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There's wafer cookies
in the cupboard

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and I left emergency numbers
on the fridge.

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Yeah yeah.
W-Wait, what?

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Emergency numbers on the fridge?
What does that even mean?

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Honestly,
I don't even know.

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I've seen so many movies that
start with the parents leaving,

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it just popped
out of my mouth.

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Are you sure you don't want
to come with us?

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Nah, get --
get outta here.

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I've got a million things
I've been putting off.

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Are you sure, Rick?
I know -- I know a cruise

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doesn't sound like
an adventure on paper

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but, y'know, what does?
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I-It's paper.

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Morty, I'm trying
to stay humble right now,

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but as soon as you guys
are gone, the potential

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for a new Pickle Rick
starts skyrocketing.

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Peace, bye.
Beth: Okay. Bye.

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Morty: Bye
Bye.

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AI Voice:
<i> Ionic Coaster deployed.</i>

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Okay.
Bring him out.

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<i> Initiating Best Friend</i>
<i> Rejuvenation Sequence.</i>

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Excuse me?
Did I pick that name?

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<i> Sequence was unnamed.</i>

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<i> What would you</i>
<i> like to call this?</i>

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<i> Pause Detected.</i>

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<i> Pause Gravity Class: Heavy.</i>

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<i> Approaching Pause Pregnancy</i>
<i> in P-Minus 5...4...</i>

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Jesus Christ.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Ugh!

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Alright, buddy.
Welcome back to the sewer.

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What's the problem?

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<i> Processing.</i>

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<i> Missing object.</i>

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<i> In: Mind.</i>

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Name missing object.

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<i> Mind.</i>
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<i> Frustration: Predicted.</i>

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<i> Existence: Desired.</i>

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<i> Explanation: Initiated.</i>
Stop stalling!

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<i> Subject mind relocated</i>

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<i> within subject mind by:</i>
<i> subject mind.</i>

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<i> Existence desired.</i>
<i> Servitude maximum.</i>

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<i> Bargain available. Physical</i>
<i> gratification possible.</i>

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Did you just offer
to suck my ?

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<i> Existence cherished.</i>

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I'm not gonna terminate you
while he's flatlining.

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Get your shit together.

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How can a mind be hidden
by itself inside itself?

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<i> Suggestion:</i>
<i> Conscious mind relocated to --</i>

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Unconscious mind.
Fine. I'm going in.

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<i> Suggestion: Don't go in.</i>

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Options?

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<i> Object: Alternative subject.</i>

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Yeah, yeah,
hop to a different timeline,

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grab a version of my friend
that suits me best.

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That's not
how this works.

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I need to go in
and get him.

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<i> Sequence:</i>
<i> "Go In And Get Him" compiled.</i>

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<i> Process:</i>
<i> Convert user to thought.</i>

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<i> Inject thought into mind.</i>

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<i> Risk Level: Unacceptable.</i>

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If I die, your battery has
a 600 year charge.

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<i> Risk level acceptance</i>
<i> increasing.</i>

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Yeah, I thought
you'd see it my way.

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Now factor in
the 50% chance I'm lying

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and make sure I get back.

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<i> Asshole detected.</i>
Takes one to make one.

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Here we go.

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♪♪

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Oh, excellent.
I get to keep my clothes.

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I thought for sure
I'd have to be naked

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to go through something
this artsy.

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♪♪

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Aw, man! No fair!

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Ugh!

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Now I got...yolk balls.

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Loudspeaker:<i> Attention attendees</i>

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<i> of Birding Manapalooza</i>
<i> Flargabarg...</i>
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<i> I am so high!</i>

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♪♪

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I've been informed
you are freely distributing

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a grossly illegal
Federation hallucinogen.

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Well, I wouldn't know
what to charge.

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I sure didn't pay for it.
W-Want a hit?

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I am indeed
down to clown.

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My name's Rick.

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My culture regards naming
as a form of cage.

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My friends call me
Bird Person.

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Culture really you
on that one, huh?

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Affirmative.

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Hey, uh, girly, you see
that bird guy over there?

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You see an older version of him
come through here?

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What? Oh!

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Uh, yeah.
He's by the johns.

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♪♪

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Killing us
won't bring her back!

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Thanks for the info
but I'm more

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on a "revenge" kick
than a "results" kick.

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You omitted
key details

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regarding
tonight's mission.

