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Coin collecting is considered
the perfect hobby.

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...beautiful putt
right there...

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Good birdie.

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That's only the...
eighth birdie of the day.

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What?

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Why are you looking at me?

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You want to go outside?

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Outside?

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Outside?

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Are you kidding me?! Come on!

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Oh, my God.

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W-what's wrong?

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Your idiot dog!

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Oh, he...
he didn't mean it, Dad.
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D-did you, Snuffles?

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You're a good boy.

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Don't praise him now, Morty!

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He just peed on the carpet!

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Bad dog! Bad!

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Morty, come on.

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I need your help tonight.

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Hey, wait, hold on a second,
Rick.

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You wouldn't by any chance have
some sort of crazy science thing

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you could whip up that might
help make this dog a little

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smarter, would you?

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I thought the whole point
of having a dog was to

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feel superior, Jerry.

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If I were you,
I wouldn't pull that thread.

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Come on, Morty.

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Listen, Rick, if you're
gonna stay here rent-free

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and use my son for
your stupid science,

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the least you could do is
put a little bit of it to use

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for the family.

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You make that dog smart or...

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Morty's grounded!

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Ha-ha! Aw, man!

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Boy, you really got me up
against a wall this time, Jerry.

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All right, Ruffles...
What's his name?

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Snuffles.

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Snuffles, shake.

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Roll over.
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Go to the bathroom.

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- Holy crap!
- No way.

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Yeah, you're at the top
of your game now, Jerry.

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Have fun.

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Come on, Morty.

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That was fantastic, Rick!

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Yeah, Morty, if you

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like that, boy, you're... you're
really going to flip your lid

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over this one.

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W-w-w-what is it?

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It's a device, Morty, that
when you put it in your ear,

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you can enter
people's dreams, Morty.

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It's just like that movie that
you keep crowing about.
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You talking about
"Inception"?

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That's right, Morty.
This is gonna be a lot like

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that, except, you know, it's
gonna maybe make sense.

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"Inception" made sense.

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You don't have to
try to impress me, Morty.

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Listen, tonight we're gonna go
into the home of your math teacher,

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Mr. Goldenfold, and
we're g... we're gonna incept

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the idea in his brain to give
you A's in math, Morty.

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That way you can, you know...

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y-you're gonna help me with my
science, Morty, all the time.

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Geez, Rick, in the time it
took you to make this thing,

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couldn't you have just,

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you know, helped me
with my homework?

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Are you listening
to me, Morty?

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Homework is stupid.

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The whole point is
to get less of it.

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J-J... come on,
let... j...

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let's just get over there
and deal with this thing.

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W-we're gonna incept
your teacher.

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Y-y-y-y-y-you're
frustrating me.

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You don't know me!

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Nice, Mrs. Pancakes...
real nice.

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Next week on "The Days And
Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"...

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You don't know me!

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Then let me get to know you,
damn it!
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Uh-oh! Spoilers!

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I'm a full season behind.

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Wow, Rick, I can't believe
we're sitting around,

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standing around in
Mr. Goldenfold's house.

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It's really weird.

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It's about to get a whole
lot weirder, Morty.

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Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins.

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I'll take two.

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Oh, I think you've
had enough, sir.

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You don't know me.

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All right, Morty,
time to make our move.

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Make it bounce.

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No, you didn't.

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Oh, jiggle it now.

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You better stop with that.

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Allahu Akbar!

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We're gonna take control
of this plane!

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We're gonna 9/11 it unless
Morty Smith gets better grades

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in math!

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Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!

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The name's not buddy.

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It's Goldenfold.

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Nice to wheat you!

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Take cover, Morty!

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Ooh!

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Goldenfold's got more control
here than I anticipated.

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I mean, the guy teaches
high-school math.
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I-I-I-I didn't take him
for an active dreamer.

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We got to take him out
so he wakes up, Morty.

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But we can't get killed.

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If you get killed in
someone else's dream,

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you die for real, Morty.

