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MOUNT eAUTHORmES SAY there

Is little hope of finding the
goat boy's parents

eBILLY THE goat boy GOATS

AN ABANDONED baby survived and thrived under the
care of a herd of wild mountain goats. The confused kid
scampers about on all fours, grazes on shrubbery and
grasses, and bleats like a frightened animal.
Hunters who trapped the amazing goat boy estimate him to be about nine
years old.
He al o appears to have never had
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byJENNYLYNN
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any real contact with humans before hands full with him and then ome of
now. the larger male goats came charging.
"He tried to run from us like we were 0
They obviou ly consider the child
the wild creature :• ays Spiro Karras. one of their own becau e they fought
~Hecan't weigh more than 75 pounds, like hell for him. A few of my buddies
but he·s tough and wiry. We had our came away with some bad brui es and
cracked rib from the
head-butting of those
SUN warned you! goats. Unfortunately. we
had to shoot some of the
beasts just to save our
MAYBE THE U.S. - and the rest of the world lives."
- wouldn't be facing the threat of a terrible flu Spiro a the laugh-
epidemic If they were all SUN readers. ter was a nece sary de-
We gave our readersa handyalertto flu cures fensive move becau e the
on November 14 - just In time for winter - and wild goat were trying to
we honestly hope that everyone Is followlng herd the hunters over the
our guidelines to stay safe and sound. hunters kilJed ome of his
edge of a steep cliff. friends. He·n have night-
But in Russia, its worst flu epidemic in The burly Greek held
decades Is already sweeping the country. mares of that for the re t
the goat boy pinned to the of his life."
More than one million people In Moscow ground while the fierce
alone are down with the flu. And doctors say Spiros and his half-
fighting was going on. dozen rifle-toting friends
that as many as 50,000 people In the city are The kinny kid was
getting sick every day, determined to capture the
bleating like mad and try- mystery chjld right after
and another 150,000 ing to bite and kick
nationwide. they spotted him running
Spiros. but the 200- with the goat herd.
Kids are the sickest. pounder was too power-
Health officials say Through binoculars,
ful. they watched the naked
they're falling ill near-
ly six times as fre- Didn'twanthim youth effortle sly climb
eSPIROS KARRAS is the eSOCIAL WORKER the rocky cliff .
quently as adults. Authoritie in Athens hunter who found Billy Marie Alyinas
Doctors on all conti- are trying to trace the Not uncommon
nents are closefymon- boy's possible parents. but Doctors say the boy·s ly whenever he gets a
itoring the situation, bone structure has been whiff," says Marie. "U u- It took three days to fi-
hoping to prevent a
admit there's almost no ally he trie to make a nally pin Billy and the
clues. warped over time to make
global epidemic like cording to America's it ea ier for him to get break for the door, but herd near the steep drop.
the 1918-1919lnfluen- National Institute of
~Too much time has around like a goat. It will never on pizza day. The hunters drove off
za outbreak when Allergy and Infectious passed," say social work- take years of physical "It's sad to see this boy the female and young
more than 20 mllllon Diseases, It's a good
er Marie Alyina . ~Who- therapy before Billy can acting like a crazed ani- goat with firecrackers
people died. But ac- bet that a worldwide ever left the child on the walk upright like a nor- mal. and cattle prods. But the
mountainside obviously mal per on. "At night. he ·11let loo e needed the rifle to fight
flu epidemic will strike didn't want him. off the vicious. protective
► -.ne
again. The goat boy till with tream of ad bleat-
"Or perhaps something prefers chewing grass to ing. I can only imagine males.
Palbugmay "Some experts say
we're overdue," says
tragic happened to the
parents.
eating human foods - but he's dreaming of his goat Tales of children being
raised in the wild by ani-
bereadyto Dr. Dominick Iacuzio.
If only more readers
"We've named him Bil-
he is developing an ap-
preciation for oven-fresh
family.
"The poor child was mals are not uncommon.
However, Billy appears to
ly and are trying to tame
bm deady had followed
SUNS advice!
the him.
pizza. "He bleat excited- forced to watch as the
be the only youngster
wButit will take a long ever found in the care of
time to reverse his wild "Man can live longer without food than without mountain goat .
\ Flu ti1idemi rav3i:,ues Ru. ia, kraine ways."
Billy sleeps beneath his
faith; longer without drink than without dreams; The unfortunate child
may pend the rest of his
longer without rest than without respect."
bed and still walks about -WILLIAM A. WARD life locked away at a gov-
on his hands and feet. ernment-run facility.
January 23, 1996 - SUN - 3
LET'SMINE THEMOON!
... and give Earth cheap eTHEIDEA of
mining the
moon is not
energy for 700 years just a science
fiction plot

