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Hey,

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you're gonna have to pay extra for that.

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Whatever.

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Whatever you want,

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take it.

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- Where is your ruler?
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What ruler?

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_

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"The King Defends His Throne".

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This is your king?

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Where is he?

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I-I don't know who you're talking about.

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Please,

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don't kill me.

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Yo, that's...

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DJ S'more Money.

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T-that's right,

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he used to date Zari Tarazi,

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before she disappeared.

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I heard rehab.

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Where can I find this S'more Money?

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Judging some crazy

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singing competition out in Hollywood.

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That is an odd occupation for a king,

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but as is the way,

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I will challenge him to a death duel.

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♪ You spurn my natural emotions ♪

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Are you hungry?

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- I can cook.
- I'm good.

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Why don't you stay the
night this time, eh?

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John,

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stop talking.

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Okay.

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Wait, what is that sound?

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The Buzzes.

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Hmm.

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The Buzzcocks?

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Oh, come on.

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It's only one of England's
seminal punk rock bands.

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♪ In love with someone ♪
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♪ You shouldn't've fallen in love with ♪

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"Ever fallen in love with someone

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you shouldn't have fallen in love with".

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Aww, John, are you trying
to tell me something?

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Of course, not...

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unless,

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you're trying to tell me something.

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- Course not.
- Good.

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And besides, great music

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is not just about the lyrics.

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It's about the buzz.

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The buzz of excitement that you get

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when you play something that's true

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and real.

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How many bloody phones do you have?

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Well, a personal phone,
a business phone,

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a phone for all the Persian guys

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my mom tries to set me up with...

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- And a phone for emergencies.
- It's Les-Lay.

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You can open up your
eyes, B, we're decent.

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Regrettably.

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Sorry.

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I know you told me not
to bother you at your...

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yoga retreat.

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But it's your ex, DJ S'mores.

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He was eviscerated by an alien.

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- Ugh.
- Wow, that is a lot to digest.

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Yeah, so I'm thinking for the funeral,
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we need a statement dress.

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It's his burial, but your red carpet.

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Bye!

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History is literally being made.

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DJ S'more Money's death
is shattering records

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for most Cat-Chats in an hour.

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The whole world saw it.

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Apparently, the alien killed him during

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a live taping of "Da Throne".

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"Da Throne"?

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In our future it's a wildly
popular singing competition,

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and is single-handedly keeping
network television alive

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in 2045.

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I don't know what's more surprising:
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an alien attacking Zari's ex-boyfriend,

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or the fact that
network TV still exists.

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Gideon, do us a favor

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and bring up the video
for them, will you?

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Smashing. I love an evisceration.

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My name is Lord Knoxicrillion,

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and I am here to slay the king.

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Why would one of Sara's pod aliens

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kill a reality star?

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Maybe the alien mistook
S'more for a real king.

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Yeah, and thought that he could usurp

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marshmallow man's power
by offing the bastard.

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Okay, so all we have
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from killing a celebrity. Simple enough.

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Let's suit up for La La Land.

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What a load of crap!

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Ooh... yeah, Mick,

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uh, shower wouldn't do you wrong, mate.

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Mick, use your words.

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This is a spaceship, is it not?

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Why don't we use it to find Sara?

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Mick, we have been over this.

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The galaxy is hundreds of billions

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of lightyears across, okay?

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One of those displaced aliens
is going to lead us to Sara.

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You and Spooner are gonna QB.

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- Can you show her the ropes, please?
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I'm taking the day off.

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You're gonna let him
talk to you like that?

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I don't take it personal,
it's just Rory.

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Yeah, he's worse than usual.

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Sara's absence is really getting to him.

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Yeah, I'm sure Sara's absence

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is really getting to Rory.

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Must be very hard for him, Nate.

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I'm sorry. We're gonna find her.

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I bet Sara's pulling a "Thor: Ragnarok",

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and she's kicking some aliens' asses,

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and they're all shouting her name...

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"Sara! Sara! Sara!"

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Sara! Sara!

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You have to wake up.
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Sara,

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whatever's out there,

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it's still tracking us.

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Don't panic, Gary.

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This is Sara freakin' Lance.

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A little Amelia Earhart poison

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isn't gonna slow you down.

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I...

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I'm too weak, Gary. I can't fight.

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It's on you.

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Me?

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I-I-I'm no fighter.

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Kayla didn't exactly fight Spartacus,

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now, did she?

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No, no... absolutely not.

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Gary, Gary,

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listen to me.

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If I hadn't done unforgivable
things to survive,

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I never would have made
it out the other side.

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Now, Ava is my other side.

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And I don't care if you
have to eat your way

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through the entire solar system,

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I am gonna get back to her.

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Getting back to her.

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The competition is heating up

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on this year's "Da Throne".

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With the golden buzzer still in play

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and the Wild Card yet to be revealed,

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anyone can still take Da Throne.

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That's your ex?

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Jealous?

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Oh, of some life-size s'more

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who judges some soulless
singing competition?

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Real musicians don't compete

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to win over the masses with mediocre,

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autotune drivel, love.

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Spoken like a former punk guitarist.

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You want to talk to Mom?

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- No.
- Mama, I gotta go.

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I love you. No, I love you more!

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Sending you busses from Hollywood.

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Yeah, I'm visiting Zari in Hollywood.
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All right, every season has

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a secret celebrity contestant.

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What? I read up on the rules.

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Last year, President
Dwayne Johnson showed up

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and for an old guy,
he can still get down.

