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Ahh, I love that new
T-shirt smell.

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Chicks are gonna be up
all up in our biz

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When they see us wearing these
Rick and Morty custom Tees.

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I bet we could
sell these.

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Hells yeah.
I **** love merch!

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Aah!

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- The rain! It... it burns!
- Oh ****

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Quick, Morty,
protect the shirts!

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The door!
Open the door!

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Rick!
Is it...

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Morty,
will ya stop tryna...

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okay, there, it's open.

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Jesus.
My skin is on fire.

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W-Why is the rain
doing that?

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my acid rain will destroy

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All things green and natural
or my name isn't diesel weasel.

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Huh. Well, that guy's
easy to please.

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Your acid rain is
an acid pain...

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In the butt, diesel weasel!

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Yikes.
Wow.

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Who's the chick in need
of a dialogue pass?

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First order of business
is to clean up this acid rain

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With a little wind!

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Yoww!

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Ow! Ow, my leg!

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Wow.

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And now an elemental punch
that's too hot to handle!

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Wa-kah!

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Oh, wow.

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Curse you, planetina!

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I'll get you next slime!

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There's only one solution
for earth's pollution... you!

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- Wow.
- Morty, if you say "wow"

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One more time,
I swear to **** god...

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Are you crazy, Rick?
She's right there!

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Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty.
It's 8% of the earth.

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We'll need every atom.

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Thanks!
Every litter-bit helps!

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your problem!

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Excuse me?
S-sorry.

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I-I-I wanted to say,
"n-no problem, you're welcome,"

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A-a-and it came out
"your problem."

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I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.

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You're not an idiot.
You recycled.

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I-I'm Morty.
Nice to meet you, Morty.

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I'm planetina, and I hope you
have a wonderful day.

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Hey!

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The **** we doin' here?

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Uhh, y-y-you
like soft serve?

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There's a shop
around the bend.

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Oh, I don't eat
ice cream.

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Veal is a product of
the dairy industry.

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Oh, that's not good.

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No, it is not.

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Oh, my god!
Come on! Let's go!
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I know a place that serves
cruelty-free doughnuts.

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If you'd like, I could
fly you and your friend there

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Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.

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He... he said he can't come.
Let's go!

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What the ****
was that shit?

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-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-

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The earth is in danger!

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Pollution and waste
are ruining our planet.

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Mother nature has enlisted
the help of four young adults

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From each major ethnicity...
And when things look bad,

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And I mean really bad...
They combine the powers

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Of their elemental rings
to create me!

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Planetina,
conservationist super person!

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There's only one solution...

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<i>For earth's pollution... you!</i>

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P-pretty cool, huh?

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I-I can't believe I actually
hung out with planetina.

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How old is this woman?
She looks very mature.

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She's a sentient amalgam
of natural elements,

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So I don't believe age
applies to her.

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Great. Taylor Murphy dumps me
the day before his

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Hella-big pool party
and my little brother's

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Dating a phase four
super hero.

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Just shoot me in the ****
head until I die.

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Hey, hey, none of that,
summerfest.

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Look what you're doing to your
sister, you piece of ****
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Is it weird that she hasn't
texted me yet?

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- Yes.
- No.

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What if I told you that
your grandpa Rick's

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Got something up his sleeve
that's so Rick-diculous

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That it's gonna make you
forget all about

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That stupid asshole
that dumped you?

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hey, my egg plate!

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Morglutz, slartivart,
and ferkus 9...

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Three planets are all ending
in a delayed succession

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Of cataclysmic events.

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A jam like this comes around
only once in a lifetime.

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Morglutz's sun is
going supernova,

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Slartivart is falling
into a black hole,

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And ferkus 9 is getting
"deep impact" -ed

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By an asteroid.

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They're all having a major,
final blow out...

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And I'm gonna drug it up
and suck it up before each one

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Goes ka-blamo,
and I'm taking

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My favorite grandkid
along with me!

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Hells yeah.
10 seconds on morglutz,

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And you'll be up to your
neck in I-could-give-two-

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****-about-
what's-his-ass.

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And also herpes.

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Um...
Oh, my god,

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Thank you,
grandpa Rick!

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I'm gonna
go pack my rollie.

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Um, summer? I-I-I haven't given
you my approval yet.

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summer, approval

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Is yet to be given here!

