FASHISM

FASH
W E E K LY
KHAKI AND
KNEE HIGH
BOOTS
They’re back!
(again)

KISS & TELL

Sex secrets of your
favourite despots!

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 Our panel Former State President ‘PJs’ Botha
His glorious state government may be
‘Blue-jean’ Terre’blanche
Having survived being thrown behind

of experts ‘old-fashioned’ in the newfangled modern

world of sugary-sweet democracy fairy-
tales, but this old boy will never go out of
style here at Fashism Weekly.
PJs’ hot fashion tip for summer: “Bed
wear is going to be very big this year. Py-
jamas give us much-wanted comfort com-
bined with a touch of much-needed style.
Sleep tight, mense! Oh, and don’t forget to
check for Reds under the bed!”
bars by the government for his part in
the courageous beating to death of a
petrol pump attendant, this leader of
men is shifting away from his popu-
lar khaki for something a little more
casual. He’s ditching the ‘Bos Warrior’
look for a ‘stay-at-home-dad’ look that
will really bring out the colour of his
eyes.
His hot fashion tip for this summer: “I
can like to be wearing a jean-pant.”

Mailbag
Not fascist enough for you? Let us know!
This summer’s trends from Italy
Black shirts have made an unexpected
Email mail@fashism.com comeback in the motherland, and things
Dear Sirs, have taken on a significantly ‘old school’
I have only recently begun reading your look. Here are some tips from Il Duce to
publication, and I must say that while I find ensure that you’re looking great when it’s
its overall milieu very interesting, it vexes your turn to seize power!
me in the extreme that you insist on calling
• Closely-cropped hair is once again
yourself ‘Fashism Weekly’. Sirs, the word is
Fascism. Fascism. This ‘Fashism’ business is the image of Order and Discipline!
an embarrassment to the Movement. This is • Fill those narrow shoulders out
your order and discipline? Ha. You should with a hefty coat!
be ashamed of yourselves. Personally, I in- • Try hiding that tummy with a
tend to find some other means of standing
wide belt!
for a centralised autocratic government and
rigorous economic and social regimentation,
because your publication inspires nothing of
this in me.
Sincerely not yours,

Fashion
1st Kommandant Walther Peepeekay.

We thank the good Kommandant for taking

the time to write to us. However, we should
like to point out that this publication is, es-
sentially, a style guide for all things Fascist:
Fashion for Fascists, in fact. Hence, ‘Fash-

DON’TS
ism’. It is no spelling mistake. We are there-
fore delighted to announce that at time of go-
ing to press, The Glorious Editor-for-Life has
dispatched a team of FW’s finest journalists
to the Kommandant’s home address to make
him see the error of his ways.

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Well, remember: being a BIG MAN at the podium can
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