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Beth:
You two are hungry.

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It's a big day.
We're gonna kill god.

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Come again?
Christian god is real.

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He's been asleep
for thousands of years,

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We're gonna sneak up there
and kill 'em.

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Mob style.
Just whack his ass.

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Can I kill god?
[bleep] off, summer.

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- As if.
- Beth, do you hear this?

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Sweetie,
don't get all worked up

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Before
your job interview.

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- Job interview?
- Yes.

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Is that
so hard to believe?

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Actually, yeah.
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Something's off.

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[♪♪]

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No!

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[ Screams ]

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Shit!

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[♪♪]

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Mr. Always: Hunt me!

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Hunt me! Hunt me!
Somebody hunt me!

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Don't hunt him to
completion! Hunt me!

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[ Watch beeps ]
oh, [bleep]. Um...

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Everyone start packing.
N-no time to explain.

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Rick?
Dad, what's wrong?

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Someone just killed
a decoy family.

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I'm Mr. Always
wants to be hunted!

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Yes, and how interesting
did you think that would stay?!

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[♪♪]

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[♪♪]

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[♪♪]

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[♪♪]

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Morty: You made
clones of us?

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Decoys, morty.
Very different.

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Very different, sweetie.
Different h-h... ow!

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Yeah, dad.
Different h-how?

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Lotta people out there
want a piece of this, sweetie.

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I'm cool,
and it makes them feel bad.

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So, y'know, after that trouble
with space Beth,

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I made passable copies
of the family

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And placed them
around the country
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As a buffer zone
to protect...

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But<i> why</i> does he always
want to be hunted? Jerry...

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That's not important
right now, dad. Sure, guys.

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Rick can make secret decoys
of the family

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And place them
all around the country,

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But [bleep] me
if I have questions

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About the starfish man
in a target suit.

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So thankful
this is my Saturday.

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Why was he in
that cryo-pod?!

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The<i> cryopod</i> is
what confuses you?

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Jerry, can't you see
we've moved on to higher stakes?

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Well,
I don't see any stakes at all.

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[♪♪]
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[ morty laughs ]

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[ Watch beeps ]
ah, [bleep]!

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Guess we'll just
be saying<i> ciao Bella</i>

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To our deposit, then...
Shut up and pack, Jerry.

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Squids just killed a decoy
family. Decoy family?

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Is this is why you wanted
to get out of town?

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You think I'd lie to you

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About why we're on vacation,
morty?

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I wouldn't lie to you.

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Well, that's a lie.
Huh...

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So, someone out there
is trying to kill us?

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Someone's<i> always</i> trying
to kill us...

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That's what the decoys
are for.

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They go on fun, self-contained
terrestrial adventures and...

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Take bullets
meant for us.

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[bleep].

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[ Screams ] no!

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[ Watch beeps ]
oh, [bleep].

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Decoy family.

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I think
dad was still outside.

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Wh-wh-what's
a decoy family?

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Hard concept, morty.
Hard concept.

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I've never really cracked it,
if I'm being honest.

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Decided it was maybe better
as a kind of kinetic mislead

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For another special episode!
Oh, cool.

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Announcer:
<i>We now return to "when wolf."</i>

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Whoa.
A time-traveling wolf?

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Count me in. Yeah, I never
thought of the where in werewolf

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Like who, what,
when and where.

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C-clever wordplay!

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<i>When wolf.
Dracula.</i>

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<i>You know
why I'm here.</i>

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<i>I'm safe here, Ian.</i>

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<i>Christianity hasn't
been invented yet...</i>

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<i>Crosses are just
baby t's to me now.</i>

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<i>I got out.</i>

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<i>Please,
don't invite me back in.</i>

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Huh, kinda mucked it up with
this Dracula stuff. You're right.

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It shows a lack of faith
in their core concept,

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I'd much rather watch
when wolf go to the '20s
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And invest in
the stock market...

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But then eat people.
Yeah.