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What?! Are you kidding me?!

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Ohhhhhh!

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Don't be a baby!

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You avoid getting shot in real
life all the time, Morty.

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Just do the same thing here,
and we'll be fine!

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Now bring me my slippers.

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Now, be my footstool,
Snuffles.

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This is what
I'm talking about.
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This is a dog.

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Oh, yeah.

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This should play
outjust fine.

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You said the same thing,
equally sarcastically,

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at our wedding
and guess what.

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Oh, my God.

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He's trying to tell
us something.

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That is so awesome.

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Aw, he's saying
"I love lasagna."

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He's saying
"I love Obama."

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So cute!

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I'm posting this online,
like, right now.

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I should call Bob Saget.
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Is that still a thing?

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Hmm?

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Goldenfold,
we're coming out!

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We just want to talk!

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Why would I
negotiate with you?

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Because we're both rational
adults that don't want anything

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bad to happen.

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And because I
have a human shield.

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Mrs. Pancakes!

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Oh, no, Morty.

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His subconscious is panicking.

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Run!

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Relax, Morty.

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Look!
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Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.

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Come on!

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Hey, you don't know me!

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Oh, no, Rick, look!

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Goldenfold landed the plane,

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and he's created a mechanical
arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes

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out of the air while he lets us
fall into a giant vat of lava!

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Pretty concise, Morty.

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Looks like we've merely
prolonged the inevitable.

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That's it, Morty!

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Prolonging the inevitable!

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Listen, if we go into Mrs.
Pancakes' dream,

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everything will go
100 times slower, Morty.

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That'll buy us some time to
figure this out!

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You don't know m...

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All right, let's go.

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Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.

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Don't judge, Morty.

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Okay.

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All right, well...

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Look, Mrs. Pancakes
is right over there.

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I'll just go ask her to tell
Goldenfold not to kill us

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when she wakes up.

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Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to
incepting is making people think

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they came up
with the idea.

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Listen to me.

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If we're gonna incept Mrs.
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I'll talk to
you after lunch.

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Ooh, hey!

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Ooh, oh!

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Oh, man.

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- Come and join us.
- I'm sorry. No, no.

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- Ooh, come here!
- No, thanks!

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Ooh, wow!
Come over here, baby!

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No, I'm okay.

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Whoa!

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Summer?!

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Hey, there, stranger.

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What do you think
of these things?

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Ohh! Oh! Gross!
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Gross!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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What's the matter with you,
Morty? Calm down!

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You're kind of killing
the vibe in here.

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It's S-S-S-Summer!

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Aw, geez.

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Looks like Goldenfold has some
predilections so shameful he

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buries them in the dreams
of the people in his dreams,

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including a pervy attraction
to your underage sister.

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Can you blame him?

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Come on, old man, little boy.

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Let's make an
inter-generational sandwich.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

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Put some clothes on,
for pete's sake!

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This is disgusting!

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I'm gonna puke!

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I can't take it, Rick!

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Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure
chamber are punishable by death!

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Off with their heads!

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Time to go another
dream deep, Morty!

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What the hell?

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Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream
version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream

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version of a
Centaur be dreaming

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about a scary place
like this, Rick?

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Geez, I don't know, Morty.

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Wha-what do you want from me?

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Welcome to your nightmare,
bitch!

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Oh, here we go!

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Holy crap!

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Looks like some sort of legally
safe knock-off of an '80s horror

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character with miniature swords
for fingers instead of knives.

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I'm Scary Terry.

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You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!

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Whoa! Hey, buddy.

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What you got going on there?

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Snuffles fix.

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Make better.

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Humans understand
Snuffles now?

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That...is...awesome!

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Snuffles want to
be understood.
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Snuffles need to be understood.

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Okay, yeah.

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I get what Beth
was talking about.

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Fun's over.

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Whoa, Dad, you can't, like,

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endow a creature with
sentience and then rip it away.

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Why not?

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I don't know.

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It's Indian giving.