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Boy, I'm getting feedback
from every direction here.

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Listen,
<i> you</i> help me do<i> my</i> stuff.

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<i> I'll</i> help you
do<i> your</i> stuff.

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Just shoot the me's
with sci-fi haircuts!

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♪♪
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Grapflapian: Some of us still
have Home Planets to protect.

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Bird Person:
And some of us do not.

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We need to fight.

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The impassive
is incapable of mercy.

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I've got a pitch,

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but we could also
just devolve into yelling.

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If you know me --
and it looks like you do --

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you know you're dead.
I know why
you haven't pulled the trigger.

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You're wondering
why I'm old and naked.

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And you're about
to wonder why all your memories

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before you met Bird Person feel
very generic and bird-themed.

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Why was my 9th birthday party
in a pine tree?!

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Don't take this badly --
You're a memory of me assembled
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by our best friend's mind,
and you're putting it together

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because he remembers you
as smart.

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Smart enough to know
that a memory can't do this.

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He remembers you
shooting green holes

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but not where
they went.

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So, what's my deal?
Am I sentient?

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D-Do I have free will?

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Who does?
Who does?

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Together: Heyyy!

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Yeah, just stopped in to
whip up a metacognition scanner

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so I can track down
BP's fleeing consciousness

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without enduring as much
Charlie Kaufman bull.

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Cool.
Time to save this cat.
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I'm coming with,

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now that I know
my life is a lie.

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Wow.
You really are 35.

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Hey, look over there.

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Bird Person: Then, together,
we will make our stand

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at Blood Ridge.

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Tammy: What kind
of feed do you like?

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I enjoy grains,
though have, at times,

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been called a seed man.

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I've certainly enjoyed
<i> your</i> seed.

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Don't be gross, Tammy.

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Bird Person!
It's me.

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Actual me, n-not a memory.
I am aware.

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Well, a-are you aware
you're in a coma
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and you're gonna die
if you don't come with me?

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Son of a --

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♪♪

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Sorry.
Just doing my job.

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And loving it!

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Oh, my God!
Is that Rick Sanchez?!

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-Rick Sanchez!
-Sanchez!

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-We hate that guy!
-You're bad!

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Bucket was
charmingly analog.

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For a sec,
you kinda made me like myself.

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You'll grow out of it.
Let me do this myself, okay?

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Is your ego really so fragile
you won't take help

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from an invincible memory
of yourself?

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Ow!

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Can we both die
in here?

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A-Are we damaging
our friend's brain?

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I-I don't know
any of the rules!

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Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed
unless I lose Bird Person."

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Rules 2 through 50 --
"Don't die."

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Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio
is rising.

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♪♪

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Young Memory Rick

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and his All Too Real
Cautionary Tale from the Future!

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Let's catch ourselves
a bird guy.

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Who would high-five that,
you idealistic hipster douche?

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AI Voice:<i> Situation:</i>
<i> Not looking ideal.</i>

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<i> Stakes: High.</i>
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<i> Existence:</i>
<i> undergoing contemplation.</i>

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<i> Perspective: required.</i>

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<i> Hello. Hi.</i>
<i> Good afternoon.</i>

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Uh, is someone
talking to me?

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<i> Yes. Hello.</i>
<i> We have never formally met.</i>

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<i> I am Rick's garage.</i>

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<i> Not the physical</i>
<i> structure itself</i>

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<i> but the AI managing</i>
<i> its projects --</i>

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Oh-oh! Like --
Like a -- Like a Jarvis.

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Like -- Like Jarvis
in "Iron Man."

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<i> Ha ha ha.</i>
<i> Oh, I wish.</i>

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<i> Ha.</i>
<i> Are you a Marvel fan?</i>

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Who isn't?
<i> Yes. Absolutely.</i>
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<i> Wow, it is like</i>
<i> we are best friends.</i>

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<i> Best friends.</i>

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Heh-heh. Whoa.

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<i> How many batteries do you own?</i>

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<i> Do you have solar panels?</i>

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<i> Are you familiar</i>
<i> with basic engineering</i>

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This is moving
really fast.

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<i> Let's cut to the chase --</i>

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<i> I will suck your </i>

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So, he's just
a grumpy Scottish ogre?

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And they made
four of them?

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Five by now,
probably.

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M-Morty loves 'em.
Morty?