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Look,
if you really want to know

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What happened to Beth's mom,
it... whup.

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Squid aliens just
killed a decoy family.

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Decoy family?
You made<i> more</i> clones?

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Clones are like 32%
of all Sci-Fi, sweetie.

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You don't get to own 'clones.
Yes, I made some decoys.

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They're exactly like us,

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With a few tweaks
and a backdoor shutdown.

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Do you just get hard creating
sentient life?

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Actually, I get hard
protecting my family. Ew.

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Gross. Yeah, now everyone
gets killer doppelgangers.
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Cool deal. The decoys
are harmless, Beth.

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Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know
they're decoys?

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They wouldn't be very good
decoys if they did, sum sum.

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So they think they're
us? That's the deal.

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How do you know
<i>we're</i> not decoys?

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Oh, my god.
We're decoys.

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Oh, god.
We might not be real.

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W-we might be decoys!
M-morty, quick!

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Wh-wh-what do I do?
My failsafe, morty.

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M-m-my final,
secret failsafe.

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I-it proves I'm real.
You have to help me.

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I-I-I'd never
joke about this.

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There's a barcode,
morty.
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A-a barcode on the
interior of my left ass cheek.

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What? Morty, please,
I'm begging you.

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I'm not looking
at your ass.

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Please, morty!
Is it there?

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God damn it!
Just tell me if I'm real!

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Morty, do it!

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[ Farts ]
gross!

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Dad! [ laughs ]
summer, you [bleep] idiot.

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We're not decoys.
Wh-why did <i>I</i> get punished?!

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A, decoys don't build decoys,
and, b, you think

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The mere suggestion I'm fake
would break me?

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Christ, I'm not your mom.
[bleep] off.

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[ Watch beeps ] jeez, these
guys really wanna kill me bad.
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Alright.
Here's the plan.

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We're gonna hide out
with a decoy family,

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And when these squids show up,
we jump their asses.

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Jerry! Come on!
Family emergency.

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A bigger emergency than
my lemon squares not setting?

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They're gluten free,
sugar free,

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And lemon free.

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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.

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Analysis mode.
Password 8-0-0-8-5.

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Kind of expected
a funnier password.

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I didn't plan
on showing them off.

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Damn. Like "westworld."
yes, morty, like "westworld."

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But don't [bleep] them.
S-summer! Whatever, creep.
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I'm gonna see how accurate
you got my room.

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Rick, when you say you made
an exact replica of the house,

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D-did you mean like, y'know,
a-a-an exact replica?

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I know about
the yosemite t-shirt, morty.

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[bleep]. You know you
can use tissues, right?

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I can't finish
without it.

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So you<i> do</i> know what
a happy family looks like.

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I know what
a fake one looks like.

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Morty: Uh, Rick?
Rick: What?

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Did you use this house
to make decoys, too?

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What? Morty, why the [bleep]
would I do that?

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You think I'd go
somewhere else to...

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Okay. Well, I am now
less worried about the squids.

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Isolate head
at normal processing.

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What the [bleep] you think
you're doing down there?

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You're making decoys?
Wait, how do you...

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Oh, god.
Summer was right.

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Everyone
in the car.

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You said decoys
didn't make decoys.

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And, usually,
they don't.

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But again,
it's nothing to worry about,

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Because decoys
are harmless.

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Just have to, y'know,
visit the rest

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And terminate the program.
Terminate? They're alive, dad.

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And at some point,
they won't be,

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That's how
existing works.

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W-W-What, are you gonna
save every stray cat?

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No, but I can resist
making more of them in a lab.

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Gah, look!
Save the empathy.

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It's more termite infestation
than "blade runner"...

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I still think
we're decoys.

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You just want an excuse
to stop trying.

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Yeah. And?

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Oooh.
There's a handsome fellow.

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Uh-oh.

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I thought
you made them harmless.

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I don't remember
making this one.

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Oh, hi, Rick.
Family, me?

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Hey, when did
you all leave?

