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A family is like a small business.

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And with a small business,
at times, there comes...

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-Transition.
-...a bit of a transition.

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Thank you, Wendy.

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And... and whenever
a small business transitions,

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it's important to stay lean
and to not overextend.

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So when did the Marriott
become such a stretch?

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No, your father, he's just saying
we have to prioritize our spending.

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-That's all, Charlotte. That's all.
-He's not saying anything.

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Uh, so today,
while your mom is buying us a new house,

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uh, you two are to plant yourselves here.
That is your job.

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Everything we have of value
is in that room.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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You're not gonna be honest with us?
Either of you?

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What are we doing here? Enough already!

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- Christ!

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Sorry, man. We're just
finishing up breakfast. Thank you.

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No one goes in that room
whose last name is not Byrde.

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Understood?

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-Just nod.
-Yeah.

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Thank you. Shall we?

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And I'd love to not have to turn the room
upside down to find the clicker.

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That wasn't fun.

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Love you both.

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- Maybe I should get a job.
- I don't think so, Wendy.

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Seven and a half bucks an hour is not
gonna put a dent in our problems.

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Oh, come on.
I have a Master's degree.

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That you haven't used
since Charlotte was born.

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- So?
- So?

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-What's our story for the kids?
-What do you mean?

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Well, they see this polite dance
that we're doing in front of them.

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They... they hear the constant edge
in your voice.

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Well, we could tell them the truth, Wendy.
How would that be?

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Oh, you know what, Marty?

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Before you get too comfortable
up there on your cross,

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and have your pity party, let me just...
let me just jog your memory for a minute.

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There was an innocent man
who was murdered.

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Gary.

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He was a good man.

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He... he only did good things
in this world. Not like Bruce.

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Gary was a father. He had two grown sons.

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I never met them, but I...
I know he loved them.

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And... he was thrown off his balcony.

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For what?

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People cheat!

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They have sex with people
who they aren't married to.

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It happens. It's not unique.

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I was unhappy.
You're not exactly blameless in this.

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For this house, I want you to find one
as nice as possible,

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but as cheap as possible.
I want you to think starter home.

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We got $20,000 to our name. Just 20.

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So please, do not sign anything
without talking to me first.

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And we are not husband and wife...
anymore.

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We're just business partners.
And our job is to raise those kids.

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But you're absolutely right
that I share some blame for this.

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I should've caught Bruce.

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I was in charge of the numbers.
I should've seen it coming.

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But my mind was elsewhere, Wendy.

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You know, it's Saturday night...

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and your... your foxy boxing,
or your Zumba,

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or whatever the hell it is that costs me
a few hundred dollars every month,

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it ended two hours ago,
and there's no Wendy.

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Why does she get so many texts
every night?
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Why does she have to leave the room
to make a call?

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I wonder who's fucking my wife?
So that's my bad.

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And, no, I... I don't forget Gary.

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I don't forget
how you emptied our bank accounts

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when you knew I needed that money, Wendy.

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You knew I needed it.

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And I doubt very, very much
that you did that by yourself,

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that you did that in a vacuum.
So... my memory's crystal clear.

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I was there. For all of it.

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In fact, the satisfying sound
of your lover smacking the pavement

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is the only thing
that gets me to sleep every night.

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Open the goddamn door!

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Hello?
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Excuse me, is there anybody here?

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Oh, yeah.

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Don't be shy, you know what to do.

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Come on, baby.
It's all for you, just gobble it up.

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Oh, yeah. Get after it.

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--Hey!

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Hey, um... I'm Sam Dermody.

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Uh, sorry, it's... You know,
people are out for lunch right now.

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- Um, but...

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-Sorry, it keeps me awake when nobody's--
-I could give a fuck.

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I need a house.

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Get yourself together.
Give your girl some water.

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-I'll meet you outside.
-Yeah, you got it.

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Hey, housekeeping?

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Yeah, no need to go in there. Thank you.

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How about the towels?

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You can just leave them
outside of the door.

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Thank you.

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I've been to the Windy City.
Oprah, December '97.

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Thought it'd be her Christmas show,
you know, the one with all the free swag?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- No. Race.

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She traipses out a bunch of colored folks,
mad over what, I still couldn't tell you.

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Police, I think.
Walk a mile in my Crocs, I say.

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Yep.

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Past due business licenses. Deeds.

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Delinquent taxes.

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Bankruptcies, judgments,
property titles, liens and plat maps.

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All public record.

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If you need any copies, let me know.
Ten cents a page.

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Yeah, thank you. I'll be busy.

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Tell me again what it is you're doin'.

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I am an angel investor.

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I... I help turn around
struggling businesses.

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You intend to make money
off of businesses that aren't making any?

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In a roundabout way.

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Hmm.

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Best get some ice on that lip.

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Mm, yeah.

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There are a lot of innovative ideas
in self storage.

