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♪ Last King Christmas
last arrived ♪

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♪ On the Christmas Christmas ♪

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Mmm.

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Jerry, you are really
giving it to this ham.

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Um, Merry Christmas.

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Hello?

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My parents are coming over
for the first time in years.

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Can we stow the
gadgets and look alive?

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Alive?

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For yourparents?

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Mm, good one.

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Hey, man! You "Hey, man!"

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This holiday is
about humanity.

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You know, I thought it was
about being born half-god or something.

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Whatever.

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All electronic items are going
in the stocking... now.

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Dad, I'm not
giving you my phone.

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Put it in the stocking, Summer,
or I'm joining Facebook.

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A-ho, ho, ho, everybody.

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More like
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."

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What is this?

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My parents are coming!

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Calm down, Jerry.

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This is Reuben, an old friend.

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Pearl Harbor.

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I check in on him once a year
and give him a little

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medical evaluation.
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Aww!

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Dad, that is so sweet!

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Yeah, it is.

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I don't get it.

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Korea.

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Don't worry about your
C-Christmas, Jerry.

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I'll be with Reuben in
my workshop while you guys are

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having another day in
Phil Collins' proverbial paradise.

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Huh.

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You think you know a guy.

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Okay, there's my parents.

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Now, remember...
no TV, no phones, no laptops.

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We are connecting this Christmas,

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like old-school
Jews on a Saturday.

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Hey, hey!

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Merry Christmas, son.

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Uh, hi.

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Can I help you?

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Jerry, this is Jacob.

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Didn't you get
our text message?

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No!

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You must be Jerry.

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That's a fine-looking apron.

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Williams-Sonoma?

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I wish!

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But thank you.

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So, you're a...
friend of the family?

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Uh, the way we see it,
he's a part of the family.

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Wow.

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After your father's brush with
cancer and losing your uncle,

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we looked at life and wondered,
how have we spent it,

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and how do we spend
the rest of it?

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What are we going to
be when we die...

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A list of fears
and questions

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or a collection
of real experiences?

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Holy crap.
Joyce, that's amazing.

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Then Jacob came into our lives,

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and...we're learning
to live again.

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All three of us.

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Cool.
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Eggnog?

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Now we are talking!

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This man's got the apron
and the eggnog, huh?

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Hi, Joyce. Leonard.

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Hello, there.

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Merry Christmas, man.

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Morty, a moment of your time?

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He's in bad shape, Morty.

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Aw, geez, Rick.
What'd you do?

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Gee, thanks, Morty.

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W-w-what kind of monster
do you think I am?

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I-I-I'm sitting here trying
to save the guy's life.

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I need your help.

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I want you to find
Dr. Xenon Bloom.

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He'll know what's going on.

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Uh, w-w-w-where...
where do I find Dr. Bloom?

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In Reuben.

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Reuben, Minne... Minnesota?

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Reuben on the table, Morty.

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Look, I-I-I I don't
have time for you to wrap your

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little walnut
around everything.

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Just hold your breath
until the process is over

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or your lungs will collapse.

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What proc...

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Hey, Dad, where's Morty?

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He's busy.

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Morty, can you hear me?

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Head north.

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Rick, where am I?

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Depending on my aim,

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you should be just
south of the entrance.

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Entrance to what?

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Welcome, Morty.

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Welcome...

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...to Anatomy Park!

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It's a little business venture
I've been cooking up on the side

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with Dr. Bloom... an amusement
park inside a human body.

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Science isn't ch...
cheap, Morty.

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This should really help
put a dent in the overhead.

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Oh, my God!

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This is insane!
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Spleen Mountain?

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Bladder Falls?
Pirates of the Pancreas?

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You got a problem with that last one, Morty?

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Huh? No, no.

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I'm just reading 'em out loud in
the order that I'm seeing 'em.

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Okay. All right.

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If I sounded a
little defensive,

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it's because Pirates of the
Pancreas was my baby.

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You know, I got...

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I got a lot of pushback
when I pitched it, Morty.

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I guess I'm still
a little defensive.

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Let's just find Dr. Bloom,
all right?

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I-I'm picking up a distress
signal in the liver, Morty.

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Proceed to the liver.

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Arriving at...

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...liver.

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Ow!

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Mind the gap.

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It's really scary
in here, Rick.

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The liver's under maintenance.

