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"Death Wish"
TEASER
FADE IN:
KIM: It's the darn fluid conduits running through the walls. They
conduct sound. You'd think when they designed this thing they
would've...
PARIS: (interrupting) The ship was built for combat performance, Harry,
not for musical performance. Nobody figured we'd be taking any long
trips.
PARIS: So you have an excuse to give your mother why you didn't practice
when you were gone.
KIM: I'm trying to prepare for an important performance!
KIM: Susan Nicoletti and I have been working on a new orchestral program
for the holodeck.
PARIS: Lieutenant Nicoletti? The one I've been chasing for six months?
Cold hands? Cold heart?
KIM: (with a personal grin) Not when she plays the oboe.
PARIS: You know, Harry, I've always wanted to learn to play the drums.
INTERIOR BRIDGE
TUVOK, CHAKOTAY, TORRES are already in place. JANEWAY ENTERS from her
ready room... looks to Chakotay for a report. Paris and Kim ENTER, go to
their stations during the following.
CHAKOTAY: (to Janeway) We've been surveying an unusual comet for the
last twenty minutes. I thought you'd want to take a look.
CHAKOTAY: (acknowledging) And yet it looks, feels, and tastes just like
a comet.
JANEWAY: (off readings) Well, there's a slight chance that there are
magnetodynamic forces acting on the comet that are too subtle for our
sensors to detect. (beat, looks up with a scientific enthusiasm) Or it
might be something we've never encountered before.
She smiles.
She EXITS.
JANEWAY: Good.
JANEWAY: (com voice) Janeway to Torres. We're ready when you are,
Lieutenant.
Working-
TORRES: Energizing.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
On the transporter pad as the MATERIALIZATION EFFECT produces not a core
fragment, but a male humanoid, about forty, in a Starfleet red uniform.
Torres reacts. The man smiles at her, steps through the containment
field which appears briefly and down off the platform.
FADE OUT.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
INTERCUT:
INTERIOR BRIDGE
TORRES: Yes, ma'am. That transport from the comet... it brought a man
aboard. He says his name is Q.
Q2: (to Janeway, shaking her hand) What a pleasure it is to meet you.
(re: shaking) Am I doing this right? It's been such a long time since we
had the opportunity to greet anyone. Oh, please, have a seat... here.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
The table he's pointing to suddenly changes: now it is set with fancy
tablecloth and candelabra and fine china and comfortable chairs and a
hot meal.
NEELIX
From his vantage point with Kes a few yards away.
RESUME
JANEWAY: (cautious, not sure if she should believe him) You were being
held against your will... inside the comet?
Q2: Hmm, oh, in a manner of speaking. You, all of you... are mortals,
aren't you?
Q2: Because the one thing I want in life more than any other... is to
die.
JANEWAY: Look, I don't know what you want here, but I know who you are.
Every captain in Starfleet has been briefed about your appearances on
the Enterprise, and I warn you...
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
And he waves an arm and there's a flash, but when it clears he's still
there... but all the men in the room have disappeared.
TORRES: (corn voice) Torres to Janeway. Captain, all the men have
disappeared.
Before she can react verbally, with a sheepish look, he gives a slight
frustrated gesture... and Janeway and Q2 DISAPPEAR in a FLASH.
INTERIOR BRIDGE (OPTICAL)
And APPEAR with a FLASH here. Janeway sitting in her chair. Q2 standing
beside her. She bounds to her feet immediately. Torres is there... a
couple of other female supernumeraries.
Q2: I'm... I'm not sure how. (apparently to himself) Humans, humans...
Who would have more recent experience with humans?
And on that cue, there is another flash, and standing there is our old
friend Q (hereafter referred to as Q1) also dressed in Starfleet red. He
looks annoyed at Q2.
And on reactions...
FADE OUT.
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
INTERIOR BRIDGE-CONTINUOUS
Q1 shakes his head... sighs.
Q1: (sarcastic) Well now, isn't this just fine. Humans are not supposed
to be in this quadrant for another hundred years.
JANEWAY: (reacts, cold) May I assume you're the Q I've heard so much
about?