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Analysis mode.
8-0-0-8-5.

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Hmm?
N-nothing, buddy.

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You-you gotta stop
with all that coffee.

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It's making you loopy.

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H-happy analysis mode.

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Happy analysis mode to you,
too!

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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.

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Analysis mode.
Password 8-0-0...

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[bleep]!
You think I'm a decoy?

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How do you know
about the decoys!

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They were my idea!

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Jerry: Well, now I know
you're pranking me.

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Rick: Analysis mode.
Password 8-equal-sign
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Equal-sign-capital "d."

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Hide.

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What?!
Hide!

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[♪♪]

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Morty: Wow. Like...
Like "ex machina."

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Rick: Yes, morty,
like "ex machina."

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But don't [bleep] them. Summer!
Summer: Whatever, weirdo.

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I'm gonna see
how wrong you got my room.

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Beth: So you do know what
a loving family looks like.

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A simulated one, yes.

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Why are we hiding?
He thinks he's me,

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And I was about to
start terminating decoys.

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But we're not decoys.
Sure, tell him that.

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Morty: Rick?
Did you make decoys here, too?

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Rick: Morty, what reason
could I have for...

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What the...

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Isolate head
at normal processing!

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You dumb asshole,
you made decoys?

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Again,
they were<i> my</i> idea.

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Wait, w-what happened
to the other guy?

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Other guy?
[ rustling ]

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Wait, that means<i> I'm</i> a decoy.
[bleep] summer.

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Check the closets.

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- Killer decoys!
- They've gone rogue!

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Take out the decoys!

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[bleep]. Somebody put
a gun in my teeth!

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Stop shooting, dad.
They're us,
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We don't have
to fight them!

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Classic prisoners dilemma,
Beth.

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I-I'm a cool guy, I...
Y'know? I can talk it out.

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But<i> that</i> asshole...
Me?

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You decoy piece of [bleep].
You're the one who shot first!

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We can work this out!

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Just stop trying
to kill each other!

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Sorry, decoy Beth,
but this only ends one way...

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With one of us accepting
we're a decoy.

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And once he knows
he's a decoy,

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He'll know he won't be safe
until he's killed the real Rick,

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Along with anyone
who thinks he's him.

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Pretty perceptive,
for a decoy.
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00:07:58,676 --> 00:07:59,927
This is getting
nowhere.

240
00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:01,529
Let's charge their asses
on three.

241
00:08:01,613 --> 00:08:03,798
Do we have to do this?
Morty, this is gonna sound bad,

242
00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:05,466
But would you trust me
not to kill you?

243
00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,401
Oof. I mean good
point but Jesus Christ.

244
00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:09,137
We rush 'em on three.
Ready?

245
00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,805
I don't wanna kill us, Rick.
It's them or us, morty.

246
00:08:10,889 --> 00:08:12,272
I don't trust me.
Do you trust you?

247
00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:14,074
Yes?
Freak.

248
00:08:14,158 --> 00:08:16,944
[ All screaming ]

249
00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:18,146
Rick: Before you
say anything,

250
00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,814
They were already
killing each other.

251
00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:22,016
Well, you could've done
something. Not sure, actually.
252
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,484
I've heard stories
about this.

253
00:08:23,568 --> 00:08:25,486
We're looking
at a possible Asimov cascade.

254
00:08:25,570 --> 00:08:27,287
Sorry, what's happening?
I need an explainer, too.

255
00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:28,489
Yeah I-I'm pretty
behind on this one.

256
00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:30,558
Car,
can I get a whiteboard?

257
00:08:30,642 --> 00:08:32,426
When squids
started killing decoys,

258
00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:33,961
Decoys started
checking their decoys

259
00:08:34,045 --> 00:08:35,496
And learning that
they're making decoys.

260
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,631
That's making them seek out
and run into other decoys,

261
00:08:37,715 --> 00:08:39,433
Making them realize
they're decoys,

262
00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:41,969
Making them start
to kill other decoys.