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there's a huge forest fire

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Like 200 miles from here!

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This is amazing!
Planetina's bound to be there.

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Mom, I-I need the credit card
to buy a train ticket.

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Absolutely not.

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Mom, this is the biggest
wildfire of the year!

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You're not going!
You're not going!

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Da **** I'm not.

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Last time I checked,
this wasn't Russia.

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It's not Russia, Jerry.
My heart is broken,

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And I deserve to let loose,

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And if you don't like it,
you can suck my bigger ****

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Adios, c-words.

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Morty, I don't want you
getting hurt.

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Please, think this over.
I don't want to think!

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I want to see
a girl I like.

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If you don't want to
help me,

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I'll find my own goddamn way
to the wildfire.

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I'll get the wine.
Thank you.

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The governor has implemented
a mandatory evacuation.

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Abandon all hope, people!
Nothing will stop this fire.

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Nothing!

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Scratch that! Here's planetina,
savioress of earth!

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Yeeouch!
Talk about a hot foot.

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Better put this wildfire on ice!
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Come here, little buddy.

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Come on, come on, come on,
I gotcha.

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Morty?! What are you
doing here?

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Oh, hey!
Y-you're here, too?

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Yeah, I heard about
the wildfire back home,

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And, you know, I stopped
by to lend a hand.

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H-here you go, fella.
All safe now.

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ahh, rabbits...
Al-always hopping...

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Never stoppin'.

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y-yeah.

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S-so it was, uh,
great hanging...

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Hanging out
the other day.

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I-I was getting kind of a...
I mean I-I got kind of

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A p-positive vibe.

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Oh, good.
I was putting one out.

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I-I really like you.

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Holy ****

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I-I-I mean, uh, well,
oh, all right.

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Next step, you w-want to
go out again?

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I do! But, uh, Morty,
I have kids.

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Oh, I-I-I'll get along
with them. I'm-I'm a kid.

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No, I mean the four kids
that bring me into existence

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By combining the power
of their elemental rings

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So I can save earth
from ecological disasters.

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Oh, them!
No, I-I know about them.

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I-I like them.

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Oh, good.
Well, here they are now.
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Hey, buddy, you
want an autograph?

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That's 20 bucks a pop.

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No, Eddie,
he's my friend.

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Morty, these are my kids,
the Tina-teers.

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Oh, hey.

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Tina, girl,
have you gained weight?

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Uh, well, I had a plant-based
doughnut yesterday.

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Just a half.

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Sugar is worst thing
for figure, darling.

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You want to be ugly?

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Heh, I-I thought
they'd be younger.

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They've been manifesting me
since the mid-'90s.

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A lot has changed
since then.

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This is freaking
you out, huh?

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It is a lot
to take in.

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I understand.

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Well, I guess
I'd better go.

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See you around.

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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!

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Planetina,
you single-handily saved

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A national forest
with ease.

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I do what I can,
but I can't do it alone!

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And who's your friend
over there?

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Oh!
This is Morty Smith.

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He traveled 200 miles just
to save a rabbit from the fire.

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He's a very special guy.

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So, are you two dating?

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Oh, um, w... I-I-I...

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Yes, we are.

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**** love.
**** love.

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All right, time
to set the rules.

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Lay it on me.
No whining.

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Done.
No crying.

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As if.

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And absolutely, positively
no getting attached.

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We're here to smash Max ass...
Quantity over quality.

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Deal?
Deal!

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I'm gonna eat so much ****,
you're gonna shit.

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Check this out. This is gonna
be me at the party...

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B-b-laaaah!

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B-b-blaaaah!
Oh, is that another ****
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Don't mind if
I... b-b-blaaaah!

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Ho-ho! This'll be me across
the room... "excuse me, miss.

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It appears that you have
an uneaten ****

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Allow me...
Lalalalalaaah!

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Lalalalalaaah!
B-b-blaaaah!

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B-b-blaaaah!

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Whoo!
**** super nova party!

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Love is a lie!
Hack the planet!

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The world's ending,
and for some reason,

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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.

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wow!

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Yo, Rick, don't look now,

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But someone's giving you
the big eye.

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'Scuse me.
I got to see a man about

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A horse I'd rather
have sex with.

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Aah!

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Hello.
I'm Rick.