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Reuben's seen some
rough years, Morty.

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Don't judge.

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You don't agree to have a theme
park built inside you if your

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life's going great.

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Rick! It's a monster!

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No, no, no. Morty.

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The only monster here is
alco...holism.

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That is an
animatronic werewolf.

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Who are you?!

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Answer me!

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Where'd you come from?

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My... my... my
grandpa Rick sent me!

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Poncho!

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That's quite enough.

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Morty, that's Poncho.

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This is Roger and Annie.

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And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom.

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Hey, Bloom, it's Rick.

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What the hell's
going on here?

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I don't know why, but the entire
security system has shut down,
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and I'm afraid...
the exhibits are unlocked.

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Exhibits?

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Anatomy Park's greatest
attraction, young man,

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isn't the music
or the food or the...

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Pirates of the Pancreas.

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Watch it.

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It is, first and foremost, a
living museum of humanity's most

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noble and ferocious diseases.

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Diseases?

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Hey, doc.

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I got news for you.

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Your living museum is
officially a wild safari!

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Hepatitis A!
Run!

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Oh, the food goes
in your mouth, girl.

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Oh, Jacob.

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I-I'm sorry, Jacob.

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I-I guess I'm still confused
about the precise nature and

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origin of your relationship
with my parents.

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Are you, like, uh... are you,
like, their caretaker?

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Is that what it is?

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We can go into
detail later, son.

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Now, wait.
Th-there's no point to secrecy.

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Let's all live and die honestly.

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Your mother and I have shared
40 years of each other, mind,

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body, and soul, and when
minds and souls are joined

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for eternity and when eternity
is at the door,
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it's an invitation to let go of
the body and an opportunity

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to share and experiment.

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Dad, please.
What are you saying?

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Whatever it is, it's beautiful,
Leonard, and we support you.

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Hey, speak for yourself,
because it

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sounds like you're about
to say Jacob is your lover.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Jacob is your mother's lover.

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I watch them...

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Sometimes from a chair and
sometimes from a closet,

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almost always dressed
as Superman.

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Oh.

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Jerry, this ham has got
to be all you, right?

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It's incredible.

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Happy human holiday, Dad.

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Aah!

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Hepatitis won't follow us
into the respiratory system.

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That's strange.

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Airflow is down 20%.

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So, the brain isn't
getting enough oxygen.

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That's why
security's offline.

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Well, I guess we
better check it out.

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Hey! Wait for me!

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Put that back on!

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If we got up to the
Bronchial Catwalk,

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we could look
for a blockage.
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I'll go.

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Don't be a hero, kid.

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I'm not.

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I'm doing it because it's fun.

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We shouldn't be here.

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Whatever you do, do not
fire that thing in here.

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We must save Reuben.

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This is my life's work.

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It's all right, my dear.

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Nearly all human lungs contain a
strain of these bacteria,

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but the scar tissue
keeps them...

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dormant.

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Morty, get down!

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Whoa-ho-ho!
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Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh, what are those things?

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Tuberculosis...
coming in fast!

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Not faster than a bullet!

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Aah!

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No!

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Do you know what you've done?!

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Whoa!

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Get to the digestive tract!

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He's coughing!

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Whoaaaa!

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Don't let me die!

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Just take a deep breath,
Reuben.
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You're not gonna die!

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What's your name?

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My name is...

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Alexand...

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Rick... R-R-Reuben's got
tuberculosis!

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Oh, great work, Morty.

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Okay, I'll just
cure it and then...

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Okay.

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Well, I can't cure death.

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This is bad, Morty.

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You're trapped
in a dead man.

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Listen, if the situation
keeps darkening,

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do yourself a favor and pop by
Pirates of the Pancreas.

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Obviously I'm biased,
but I think it's great, Morty.

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It's a bunch of
pirates running around a

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pancreas.

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We don't whitewash it,
either, Morty.

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I mean, the pirates
are really rapey.

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The top priority is to get,
you know, you guys out of there,

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but I'm just saying, if that
becomes impossible, please,

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you gotta treat yourself.

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Oh, man.

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W-w-w-what is
that horrible smell?

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You mean the Panda Express?

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Kidding. I-I'm kidding.

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The body is beginning to
constrict and fill with gas.

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We're inside a corpse, my boy.

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Anatomy Park is doomed.