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You park your boat
or put your shit in a shed,
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lock it up and walk away.
What am I missing?

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Well, a lot of clichés are clichés
for good reason,

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and one of them is,
"You need money to make money,"

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in my opinion.
Um, and I could be that money.

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You would get to hold on
to 100% ownership.

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In return for what?

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Well, I would control the finances,
uh, the accounting,

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investment oversight...

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Stuff like that.

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I would get to recoup
100% on my investment.

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I'd get two-and-a-half percent of...

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-you know, the net profits.
-Mm.

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Sir, you are delinquent on...
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and you got those
tenants that are suing you.

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I think there's three of them, yeah?
Maybe this could work for both of us.

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Plus, I'll tell you what...

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I bet it would feel a lot better
if I wasn't just an investor,

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and I was also a client.

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I... I'm looking for storage space myself.

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So, um, if that's a unit right there,
I will take that big one,

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and I will deal with
whatever's on the inside of it for...

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how about 75 bucks a month?

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What do you say?

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-Hundred.
-One hundred.

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"Got to spend money to make money."
That how that went?

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That's what I said. Yeah.

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All right.

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Court pays me to store evidence.

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Nobody claims it, I inherit it.

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Guy cut the tip of a pontoon off,
put it on a hinge.

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Thought he'd smuggle methamphetamines
to and fro across the lake.

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'Course, you put six tweakers
on a pontoon boat, all wild-eyed,

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and racing about, and yammering at once,

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bound to raise the eyebrow
of the Water Patrol.

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Not a fishing pole
or a cooler of soda pop for a cover.

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-Hm.
-Let that be a lesson to you.

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Okay. Okay. All right.

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Well, uh...

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Where you going?
What about our business arrangement?

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No arrangement.
You rented storage from me. End of story.

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Oh, come on now.
Your operating costs are fixed, sir.

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We could invest in stackable storage,
and refrigerated units--

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I'm an old dog.
New tricks don't appeal to me.

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Rent's due on the first, skipper.

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...cash investment where you, uh,
you really can build out

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and reinvest maybe,
you know, in a whole new boat.

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Could do a color here.

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If there's more product in here,

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and a little better lighting,
it will get more people in.

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The aesthetic can come up

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and then the clientele can come up
a little bit, and you'd be surprised...

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You know, your name's right here. Sir?

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You can put it right down here.

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Come here. Okay.

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Let's take a look at this bad boy.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Manager wanted me to make sure
you still had one of these in your room.

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-Yeah, we're all set.
-Sure?

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It's chock-full of, uh...

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...clever-sounding,
overly-judgmental one-liners.

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Yeah, look, Wyatt, is it?

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I really don't wanna have to
get you fired today, okay?

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Well, if you could,
I'd have to thank you.

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This job's my old man's idea.

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Something about "calluses and character."
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Yeah, well, you're blowing leaves,
not hiding Anne Frank.

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I doubt that that argument resonates
with a Baptist Kansas City lawyer,

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but I'll give it a go.

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-Your dad's a lawyer?
-Yeah.

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We've got a, uh, summer home out here.

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And, uh, well,
I'm going to Mizzou in the fall.

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-Mm.
-Dad's not happy about my major,

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so he's hoping I'll have some, like,
come-to-Jesus summer and switch.

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-What about you?
-We're from Chicago.

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My dad's in finance,
but clearly he's just cheap.

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Anyway. Three and I
are going wakeboarding in a little bit,

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if you guys wanna come along.

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Leaving in, like, 20 minutes.
I don't know.

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Better than sitting around here all day.

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--Dad said to stay here.

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What? To guard three iPads
and a Pandora bracelet?

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Have at it.

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It's very common
for someone to start a business

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because they have an affinity
for the product.

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You know what I'm saying?

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And that they not necessarily
have a very strong business model.

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-It happens all the time, so--
-I like titties so I opened a titty bar.

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That's exactly what I'm saying.

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Or gentlemen's club,
not sure what you call it around here.

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-But it's--
-I call it a titty bar.
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You think you can do better?

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Well, I think that any business
could benefit from a set of fresh eyes,

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and my research tells me
that you have the only, um...

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-Titty bar.
-...titty bar, sure,

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in the lake area, and yet you still...
you still seem to struggle,

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and I'm wondering
what you could do with an immediate loan

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and an updated business plan.

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I... I think that, uh,
a higher-caliber dancer

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would definitely translate
into a higher-paying customer.

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Is there any reason you can't have
beautiful women on your payroll?

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I don't think so.

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Beautiful girls won't work here.
I won't let 'em.

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Plain Janes with a work ethic?
That's my sweet spot right there.

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Or freak bait.

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Angie here is working on number four.
See, I own the stage.

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They pay me to climb up on it,
plus 25% of their tips.

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Ain't no payroll.
All 1099s. Independent contractors.

