Breaking Bad Episode Script Transcript Season 1 02 The Cats in The Bag

CREATED BY
Vince Gilligan
EPISODE 1.02
“The Cat’s in the Bag”
Their first aborted drug deal forces Walt and Jesse to dispose
of a pair of corpses. Meanwhile, Skyler suspects that her
husband is up to no good.
WRITTEN BY:
Vince Gilligan
DIRECTED BY:
Adam Bernstein
ORIGINAL BROADCAST:
January 27, 2008
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MAIN EPISODE CAST
Bryan Cranston ... Walter White

Anna Gunn ... Skyler White
Aaron Paul ... Jesse Pinkman
Dean Norris ... Hank Schrader (credit only)
Betsy Brandt ... Marie Schrader (credit only)
RJ Mitte ... Walter White, Jr.
Max Arciniega ... Krazy-8
John Koyama ... Emilio Koyama
Shane Marinson ... Ob-Gyn
Jason Byrd ... Ben
Anthony Wamego ... Backhoe Operator
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Are you okay?
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-You are a lifesaver.
-Yeah, man.
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-We can't thank you enough.
-No, hey, mad props.
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I could have sworn the guy said south.
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But then all of a sudden
we're off the main road.
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I'm trying to read the map while
driving, a bonehead maneuver.
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And then all of a sudden, bam,
we're in that ditch.
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Yeah, bam. I'm like,
"What the hell?" You know?
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Yes. Oh, yes, and my coffee mug.
Of coffee? My mug of coffee.
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It spills all over my pants, I mean--
Just a nightmare.
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There's your Sony GPS,
I mean, for real.
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Let's just....
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Like I said,
we couldn't be more grateful.
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Can't we just dump them here?
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What, and somebody finds them?
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Then what?
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People have seen us.
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Hey, you're gonna flood it, man.
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I'm not gonna flood it.
She's not gonna flood, all right?
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We're just gonna stay positive, right?
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We're gonna clean up this mess.
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And you, start.
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Goddamn it. See, you flooded it.
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All right.
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All right. You know what?
The RV is going to start now.
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The RV is going to start right now.
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It's gonna start.
We're gonna drive it to your house.
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-My house?
-Your house.
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We're gonna drive it over there
and park it overnight.
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-And then tomorrow--
-Man, not my house.
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Shut up. Shut up.
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After we finish
cleaning up this mess...
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...we will go our separate ways.
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Our paths will never cross.
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And we will tell this to no one.
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Understood?
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Oh, what, I can talk now?
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Fine. That goes double for me.
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Okay. Okay.
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Be good to me.
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Yes!
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Yes. Okay. Okay.
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Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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Walt?
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You coming out?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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We've got looky-loos
in both directions, Dan.
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Better plan on being late
if you're going to work.
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This is Lisa in the Skycopter, we'll have
more Albuquerque traffic on the hour.
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Hey, you wanna hear
something funny?
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We had a faculty meeting
last Thursday...
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...and the topic was
senior-class photos...
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...and how we had instituted
a new rule last year...
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...that seniors are allowed
to have photos taken...
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...by a photographer of their choice.
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You know, not necessarily
the photographer...
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...that the school hires, right? So--
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So anyway,
some of the senior girls...
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...were going to that Glamour Shots
place to have their photos taken.
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And now they're bringing us
all these photos...
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...and Joan Everman--
You know Joan.
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--suddenly has to go through
all the photos...
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...and turn them down
because they show cleavage.
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Did you get enough
pancakes, sweetie?
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Yeah. I'm good.
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Okay.
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You know, even the
small-busted girls have cleavage.
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Apparently there's some new type of
brassiere or something.
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The Wonderbra.
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It's the Wonderbra.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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Hey there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter Jr.
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We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.
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Hello, Mr. White.
This is AT&T calling.
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Are you happy with your current
long-distance service?
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Because if you're not,
I would definitely really, really love...
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...to talk to you
as soon as possible about--
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Hello, this is Walter White speaking.
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You said he was
practically dead, okay?
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You said he would die any minute.
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Listen, I am having breakfast
with my family right now...
84
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...and I really don't appreciate