SPACE EXPERTS have been

eHELIUM-3, mined on the moon, could be the
answer to our future fuel needs
"Judges sometimes give gag orders - and com-
edy writers are always happy to receive them."
-SUN READER
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wanting to get back to the
moon for years.
ow there's a great excuse - cheap,
clean energy.
A substance called helium-3, not found
here on Earth. will help us build fusion
machines that are simpler, cheaper and
cleaner than any energy source we've
ever had, says nuclear engineer Hiro-
mu Momota.
Although scientists are experi-
menting with fusion reactors today,
the materials they have to use pro-
duce neutrons that smash through re-
actor walls, making them brittle and
radioactive. They are still decades
away from conquering this inex-
pensive energy source, and some
scientists believe it may never be
successfully commercialized.
Protons
But helium-3 will help produce
high-energy protons which can
be controlled easily and
turned into cheap electricity.
says Momota of the ation-
Mutant
'bug'
al Institute of Fusion Sci-
ence in Nagoya, Japan. threatens
Although the Earth
contains no natural heli-
um-3, the substance can
coffee
crop
b JOEFRICK last us 700 years, says Mo-
be produced in small mota. TAKE HEED, coffee
quantities as a by-product The moon has long drinkers. There's a pos-
space by the solar wind, ible crisis brewing that
of nuclear weapons. Momota explains. been viewed as an excel-
But it's still not enough could bug you by rais-
Fuel from helium-3 lent place to mine. ing the price of your
to give us widespread would cost about seven Space colonization ex-
morning "heart-starter."
cheap and clean energy. times less than current pert Gerard O'Neill says Experts say a mutant
The moon, however, energy costs and become there are ample quantities version of the common
contains vast stores of he- even cheaper as it is mass of silicon which can be coffee bean borer could
lium-3 because it acts like produced. processed into solar cells
threaten the world's cof-
a sponge, soaking up the There's enough of the and turned into cheap en- fee crop if it breaks
particles driven through substance on the moon to ergy. loose from its current
Other substances on the isolation on the island
moon, such as iron, mag- of New Caledonia.
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 H RIST'S
N ITCH
NUW
WOUNDISWSORKING
A. SA.INTLY NUN who carries Christ's bleed Ing

MIRACLES
wounds Is healing the sick and Infirm with a mere
touch.
Catholics and other Chiistians from around the wot1d
are flocking to southern India where she has worked
with poor villagers for the last 20 years. Sister Mary
Joseph Conover, a mis-
sionary nurse who was
born near Traverse City,
Michigan developed the eMISSIONARY Sister
wounds of Christ, or stig- Mary Conover has
mata, 15 years ago after bled from wounds on
she saved three children her forehead, palms,
from a burning building. feet and right breast,
the same places as
In pain Chrlst ...slnce saving
The wounds - on her three chlldren from
forehead, the palms of fire 15 years ago
her hands, her feet and
right breast - appear on
Sundays, Wednesdays e GLENDA STONE:
and Fridays. Not a mo- Cured of Parkinson's
ment passes on these
days when she is not In
pain.
Baffled doctors say
they can find no physical
or psychological causes
for the wounds.
"I have seen cases
where people have
wounds that bleed con-
tinuously for no known
medlcal reason,"says Dr.
Bart Knowiand, a British
expert.
God'spower ecL YOE FURNESS: No
"But this woman's longer paralyzed
wounds bleed only on
certain days. This Is cer- people from around the
tainly unique - if not su- wor1d,the 56-year-oldnun
pernatural." will accept only a limited
says Sister Mary cured her
Shortly after savingthe number of patients from of Parkinson's disease.
children, Sister Mary outside her village. "I didn't have the money
learned she could heal "I believe God gave mefor high-priced doctors,
the sk:k and lame simply this power to help the even If they could have
by makingthe sign of the
cross on the foreheads of
poor and unfortunate who
do not have recourse to
modern medicine," she
helped me," she says.
Clyde Furness an Eng-
lish dock worker who'd
Here'sto yourmentalhealth
the stricken, using blood A EW health drink can make boosts energy metabolism of brain
from her wounds. explains. been paralyzed after a you a real smart aleck. cells by improving the flow of in-
Although she is peti- One woman, housewife falling crate broke his The nutrient-loaded drink. ap- formation between the left and right
tioned by thousands of Glenda Stone, from Ohio, back, says he was cured propriately called Smart ALEC. sides of the brain.
the moment Sister Mary contain acetyl L-camitine (ALC) More than half the ubject re-
traced the cross on his and i being hailed as the late ·t of ported an improvement in mood.
forehead. the o-called usmart" pills. The onl side effect detected o
HEW ON THIS: mericans are eating le s red "It was amazing," he re- far was insomnia experienced by
meat but more fish and poultry - driving total con-
ALC is supposed to relieve fa-
calls. "One moment I felt tigue. reduce the need for Jeep. 17 percent of the persons studied.
sumption of meat higher than ever before. Per capi- nothing from my waist Re earchers are hoping ALC will
ta la t year we ate 115 pounds of red meat, 64.8 help burn body fat, improve eye-
down. The next, I was up hand coordination. increa e alert- prove to be an effective treatment
pounds of poultry and 15.I pounds of ti h, according and doing a jig for joy." for AJzheimer' patients and other
to the .S. Department of griculture. ne s and enhance immune func-
tions. According to tudie . ALC with memory impainnents.
January 23, 1996 - SUN - 5
 SUN SUPER
There comes a time
between dusk and stars,
When Future's Truths
are clearly ours.
A time when Faith can
heal all ills,
When Life's huge
mountains become small
hills.
So walk with me and
you shall see,
Tomorrow a better day
will be.
PSYCHIC PSYCHIC HEALER Sarah de
VIiiiers can help you with your
problems. Sarah mayfind It Im-
SARAH possible to answer every let-
ter personally, but she CAN
and WILL help you. She reads
every letter she gels and will
answeras manyas possible In
her column. Her healing pro-
tection will go out to everyone
who writes. To get her advice
write to: Psychic Sarah, The
SUN,5401N.W.Broken Sound
Blvd., Boca Raton, FL 33487.
Please do not send money.