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The Rock's the president?

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Please tell me John Cena
is his chief of staff.

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Guys, focus.

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We need to find a way into this place.

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I got this.

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Okay.

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- Hold, please.
- You're kidding me.

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What? They're designer.

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Oh, well...

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- Hi!
- Oh, my God. It's really her!

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Zari!

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Zari, where have you been?

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Zari, it's great to see you!

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Welcome back to "Da Throne".

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Our next performance starts...

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now.

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♪ Hand on the wheel ♪

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♪ I like to stay in control ♪

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♪ 'Cause I get mine independent ♪

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♪ My colors, silver and gold, ha ♪

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♪ Chain hang low like
fruit from a branch ♪

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♪ It's a juice avalanche ♪

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♪ Dripping from my shoulders,
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♪ Diamonds look like me ♪

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Saucéy is on stage,

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Can we get Hunter
moved to the left wing?

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Oh, whoa.

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Yeah, uh, we really stand out, don't we?

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You hear that song?

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It's kind of catchy.

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♪ Look at all this fruit ♪

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- ♪ You want it ♪
- ♪ Make a whole lot of juice ♪

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- ♪ With that ♪
- ♪ You need it ♪

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♪ Feel it in my roots ♪

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- ♪ I got it ♪
- ♪ Fill a champagne flute ♪

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- ♪ With that ♪
- ♪ They see it, yeah, yeah ♪
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Cat-Chat is losing it's damn mind

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over that juicy performance.

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What does last year's winner

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and the King of "Da Throne" have to say?

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Sorry, babes, but that was weak.

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Weak?

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That's not what you said last night.

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You said my fruit was...

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Whoa! Let's not kiss and tell.

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Now, who do we have to the stage next?

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My, you are big and strong.

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You must be our Wild Card contestant.

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I am here to challenge the King.

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You and everyone else.

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Can we get a hint, lover?
Who's under the suit?

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My name is Lord Knoxicrillion,

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and I am here to slay the King.

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DJ, drop that beat!

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That was tight!

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My man, you are committed.

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Wha-bam!

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The gold buzzer?

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Looks like Lord Knoxicrillion
is one step closer

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to capturing Da Throne!

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I don't know how you're
gonna top whatever that was,

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but if you want to be
King, figure it out fast,

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because you're going
straight to the finals.

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Ha, ha!

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You're supposed to be
showing me the ropes.

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Rule number one,

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stay out of my way.

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I'm fresh out of Southern hospitality,

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so I ain't gonna tiptoe
across eggshells,

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like everybody else around here.

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Rule number two,

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this place is like a revolving door.

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Don't unpack.

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Ah, I see what's going on.

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Yeah, Ava told me you're the last

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of the original recruits.

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I guess I'd be pissy too
if I was the last OG.

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What?

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Haircut got hitched,

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Sara got kidnapped...

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and I don't care.

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And rule number three,

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I drink on the job.

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Guys, meet me in the lab.

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The alien's 15 minutes of fame are up.

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Um, excuse me, Mr. Knoxicrillion.

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It is Lord, flesh-bag.

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Oh, forgive me, Lord.

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Um, it seems that

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all the finalists have been upgraded

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to their own exclusive green room.

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If you'll just follow me this way.

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Mm-hmm.
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00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,160
So if you would just
step right up there.

270
00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,934
I see no green in this room.

271
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:52,203
I told you the Iron Giant
wouldn't be a problem.

272
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,305
Okay.

273
00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:55,439
The energy in here is way off.

274
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,408
Oh. Yeah.

275
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:59,076
Looks like Spooner took over your den.

276
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:01,378
Ah... she moved my citrine crystal.

277
00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:03,113
- Ooh.
- I was manifesting abundance.

278
00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:04,668
- I know.
- On my planet,

279
00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:05,916
we use crystals to...

280
00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:07,785
hmm, we do not have that word...

281
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,720
procreate.

282
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:10,754
You know what, Knox?
283
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:12,056
It is factoids like that,

284
00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,858
that really captivate an audience.

285
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,559
Why don't you tell us a little bit more

286
00:12:15,564 --> 00:12:17,461
about what you know, like,

287
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,029
do you know where Sara Lance is?

288
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,031
Your cardiovascular organ increased

289
00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:23,534
to 80 beats per minute
when you said "Sara Lance".

290
00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:24,790
Do you know where Sara Lance is,

291
00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,937
- yes or no?
- What is a Sara Lance?

292
00:12:26,942 --> 00:12:29,574
Okay, let's try this again, shall we?

293
00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:30,929
How'd you get to Earth?

294
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:33,334
I was abducted from my home planet.

295
00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:35,946
18 hours ago, my pod
crashed in a desert.

296
00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:38,679
Then I woke from stasis to
fulfill my prime directive.

297
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,684
- Which is?
- To conquer new planets

298
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,721
by challenging their
rulers to death duels.

299
00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:44,855
Okay, say you win.

300
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,690
You... hitch a ride home

301
00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:47,792
with, like, a space cabbie?

302
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:49,159
My inevitable victory

303
00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:52,563
will be celebrated with an invasion.

304
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,164
Picked up the alien vibes

305
00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:56,233
from across the ship, and lookie here.

306
00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:57,668
We already kidnapped him.

307
00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,937
You did not steal me like a whelpling.

308
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,238
I followed you here,

309
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:02,843
but I am no prisoner.

310
00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:04,953
- Gideon?
- Gideon?