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Hey. So, the world's ending,
and for some reason,

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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.

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Hello.

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Have fun, grandpa Rick!

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No commitments!

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<i>♪ I flew to you on an airplane ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was afraid that
you gave me strength ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Forever, birds were
soul twin loves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, come back to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, come back like it was ♪</i>

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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?

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Mmm!

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I told my kids I went out
to recycle batteries.

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All kidding aside,
everyone should discard

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Used batteries at
proper disposal centers

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Instead of tossing them into
a regular waste bin.

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Thanks for the tip.

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<i>♪ Flowers never last forever ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But we can make it
past forever ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, come home to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, you're home with me ♪</i>

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Solus is collapsing
in five zip-zops.

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If we time it right,

246
00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,686
We can **** together
as the sun explodes.
247
00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:40,088
Sounds ah-mazing.

248
00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:42,224
Say, I think I left
my purse back at the bar.

249
00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:44,025
Can both of you go
get it for me?

250
00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:46,094
Anything for you,
Mrs. Obama.

251
00:08:46,178 --> 00:08:47,629
Time to ghost,
grandpa Rick.

252
00:08:47,713 --> 00:08:49,764
<i>Righty-right.
Meet me at the car.</i>

253
00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:52,300
One of these has to be hers.
Where'd she go?

254
00:08:52,384 --> 00:08:53,902
I guess we'll have to
start without her.

255
00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:55,103
Oh, her loss.

256
00:08:55,187 --> 00:08:57,221
B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!

257
00:08:58,256 --> 00:09:00,575
Whoo! Planet number two,
let's do it!

258
00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:02,577
Sorry, I took so long.
I had to ditch some clingers.

259
00:09:02,661 --> 00:09:04,913
let's do it.
Up the ****, y'all.

260
00:09:04,997 --> 00:09:06,248
Geez, you okay to drive?

261
00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:07,115
Shiii!

262
00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:09,317
'Course, I-I-I'm mable.

263
00:09:09,401 --> 00:09:11,535
Buckle up.

264
00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:16,673
Yeah!

265
00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,994
Whoo!
The best week of my life!

266
00:09:20,078 --> 00:09:20,862
<i> Hello.</i>

267
00:09:20,946 --> 00:09:22,264
What was that?
Nothin'.

268
00:09:22,348 --> 00:09:24,466
Who wants to see
the most radadelic

269
00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:26,068
Lady-version
of a super hero?

270
00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,937
Fire!
Water!

271
00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:31,421
Air!
And dirt!

272
00:09:34,693 --> 00:09:36,945
Oh, no, the convention.
Morty, wake up!

273
00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,212
We overslept.
What's happening?

274
00:09:38,296 --> 00:09:39,347
Hey, there's a little
boy on her!

275
00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:41,149
Oh, d-d-drop
the curtain!

276
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,150
There is no curtain!

277
00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:43,417
Idiots, zap her away!

278
00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:44,752
No, no, no.
Wait, I-I...

279
00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:45,954
Whoa!
Security!

280
00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:47,355
What did you do?
B-bring her back!

281
00:09:47,439 --> 00:09:49,223
No! Let me go!
Sorry, folks.

282
00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:50,759
Planetina will be back
in a moment.

283
00:09:50,843 --> 00:09:54,896
Until then, who wants a limited
edition funko for only $50?

284
00:09:56,248 --> 00:09:57,966
This is very bad.

285
00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,100
We are about
to close deal.

286
00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,702
We cannot
afford controversy.

287
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,036
Don't you worry.
288
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,254
I know how ta deal with
this Morty kid.

289
00:10:08,594 --> 00:10:11,579
Hey, a bunch of us
are going over to hibler's place

290
00:10:11,663 --> 00:10:12,914
To shoot ourselves.

291
00:10:12,998 --> 00:10:14,582
Y-you want to come with?

292
00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,785
Sorry, but no man's tying down
sum-sum tonight.

293
00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:17,786
Hit the dicks.

294
00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:19,053
Your loss, honey.

295
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:21,856
You could have
had allllllll this.

296
00:10:23,209 --> 00:10:26,394
Hey, check it out!
There's old people dancing!

297
00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,805
Damn, girl.
Your moves is tight.

298
00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:38,140
- Hello.
- Rick!

299
00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:40,675
What the wtf is that
morglutzian doing here?

