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Hey, Dad, you think maybe we
could go to Build-A-Bear today?

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Butters, for the last time,
you can't go to Build-A-Bear.

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But they said they were
open again, so I...

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Yes, they're open, but we
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and we do not go to
non-essential businesses

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when it's non-essential!

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Hey, do you people mind?!

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You're supposed to wear
your mask over your nose.

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Looks like you're wearing
a diaper for your chin.

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Chin diapers don't help.

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What the?

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What's going on now?!

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Something at the town square!
Everyone's gathering!

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Well, are we protesting,
or are we rioting?

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No, no. It's something to do
with the pandemic!

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Something big's going on.

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Stay here, Butters.

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Hey, everybody.
Can everyone hear me okay?

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Thanks for turning out,
everyone.

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You know, we've all been through
a lot these past several months.

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We've shut down, and people
have lost their businesses,

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lost their livelihoods.

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I also own a small business.

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I sell weed.

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And I have to say I...

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I'm actually doing pretty good.

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Amazing, really.

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Tegridy Farms' weed has seen
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since the shutdown in March.

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I see Thomas Turner out there.

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Thomas opened a restaurant
in SoDoSoPa.

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Doesn't seem like such a good
idea now, does it, Turner?

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And there's Marley Jarvis,

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who owned and operated
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Whoops.

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But I can't just stand here
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because Tegridy Weed
is about giving back to people.

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And that's why I'm very proud
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that Tegridy Weed is having
a Pandemic Special!

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An all-new hybrid
of our best weed

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sold at nearly 10% off
our usual price.

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Not only that, but when you buy
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of the Pandemic Special,

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you get a complimentary
Pandemic 2020 bong.

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We are a community.

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Let's all be together
with Tegridy.

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I think people
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What do you think?

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A Pandemic Special, Randy?
Really?

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What?

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People are hurting.

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People are dying, Randy.

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And all you can think about
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I'm doing something positive
to try and help.

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People really need this
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You are a child, Randy!

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These are very serious times,
and nobody wants

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or cares about your
stupid special right now!

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We'll see if they
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Wow!

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♪ Another day inside,
don't have to do a thing ♪

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♪ I love you,
social distancing ♪

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♪ No one's around,
no one's talking to me ♪

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♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪

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♪ Don't have to brush my teeth
or shower ♪

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For what?

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♪ I can sit on the toilet
for hours ♪

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As long as I want!

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♪ 'Cause no one's saying to me ♪

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♪ You kids should get outside
and do something ♪

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Oh! 9:00 a.m. Time for school!

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Good morning, guys.

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Everyone ready to start school?

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- Good morning!
- Hi!

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Hello! - I'm... I'm here!

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Okay, I think we're all here.

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I see Jimmy and Clyde
are on now.

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Eric, are you there?

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Yes, Teacher, I'm here!

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I can't wait to start
schoo... schoo...

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Schoo... eh... eh...

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Oh, no, Eric, I think your
computer is freezing up again.

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Oh, no. Really?
Can you guys hear me?

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I just said... Eh.

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Eh. Eh. Eh.

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Eric, you'll just have to
listen again, okay?

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Best you can.
So let's start today, guys,

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by going over yesterday's
grammar examples.

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Wendy, can you read
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♪ I'm cut off from the world ♪

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♪ Isolated, alone ♪

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♪ This is what I call
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♪ No one can touch me
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♪ Social distancing ♪

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Eric, aren't you supposed to
be on your Zoom call?

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♪ Stay away from me, Mom, yeah ♪

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♪ You got to keep
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♪ 'Cause all I'm gonna do
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♪ About how much I love you
and I need you ♪

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♪ Social distancing ♪

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Sweetie, I know these
are challenging times.

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♪ Yeah, social distancing, Mom ♪

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But we all still have to
try and do our work.

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Computer keeps freezing, Mom.

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Maybe if you were
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we could afford faster Internet.

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I at least need you to get some
of your homework done, okay?
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And then m-maybe take a shower.

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Oh, what a folly a shower seems

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when my generation is
being denied their lives!

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I can't see my friends.
I can't even go to school.

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How I miss Kyle.
Heh heh heh heh.

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Sweetie, it's all
going to be over soon.

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They're actually talking
about school opening up again

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in a few days!

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What the fuck
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There's going to be
a big meeting.

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Sounds like they're trying to
get you kids back to school!

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We can't go back to school.
There's a fucking pandemic!

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But they're talking about
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They can't do that!

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Eric, you're going to be able

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to be with all
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Oh, no, I see! There's all
this horrible stuff going on

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in the world, but apparently
Cartman's life doesn't matter!

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- Eric, you can't...
- Ahp! Get back! Get back!

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Six feet, Mom! Six fucking feet!

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Okay. Thank you very much!

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Hope you enjoy
the Pandemic Special!

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Hi! You here for the special?
Here you go.

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How was school, Stanley?

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It's not school.
It's a frickin' joke.

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We're not even
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I know this has all been
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Do you want to talk about it?

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No. I'm fine, Mom.
You know, I'm strong.

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I'm just worried about
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weaker kids like...
You know, like Butters.

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Yeah. Well, it's nice
you care about your friend.

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But if you need to talk...

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I know this is really hard
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Well, that's it, guys.

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We have run out of weed
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Oh, hang on. Sorry.
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the Pandemic Special
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I wasn't saying
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I was saying maybe that's not
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Oh, come on. Think about it.

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Do you even know anyone
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Yes! My brother Jimbo,
who is in the hospital!

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Yeah. Uncle Jimbo.

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Jimbo's a fat alcoholic
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All I'm saying
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some dirty virus from "China"

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completely upend our lives
and shut us down!

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Please do not quote the
President in front of our child!

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Sharon, I went to China.
Remember? Last season?

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I went there to sell our weed,
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with Disney and Mickey Mouse.
You remember all that?

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I know what China's like.

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Doesn't surprise me
all this shit came from there.

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We're going
back to school!
What?

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They're gonna let us
go back to school!

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The Park County
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an all-parent meeting tomorrow,
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that students can return
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Oh, that's great!

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Oh, I don't know
if this is a good idea.

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The openings
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that scientists are getting
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of the COVID pandemic.

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Y-Yes, we've been able
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and confirm that it did,
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a seedy part of China.

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Ha! Told ya!

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And, in fact,
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to a certain bat in Wuhan.

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A bat in Wuhan?

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What we still
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how did a transmitted disease
get from a bat to a human?

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How can a virus jump
species like that?

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We just don't know.

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Hello.

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Oh! Oh, hey!

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You could use
some tegridy, China!

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- Here's to China! Ha ha!
- To China!

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Boy, you sure know
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Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!

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She is so hot!

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I think that's a bat.

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Yeah! It's a bat!

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It's a mouse with wings!

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Hey, Mick? Where'd ya go?

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Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!

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- Ohh!
- Ha ha!

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Randy, you gotta try it!
Go ahead. Take a turn.

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Ohh-oh-oh-oh!

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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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If they're
letting us go back to school,

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then soon we can
get back to everything.

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I mean, doesn't this mean
things are finally

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going back to normal? Dad?

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I gotta go!

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Then sell fucking Epcot Center!

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If we can't get people
on the rides,

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then sell the fucking thing!

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No, no, no!
I said more "Mandalorian"!

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Jesus Christ!
We're fucking dying here!