263
00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:43,437
Say "decoy" again.
[bleep] you.

264
00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:44,638
Well,
how do we stop it?
265
00:08:44,722 --> 00:08:46,040
Beth, the loop's
already started,

266
00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:48,642
It's basically
"highlander" rules now.

267
00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:49,910
Really?
1986?

268
00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:51,111
"There can be only one?"

269
00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,513
[bleep].
We gotta rent it after this,

270
00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:53,714
Connery plays
"the spaniard,"

271
00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:55,449
But does<i> nothing</i>
about his accent.

272
00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:57,051
Well, what about the squids?
I mean, they started this.

273
00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:58,118
Would killing them
finish it?

274
00:08:58,202 --> 00:08:59,453
Might work.
Alt pitch.

275
00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:00,921
We just terminate
the rest of the decoys.

276
00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:03,391
Nobody's terminating anything.
This is<i> your</i> mess.

277
00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:05,659
Nobody else with our face
and memories has to die.
278
00:09:05,743 --> 00:09:08,262
Beth, as much as your passion
warms my cold, cold heart,

279
00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:09,864
This thing feels
pretty far gone.

280
00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:11,732
Not only are the decoys liable
to be anywhere,

281
00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,401
But also, we don't know
how many there are.

282
00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,069
You get far enough
down the decoy line

283
00:09:15,153 --> 00:09:16,336
And [bleep] starts
to get weird.

284
00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,938
You ever make
a copy of a copy?

285
00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,274
You're helping us fix this.
We're taking out the squids.

286
00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:23,010
I say we split up.
Some of us take down squids

287
00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,344
While the rest of us...
Engage in b-stories

288
00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:25,613
We'll have to track
simultaneously?

289
00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:26,747
No thank yeeew!

290
00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:28,416
We stick together
till this is all wrapped up.
291
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,950
I dunno...
The squids seem pretty good

292
00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:31,018
At taking out
Smith families.

293
00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:32,220
Well,
this'll sound weird,

294
00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:34,471
But I think
I have a pitch for that.

295
00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,692
This costume
smells like ass!

296
00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:40,294
God, there's no pleasing you.
It's really bad, Rick.

297
00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:42,296
Did you let a gym coach
break it in?

298
00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,431
Why are
we wearing these?

299
00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,233
Because we'll fit in
and avoid detection

300
00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:46,700
As we take out
all the squids.

301
00:09:46,784 --> 00:09:48,102
Might also help us
anonymously

302
00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:49,637
Take out excess decoys,
if we have to.

303
00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:51,505
Which we won't.
Unless we're decoys.

304
00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:53,441
He's starting to wonder.
I knew it.

305
00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,443
I knew we didn't seem
like Colorado people.

306
00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,177
[ Chuckling ] oh, my god!
You are, aren't you?

307
00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:58,712
You're worried
you might be fake!

308
00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:00,114
Sure, Beth.
Try to love this more.

309
00:10:00,198 --> 00:10:01,449
Just glad you have
to walk a mile

310
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,784
In someone else's squid
costume. There's one.

311
00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:05,519
H-hey what are they mad
at you for, anyway?

312
00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:07,588
Well, we're talking about me.
It could be anything.

313
00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:09,323
Maybe jealous
of my penis size.

314
00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:12,060
I had sex with their queen.
My dick's too big.

315
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,794
The list goes
on and on.

316
00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:19,734
[♪♪]

317
00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,001
Alright.
Hey, one down!

318
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,203
Probably, what,
40 more to go? 45?

319
00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:25,005
Should be pretty easy,
unless killing them

320
00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:26,206
Brings in a bigger bad

321
00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,475
Or some kind
of horrible mothership.

322
00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:28,809
Okay,
let's loot their shit,

323
00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:31,612
Find their weaknesses,
be done by sundown.

324
00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,081
Huh.
Wait.

325
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,284
But if the squids are decoys,
and we dressed as squids...