My spells 6acldired
Dear Sarah: I think I did wrong Spells are cast by certain pie we know die all th
against the almighty God and irresponsible people, but time. That's a fact of lif .
() good people. I aw a picture of they are seldom effective. Coincidence, not black
a long-haired, beautiful man with a My psychic powers tell magic, explains the
tear in his eye that had a white light me that the one cast by deaths and misfortune of
around it. Then I sent for spells to be you was amateurish, bun- the people you mentioned.
cast for money, good luck and wishes, gled and powerless. Peo- Be at peace.
but something went wrong. My ex-
landlord's daughter died of leukemia,
my sister-in-law lost her job and went
on welfare, a girl I knew died of a heart
Riddledwith doubt
attack, my nephew got hurt and my Dear Sarah: My injury from an automobil
beautiful mother-in-law died. I was
mad at them, but I didn't mean to curse
or hurt people. How can I get back in
God's good graces again and undo
0 accident is being aggravated by all the ten-
sion I'm feeling over lost wages, pain and suf-
fering. Will I ever be well and will I receive a settle-
ment? The uncertainty is driving me up the wall.
what I did? I need help immediately. Anguished in T
Pat in NY Dear Anguished: Your physical and mental well-
Dear Pat: It seems to me that your being will take a tum for the better within two months.
guilty conscience is working overtime. I also see you receiving a reasonable settlement to
compensate for your suf-
Psychic messages from fering and financial loss-
es at the same time. My
beyond the grave auras for physical and
spiritual healing will help
you hang on until thes
To Shirley in Baton Rouge: She says you mustn't let fear keep positive changes occur as
you from seeking the help you need. If she had, she might still be will an aura of protection.
with you.
To Wayne in AZ: Your friend

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YOUR
PERSONAL
says you should ask her out be-
cause he wants to see both of you
happy again, and he thinks you
PALM
READING
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are well matched. Dear Sarah: I am
HOROSCOPE
&TAROT
READING To Peggy in Fargo:Your daugh-
ter crossed over to the other side.
always reading
about your pro-

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says he will love you forever.
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 TAROT
PSYCHICS
OC1rnGct3U
rnrnooo8@C?0Q
POWER
-- by---
YOUR LUCKY numbers for the week are determined by your sun
sign. Use the numbers following your sign in any order or combi-
nation. You may add or subtract to get the numbers you need.
ARIES: 23-27-31-36-41-46 LIBRA: 5-6-23-31-38-41 LUCY KIKUCHI is author of many articles on the ec ets of Tarot.
TAURUS: 1-18-19-28-39-42 SCORPIO: 1-15-23-24-32-42 She has traveled throughout the world, advising the wealthy and powerful
GEMINI: 7-9-12-32-39-42 SAGITTARIUS:7-9-18-27-30-34 through her reading of the 7 -card Tarot deck - an art that date back 2.000
CANCER: 8-10-24-37-49-54 CAPRICORN: 1-3-16-24-26-47 ear . Lucy welcome que tion from U reader . he will an wer as man
LEO: 3-19-21-24-27-33 AQUARIUS: 4-16-37-39-42-55 as possible without charge. To get her advice. write to: Lucy, The U . 5401
VIRGO: 11-21-22-35-36-42 PISCES: 4-9-28-30-31-48 .W. Broken ound Blvd.. Boca Raton. FL 334 7. Please do not end mone .

