I think we should take Herman's advice

I think we should take Herman's advice

after all he's always been the

after all he's always been the

level-headed one of the family it's nice

level-headed one of the family it's nice

to know as we go through life we can

to know as we go through life we can

bring a little happiness to others it's

bring a little happiness to others it's

a good idea every once in a while for

a good idea every once in a while for

the Munsters to get out and meet nature

the Munsters to get out and meet nature

face to face
face to face

lots of so-called heroes are just

lots of so-called heroes are just

conceited vain good-for-nothing as a

conceited vain good-for-nothing as a

rule it says here that 35% of the

rule it says here that 35% of the

parents who want to send their children

parents who want to send their children

to college don't have the money when the

to college don't have the money when the

time comes that shouldn't where he is

time comes that shouldn't where he is

now Herman Eddie won't be ready for

now Herman Eddie won't be ready for

college for a long time yet no but it

college for a long time yet no but it

says we should start planning now set a

says we should start planning now set a

little bit aside every year you'll find

little bit aside every year you'll find

you'll make a lot more headway with a

you'll make a lot more headway with a

little bit of love and affection

little bit of love and affection
understanding Eddie it's not a funny
understanding Eddie it's not a funny

joke when it's at the expense of your

joke when it's at the expense of your

poor old broken-down grandfather Thank

poor old broken-down grandfather Thank

You Eddie
You Eddie

you're getting off very easy right back

you're getting off very easy right back

in the old country if I had done

in the old country if I had done

something like this my father would have

something like this my father would have

bit my head off sorry if you go with bad

bit my head off sorry if you go with bad

companions some of it is bound to rub

companions some of it is bound to rub

off on you exactly which brings to mind

off on you exactly which brings to mind

a famous old quotation he who lies down

a famous old quotation he who lies down

with dog gets up with fleas I'm not sure

with dog gets up with fleas I'm not sure

I think who is the man of trans lassie

I think who is the man of trans lassie

but remember this Eddie it's the duty of

but remember this Eddie it's the duty of

every citizen to protect the police I

every citizen to protect the police I

want you to remember one thing in the

want you to remember one thing in the

great vegetable market of life I have

great vegetable market of life I have

never been one to pinch the tomatoes as

never been one to pinch the tomatoes as

we say in business let's not start

we say in business let's not start

scratching until we know where the fleas

scratching until we know where the fleas

are biting
are biting

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if we can't help a young man up the

if we can't help a young man up the

ladder of success we're pretty sorry

ladder of success we're pretty sorry

excuses for human beings being kind to

excuses for human beings being kind to

people is like investing money in the

people is like investing money in the

bank when we put kindness in we get

bank when we put kindness in we get

kindness back with interest the lesson I

kindness back with interest the lesson I

want you to learn is it doesn't matter

want you to learn is it doesn't matter

what you look like you can be tall or

what you look like you can be tall or

short or fat or thin ugly or handsome

short or fat or thin ugly or handsome

like your father you can be black or

like your father you can be black or

yellow or white it doesn't matter what

yellow or white it doesn't matter what

does matter is the size of your heart

does matter is the size of your heart

than the strength of your character

than the strength of your character

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