I'm gonna make love to ya woman

gonna lay ya down by the fire

And caress your womanly body
make ya moan and perspire
Gonna get those juices flowin'
we're makin' love gravy, love gravy,
lovelovelovelovelove GRAVIH
love, luh...
Oh, Kathie Lee, how I'd love to lay you down.
And lick every inch of your body with my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me get together and make sweet love?
Mmmm
Baby everytime that we kiss
Hot Lava!
Everytime that we make love, hot lava
Hot Lava!
Lava so hot it makes me sweat
Lava so warm and red and wet
Lava!
Brrrrrrrrrrrr.
Just like makin' sweet love to the football.
Feelin' naughty with the football.
Mmmm. Spank it, ever so gently. Spank it.
Tonight is a-right for love,
you know I -- want to touch you where the lights don't go.
Tonight is a-right for love, love gravay.
Expressing love so sweet.
I want to -- keep you burning like a dog in heat.
Tonight is a-right for love, love graaavaaay.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John! [he appears]
Oooo tonight
Oooo it's all right
Oooo tonight is right for love, love gravaya.
Thank you Elton.
Tonight is right for love, love graaavaaaaaay.

I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead

My body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed
Make looove, don't you be afraid
Just because my heart ain't beatin' don't mean you won't get laid.
[Wolf howl]
Whoooo-hoo

We're all special, in our own way

Everybody's different, but that's okay
"Cause even though we might have different-colored skin
Different points of view, be tall ar thin,
It doesn't mean I can't lay you down, woman, and touch your silky skin
With my love deep inside you, where no man has ever been
Rub you legs, caress your thighs and uh

I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log

I'm gonna love you right
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silence your nights
You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra
I just can't wait to jingle your bells
and falala your love
You can break my heart
And that means we should make love
'Cause if we don't-

Nobody could take your place

No way they could match your face, no
You've got it going on in a way so clear,
I just want to buy you a beer
Uh maybe tonight, at 7:30 or something I could uh - come by and uh -
Pick you up in my caa-a-aaaa-aa-aa-aa-aaar No substitute
No substitute for you No substitute
No, baby, there's No substitute
For you girl No substitute for you now
You know that it's true No substitute
There's just, no substitute for
You!

He does not sing, though he offers this poem:

Give me a little bit of that pepper
Give me a little bit of that salt
put it in the skillet and cook it

When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man,

Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, buut he acts like he does, in orde
r to get some action, heheh
The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes, that's right
And they caress and touch each other, until the part of the man grows
Oooooooooo And they roll around and now things a-really startuh getting hot
And the man says "I love you" and the woman says "hold on a second, I gotta go t
o the bathroom"
So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait [pause] and you wait, and you w
ait, and you waaaaiit
And you wait and you're coolin' down and she's still goin' to the bathroom
Finally she comes back, and she says, "Baby, I'm gettin' hot!"
And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full of

Ooo, baby, come on.

Just whup Denver's ass!
Gonna need some cream for your ass, because
We're winnin' there

[slowly]
Baby you know you're the girrrl, for meeee
And aallll that I want to bee-ee-ee-ee is
[faster, with a beat]
You. And me. And her. Simultaneous
You. And me. And you, and you! Simultaneous
Lovin', baby. Two or three, heheh. Simultaneous
Oooo, that's right
You. And me. And you, and you! Simultaneous
Lovin', baby. Two or three, heheh. Simultaneous

Hey, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooooo, suck on my cho-colate salty balls put 'em in your mouth
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em

Sometimes you fall in love and you think it feels that way forever.
You change your life and didn't know your friends cause you think it can't get a
ny better.
But then love goes away; no matter what, it doesn't stay as strong.
And then you're left with nothing, cause your tinking with your dong.
So watch out for that love bug! It can destroy like a typhoon wind!
Just play it cool and don't be a fool
Mr. Garrison: [from the entrance] And never let poontang come between you and yo
ur friend.
Chef: Daaamn right, Garrison!

Ooo baby, yeah baby, ooo baby.

Yeah baby, yeah baby, now baby.
Ooo yeah, yes yes baby
Yeahyeahyeah, uh-huh baby now
Agh! Agh! Awww! No, baby!
Ewww, baby! No, no!
Alright now I'm alright, I'm-I'm cool, it's okay.
Uh alright, wwatch out for the bedspread, baby.
Look out now, it's- alright, I'll tell you what.
Uuh, how about uuh, uh.
Why don't I call you next week?

I can't wait until I grow up

and my weenie get and strong
'Cause when it does I'm gonna bust
And make love to Amanda all night long
I'm gonna make love to Amanda in about ten years!
And that toothpick is gonna turn into an oak tree,
I'ma knock you down, knock you up,
Knock you over, and knock you all around.
Chef: [But] A prostitute is someonen who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
no, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.
James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.
Chef: And that's why I say-
Chef and James Taylor: Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-