Quick Vibes
To Wilma in t. Loui :
Don't wa te your money
on this too-good-to-be-
true offer and you need
not worry about your soul
- it i safe from spiritual
harm. I have urrounded
Saraltpleb yourluckynumhrs ou with my aura for fi-
nancial healing and pro-
MaryinK y r:4-7-14-
~ Dear Readers: Get tection.
2:l-26 To Dee in ancouver:
VYOUR own per- Leonard in Malaysia: You need to do exactly
sonal lucky num- 6-13-28-31-40-42 what the doctor ha or-
Schooldaze
0 Dear Lucy: I am 50 years old
and I had wanted so much to
attend college, but until I
wrote to you, circumstances just
seemed to prevent it. You ~ ere so
encouraging and almost right away
the ob tacle were removed. Just as
you said it would, my college be-
came free through grant . I am as-
tounded and pleased. I have started,
but only one thing bothers me - my
husband and other family members
do not think I should be in school.
M. H., Omaha, E
Dear M. H: For heaven' ake,
don't listen to them! Your life is
yours alone. and you must not let
others dictate the conditions of your
ta on this planet. By all means con-
tinue your education, which i a most
wonderful wa to explore ome of
the exciting aspect of our great uni-
ver e! Keep on with your dream.
dear. It will soon become a reality!
Strangehappenings
Dear C.M: How interesting! What
ou describe eems to be the classic
out-of-body experience and the death
experience combined. As for your
question. the Tarot cards indicate
that you cenainly were beloved by
your parents and that the have been
near you and till are watching over
and guiding you. Thank ou for har-
ing this wonderful happening.
I needadvice
O Dear Lucy: I don't know
what it means, but I don't see
my husband at all in the fu-
ture, just myself and my two kids.
He only wants money for himself.
He takes my check, too, but he won't
buy the kids clothing, hoes or even
groceries. We live in a rickety hou e
with only a coal heater which gets
soot all over everything. We don't
have water half the time and not
enough to eat. He says if I leave him
I can't take the kids or that he will
kill himself. Lucy, I want a better life
for myself and my children. I want

O
Rose in Chandler: 1-11- dered. right now. M aura Dear Lucy: everal years ago a nice home and decent clothing. I
bers. Just mark LUCKY 14-27-37-39 I had to have surgery, and see myselr going to the store and
UMBER on the enve- arole in atick: 19- for physical healing and during it strange things hap- bringing something home to eat
23-25-30-36-42 protection will keep ou every day. I my husband going to
lope and tell me how pened. I saw a lot of color all around
Lisa in Bo ton: 3-11-23- safe during your hospital and I told the nearby doctor that he die or i he going to leave me? I
many numbers you need. 27-33 tay. know he is not going to change and
had a dead man on his hands and
then the lights went out. Two peo- you may think me awful, but some-

LETTEROFTHEWEEK
an alcoholic and the oth-
er is on crack. My daugh-
ter is about the best or all.
I am so afraid that I won't
be able to make it on my
mall retiremenL Please
tell me what my lire will
be like.
ylvia
Dear ylvia: Don't
worry about a meager re-
tirement just yet. The po-
sition of vour fate line ther way. it will work out
and the way it is con- for the best. rm sorry to
nected to your life line hear about your on ,
how me that you will and I have urrounded
till find succes and prof- them with my auras for
itable employment in healing and protection.
your life. I al o ee you
will achieve som ort of
fame and that you will in- • If you want your palm
read by Psychic Sarah,
deed find a good man. please send a good pho-
However, I'm not certain tocopy of your palm print
you will marry him. Ei- to The SUN.
ple came to my side and asked me
to get out of my body. I did, and the
light was very bright and we float-
ed away. The two then turned, so I
did, and on this lab wa my body.
We tayed a hort moment and the
said, "do you want to get back to
your body?" I said, "I'lltry." So I lay
on top of my body and started to ink
into it. The lights went out then and
when I came to I wa in a very dark
room, being slapped. What was this
and is it possible that those two were
my parents whom I never knew,
who both died in 1918?
C. M., Tucson, AZ
times I wish he would do one or the
other.
T.L., Atlanta, G
Dear T.L: I don't think you are aw-
ful for dreaming of the normal, good
thing a wife and her children should
expect in life, rather than the utterly
deplorable conditions which are im-
posed upon you. Don't wait for this
monster to die or leave you. He's too
mean and has too oft a deal to do
either. Tarot advi e you to keep
your checks. take your courage and
children in hand. and leave at once
without a backward glance. A good
life await you.