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What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.

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Hey. It's Randy Marsh.
From... From Tegridy Farms?

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What do you want, Marsh?!
I'm in the fucking weeds here!

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Look. Um... Do you remember

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when we fucked that bat
in Wuhan?

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I've fucked a lot of bats!

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Well, I've only fucked one!
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I remember... right after,
I got really sick,

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and this was all back
in October.

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Jesus Christ, you fucker!
You started all this!

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You told me to fuck the bat!

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You didn't quarantine yourself
after you got home?!

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Nobody knew anything about COVID
when I fucked the bat!

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I thought I just came back
from China with the flu!

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Look. We can't let scientists
find that bat.

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My wife is crazy.

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If she finds out
I started the pandemic,

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she's gonna be
a total bitch about it.

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Dude, you are not
gonna believe this.

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What are you doing here?

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Is your dad home, Kyle?
We need to talk to a lawyer.

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- Mr. Broflovski?!
- Dude, get outta my house!

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If you wanna talk,
we can go outside!

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They're gonna try and
make us go back to school.

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Dude, you could be
spreading germs!

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Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.

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They want us
to go back to school!

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- So?!
- "So?" What the fuck?

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You really wanna go back
to that slavery?!

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I want an education!

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I want to be able to compete
for a job when I'm older.

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You crazy, psychotic...
Kyle, we need to get a lawyer

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to stop the schools
from forcing us back.

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Now, whatever your
messed-up beliefs are

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about wanting to go to school...

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You really wanna spend
the next year on Zoom?

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You don't have to be on Zoom.

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There's a million ways
around it!

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Mark my words, Kyle. First,
they'll force us back to school,

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then they'll take
social distancing away
from us completely,

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and I'll be out of my room
having to hang out with you!

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You're out of your room
hanging out with me now.

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Oh, my God.
They won't get away with this!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Hey! Excuse me!

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Y-You're Randy Marsh, right?

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Uh... m-maybe.

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Yeah. Look, man. I just
wanna say thanks. You know?

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The Pandemic Special
is really amazing.

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Oh, yeah. Cool. Thank you.

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No, no, listen.
You... You're awesome.

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All this horrible stuff
going on, and...

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well, you come along
and try to fight it!

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Okay. Thanks.

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Y-You see, I...

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I lost my wife. To the virus.

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My kids, I... I don't even know
how to talk to them.
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You know? Just...

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Just thank God for
your Pandemic Special.

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Thank God.

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It's a great special.
It really is.

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- Okay.
- No, it's an awesome special.

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A-And it was a great idea
to do a special.

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Okay, okay! Just stop!

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♪♪

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M'kay, welcome, parents,
to this all-school town meeting

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to talk about
how we're gonna get your kids

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back into the classroom.

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Can everyone hear me m'kay?

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M'kay, well, parents, we've made

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some amazing adjustments
and hirings, m'kay.
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We believe we can welcome
students back on Monday. M'kay?

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How are you going to do this?

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Yeah, what happens when
my son is sitting in a room

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with Craig Tucker, whose father

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doesn't even wear
a mask outside?

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Oh, here we fucking go again!
Stop mask shaming, Stotch!

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Well, it's really not a mask
if you wear it

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down around your chin.
That's a chin diaper.

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There's no real proof
that a mask

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even fucking does anything!

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Spoken like a true redneck!

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Oh, fuck you!

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M'kay, m'kay, everyone! Alright!

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That's not fair!

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M'kay!

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I just muted everybody! M'kay?

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Now, if we don't get along,

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I'll just sit here
with you all on mute.

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M'kay.
Now, let's try this again.

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I saw Wendy's mother
not wearing a mask

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in the changing room at Ross.

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The fuck are you doing

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spying on me
in the changing room?!

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I was at Ross!

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M'kay! Boom! You're all muted!

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M'kay? I can do this all day!

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Now, we've made changes
at the school,

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and we feel prepared
to welcome your students back.

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Mr. Donovan.
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I don't care what changes
you've made.

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My son Clyde is not
going to class!

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And that is your prerogative.
Mute!

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M'kay. Mrs. Marsh.

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I thought that the issue was
the teachers not coming back.

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That is correct.

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Our teaching staff
does not feel safe to return.

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But... we have hired
all new teachers. M'kay.

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These are people who have
recently lost their jobs

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due to recent events
and are desperate for work.

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M'kay. So they'll do
just about anything.

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What new teachers?

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♪♪

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Alright, men!

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As you all know,
due to recent events

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totally beyond our control, we
have lost most of our funding.

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00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:41,940
But this new venture
will be great,

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00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:46,778
and I know we will all thrive
as elementary schoolteachers.

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This might be
our last chance at a job,

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so I don't want
any unnecessary deaths.

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Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths!

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And let's show this town just
what great leaders we can be.

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This is gonna be great.

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All over South Park
this morning,

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children are getting ready
for their first day of class.

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And as they do, scientists say

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they're closer
to finding a vaccine.
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Oh, cool! Turn it up!

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Tom, I'm standing
in front of the newly built

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viral research center where
scientists say they have found

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the animal which started
the coronavirus.

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00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:24,682
The creature
was located in China

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and then flown
to the facility here

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where scientists are
studying it thoroughly.

357
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,622
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa!
W-What are you guys doing?!

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00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:32,357
They think they're
about to find a vaccine.

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00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,826
Yes, now that we have the
animal in our possession,

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we'll finally be able
to unlock what caused a virus

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to jump from it to humans.

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Does it matter
what started coronavirus?!

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Who cares what started
coronavirus?!

364
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,602
You guys are being racist!

365
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,337
We don't need to watch this!
Where's the remote?

366
00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:47,672
This is...
This is racist television,

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00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,940
and we're not gonna watch it!

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00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:51,176
- I want to hear this, Randy!
- No!

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00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,044
No. You know what?
You guys are horrible!

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00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,479
Just... Just stop it right now!

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00:15:54,503 --> 00:15:56,181
You traced the virus to Wuhan,

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00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,816
but what you found was not
a bat. Is that correct?

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00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,219
No, no, the virus
did not come from a bat.

374
00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,888
You guys... What? What'd he say?

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We were able to break down
the virus enough

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to see there was actually
no bat involved.
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No bat involved.
No bat involved!

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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪

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00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,333
♪ It wasn't a bat,
it wasn't a bat ♪

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00:16:15,357 --> 00:16:17,836
♪ It wasn't a bat,
in your face! ♪

381
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,839
♪ In your face,
it wasn't a bat ♪

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00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,708
When we tracked the virus,
we found it did originate

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in Wuhan, but from a species
called pholidota.

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00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:29,647
And what exactly is pholidota?

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00:16:29,671 --> 00:16:32,383
It's a pangolin. And
here it is right over here.

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00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:36,387
- What's a pangolin, Mom?
- I'm not even sure.

387
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,223
Do you know what
a pangolin is, Randy?

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00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,758
Randy?

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00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,061
Do you know what
a pangolin is, Dad?

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♪♪

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00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:47,899
Ha ha! Ha ha!

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00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,401
Dude, I still can't believe
you fucked that bat.

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00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:51,836
Ha ha!

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00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,838
- Okay, okay. Shh!
- Ha ha!

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00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,074
You really let her
have it! Oh, boy!

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00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,710
Okay! I don't wanna think
about that right now, Mickey.