300
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,544
Morglutzian? She's...
She's not morglutzian.

301
00:10:42,628 --> 00:10:44,946
She's the only blue person
here without three eyes!

302
00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:47,882
Okay, fine. B-busted.
Thi-thi-this is, uh, Daphne.

303
00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:49,484
Daphne, this is summer,
my granddaughter.

304
00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:51,419
Granddaughter?
Hello.

305
00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:52,954
Daphne heard about
our little party crawl,

306
00:10:53,038 --> 00:10:54,288
And I told her
she could come with.

307
00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:55,489
I-I-in the trunk.

308
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:56,958
What in the actual
****, Rick?

309
00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,292
We said no commitments!

310
00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:01,229
This was to be our
apocalypse party-crawl!

311
00:11:01,313 --> 00:11:02,764
You broke the rules!

312
00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,566
Squares follow rules, summer.
Daphne's down to freak.

313
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:07,101
She's up for any sick,
nasty thing I want to do.

314
00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:08,903
Hello.
Oh, yeah, baby.
315
00:11:12,524 --> 00:11:14,176
All right, fellas,
take five.

316
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,310
He ain't gonna give me
any trouble.

317
00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:17,579
Where's planetina?

318
00:11:17,663 --> 00:11:19,447
Don't you worry about her.
I want to see her!

319
00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:21,850
Planetina's got a lot of
responsibilities.

320
00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:23,451
People depend on her.

321
00:11:23,535 --> 00:11:24,786
And you, my friend,

322
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:26,921
Are a distraction
we can't afford right now.

323
00:11:27,005 --> 00:11:28,456
She's just a product
to you, isn't she?

324
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,324
Something to make
money off of.

325
00:11:30,408 --> 00:11:31,726
W-well, planetina's
more than that.

326
00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,595
She's a brilliant,
living thing, and I love her.

327
00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,731
Oh, you love her?
Well, guess what.

328
00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:38,200
We own her.

329
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:39,534
But not for long,
of course.

330
00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:42,003
We're gonna sell her
to some arab overseas.

331
00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:43,471
Fire.

332
00:11:43,555 --> 00:11:45,273
As for you,
maybe she won't

333
00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:47,809
Love you so much if you
ain't so pretty no more.

334
00:11:47,893 --> 00:11:48,877
Stop! Yah!

335
00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,144
Ow!

336
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:51,746
Y-you want to **** with me?
Do you?

337
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,615
Stupid ****
shit hole!

338
00:11:53,699 --> 00:11:54,616
Aaaaaah!

339
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:58,086
Boss, what's happening?
Let us in!

340
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,153
Aah!

341
00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:00,889
fire!

342
00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,541
Fire!
343
00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,196
Can we conclude our business?

344
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,664
I'm eager to celebrate
my purchase of

345
00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:12,266
Planetina over dinner,
and these infant seals

346
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,468
Aren't getting any younger.

347
00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:15,069
Momentarily, comrade.

348
00:12:15,153 --> 00:12:17,339
Soon, our partner
will return.

349
00:12:17,423 --> 00:12:19,607
Ugh! What is taking
Eddie so long?

350
00:12:19,691 --> 00:12:21,009
His phone keep going
to voicemail.

351
00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:23,011
<i>♪ start leaving a message ♪</i>

352
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,147
<i>♪ I can't make it
to the phone ♪</i>

353
00:12:25,231 --> 00:12:27,215
<i>Just kidding. It's Eddie.
Go **** yourself.</i>

354
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,684
Which one of you
ordered a pizza?

355
00:12:29,768 --> 00:12:31,686
No one order pizza.
What is this?

356
00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:35,839
Well, I got a cheesy Italian,
extra crispy just for you.

357
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,760
I know those cheek bones
like they're me own!

358
00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:39,561
It's Eddie!

359
00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,163
**** mother!
Kill him!

360
00:12:41,247 --> 00:12:43,313
Stone! Stone!
Fire!

361
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:46,950
Aah!

362
00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:49,971
Airs!

363
00:12:51,257 --> 00:12:53,175
Cold water!
Cold water!

364
00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:54,909
Dirt!

365
00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,527
Fire!

366
00:12:57,863 --> 00:12:59,113
Wa...

367
00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:01,315
Airs.