these sales calls.
85
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Well, too bad, man,
because guess what.
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He's still not dead.
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I went and put my ear to the RV.
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I can hear him, like,
rolling around in there, all right?
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I think he's awake, man.
I think he's trying to get loose.
90
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Where the hell are you?
I'm freaking out here.
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-Calm down, damn it.
-You gonna help me clean this up?
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-We got loose ends here.
-Calm down.
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I will be there after school.
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After school. Are you shitting me?
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Ditch it, man. Call in sick.
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Listen, that is just
not gonna work for me.
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I'm not interested in that at all.
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And I would appreciate it
if you don't call here anymore.
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Damn. They're so annoying,
those people.
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-You have a good day, sweetie.
-Okay, Mom. You too.
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Bye, honey.
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-Drive safe.
-Okay.
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Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ.
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What up, beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.
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So the term "chiral"...
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...derives from the
Greek word "hand."
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Now, the concept here being that just
as your left hand and your right hand...

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...are mirror images of one another,
right, identical and yet opposite...
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...well, so, too,
organic compounds can exist...
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...as mirror-image forms
of one another...
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...all the way down
at the molecular level.
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But although they may
look the same...
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...they don't always behave the same.
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For instance....
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For instance.
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I'm sorry. For instance....
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Thalidomide.
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The right-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...
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...is a perfectly fine, good medicine...

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...to give to a pregnant woman
to prevent morning sickness.
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But make the mistake of giving
that same pregnant woman...
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...the left-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...
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...and her child will be born
with horrible birth defects.
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Which is precisely what happened
in the 1950s.
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So chiral, chirality,
mirrored images, right?
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Active, inactive, good, bad.
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So.
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-Yes, Ben.
-Is this gonna be on the murder?
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What?
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Is this gonna be on the midterm?
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Chirality on the midterm?
No, no. Well, maybe.
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Maybe. Yes, you know--
But prepare for it to be on the midterm.
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Can't hurt to know it, right? So--
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Knowledge is power.
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Oh, no. Oh, no, no. No.
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Not good. Not good, not good.
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What the--?
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Hey. Hey. Hey, you.
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Hey, listen, you.
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No, no, no!
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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MILFs?
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The hell is a MILF?
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Now what?
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Lock the other one out in the RV.
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He's:
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-You're sure?
-Yes.
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-You're positive?
-You know what?
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-Feel free to go check.
-Good idea. Maybe I should...
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...before he, too, wanders off
down the street.
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-Okay, you know what? I am sick--
-All right.
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Just--
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The one downstairs,
tell me about him.
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Oh, come on. Anything. Something.
Start with his name, at least.
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Krazy-8.
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Krazy-8.
What the hell does that even mean?
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I don't know, man, okay? It means,
like, Krazy-8, okay? I don't know.
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So you work with him regularly.
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No, not him so much.
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-His cousin, mainly.
-Who's his cousin?
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-The guy out in the RV.
-All right, all right, all right.
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Krazy-8's one level higher.
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One level higher.
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Yeah, you know.
Not, like, street level. Higher.
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You know how there's, like,
a Starbucks on every corner?
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Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells
Starbucks' beans.