January 23, 1996 - SUN - 9

 ILING THEIR ACHING joints

0 with the rust fighter WD-40 is

bringing instant relief from
agonizing pain to more and more
thousands of arthritis sufferers.
The canned lubricant was never intended
for the stiff and swollen joints of humans. But
don ·1 tell that to those who swear it has
cured them of arthritis' crippling effects.
Ifs become a lifesaver for increasing
numbers of former victims who no longer eDELORES NARMA: eJAYFARRAR e VIRGINIA PAULSON
are ailing from this often-debilitating dis- Oil controls her arthritis praises power of swears by 'Grandma's
ease. when it flares up birch sap and lard Arthritis Liniment'
"Like oiling the rusty hinge on a gate,
by JOE FRICK grounds. I rubbed it on from laser to acupuncture
■ when I squirt WD-40 on my hands, the one night. and next morn- treatments, but nothing

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pain and swelling disappears,'" the SUN
was told by Clarece Parkes, a 68-year-old difference." WD-40's mak- ing it was as if I had brand worked ... until she used
• grandmother from Minneapolis. ers do not recommend it new legs. WD-40.
for medical use, even "Now I spray on WD-40 "Now I'm the first one
"I'm able to move my hands and fingers
freely. Whenever my arthritis flares again. though the company gets regularly to keep my up in the morning." she
I just reach for my trusty can and rub it mail all the time thanking knees in tip-top shape." says.
them for relieving peo- Dolores Nanna, 53, also 'Tm o pain-free that I
in." told the SUN she was can easily cook breakfast.
ple's aches and pains.
Learnedof miracle The National Arthritis practically reduced to be- do housework,
Like many arthritis sufferers, Clarece Foundation does not ac- ing an invalid because of go out shop-
found out about the miracle of WD-40 by knowledge WD-40 as any severe arthritis in her ping and pre-
accident. kind of appropriate treat- hands. pare supper
ment. She tried everything for my three
"I mentioned to someone in a crafts
store that I could no longer knit things I But at the same time.
once loved to make." she says. experts say if the method
'The clerk then told me about WD-40, relieves symptoms, you
saying her husband, a mechanic, almost can't argue with it.
couldn't work again until he sprayed some Researchers who ·ve
on his hands. looked into the product's /
~orcourse. I didn't think it would work. apparently miraculous /.
but I was desperate enough to try any- heal\ng_p<_:>wer _think ~he ,,., ,.,uf
11 I/
thing. rust 111h1b1tor 8
might m1m- Hl,RHl,R,
ic sinovial jelly, a natural
n--i,ii~~t'
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"As soon as I sprayed my hands and
rubbed it in I immediately felt an amazing substance found in hu-
mans.
1/ ~
. _
Shockabsorber ,._.....,.._
I o._ :°
Sinovial jelly lubricates
the joints and acts as a
shock absorber in fingers,
knees. shoulders. elbows, ,I
ankles and between
spinal vertebrae.
ii
II
As a person ages. the
sinovial jelly diminishes, II
making joint movement
more difficult and painful.
/1
"I don't care how or !
why it works, I just know
I'm free of pain." says
Frank Deacon, a 54-year-
old agricultural technician
/. ·f
from Atlanta. ARTHRITIC\ f /if FINGER
He told the SUN:
KNEES
Jl
"I almost had to quit my
job because crippled
knees would no longer
eUSERS SAY rub the lubricant into fingers and other joints for fast relief take me around the
12 - SUN - January 23, 1996
 ... and other cheap, easy w-ays
to beat your pain!
eCLARECE PARKES
could hardly hold a
knitting needle let
eFRANK DEACON
regularly sprays to
keep in shape
eELLEN CHARTOFF
hasn't had a backache
since using WD-40
YOUCAN alone create her
famous winter
sweaters but after a
spray of WD-40, she