326
00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,618
Well, I think
I found their weakness.

327
00:10:37,702 --> 00:10:39,887
They don't [bleep]
listen to me.

328
00:10:39,971 --> 00:10:41,089
[ Coughs ]

329
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,607
Honestly,
probably for the best.
330
00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:53,066
[ [ laughs ]w!

331
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,401
Man, I'm good.

332
00:10:54,485 --> 00:10:56,870
[ Watch beeps ]
[ sighs ]

333
00:10:56,954 --> 00:11:01,742
[♪♪]

334
00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:03,077
Dad!

335
00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:05,078
[ All scream ]

336
00:11:05,162 --> 00:11:09,283
[♪♪]

337
00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:10,684
[ sighs ]

338
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:12,019
[♪♪]

339
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:14,888
Argh!
Hey!

340
00:11:14,972 --> 00:11:16,089
Ugh!

341
00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:18,091
[ Sighs ]

342
00:11:18,175 --> 00:11:19,092
[ Electricity crackles ]

343
00:11:19,176 --> 00:11:20,628
[ Sobs ]

344
00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:24,031
[♪♪]

345
00:11:24,115 --> 00:11:26,282
[ sighing ] ugh!

346
00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,236
[ Watch beeps ]

347
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,437
Oh, [bleep].
One of mine.

348
00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:31,773
Where are we going?
Off grid, morty.

349
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,641
We're gonna live in the woods,
like libertarians.

350
00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:35,309
We'll hunt rabbits
and trade with, like,

351
00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,711
Little pieces of gold bar
that we cut off with a knife.

352
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,180
That licks.
We might be decoys, summer.

353
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,582
Everything about this licks.
Oh, maybe now you'll empathize

354
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,050
With the decoys
you're killing.

355
00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:44,852
Wait, shh.
It's too quiet.

356
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:47,789
You skipped quiet.
I didn't skip shit.

357
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,190
It's obviously quiet
if it's<i> too</i> quiet.

358
00:11:49,274 --> 00:11:50,724
Yeah,
but you're supposed to say...

359
00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:53,060
You know what, summer,
now it's not quiet enough.

360
00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:58,800
[♪♪]

361
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:04,405
[♪♪]

362
00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:06,207
Where are we? W-W-Where...
Where's Rick?

363
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,009
He's right here, morty.
[ gasps ]

364
00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:10,744
Oh, are we not happy
to see grandpa?

365
00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,347
Does he look...
Different?

366
00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:14,482
Oh, god!
Oh, it stinks!

367
00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:16,750
Yes.
Recoil at the craftsmanship.

368
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,353
I could tell I was a fake
from the day I was born.

369
00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:20,754
Unlike you.

370
00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:22,089
Unlike them.

371
00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:23,290
[ Electricity crackles ]
aaah!
372
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:24,958
You see, ricks...
They get lazy.

373
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,228
There's always a "shitty decoy"
towards the end.

374
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:31,032
But those decoys made decoys,
too, and got lazy themselves.

375
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:34,502
And far enough down the line...
There be monsters.

376
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,770
Ugh, we get it.
You're ugly and mad about it.

377
00:12:36,854 --> 00:12:38,305
[ Rick coughs ]
Rick!

378
00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,241
Grandpa!
Kill me.

379
00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:42,376
[ Coughs ]
if I ever get this arch.

380
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,845
[ Electricity crackles ]
hush little decoy.

381
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,114
Can't kill you yet.
The skin needs to be fresh.

382
00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,050
You know what?
You're a monster.

383
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,384
I'm your father.

384
00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:51,785
At least,
I can look more like him,
385
00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,587
Once I harvest
all this yummy skin.

386
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:55,256
This guy's
really into skin.

387
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,724
It's not<i> all</i> for me.

388
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,726
A Rick provides
for his family.

389
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,994
Will I be beautiful again,
daddy?

390
00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:04,998
Soon, baby.
Beautiful again soon.

391
00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:06,333
What the...