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Okay, so he's a distributor.
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Okay, so is he...? I mean, is...?
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In other words,
what is his reputation for violence?
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Well, he did try to kill us both
yesterday, so there's that.
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Look, what I'm trying to say
is that he's a distributor, right?
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He's a businessman.
He's a man of business.
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It would therefore
seem to follow that he is...
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...capable of acting out of
mutual self-interest, yes?
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What?
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Do you think he is capable
of listening to reason?
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What kind of reason? You mean,
"Dear Krazy-8, hey, listen...
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...if I let you go, you promise not to
come back and waste my entire family?
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No Colombian neckties?"
That kind of reason?
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No, man, I can't say as I have high
fucking hopes where that's concerned.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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We didn't tie him up.
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-Why the hell didn't we tie him up?
-Oh, God.
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-Because he was out cold.
-Yeah, but what if he's faking it?
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You know, like, if it was me,
I'd be all faking being knocked out, yo.
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And then, when the coast is clear,
I'd be up looking for weapons and shit.
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Ready to pounce.
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No, see. Now, if it was me...
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...and I couldn't find
a decent enough weapon...
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...I would just lie back down
and bide my time.
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So now what do we do?
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You keep asking me that
like you think I have some answer.
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-Well, you gotta do something.
-We.
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We have got to do something,
and I am open to suggestions.
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Man, okay,
this whole thing was your deal.
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Don't you dare put that on me.
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You brought those guys out there.
This is your responsibility.
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Like I came to you,
begging to cook meth.
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"Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know,
you wanna come cook crystal?" Please.
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I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny...
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...but her wheelchair wouldn't fit
in the RV.
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What about the phosphate gas?
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Phosphine gas. What about it?
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I mean, do you think
it still might kill him?
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You know, with, like,
a delayed reaction or something?
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I don't know.
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-You're supposed to be a scientist.
-Look.
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This isn't even the issue
that demands immediate attention.
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We have got a body in that RV.
And it's getting warmer outside.
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Understand?
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And we have got to
do something about that soon.
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And in a way that
no one will ever find it.
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Now, that last part
is very, very important.
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Therefore, it seems to me...
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...that our best course of action
would be chemical disincorporation.
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Dissolving in strong acid.
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Oh, man, that's messed up.
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I mean, you're not serious.
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You serious?
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Well, who's gonna do that?
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And don't look at me.
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I guess we'll both do it together.
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No, Mr. White, okay,
I'm not good with dead bodies.
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Look, we are in this fifty-fifty. Okay?

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I guess the only other fair way
to go about this would be...
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...that one of us deals with
the body situation...
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...while the other one of us deals with
the Krazy-8 situation.
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In a scenario like this,
I don't suppose it is bad form...
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...to just flip a coin.
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-Heads or tails?
-No, I'll do the body in the acid, okay?
233
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,307
Heads or tails?
234
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,277
Heads. Heads.
235
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,046
Best two out of three?
236
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:22,985
Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ.
237
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,822
What up, beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.
238
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,576

Hey, Mr. White, it's me. Pick up.
239
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,454
I got a container question.
240
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:37,458
Hello, Mr. White.
Pick up the phone, man.
241
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,960
-Yes.
-Yo, what kind of plastic, man?
242
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,255
Polyethylene.
243
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,758
How the hell am I
supposed to know that?
244
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,425
Because I told you.
245
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:54,266
Look, just look at the bottom
for a triangle...
246
00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,769
...stamped LDPE.
247
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,812
It should be molded into the plastic.
248
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,523
Yeah, yeah, yeah, LDPE.
Right on, got it.
249
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:06,028
I don't know, man.
This feels kind of flimsy.
250
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,739

Any decent acid's
gonna eat right through this.
251
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,449
-Not hydrofluoric.
-Why not?
252
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,957
Look, you skipped, clowned around...
253
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,835
...or otherwise jerked off
through every lecture I ever gave.
254
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:25,297
As far as I'm concerned,
your chemistry education is over.
255
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,968
Oh, okay, be a dick about it. Jesus.
256
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:35,641
So, hey, have you done the thing?
257
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,857
Yeah, I'm working up to it.
258
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:51,156
You know what?
I bet he doesn't even wake up.
259
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,202
You know, not even if you took him
to the hospital right now.
260
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,664
Now, if it was me,
I would just try and think of it...
261
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,500
...like I was doing him a favor.
262

00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,571
I need a check approval
on checkstand eight.
263
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:34,616
Approval on checkstand eight, please.
Thank you.
264
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,339
Yeah.
265
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,468
Who's there?
266
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,183
What, you fucking break in?
Show me who's there.
267
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,857
Yeah. I see you.
268
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,319
What you gonna do?
269
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,072
Hey.
270
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,950
Hey--!
271
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,456
Hey.
272
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,209
I need water.
273
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,171
Hey, hello.
274
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,883
Bring me some water, would you?