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00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:00,411
I'm just impressed, that's all.

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00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,514
I mean, if you can
handle a bat, then...

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00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:03,882
Then what?

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00:17:03,906 --> 00:17:05,450
You ever have sex
with a pangolin?

401
00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:06,918
What the fuck is a pangolin?

402
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:12,090
Ha ha! Ha whoa! Ho ho!

403
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,650
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:17,686
Shit!
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00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:26,938
♪♪

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00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,498
Alright, children,
welcome back to class.

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00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:33,044
I'm your new teacher,
Detective Harris,

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00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,480
and this is our homeroom
teacher's assistant,

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00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:36,948
Officer Johnston.

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00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,050
Let's start the day off
with some math.

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00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:42,053
Does anyone understand math?

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00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:45,490
Who would like to lead
the class with some math?

413
00:17:52,087 --> 00:17:54,666
Pandemic! There's a pandemic!
You can't make me go to school!

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00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,402
You can't... Arghh! Aaaghh!
No, no, no!

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00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,003
Oh, no, no! You can't make me!

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00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:01,072
I don't know
if I can do this, Mitch.

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00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:03,675
I fucking hate kids.
I can't be a teacher.

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00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,477
It's all we got, sir.
Let me try.

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00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,581
Kids! Alright! Come on!
Let's settle down!

420
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:12,116
Now we're gonna do some
fingerpaints. You got that?

421
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:16,354
You're gonna fingerpaint...
"a marsupial of your choice

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00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,290
or a fun thing you did
over the summer."

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00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:21,025
You can't make us stay here!

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00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:23,361
This is a violation of our
freedom! Who's with me, guys?!

425
00:18:23,385 --> 00:18:26,130
Now, listen! We're gonna start
fingerpaintin' right now!

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00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:28,600
Oh, my God! I forgot how much it
sucks to be around everybody!

427
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,035
I think I'm gonna be sick!
All over Kyle!

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00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:33,037
Bluggggh!

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00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,339
Fuck you!

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00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,544
That's enough!

431
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:47,543
Got 'im!

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00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:52,230
♪♪

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00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,437
And here it is.

434
00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:02,306
This is the pangolin
we tracked down in China,

435
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,276
the animal that could
lead us to a vaccine.

436
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,211
The mysteries of COVID
can be unlocked

437
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:09,614
by our studies of this creature.

438
00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:12,049
I'll just ask you all
to keep a good distance away.

439
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:15,477
Obviously we can't let anything
happen to this pangolin.

440
00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:20,124
You see, this pangolin's DNA
has mutated,

441
00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:22,560
which is what we believe
started it all.

442
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,629
The pangolin has mutated how?

443
00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:26,264
We're not completely sure,

444
00:19:26,288 --> 00:19:29,567
but we believe now
that something somehow...

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00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:33,228
got its DNA
up into the pangolin.

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00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:36,474
How exactly could that happen?

447
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:38,676
Well, i-it's almost like
another creature

448
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:43,848
somehow inserted its DNA
up into the pangolin.

449
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,616
Perhaps some other species

450
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,151
somehow mated with the pangolin?

451
00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:49,187
Oh, come on! What kind of animal

452
00:19:49,211 --> 00:19:50,688
would have sex with a pangolin?

453
00:19:50,712 --> 00:19:52,790
Yeah!
Look how ugly that thing is!

454
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,292
Yeah. Yeah!

455
00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:56,160
Okay. Okay.

456
00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:58,362
Again, what really matters
is that we decode

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00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:00,498
the foreign DNA
inside the pangolin.

458
00:20:00,522 --> 00:20:03,968
That would be the key to
a vaccine, perhaps even a cure.

459
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:06,304
We have to know
what raped the pangolin.

460
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,973
Oh. So now it was "rape."

461
00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:11,709
Excuse me, sir. Who are you?

462
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,779
This tour is for scientists
that specialize in pandemics.

463
00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:17,048
Are you...
a pandemic specialist?

464
00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:20,575
Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist.
I'm making one right now.

465
00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:26,023
O-kay. Anyway, if you all follow
me now to the micro labs,

466
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,892
I can show you
the containment system

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00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:30,895
for once a vaccine
is able to be tried.

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00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:35,466
♪♪

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00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:43,074
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00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:47,145
M'kay. M'kay, parents?

471
00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:49,347
Can everyone hear me m'kay?

472
00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:51,249
Everyone listen up.

473
00:20:51,273 --> 00:20:53,684
We don't want anyone
to panic, m'kay,

474
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,054
but there has been a COVID
exposure here at the school.

475
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,992
M'kay. One of our fourth graders

476
00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:04,662
was taken to the hospital
a couple hours ago, m'kay?

477
00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:07,665
But we... we think
Token's gonna be okay.

478
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:10,968
Now, due to county protocol,
everyone that was in the school

479
00:21:10,992 --> 00:21:13,704
now has to quarantine
for two weeks.

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00:21:13,728 --> 00:21:16,274
So we will be
keeping your kids here,

481
00:21:16,298 --> 00:21:18,409
and the teachers
will be staying with them.

482
00:21:21,803 --> 00:21:23,981
Alright, students, shut up.

483
00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:26,617
I know this situation
is not ideal,

484
00:21:26,641 --> 00:21:29,854
but we all have to quarantine
together for two weeks.

485
00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,456
This is bullshit!

486
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,691
You don't want to infect
your families, do you?

487
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:36,094
You were all exposed
to a student here
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00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:38,529
who was taken to the hospital
due to COVID.

489
00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:40,064
Yes?

490
00:21:40,088 --> 00:21:41,799
Uh, we were there,
and Token was actually

491
00:21:41,823 --> 00:21:44,626
taken to the hospital
because you guys shot him.

492
00:21:45,794 --> 00:21:47,739
Yes, due to COVID.

493
00:21:47,763 --> 00:21:49,941
If it weren't for COVID,
all the previous teachers

494
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:51,409
would have still been here,

495
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:52,777
we wouldn't have been
in the class,

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00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:54,779
and nobody
would have gotten shot.

497
00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:57,315
Therefore the young man is
in the hospital due to COVID.

498
00:21:57,339 --> 00:21:59,217
It was COVID-related.

499
00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:01,385
That doesn't make any sense!

500
00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:04,422
And scientists are asking
all South Park County residents

501
00:22:04,446 --> 00:22:06,724
to keep an eye out
for the creature.

502
00:22:06,748 --> 00:22:08,326
Once again, the pangolin

503
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,461
escaped from the facility
yesterday,

504
00:22:10,485 --> 00:22:12,997
and many people
are fearing the worst.

505
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:14,499
Scientists say that even though

506
00:22:14,523 --> 00:22:16,434
they have samples
from the pangolin,

507
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:19,470
they now don't have
what they need for a vaccine.

508
00:22:19,494 --> 00:22:23,007
Yes, you see, what we needed
was the foreign DNA

509
00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:25,343
that was up inside the pangolin.

510
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:29,680
It's whatever that DNA was
that was our key to a cure.

511
00:22:29,704 --> 00:22:33,985
Hello?! Anyone home?!

512
00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:38,356
♪♪

513
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:41,092
Got a delivery here.
Needs a signature.

514
00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:42,994
Oh, okay.

515
00:22:43,018 --> 00:22:44,595
Oh, h-hey. If you're
gonna come any closer,

516
00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:47,932
would you mind wearing
a, you know, chin diaper?