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No health insurance,
vacation time, 401s,

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social security, sick leave...
and no liability.

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-But I want my 25%. Read me?
-Uh-huh. Loud and clear.

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-Listen, this is--
-How much you got?

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-$100,000, uh, to start.
-You got more? 150, maybe 200?

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Yeah, sure I can.
Of course I can. Um, yeah.

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I'd need to, obviously, recoup 100%
of my investment as soon as possible,

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-and then I'd have two--
-Twenty-five percent.

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Sorry?

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My cut...

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for washing your money.

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What you're doing, ain't it?

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-I... I don't think you really--
-Hey!

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00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,095
Don't you play me, Mr. Byrde.

238
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,056
Got me a real big temper.

239
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,141
You do not wanna see it get away from me.

240
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,809
We're done here.

241
00:14:58,981 --> 00:14:59,982
All righty.

242
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:05,321
All right. So... it was built in '75.

243
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:11,827
You got... 2,500 square feet,

244
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:16,415
not to mention 350 feet of lake frontage.

245
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,376
You got two sea docks.
246
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,922
- No way I can afford this.

247
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,218
- Hey, Sam.
- Hey, Buddy.

248
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,096
Actually, it's under your budget.

249
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,931
Yeah, I'd, uh, invite you in, but...

250
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:59,101
- my old man's in a mood right now.
- Huh.

251
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,562
Wants me to study law
and work for him.

252
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,148
Thinks journalism's a worthless degree.

253
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,733
- Isn't it?
- Probably.

254
00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:10,487
- Everyone ready?
- Yeah.

255
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,878
The great white shark's teeth
develop in many layered rows.

256
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,174
While the shark may use only 50
at any given time,

257
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,343
hundreds more of the shark's serrated--

258
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,117
Basement's finished. I'll take that.
259
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,910
You and yours can have the rest.

260
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,291
I don't drive much but when I do,
I don't want to be hemmed in.

261
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,710
So, wait...
You want to remain in the house?

262
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,170
Sam...

263
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,964
Sorry, Buddy. I didn't have time
to explain that to her. Um--

264
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:14,009
- I've got a bad heart.
- Yeah.

265
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:20,141
I need a new one.
But I'm 82, so I'm not getting one.

266
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:24,603
My cardiologist tells me
that I've got a year...

267
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,314
eighteen months, tops.

268
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,902
He's a dot head, but other than that
I've no reason to doubt the man.

269
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,904
Um... I'm sorry.

270
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,493
I'm selling the place
under the condition

271
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:43,122
that I be allowed to live here
until I die.

272
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:48,085
I have a hot plate and a fridge
I can move downstairs.

273
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,297
Any luck, we can go weeks
without seeing each other.

274
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,216
Well, there it is.

275
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,679
I understand it's an unusual condition,

276
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,598
and I've priced the property
to reflect that.

277
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,315
-How many kids do you have?
-Two. Girl and a boy.

278
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,692
How old's the girl?

279
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,570
Fifteen.

280
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,405
Why?

281
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,201
Oh, we're on a septic tank here,
not a sewer line.

282
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,704
If she's gonna chuck her period plugs
down the crapper,

283
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,873
you're gonna foot the Roto-Rooter bill
when the tank backs up.

284
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,793
I beg your pardon. Period plugs?

285
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:36,383
I have terminal heart disease, ma'am.
Since 2012.

286
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:40,346
I believe in being direct.
That's not a problem, is it?

287
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,472
No.

288
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:44,725
No problem.

289
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,729
Well, been very nice meeting you.

290
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,567
If this isn't for you,
let's say our goodbyes, shall we?

291
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,362
If it is, great.

292
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,239
Let's call the decider to sign off.

293
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,950
- Who?
- Your husband.

294
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,787
- Ah.
- We'll give you a call.

295
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,082
Let me ask you something.

296
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,543
Your heart...

297
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,463
a year?
298
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,840
Yeah, a year.

299
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,385
Eighteen months.

300
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789
♪ I'm sittin' down ♪

301
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,334
♪ Sittin' down in my home ♪

302
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,170
♪ Dear love of mine ♪

303
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,715
♪ Please come here alone ♪

304
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,677
♪ How many nights ♪

305
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,972
♪ We were burning so ♪

306
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,766
♪ Dear love of mine ♪

307
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,310
--Come on.

308
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,063
What's going on?

309
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:15,607
Here, put this on.

310
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,736
This isn't your boat, is it?

311
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,656
The house? College? Any of it?

312
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,284
-Hey!
-Snug enough?

313
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,245
For what? Wyatt, stop! What are you doing?

314
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,622
♪ And this love of mine ♪

315
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,875
♪ She was on the phone ♪

316
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,921
♪ You don't know why ♪

317
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,966
♪ But you're like a stone ♪

318
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,427
♪ Cold, different, changed ♪

319
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,471
♪ Once she loved you so ♪

320
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,891
♪ She will hate you now ♪

321
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,145
♪ When it's time to go ♪

322
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,568
-Hi, I'm Jonah.
-I'm Tuck.