Q1: You've heard of little me? Do tell. (continuing) Has Jean-Luc been
whispering about me behind my back? (realizing all the crew members are
women) Say, is this the ship of the Valkyries... or have human women
finally managed to do away with their men altogether?
Q1: A slight accident. Let me guess. You were trying to commit suicide.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
Q1 gestures with his hand; a FLASH, and all the men return. Chakotay
stands, alarmed... begins to move toward the intruders.
CHAKOTAY: Captain?
Q1: You would ask these puny humans to protect you from me? Fat chance.
Q2: Nothing. He's still there in the 24th century. I just took the rest
of us to an old hiding place of mine.
JANEWAY: Report.
KIM: Captain, there are no stars outside.
JANEWAY: On screen.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
There's a flash, and Q1 appears near Torres.
Q1: (beat, to Q2) I know all the hiding places, Q. I hid here from the
Continuum myself once.
TORRES: This ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos.
Q1: But think of the honor of having your DNA spread from one corner of
the universe to the other. Why, you could be the origins of humanoid
life.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
Q1: (to Q2) You heard the lady. Time for you to go back to your cell.
He raises his arm, but before Q1 can do anything else, Q2 gestures and
another FLASH and Q1 is gone again, and now we're under attack. The ship
shakes with impact.
CHAKOTAY: By a ship?
PARIS: (off controls) By... by... I'm not sure what they are.
He hits a panel, looks up at the viewscreen.
Q1 APPEARS.
Q2: And you can't take me by force. I'll stalemate you for eternity, if
I have to.
JANEWAY: (angry) The hell you will. (to them both) The vaunted Q
Continuum. Self-anointed guardians of the universe. How dare you come
aboard this ship and endanger this crew with your personal... tug-of
war.
Q1: (viewscreen) (reacts) Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when
you're beautiful?
Q2: It's doesn't matter. I'm not going into that cell again.
JANEWAY: Stop. (to Q2) You want asylum? Fine. We'll have a hearing.
Q1: A hearing... you would have me put his future in your delicate
little hands? (as he takes them in his) So touchably soft. What is your
secret, dear?
All eyes turn to Q2, who takes a beat to think and then announces
Q2: Exactly.
Q2 And now Q1 looks at Janeway, who considers this turn of events with
concern.
Q1 smiles with amusement.
Q1: (to Janeway) Accepted. Well, this should make for an amusing
diversion. Will you send him to prison for eternity or assist him with
his suicide plan? My, my, that's a tough one... but then that's why they
made you captain, isn't it... to handle the tough ones? (beat) I guess
now we'll get to find out if the pants really fit.
FADE OUT.
ACT THREE
FADE IN:
Q2: What? Oh, you mean, just popping in when we feel like it.
Q2: I apologize. At some point along the way, I guess we just stopped
thinking about the little niceties.
TUVOK: So it seems.
Q2 laughs...
Q2: Always on the lookout for the tactical advantage, Mister Tuvok. Very
good. As a matter of fact, that's why I've come to see you. (beat) In a
way, our "vulnerability" is what this is all about. As the Q have
evolved, we've sacrificed many things along the way. Not just manners.
But mortality, a sense of purpose, a desire for change, a capacity to
grow. Every loss is a new vulnerability, wouldn't you say?
TUVOK: It is true that Vulcans who reach a certain infirmity with age do
practice ritual suicides. Nevertheless, I fail to see how that fact
would be meaningful in this circumstance.
Q2: I have the right to counsel, Mister Tuvok. Will you assist me?
A beat.
Tuvok ENTERS.
TUVOK: Captain, the seeking asylum has asked me to act as his counsel in
the hearing.
JANEWAY: (reacts, then...) Smart of him. Well, that's his right. You
want to do it?
JANEWAY: Very well. (beat) But I have to warn you, you're not going to
have an easy job, Tuvok.
TUVOK: May I also point out that Klingons and Bajorans as well as
Vulcans embrace suicide as an honorable way to end one's life.
TUVOK: Sad, perhaps. But not illegal. And when one eliminates
consideration of the survivors' emotional distress...
Q1: Madame Captain, we are dealing here with an issue of the greatest
importance to the Q Continuum. I assure you we take this matter very
seriously.