517
00:22:47,956 --> 00:22:49,958
Oh. Sorry.

518
00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:54,472
Here you go.
Just sign right there.

519
00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:56,808
Have a nice day.

520
00:22:56,832 --> 00:23:00,611
Oh, and, hey. I'm really
loving the Pandemic Special.

521
00:23:00,635 --> 00:23:03,147
Yeah, thanks.

522
00:23:03,171 --> 00:23:07,051
♪♪

523
00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:13,348
♪♪

524
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,862
Why did you send that to me?

525
00:23:17,886 --> 00:23:20,732
Ha ha! Because you're
a dead man, Marsh!

526
00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:24,202
It's your DNA that they need
for a vaccine! Ha ha!

527
00:23:24,226 --> 00:23:26,370
Yeah, I know, but I can't
just turn myself in!

528
00:23:26,394 --> 00:23:28,639
This isn't personal, Marsh.
It's business.

529
00:23:28,663 --> 00:23:31,976
I'm having you killed, then
secretly we'll send your DNA

530
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,245
to the scientists
for the vaccine. Ha ha.

531
00:23:34,269 --> 00:23:36,247
This is all your fault,
Mickey Mouse!

532
00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:38,182
You made the deal with the devil

533
00:23:38,206 --> 00:23:40,551
when you sold your
"Mulan" shit to China!

534
00:23:40,575 --> 00:23:43,721
And then you took me out and
sold me on how great China was

535
00:23:43,745 --> 00:23:45,823
and how we should all
suck their dick!

536
00:23:45,847 --> 00:23:50,428
You made me lose my tegridy and
anything special that I had...

537
00:23:50,452 --> 00:23:53,164
Special. Wait a minute.

538
00:23:53,188 --> 00:23:54,599
That's it.

539
00:23:54,623 --> 00:23:56,000
What's it? Ha ha.

540
00:23:56,024 --> 00:23:58,603
The special.
The Pandemic Special!

541
00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:01,172
That's how we can get
my DNA into people!

542
00:24:01,196 --> 00:24:03,207
We can vaccinate them
without them even knowing!

543
00:24:03,231 --> 00:24:04,842
What are you talking about?

544
00:24:04,866 --> 00:24:06,844
Just give me a couple more days
before you have me killed.

545
00:24:06,868 --> 00:24:10,305
I-I think I know
a way out of this.

546
00:24:33,462 --> 00:24:36,331
♪♪

547
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,410
Randy?

548
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:41,612
Shh! Hey, Jimbo.

549
00:24:41,636 --> 00:24:43,381
W-What are you...?

550
00:24:43,405 --> 00:24:46,708
It's okay, Jimbo. I think
I might have a cure for COVID.

551
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,716
You're just gonna
have to trust me, okay?

552
00:25:01,189 --> 00:25:02,433
Unh.

553
00:25:03,692 --> 00:25:05,293
Ohhhhhhh.

554
00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,244
- Uh... Uh...
- Shh!

555
00:25:13,268 --> 00:25:15,613
This is gonna be great.
- No, uh...

556
00:25:15,637 --> 00:25:17,782
It's okay. It's okay.
Just breathe.

557
00:25:17,806 --> 00:25:19,083
Br-e-e-e-eathe.

558
00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:20,852
It's okay.

559
00:25:20,876 --> 00:25:22,244
It's okay. Breathe.

560
00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:38,002
We miss ya, honey!

561
00:25:38,026 --> 00:25:40,328
We can't wait for
quarantine to be over! Heh.

562
00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:51,182
Group 4! Your meal is over!

563
00:25:51,206 --> 00:25:53,175
Back to your class!

564
00:25:55,977 --> 00:25:58,956
Alright.
Group 5, it's now mealtime!

565
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:01,583
Come in but keep
your social distance!

566
00:26:02,751 --> 00:26:06,955
Yeah, that's good social
distancing. Real good.

567
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:11,969
March 16th! It was March 16th!

568
00:26:11,993 --> 00:26:14,138
That's how long it's been!

569
00:26:14,162 --> 00:26:15,740
It was supposed to be a party!

570
00:26:15,764 --> 00:26:17,975
A big, happy gathering
at Build-A-Bear

571
00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:21,345
to celebrate me being
a big boy at the dentist!
572
00:26:21,369 --> 00:26:23,247
Then they shut it all down.

573
00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:25,316
They said I'd have to wait
until April.

574
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,019
And then it was May. And then
they said wait until summer!

575
00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:30,188
It's fucking October now!

576
00:26:30,212 --> 00:26:32,090
Why doesn't anyone
tell me the truth?!

577
00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:33,858
That I'm never going
to Build-A-Bear!

578
00:26:33,882 --> 00:26:36,227
That I'm never going ever again!

579
00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:37,962
Butters, Butters,
you gotta calm down.

580
00:26:37,986 --> 00:26:39,564
I'm never going
to Build-A-Bear, am I?!

581
00:26:39,588 --> 00:26:42,233
Oh, hey, Teachers.
Sorry. W-Wait. I'm sorry.

582
00:26:42,257 --> 00:26:45,894
I don't need to go
to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?

583
00:26:49,288 --> 00:26:52,668
♪♪

584
00:26:58,397 --> 00:26:59,875
And here it is.

585
00:26:59,899 --> 00:27:02,744
This is the pangolin
we tracked down in China,
586
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:05,714
the animal that could
lead us to a vaccine.

587
00:27:05,738 --> 00:27:07,649
The mysteries of COVID
can be unlocked

588
00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:10,052
by our studies of this creature.

589
00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:12,487
I'll just ask you all
to keep a good distance away.

590
00:27:12,511 --> 00:27:15,915
Obviously we can't let anything
happen to this pangolin.

591
00:27:17,884 --> 00:27:20,562
You see, this pangolin's DNA
has mutated,

592
00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,998
which is what we believe
started it all.

593
00:27:23,022 --> 00:27:25,067
The pangolin has mutated how?

594
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:26,702
We're not completely sure,

595
00:27:26,726 --> 00:27:30,005
but we believe now
that something somehow...

596
00:27:30,029 --> 00:27:33,666
got its DNA
up into the pangolin.

597
00:27:35,134 --> 00:27:36,912
How exactly could that happen?

598
00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:39,114
Well, i-it's almost like
another creature

599
00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:44,286
somehow inserted its DNA
up into the pangolin.

600
00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,054
Perhaps some other species

601
00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:47,589
somehow mated with the pangolin?

602
00:27:47,613 --> 00:27:49,625
Oh, come on! What kind of animal

603
00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,126
would have sex with a pangolin?

604
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:53,228
Yeah!
Look how ugly that thing is!

605
00:27:53,252 --> 00:27:54,730
Yeah. Yeah!

606
00:27:54,754 --> 00:27:56,598
Okay. Okay.

607
00:27:56,622 --> 00:27:58,800
Again, what really matters
is that we decode

608
00:27:58,824 --> 00:28:00,936
the foreign DNA
inside the pangolin.

609
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,406
That would be the key to
a vaccine, perhaps even a cure.

610
00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,742
We have to know
what raped the pangolin.

611
00:28:06,766 --> 00:28:09,411
Oh. So now it was "rape."

612
00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:12,147
Excuse me, sir. Who are you?