323
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,904
Can I see the knife?

324
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,826
Isn't it cool? You can have it.

325
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,662
-You sure?
-Positive.

326
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,166
-Thanks.
-My pleasure.

327
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:20,088
$1,575 for a propeller.

328
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,007
Stainless steel speed prop.

329
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,552
Seems your daughter and her friends
parked a little too close to shore.

330
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,887
They're not her friends.

331
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,055
Yeah, and she didn't know
that this boat was stolen.

332
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,308
She thought a teenager running
a leaf blower at a prom night motel

333
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,604
lived in a $5 million home?
Drove a $90,000 boat?

334
00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:39,775
-Do you know who they are?
-Wyatt Langmore and his brother, Three.

335
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,152
Now, joyriding's not usually their MO,

336
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:45,531
but trust me when I tell you
they can't afford to pay.

337
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,741
-And you're assuming we will?
-Mm-hmm.

338
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,869
Charlotte painted a picture to my deputy
of a girl of some privilege.
339
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,705
Private school education. Suburban home.

340
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,250
I'm guessing that
your current choice in lodging

341
00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,712
is a reflection of frugality
rather than necessity.

342
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,590
-A guessing game. That's fun. Can I try?
-Marty...

343
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,717
-Please.
-Um, I'm thinking

344
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,887
that arresting the white trash
that almost killed my daughter

345
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:12,808
and extracting the truth is hard,
time-consuming work.

346
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:17,062
Work which, if given a choice,
like us, you'd gladly forego.

347
00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,188
- Marty...

348
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:22,776
So, uh, my guess is that this all comes
down to simple, run-of-the-mill laziness.

349
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,277
-Shut up, Marty.
-How's that?

350
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,863
What happened there?

351
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:39,292
I have 1,150 miles of shoreline
to patrol and eight boats.

352
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:42,045
I care about the taxpaying citizens
of this county,

353
00:23:42,128 --> 00:23:44,548
and the tourism dollar
upon which they depend.

354
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,217
So...

355
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,680
to those intent on leaving
a light economic footprint,

356
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,476
staying in the cheapest possible places,
sucking the tit of this department,

357
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,894
while criticizing me
in the prosecution of my duties,

358
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,857
I say, "Go... to fucking Branson."

359
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,486
That's great.

360
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,696
Now, let's finish booking Charlotte,
shall we?

361
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,699
Are you an appointed
or an elected official, Sheriff?

362
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,075
Elected.

363
00:24:13,409 --> 00:24:16,121
And do the... the Langmores vote?

364
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,874
Not historically. No, ma'am.

365
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,959
I would think that votes
would be valuable around here.

366
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,210
Do they pay taxes?

367
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,214
We do.

368
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,216
Both.

369
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:31,970
And?

370
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,764
-I put a deposit down on a home.
-We're looking for a home.

371
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,768
Well...

372
00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:40,436
welcome.

373
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,149
You're lucky that Charlotte didn't
get mixed up with Ruth Langmore.

374
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,611
She's 19. Smart. Mean.

375
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:50,906
As a criminal,
her potential's as yet untapped.

376
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:56,286
Bill? Hey, uh, you wanna pick up
the, uh, brothers Langmore,

377
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,079
Wyatt and Three?
378
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:02,834
Yeah, they're living with their dad, Russ.
His trailer's in the cove. Right.

379
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,421
-Sheriff, you have a picture of Ruth?
-Yeah.

380
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,055
She is a B and E magician.

381
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,560
Don't put down anything around her
that you're fond of.

382
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,485
Hey.

383
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,988
Why do I buy you a phone
if you don't answer it?

384
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,156
It's charging.

385
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,206
Who cleaned up in here?
Did you let somebody in?

386
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,792
-No, I did it.
-You did?

387
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,294
-Yes.
-Well, thank you. Sorry.

388
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,505
Everything okay?

389
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,553
Where'd you get this?

390
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,556
A friend.
391
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,518
I... I went for a short walk.

392
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,150
I took the computers
and bracelet with me.

393
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,585
Okay. Jonah, outside.

394
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,380
Come on. Come, come on. Go, go. Please.

395
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:33,508
-Jonah, come on. Come on, hurry.
-What?

396
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,318
Yeah, no, you mentioned that,
but what about their cousin, Ruth?

397
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,987
She lives with her uncles,
Russ and Boyd.

398
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:58,074
They haven't seen Ruth and the boys
since this morning. Something missing?

399
00:26:59,325 --> 00:27:01,327
Uh, no. Uh-uh.

400
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,538
Everything is fine, Sheriff. Thank you.

401
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,307
Mom says that girl took something.