275
00:27:57,968 --> 00:27:59,677
Please.
276
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,129
You don't like the crust?
277
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,142
Where's my cousin Emilio?
278
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,108
He dead?
279
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,134
Oh, I'm a coward.
280
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:34,393
Hey, Mr. White. Hey, Mr. White?
281
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,561
Oh, fuck.
282
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:44,236
Are you smoking weed? Oh, my God.
283
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:47,114
Wait a minute, is that my weed?
284
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,744
What the hell, man? Make yourself
at home, why don't you?
285
00:31:56,415 --> 00:32:00,252
-So, what'd you end up buying?
-Nothing.
286
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:05,757
No store in town sells a plastic bin
big enough for a body.
287
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:10,679
I don't suppose

you could buy two bins?
288
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,766
And just:
289
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,519
Legs in one, torso in the other?
290
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,522
Oh, God.
291
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,109
I don't suppose
you could kiss my ass?
292
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,327
So...
293
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,539
...how'd it go?
294
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:48,216
-You didn't do it?
-Not yet.
295
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:52,137
Oh, God.
296
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,266
-Oh, damn. I gotta go.
-Hey, hey.
297
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,352
What? No, no, no. Come back here.
298
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,981
-Sorry. I'll do it tomorrow, I promise.
-Tomorrow.
299
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,317
I've got a doctor's appointment.
I gotta go.

300
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,862
Look, stay away from him.
He's awake.
301
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,493
Hey, man, we flipped a coin.
302
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,497
We flipped a coin.
303
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,087
We're good?
304
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:30,842
We're very good.
We're excellent, I'd say.
305
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:39,392
Oh, would you look at that face?
Smile, peanut.
306
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,690
So who's up for knowing?
307
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,112
It's....
308
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:53,615
Yeah.
309
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,701
-Girl.
-Girl?
310
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,955
-You sure?
-Pretty sure.
311
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,795
Oh, God. Can I tell you,
that's exactly what I was hoping.

312
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,713
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
313
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,883
You remember you said that
when she's 16 and starts dating.
314
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:16,721
Looking fabulous. Let me see
if they're done with the blood sugar...
315
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,392
...then we'll get you out of here.
I'll be right back.
316
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,671
Who's Jesse Pinkman?
317
00:34:56,428 --> 00:35:00,307
-Jesse...?
-Jesse Pinkman.
318
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,686
He called just this morning.
319
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,647
-Walt, please don't deny it.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
320
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:11,443
It says on his MyShout page
he attended Wynne.
321
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,446
-Was he one of your students?
-Yeah.
322
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:18,199
He was nobody.
323

00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:23,955
Who is he to you? Why is he calling?
What is this big secret...
324
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:29,002
...you seem to be discussing
with some druggie burnout?
325
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:35,467
You don't come home last night until 2
in the morning. You don't tell me...
326
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:41,139
...where you've been. You spent
the entire night in the bathroom, Walt.
327
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:47,187
Tell me what's going on with you.
Don't you think you owe me that?
328
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:53,485
Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?
329
00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,575
He sells me pot.
330
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:07,999
-He sells you pot?
-Marijuana, yeah.
331
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:12,671
Not a lot. I mean, I don't know.
332
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,383
I kind of like it.
333
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:21,513
Are you out of your mind?
What are you, like, 16 years old?
334
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:26,851
Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
What is wrong with you?

335
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,980
Look, Skyler...
336
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:38,863
...I just haven't
quite been myself lately.
337
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:44,119
-Yeah. No shit. Thanks for noticing.
-I haven't been myself lately...
338
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,413
...but I love you.
339
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:52,377
Nothing about that has changed.
Nothing ever will.
340
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,547
So right now, what I need...
341
00:36:55,714 --> 00:37:00,051
...is for you to climb down
out of my ass.
342
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,058
Can you do that?
Will you do that for me, honey?
343
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:12,731
Will you please, just once,
get off my ass?
344
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,733
You know.
345
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:19,404
I'd appreciate it. I really would.
346
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,675
Stop.

347
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,981
Stop in 15 minutes.
348
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,551
Your face is too sharp.
349
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:34,562
Powder. Powder!
Take a powder, go on.
350
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,736
Nice. Beautiful talcum powder.
Lucky you, number eight.
351
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,617
Just meat,
it's all just a bunch of meat.
352
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,751
Oh, Jesus.
353
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,340
You're cool, you're cool.
354
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:06,928
You're all good, you're all--
You're all good. You know it.
355
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:12,267
It's fine. It's just a bunch of meat.
Come on. You're good.
356
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:35,790
Excuse me.
357
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:42,797
Excuse me. You. Yes, you.
May I talk to you?
358
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,677
Hey, hey, hey.