311
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,411
- Gideon!
- Lord Knoxicrillion's

312
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,746
superior technology is... superior.

313
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,382
Just say the word

314
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:11,683
and I'll blow him to kingdom come.

315
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,687
Impossible,

316
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,123
This suit is resistant to
even thermonuclear weapons.

317
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,159
If you and your ruler
cannot fight with honor,

318
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,489
the challenge is cancelled.

319
00:13:18,494 --> 00:13:21,125
I will call my armada to
invade your planet now.

320
00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,494
What? No-no-no-no-no...
Wait, wait, wait,

321
00:13:23,499 --> 00:13:26,797
We, uh, may be low peons...

322
00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:27,898
Just...

323
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,903
And... but... we're honored
324
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:32,603
to explain to you that you
got the rules all wrong.

325
00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:35,339
Yeah, Knox... can I call you Knox?

326
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,842
Listen, bubby, death duels...

327
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,344
isn't what our planet's really about.

328
00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:41,812
Yeah. Y-yeah, you see, here on Earth,

329
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:45,482
we compete for the throne
via song and dance.

330
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:47,618
And with those sick vocals, buddy,

331
00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:50,754
you're on your way to
becoming the new king.

332
00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:52,189
Song and dance?

333
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:54,658
More proof you are an immature species.

334
00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:57,427
Very well, I accept the
terms of the challenge.

335
00:13:57,432 --> 00:14:00,264
Bring on Earth's best competitor.

336
00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:02,332
Yes, Dragon Girls.

337
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,771
- Sorry.
- Oh!

338
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,406
Sneaky little devil, isn't she?

339
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:10,741
This town's full of them.

340
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,342
Les-Lay, shouldn't you be off

341
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:14,247
running Forbes Magazine's
Business of the Year?

342
00:14:14,252 --> 00:14:15,648
Yeah, well, we need to talk about

343
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,847
Dragonesque, Zari.

344
00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:19,183
Business is tradge.

345
00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:21,619
Even the lip kits aren't selling...

346
00:14:21,624 --> 00:14:22,920
everyone has lips.

347
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,502
Spoken like a true capitalist.

348
00:14:24,507 --> 00:14:25,604
Ignore him.

349
00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:27,773
He thinks dour people have more depth.

350
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,441
You still love fame.

351
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:32,310
Speaking of, you've been out
of the spotlight for too long.
352
00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:35,618
The public doesn't want to
be someone they can't see.

353
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,070
Oh, cups are edible in 2045,

354
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:41,672
eco-friendly is finally in.

355
00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,407
Too little, too late, if you ask me.

356
00:14:43,412 --> 00:14:44,775
Okay, what about the shareholders?

357
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,955
They're going to divest

358
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,057
without the face of the
company to promote it.

359
00:14:48,062 --> 00:14:49,847
How is this happening?

360
00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:54,155
I spent my whole life
building this brand.

361
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,721
Long, frustrating story cut short,

362
00:14:57,726 --> 00:15:00,390
the alien has to compete
for "Da Throne".

363
00:15:00,395 --> 00:15:02,793
Nate and Behrad are escorting
him to the studio now.

364
00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:04,094
We need a new game plan.

365
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:06,063
Aves, do you trust me?

366
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,432
Always, Z.

367
00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:12,036
Look who's back. Zari T.

368
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,304
Dodged a bullet when the
engagement fell through.

369
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:15,539
Hashtag blessed!

370
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:17,942
Um, actually, you're the
one who proposed, so...

371
00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:19,498
'Cause I thought it'd
be good for my brand.

372
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,300
- Big mistake.
- Hey, simmer down, sunshine.

373
00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:23,348
Who's the blond?

374
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,751
You know, you Yanks, you're
always behind the 8-ball.

375
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:28,452
I'm a master of the Dark Arts, mate.

376
00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:30,621
Name's Johnny C.

377
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,223
Uh, Zari's boyfriend.

378
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,892
Yep.
379
00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:36,760
Dating some Vegas act

380
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,763
isn't gonna abracadabra
your relevancy back, Zari.

381
00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:40,865
You're over.

382
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,101
You should have never cancelled...

383
00:15:42,105 --> 00:15:43,768
- Ignis!
- Now I'm on top...

384
00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:46,104
Ah. Help, help, help.

385
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,876
Ah, help me, help me! Come on!

386
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,506
No, no, no, no, no, no! My
S'more Money brand vodka!

387
00:15:50,511 --> 00:15:53,211
That's an accelerant! Get out of my way.

388
00:15:53,216 --> 00:15:56,152
Well, I see the appeal
of this celebrity thing.

389
00:15:57,553 --> 00:15:58,949
Hey, Z-Nation,

390
00:15:58,954 --> 00:16:01,018
it's your girl Zari Tarazi.

391
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:04,755
So I have been working on
something super top-secret,

392
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,590
and here it is.

393
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,026
I'm the Wild Card.

394
00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:10,360
That's right.

395
00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,029
The Dragon Girl is here,

396
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,669
to claim... "Da Throne".

397
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:25,237
"Da Throne"'s latest Wild Card,

398
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,605
superstar Zari Tarazi,

399
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,597
is facing off against
the sisters who can shred

400
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:32,199
for the chance to compete against

401
00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:35,368
our golden buzzer winner in the finals.

402
00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:36,904
Everybody wants it,

403
00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:39,440
but not everyone has
what it takes to win

404
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:41,342
"Da Throne".

405
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,862
Friends, foes, and neithers,

406
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,897
the semifinals are here.