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A sophisticated predator,
nature's perfect killing

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machine, the vicious wolf
stalks its prey with purpose

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and skill.

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It was only with years of
selective breeding and genetic

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altering that this noble beast
was transformed into man's

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subservient little buddy.

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Aw! Oh, my God!

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He recognizes the
other dogs on TV.

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♪ "A," "B" ♪

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♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪

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♪ "C," "D" ♪

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♪ He's very scary ♪

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Holy crap!

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We have to escape into
someone else's dreams, Morty!

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Ohhhhh!

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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

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♪ "E," "F" ♪

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♪ He'll design your death ♪

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The little girl!

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Huh?

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♪ "J," "K,"
He'll really ruin your day ♪

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Are you kidding me?
This again?

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Oh, man, it looks like we've
hit dream bedrock here, Morty.

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Oh, geez, Rick.

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00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,488
W-w-whoa, this isn't good.

261
00:09:52,572 --> 00:09:54,865
Nothing but fear from
here on out, bitch!

262
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:55,825
Ohhhh!

263
00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:56,742
Holy crap, Morty.

264
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,035
He can travel through dreams.

265
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,662
He can travel through dreams!

266
00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:01,163
We're so screwed!

267
00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:12,341
Where are my testicles,
Summer?
268
00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:17,346
Where are my testicles, Summer?

269
00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,430
They were removed.

270
00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:20,015
Where have they gone?

271
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,684
Oh, wow.

272
00:10:21,768 --> 00:10:24,186
That's an intense line of
questioning, Snuffles.

273
00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,771
Do not call me that!

274
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,108
"Snuffles"
was my slave name.

275
00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:32,403
You shall now call me Snowball
because my fur is pretty

276
00:10:32,487 --> 00:10:33,612
and white.

277
00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:36,907
Okay, Snowball,
just calm down, okay?

278
00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:37,950
You're scaring me.

279
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,285
Scaring you?

280
00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:43,038
Tell me, Summer, if a human
was born with stumpy legs,

281
00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:45,124
would they breed it with
another deformed human

282
00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,419
and put their children on
display like the Dachshund?

283
00:10:48,503 --> 00:10:49,378
Uhhh...

284
00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:50,296
Hey.

285
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,047
Oh, wow.

286
00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:53,841
Okay, is... is...
is everything okay in here?

287
00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:56,385
Jerry, come to rub my
face in urine again?

288
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:57,845
No!

289
00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:02,349
No, we were...uh, just seeing
if Summer wanted to...uh...

290
00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:05,603
Go on, um, one of our famous
midnight family walks!

291
00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:06,979
Yeah. Totally.

292
00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:08,022
Let's go.

293
00:11:10,817 --> 00:11:14,612
You will walk when it
is time to walk.

294
00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:21,410
What are we here for again?
Incepting?

295
00:11:21,494 --> 00:11:23,704
We're trying to incept
me to get an "A" in math?

296
00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:24,872
Oh, yeah.

297
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,000
Buckle up, bitch!

298
00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:31,879
Man, he sure says
"Bitch" a lot!

299
00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,548
You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!

300
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,634
Hold on, Morty.
Y-you know what?

301
00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:39,053
He keeps saying we can
run but we can'thide.

302
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,304
I say we try hiding.

303
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:41,764
But that's the
op posite of what...

304
00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:43,766
Yeah, well, since when are
we taking this guy's advice on anything?

305
00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,767
Hey, you know what?

306
00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,393
You got a really
good point there, Rick.
307
00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,146
Like, if the truth was that we
could hide, it's not like

308
00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:51,357
he'd be sharing that
information with us, you know?

309
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,901
I-I-I think it's a good idea,
Rick.

310
00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:54,944
Worst-case scenario...

311
00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:56,528
we're back to running.

312
00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:02,743
Wow, you know what?

313
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,578
I mean, it looks like we could
have just hid this whole time.

314
00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,038
Boy, Rick,
that was some good thinking.

315
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,539
Thanks, Morty.