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Forget about the park,
doctor!

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How do we get out?

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The digestive tract is the
evacuation route.

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Get it?

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There's an emergency station in
the colon with a ray that can

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enlarge us all.

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Everybody, head for the colon!

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Now I'm taking orders
from a 12-year-old boy?

265
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:29,423
Morty, the scar sacs containing
the tuberculosis were sabotaged.

266
00:09:29,508 --> 00:09:31,592
This disaster
was an inside job.

267
00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:33,594
Keep your eye on Annie.

268
00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:35,763
She was written
up several times

269
00:09:35,847 --> 00:09:38,891
by her manager
at the Churro Stand.

270
00:09:38,975 --> 00:09:40,726
Intestines are ahead to the
left, then to the right,

271
00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:43,270
then left, et cetera.

272
00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,775
Hey, just so you know,
I-I-I'm actually 14.

273
00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:49,235
So, you know...
what?

274
00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:50,778
Not 12.

275
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,238
Okay.

276
00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:54,865
You know, because
he just said I was 12.

277
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,242
Oh.

278
00:09:56,326 --> 00:09:57,827
Good for you.

279
00:09:57,911 --> 00:09:59,578
Oof. Ugh. Morty.

280
00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:00,913
Strike one.

281
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,417
♪ It's a road of wonder ♪
282
00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:07,128
♪ A trail of food ♪

283
00:10:07,212 --> 00:10:11,006
♪ It's a pathway to break
up the bad and good ♪

284
00:10:11,091 --> 00:10:15,052
♪ It's a tube that digests
and then sends out the rest ♪

285
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:19,140
♪ It's a small,
small intestine ♪

286
00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,809
It goes on like
this for miles.

287
00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:24,228
Then we get to the
large intestine!

288
00:10:25,564 --> 00:10:27,356
Shh!
I hear something.

289
00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:32,403
Don't move.

290
00:10:32,487 --> 00:10:36,240
Gonorrhea can't see
us if we don't move.

291
00:10:38,785 --> 00:10:39,660
Wait, I was wrong.

292
00:10:39,744 --> 00:10:40,786
I was thinking of a T. Rex.

293
00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:44,373
Move!

294
00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:49,253
We're sitting ducks!
295
00:10:49,337 --> 00:10:51,255
Doc, didn't you say that the
body was filling with gas?

296
00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:52,631
Yes. Why?

297
00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,592
Kid, you're a genius.

298
00:10:54,676 --> 00:10:55,676
Are you mad?!

299
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,969
Everybody, in here!

300
00:10:58,263 --> 00:10:59,388
Hey, Gonorrhea!

301
00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:01,932
How's this for a
burning sensation?

302
00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:10,065
Huh.

303
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:14,236
♪ Drummer drum drum
drum drum drum ♪

304
00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:16,280
♪ Drum drum drum
drum drum drum ♪

305
00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:17,281
♪ Christmas drums ♪

306
00:11:17,365 --> 00:11:18,532
Oh, sing it, Summer.

307
00:11:18,617 --> 00:11:20,743
♪ Christmas drums being played
by a b-o-o-o-y ♪

308
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,036
Oh, I love to hear you sing.

309
00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:26,081
Jerry, come on.

310
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,291
This is what you wanted.

311
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,334
I get it, Beth.

312
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:29,543
Be careful what
you wish for.

313
00:11:29,628 --> 00:11:31,253
I'm being punished
for taking your iPad.

314
00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:32,213
What?

315
00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:33,714
Jerry, let that stuff go, okay?

316
00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,257
I'm sorry I was
a bitch earlier.

317
00:11:35,342 --> 00:11:37,301
Let's just be here.

318
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,303
Summer!

319
00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:40,304
Ethan?

320
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:41,347
What are you doing here?

321
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:42,431
I've been texting
you for hours!
322
00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:43,641
What the hell?!

323
00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:44,642
I don't have my phone!

324
00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:46,185
I'm doing a human holiday!

325
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,979
Well, did you even consider
how that might make me feel?!

326
00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:50,231
How you feel?!

327
00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:52,566
Why is everything always
happening to you?!

328
00:11:52,651 --> 00:11:54,485
Summer, do you
have a boyfriend?

329
00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:56,028
Yeah, do you, Summer?

330
00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:56,904
I don't know, Ethan.

331
00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:58,113
Do I?!