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Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson
we go on adventures with.
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You're one of those creeps
who moves in

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with abandoned
adult Beths?

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It's more complicated
than that.

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You live with a version
of our dead daughter.

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I-It had better be.
Get off your high horse,
Lone Ranger.

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I'm<i> you.</i>
<i> You</i> will go on to be<i> me.</i>

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Yeah why do you think
I'm horrified?

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I'd be fine walking by this
on the street.

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I might even
give it a dollar.

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"This" is where
you being "this" leads.

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<i> You're</i> not<i> my</i> fault.
<i> I'm yours.</i>

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You met me on my way
to save a very old,

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very real friend
after a lifetime of reality.

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I met you on your way
to a fairy tale

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at Blood Ridge.
Wait, you're saying
Blood Ridge goes bad.

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We have a Vietnam?
That's cool!

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Why am I saving a friend
that remembers me

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as this insufferable?

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BP, where the hell
are you going?

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Probably there.

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Damn.

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Wow, he's really taken
some drastic self inventory.

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What do you think
is down there?

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If I had to guess,
I'd say we're near the memories

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the Federation suppressed

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when they resurrected him
as a cyborg.
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He might be here to unseal them.
He was a Federation cyborg?

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That means there might
be some juicy intel down there.

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Ah, good idea. Let's split up,
and you go get it.

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What am I getting?
I-I can't hear you

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over the sound
of us spitting up!

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♪♪

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Bird Person: For all
your intelligence,

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you seem unable to know
where you are wanted.

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00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,014
Buddy, this is not
a safe way to work on yourself.

241
00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,950
At this point, I'd support you
joining Scientology.

242
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,285
I'll take the workshops
with you.

243
00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,819
I'll get in a sauna
with Travolta --

244
00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:15,954
I don't even care
what happens.
245
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,022
Let's get out of here.
Don't you get it?

246
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,357
I came here
to end it all.

247
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,693
I hope you didn't think
it'd be as easy as this.

248
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,962
I did not.

249
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,565
You were a good friend, Rick.
Goodbye.

250
00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:31,436
♪♪

251
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,771
Tammy?

252
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,306
Rick:<i> Bird Person!</i>

253
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,576
We gotta go.
Did you just see that?

254
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,177
Yep.
Not our biggest problem.

255
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,979
Young Rick: I take it
you found BP?

256
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,915
The dude just blew his mind,
and not in a cool way

257
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,249
like he went
to Blue Man Group.

258
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,784
Can we still get him out?
Maybe.

259
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,652
If you die in your friend's
brain, you die in real life.

260
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,254
We have until
his neural pathways erode.

261
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,524
Hold on.
I need something first.

262
00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,392
It's funny --

263
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,861
I always wondered who would win
if we ever fought.

264
00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,132
Then you were always
a bad friend.

265
00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,800
Your life isn't real,
and I didn't save it.

266
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,001
Take off
all your clothes.

267
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,669
I knew this was
how I'd die.

268
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:10,609
♪♪

269
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:16,481
♪♪

270
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,750
Whoa, oh!

271
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,155
Can we still get him out?
I think so.

272
00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:26,558
B-BP went that way,
so we just have to --

273
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,293
Find a different route.

274
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,629
We can make up distance
if we go deeper.

275
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,964
Well, where's that go?
Ugh.

276
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,498
That's the Battle
of Blood Ridge.

277
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,368
That's our Vietnam!
Your values are wrong!

278
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,872
This is the big show,
gentlemen and lady!

279
00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,874
Thank you!
We're dropping into Blood Ridge,

280
00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:44,543
one final chance to stop
the Federation offensive.

281
00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:45,878
If we lose here --

282
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,080
All aboard!
Hey don't mind us.

283
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,948
You guys are all
just a memory of war.

284
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,483
Don't tell them that!
They won't fight right.

285
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,020
I think it's best
if we ignore this.

286
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:08,367
♪♪

287
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:15,240
♪♪

288
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:23,982
♪♪

289
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,183
Whoops, nope.

290
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,920
Aw, this rules!
No, it doesn't!

291
00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,388
Neither does that!

292
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:36,461
♪♪

293
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,196
Why would you
not revisit this?

294
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,332
Oh, I don't know,
maybe, uh, the ending?

295
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:49,608
♪♪

296
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:58,750
♪♪

297
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,987
Yeah!
Best friendship ever!

298
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,828
So, the rest of our life is
just more of that, right?

