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Scene 1
MIKE: Give me the remote. Your show is over. Ninja Turtles is about
to start.
MIKE: You are silly! And your show was boring. Now give it to me!
OLD KIM:: Both of those shows are a bunch of nonsense anyway. They
sure don’t tell stories like they did when I was young.
MIKE: Oh no! Please don’t. She only knows stories about knitting and
stuff.
OLD KIM:: Oh, When you have been alive for as long as I have, you
learn about much more than that.
OLD KIM: Hmm. Like the story about the mansion on top of the
mountain.
GWEN: Please!
OLD KIM: Well, all right. Let's see. I guess it would have to start
with scissors.
GWEN: Scissors?
OLD KIM: Well, there are all kinds of scissors. And once there was
even a man who had scissors for hands.
GWEN: A man?
Scene 2
PEG: Avon Calling! Good Morning Joyce! Today I have two new kinds of
lipstick. The first is Winsome Wahini which would look charming on
you.
PEG: Well, if you don’t like that colour I also have Bahenie Bliss
which is…
Joyce: Why! Peg. Have you gone blind? Can’t you see there is a car
in my driveway?
Joyce: Well, I’m surprised you don’t realise that that means I’m
busy.
(Joyce shuts door with a bang. Peg knocks on Maggie’s door but she
doesn’t answer. Peg sees Edward’s home and walks towards it.)
Hello. Hello. Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide
from me. I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative and I'm
as harmless as cherry pie.
(Peg sees Edward's scissor hands)
Oh my! I can see that I've disturbed you. How stupid of me! I'll
just be going now.
PEG: Uh, put those down. Don't come any closer. Just please... Those
are your hands? Those are your hands. What happened to you? Where
are your parents? Hum... Your mother? Your father?
PEG: Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? What
happened to your face? Hum, you know, I won't hurt you. But at the
very least let me give you a good astringent and this will help to
prevent infection. What's your name?
EDWARD: Edward.
PEG: Edward? I think you should just come home with me.
MARGIE: Hi, it's Margie. Listen, I was standing outside and Peg
walked by, she was with somebody.
MARGIE: No, did she say anything to you, about having a guest?
JOYCE: She didn't say anything. She rang my doorbell this morning.
SIMON: I just saw this strange guy walking with Peg. I didn't get a
very good look at him. He looked kind of pale.
SIMON: Are you seriously going to dress up for the pale weirdo that
Peg is running around with? Can you believe this Margie? Where are
you going?
PEG: Here we go, dear. This is our house. And you can just go right
in and make yourself right at home. OK?
Oh. Silly me. I think I locked my keys inside. I think we will need
to wait until Bill gets home, he has the other set.
Edward, that is amazing. Not even a scratch. So, here we are. This
is the living room and back there, the bedrooms. You want to see the
pictures? All right. Well, this is my husband, Bill. He's a bowling
champion. Do you know what bowling is? Bowling? Well, here they are
down at the lake, fishing. I think Kim looks a little glum Because
they didn't catch anything that day. Kim is my daughter. Here she is
all dressed up the junior prom. She's a senior now. I can't believe
it. She's camping in the mountains with some friends, but she'll be
back in a few days and you can meet her then. Isn't she beautiful?
That's my family.
Now, I will see what we can find to wear. You know what? I think I
have some of Bill's old clothes in here.
(phone rings)
Oh, no, no. Don't be alarmed. That's just a phone. Now you can put
these on. I'll be right with you.
PEG: Edward I want you to stay for dinner tonight. Bill will be
joining us soon, I know you two will get along just fine.
Oh! You are here. Bill this is Edward. I met Edward today at work.
He lives in the big mansion at the end of the street. Edward will be
staying with us for dinner.
EDWARD: Dinner?
PEG: He will be wearing some of your clothes. Kevin set the table.
Bill, keep Edward company while I am gone.
(Peg walks out of the room. Edward tries to put on the clothes)
BILL: This must be quite a change for you, Ed.
BILL: Sure. So what have you been doing up there in that big old
place? I bet the view must be spectacular, Ed. See all the way to
the ocean?
EDWARD: Sometimes.
PEG: Sit down. Bill, could I have the salt and pepper? Thank you.
Would you like some butter for your bread? Great.
JOYCE: Hi! You are all hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit
crabs.
PEG: No, it, it's... things have just been a little hectic around
here. That's all.
MARGIE: You must try this. It's my mother's recipe. Let him chew.
SIMON: Those scissors look kind of sharp. What do you need them for?
PEG: Oh, Edward is a fantastic gardener. You should see what he has
done to the trees around his home up there.
EDWARD: I have?
JOYCE: see.
(As everyone gathers around Bill, Edward remembers when the inventor
taught him about etiquette.)
INVENTOR: Let us pretend we're in the drawing room, and the hostess
is serving tea "Now, many numerous little questions confront us"
"Should the man rise" "When he accepts his cup of tea?" "May lump
sugar be taken with the things?"
“There was an old man from the Cape, who made himself garments of
crepe. When asked: will they tear? He replied: Here and there, but
they keep such a beautiful shape!" That's right. Go ahead, smile.
It's funny. That's right.
PEG: Edward. You can sleep in Kim’s room. She won’t be using it for
the next few days and I am sure she won’t mind. You rest here, it’s
been a long day.
Scene 4
KIM: Quiet. I should have called my parents to say I was coming back
early.
KIM: No. So keep your voice down. I don’t want to wake everyone up.
JIM: Well we could have been back hours ago if I had the car.
KIM: Shhh!
BILL: What's the matter? What's wrong? She gets you nervous? You've
been closed up in a way in that castle too long. You don't know
anything about the wonderful world of teen-age girls. They're all
crazy. Have some. It will straighten that out.