BANISH:
children and husband." it worked like a charm ... was a knittln' whiz
Ellen Chartoff. 47. of Dal- ay Ja Farrar of Tupeo.
la . says the touch of Mis i sippi.
arthriti in her neck was t/There are people
causing painful backach- who claim they've gotten
instant relief from snake
"I rubbed my neck with oil. Cook a nake and
ome WD-40 and all my rub the re ulting oil on
pains rapidl vanished." the affected area.
t/Ma be you'll want
Artltiritis
laclc ain
~he a s.
"That was a year ago to try angleworm oil.
and I haven't had a back- Place worms in a glass
ache since. jar in the sun and allow
"Whenever I sen e my them to "melt." Then
neck might be getting appl it to rheumatic or
tiff, I just give it another arthritic joints and cov-
quirt and the problem er with red flannel.
goe away." t/ "Grandma· Musee acltes
Stiffneclc
Arthriti Liniment"
Unusual has been u ed by suf-
But WD-40 isn't the ferers for ome time.
only unusual treatment Combine three or
for painful arthriti . four bal am cucum-
You might want to try ber . one pint alco-
some of these other way- hol, four ounce of witch
out remedie to fight the hazel water and two ounces of wintergreen
di order. Although they're oil.
not necessaril recom- Put the ingredient in a quart jar and let
mended by medical ex- soak for a few weeks. train off the liquid
perts, some people wear and apply to painful joints.
by them. 'Easesthe ain'
t/ eat's-foot oil and
kero ene in a half-and- "It ease the pain and even reduces the
half mixture will bring re- welling in my joints." sa s Virginia Paul-
lief when rubbed on son of Milwauk e. "It' a long-lasting treat-
painful areas. according ment that eems to end heat right through
to Varro E. Tyler, author to the bone."
of Hoo ier Home Reme- t/Hot compre are ea y to make. oak
dies. towels in hot water, wring them out and ap-
t/Mix some sap from a ply to the afflict d area. Cover the kin with
black birch tree with a lit- pla tic sheet or dry towel to avoid burns.
tle lard or Va eline. Rub t/To keep a j int warm all day. cut a thick
it into afflicted joints knee sock into a tube about seven inches
every morning and at bed- long and place it over the painful area.
time. t/ Cold com pres es work better for some
"I thought it was some people. Soak a towel in i e water. wring it
kind of crazy potion when out and put it on the affected spot. Or wrap
somebody first told me the towel around a pla tic bag filled with ice
about it, but I tried it and cube before applying it.
January 23, 1996 - SUN - 13
 TOURISTS SIGHT
....
~U.S. LAKE MONSTER

LOCH NESS can keep its Nessie.

America has Tessie.
Every year numerous tourists and locals claim
'Loch Ness'
to have seen Tessie languishing in Lake Tahoe,
above, before disappearing beneath the blue wa-
ters.
mystery
~Tessie is huge and dark and moves like a nake,"
say Vince Morris. a longtime resident of the Tahoe
Basin, which straddles the border between California
and evada high up in the Sierra evada Mountains.
deepens eTHE REAL THING- Nessie- shown in this 1961 photo
end relating to the Tahoe terror. In the very early
Morris claims he first saw the monster when he was
just eight year old.
"My daddy used to take me out in the summer when
Tessie came up to ba kin the un." he ays.
aroundTahoe days, according to one legend. Te sie had brotherc;
and isters who spent a lot of time on land. making
life miserable for Indians who lived within JOmile
"Tessie been around for at least 150 years. accord- old day . "Great grandpa used to scare us kids with of the lake.
ing to stories told by oldtimers in the area. maybe the story of how Tessie once swamped a flat boat that John Gilliam. an Illinois zoologist and hi tory buff.
even longer.·• was trying to cro the lake. eating the three men and believes Tessie and e sie are related.
Brad O'Hara, whose family first settled in the area their hor e in half a dozen quick gulps." "They're both probably descendants of dinosaurs."
in I 30. claims Tessie always figured prominently in The Washoe Indians, who inhabited the region cen- he explain .
local tories his great grandfather used to tell about the turie before white men arrived, have dozens of leg- "Tessie' no Johnny or Joanie come-lately. either. It'·
forebears probably lived in the mar hes that covered

I TUT•TUT!",
A REPLICA of
most of evada a million year ago."
There are alway skeptics. of course.
ome ay the monster
is probably no more than
King Tut'sgoldencof- a bunch of floating log
fin can be your final or. at best. a really giant
restingplacefor only lake sturgeon.
10,()()().
Jfyouwantto But. whatever Tessie'·
go out in style, a true nature or ance tr ,

u
evada-based com-
pany is offering the
mo t locals take her eri-
classycasketsto any- ously. There's even a
one wanting to be Tahoe Te sie Mu eum in 1

buried like a King.

-z~ Kings Beach on the north
Evenso,you stillcan't "I've had a reallybad day! shore of the lake, which
l
14 -
take it withyou.