JANEWAY: Thank you. And please don't call me "Madame Captain." (to Q2)
Since you've made it clear that your asylum would lead to suicide... you
place me in a difficult position.
Q1: He is putting his selfish wishes above the welfare of everyone else.
Q2: And if I don't agree with the majority, then I'm to be locked up for
eternity.
Q1: You would not be confined if you weren't intent on harming yourself.
(beat) With your permission, Captain, I would like to call an expert on
the Continuum to discuss the implications of the decision to be made
here.
JANEWAY: Proceed.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
Another Q1 appears in the witness chair. (NOTE: Both appear
simultaneously.)
Q1 (LAWYER): Thank you for coming today. It's a rare honor to have
someone of your reputation and accomplishment with US.
Q1 (WITNESS): No, because we're not even sure what the end result would
be. His suicide could have all sorts of unknown consequences to the
Continuum.
Q2: Precisely! It would force the Q to deal with the unknown for the
first time since the new era began. They're not just afraid of me;
they're afraid of the unknown.
Q1 (LAWYER): (to the witness, re: Q2) How would you characterize his
remarks?
TUVOK: In fact, until this issue arose, he was known in the Continuum as
one of your great philosophers, is that not true?
TUVOK: So, your entire basis for judging him mentally unbalanced is his
wish to commit suicide. (beat, to Janeway) I submit that is a faulty
premise. In many cultures, suicide is acceptable, and in and of itself
cannot be used as evidence of mental illness.
Tuvok picks up a padd from his desk and consults the notes on it.
TUVOK: Is it not true that on occasion the Continuum has executed Qs for
certain crimes?
Q1: Their crimes created the interruption. Their deaths ended it. (beat)
I know where you're going with this, Lieutenant.
TUVOK: Do you?
Q1: ...and it's not going to work. Our society, like any other, must
control its disruptive elements. An execution may be undesirable, I'll
grant you that, but on rare occasions it is warranted and necessary. And
the decision to proceed is only made after great deliberation by the
entire Continuum. You can't imagine the chaos that would be created if
individuals, like Q here, had the ability to choose between life and
death. This is a matter of social order versus anarchy.
TUVOK: I understand.
Tuvok takes a moment standing at his desk as though he's been beaten
back. by Q's verbal assault... glancing at his padd again... without eye
contact.
TUVOK: (to Q1, the witness) just one other thing. Is it not true that
you yourself were once accused by the Continuum of being mentally
unstable? Were you not you disciplined for inappropriate behavior?
Q1 (LAWYER): Objection!
Q1: May I beg the court's indulgence, I have other witnesses to call.
Q1: Your Captain Honor, I am here to argue for the majesty of life. What
it means to us to be alive. A Q's life takes him to all corners of the
universe. This Q's life has touched and affected many, many others...
including some on your own homeworld. With your permission, I'd like to
call some of those people whose lives were changed by this.
I promise you it will not impact the timeline, and no one will remember
ever being here when I send them back.
JANEWAY: This is most unusual. Do you have any objection, Mister Tuvok?
Q gestures with his hand... three people appear COMMANDER WILLIAM RIKER,
SIR ISAAC NEWTON, and a '60s hippie with long hair, granny glasses, and
a grungy beard, in flower-power shirt and bell-bottoms. He is MAURY
GINSBERG. Riker immediately reacts. the other two, onfused, look around
trying to get their bearings.
GINSBERG: (praying) God, if you let me live through this, I promise I'll
clean up my act. I swear.
NEWTON: I demand an explanation. (to Ginsberg) Why are you dressed like
that?
RIKER: William Riker. (to Newton and Ginsberg) Nice to meet you.
He shakes their hands. Janeway takes a moment to try and figure explain
it to the prewarp fellows.
She indicates Q2. He smiles, gives a slight wave. Newton takes a step
forward, eyes lighting up with recognition.
NEWTON: But I have seen you before... You were sitting under the tree
the day.
Q1: Quite a day, wasn't it? As a matter of fact, this man jostled the
tree as he got up to leave.
NEWTON: Just before the apple fell, yes. And a new era of human science
was born.