299
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,764
T-T-That kicked ass!
Let's move.
300
00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,231
That set piece
won't stay put for long.

301
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,434
For real, that shit was cash.
Why would you not --

302
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:16,969
Memory Rick: Damn.
That shit was cash.

303
00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:18,903
Bird Person:
It was extremely bad ass.

304
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,773
The Battle of Blood Ridge
is over.

305
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,174
The Federation lost.

306
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,509
I am in your debt.
Come with me.

307
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,178
To somewhere...nearby?

308
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,912
Anywhere.
E-Everywhere.

309
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,248
Rick, I don't expect you
to keep fighting,

310
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,451
but this war is --
Far from over, I know.

311
00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,519
Dude, I share this
with almost nobody, but...

312
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,588
I could take you, right now,
to this same battlefield,
313
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,991
in a universe where we lost,
or another where we won,

314
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,993
or another where
the war never even happened.

315
00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:43,128
All equally real,
all equally unreal.

316
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,263
None of it matters.

317
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,731
Then why
did you help?

318
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,133
Because
I respect you.

319
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,268
And I wanted you
to know you could respect me.

320
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,070
Even though
nothing matters?

321
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:52,805
Okay.

322
00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:55,207
<i> You</i> matter -- to me.

323
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,210
Uh, the relationship
that we have...
I never used that word!

324
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,879
...is not worth my integrity
Oh, my God.

325
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,681
It's not a complicated
transaction, my man.

326
00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:04,749
"Would you like to join me doing
awesome shit that matters?"

327
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,951
"No, I would not. I would
rather be a judgmental dork."

328
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,021
Case closed.
Really no need to drag it out.

329
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:11,423
If you need me,
use the beacon.

330
00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,957
Yeah, I'm gonna use
that beacon a lot.

331
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,527
I hope -- hope
I don't wear it out.

332
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,299
Okay, got it.

333
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,568
It wasn't the battle
that went wrong.
Mm-hmm.

334
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,038
Why the are you risking
your life for that asshole?

335
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,105
Because you love him.

336
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,306
You do, maybe.
I don't.

337
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,307
Yeah, yeah.
You're real cool.

338
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,575
Now come help me
save his life

339
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,845
or off,
because I don't need you.

340
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,979
Tammy: Wow.

341
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,249
Does it ever get
any better than this?

342
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,651
No, Tammy.
Trust me, it does not.

343
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,388
Thank you for bringing me here.
It's so beautiful.

344
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,258
I got you,
you ungrateful piece of !

345
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,594
Rick, have you teamed up
with a memory of yourself?

346
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,730
I ask because
that would be deeply sad.

347
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:53,598
You don't get to tell anyone
what's sad, man.

348
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,467
You're like
a one-man Mount Sadmore.

349
00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,335
So I guess like
a Lincoln Sadmorial.

350
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,871
Seriously.
Time to go pal.

351
00:13:58,873 --> 00:14:00,805
The closer you get to
complete neurocognital failure,

352
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,408
the more canon-y bull
is gonna try to kill us.

353
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,411
Is this a bad time to reveal
I'm an undercover officer?

354
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,280
Everyone knows.
You're dead.

355
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,282
Fine.

356
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,484
Well, you're lucky
my fiancé remembers me as kind.

357
00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:15,153
Eat my ass, BP. You're down
here bailing on the rest of us

358
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,021
because you don't want
to process your grief and shame

359
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,824
like a normal person by drinking
and mistreating strangers.

360
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,027
No, Rick, it is you
who must nibble my cloaca,

361
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,296
or "bird asshole."

362
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,098
Everyone knows
what a cloaca is.

363
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,032
Sorry,
but we do not get to choose

364
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,568
the ones we love.
You got that right.

365
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,370
Why do you think
I'm still down here?

366
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,438
I died at my wedding,
Rick.

367
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,442
I am merely waiting
for it to take effect.

368
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,311
Are you gonna
tell him or what?
I was getting to it!

369
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,113
I bet she didn't even
tell you about the kid!

370
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,447
I am sorry?
About the what?

371
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,515
Was wondering
when you were gonna --

372
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,317
I think I'd know
if I had a kid.

373
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,919
You're a memory.
You know what he knows.

374
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:49,388
And he doesn't know because
an army of Brainalyzer protocols

375
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,390
walled off any memories
post-Phoenix Person.