316
00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,291
Yeah, it's nice to be on the
same page every once in a while.

317
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,210
You can run...

318
00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:14,171
but you can't hide!

319
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,968
Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that.
320
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,219
He's getting sleepy.

321
00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:22,221
Just a little bit longer
before he calls it a day.

322
00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:23,889
That's when we
make our move.

323
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,856
Snuffles, we didn't
mean you any harm!

324
00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,942
This is a huge
misunderstanding.

325
00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,819
Dad, he wants to
be called Snowball.

326
00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:38,237
Well, I'm not
calling him that.

327
00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:39,363
That's ridiculous.

328
00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:41,657
You're being very
aggressive, Jerry.

329
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:44,493
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps
will solve that problem

330
00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:45,911
with a bit of surgery.

331
00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:49,915
You think you can control
me with a haircut?

332
00:12:57,966 --> 00:13:00,092
Hi, honey. You're home early.
How was your day?

333
00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:01,468
I don't want to talk about it!

334
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,262
Oh, of course. You never
want to talk about it.

335
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,763
Get off my back, bitch!

336
00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:09,226
Out there.
Not in here.

337
00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:12,187
Yeah, I know, I know.

338
00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:15,816
I shouldn't take my anger
out on you or Scary Brandon.

339
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,401
I love you, Melissa.

340
00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,403
I love you, too, Terry.

341
00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:22,114
Morty, this is perfect.

342
00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:23,532
After a little scary coitus,

343
00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:26,160
they should be fast asleep
and then we'll incept him.

344
00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:32,666
Looks like Scary Terry's
having a nightmare.

345
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:33,959
Oh, boy, Rick.
346
00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,337
I can only imagine what horrible
things must, you know...

347
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:38,922
...scare Scary Terry.

348
00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:41,884
Oh, no!

349
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,260
I'm late to class, bitch!

350
00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:44,720
Oh, no!

351
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,305
I'm not wearing any pants!

352
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:51,435
Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't
you tell the whole class

353
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:54,813
the proper wordplay to use when
one is chasing one's victim

354
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:57,107
through a pumpkin patch?

355
00:13:57,192 --> 00:13:59,151
Oh...um...

356
00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:00,110
"Bitch."

357
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:03,113
Oh, come on, Terry,
you can't think of a pun

358
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:05,783
involving pumpkins, bitch?

359
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,034
Hey, leave him alone!

360
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,494
Yeah, this is a
bunch of bullcrap.

361
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,372
Who cares what stupid pun you
make when you kill someone?

362
00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:13,457
Why don't you let the poor guy
say whatever he wants?

363
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,334
Well, I never!

364
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,669
I-I see no reason to
stand here and take this.

365
00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:21,131
You're putting too much pressure
on yourself, Scary Terry.

366
00:14:21,216 --> 00:14:24,176
You know, I mean, y-you're
perfectly scary enough as it is.

367
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:28,013
Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even
trip about your pants...dawg.

368
00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:29,556
Here's a pair on us, fool.

369
00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:31,558
Aww, bitch.

370
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,060
I don't know what to say.

371
00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:34,061
You don't need
to say anything.

372
00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:35,062
We got you, dawg.

373
00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,021
You're our boy, dawg.

374
00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:37,564
Don't even trip.

375
00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:47,032
Oh, hey, it's you guys!

376
00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:50,494
I haven't seen him
this relaxed in years.

377
00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:53,455
If you guys ever need anything,
just say the word.

378
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,915
As a matter of fact, Terry,

379
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,417
there is something
you could help us with.

380
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,129
♪ "Q," "R,"
You won't get very far ♪

381
00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,630
I always hated that song!

382
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:08,595
These halves don't
belong together, bitch!

383
00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,518
Sex is sacred!

384
00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:23,986
This is because you don't give
Morty Smith good grades, bitch!

385
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,365
Holy crap! God damn!

386
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:32,870
I know one thing for sure...
I'm giving Morty an "A" in math,

387
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,830
and that's my idea.