GINSBERG: (to Q2) Wait a minute. Weren't you the guy in the jeep?
Q2 shyly acknowledges.
Q1: The "guy in the jeep" who picked you up after your own vehicle broke
down one summer afternoon, isn't that so...?
GINSBERG: Man, he was a lifesaver. My van died and they dragged it off
the road because of all the traffic. It was backed up for miles.
Q1: Yes, lucky you were at the right place at the right time, or it
would have taken days to track down the problem... and there wouldn't
have been a concert.
RIKER: (to Janeway, re: Q1) Well, I'm sorry to say I have met him
(re: Q2) I, I... but I've never seen this man before in my life.
ANGLE-AN EASEL(OPTICAL)
Holding a photograph appears with a flash.
RESUME
RIKER: Sure, I have. That's Colonel Thaddius Riker after he was wounded
at Pine Mountain. They called him "Iron Boots".
RESUME
RIKER: (continuing) He was in command of the Hundred and Second New York
during General Sherman's march to Atlanta. This picture was taken in
eighteen sixty-four, just after they let him out of the field hospital.
INSERT-THE PICTURE
Pushing in on the soldier. It is Q2, half-turned away from the camera...
but still recognizable.
Q1: In fact, he carried your wounded ancestor two miles from the front
line... (to Q2) Didn't you?
Q1: My point is, Captain, that Q has had a profound influence on these
three lives. (continuing) Without Q, Isaac Newton would have died
forgotten in a Liverpool debtor's prison, a suspect in several
prostitute murders. Without Q, there would have been no concert at...
uh... (searching)
Q2: Woodstock.
Q1: Without there would have been no William T. Riker at all. And I
would have lost at least a dozen really good opportunities to insult him
over the years. Oh, and lest I forget, the Borg would have assimilated
the Federation too. (turns to the witnesses) Thank you.
Riker sighs, irritated. Ginsberg gives a peace sign, which Newton looks
at strangely.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
They disappear.
Q1: (continuing) This is the life treats without respect. This is the
life that he would give up so easily.
TUVOK: May I remind this hearing and my learned colleague that for three
centuries, My client has not been allowed contact with anyone. At this
time, we would like to reproduce the environment in which he has been
confined.
Q1: I object.
Tuvok nods to Q2, who makes a gesture, and a FLASH and suddenly we find
ourselves in...
TUVOK: These are the conditions that my client would be forced to live
in for eternity if you deny asylum, Captain.
Q1: This is your own doing. You could live a perfectly normal life if
you were just willing to live a perfectly normal life.
TUVOK: I would submit that the quality of life that my client will have
to endure should be considered in this proceeding.
He sits. Janeway thinks for a beat... then addresses Q2.
JANEWAY: I don't like those conditions any more than you do, Mister
Tuvok. (to Q2) And I wouldn't want to spend another day there if I were
you.
JANEWAY: But I'm here to rule on a request for asylum... not to judge
the penal system of the Q Continuum. (motioning to Q1) And he does have
a point-you were confined only to prevent you from doing harm to
yourself. (beat, she picks up a padd) I've been doing a great deal of
research, studying a 13 variety of cultural attitudes on suicide to help
me frame the basis of a decision. Mister Tuvok, are you familiar with
the "double effect" principle on assisted suicide that dates back to the
Bolian Middle Ages?
JANEWAY: Granted.
TUVOK: I would say we have not yet convinced Captain Janeway of the
validity of our argument.
Q2: (nods, a beat, with deep appreciation) You're doing a fine job,
Mister Tuvok. It's nice to know someone believes in me.
Q2: You... you surprise me, Mister Tuvok... which is a rare and lovely
gift to a Q. Thank you. (beat) But may I say, if you only knew what life
as a were like, you would see the logic.
TUVOK: Then, perhaps what we should do next-is take this hearing to see
life in the Continuum itself.
FADE OUT.
ACT FOUR
FADE IN:
JANEWAY: Yelling?
JANEWAY: I can't imagine how Captain Picard has put up with you all
these years.
Q1: (normal voice) I know you find this overwhelming, Kathy. And that's
understandable. But trust me; in years to come, you will treasure our
moments together.