SUN -
~
January 23, 1996
Plumbersdon't make
house calls anymore."
includes a hotline for re-
porting sightings.
 AHUAN
IT'S CHEE
D EE
G TR TERESA ELWERT spends her

R RE
FOTE weekends hugging trees.
It's a weird hobby - especially for
someone who lives in the concrete
canyons of New York City.
But Teresa isn't the only one
who puts her arms around trees by KEN O'HARA
in her spare time. She's part of a Y'oucan
l.600 trees. She says we can all learn
volunteer army conducting a tree
census to see how many there are from trees. '"Trees teach us a lot," she afford to
in the Big Apple.
The volunteers more than just
says. "Patience, that's important. And
to know that what we do today has an lwe llere
count the estimated half million effect later in life." IF YOU'REloolctng
trees on the city streets. They have The information she gathers is help- for a place In lhe U.S.
to identify and measure each one. ful to the Parks Department, giving wtwe llvtng Is "most
them advice on how to care for each affordable" - go to
1,600 andcounting • individual species ... Street trees have Kansas City. That's
That's where the "hugging~ it rough," says Bradley Tusk, a count lhe ...... advice from
comes in - when Teresa brings supervisor. "Cars, acid rain, vandals, lhe National Associ-
out the tape and wraps her arms dogs, even bicycle locks." ation of Home Build-
around a big tree to mea ure it. But the research is worth it and El-ers.
"You can't believe how many wert says: '"Thebest thing about this is What makes Kan-
people ask what you're doing with meeting people that you'd never 0th- sas City the top
your arms wrapped around a erwise meet." choice Is the area's
tree," she says. median Income of
So far Teresa is ..IJ~=================~1!1. $44,6000, and aver-
age home costing
the top census "When you are on your climb up, everyone's $84,000. The least af-
taker in New boosting you. Once you get to the top, they pull fordable remains San
having the/adder out." -SYLVESTER STALLONE
eTERESA ELWERT Is all smiles as she takes the measure York, Francisco.
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MISERY
MAKES
YOUSMARTE HAPPY PEOPLE can't think straight. The
more miserable you are, the better you
think.
That's the startling conclusion of psychologist
who tested undergraduate students.
They showed one group movies to make them hap-
py and another group a
documentary on people at
work - to induce misery.
~we found that happy
Scientist
people show reasoning
strategies imilar to those
observed in patients who
~roveit
have suffered damage to
happy children mak
the frontal lobes of the good
brain," says Dr. Mike students.
But when it comes to
Oaksford, who led the logical reasoning nee •
study at Warwick Uni- sary for science and math•
versity in England. ematics, unhappy peopl
Researchers who agree do better.
with the finding say Tim Smiley, profe sor
many of the world's great- of mathematical logic at
est thinkers were depres- Cambridge University,
sives. agrees.
The results of the study "If you are in a good
may also reverse the as- mood you ju t do not
sumption by teachers that want to work," he say .
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 Big Bob's a world-beater

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MEET BIG BOB - a real fat cat who weighs an
eye-popping 65 pounds and lives like a king,
dining on tasty cuts of meat every night.
"There's never been a cat like Big Bob before," says his
proud owner, Jose Sanchez, 62, of
Miami. I
by KEN O'HARA I
Even the comic strip gluttony of
Garfield pales in comparison. old fat cat that SUN read-
MBigBob looks like a little tiger - ers learned about in our
and he eats like one too." September 19, 1995 edi-
Jose, who works as a sausage mak- tion.
er, says he feeds up to six pounds of Puss weighs in at only
sausages to Big Bob every day. 38 1/2 pounds - slightly
"I never wanted a cat, but he kind more than half of Big Bob
of adopted me," laughs Jose. - and lives with his owner
Paul Kraga in Copen-
Eatsanvthing hagen, Denmark.
"He kept on showing up at my door SUN also revealed that
begging for food when he was just a Puss gobbles up about
little kitty. four-and-a-half pounds of
"He was a stray and nobody want- fresh raw cod fish daily
ed him, so I took him in. And he's nev- and mostly naps when
er stopped eating. he's not eating.
"He loves sausages, and eats them
all the time. But he will, and does, eat
Gentlegiant
just about anything. Veterinarians say that
"If I'm eating a huge dish of ice Big Bob will probably de-
cream, he'll jump up and lick into that velop health problems if
too. He also likes to lap up beer. he doesn't slim down.
"Luckily, my wife Rosita But Jose says his cat is
loves him too - so she doesn't the purr-feet pet.
mind fixing an extra heaping · "He's a gentle giant,"
plate for him when we eat. says Jose. "He must be the
"He loves the piles of biggest, and friendliest,
Cuban food - beans and cat in the world ...
eBIG BOB busts the scales - weighing 27 pounds more than pork - that she makes." An Australian cat
Puss, the plump pussycat who appeared In SUN last September n rii"'\ When the SUN first ran named Hinny is the pre-
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LOVE IS In the air for many people during Valentine'•