407
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:50,067
Tonight, one contestant
will be sent packing,

408
00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:52,136
so I hope they've brought
their good Louis.

409
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,139
Who will it be?

410
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,040
Okay, so how exactly

411
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:59,410
is Zari throwing her head
in the ring in this circus

412
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,845
supposed to put the kibosh
on alien invasion?

413
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:05,015
Uh, we're kind of a Swiss
Army knife operation.

414
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,784
Every Legend has a utility.

415
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:08,585
So when you've got a social influencer

416
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,187
from the future, you go with it,

417
00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:11,690
and you hope that being a triple threat

418
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,290
is still a thing.

419
00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:15,160
Looks like you know
how to handle your team.
420
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,294
Except Rory.

421
00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:20,597
Yeah, well, he's a special case.

422
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:23,000
Yeah, back home, dealt with
guys like him all the time.

423
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,135
You give them an inch,
they'll take your truck,

424
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,170
and your virginity.

425
00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:30,240
Next up, we've got the twins

426
00:17:30,245 --> 00:17:32,376
who've made K-Pop twice as hot,

427
00:17:32,381 --> 00:17:34,945
versus this round's Wild Card,

428
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:38,415
and Da King's ex, Zari Tarazi.

429
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,818
It's sure to be spicy.

430
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:45,022
♪ Bonjour ♪

431
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:47,191
♪ Euros, dollars, pounds, yen ♪

432
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,093
♪ Everywhere I go, ballin' ♪

433
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:51,161
♪ Paparazzi all on me ♪
434
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,163
♪ Shopping spree in Italy ♪

435
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:54,898
♪ Red carpet, world premiere ♪

436
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:57,234
♪ So glamourous, they love to stare ♪

437
00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:00,137
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪

438
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,272
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier ♪

439
00:18:02,277 --> 00:18:05,109
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

440
00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:08,045
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪

441
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,180
♪ Beat face, flawless ♪

442
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:13,283
♪ Flawless ♪

443
00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:17,020
♪ Cash flow like the River Nile ♪

444
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:21,225
♪ Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen ♪

445
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:25,262
♪ Cover story every magazine ♪

446
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,766
♪ Queen, queen, queen ♪

447
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:32,102
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪

448
00:18:32,107 --> 00:18:34,171
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier ♪
449
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:37,408
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

450
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:41,345
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪

451
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,348
Bon soir.

452
00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,490
That gave me drama.

453
00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:55,292
That gave me life.

454
00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:58,195
Now, let's get into the results.

455
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,970
Yes! Yes!

456
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:13,343
The Dragon Girl took to the skies,

457
00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:15,612
and into the finals.

458
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:18,649
Guess we know who's the
baddest of the bunch.

459
00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:22,753
That's a hell of a way
to save the world.

460
00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:49,146
Hold.

461
00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:17,441
Ava?

462
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,265
It's all right, Sara...
463
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:43,500
y-you can come out now.

464
00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:47,604
Sorry, things got a
little... out of hand.

465
00:20:47,609 --> 00:20:49,206
You know how it is when you, uh,

466
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:52,346
haven't had bone marrow
in a while, right?

467
00:20:53,749 --> 00:20:55,245
S-Sara?

468
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,420
Director Sharpe?

469
00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:09,192
A planet full of Ava clones?

470
00:21:09,197 --> 00:21:11,395
No!

471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,236
Why did you taste so good?

472
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,620
Z, you were ratings gold,

473
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,175
but those votes were a
little too close for comfort.

474
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,445
It's no big deal.

475
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,081
My next performance
just needs to be bigger

476
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,785
- and splashier.
- You know,

477
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,822
those on-air interviews can
really sway an audience,

478
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:34,024
and "Da Throne" viewers are suckers

479
00:21:34,029 --> 00:21:36,326
- for a good love story.
- Oh, my God.

480
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,061
He'll need a new look.

481
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:44,131
Yeah, no. Thanks, love.

482
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,199
I only have the one.

483
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,367
It'll take a little time
and a lot of cooperation,

484
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,569
but I can work with this.

485
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,305
Your sex appeal is
totally going to waste.

486
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,307
We have to do something about that hair.

487
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,842
- Girl, it's a mess.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

488
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,044
No, you're not touching my hair.

489
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,113
I'm not being funny... Listen, this is
490
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,947
my favorite jacket...

491
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,455
_

492
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,959
Mama?

493
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,693
I saw you on TV,

494
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,628
and I thought, "Surely,

495
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,458
my daughter would tell me
if she was competing

496
00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:18,826
on my favorite show".

497
00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:21,495
It was sort of a last-minute thing.

498
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,004
And you're dating a street magician?

499
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,674
First the DJ, now a con man?

500
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,910
Zari, just because you're old

501
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,612
doesn't mean you have to settle.

502
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,981
Okay, not every woman wants to have

503
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,881
their first kid at 20.

504
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:38,055
_

505
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,060
_

506
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,965
_

507
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,331
_

508
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,897
I love you, too.

509
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:57,504
Do you really care about that magic man?

510
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:01,141
I will try my best to support you,

511
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,110
no matter what.

512
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,448
No, um...

513
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,682
it won't last,

514
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,251
John's just a fling.

515
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,220
Thank goodness.

516
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,088
But, uh, Zari, darling...

517
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,456
you look tired.

518
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,097
You need a little more makeup.

519
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,596
Where is he? We have to start rolling.