402
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,351
That she's cousins
with those two assholes.

403
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,771
Do I ask that much of you, Charlotte?
404
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,109
I don't, do I?

405
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:40,241
I know where they might have gone.
I just don't know how to get there.

406
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:46,247
-Whatcha fishing for, son?
-I'm open to suggestions.

407
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,834
Thank you.

408
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,418
There you go.

409
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,714
- Catfish. Great.
- Yeah.

410
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,757
-Thank you.
-You need some ice with that?

411
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,508
Yes, ice, please.

412
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,346
<span style="style_3"/>Twist right for fast, left for slow.

413
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,267
If you get back after dark,
just tie it up good for me.

414
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,187
-Yep, you got it. $100 bill. There you go.
-Thank you.

415
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,646
Uh, excuse me, sir?

416
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:15,235
Can I give you $100
for, uh, for those five catfish?
417
00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,862
-Yeah.
-Not going fishing?

418
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,196
Uh, I am going fishing. Sure.

419
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:21,574
I'm just, uh... just getting off
to a good start, you know?

420
00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:22,658
Here we go.

421
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,312
You wouldn't even
have been able to get in

422
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:34,230
if we hadn't got her out, Ruth.

423
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,483
You didn't get the little dipshit
brother outta there, did you?

424
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,112
No. You did not.
I had to wait for him to leave.

425
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:46,534
I'd a been a sight more comfortable
with a couple grand and a Handycam.

426
00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:50,246
The point is, Uncle Boyd,
that much cash money's ill-gotten.

427
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,623
We got as much right to it as he does.

428
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,875
No, you do not.

429
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,211
-That is my money and I'm taking it.
-The fuck you are!
430
00:29:56,294 --> 00:30:00,048
Relax! Relax.
Just tell me one thing, okay?

431
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,343
What do you think you're gonna do
with all of that cash?

432
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:06,137
Can't just stick it in that hole
behind a urinal

433
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,889
in whatever the hell place this is, okay?

434
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,599
And you can't put it in a bank.

435
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:13,853
These guys file cash transaction reports
to the IRS for any deposits over $10,000.

436
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,438
So forget about the bank.

437
00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:18,691
Can't go shopping for some fancy truck
or something. Not with cash.

438
00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:21,277
IRS'll be on your front doorstep
first thing in the morning.

439
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,073
All that is there is a lifetime supply
of groceries and gas.

440
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,407
That's all it is.

441
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,909
-Fuckin' A.
-Shut up.

442
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:28,994
That's mine.

443
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,787
And, technically,
I'm only responsible for it.

444
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,916
Whose money is it? Technically?

445
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,919
His name is Omar Navarro.
Does that mean anything to you?

446
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,130
-No. Who the fuck is a Omar Navarro?
-Well, it should.

447
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,465
- He's a guy you need to worry about.
- Who is...

448
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,217
-Omar Navarro.
-...Omar Navarro.

449
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,427
- What do you mean, technically?
- Checking.

450
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,265
Technically, it's not my money.
It's his and I'm... responsible for it.

451
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,976
- Oh, fuck me.
- So you need to think this through.

452
00:30:58,814 --> 00:31:01,317
- You get it?
- No. No, I don't think so.

453
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,529
Guy who runs a drug cartel's a smart man.

454
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,615
He wouldn't trust damn near $3 million
to someone like you.
455
00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:08,909
Oh, he trusted me with eight.

456
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,161
There's five more million under
the bed at that motel

457
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,246
in a couple of duffel bags and a suitcase.

458
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:16,917
You guys need to know how big
this mistake you're making is.

459
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,336
You have $8 million
of some drug kingpin's money?

460
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,880
-That's right.
-Why?

461
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,298
Don't worry about that.

462
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,884
The only question you guys
need to be asking is are you murderers?

463
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,511
You steal that money,
you're gonna have to kill me.

464
00:31:28,594 --> 00:31:30,931
'Cause there's another man
who works for Mr. Navarro,

465
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,474
a very serious man...
and he's gonna come to town.

466
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,810
He's gonna ask me where that money is.
And if I'm still alive,

467
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,479
I'm gonna have to tell him
that the Langmores stole it.

468
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,900
At which point he's gonna
find someone with your last name

469
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:45,195
and start removing their skin
until he locates the rest of you.

470
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,115
So you decide, right now,
once and for all, are you killers?

471
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,954
You know, a case could be made that...

472
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,916
the disappearance of Mr. Byrde

473
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:02,753
and the redistribution of this money...
constitutes a good thing.

474
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:07,383
He's aiding and abetting
the sale of drugs.

475
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,094
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, boy.

476
00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:14,975
Who knows how much pain and misery
he's caused?

477
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,310
-Would cause.
-Would cause.

478
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,687
To kids, even.