Q1: (breaking the tension) I always flirted with Jean-Luc too, but I never
got the rise out of him that I get out of you. (beat) We really have to
do something with your hair.
JANEWAY: I'd like to get myself out of the middle of this, and you can
make it easier for me. (off his look) Come to the next session of the
hearing and announce that the Continuum is ready to reintegrate Q into
your society. That you won't condemn him to that cell for eternity.
JANEWAY: Pest. And, oh yes, you introduced us to the Borg, thank you
very much... but one thing you have never been is a liar.
ANGLE (OPTICAL)
-HER P.O.V. Out the window... she can see Earth.
JANEWAY
CLOSE-UP
She glances away, toward him, and when she looks back to the window.
JANEWAY
Reacts... turns back, but Q is gone.
TUVOK: My client has the right to ask for an inspection of the living
conditions that lead to his suffering, Captain.
Q1: I suppose you have some crazy idea how to pull this off?
JANEWAY: I'll be the judge of that. Whenever you're ready, Mister Tuvok.
Tuvok nods to Q2, who makes a motion... a FLASH... and suddenly we find
ourselves...
And as they trudge forward... we boom up to see the road stretch to the
horizon in infinity. Up ahead is a single rustic building... sort of a
roadside "grill"... or road stop.
They don't speak. At best, they glance up out of the corner of an eye.
Mostly they ignore them. The woman cackles at her magazine.
Q2: The road takes us to the rest of the universe... and then it leads
back here... an endless circle.
Q2: (acknowledges) I traveled the road many times. Sat on the porch ...
played the games... been the dog... everything. I was even the scarecrow
for a while.
JANEWAY: Why?
JANEWAY: I can't say I entirely understand what I'm seeing here. But
these people don't seem to be suffering.
Q1: Of course not. These are happy people. Happy people. What's there to
feel sad about? Look at them.
Q2: They don't dare feel sad. If only they could, that would be
progress.
Q2: Because it's all been said. Everyone has seen everything, heard
everything. They haven't had to speak to each other for ten millennia.
There's nothing left to say.
Q1: (defensive) I don't know about you, but I appreciate a little peace
and quiet now and again.
Q2 studies him.
Q2: Of course you do. That you of all people should be arguing their
case.
And that strikes home for Q. He does his best to deny it.
Q2: You who were banned from the Continuum and made mortal to pay for
your crimes.
Q2: What a shame. Because in many ways, that life inspired me.
Q2: No, we paid the price when we forced you to stop. For a moment
there, you really got our attention, my attention. You gave us something
to talk about! (beat) But then you surrendered to the will of the
Continuum like a good little Q. And may I say that you have become a
fine, upstanding member of the Continuum. (moving closer and speaking
softer for emphasis, entre-nous) But I miss that irrepressible Q... who
forced me to think.
ANGLE
Q2 moves to the woman reading "THE NEW" magazine, takes the magazine out
of her hands.
She glares at him. He hands the magazine to Janeway; Tuvok looks over
her shoulder.
Q2: It was the last edition, by the way. They "shut down the presses"
after I wrote this. But they couldn't keep me silent. I continued to
speak out in favor of self termination.
Q1: That's when he lost his mind... and started trying to destroy
himself. Finally we had no choice but to confine him for his own safety.
Q2: Not for my safety. For theirs. I was the greatest threat that the
Continuum had ever known. They feared me so much they had to lock me
away for eternity. And when they did, they were saying that an
individual's rights will be protected only as long as they're not in
conflict with the state. And nothing could be more dangerous to a
society. (beat) My life's work is complete. But they force immortality
on me... and by doing so they cheapen and denigrate my life and all life
in the Continuum. (to the country folk) All life. (beat) You are an
explorer, Captain. What if you had nothing left to explore? Would you
want to live forever under those circumstances? (beat) You ask me to
prove to you that I suffer in terms that you equate to pain or disease.
Look at us. When life is futile, meaningless, unendurable, it must be
allowed to end. Can't you see, Captain? For us, the disease is
immortality.
TUVOK: We rest our case, Captain. She looks to Q1, who seems affected by
the day's proceedings. He is thoughtful and introspective. He shakes his
head, uncharacteristically silent.