368
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:03,585
Now we can be together,
planetina.

369
00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:05,453
I am an individual
character.

370
00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:06,921
I represent no group.
371
00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:08,122
Fire!
Aaah!

372
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,924
Water! Dirt! Airs!

373
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:12,994
Aah!

374
00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:15,730
Not good!

375
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,333
Blib...

376
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:20,602
Naga...

377
00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:21,936
Threve...

378
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,805
Verillex... Gam!

379
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,874
Happy apocalypse!

380
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,475
- Oh, my gaaah!
- This is awful!

381
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,143
Why were we cheering?!

382
00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:36,017
Hello.
Got any agua around here?

383
00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:37,285
Mama's got to hydrate.

384
00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:38,820
Glove box.

385
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,904
Oh, yeah.
386
00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:44,025
Rick is the coolest
guy ever.

387
00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:45,493
We're total soul mates.

388
00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,962
He's gonna show me the wonders
of the universe.

389
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:49,697
Ha! Once we get to
the next planet,

390
00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:52,366
Grandpa Rick is gonna
ditch you, like, so fast.

391
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:53,968
Oh, is that so?

392
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:56,304
Uh-huh, nobody is tying
that guy down... ever.

393
00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:59,173
The only chick seeing
the universe with Rick is me.

394
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:02,159
Not if I keep Rick's
mouth full of these.

395
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,779
Oh, my...
Oh, my god.

396
00:14:04,863 --> 00:14:07,049
Oh, yeah.
That's right, girlfriend.

397
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,783
This is what
you're up against.

398
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,785
Wars were fought
over these.

399
00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:14,256
They've ruined kings,
inspired presidents.

400
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:17,259
A hundred songs
and nine national anthems

401
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:18,860
Have been written
about them.

402
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:22,063
Best set of elbow-titties
on morglutz.

403
00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:26,534
And now, thanks to Rick,
the best in the galaxy.

404
00:14:26,618 --> 00:14:28,136
You want me
to put them away?

405
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,403
Please.
Sure.

406
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:31,873
But only because
you're Rick's granddaughter.

407
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,875
Daph? Daphne?
Where are ya, baby?

408
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,610
Papa needs some more
elbow grease.

409
00:14:35,694 --> 00:14:38,280
Comin'! Ya might want to keep
your eyes on the road.

410
00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:40,949
It's about to get sloppy.

411
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,484
Hello!
Hello.

412
00:14:42,568 --> 00:14:44,753
Ugh!

413
00:14:44,837 --> 00:14:47,021
Then I put my sunglasses on
and walked out

414
00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:48,090
Like nothing happened.

415
00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:49,757
I'm finally free.

416
00:14:49,841 --> 00:14:51,159
All because of Morty.

417
00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,495
What a romantic story
about our son killing

418
00:14:53,579 --> 00:14:55,029
A room full of people.

419
00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:56,430
Your turn.

420
00:14:56,514 --> 00:14:57,766
Uh, seven.

421
00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:00,102
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!

422
00:15:00,186 --> 00:15:02,370
Oyyy, don't
punch my lunch!

423
00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:03,638
A-ha! Eat it!

424
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:04,906
I'm out of food cards.

425
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,041
How 'bout I loan you
two quiche at 10%?

426
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,043
That's so generous.
427
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,645
My turn!

428
00:15:10,729 --> 00:15:12,113
Double sixes, baby!

429
00:15:12,197 --> 00:15:14,316
One, two, three...
So, what's next for planetina?

430
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,851
Well, now that I'm not
distracted by book signings

431
00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:19,521
And publicity stunts,
Morty and I can concentrate on

432
00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:20,788
More important things.

433
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:21,589
Like school.

434
00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:22,924
Like moving in.

435
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:24,726
Planetina doesn't have
a place to stay now,

436
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:25,994
So I said she could
live with us.

437
00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:28,062
Holy shit. Morty, no.
I'm so full!

438
00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:29,331
What do you mean, no?
Whoo!

439
00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:30,665
Don't punch my lunch.

440
00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:31,800
I wouldn't be a burden,
Mrs. Smith.
441
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:33,668
I only want to spend
as much time

442
00:15:33,752 --> 00:15:34,936
As possible
with your son.

443
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,938
My son is 14, miss.

444
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,940
I'm sorry, Morty.
You're way too young.