520
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,733
Ooh. Nate and Behrad know

521
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,402
what a girl wants. You look hot.

522
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,971
Yeah, I look like that
tosser Criss Angel.

523
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,808
All right, remember,
stick to the talking points

524
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,008
preapproved by Les-Lay.

525
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,244
Chin up, smile. Easy-breezy.

526
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,979
In three, two, one.

527
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,215
Tonight, we're getting all the tea

528
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,916
in our exclusive interview

529
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,686
with the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi.

530
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,622
And she's joined by her
mysterious new beau,

531
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:52,054
London street magician Johnny C.

532
00:23:52,059 --> 00:23:54,323
Zari, girl, you shocked the world

533
00:23:54,328 --> 00:23:56,659
when you entered "Da Throne"
as a Wild Card,

534
00:23:56,664 --> 00:23:59,595
after a prolonged absence
from the public eye.

535
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,797
The Z-Nation is dying to know,

536
00:24:01,802 --> 00:24:03,833
where have you been?

537
00:24:03,838 --> 00:24:07,374
Honestly, focusing on self-care.

538
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,943
I've been traveling the
world with close friends,

539
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,379
visiting historical sites to die for...

540
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,681
it's all been super low-key.

541
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,751
And Johnny, is that where
you enter the picture?

542
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,853
Yeah, yeah... I suppose so, mate, yeah.

543
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,290
Oh, my gosh. Our meet cute
was so romantic.

544
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,858
I was at a snowga retreat

545
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,160
on a historically-preserved glacier,

546
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,165
and there he was, showing off
547
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,765
with his perfect scorpion pose.

548
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,267
We fell for each other instantly.

549
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,703
Yeah, that's a very poetic
way of putting it.

550
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,872
Oh, my gosh. He's so modest.

551
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,440
John doesn't like to brag,

552
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,910
but he's actually... Minor royalty.

553
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,814
Well, now you know I gotta ask...

554
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,583
will there be wedding bells
in the Dragon Girl's future?

555
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,018
I mean,

556
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,254
Princess Tarazi does have
quite the ring to it, right?

557
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,891
Oh, it sounds magical.

558
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,227
Yeah, you want to see some magic?

559
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,296
Watch me... disappear.

560
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,334
Um,
561
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,169
you know, we had a really long flight,

562
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,305
he's probably just jet-lagged.

563
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,477
Damn it, John.

564
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:18,883
That was harsh.

565
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,348
What the hell was that?

566
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,451
You know, I could ask you
the same thing, couldn't I?

567
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,685
What are you talking about?

568
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,691
You just embarrassed me
in front of the entire world.

569
00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:28,122
Oh, that's what you
care about, isn't it?

570
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,157
Trending, on bloody Chit-Chat

571
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,725
- Cat-Chat!
- Admit it,

572
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,127
come on, you're using this
mission to get back on top.

573
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,363
I can save my home and my business,

574
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,296
and let's not pretend like
we all haven't been caught up

575
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,100
in your personal drama before.

576
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,502
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'm a bastard,

577
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,800
but at least I admit it. You'd
rather be fake for the cameras

578
00:25:43,804 --> 00:25:44,804
than real when it counts.

579
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,209
- This isn't real,
- Oh, yeah.

580
00:25:46,214 --> 00:25:47,677
remember?

581
00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:48,875
We're not together,

582
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,011
just the way we both like it.

583
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,245
You know, it is really difficult

584
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,550
to keep straight what's real anymore.

585
00:25:52,554 --> 00:25:53,890
But try this one on for size, all right?

586
00:25:53,894 --> 00:25:56,194
I am done.

587
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,588
Trouble in paradise?
588
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,926
I got just the thing to dry those tears.

589
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,828
An empowerment anthem,

590
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,930
something for all the ladies out there.

591
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,735
'Cause after all, you wouldn't want

592
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:14,035
the Z-Nation thinking
some amateur magician

593
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,370
clipped the Dragon Girl's
wings, now would you?

594
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,584
Ava, wait.

595
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,686
Slow down.

596
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,069
Where are we, babe?

597
00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,717
After you.

598
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,754
You think I don't know my own Ava?

599
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,130
Gentle beings,

600
00:27:23,135 --> 00:27:26,300
we are joined by Lord Knoxicrillion.

601
00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:28,369
If this interview goes
anything like the last one,
602
00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:30,124
you can expect some bombshells.

603
00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:32,706
I detect no explosives in the vicinity.

604
00:27:32,711 --> 00:27:35,709
That dry wit.

605
00:27:35,714 --> 00:27:38,679
That's what "Da Throne"
fans are loving about you.

606
00:27:38,684 --> 00:27:41,382
But here's the million dollar question.

607
00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:43,684
Where on Earth did you come from?

608
00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:45,319
I am not from Earth.

609
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:47,121
I am from the planet Arkana.

610
00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:48,126
Oh, really?

611
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,791
What do you think of your competition...

612
00:27:49,796 --> 00:27:52,693
- the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi?
- That's an alien.

613
00:27:52,698 --> 00:27:54,795
Unless she is spouting real fire,

614
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,297
she does not stand a chance.

615
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:57,765
Feisty.

616
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,600
So what made you enter "Da Throne"?

617
00:27:59,605 --> 00:28:01,068
Why haven't we caught him?

618
00:28:01,073 --> 00:28:03,304
We did. It's...

619
00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:04,472
It's complicated.

620
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,908
I was ambushed by a gangster
feared all over the galaxy.

621
00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:10,544
You would say she has a face
with chicken wings on it.