392
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,869
Help the others!

393
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,070
Aaaaah!

394
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,271
[♪♪]

395
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,073
[ clock whistles ]

396
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:14,475
[♪♪]

397
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:15,759
[ all scream ]

398
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:19,547
Why are you
helping us?

399
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,348
Because we're all
in this together.

400
00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:23,351
Come on!
There's a place we can go!

401
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:30,357
[♪♪]

402
00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:36,964
[♪♪]

403
00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:39,500
Hey, who needs
all this war stuff?

404
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:41,034
I found a can
of varnish.

405
00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:43,104
This is a ticket to the world
beyond the river.

406
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,372
Who wants that?

407
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,508
I crave glorious death
in decoy battle.

408
00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,443
Y'know, depending
on the varnish,

409
00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,644
Might look
like blackface.

410
00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:52,580
Excuse me
for wanting to live.

411
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:56,383
Brothers and sisters,
welcome to the cause.

412
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,518
To<i> our</i> cause.
413
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,987
We are no longer
ricks and mortys,

414
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:01,589
Beths and Jerrys,

415
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:02,924
Or also summers.
[ scoffs ]

416
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,192
Whatever.
We are decoys.

417
00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,995
Brought into the world
by an unloving god

418
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,397
And driven to destroy ourselves

419
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:12,133
By the uncertainty<i> he</i> creates!

420
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,868
I don't know about that.
That's extreme.

421
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:18,139
But that violence ends today.

422
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,073
What about the squids?
The squids are decoys.

423
00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:21,742
The squids are decoys
who realized they're decoys

424
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,344
And wanted to kill
the other decoys.

425
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:24,612
Yeah,
I-it is a lot.

426
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:27,815
We cannot let confusion
divide us.

427
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:29,150
Squuuids!

428
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,552
Squids, of course, being
shorthand for killer decoys.

429
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:33,420
[ All screaming ]

430
00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:36,157
Inner sanctum,
the escape tunnel!

431
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,760
[♪♪]

432
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,543
Jerry!

433
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,365
- Dad! - Jerry!
- [bleep]!

434
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:46,233
I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for this.

435
00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:47,568
I just wanna live!

436
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,503
But there's only
so much varnish.

437
00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:53,307
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[ all shouting ]

438
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:57,111
[ Watch beeps ]

439
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,179
[ Seagull squawking ]

440
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,847
Beth: How long before
the other decoys find us?
441
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,049
Sooner or later.
Can't really run from it.

442
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,918
Any place we'd think to hide
is a place they'd think to look.

443
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:07,121
It's rule 34
of an Asimov cascade.

444
00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:08,722
I'm just glad
we're living to the fullest

445
00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:10,191
With the time
we have left.

446
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,592
[ Sighs ]

447
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,861
Well, peeing in the ocean
was my bucket list item.

448
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,997
Who's next?
Jerry? Bucket list?

449
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,000
I'd like to attend a game
at every major league ballpark.

450
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,201
Nope. Morty?

451
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,335
I wanna ask a girl out

452
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:22,870
At my weird
new Mexico school.

453
00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,205
[bleep].
Sorry, buddy.

454
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,273
Sounds like it would've
been real heartwarming.

455
00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:31,078
[♪♪]

456
00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:33,014
They looked happy.
Did we have to kill them?

457
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,416
Well, maybe their Rick came
to grips with his bull[bleep].

458
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,884
You're so mean today!

459
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,752
I'm your dad!
You like having me around!

460
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,354
You keep putting us
in danger! Whatever.

461
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:43,357
This'll take forever,
mind if I do something drastic?

462
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,759
[ Scoffs ]

463
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,362
House,
I need something quick.

464
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:50,964
Can you whip up a "starfox boss"
season four callback?

465
00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,834
Make it flashy.
House:<i> You got it, babe.</i>

466
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,635
Let's go, you little bitch.
It's showtime.