PEG: Oh, honey, I couldn't have left him there all alone. You would
have done the same thing.
PEG: Oh, my goodness, Kim. I'm surprised at you. He can't help the
way he is. Have a little sympathy.
PEG: Then let's just say hello and shake his hand.
PEG: Well, not literally. Goodness, you scared him half to death.
PEG: Hi, Bill. Edward, I just wanted you two to have a proper
introduction. Edward, this is our daughter Kim. Kim, this is Edward
who's going to live with us.
KIM: Hi!
Scene 5
PEG: Edward, is there nothing you can’t do? Can you also trim Kim’s
hair?
PEG: Don’t be silly. You have Edward right here. Isn’t that right
Bill?
PEG: Jim, you are here so early. Kim told me your mom had her
kitchen done?
PEG: Now, Bill. Joyce and Margie will make him cookies today.
BILL: I heard Edward also picked the lock on our door yesterday.
From what Peg says, he did a fine job. Now anyone else would need to
pay a locksmith $80 or even $100 for such a service. So there is
another way Edward can earn money.
PEG: I just received A call from the show Midday with Brian O’Keith
on Chanel 7. They would like to do an interview with Edward. Isn’t
that exciting? Of course that’s if you would like to Edward. What do
you think Edward? Would you like to be on TV?
EDWARD: OK
(Jim pulls Kim off the chair and out the room)
JIM: Look. My parents have insurance. Okay? And all it will cost
them is a little hassle. That's about it. In a week my dad will have
new and better everything.
KIM: We can't.
JIM: Look. There's a guy who will give us cash for the stuff.
KIM: Jim, I don't want to. Why can't you just do it?
JIM: Because my father keeps the damn room locked, and we need
Edward to get us in.
KIM: Why can't you take the key like when he's sleeping or
something?
JIM: You are protecting that freak instead of helping me. Look, He
will do anything for you.
JIM: Oh, no? Look at the way he is looking at you. Ask him. There
isn't any other way.
Scene 6
TV HOST: That was quite a story. I can’t imagine what it was like
living alone for all of those years without any friends. Well, you
have friends now Edward. You have a whole audience of friends and
let’s take some questions from them now? Yeah, get way over. Stand
right up. What is your question for Edward?
WOMAN 1: What's been the best part of your new life here in town?
TV HOST: We'll give that name after the show. Thank you very much.
That's very nice. Anyone else? Yes, stand right up.
WOMAN 2: But if you had regular hands you'd be like everyone else.
TV HOST: How about it? Is there some special lady in your life?
That’s a tough question. Maybe Edward some time to think about it.
We'll take a break and be right back after these messages.
JIM: Now you see what I am talking about. The dude is in love. He
will do anything for you. Ask him now.
KIM: I can’t.
JIM: Hey Eddie! Kim wants to know what you are doing tonight.
JIM: She needs your help with something. It’s really important.
Scene 7
JIM: Keep your voice down. I told you he stole it from her. Right?
JIM: Listen, I've already tried that. The guy's parents are like he
is. Okay? Now, you told Kim you'd do this. Well, come on. Let's go.
(Edward picks the lock and the door opens, but when he steps into
the room the alarm works)
(Police arrive)
JIM: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.
OFFICER ALLEN: Put your hands high in the air so I can see them. Put
your hands up!
Drop your weapon I repeat. Drop your weapon. I'll ask you one more
time and this is your last warning. Drop your weapon. If you fail to
do so, I will have to open fire. Don't make me do that, please. Drop
your weapons. Drop them. Now.
(Neighbours gather)
JOYCE: All along I felt in my gut. There was something wrong with
him.
Scene 9
KIM: They didn't hurt you, did they? Were you scared? I tried to
make Jim go back, but you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for
not telling them about me.
KIM: It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
EDWARD: Yes.
KIM: Don't.
JIM: What's the matter with you? When you are going to stop? I did
what I could. My old man felt sorry for him, otherwise he'd still be
in jail. What more do you want from me?
JIM: But you did do it. I don't get why you care anyway.
JIM: Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out! Go. Freak!
KIM: Jim. I don't love you anymore. I just want you to go. Okay?
Just go!
JIM: Are you serious? I'm going to lose you to that? He isn't even
human.
KIM: Just get out of here. Okay? Just go! Dad, did you see where
Edward went?
KIM: It’s fine. It’s only a scratch. We need to find him! I’m ok.
GEORGE: It’s not ok. I saw what happened from across the street.
First he breaks into that house and now his using those scissors to
cut people up. I'm calling the police!
PEG: Your father and I will find him. You go inside and take care of
your hand, wait here in case he comes back.
(Bill and Peg leave to search for Edward, Kim paces up and down)
KIM: Edward?
EDWARD: I can't.
(Sound of window smashing and neighbours shouting outside)
(Jim pushes Edward to the ground and attacks him with a bat)
KIM: Stop it Jim! You are going to kill him! Let Him Go!
SIMON: Yes. What do you expect from a guy with scissors for hands?
OFFICER ALEN: Take Edward home now! I will deal with him later.
(Jim takes the police officers gun and shoots in the direction of
Edward and Kim. Edward shields Kim. Edward stabs Jim with his
scissors.)
(Kim and Edward escape the mob and return to Edwards castle)
KIM: No. It’s not safe here for you anymore. Please go.
Edward: Why?
KIM: He’s dead! He bled to death from the bullet wounds. You can go
and see for yourselves.
OLD KIM: She never saw him again. Not after that night.
GRANDDAUGHTER: You could have gone up there. You still could go.
OLD KIM: No, sweetheart. I'm an old woman now. I want him remember
me the way as I was.