445
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,209
But y-y-y-you were a teenager
when dad got you pregnant.

446
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,610
I was 17!

447
00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:44,412
That's at least
26 in boy years.

448
00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:47,481
I'm sure planetina is very nice,
but when you're a teenager,

449
00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:48,883
Love is fleeting, at best.

450
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:52,220
You underestimate Morty.
He is a very mature young man.

451
00:15:52,304 --> 00:15:53,488
See, mom? I told you!

452
00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:55,890
This is not happening.
End of discussion.

453
00:15:55,974 --> 00:15:58,226
Planetina, I think you
should leave, please.

454
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,694
Okay, Mrs. Smith.
455
00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:01,095
Oh, no!

456
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,496
Mom, I hate you!

457
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,565
You suck!
Hey, now, it's only a game.

458
00:16:03,649 --> 00:16:04,632
Shut up!
Shut up!

459
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:05,900
Okay.
My whole life,

460
00:16:05,984 --> 00:16:07,169
I've never fit in
anywhere.

461
00:16:07,253 --> 00:16:08,636
Everything I have to say
is always met with

462
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,038
An eye roll as if
the act of hearing

463
00:16:10,122 --> 00:16:12,106
What I have to say is some
exhausting chore.

464
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,308
Nobody in this family thinks
I can say or do anything right!

465
00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:16,444
I've been all over the universe,
met hundreds of people,

466
00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:19,313
And planetina's the only one
I've ever met that makes me feel

467
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:22,050
Like I belong, and you just
kicked her out of our house!
468
00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:23,117
Morty, please...

469
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:24,986
I will never
forgive you for this!

470
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:29,858
♪ Get the sword
and throw it far ♪

471
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:31,993
♪ let it shine under
the morning star ♪

472
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,678
Morty! Morty, come back!

473
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,201
♪ Who are you? ♪

474
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:43,205
♪ Who am I to you? ♪

475
00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,407
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

476
00:16:50,028 --> 00:16:55,417
♪ Fallen from the sky
with grace ♪

477
00:16:55,501 --> 00:17:01,089
♪ into your arms race ♪

478
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,166
Get out!
All of you, get out of there!

479
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,902
You're killing the planet!

480
00:17:13,986 --> 00:17:15,437
Your people didn't
get the votes.

481
00:17:15,521 --> 00:17:17,105
Leave, or I'll have
you arrested.

482
00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:18,840
It's you people who
should be arrested.

483
00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:21,976
Gutting the land, poisoning
the air your children breathe?!

484
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,578
Can't you see what
you're doing?!

485
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:25,847
Easy for you to say!
You can live how you want!

486
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:28,182
We need the jobs.
Let's go, boys.

487
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,451
She can't stop us.

488
00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:31,185
W-we'll get
them next time.

489
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:32,454
There's no time left!

490
00:17:32,538 --> 00:17:34,522
Can't you hear
the earth screaming?

491
00:17:34,606 --> 00:17:36,124
You filthy murderers!

492
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,191
Planetina, stop it!

493
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:41,329
There's only one solution
for earth's pollution!

494
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,599
Oh, my god, no.

495
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:48,270
♪ Who am I to you? ♪

496
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:51,405
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

497
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:53,190
No!

498
00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:58,613
I can't believe I'm banging
my co-workers.

499
00:17:58,697 --> 00:17:59,814
And I'm the boss!

500
00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:02,416
This gay sex with
my dad is terrific!

501
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,818
What was I thinking?

502
00:18:03,902 --> 00:18:05,487
It'll all be over soon!

503
00:18:05,571 --> 00:18:07,689
Last chance to pee on me!
Anyone?!

504
00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:09,624
Okay, grandpa,
the meteor's almost here.

505
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,760
We can go now.
Ah, nah, we still got time.

506
00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:14,162
Well, then stop being in love
and start having fun.

507
00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:16,831
Ah, love's pretty fun, summer.
Just give it a chance.

508
00:18:16,915 --> 00:18:18,432
It's not even
real love!

509
00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,769
Daphne's just with you
so she can keep surviving!
510
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:23,237
Ah, the young...
So naive.

511
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,061
Eww, gross.

512
00:18:44,743 --> 00:18:45,994
Congratulations, ferkisians!

513
00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:47,729
Your apocalypse is aborted.