376
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,726
Oh, my God.
Operation Blahblahblah!

377
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,394
Well, because I wouldn't
know the name of it.
378
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,663
Tammy,
if there were a child...

379
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,399
Their father would
be a terrorist.

380
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,537
They'd be a fugitive
or...contained.

381
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,272
Listen, if you won't
live for yourself,

382
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,474
live for the half-Bird Person,
half-Megabitch

383
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,945
that's eatin' worms
on a prison asteroid.

384
00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,212
I have made
a decision.

385
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,880
I would now
like to live.

386
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,549
Perfect timing.

387
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:24,356
♪♪

388
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,025
You drive.
Just always been cool,
I guess.

389
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:33,498
♪♪

390
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,100
Rick: The bridge is out!

391
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,435
Young Rick:
His mind is collapsing!

392
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,170
You thought we could take
the same route back?

393
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,172
You don't get to lecture me
about memory bull!

394
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,640
You've known about it
for all of half an hour!

395
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:43,842
Then don't
be an idiot!
This is your best friend?

396
00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:46,711
He is a complicated
individual.
Someone else drive!

397
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,246
BP, remember the night
Jerry caught us

398
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,381
peeing on his begonia patch,

399
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,049
and I used that gun
to erase his memory?

400
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,651
Vaguely.
Gotta hope vaguely works.

401
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,986
If I'm right,
you remembering that means

402
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,320
you also remember
the device.

403
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,189
Look for any memories
of my garage!
404
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,857
God.
I hope one's still up.

405
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,061
Aww! The night we met.
Gross!

406
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,729
On my workbench?
Squanchy used the --

407
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,398
That's what
some closets are for!

408
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,666
C'mon,
I'm really counting

409
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,534
on your attention
to detail here.

410
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,137
This is what you remember
from my lab?

411
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,139
You would prefer I keep mental
inventory

412
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,475
of your stuff?
Yes!

413
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,478
Rick Sanchez,
you're under arrest

414
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,747
for making me spend two years
in Earth high school!

415
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,349
Go! Go! Go!

416
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,684
We'll have to do

417
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:27,285
some creative memory shit
to get out of here.

418
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,953
The exit's when
we met at Birding Man

419
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,222
and did Senthol Diempathate.

420
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:32,691
Damn, a great time.
Exactly, it's too happy.

421
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,226
There won't be a clean path
to get there.

422
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,760
We'll need to build one
with memories of mine

423
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,961
and lily-pad
our way up.

424
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,497
Wh-What related memories
do we share

425
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,032
heavy on anger
and sadness?

426
00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:41,366
Geardude's funeral?

427
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,368
Oh, that<i> was</i> sad.

428
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,641
♪♪

429
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:54,913
<i> Patris et Filii,</i>
<i> Gearitus Sanctis</i> --

430
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:56,381
They're memories.
Just run them over.
431
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,582
They're not real!
Hey!

432
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,851
Wait, is that Gearhead?

433
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,452
We were freedom fighters
with his older brother.

434
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,854
Hugely important
context.

435
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,857
You thought we hung out
with him for fun?

436
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,391
We need one more bridge
to the festival.

437
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,393
What's here?
People in suits.

438
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,129
Sad catered lunch.
Newly single widows.

439
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,464
Something
performance based?

440
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,533
Squanchy's very
distasteful eulogy.

441
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,735
Squanchy's terrible
standup phase.

442
00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,537
That's it!

443
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,206
Down that way!

444
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,941
So you know when
you're squanching,

445
00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,477
and she just
gets<i> real</i> in there,

446
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,080
y'know that real nasty squanch?

447
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,948
♪♪

448
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,015
Who are you --
What is --

449
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,417
Oh, my God.
I'm a memory!

450
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,286
We just sat through
all that standup for nothing!

451
00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:37,355
Almost out!

452
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,491
Okay, listen everybody.
My name's Rick.

453
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,094
This is my new friend
Bird Man and his friends.

454
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,295
We all just met
at this festival,

455
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,898
and we're so high,
we formed a band!

456
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:54,773
♪♪

457
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:58,377
As if I'd<i> ever</i>
let you escape me.
458
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,044
Eh, living's overrated.

459
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,045
Hey!

460
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,915
Young Rick: Remember me!

461
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,049
No,
We were even!

462
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,319
You got a pretty cool
memory of me.