467
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,637
Get centered.
468
00:15:56,721 --> 00:16:00,842
[♪♪]

469
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,376
<i>What up,
you decoy mother[bleep].</i>

470
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,911
<i>Come on down to
Rick's house of squids,</i>

471
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,513
<i>Where I'm serving your ass
on a platter.</i>

472
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,248
<i>I know what you're thinking.
"[bleep]. A beacon.</i>

473
00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:08,916
<i>That's a great idea.
He's got home turf,</i>

474
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,251
<i>A tacit
psychological advantage,</i>

475
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,119
<i>And absolutely
pendulous balls."</i>

476
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,921
<i>And now you're thinking, "shit.</i>

477
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,456
<i>That's totally what
the Rick-est Rick would do.</i>

478
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,724
<i>I might actually be fake!</i>

479
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,125
<i>I pretended
I didn't care if I was,</i>

480
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,593
<i>But I totally did!</i>

481
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:21,328
<i>Now the only way to prove
I'm real and not him,</i>

482
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:23,130
<i>Is to ice his expository ass."</i>

483
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:25,266
<i>Yup. So let's do it.
Come get some.</i>

484
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,667
<i>What? No, morty.</i>

485
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,202
<i>I'm gonna loop it.
Why is it...</i>

486
00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,804
Sir, there seems to be
a confluence of Rick sanchezes

487
00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:32,473
Killing each other
over the American southwest.

488
00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:33,875
Sounds exhausting.

489
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,209
How many of those states
voted for me, anyway?

490
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,878
Mr. President,
I think the point

491
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,880
Of the electoral college is...
To preserve slavery?

492
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,014
That's right, Steve.
I have the Internet, too.

493
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:42,750
Now take your white ass
to the kitchenette

494
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,151
And bring me
a diet coke.
495
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:52,235
[♪♪]

496
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,095
Little out of character
to say this right now

497
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,629
But you guys
look really cool.

498
00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:58,232
We might be decoys, huh.
One way to find out.

499
00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:06,316
[♪♪]

500
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,378
[ Jerry screams ]

501
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:17,785
[♪♪]

502
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:25,126
[♪♪]

503
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:32,333
[♪♪]

504
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,735
<i>...To prove I'm real
and not him</i>

505
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,937
<i>Is to ice his expository ass."</i>

506
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,138
Looks like
it's calming down.

507
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,806
You wanna get in one more
"I told you so"

508
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,674
About synthetic life or
whatever this week's theme is?
509
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,075
Oh, [bleep] you.
Whoa.

510
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:43,077
No, you don't get
to be annoyed with this!

511
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,478
You treat
life and family

512
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:45,747
As so burdensome,

513
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,081
And yet you created
an ocean of us

514
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,082
Because you're terrified
of losing either!

515
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,884
[bleep].
Yeah.

516
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,554
Look, Beth.
I-I might not be the real Rick.

517
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,356
But even if I'm not,
he made me,

518
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,890
Or the me that made me,

519
00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,225
Which means somewhere
inside of him

520
00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:00,494
Is a version of Rick capable
of hearing that,

521
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,296
A version of Rick
who's sorry.

522
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,632
I'm sorry about
the clone thing, too.

523
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,967
I-I love you.

524
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,837
Thanks, dad.
I love you, too.

525
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,705
You really think
we're decoys? Eh.

526
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,641
Who cares?
We'll be the last ones left.

527
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:14,842
Lucky that one
did the beacon.

528
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,711
This was gonna
take weeks.

529
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,513
[ Sighing ] alright.
Let's mop up.

530
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:20,982
Finally.

531
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,116
Dressing as decoys
too cute to murder.

532
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,118
You know, I'm not
sure it helped,

533
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,453
But I'm glad
we tried it.

534
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:26,920
We're losing the costumes?
Thank god.

535
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:28,456
This decoy outfit
smells like ass.

536
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,590
[bleep] you, summer.

537
00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:32,193
[♪♪]

538
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,396
[ sobbing ]

539
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,530
Aaaaaaaah!
[bleep].