479
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,819
Okay.
480
00:32:26,902 --> 00:32:32,908
No, we won't be buying new cars
and trucks off the lot. Fine.

481
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:37,247
But Merle'd be happy to sell us
lightly used for cash, would he not?

482
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,331
Oh, yeah.

483
00:32:39,915 --> 00:32:45,213
You think the IRS radar's up
the 70-inch Samsungs?

484
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,548
I think not.

485
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:53,388
We're never ever going to get
another opportunity like this.

486
00:32:54,805 --> 00:32:58,226
Who's the weak link here? Hmm?
Who's got the big mouth?

487
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:02,355
Who's the weak link with the big mouth
and dates the trashy women

488
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:06,317
and drinks too much
with the trashy men? Who is it?

489
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:11,948
Who's the irresponsible one that's gonna
burn through theirs in, like, five years?

490
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,159
They're gonna come asking you
for a little bit of yours

491
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,744
and what are you gonna
tell that person? Hmm?
492
00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:19,747
You gonna tell them, "No"?
What happens then?

493
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:24,919
Do they threaten to rat you out
for stealing the money and killing me?

494
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,339
'Cause, don't forget,
for all this to work, you gotta kill me.

495
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,343
And did you know that Missouri
has the death penalty?

496
00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:37,432
So... unless you're prepared
to kill a family member

497
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,600
to keep yourself off death row,

498
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:44,564
you're looking at constant, continuous,
relentless pursuit

499
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:46,191
for the rest of your life.

500
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,151
- Yeah. I'm out.
- Yeah.

501
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:49,235
-Three.
-Oh, yeah.

502
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,445
Good choice.

503
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,323
- I'm sorry about Charlotte.
- Not good enough.

504
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:57,493
-We're taking a hundred grand.
-Mr. Navarro will take it back.

505
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,787
-Fifty, then.
-He'll take that, too.

506
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,458
-Thirty.
-Nope.

507
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,877
We're taking $20,000. Get 20...

508
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:08,879
That's a mistake.

509
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,174
...for our trouble
and dashed expectations.

510
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,300
--Okeydoke.

511
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,385
-Deal with it.
-You deal with it.

512
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,098
Or you can tell Mr. Navarro the truth.

513
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,891
You are a poor steward of his money.

514
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,310
I'll let him know.

515
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:25,730
Come on.

516
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,456
Almost got that done, didn't I?

517
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:50,171
Why do I have this feeling we both know
that you'd be better off dead?
518
00:35:56,111 --> 00:35:59,407
<span style="style_3"/>Route 78. Three miles south of I-80.

519
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,495
Well?

520
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,210
The jawbone was Hanson Sr.'s...

521
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,047
but I guarantee you, if the rest
of that ooze could take shape...

522
00:36:58,173 --> 00:37:00,510
you'd find Bruce Liddell in there, too.

523
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,516
And you're transferring to Missouri?

524
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,811
That's where Martin Byrde is.

525
00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:14,690
Alive and well, swiping his Amex.

526
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,317
How are we gonna do this?

527
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:24,409
Byrde liquidates his business.

528
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,828
Somebody does the same to Bruce.

529
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:34,084
He jerks his family from Chicago
and $8 million from the bank,

530
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,296
transporting both to southern Missouri.

531
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:39,799
Why?
532
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,093
That money was clean. Taxes were paid.

533
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:47,682
If he was scared of us freezing it,
he'd just wire it into offshore oblivion.

534
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,685
He needs that money.
For what, I do not know, but...

535
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,563
it'll be illegal.

536
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,400
And I'm gonna catch him.

537
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,278
And when I do,
he'll tell me exactly how and where

538
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:04,824
the cartels are laundering that money,
at which point I'll seize it. All of it.

539
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:10,079
And then my career will be made.

540
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,291
That's how I'm gonna do it.

541
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,711
You and me.

542
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,298
Have you thought about
how we're going to do this?

543
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:22,717
We're not.

544
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,163
Who loves his little girl?

545
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,389
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?

546
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,765
Where you going?

547
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,775
I just have to go somewhere.

548
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:07,362
I want you to go back to sleep, okay?

549
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,287
I'm sorry I left yesterday.

550
00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:17,915
I know.

551
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,001
It's okay.

552
00:40:24,254 --> 00:40:25,673
I made a friend.

553
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:29,635
His name is Tuck.

554
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,515
And he works at the Blue Cat Lodge.

555
00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,644
Nobody stays in the lodge or...

556
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,231
eats in the restaurant
or drinks at the bar.

557
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,194
That's your kind of place, right, Dad?

558
00:40:51,406 --> 00:40:54,034
Go back to sleep, okay? I love you.

559
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:56,996
I love you, too.
560
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,806
You know, someday you're gonna
have a little boy.

561
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,731
And I hope that you're as proud of him
as I am of you.

562
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:30,738
Okay.

563
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,865
Okay.