332
00:11:58,198 --> 00:12:00,991
Jerry, no disrespect,
but you really need to

333
00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:02,993
connect more with
your family, man.

334
00:12:04,537 --> 00:12:06,330
I should be able to access the
backup generator to get the

335
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,706
growth ray online.

336
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,750
If it works, we'll be
regular-sized in a few minutes.

337
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,877
I just hope Reuben's not in a
room with white carpets

338
00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:12,920
or upholstery.

339
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:15,381
What the hell is that?

340
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,590
The Sphincter Dam.

341
00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:18,425
We built it when Reuben became
incontinent,

342
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,303
but it was not designed
to hold a corpse load.

343
00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:23,305
I've almost got it.

344
00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,140
Everybody, move
inside the circle.

345
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:27,351
Poncho?

346
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:28,644
What is this in your backpack?

347
00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,980
That's Bubonic plague!

348
00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:32,481
What are you doing
with that, Poncho?

349
00:12:33,441 --> 00:12:34,400
Everybody, get back!

350
00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:35,901
Poncho, you son of a bitch!

351
00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:39,280
You released the tuberculosis
so you could steal from me?

352
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,698
That's right, baby.

353
00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:42,908
A lot of people
would pay top dollar

354
00:12:42,993 --> 00:12:44,868
to decimate the population.

355
00:12:44,953 --> 00:12:46,287
I'll take the highest bidder...

356
00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:48,122
Al-Qaeda, North Korea,

357
00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:51,333
Republicans, Shriners, balding
men that work out,

358
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:54,336
people on the internet that are
only turned on by cartoons

359
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,046
of Japanese teenagers...

360
00:12:56,131 --> 00:13:00,551
Anything is better than working
for you, you pompous, negligent,

361
00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:04,847
iTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday-
bonus-giving mother...
362
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,600
Come on!

363
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:12,730
Aah!

364
00:13:12,814 --> 00:13:13,605
Get off!

365
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:18,277
You guys!

366
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,611
It's gonna burst! Go!

367
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:20,571
Go, go, go!

368
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:24,199
My foot is stuck.

369
00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:25,743
No! It's okay!

370
00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:27,828
It's okay. Just go.
Tell my family I love them.

371
00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:29,872
They may be hard to find 'cause
my wife kept her last name and

372
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:32,374
she made the kids take it, too,
so, I-I don't know, you can...

373
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:33,876
No!

374
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:39,548
Let me ask you a question,
Ethan.

375
00:13:39,632 --> 00:13:41,425
Where's the anger
coming from, man?

376
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:44,178
From Summer being
a total bitch!

377
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:49,099
Where's the anger
coming from?

378
00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:52,686
My brother...took me fishing
once...in the bushes...

379
00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:55,314
I can't...I can't...

380
00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:58,025
He made me feel like a girl!

381
00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:00,402
I... he made me a girl!

382
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,572
He didn't make
you anything, man.

383
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,449
You are who you are.

384
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,201
She is who she is.

385
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:09,536
Now, you go to her...brand-new.

386
00:14:09,621 --> 00:14:10,621
Come here, right now.

387
00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:11,580
Oh, my God.

388
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:12,915
I'm so sorry, Ethan!
389
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:14,041
I love you!

390
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:14,958
I love you so much.

391
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,003
Um...

392
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,838
You did it again, cubbie.

393
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:21,006
Come here.

394
00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,763
No! Stop! I hate this!

395
00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:30,808
Well, Christmas doesn't revolve
around what you hate, son.

396
00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:32,142
Well, then I hate Christmas!

397
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:33,560
Enjoy being human!

398
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,270
You guys are gross and lame.

399
00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:37,439
My name's Reuben Ridley.

400
00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:40,567
You're inside me right now, but
by the end of this journey...

401
00:14:40,652 --> 00:14:41,610
Whoopsie.

402
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:43,946
I'll be inside all of you.

403
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,948
My story begins during

404
00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,367
the dot-com crash
in the early '90s.

405
00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:52,079
You can put your fingers
wherever you want.

406
00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:54,081
Morty, you want to put it
on mute or something?

407
00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,499
I'm... I'm trying to
concentrate.

408
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,500
Uh...Rick?

409
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:57,835
Not now, Jerry.

410
00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,545
I've got much,
much smaller fish to fry.