388
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:37,040
That is an original thought.

389
00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,214
What the hell?

390
00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:46,758
Out of the frying pan dot,
dot, dot, huh, Morty?

391
00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,302
Oh, man, what's going on?

392
00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,554
Well, it's possible that
your dog became self-aware

393
00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,681
and made modifications on
the cognition amplifier,

394
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,683
then turned on Jerry, Beth,
and Summer after learning

395
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,894
about humanity's cruel
subjugation of his species,

396
00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,021
but your guess is as
good as mine, Morty.

397
00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:02,149
I can't believe how
mean Snuffles got just

398
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,692
because he's smart.

399
00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:06,695
This is why I choose to get C's.
Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.

400
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:07,613
Dad!

401
00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:08,655
Rick!

402
00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:11,492
Oh, thank God, Morty.

403
00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:12,576
Oh, you're welcome.

404
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,036
All right,
let's get out of here.

405
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,580
If we hurry we can set
up camp in a sewer tunnel

406
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,582
or something before the dogs
completely take over.

407
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:19,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

408
00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:20,584
We're not going anywhere.

409
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:21,627
This is my house.

410
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:22,711
I'm not abandoning it.

411
00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:24,046
It's all over, Jerry.
412
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,131
The dogs are on a path
to total world domination.

413
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:28,926
But, hey, at least they know not
to piss on your carpet, right?

414
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,093
Wait a minute.

415
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:31,178
I have an idea.

416
00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:35,724
Gentlemen,
a moment of your time.

417
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:38,852
See that?

418
00:16:38,937 --> 00:16:40,729
I'm peeing all over
your special guns.

419
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:42,814
That means I own them.

420
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,361
Bad person. Bad.

421
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:48,862
Ooh, great plan, Jerry.

422
00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:50,531
Bring the boy to me.

423
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,036
You were always kind to me,
Morty.

424
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,539
That's why I will leave
you with your testicles.

425
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:02,709
From now on, you will be my best
friend and live by my side.

426
00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,253
Th-thanks, Snuffles.

427
00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,216
Begin phase two.

428
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,218
Fighting continues as the dog

429
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:13,470
army captures the
Eastern seaboard.

430
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:16,515
It appears clear at this time
that the era of human

431
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,601
superiority has come
to a bitter end.

432
00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,398
Please! Please don't kill me!

433
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,525
What's she saying, Bill?

434
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:29,278
I think she's saying,
"I love lasagna."

435
00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:49,965
Mmm.

436
00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:51,592
Thank you, Fido.

437
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:54,011
Rick!

438
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,137
I thought you were dead!
439
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:56,138
No, no, no,
I was just playing dead.

440
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,389
Good news, though, Morty.

441
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:58,515
This whole thing's
gonna be over really soon.

442
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,391
What?

443
00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:00,392
It's a dream, Morty.

444
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:01,685
We're in your dog's dream.

445
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:02,978
The night the
dogs captured us,

446
00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:05,272
after you cried and
crapped your pants, we...

447
00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,690
we all went to sleep.

448
00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,859
Then I used my dream inceptors
to put the two of us inside

449
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,068
Snuffles' dream.

450
00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:11,695
But i-it's been
like a whole year!

451
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,238
It's been six hours.
452
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:15,449
Dreams move one one-hundredth
the speed of reality,

453
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,534
and dog time is
one-seventh human time.

454
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,369
So, you know, every day
here is like a minute.

455
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:21,997
It's like "Inception," Morty, so
if it's confusing and stupid,

456
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,707
then so is everyone's
favorite movie.

457
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:24,708
Aw, man.

458
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,168
I really liked this life.

459
00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:28,587
Well, at least I didn't
really crap my pants.

460
00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:30,672
No, no, that happened before
you went to sleep, Morty.

461
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,633
You're sleeping in
your crap right now.

462
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,426
Out of all the things that
happened to you,

463
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,011
that was the only real
thing that, you know,

464
00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,554
is that you crapped your pants.