613
00:28:12,171 --> 00:28:15,217
This tour is for scientists
that specialize in pandemics.
614
00:28:15,241 --> 00:28:17,486
Are you...
a pandemic specialist?

615
00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:21,013
Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist.
I'm making one right now.

616
00:28:22,815 --> 00:28:26,461
O-kay. Anyway, if you all follow
me now to the micro labs,

617
00:28:26,485 --> 00:28:28,330
I can show you
the containment system

618
00:28:28,354 --> 00:28:31,333
for once a vaccine
is able to be tried.

619
00:28:31,357 --> 00:28:35,904
♪♪

620
00:28:45,204 --> 00:28:47,583
M'kay. M'kay, parents?

621
00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:49,785
Can everyone hear me m'kay?

622
00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:51,687
Everyone listen up.

623
00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:54,122
We don't want anyone
to panic, m'kay,

624
00:28:54,146 --> 00:28:57,492
but there has been a COVID
exposure here at the school.

625
00:28:59,218 --> 00:29:01,430
M'kay. One of our fourth graders

626
00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:05,100
was taken to the hospital
a couple hours ago, m'kay?

627
00:29:05,124 --> 00:29:08,103
But we... we think
Token's gonna be okay.

628
00:29:08,127 --> 00:29:11,406
Now, due to county protocol,
everyone that was in the school

629
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:14,142
now has to quarantine
for two weeks.

630
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,712
So we will be
keeping your kids here,

631
00:29:16,736 --> 00:29:18,847
and the teachers
will be staying with them.

632
00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:24,419
Alright, students, shut up.

633
00:29:24,443 --> 00:29:27,055
I know this situation
is not ideal,

634
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:30,292
but we all have to quarantine
together for two weeks.

635
00:29:30,316 --> 00:29:31,894
This is bullshit!

636
00:29:31,918 --> 00:29:34,129
You don't want to infect
your families, do you?

637
00:29:34,153 --> 00:29:36,532
You were all exposed
to a student here

638
00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,967
who was taken to the hospital
due to COVID.

639
00:29:38,991 --> 00:29:40,502
Yes?

640
00:29:40,526 --> 00:29:42,237
Uh, we were there,
and Token was actually
641
00:29:42,261 --> 00:29:45,064
taken to the hospital
because you guys shot him.

642
00:29:46,232 --> 00:29:48,177
Yes, due to COVID.

643
00:29:48,201 --> 00:29:50,379
If it weren't for COVID,
all the previous teachers

644
00:29:50,403 --> 00:29:51,847
would have still been here,

645
00:29:51,871 --> 00:29:53,215
we wouldn't have been
in the class,

646
00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:55,217
and nobody
would have gotten shot.

647
00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,753
Therefore the young man is
in the hospital due to COVID.

648
00:29:57,777 --> 00:29:59,655
It was COVID-related.

649
00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:01,823
That doesn't make any sense!

650
00:30:01,847 --> 00:30:04,860
And scientists are asking
all South Park County residents

651
00:30:04,884 --> 00:30:07,162
to keep an eye out
for the creature.

652
00:30:07,186 --> 00:30:08,764
Once again, the pangolin

653
00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:10,899
escaped from the facility
yesterday,

654
00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:13,435
and many people
are fearing the worst.
655
00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:14,937
Scientists say that even though

656
00:30:14,961 --> 00:30:16,872
they have samples
from the pangolin,

657
00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:19,908
they now don't have
what they need for a vaccine.

658
00:30:19,932 --> 00:30:23,445
Yes, you see, what we needed
was the foreign DNA

659
00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:25,781
that was up inside the pangolin.

660
00:30:25,805 --> 00:30:30,118
It's whatever that DNA was
that was our key to a cure.

661
00:30:30,142 --> 00:30:34,423
Hello?! Anyone home?!

662
00:30:34,447 --> 00:30:38,794
♪♪

663
00:30:38,818 --> 00:30:41,530
Got a delivery here.
Needs a signature.

664
00:30:41,554 --> 00:30:43,432
Oh, okay.

665
00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:45,033
Oh, h-hey. If you're
gonna come any closer,

666
00:30:45,057 --> 00:30:48,370
would you mind wearing
a, you know, chin diaper?

667
00:30:48,394 --> 00:30:50,396
Oh. Sorry.

668
00:30:52,231 --> 00:30:54,910
Here you go.
Just sign right there.
669
00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:57,246
Have a nice day.

670
00:30:57,270 --> 00:31:01,049
Oh, and, hey. I'm really
loving the Pandemic Special.

671
00:31:01,073 --> 00:31:03,585
Yeah, thanks.

672
00:31:03,609 --> 00:31:07,489
♪♪

673
00:31:09,482 --> 00:31:13,786
♪♪

674
00:31:15,988 --> 00:31:18,300
Why did you send that to me?

675
00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:21,170
Ha ha! Because you're
a dead man, Marsh!

676
00:31:21,194 --> 00:31:24,640
It's your DNA that they need
for a vaccine! Ha ha!

677
00:31:24,664 --> 00:31:26,808
Yeah, I know, but I can't
just turn myself in!

678
00:31:26,832 --> 00:31:29,077
This isn't personal, Marsh.
It's business.

679
00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:32,414
I'm having you killed, then
secretly we'll send your DNA

680
00:31:32,438 --> 00:31:34,683
to the scientists
for the vaccine. Ha ha.

681
00:31:34,707 --> 00:31:36,685
This is all your fault,
Mickey Mouse!

682
00:31:36,709 --> 00:31:38,620
You made the deal with the devil
683
00:31:38,644 --> 00:31:40,989
when you sold your
"Mulan" shit to China!

684
00:31:41,013 --> 00:31:44,159
And then you took me out and
sold me on how great China was

685
00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:46,261
and how we should all
suck their dick!

686
00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:50,866
You made me lose my tegridy and
anything special that I had...

687
00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:53,602
Special. Wait a minute.

688
00:31:53,626 --> 00:31:55,037
That's it.

689
00:31:55,061 --> 00:31:56,438
What's it? Ha ha.

690
00:31:56,462 --> 00:31:59,041
The special.
The Pandemic Special!

691
00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:01,610
That's how we can get
my DNA into people!

692
00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:03,645
We can vaccinate them
without them even knowing!

693
00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:05,280
What are you talking about?

694
00:32:05,304 --> 00:32:07,282
Just give me a couple more days
before you have me killed.

695
00:32:07,306 --> 00:32:10,743
I-I think I know
a way out of this.

696
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:36,769
♪♪

697
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:39,848
Randy?

698
00:32:39,872 --> 00:32:42,050
Shh! Hey, Jimbo.

699
00:32:42,074 --> 00:32:43,819
W-What are you...?

700
00:32:43,843 --> 00:32:47,146
It's okay, Jimbo. I think
I might have a cure for COVID.

701
00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:55,154
You're just gonna
have to trust me, okay?

702
00:33:01,627 --> 00:33:02,871
Unh.

703
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,731
Ohhhhhhh.

704
00:33:12,205 --> 00:33:13,682
- Uh... Uh...
- Shh!

705
00:33:13,706 --> 00:33:16,051
This is gonna be great.
- No, uh...

706
00:33:16,075 --> 00:33:18,220
It's okay. It's okay.
Just breathe.

707
00:33:18,244 --> 00:33:19,521
Br-e-e-e-eathe.