514
00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:49,464
And, grandpa,
you and I can go home.

515
00:18:49,548 --> 00:18:50,665
Daphne,
you may come with.

516
00:18:50,749 --> 00:18:52,867
If you want to
and don't have to.

517
00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,068
I don't know what
you're getting at, summer.

518
00:18:54,152 --> 00:18:56,671
Obviously,
Daphne wants to...

519
00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,941
Aw, you cold bitch.
Hello?

520
00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,758
Goodbye.

521
00:19:02,027 --> 00:19:04,612
Hey, she's the one
that saved the world!

522
00:19:04,696 --> 00:19:06,414
Now we got to go
to work tomorrow!

523
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,600
You ****
524
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,087
Sorry I messed
things up with Daphne.

525
00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:14,823
Just shut up.
I get it.

526
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:17,441
Really? You're not mad?
I'm furious.

527
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,029
But I have to admit,
it was pretty Rick of you

528
00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:23,231
To avert an apocalypse
in a tantrum of cynicism

529
00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:25,834
Just to destroy
one dumb relationship.

530
00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:28,102
Still, sorry.

531
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:30,372
Eh, I would've done
the same for you.

532
00:19:30,456 --> 00:19:32,507
Promise?

533
00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:33,508
Love you, grandpa Rick.

534
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,259
Don't make it weird.

535
00:19:49,074 --> 00:19:51,793
Please go.
I-I-I can't see you anymore.

536
00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,795
Don't you even want to try
to make it work?

537
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:54,796
We were so close.

538
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,998
You murdered 300 people.

539
00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:58,266
And you murdered
my kids.

540
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,602
They were gonna
sell you away forever.

541
00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:02,003
Eddie was
trying to kill me!

542
00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:04,005
Th-those miners
were innocent.

543
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:07,275
Those innocent miners voted men
into power to protect

544
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:08,943
Their precious jobs
so they can buy more

545
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,145
Plastic garbage and eat
the corpses of tortured animals.

546
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,081
The system
is broken, Morty.

547
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:16,618
This is the only way
I can save earth,

548
00:20:16,702 --> 00:20:18,220
The only way
I can save you.

549
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,289
If that's the only way,
I-I don't want to be saved.

550
00:20:21,373 --> 00:20:22,690
Please, go.
551
00:20:22,774 --> 00:20:25,827
But... I love you.

552
00:20:25,911 --> 00:20:28,362
I-I-I can't...
I-I can't love you.

553
00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:29,964
I-I just can't.

554
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:30,832
Please understand.

555
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,434
No.

556
00:20:32,518 --> 00:20:36,771
I'll go, but don't you dare
ask me to understand.

557
00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:40,508
Planetina,
I-I'm so sorry.

558
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,426
**** you.

559
00:20:52,804 --> 00:20:54,989
Morty?
Are you all right?

560
00:20:55,073 --> 00:20:57,259
She's gone, mom!
She's gone!

561
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,261
I loved her so much!

562
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,995
I know you did, honey.

563
00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:03,397
shh, mommy's here.

564
00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:11,273
<i>♪ Let it shine under
the morning star ♪</i>

565
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,674
<i>♪ Who are you? ♪</i>

566
00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:15,926
<i>♪ Who am I to you? ♪</i>

567
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:21,365
<i>♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪</i>

568
00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:28,906
<i>♪ Fallen from the sky
with grace ♪</i>

569
00:21:30,576 --> 00:21:35,078
<i>♪ Into your arms ♪</i>

570
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:50,779
Good morning.

571
00:21:50,863 --> 00:21:53,581
'Morning.

572
00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:54,782
Slow day, huh?

573
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:56,050
Yep.

574
00:21:56,134 --> 00:21:58,386
Probably because
everybody thought

575
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:03,125
The world wouldn't be,
you know, like, here today.

576
00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:05,059
Mm-hmm.
Mom in back?

577
00:22:05,143 --> 00:22:06,528
Mom's not talking to us.

578
00:22:06,612 --> 00:22:07,929
Because we had sex?

579
00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:09,531
- Yes.
- Uh, yeah.
580
00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:11,933
That makes sense.

581
00:22:12,017 --> 00:22:14,286
Happy birthday,
by the way.

581
00:22:15,305 --> 00:23:15,774
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