564
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,410
Go to sleep.

565
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,219
The insurance payout is a million dollars.

566
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,846
-Okay?
-Marty, you got the money back.

567
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,015
-You take the kids today...
-You... you won.

568
00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,433
-...and live off the credit card.
-You won.

569
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,061
I didn't win. How did I win?

570
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,689
I lost everything.

571
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,986
We have nothing.

572
00:42:12,487 --> 00:42:15,157
If I'm dead, we have something.
It's simple.
573
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,536
You take the kids today
and you live off the credit cards

574
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,538
-until the insurance pays out.
-You're not thinking straight.

575
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,414
Then you take that money
and you start over.

576
00:42:22,497 --> 00:42:23,624
You just need more time.

577
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,544
No, I don't, Wendy.
This was a dodge. This was a lie.

578
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,338
No one can wash $8 million down here.

579
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,840
Not in three months.

580
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:35,135
And when Del gets his $8 million back,
he'll be whole...

581
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,347
and if he knows that I'm dead,
I don't think that he...

582
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,474
I mean, he's got no reason to, uh...

583
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,352
To what?

584
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:45,605
He has...
He has no reason to kill... to kill us?

585
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,065
Yeah, I don't think that he will.
Why would he?
586
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:50,568
-You don't have to do this.
-I know.

587
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,735
-Listen.
-You don't.

588
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,154
-You don't have to--
-On this piece of paper is Del's e-mail.

589
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,449
And underneath it is an address
and the number of a storage unit.

590
00:42:57,532 --> 00:43:00,620
And that's where his money is.
That's where he'll find it.

591
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,454
In three hours,
I want you to call the sheriff,

592
00:43:02,537 --> 00:43:05,875
and I want you to tell the sheriff
that I haven't come back

593
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,710
-and that you're worried.
-Marty...

594
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,714
I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend,
near Sweetwater Bluff.

595
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:14,884
- Okay? Can you say that?

596
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,177
-Say that. Say that to me. Come on.
-Horseshoe...

597
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,139
- Horseshoe Bend. Near Sweetwater Bluff.
- Horseshoe Bend...
598
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,393
I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend,
near Sweetwater Bluff.

599
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,145
Sweetwater...

600
00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:28,313
Okay.

601
00:43:29,314 --> 00:43:30,775
That's where they're gonna find me

602
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:34,236
and then I want you to e-mail Del
and I want you to do it immediately, okay?

603
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:36,405
Because if somebody else
finds that money,

604
00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,574
if somebody else goes
poking around that storage place...

605
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:42,327
Marty. Marty, don't do this.

606
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,079
Don't. Do not do this.

607
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:05,600
Hello?

608
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:08,145
Hey, Bob. Good morning. It's Marty Byrde.

609
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:11,023
I've got a little bit
of a random question for you.

610
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:16,696
Have you, by chance, ever handled
any life insurance investigations?
611
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,864
A couple dozen. Why?

612
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:21,909
Okay, good. 'Cause I've got this friend

613
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:27,497
and he is looking for an answer,
or statistics, really,

614
00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:31,293
on how often carriers deny claims

615
00:44:31,376 --> 00:44:36,924
if there's any suspicion that
the policy holder has committed suicide.

616
00:44:41,386 --> 00:44:45,766
Does this client have an actual claim
that's been denied or is he just curious?

617
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,310
I think he just wants to know
how often the...

618
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,438
the claim is paid out
after the investigation.

619
00:44:51,521 --> 00:44:56,235
Uh, yeah, how, how many times
they follow through with the payment.

620
00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:59,822
Uh, you know, I guess a percentage, maybe?

621
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:03,408
I'm not sure. I mean, what can I tell him?
What do you think?

622
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:07,579
Uh, 85% or... or 70%? Is it... Is it less?

623
00:45:07,662 --> 00:45:11,291
If it's an individual by himself,
any death, it's gonna be investigated.
624
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,335
Sure, that's understandable.

625
00:45:13,418 --> 00:45:16,130
Um, but if it's an actual accident.

626
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,632
If it's a car accident, if it's...

627
00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:20,592
I don't know,
I don't know what it would be.

628
00:45:20,675 --> 00:45:23,053
If it's hiking or if it's--

629
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,765
It would depend. Now, this client...

630
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,225
say he's maybe had
recent financial problems

631
00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:32,646
or demonstrated unusual behavior,
like quitting his job suddenly.

632
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:38,944
Or... if maybe he had a spouse
who'd been unfaithful.

633
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,283
That's all ammunition
the insurance company would use

634
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,285
to try and not pay out.

635
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,120
Yeah, yeah, so...

636
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,622
would you put it at, like, 50%?

637
00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,967
Bob? Is it less than 50?

638
00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:05,637
I can't give you numbers.

639
00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:11,393
Mr. Byrde?

640
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,148
Thanks so much for your help.