708
00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:21,290
It's okay.

709
00:33:21,314 --> 00:33:22,682
It's okay. Breathe.

710
00:33:36,829 --> 00:33:38,440
We miss ya, honey!

711
00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:40,766
We can't wait for
quarantine to be over! Heh.

712
00:33:49,642 --> 00:33:51,620
Group 4! Your meal is over!

713
00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:53,613
Back to your class!

714
00:33:56,415 --> 00:33:59,394
Alright.
Group 5, it's now mealtime!

715
00:33:59,418 --> 00:34:02,021
Come in but keep
your social distance!

716
00:34:03,189 --> 00:34:07,393
Yeah, that's good social
distancing. Real good.

717
00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:12,407
March 16th! It was March 16th!

718
00:34:12,431 --> 00:34:14,576
That's how long it's been!

719
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,178
It was supposed to be a party!

720
00:34:16,202 --> 00:34:18,413
A big, happy gathering
at Build-A-Bear

721
00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:21,783
to celebrate me being
a big boy at the dentist!

722
00:34:21,807 --> 00:34:23,685
Then they shut it all down.

723
00:34:23,709 --> 00:34:25,754
They said I'd have to wait
until April.

724
00:34:25,778 --> 00:34:28,457
And then it was May. And then
they said wait until summer!

725
00:34:28,481 --> 00:34:30,626
It's fucking October now!

726
00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:32,528
Why doesn't anyone
tell me the truth?!

727
00:34:32,552 --> 00:34:34,296
That I'm never going
to Build-A-Bear!

728
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,665
That I'm never going ever again!

729
00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:38,400
Butters, Butters,
you gotta calm down.

730
00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,002
I'm never going
to Build-A-Bear, am I?!

731
00:34:40,026 --> 00:34:42,671
Oh, hey, Teachers.
Sorry. W-Wait. I'm sorry.

732
00:34:42,695 --> 00:34:46,332
I don't need to go
to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?

733
00:34:47,233 --> 00:34:55,233
♪♪

734
00:34:57,143 --> 00:35:05,143
♪♪

735
00:35:05,785 --> 00:35:07,129
Nice.

736
00:35:07,153 --> 00:35:15,153
♪♪

737
00:35:17,163 --> 00:35:20,476
♪♪

738
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,877
Butters...? Butters?

739
00:35:21,901 --> 00:35:23,479
Wha? Don't worry.
740
00:35:23,503 --> 00:35:25,013
I'm going to save you!

741
00:35:25,037 --> 00:35:27,006
Okay. Save me from what?

742
00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:30,819
Guys! Guys!

743
00:35:32,345 --> 00:35:33,822
What? Who is it?

744
00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:36,792
You guys, we have to get
Butters out of here.

745
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:39,027
Who else can we call, Stan?

746
00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:41,196
No. We have to
get him out of here... now.

747
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:43,465
We need to take him
to Build-A-Bear.

748
00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:44,900
Are you nuts?

749
00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:47,236
He has to go out
and do something normal!

750
00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:49,404
Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently
by appointment only.

751
00:35:49,428 --> 00:35:51,874
And a only maximum party of four
can visit at one time.

752
00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:53,475
We can't sit around
and wait for people

753
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,676
to figure things out, okay?!
754
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,078
It's not gonna happen.

755
00:35:56,102 --> 00:35:57,546
They just keep
taking everything from him

756
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:59,381
and saying
it's for his own good.

757
00:35:59,405 --> 00:36:02,384
But who's to say he can't go out
and have a little goddamn fun?!

758
00:36:02,408 --> 00:36:03,685
If we want things
to go back to normal,

759
00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:05,087
then we just gotta go do it!

760
00:36:05,111 --> 00:36:06,822
Stan's right. If we want things

761
00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:09,024
to go back to normal,
we have to do it ourselves.

762
00:36:09,048 --> 00:36:10,592
They're just gonna keep
making more restrictions

763
00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:12,394
and more rules,
and who's gonna fight

764
00:36:12,418 --> 00:36:13,829
to go back
to the way things were?

765
00:36:13,853 --> 00:36:15,397
I sure as hell will!

766
00:36:15,421 --> 00:36:17,399
We can make things normal
for Butters again

767
00:36:17,423 --> 00:36:19,001
and make school the way it was.
768
00:36:19,025 --> 00:36:21,403
The way it was!
Online, in our own rooms!

769
00:36:21,427 --> 00:36:22,704
Wait. What?

770
00:36:22,728 --> 00:36:24,940
No, in a class,
with real teachers!

771
00:36:24,964 --> 00:36:27,209
Wait. What? What normal
are you talking about?

772
00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:29,211
I'm talking about normal,
like back in March.

773
00:36:29,235 --> 00:36:30,679
What normal
are you talking about?

774
00:36:30,703 --> 00:36:32,214
I'm talking about normal
like three days ago

775
00:36:32,238 --> 00:36:33,415
when everything was awesome.

776
00:36:33,439 --> 00:36:34,883
Look, it doesn't matter.

777
00:36:34,907 --> 00:36:37,844
We just gotta
break the fuck outta here.

778
00:36:47,053 --> 00:36:49,064
Timmy!

779
00:36:56,429 --> 00:36:59,741
The new outbreak in South Park
is spreading rapidly,

780
00:36:59,765 --> 00:37:01,477
and as highways into town close

781
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:03,712
and governments
consider a full lockdown,

782
00:37:03,736 --> 00:37:05,981
one question
is on everyone's mind...

783
00:37:06,005 --> 00:37:08,283
Where is the damn pangolin?

784
00:37:08,307 --> 00:37:10,586
Some speculate the pangolin
took its own life

785
00:37:10,610 --> 00:37:13,155
while others think that...
Sorry.

786
00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:15,090
Sorry, we're getting
some breaking news!

787
00:37:15,114 --> 00:37:16,425
Oh, God.

788
00:37:16,449 --> 00:37:18,260
Students at South Park
Elementary School

789
00:37:18,284 --> 00:37:21,163
have broken quarantine
and are now out on the loose!

790
00:37:21,187 --> 00:37:23,732
The fugitives broke out
sometime last night.

791
00:37:23,756 --> 00:37:26,235
Teachers are reporting
there's no cause for alarm

792
00:37:26,259 --> 00:37:29,004
except that these children
have all been exposed to COVID

793
00:37:29,028 --> 00:37:32,174
and could Be running around
spreading mustaches right now!

794
00:37:35,334 --> 00:37:37,513
Super spreaders!
795
00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:42,618
One can of shaving cream
per family!

796
00:37:44,877 --> 00:37:46,155
Butters?!

797
00:37:46,179 --> 00:37:47,823
Butters,
you get back to quarantine

798
00:37:47,847 --> 00:37:49,691
or you are gonna be grounded!

799
00:37:49,715 --> 00:37:51,260
Hey, Stotch!

800
00:37:51,284 --> 00:37:53,128
You heard
what the scientist said!

801
00:37:53,152 --> 00:37:55,697
Get your diaper up
over your mustache area!

802
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:58,834
I'm not wearing
a damn diaper over my nose!

803
00:37:58,858 --> 00:38:00,602
Don't you care about people?!

804
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,095
Yeah, we care way more about
what's right than you do, bitch!

805
00:38:10,469 --> 00:38:13,715
For Christ's sake...
The entire town is in chaos!