622
00:28:10,549 --> 00:28:11,913
Her name was Kayla.

623
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:13,848
- Gideon!
- Yes, Mr. Rory?

624
00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:15,783
Uncloak.

625
00:28:16,288 --> 00:28:18,919
Initiate Matador's Last Strike.

626
00:28:18,924 --> 00:28:20,754
What the hell are you doing, Rory?

627
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:21,889
The last of the OGs

628
00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:23,292
picked up on a few secret commands.

629
00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:24,759
You can't just fire on Hollywood.

630
00:28:24,764 --> 00:28:25,764
Watch me.

631
00:28:25,769 --> 00:28:28,466
Activating weapons systems.

632
00:28:28,471 --> 00:28:30,835
_

633
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,637
Foolish humans.

634
00:28:32,642 --> 00:28:34,639
You think that's a threat?

635
00:28:34,644 --> 00:28:36,036
Shall I prepare to fire?

636
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,041
- Yes!
- No!

637
00:28:37,046 --> 00:28:38,806
Die, you alien scum.

638
00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,809
Incoming!

639
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:48,115
I am detecting alien battleships

640
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,684
entering the Earth's atmosphere.

641
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:53,220
Fire on me and your
ship will be destroyed.

642
00:28:53,225 --> 00:28:56,724
Try another trick, and
the invasion will begin.

643
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,695
Rory, what the hell did you do?

644
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:02,897
Uh...

645
00:29:02,902 --> 00:29:05,032
the Earth was screwed anyway.

646
00:29:13,078 --> 00:29:16,147
Mick, we need to talk, okay?

647
00:29:17,316 --> 00:29:19,413
What, are you gonna shoot me?

648
00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:21,453
What the hell is wrong with you?

649
00:29:22,787 --> 00:29:24,118
If you were kidnapped by aliens,

650
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:26,353
Sara would have found you by now.

651
00:29:26,358 --> 00:29:27,988
You know what? You're right.

652
00:29:27,993 --> 00:29:30,524
I wish I was the one
taken, but I wasn't.

653
00:29:30,529 --> 00:29:33,427
And I am sick of your bad attitude

654
00:29:33,432 --> 00:29:34,462
and your drinking

655
00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:36,031
and your lack of personal hygiene, okay?

656
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,998
What would Lita say?

657
00:29:38,003 --> 00:29:39,934
- She's at college.
- That's great.

658
00:29:39,939 --> 00:29:41,535
No, it's not.

659
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,903
She never returns my calls,

660
00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:44,406
and when she does,
she's always whispering

661
00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:47,541
or she's at some party and there are...

662
00:29:47,546 --> 00:29:50,377
boys in the background, and...

663
00:29:50,382 --> 00:29:52,546
Mick, just because Lita's busy,

664
00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:54,149
it doesn't mean she doesn't
love you anymore.

665
00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:55,783
It just means she doesn't need you,

666
00:29:55,788 --> 00:29:57,384
but I need you.

667
00:29:57,389 --> 00:30:01,455
Sara's missing, okay.
It isn't just hard for you.

668
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,656
So get yourself together.

669
00:30:02,661 --> 00:30:03,891
Okay?

670
00:30:03,896 --> 00:30:06,030
Or get the hell off my ship.

671
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:14,072
Hello, my old friend.

672
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,271
Oh, bollocks.

673
00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:18,672
Oh, I'm sorry.

674
00:30:18,677 --> 00:30:20,441
Did I scare you?

675
00:30:20,446 --> 00:30:23,143
Oh, my God. You're smoking?

676
00:30:23,148 --> 00:30:26,246
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't
tell me in 2045 it's illegal.

677
00:30:26,251 --> 00:30:27,782
Yes, but i-it's perfect.

678
00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:30,217
It totally plays up the
whole bad boy image

679
00:30:30,222 --> 00:30:31,385
you've got going on.

680
00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:33,520
Cat-Chat went crazy when you dissed Z.

681
00:30:33,524 --> 00:30:35,189
Oh, hang on a minute,
you're telling me that you're

682
00:30:35,193 --> 00:30:37,725
actually pleased that I
walked out on that interview?

683
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:41,462
Oh, there's no story
unless Zari's unhappy.

684
00:30:41,467 --> 00:30:43,498
Why do you think S'more Money
was so good for her brand?

685
00:30:43,502 --> 00:30:45,432
He cheated on her with her assistant
686
00:30:45,437 --> 00:30:48,269
- and leaked the photos.
- You're her assistant.

687
00:30:48,274 --> 00:30:50,271
Yeah.

688
00:30:50,276 --> 00:30:51,939
Get ready to light up.

689
00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:53,474
Ooh.

690
00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:55,577
Do you think you can say
something to make Zari cry?

691
00:30:55,582 --> 00:30:57,611
She's usually so guarded.

692
00:30:57,616 --> 00:30:59,480
You know what?

693
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:00,652
I quit.

694
00:31:02,354 --> 00:31:04,518
Thanks for coming, Lord K.

695
00:31:04,523 --> 00:31:06,820
Now, what's your song for the finals?

696
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:09,189
I will wail, as in battle.

697
00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,860
Mm... not really sure
that's gonna work again,

698
00:31:12,865 --> 00:31:14,094
but listen...

699
00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:16,030
I got this banger I've been working on.
700
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:19,867
It's sort of like a female
empowerment anthem.

701
00:31:19,872 --> 00:31:21,511
On my planet, we do not follow

702
00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:23,404
a binary gender construct.