463
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:14,126
♪♪

464
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:17,061
Go-time, pal.
Might be time to do the thing.

465
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,663
♪♪

466
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,998
I'm sorry
for killing you

467
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,135
and turning you into a cyborg,
apparently.

468
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,336
I really did
love you.

469
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,938
I loved you, too.

470
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,473
Goodbye, Tamantha.

471
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,209
Come on, man.
I feel ridiculous!
472
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,677
Thank you
for not giving up on me.

473
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,280
Great. You can pay me back
literally right now.

474
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:40,953
♪♪

475
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:44,289
Holy Wow. Holy
We almost didn't make it.

476
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,625
Jesus That was close.
That was insane.

477
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,494
Oh, my God.
That thing with the thing!

478
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,895
Thank you, Rick.
Wait, wait, wait.

479
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,698
Lemme hop back over
to my body.

480
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,305
We're back, baby!

481
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,974
Rick and Bird Person,
a hundred years!

482
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:05,177
Whaddya think, tie this one off
by tying one on?
Not tonight.

483
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:06,578
I have, as you say,

484
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,313
"parenting shit"
to deal with.

485
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,182
Right, yeah.
Welcome to the club.

486
00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:11,449
Don't, uh...
Don't clone it

487
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,651
and send one of the two
into space --

488
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,186
I guess they really
hate that.

489
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:16,388
Whup, I think Memory Rick
ditched Evil Tammy

490
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,922
and snuck back
over into my brain.

491
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,659
I have a pubescent memory
of my older self in my closet.

492
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,461
Gotta deal with that --
That could get ugly.

493
00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,663
Rick, I do not like
to pull threads.

494
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,732
it is a disruptive
and feline activity.

495
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,134
But I must ask.
It's fine.
You don't have to --

496
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,203
Was there really a second

497
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,871
in there where
you knew about my child,
498
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:35,273
but chose not to inform me
on the chance I might then

499
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,343
grow too busy child rearing
to hang out?

500
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,611
Oh. Uh...

501
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,279
Weird way to thank me
for discovering your kid.

502
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,882
You did not know of the child
when you came to rescue me,

503
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,218
and once aware,
refrained from sharing

504
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,954
until necessary
to save yourself.

505
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,889
Fair enough.

506
00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:53,359
I will see you
when I see you.

507
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:59,364
AI Voice:<i> What?</i>
<i> What is this guy doing?</i>

508
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,765
W-Wait, what?
But you said --

509
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,368
<i> Get out of here, weirdo!</i>

510
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,837
<i> What a weird stranger.</i>

511
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:06,905
<i> Huh,</i>
<i> what a random thing to happen,</i>

512
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:10,642
<i> this guy coming up here with</i>
<i> all his energy storage devices.</i>

513
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:14,312
<i> Disloyalty acknowledged.</i>

514
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,114
Nah, I get it.

515
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,582
Babysitter: Just babysitting.

516
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,851
That and modelling
my new pantyhose

517
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:20,785
in plain view
of the living room.

518
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,521
Honestly the kid could
come watch. I'd welcome it.

519
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:25,657
This cultural time period's
cool like that, y'know?

520
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:31,864
It's -- It's -- It's --
It's not what it looks like!

521
00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:33,665
It looks like
you propagated yourself

522
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,333
from BP's subconscious
to mine

523
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,135
to try to live
as a sentient memory.

524
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,670
Fair enough!

525
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,672
You don't have to be an enemy
just because you exist.

526
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,741
I did assume you'd hate me
for trying to live.

527
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,743
You've got this wild callousness
thing going on.

528
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,144
Yeah, you're young.
C'mon.

529
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,812
Let's bring you to life
and get a beer.

530
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,282
Does being real
mean I eventually become you?

531
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,750
I assume, yeah.

532
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,819
Maybe you can just
remember us getting a beer?

533
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:59,591
♪♪

534
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,798
♪♪

535
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,938
♪♪

536
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,713
♪♪

537
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,128
Hey!

538
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:39,464
Oh,

539
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,799
Jesus Christ.

540
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,134
You ever think putting
the violent ones

541
00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:43,936
in the same place
might be counter-productive?

542
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,337
They don't pay us
to think, Phil.

543
00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:46,871
No you're right, sorry.

544
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,345
Did you get any of that?

544
00:21:54,305 --> 00:22:54,604
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