411
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,380
I wanted to say I'm sorry
I ever judged you.

412
00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:03,632
Right now,
you're my sanest relative.

413
00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:05,384
Relative.

414
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:06,593
R-relative size!

415
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,387
Jerry, hand me a scalpel
and a bundle of dynamite.
416
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:09,721
Morty, can you get
to the left nipple?

417
00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:11,056
Are you kidding?

418
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:12,641
I'm hoping I can get
to both of 'em, Rick.

419
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,518
No, Morty, I'm talking about
Reuben's left nipple.

420
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,230
We need to get
to the left nipple!

421
00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:19,982
The body is decaying.

422
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,317
The arterial transit
system is useless.

423
00:15:22,402 --> 00:15:24,194
We can try the service shuttle.

424
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:25,737
It's connected to
the skeletal system.

425
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,781
That's why we call
it the bone train.

426
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,909
Would you like to ride
the bone train, Miss?

427
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,536
If it'll get us out of here.

428
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,121
How about you, Morty?
429
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:37,082
Would you like to
ride the bone train?

430
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,375
Why are you doing this bit?

431
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,085
We're gonna die! Let's go!

432
00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:45,090
Well...I can see you're busy.

433
00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:46,508
Merry Christmas, Rick.

434
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:51,388
There's no auto pilot.

435
00:15:51,473 --> 00:15:54,600
One of us will have to stay
here and operate it manually.

436
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,815
Uh, well...
No, you're... you're right.

437
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,942
I-It was a dick move for me
to even pause like that.

438
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,068
This is all my fault.

439
00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:06,445
You go on.

440
00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:08,447
What the hell is that?

441
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:09,823
E. Coli outbreak.

442
00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:10,741
Hurry!

443
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,037
Wait, there is an autopilot.

444
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,705
Wait!

445
00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:18,290
It's okay! Never mind!

446
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:21,168
I wanted to sacrifice
myself anyway!

447
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,881
They're... they're chewing
through the doors!

448
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,425
We're in the areola, Rick...

449
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:31,720
almost to the nipple, but we're
also in a really bad situation!

450
00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,472
I'm almost there, Morty!

451
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:45,901
Reports from all over the
country have been coming in

452
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,278
about what a ppears
to be a giant,

453
00:16:48,363 --> 00:16:51,615
naked man over the
continental United States.

454
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,076
We now go to Tom Randolph
in New York. Tom?

455
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,329
Well, the eyes aren't twinkling
and the dimples aren't merry,

456
00:16:57,413 --> 00:17:01,333
but I'm standing under a
nose like a 70-mile cherry.

457
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,543
Thank you, Tom.

458
00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:05,212
Let's go now to Eric McMahan
in Los Angeles.

459
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,214
We've got feet here on
the West Coast, Bill...

460
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,674
giant feet,

461
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,717
even relative to the
giant man's size,

462
00:17:10,802 --> 00:17:13,470
and you know what
they say about that.

463
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:15,556
Well, if the old
adage is true,

464
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:20,727
one can only wonder what's going
down in the Rocky Mountains.

465
00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:22,854
Wha?

466
00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:34,283
Oh my God, the track!

467
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,659
It's Hepatitis A!

468
00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:37,202
Aaaah!

469
00:17:52,594 --> 00:17:54,136
The nipple hole.

470
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,388
It's beautiful.

471
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:04,146
Oh, no!

472
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,731
Holy crap!

473
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,110
Whoa! It's Hepatitis C!

474
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,241
Um...wait...

475
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,785
Did we have some sort of
relationship with him?

476
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:20,287
I think they're
just like that?

477
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,164
I think they're
just good guys.

478
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,666
Oh. Huh.

479
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,084
Where's Dr. Bloom?

480
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:27,711
I'm sorry, Rick,
but he's dead.

481
00:18:27,795 --> 00:18:28,837
God damn it, Morty.
482
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,672
I ask you to do one thing!

483
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,309
Jerry doesn't know
what he's missing.

484
00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:43,727
He'll come around, Beth.

485
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,312
Christmas is a special time.

486
00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:47,439
It has funny ways of
bringing families together.

487
00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:48,857
I don't know, Jacob.

488
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:51,985
Jerry got an invitation to be
alive today, and he rejected it.

489
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,529
I don't know if
our marriage will...

490
00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,701
It's raining blood!