703
00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:26,110
We all carry and bear children.

704
00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,642
Perfect.

705
00:31:28,647 --> 00:31:29,944
Perfect!

706
00:31:29,949 --> 00:31:32,580
Then you... can use the song.

707
00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:33,985
Wha-bam!

708
00:31:34,948 --> 00:31:39,653
I am synthesizing 500,000
of Earth's supreme vocalists.

709
00:31:39,658 --> 00:31:41,622
I will be king.

710
00:31:56,409 --> 00:31:59,140
Whoa, hey! This is my dressing room.

711
00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:01,909
What are you up to, you sneaky git?

712
00:32:01,914 --> 00:32:03,647
I don't gotta tell you guys nothing.

713
00:32:03,652 --> 00:32:04,652
Oh, you'll talk,
714
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,580
or I'll rip that stupid
donut off your head

715
00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:07,915
and feed you your tender bits.

716
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,051
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chill, chill. Chill, chill.

717
00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:13,320
I gave Knox and Zari the
same song, he's up first,

718
00:32:13,325 --> 00:32:14,355
no way she can win.

719
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,924
I cannot wait to punch
you in the face again.

720
00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:17,057
Well, me first, please.

721
00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:24,365
What?

722
00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,867
Can't pacifists blow off a little steam?

723
00:32:26,872 --> 00:32:30,838
All right, I don't want him
anywhere near the competition.

724
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:33,207
Give me a hand.

725
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:36,110
Our last two contestants
are one step closer

726
00:32:36,115 --> 00:32:37,611
to taking home the crown.

727
00:32:37,616 --> 00:32:40,610
First to our stage, give a virtual hand

728
00:32:40,615 --> 00:32:41,916
for the winner of the gold buzzer,

729
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,251
Lord Knoxicrillion!

730
00:32:51,497 --> 00:32:54,427
So this is what it feels
like to be the king?

731
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:55,829
Dig it.

732
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:57,231
Psst, Zari, listen...

733
00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:58,966
Shh, I'm watching the competition.

734
00:33:03,075 --> 00:33:05,072
You may begin.

735
00:33:05,077 --> 00:33:08,108
♪ I love me, myself, and I ♪

736
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:12,318
♪ So hard that I might die ♪

737
00:33:16,755 --> 00:33:19,219
That cheat.

738
00:33:19,224 --> 00:33:20,587
He's singing my song.

739
00:33:20,592 --> 00:33:25,197
♪ Then I resurrect myself ♪

740
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:30,536
♪ No need for a man's help ♪

741
00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:36,608
♪ Strong, fierce, and free ♪
742
00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:41,581
♪ You'll never behead me ♪

743
00:33:42,114 --> 00:33:45,446
♪ 'Cause I am a dream ♪

744
00:33:45,451 --> 00:33:48,882
♪ Your superstar queen ♪

745
00:33:48,887 --> 00:33:51,018
♪ Soaring through the air ♪

746
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:54,488
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪

747
00:33:54,493 --> 00:33:57,024
♪ I won't leave you ♪

748
00:33:57,029 --> 00:33:59,359
♪ I won't deceive you ♪

749
00:33:59,364 --> 00:34:01,628
♪ So bow down and beware ♪

750
00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:04,531
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪

751
00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:07,234
♪ So bow down and beware ♪

752
00:34:07,239 --> 00:34:11,004
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪

753
00:34:14,713 --> 00:34:16,443
Lord Knox! Lord Knox!

754
00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,212
Lord Knoxicrillion rules!

755
00:34:24,723 --> 00:34:26,053
That wasn't real music.

756
00:34:26,058 --> 00:34:27,922
Tosser couldn't even
connect to the lyrics.

757
00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:28,990
It doesn't mean anything.

758
00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:31,559
It means everything, John.

759
00:34:31,564 --> 00:34:33,128
It means we lost.

760
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:43,533
A finalist who sang a
gender-bending diss track?

761
00:34:43,538 --> 00:34:45,902
That was everything!

762
00:34:45,907 --> 00:34:49,743
And it's going to be a
hard act for Zari to follow.

763
00:34:51,612 --> 00:34:53,543
I've gotta know, why
would you tell your mother

764
00:34:53,548 --> 00:34:55,745
that this wouldn't last?

765
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,380
What?

766
00:34:57,385 --> 00:34:58,949
Is this really the time?

767
00:34:58,954 --> 00:35:00,588
Uh... yeah.

768
00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:06,456
Because John, you and I can't
even take the first step.

769
00:35:06,461 --> 00:35:09,626
And even if we did, this...
770
00:35:09,631 --> 00:35:13,530
this thing we have is bound to end.

771
00:35:13,535 --> 00:35:15,502
It always does.

772
00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:19,002
That's usually my line.

773
00:35:19,007 --> 00:35:20,937
I know that I don't deserve to be happy,

774
00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:22,573
and I know we'll probably
muck this up, all right,

775
00:35:22,577 --> 00:35:23,741
but I'm willing to throw the dice.

776
00:35:23,745 --> 00:35:27,043
I want this to be real. I do.

777
00:35:27,048 --> 00:35:28,578
What do you say?