806
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:17,286
How the hell did you let
those kids out of quarantine?!

807
00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:19,388
Don't blame this on us teachers!

808
00:38:19,412 --> 00:38:21,824
You opened the school and
gave us barely enough resources
809
00:38:21,848 --> 00:38:23,392
to do our job!

810
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,961
Everyone is terrified
of catching something

811
00:38:25,985 --> 00:38:27,529
from these super spreaders!

812
00:38:27,553 --> 00:38:29,565
Well, I don't know what
you're gonna do, Mayor.

813
00:38:29,589 --> 00:38:31,400
You took all our funding away.

814
00:38:31,424 --> 00:38:34,169
You said our equipment
was too extreme.

815
00:38:34,193 --> 00:38:37,539
Now, if we had
some of that stuff back...

816
00:38:37,563 --> 00:38:39,432
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Tsst-tst-tst!

817
00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:43,011
We certainly
don't want you teachers

818
00:38:43,035 --> 00:38:46,014
to be without
every resource available.

819
00:38:46,038 --> 00:38:48,550
I'll write an executive order
to get you

820
00:38:48,574 --> 00:38:50,352
everything you need.

821
00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:53,489
♪♪

822
00:38:53,513 --> 00:38:56,859
Boys... we are back in business!
823
00:38:56,883 --> 00:38:58,827
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

824
00:38:58,851 --> 00:39:04,666
♪♪

825
00:39:06,259 --> 00:39:08,871
♪♪

826
00:39:10,263 --> 00:39:12,374
♪♪

827
00:39:12,398 --> 00:39:15,244
Possible COVID exposure
at four o'clock!

828
00:39:15,268 --> 00:39:17,179
♪♪

829
00:39:17,203 --> 00:39:18,947
You there!

830
00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:22,384
You are violating a mandated
safer-inside order!

831
00:39:22,408 --> 00:39:25,454
Put down the snowball
and get back to quarantine!

832
00:39:25,478 --> 00:39:27,523
♪♪

833
00:39:27,547 --> 00:39:28,957
We've got a runner!

834
00:39:32,451 --> 00:39:34,429
♪♪

835
00:39:37,423 --> 00:39:40,736
♪♪

836
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,271
Okay, all clear.

837
00:39:42,295 --> 00:39:43,972
Come on. Go, go, go!
838
00:39:43,996 --> 00:39:45,974
All right, you ready
to have some fun, Butters?

839
00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:48,143
I sure am, fellas! Okay!

840
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:51,613
Shit, shit, get back!
Back, back, back, back!

841
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:55,350
♪♪

842
00:39:55,374 --> 00:39:57,352
Okay, all good. Come on.

843
00:39:57,376 --> 00:40:00,622
♪♪

844
00:40:00,646 --> 00:40:02,958
Dude, we made it!

845
00:40:02,982 --> 00:40:05,360
Butters, Butters... look!

846
00:40:05,384 --> 00:40:07,896
Whoa!

847
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,164
Is it really for reals?

848
00:40:09,188 --> 00:40:10,499
Yeah, it's real. Come on!

849
00:40:10,523 --> 00:40:12,225
We got an appointment!

850
00:40:14,026 --> 00:40:16,138
Oh. Hey, excuse me.
We have an appointment.

851
00:40:16,162 --> 00:40:17,973
Oh, no, sorry. We're closed.

852
00:40:17,997 --> 00:40:19,441
But I called.

853
00:40:19,465 --> 00:40:21,276
You said you were open today
for appointments!

854
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,678
Yeah, we had to shut down again!

855
00:40:22,702 --> 00:40:24,913
Somebody came into the store
with a mustache.

856
00:40:24,937 --> 00:40:26,415
A mustache?

857
00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:28,684
Please, my friend
has to build a bear.

858
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:31,086
I'm sorry!
These are unprecedented times!

859
00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:32,921
Oh, just give us one minute!

860
00:40:32,945 --> 00:40:34,389
Oh, good job, Stan!

861
00:40:34,413 --> 00:40:36,191
Thanks for getting
my hopes up, you asshole!

862
00:40:36,215 --> 00:40:38,494
Come on, dude, we better get
outta here before we're spotted.

863
00:40:38,518 --> 00:40:40,395
We can't go. What do you mean?

864
00:40:40,419 --> 00:40:42,664
We don't have a choice.
We're gonna have to break in.

865
00:40:42,688 --> 00:40:43,966
And then do what?

866
00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:45,467
And then build him a bear!

867
00:40:45,491 --> 00:40:47,135
Without any employees?

868
00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:49,037
What, do you expect us
to just... build our own bear?

869
00:40:49,061 --> 00:40:51,106
If we have to, yes.

870
00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:53,342
Dude, you need people to help
you do the stuffing and the closing.

871
00:40:53,366 --> 00:40:54,977
You don't... You don't actually
build your own bear...

872
00:40:55,001 --> 00:40:58,514
I don't care! I'm not
following the rules anymore.

873
00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:05,854
What the hell are you doing?

874
00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:07,689
I just gotta take
all the Pandemic Special

875
00:41:07,713 --> 00:41:09,358
over to Thompson Lake
and dump it.

876
00:41:09,382 --> 00:41:10,692
Dump it?!

877
00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:13,362
Why are you worrying
about this right now?!

878
00:41:13,386 --> 00:41:15,731
Because the Pandemic Special
needs to end.

879
00:41:15,755 --> 00:41:17,166
A special has to end, Sharon,

880
00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:19,468
or else it's not really
a "special," is it?

881
00:41:19,492 --> 00:41:23,005
God dammit, Randy,
our son is out in this chaos!

882
00:41:23,029 --> 00:41:25,007
This is not the time for you
to be dealing with

883
00:41:25,031 --> 00:41:26,809
your fucking marijuana!

884
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:29,411
Somebody's gotta find him!

885
00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:32,181
No, no! Okay!
Okay, okay, hold on, I'm coming!

886
00:41:32,205 --> 00:41:34,516
Maybe we can just stop the
special by the lake on the way.

887
00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:37,276
Fuck you!

888
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,840
Here we are, Butters!
Look... you made it!

889
00:41:50,864 --> 00:41:52,341
Oh, boy! Is this a dream?

890
00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:54,076
No, it's not a dream!

891
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:56,445
We are really here, and we are
gonna build you a bear!

892
00:41:56,469 --> 00:41:58,080
Which one you want?
You want the panda?

893
00:41:58,104 --> 00:41:59,582
You want the Bronco koala?

894
00:41:59,606 --> 00:42:01,283
The Cabellero Grizzly.

895
00:42:01,307 --> 00:42:02,985
Cabellero Grizzly.

896
00:42:03,009 --> 00:42:06,422
Okay, we just find the shell,
and the, uh... the outfit...

897
00:42:06,446 --> 00:42:08,924
Stan you really need employee
assistance with this.

898
00:42:08,948 --> 00:42:11,594
It's gonna fucking work!
Just fucking shut up!

899
00:42:11,618 --> 00:42:13,529
Okay. Okay, Butters look!

900
00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:15,030
We're gonna put the stuffing in!

901
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,699
Wow!

902
00:42:16,723 --> 00:42:18,100
Okay, uh, um...

903
00:42:22,362 --> 00:42:24,940
Aaaah! God!

904
00:42:24,964 --> 00:42:26,876
It's okay! We can start
over! We can start over!