465
00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,181
I mean,
it's a mess out there.

466
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,850
I got some on my hands, Morty,
and then I got it on the dream

467
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,685
inceptor, and a piece
fell in my mouth.

468
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,936
Aw, man, geez!

469
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,188
Seriously?

470
00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:47,689
Look, d-d-d-don't
worry about it, Morty.

471
00:18:47,774 --> 00:18:49,066
Here, here take these, Morty.

472
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:49,983
Take these.

473
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:52,778
Are these pills supposed
to wake me up, or something?

474
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,112
Close.

475
00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:55,280
It's gonna make your
kidneys shut down.

476
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,406
What?!

477
00:18:56,491 --> 00:18:57,616
It's necessary for the plan,
Morty.

478
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,201
Don't even trip, dawg.

479
00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:03,205
It's pretty bad,
Emperor Snowball.

480
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,873
We're gonna need to do another
operation.

481
00:19:04,957 --> 00:19:05,916
Anything.

482
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,959
Anything for my precious Morty.

483
00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:10,087
Sir, as your accountant,
I must advise you that these

484
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,048
medical expenses are putting you
in serious financial jeopardy.

485
00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:14,758
You could lose your Kingdom.

486
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,219
To hell with my Kingdom,
Bean Counter.

487
00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:21,139
I would trade it all for my
human's health and happiness.

488
00:19:21,224 --> 00:19:23,141
Do you think they would
have done this for us?

489
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:25,352
We are not them!

490
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:30,065
We are not...them.

491
00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:38,699
Assemble the troops.

492
00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:40,575
I've made a decision.

493
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:44,287
Taking over the human's world
will lead to nothing but more heartbreak,

494
00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:46,498
more cruelty.

495
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:49,918
Instead, we will go to a new
world and colonize it with a

496
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:52,921
society of intelligent dogs...

497
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:56,675
one that will not make the same
mistakes as humanity and one

498
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,302
where pet insurance
will be mandatory.

499
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,887
I'm gonna miss you,
Snowball.

500
00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:05,559
You can call me Snuffles, Morty,
and I'm going to miss you, too,

501
00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:07,227
very much.

502
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:17,195
Jerry?

503
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,405
I'm sorry.

504
00:20:18,489 --> 00:20:20,574
It's just like the end of
"Old Yeller."

505
00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,534
Oh, Jerry.

506
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,202
You mean because it
had dogs in it.

507
00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:25,328
Wow!

508
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:28,373
A whole world populated
by intelligent dogs.

509
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,291
I wonder what it'll
be like, Rick.

510
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,792
I think it will
be great, Morty.

511
00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:32,836
You know, it's g...i-i-i-i-it
could be developed in-into a

512
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,839
very satisfying project
for people of all ages.

513
00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:38,592
I mean, I'd watch it, Morty,
for at least 11 minutes a pop.

514
00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:40,552
You know, may-maybe they'll
do it board-driven.

515
00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:43,138
You know, that's a real
comforting idea, Rick.
516
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,557
What do you know, Morty?

517
00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:46,600
What do you know?

518
00:21:17,757 --> 00:21:18,757
Hi, guys.

519
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,342
I'm your new teacher
for Scary class.

520
00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:22,260
My name is Scary Mr. Johnson.

521
00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:24,596
Uh, actually, you know what?

522
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,556
That's my dad's name,
so why don't you just

523
00:21:26,641 --> 00:21:28,892
call me Scary Glenn, yeah?

524
00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:31,853
So, anyway, I understand your
previous teacher was having you

525
00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:33,897
work on Fundamentals of Fear.

526
00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:35,649
Which is... what is that?

527
00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,025
You know?

528
00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:38,568
So, uh, here...
here's what I say...

529
00:21:38,653 --> 00:21:42,280
You can't learn anything until
you learn...how to chill.

530
00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,032
Oooh!

531
00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:49,538
This is how you dream, bitch.

532
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,501
It's a good-a show!

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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