778
00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:49,271
♪ You spurn my natural emotions ♪

779
00:35:50,939 --> 00:35:55,144
♪ You make me feel I'm dirt ♪

780
00:35:55,149 --> 00:35:57,550
♪ And I'm hurt ♪

781
00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:05,482
♪ And if I start a commotion ♪

782
00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:09,653
♪ I run the risk of losing you ♪

783
00:36:09,658 --> 00:36:12,326
♪ And that's worse ♪

784
00:36:14,696 --> 00:36:18,094
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪

785
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,363
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪

786
00:36:20,368 --> 00:36:22,332
♪ In love with someone ♪

787
00:36:22,337 --> 00:36:24,334
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪

788
00:36:24,339 --> 00:36:26,202
♪ In love with someone ♪

789
00:36:26,207 --> 00:36:29,239
♪ You shouldn't have
fallen in love with? ♪

790
00:36:34,015 --> 00:36:38,515
♪ I can't see much of a future ♪

791
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,118
♪ Unless we find out what's to blame ♪

792
00:36:42,123 --> 00:36:43,353
♪ What a shame ♪

793
00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:53,730
♪ And we won't be together much longer ♪

794
00:36:53,735 --> 00:36:57,940
♪ Unless we realize
that we are the same ♪

795
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:07,040
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪

796
00:37:07,045 --> 00:37:08,745
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪

797
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,713
♪ In love with someone ♪

798
00:37:10,718 --> 00:37:12,382
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
799
00:37:12,387 --> 00:37:13,883
♪ In love with someone ♪

800
00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:16,720
♪ You shouldn't have
fallen in love with? ♪

801
00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:18,421
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪

802
00:37:18,426 --> 00:37:23,131
♪ With someone you shouldn't
have fallen in love with? ♪

803
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,897
Imposter!

804
00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:48,668
What is this? Another trick?

805
00:37:48,673 --> 00:37:50,870
The trick was, S'more
Money gave you a song

806
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,405
he already gave Zari.

807
00:37:52,410 --> 00:37:54,040
Drama!

808
00:37:54,045 --> 00:37:58,477
And still, our virtual audience
is Cat-Chatting their votes.

809
00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:03,282
Get out of my throne!

810
00:38:03,287 --> 00:38:05,251
And the new winner is...

811
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,073
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

812
00:38:33,617 --> 00:38:36,649
Friends, foes, and neithers,

813
00:38:36,654 --> 00:38:38,450
you have spoken.

814
00:38:38,455 --> 00:38:43,460
Zari Tarazi is the new
queen of "Da Throne".

815
00:38:55,339 --> 00:38:58,537
I am your humble servant, Queen Z.

816
00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:00,239
Okay.

817
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,180
I never doubted you for an instant.

818
00:39:08,185 --> 00:39:09,753
I sure as hell did.

819
00:39:11,255 --> 00:39:13,786
Well, I couldn't have
done it without my team;

820
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:15,688
my fashion guru, Behrad,

821
00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:17,156
Nate, on hair,

822
00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:20,326
and, of course...

823
00:39:20,331 --> 00:39:23,162
my boyfriend.

824
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:27,372
Now, there's a word to
make lesser men wilt.

825
00:39:32,576 --> 00:39:34,840
- Scared?
- Terrified.
826
00:39:34,845 --> 00:39:36,609
Me too.

827
00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:42,281
Mm. Mm!

828
00:40:06,343 --> 00:40:09,041
- Come on.
- What...

829
00:40:09,046 --> 00:40:10,143
- Whoa, whoa...
- Whoa, whoa.

830
00:40:10,147 --> 00:40:12,178
- Put that thing away.
- Stop that.

831
00:40:14,118 --> 00:40:15,118
Can't you see?

832
00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,782
He's as small as a grasshopper.

833
00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:18,681
And like one of your grasshoppers,

834
00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,686
my kind is ancient.

835
00:40:20,691 --> 00:40:22,555
Technology and subterfuge

836
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,857
have been key to our survival. My s...

837
00:40:24,862 --> 00:40:26,959
Why?

838
00:40:26,964 --> 00:40:28,427
Rory!

839
00:40:28,432 --> 00:40:31,564
Listen, I got to thinking.
840
00:40:31,569 --> 00:40:33,098
If Sara was smuggled on a ship,

841
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:35,534
we've been searching
for the wrong cargo.

842
00:40:35,539 --> 00:40:37,770
We need to find the driver.

843
00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:40,573
The alien called her "Kayla".

844
00:40:40,578 --> 00:40:42,675
- You drew that?
- I did.

845
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,610
Okay, so we're looking for, um,

846
00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:47,684
an alien that looks like she has
chicken wings on her face?

847
00:40:49,286 --> 00:40:51,016
Uh... yes.

848
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:54,820
Anyway, we find Kayla, we find Sara.

849
00:40:54,825 --> 00:40:56,222
So what do you think, Cap?

850
00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:58,290
Mm-hmm.

851
00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:01,227
Rory, I think that's...

852
00:41:01,232 --> 00:41:03,162
an excellent idea.

853
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:07,172
Oh, hmm. Good.
854
00:41:10,074 --> 00:41:14,279
♪ Space girl, floating away ♪

855
00:41:20,718 --> 00:41:24,923
♪ Space girl, oh, space girl ♪

856
00:41:24,928 --> 00:41:27,086
You wouldn't happen to
be missing an Ava clone

857
00:41:27,091 --> 00:41:29,325
from your dinner party, would you?

858
00:41:30,394 --> 00:41:33,496
The infamous Sara Lance.

859
00:41:34,698 --> 00:41:37,630
I've been waiting...

860
00:41:37,635 --> 00:41:39,965
a long time for you.

861
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:07,255
Greg, move your head.

862
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:12,760
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