641
00:46:50,765 --> 00:46:53,477
Yes, yes, I know. I...

642
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,105
I'm sure I'm worrying over nothing.
It's just he...

643
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,689
He doesn't know the roads here.

644
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,193
Exactly. That's all I ask.

645
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,447
All right. Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you.

646
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:15,749
--Hey, Dad.

647
00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,584
- Where's your mom?

648
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,718
Did you send the e-mail?

649
00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:30,973
Good.

650
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,144
Good.

651
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,026
I wasn't thinking straight.
652
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:02,588
Hey, pal.

653
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,300
Tell me more about the Blue Cat Lodge.

654
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:26,570
- What do you want?
- What do you want?

655
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,949
Go on. Get up. I got shit to do. Come on.

656
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,575
Up, up. Come on.

657
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:34,369
Miss Garrison,
I don't know anything about your business.

658
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:39,166
Therefore I have no suggestions
on how to improve it.

659
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:42,502
I invest in people, not businesses.

660
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,505
I look for people that are passionate
about what they do,

661
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,968
and for some reason,
they haven't found success.

662
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:52,471
And I know money.
I know how to make it work.

663
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,057
I know how to get it.

664
00:48:55,765 --> 00:49:01,105
I have it...
and I'm willing to invest it in you.
665
00:49:04,899 --> 00:49:09,529
Look, uh, Marty, I know this angle.

666
00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:12,699
You invest. Hmm?

667
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,660
And then we go and we remodel some units.

668
00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:20,290
And come June,
business improves incrementally...

669
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,751
and I take a little more money.

670
00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:25,045
And then July rolls around,
a little more money,

671
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:27,339
but it's advertising for the Fourth.

672
00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:30,050
And then a few more units are rented...

673
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:34,388
and it's better than nothing,
but it's still not enough

674
00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:37,391
to service the debt on the loan
I already owe the bank.

675
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,394
A loan secured by the mortgage
on this property.

676
00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:43,105
That old chestnut.

677
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,568
And then, before you know it,
it's Labor Day
678
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,488
and I'm in hock to you and the bank

679
00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:55,284
and you force a sale,
recoup your investment with interest.

680
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:59,288
I don't need you for that, Marty,
'cause I can fuck things up all by myself.

681
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,998
So get out.

682
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,208
Now.

683
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:23,019
Shit, I don't know.
I do know that he has a kitty named Henry.

684
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:27,982
Tuck, you are, without a doubt,
the biggest retard I've ever seen.

685
00:50:31,861 --> 00:50:32,946
Hey.

686
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:36,575
Don't use that word.
What the hell's the matter with you?

687
00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:39,828
-Did you say something to me?
-You can't use that word. Ever.

688
00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:43,540
You telling me what I can and can't say?

689
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:46,085
Yeah. I give that lesson to my kids,
they get it right away.

690
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,836
You got about 20 years on both of them
691
00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:49,588
and you still don't know
you can't say that shit?

692
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:05,937
I mean, why does he have to feel bad
just so you can feel good?

693
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:10,359
Plus, when you disrespect him,
you disrespect this whole place.

694
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:12,319
And you might be able to get away
with that kind of crap

695
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,697
at the dive bars you're used to going to,
but not here.

696
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,324
I won't tolerate it.

697
00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:21,077
- You won't tolerate it?
- That's right.

698
00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:26,916
I won't... tolerate it.

699
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,932
Now hang on a second.

700
00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:44,810
You take a big deep breath,
'cause I want you to look at something.

701
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:49,314
That wall's got about
50 years' worth of photographs.

702
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,483
One specifically, this one right here,

703
00:51:51,566 --> 00:51:53,443
with the kid and his dad
and that great big fish.

704
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:54,986
Bartender, can I see that picture there

705
00:51:55,069 --> 00:51:56,946
with the kid and his dad
and that big fish?

706
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:58,448
That's it. Thank you.

707
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,619
Now, this is an illusion.
Whoever took this photo

708
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:06,957
told this kid to push this fish forward
so it'd look bigger in the picture

709
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,961
because he wanted to make this memory
as special as possible, because he cared.

710
00:52:11,586 --> 00:52:12,754
That happens here.

711
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,591
And you want to disrespect that?
I don't think so.

712
00:52:17,175 --> 00:52:22,180
Now I want you to apologize
to that young man right now.

713
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,394
You miserable, redneck...

714
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:30,855
cocksucker.

715
00:52:55,129 --> 00:52:56,590
Who is that?

716
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:00,802
That is Buddy Dieker.
717
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,554
Who?

718
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:09,269
Mr. Dieker will be living in the basement
for a year... give or take.

719
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,564
Mom, what are we doing here?

720
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:22,741
Your father's laundering money
for a Mexican drug cartel.

721
00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,161
I shit you not.

722
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Hello, Mr. Dieker!