905
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,445
There's a do-over machine
right over there! Look!

906
00:42:36,676 --> 00:42:38,120
Stanley!

907
00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:40,055
St-a-a-a-a-an!

908
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:41,891
What if he's dead, Randy?!

909
00:42:41,915 --> 00:42:43,526
He's not dead, Sharon.

910
00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:45,828
Then why hasn't he even called?!

911
00:42:47,887 --> 00:42:50,566
Hey, can we have some of that
Pandemic Special?

912
00:42:50,590 --> 00:42:51,801
No!

913
00:42:51,825 --> 00:42:54,069
Nobody needs the special
right now!

914
00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:57,173
It's not helping!

915
00:42:57,197 --> 00:42:58,908
Oh, my God.

916
00:42:58,932 --> 00:43:00,700
Oh, God, no. What?!

917
00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:06,382
They got Applebee's, too.

918
00:43:06,406 --> 00:43:09,018
Drive me back
to the farm, Sharon.

919
00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:11,086
I need to get something.

920
00:43:17,350 --> 00:43:19,385
God dammit!

921
00:43:25,959 --> 00:43:27,503
Dude, just let it go.

922
00:43:27,527 --> 00:43:29,905
No, Kyle, we can't
let Butters down!

923
00:43:29,929 --> 00:43:32,241
Stan, are you sure
this is about Butters?

924
00:43:32,265 --> 00:43:34,710
'Cause you seem really desperate
to build a bear.
925
00:43:34,734 --> 00:43:36,879
Attention protesting looters!

926
00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:40,116
♪♪

927
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,718
Protesting slash looting
is a violation

928
00:43:42,742 --> 00:43:44,420
of the mayor's health order.

929
00:43:44,444 --> 00:43:46,122
You have five minutes
to come out

930
00:43:46,146 --> 00:43:48,524
or we will have to take action.

931
00:43:48,548 --> 00:43:50,126
♪♪

932
00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:51,694
We gotta surrender, fellas!

933
00:43:51,718 --> 00:43:53,395
I'm honestly not having
that much fun anyways.

934
00:43:53,419 --> 00:43:55,197
No! I'm not giving up!

935
00:43:55,221 --> 00:43:57,233
All right,
that was about five minutes.

936
00:43:57,257 --> 00:43:59,401
Okay, boys, light 'em up!

937
00:44:08,768 --> 00:44:09,912
Wait!

938
00:44:09,936 --> 00:44:12,338
Everyone just stop!

939
00:44:14,974 --> 00:44:16,685
Who the hell is that?
940
00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:20,947
I have something that might
change all of this.

941
00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:27,296
It's the pangolin! Look!

942
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,831
He found it! The pangolin!

943
00:44:28,855 --> 00:44:30,433
He's found it!

944
00:44:30,457 --> 00:44:33,436
This is what you've
all been looking for, right?

945
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:34,970
Well, here!

946
00:44:34,994 --> 00:44:38,307
Go ahead and do all the tests
you want on it.

947
00:44:38,331 --> 00:44:40,276
You'll find out...

948
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,445
everything you need to know.

949
00:44:45,672 --> 00:44:47,817
Oh, no!
You're not ending this pandemic!

950
00:44:47,841 --> 00:44:49,676
Hey! Cartman, no!

951
00:44:51,377 --> 00:44:54,123
Don't do it, Cartman!
That thing is our only chance.

952
00:44:54,147 --> 00:44:56,792
Your only chance!
For your normal, not mine!

953
00:44:56,816 --> 00:44:59,095
I am not going back to school!

954
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:02,164
You guys were right, okay?

955
00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:03,999
This hasn't been about Butters.

956
00:45:04,023 --> 00:45:05,968
I've been acting like this
because I can't take

957
00:45:05,992 --> 00:45:07,303
these shutdowns anymore,

958
00:45:07,327 --> 00:45:09,038
and I'm scared
what it's doing to me.

959
00:45:09,062 --> 00:45:10,506
I'm looking for who to blame.

960
00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:12,041
Saying I'm trying to help people

961
00:45:12,065 --> 00:45:14,276
to make myself feel better,
because the truth is...

962
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,479
I just want to have fun again.

963
00:45:16,503 --> 00:45:19,281
I wanted to see that I could
go out in the world

964
00:45:19,305 --> 00:45:22,151
and do things that
I used to do, but I can't.

965
00:45:22,175 --> 00:45:24,153
I'm not any better,
and I don't care any more

966
00:45:24,177 --> 00:45:25,688
than anyone else.

967
00:45:25,712 --> 00:45:30,192
And I did all this because
I just want my life back.

968
00:45:30,216 --> 00:45:32,828
I just want my life back...

969
00:45:32,852 --> 00:45:40,852
♪♪

970
00:45:42,862 --> 00:45:48,043
♪♪

971
00:45:48,067 --> 00:45:53,249
♪♪

972
00:45:53,273 --> 00:45:55,684
I don't believe it.

973
00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:58,154
So... So what happens now?

974
00:45:58,178 --> 00:46:00,022
Now we have hope.

975
00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:03,392
We've learned that we might
never get back to our old lives,

976
00:46:03,416 --> 00:46:06,695
but by working together, we just
might find a new way to...

977
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,665
Aargh! Ohh!

978
00:46:17,297 --> 00:46:19,708
Don't forget to get out
and vote, everybody!

979
00:46:19,732 --> 00:46:22,836
Big election coming up.

980
00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:33,255
♪♪

981
00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:35,524
And since
the students broke quarantine,

982
00:46:35,548 --> 00:46:38,194
all South Park residents
are now exposed

983
00:46:38,218 --> 00:46:42,731
and under complete lockdown
for the unforeseeable future.

984
00:46:42,755 --> 00:46:48,270
♪♪

985
00:46:48,294 --> 00:46:52,041
How do I even begin
to apologize?

986
00:46:52,065 --> 00:46:54,643
You guys we were right.

987
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:59,081
I think all the marijuana
really did go to my head.

988
00:46:59,105 --> 00:47:05,221
You said it... a drug is a drug,
and I'm not who I used to be.

989
00:47:05,245 --> 00:47:08,324
It's time for me to own up
to everything.

990
00:47:08,348 --> 00:47:12,328
It's time everyone knew
what started this pandemic.

991
00:47:12,352 --> 00:47:15,765
♪♪

992
00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:20,402
Hey, Sharon,
I need to talk to you.

993
00:47:20,426 --> 00:47:23,172
I'm not as strong
as you are, Sharon.

994
00:47:23,196 --> 00:47:26,833
I can't deal with hard times
the way that you can.

995
00:47:29,169 --> 00:47:32,705
If you're ready to talk,
I'm ready to listen, Randy.

996
00:47:35,275 --> 00:47:38,087
What?
997
00:47:38,111 --> 00:47:41,323
You want nothing to do
with the Pandemic Special.

998
00:47:41,347 --> 00:47:44,627
No. I don't
smoke marijuana, Randy.

999
00:47:44,651 --> 00:47:47,163
Uh-huh.

1000
00:47:47,187 --> 00:47:49,198
What did you want
to talk to me about?

1001
00:47:49,222 --> 00:47:54,203
I just... think maybe I'm gonna
do a few more specials.

1002
00:47:54,227 --> 00:47:57,897
You got some shit on your face.

1003
00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:13,012
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