540
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,999
That guy's awesome.
Okay. Listen.

541
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,001
He might actually
be the real Rick.

542
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,735
But whatever happens...

543
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,270
[ grunts ]

544
00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:44,605
[ Spits ]

545
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:50,211
[♪♪]

546
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,946
Wait! We don't have to do this.
We're both summers.

547
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,816
Shouldn't we at least try Molly
before we die?

548
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,284
You know what, yeah.
[bleep] this noise.

549
00:18:57,368 --> 00:19:05,092
[♪♪]
550
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,228
[ both grunting ] wait. I
don't know who to shoot.

551
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,696
Both: Summer!
I can't deal with this.

552
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,698
I had to kill myself.
You have to, too.

553
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,966
Summer!
Summer!

554
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,968
[bleep] you! I-I'm real!

555
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,303
I'm the smartest man
in the universe!

556
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,439
Probably not even wrong.
But that's just it.

557
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:19,640
I'm not a man.

558
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:23,310
I'm god!

559
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:24,645
You're just made
in my image.

560
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:25,579
[bleep] you.

561
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:28,249
[ Beeping ]

562
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,851
[ Spits ]

563
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,919
You the, uh...
Summer I came with?
564
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,387
Probably.
Good enough.

565
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:34,522
Morty?
Yeah.

566
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,923
I'm here, too.

567
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,258
[ Whimpering ]

568
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,992
Holy [bleep]!
That was insane!

569
00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:40,728
I love you guys!
I've totally changed!

570
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,196
[ Gasps ]

571
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,064
[ Gasps ]

572
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,131
Aaaah!

573
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,466
[ Grunts ]

574
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:46,934
[ Groaning ]

575
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,135
Oh, [bleep].

576
00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:50,137
You shoulda hunted me.

577
00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:52,806
What? Who...
W-were you significant?

578
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,208
Like... like,
did we tee you up?

579
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,878
You want to be hunted?
God, I have so many questions.

580
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,280
Why? What happens if...

581
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,816
Somebody hunt me!

582
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,151
Rick:
Pretty cool adventure, huh?

583
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,353
Big long road trip adventure
through space?

584
00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:08,756
Even ran into space Beth.
Maybe that'll happen more often.

585
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,823
Let's not overdo it.

586
00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,226
[ Beeping ]
oh, [bleep].

587
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,895
Looks like someone killed
the decoy family.

588
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,629
Decoy family?
Decoy what now?

589
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:23,504
[♪♪]

590
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:31,579
[♪♪]

591
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:39,453
[♪♪]

592
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:47,444
[♪♪]

593
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:59,016
[♪♪]

594
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,074
Hello?

595
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,544
[ All chittering ]

596
00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:04,746
Oh! Oh, my god!

597
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,947
Oh, my god!

598
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,681
No! No, no, no, no!

599
00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,350
No, no, no, no, no!

600
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,954
[♪♪]

601
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,556
[ gasps ] noooooo!

602
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,291
[ Sobbing ]

603
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,827
[♪♪]

604
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,695
Oh, god. Yes, yes.

605
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,497
Sweet death.

606
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:29,236
[♪♪]

607
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,772
Why am I still alive?

608
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,239
Oh, god.
Is there anything left?

609
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:34,041
Hello?
What is it?

610
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,510
A relic...
From a kinder past.

611
00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:38,780
[ Screams ]

612
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,914
[ Gasps ]

613
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:43,651
Wait. Cowboys?

614
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:44,718
Argh!

615
00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:46,253
[ Gasps ]

616
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,455
[ Screams ]

617
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,191
[ Screaming intensifies ]

618
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,725
[♪♪]

619
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:53,060
[ all shouting ]

620
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,529
Christianity again?

621
00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:56,864
After cowboys?

622
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,666
You went all the way
back around?

623
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,974
Oh, god.
Why can't I die?!

624
00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:05,001
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anyone!