491
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:00,911
Oh, shit. Find Jerry.

492
00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:01,912
Oh, God.

493
00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:03,747
Jerry!
It's all right.

494
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,749
The TV says there's
nothing to worry about.

495
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,669
The giant, naked sky
Santa has exploded.

496
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:12,214
Blood and chunks of viscera are
raining down on the country.

497
00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:14,216
Everything should be fine.

498
00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:16,343
Oh, yes.

499
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:17,719
Dad, can I have
my phone back?

500
00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:19,221
A sure, sweetie. Here.

501
00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,640
Everybody, take a device.

502
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,266
It'll help you relax.

503
00:19:23,351 --> 00:19:24,351
This is nice.

504
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,727
Yeah.

505
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:28,605
Look, I guess we really learned
something this Christmas, Jacob.

506
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:29,773
No, we didn't, Dad.

507
00:19:29,857 --> 00:19:31,692
No, we didn't.

508
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:34,736
Too bad about Dr. Bloom.
509
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:35,987
He was a genius...

510
00:19:36,072 --> 00:19:38,323
the only man capable of
creating a new Anatomy Park.

511
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,909
Actually, I studied
Dr. Bloom's work.

512
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:43,203
I-I-I-I believe I have the
knowledge necessary to create

513
00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:44,996
an entirely new,
much safer park.

514
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:46,039
What about...

515
00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:47,416
Pirates of the Pancreas?

516
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,918
I think it was one of the
most underrated attractions.

517
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:52,504
Boo-yah!
Hold your breath.

518
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:54,673
Hey, w-w-what the hell,
Rick?!

519
00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:56,675
What the hell, man! I liked her!

520
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:58,635
I really had something
going there, Rick!

521
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,970
Yeah, so I heard.
522
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:01,722
you dodged a bullet,
Morty... trust me.

523
00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:03,515
Puffy vagina.

524
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:04,850
W-what's wrong with that?

525
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:06,393
That doesn't sound
like a problem to me.

526
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:07,644
I don't know.

527
00:20:07,729 --> 00:20:08,812
Come on,
let's get some stuffing.

528
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,272
I'm starving.

529
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:13,567
Oh, unbelievable.

530
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:15,944
We got... we got a bunch of
robot, computer people,

531
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,697
sitting around with their faces
stuffed into computer screens.

532
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,824
Do you guys realize that
Christ was born today?

533
00:20:20,908 --> 00:20:24,369
Jesus Christ, our savior,
was born today.

534
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,037
Are... are... are
you people even human?

535
00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,081
What kind of
Christmas is this?

536
00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:00,989
Hey, Rick? Rick, can you hear me?

537
00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:01,865
Loud and clear, Annie.

538
00:21:01,949 --> 00:21:02,866
Great.

539
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,743
We're also on with Alejandro,
our Chief Imaginarian.

540
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:05,869
Hey, Rick.

541
00:21:05,953 --> 00:21:08,163
Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter
from Microscopic Marketing,

542
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,874
Zack from Organ Concepts,
and Jamie from New Media.

543
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,250
Hey, everybody.

544
00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:13,293
Hi, how's it going? Hi, Rick.

545
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:14,836
So, Pirates of the Pancreas.

546
00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:15,879
Yeah. Talk to me.

547
00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:17,422
Hey, Rick.
It's Alejandro speaking.
548
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,675
Um, so, we asked ourselves,
internally...

549
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,010
we asked ourselves over here,

550
00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:24,012
"Okay, what does
a pancreas do?"

551
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:26,681
and the answer was,
"Does it make pirates?"

552
00:21:26,766 --> 00:21:28,809
No, it makes insulin,
you know?

553
00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,560
So, we're starting
with a new...

554
00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:33,021
Those guys are
inside me, huh?

555
00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,773
Like, building a park?

556
00:21:34,857 --> 00:21:36,775
Those guys are inside you
building a piece of shit, Ethan!

557
00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:38,610
They're inside you building
a monument to compromise!

558
00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:40,320
Fuck 'em.

559
00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:41,363
Fuck those people.

560
00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:43,990
Fuck this whole thing, Ethan.
561
00:21:44,075 --> 00:21:45,534
Cool.

562
00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:46,451
And who pays me?

563
00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:49,830
Did you get any of that?

564
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:51,748
It's a good-a show!

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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