This is private property.
359
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,680
-Just a minute. I wanna talk to you.
-No, not interested.
360
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,976
-Come on.
-Hey, don't touch me. Do not touch me.
361
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,228
All right. Look, not touching.
Not touching.
362
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,148
Look, lady, whatever you're selling,
I ain't buying, yo.
363
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:06,988
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
364
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,116
He told me everything.
365
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,328
-Seriously?
-That's right.
366
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:19,834
And just so you know,
my brother-in-law is a DEA agent...
367
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:25,840
...and I will not hesitate to call him.
Not if I have to. Understood?
368
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:30,178
This is your one and only warning.
369
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:34,390
Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

370
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:40,521
-Okay.
-I mean it. Don't call our house again.
371
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:45,234
You stay away from him,
or you will be one sorry individual.
372
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:50,782
-You get me?
-I think so, yeah.
373
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:54,702
No more marijuana. I can dig it.
374
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,247
You can dig it. Wonderful.
375
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:12,220
Not that it's any of my business,
but you might wanna consider...
376
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,389
...a different line of work.
377
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:16,557
Okay.
378
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:14,157
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go to your house, you know.
379
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:21,497
Makes perfect sense. Let's
completely screw up your house...
380
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:26,461
...so you never wanna spend another
night in it. Sure. You know, why not?
381
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:34,802
Yeah, and how's about

I send over my psycho-bitch wife...
382
00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:37,764
...to, you know, break your balls
and threaten you?
383
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,891
God, that would be hilarious,
you know.
384
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,393
And then, you know,
the killer in the basement...
385
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,688
...the one who's completely
my responsibility...
386
00:42:45,855 --> 00:42:49,150
...hell, let's just
let him live down there.
387
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:54,864
Just, I don't know, make sure
to feed him, like, three times a day.
388
00:42:56,491 --> 00:43:01,162
Sure, why not? It's been really amazing.
Thank you so much for the opportunity.
389
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:06,000
I always dreamt about, I don't know,
melting bodies.
390
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,692
You got a brother
in the goddamn DEA?
391
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,198
-What?
-You said you were...
392
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:42,036

...just doing some ride-along. Yes or
no, do you have a brother in the DEA?
393
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:46,874
-He's a brother-in-law.
-Well, there's a load off my mind.
394
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,251
Where did you hear that?
395
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:52,380
Your freaking wife told me
when she was here all up in my shit.
396
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:56,425
Yeah, that's right.
She almost caught me moving Emilio.
397
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,720
Good job on
wearing the pants in the family.
398
00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:02,974
And why'd you go and tell her
I was selling you weed?
399
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,978
Because somehow
it seemed preferable...
400
00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:11,607
...to admitting that I cook crystal meth
and killed a man.
401
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,659
Is that what I think it is?
402
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,580
Yeah. Yeah, it is. I smoked a bowl.
So what? My house, my rules.
403
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,082
Hey, no, no.

Don't give me that, okay?
404
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:32,753
I held up my end. I already took care of
Emilio. You're still diddling around...
405
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,423
-...trying to get your nut up.
-Yeah, well, boo-hoo.
406
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:37,592
I have the truly awful job here.
407
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,802
You wanna talk awful?
You wanna go there?
408
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:44,140
Try dragging 200 pounds of stink
up a flight of stairs.
409
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,601
I barely got him in the bathtub.
410
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:50,188
Bathtub, what...?
What do you mean, bathtub?
411
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,982
Another thing. Why you got me
running around town...
412
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,484
...trying to find
some stupid piece of plastic...
413
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,945
...when I have a perfectly good tub
I can use?
414
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:04,118
Oh, God.

415
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,787
Hey. Hey.
416
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:05,054
I'm sorry, what were you asking me?
Oh, yes.
417
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,517
That stupid plastic container
I asked you to buy.
418
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:13,271
You see, hydrofluoric acid
won't eat through plastic.
419
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:20,027
It will, however, dissolve metal,
rock, glass, ceramic.
420
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,363
So there's that.
421
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,299
Okay, here we go.
422
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,057
Okay.
423
00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,398
Here I go.

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