrator in the cafeteria? a. 1 club
a. Pudding b. 5 clubs - one for each day of the week
b. Potatoes c. She only wants to play sports, not clubs.
c. Rice d. None
d. Macaroni and Cheese
14. What is our narrator’s goal, unlike Heather?
5. Who is Hairwoman? a. She wants to go home and take a nap.
a. Science teacher b. She wants to go fishing with her father
b. Guidance counselor c. She wants to join the bowling team.
c. Art teacher d. She wants to play sports.
d. English teacher
15. While Mr. Neck is chasing our narrator down the
6. What must our narrator draw in art class? hall, where does she hide?
a. Ocean a. In the gym
b. Fences b. Behind the school
c. Trees c. In a janitor’s closet
d. Clouds d. The art room

7. The narrator’s friend, Heather, burns calories by: 16. What did Heather make for the pep rally?
a. Riding a bicycle a. A banner
b. Running on the treadmill b. T-shirts
c. Kickboxing c. Pom-poms
d. Snowboarding d. Bracelets

8. What happened to Mr. Freeman’s globe? 17. What is our narrator’s name?
a. It was stolen a. Margaret
b. His daughters ruined it b. Missy
c. He painted over it c. Mary
d. It’s lost d. Melinda

9. Spanish class is like: 18. (Fill in the blank) During the pep-rally, our
a. One big nap narrator is poked from behind. “Aren’t you the
b. A charades game one who __________________________ at Kyle
c. Church Rodgers’s party at the end of the summer?”
d. Complete calmness a. cried all night
b. called the cops
c. crashed Kevin’s car
d. jumped into the pool
19. Our narrator refers to the coach of the football
 team as: b. Hellcats
a. Coach lucky c. Beatles
b. Coach Weirdo d. Tigers
c. Coach Disaster
d. Coach Fake 28. Wearing expensive clothes, raising money for
charity events, even doing nice things for
20. How does our narrator feel about cheerleaders? teachers, sounds like which clan?
a. She is anti-cheerleader a. The cheerleaders
b. She secretly wants to be a cheerleader b. The Marthas
c. She admires how perfect they are c. The Country Clubbers
d. She plans on trying out for the squad with d. The Suffering Artists
Heather
29. “Heather begged me to help decorate…It’s a
21. Ivy, our narrator’s former friend, picked small green room with dirty windows and a
THIS to illustrate for art class. lingering smell of cigarettes…one wall has a
a. Horses bulletin board that hasn’t been cleared off since
b. Clowns Americans walked on the moon. Which “room” is
c. Balloons our narrator describing?
d. Fire a. Faculty lounge
22. How does Mr. Freeman feel about the school b. Main office
board? c. Teacher’s bathroom
a. He’s angry they cut his budget d. Janitor’s closet
b. He is best friends with the board president
c. He is grateful that they appreciate the arts 30. What does our narrator refer to when she uses
d. He would like to join the school board the word “IT”?
a. A disease
23. Heather gets quite upset during a conversation b. A person
she has with our narrators. She desperately c. Social Studies class
wants to fit in. In an emotional state, Heather d. Crying
accidentally:
a. Spills her popcorn all over the floor
b. Ruins her homework with all her tears
c. Knocks over nail polish onto the floor
d. Falls backward in her chair and hurts her
back

24. What do our narrator’s parents “interrogate” her

about?
a. Her failing grades
b. Who she has been hanging out with
c. Why she doesn’t go to church anymore
d. What she wants to do about her upcoming
birthday

25. In biology, our narrator’s lab partner is:

a. David Petrakis
b. Daniel Gorman
c. Sean Billings
d. Nate Oswald

26. How does our narrator feel about algebra?

a. It’s her favorite subject
b. Math has never been her thing
c. She doesn’t understand its practicality
d. She likes it, even though she is horrible at
it

27. The school’s mascot has changed once again.

They are now the Merryweather:
a. Spartans