JANEWAY: (a beat) Very well. I'll make my ruling in the morning. We'll
be in recess until then.
FADE OUT.
ACT FIVE
FADE IN:
She reacts, turns to see Q in bed beside her in a Rip Van Winkle cap and
gown. He smiles.
Q1: (beat, quite serious) No, I told them it wouldn't. That's why I
talked them into giving you what you asked for.
And it's important to note that Q has been touched by his encounter with
Q2. He genuinely cares for him at this point.
Q1: (continuing) I give you my word, he won't go back into the cell.
We'll assign someone to look after him. Whatever it takes.
Janeway breaks eye contact, thinks about this new development. It would
have been easier yesterday... before Q2's plea to end his suffering.
Q1: Let's celebrate. You and me. Just the two of us.
Q1: I'll take you home. Before you know it, you'll be scampering across
the meadow with your little puppies, the grass beneath your bare feet. A
man, coming over the hill way in the distance, waves to you. You run to
be in his arms and as you get closer you see it's... me.
JANEWAY: You... ?
Q1: Forget Mark; I know how to show a girl a good time. How would you
like a ticker-tape parade down Sri Lanka Boulevard? The captain who
brought Voyager back... a celebrated hero. I never did anything like
that for Jean-Luc. But I feel very close to you. I'm not sure why. Maybe
it's because you have such authority yet manage to preserve your
femininity so well.
She stares at him for perhaps the longest silent beat in the history of
film.
JANEWAY: Leave.
JANEWAY: I've tried to find some way to reconcile all the conflicting
emotions I've felt during this hearing. My own aversion to suicide...
(to Q2)... my compassion for your situation, Q. It hasn't been easy.
(beat) I've tried to tell myself that this is not about suicide, but
about granting asylum. That I am not personally being asked to perform
euthanasia. And as technically true as that may be, I cannot escape the
moral implications of my choices. (beat) I've also had to consider that
a decision to grant asylum and the subsequent suicide of a Q might have
a significant impact on the Continuum. That such a decision could change
the nature of an entire society, whether it be a favorable or
unfavorable change, disturbs me greatly. (beat) But then there are the
rights of the individual in this matter. (talking directly to Q2) I
don't believe that you're mentally unbalanced. And I do believe you are
suffering intolerably. (continuing) Under these conditions, I find it
impossible to support immortality forced on an individual by the state.
The unforeseen disruption that may occur in the Continuum is not enough,
in my opinion, to justify any additional suffering by this individual.
(beat) So, I hereby grant you asylum.
Reactions. Q1 rises.
Q1 looks at Janeway.
JANEWAY: I'm not finished. (to Q2) Q, now that you're mortal, you have a
new existence to explore... an entirely new state of being... filled
with the mysteries of mortal life... pleasures you've never felt before.
(beat) I like this life, Q. You might too. Think hard before you give it
up.
She rises.
JANEWAY: (shakes her head) We could shut down Stellar Cartography with
all the knowledge he would bring to the job.
CHAKOTAY: Well, that's going to be a problem with just about everything
we assign him to.
JANEWAY: Go ahead.
DOCTOR: (corn voice) Captain, I think you should come down to sickbay.
Mister Quinn is here. I'm afraid he's dying.
OMITTED
INTERIOR SICKBAY
Tuvok is with the Doctor at Q2's bedside as Janeway ENTERS.
Q2: I'm sorry to disappoint you, Captain. But I would only be pretending
to "fit in" to this mortal existence. This is my final gift to my
people. Tell them those were my last words. (beat) I dearly thank you
for making this possible.
And he's gone. Janeway looks down sadly and shakes her head and sighs.
DOCTOR No.
JANEWAY: (catching on) So how did he get his hands on Nogatch hemlock?
Reactions.
TUVOK: You assisted his suicide?
Q1: Illogical, is it, Tuvok? 1 don't think so. By demanding to end his
life, he's taught me a little something about my own. He was right when
he said the Continuum scared me back in line. I didn't have his courage
or his convictions. He called me "irrepressible." This was a man who was
truly irrepressible. (beat) I only hope I can be a worthy student.
FADE OUT.