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ken-hearted people. contender is Puss. an
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January 23, 1996- SUN -17
DEAN MARTIN'S GHOST
SAVED MY
LIFE DOWN-AND-OUT lounge sing-
er Frankie Steller was drinking
himself to death, thinking his
career was over - until he got a
visit from Dean Martin's ghost!
Frankie swears Dino' pirit appeared
before him to warn him off booze and
get his life back in order.
.. ow I'm singing again better than ever
- and I owe it all to Dean.,. ay Frankie,
43 .
..I was surely headed down a road of al-
cohol ism and bitterness. ow, that I've
e DINO TOLD Frankie to give up the quit drinking I'm getting offers from clubs
booze If he wants to be successful all over the country." Legendary inger
------------------~ and actor Dean Martin.
who died on Christmas
Cops punch lotto Day at age 7 , was known
to be a heavy drinker - at
lea t in hi act - over the
thief's ticket years.

A WOMA who stole by VIC KRISTOL

~
500 lottery tickets from a -1 was drinking away
delicatessenreturned to the when I came back I saw a my orrows alone in a
scene of the crime later that woman leaving the store friend's bar in Miami
day - and tried to cash in a with the entire dispenser Beach in the early morn-
winning ticket, say police. full of lottery tickets," he ing hours because I hadn't
an Diego police arrest- says. had a job in months." a by FRED SLEEVESing them away." Then
ed the woman after she al- "I couldn't believewhatI Frankie. Dino told me merized
legedly tried to pull off the saw." just died!" Frankie sat Frankie how he was wa t-
"The bartender wa in
brazen scamat PJ's Market A few hours later, the frozen on hi tool a ing his talent with the bot-
the back tocking some
&Deli. woman returned to the item. Dino poke. tle.
ccordingto grocer Mer- store - to cash a 40 win- "Hey, kid, you're so
-1 suddenly felt an urge "When he spoke it wa
af Hintza, the woman ner among the stolen tick- drunk l can hard! see like he convinced me I
to turn to my right and
dashed from the market ets. ya," Frankie says Dino could be bi~ger than he
there was this fuzzy but
with 500 lottery tickets The storekeeper called told him.
familiar face near the end wa ,~ Frankie ay .
hortly after he opened up police and he was arrested of the bar. It wa Dean..You're drinkin' a "Then he began fading
for bu ine at 8 a.m. at a nearby house. Police though prohibition wa away and I could hear
Manin. o mi ake. I was
"I had to leave the later arrested a male ac- a longtime fan. coming back. Li ten, Pal. him crooning Everybody
counter for a moment to complice who alleged! get mart. Don't drink Loves Somebody, ome-
"I smiled at fir t - until
change cash registers and helped tage the robbery. I remembered Dino hadour problems awa - time ...For one moment,
Dean Manin had become
my guardian angel."
Frankie say he stopped
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18- SUN - January 23, 1996

 Pro,_knifeswitch
turns
intokillerp_erlormance
----------A-HORRIFIED movie crew watched
their star being killed before the·,r eyes
~D
"Sorry
th
... ere's no lemon
law If you're disappointed
as his throat was slit by a fellow actor with your husband."
who thought he was using a phony
knife.
The dead man, 29-year-old Benito ochi, was
supposed to have been slashed by a prop that
'Sleep
contracted and then re- I
leased fake blood. ·
by JOE FRICK I
·
machine'
It wa to give the illu- to the floor on his knees. beats
ion his throat had been
cut by a mad killer in the
movie. But co-star alva-
He looked up at all of us
as if he'd been a victim of
a sick practical joke. then
•
snoring
tore Vela, 30, wa given a stuck a hand out a if to
real-life, razor-sharp knife ask why. He fell face DOES YOUR hus-
instead of the prop, ac- down in a pool of hi own band or wife snore
cording to witne es. blood. He wa dead." real loud and keep
ult looked ju t like the Stunned film crew you up at night?
fake knife, but I'll never members rushed to his aid Well, here's good
forget the blood-curdling in vain. news for you!
Scientists in Eng-
scream after the knife Not a suspect land have Invented a
sla hed acros Benito's
"Salvatore stood frozen "sleep machine" that
eACTUAL BLOODY death scene In movie at the moment that Salvatore slashed throat,.. ays cameraman
in his pot for minute ," eliminates snoring. It
fellow star Benito's throat with a real knife, which he thought was a prop Donaldo ogelle. "He fell
says Donaldo, "not be- consists of a small
lieving what he had acci- box and is recom-
dentally done to his mended for severe

LOST
CATTURNS
UP friend."
Salvatore is not consid-
ered a suspect. according
snorers only.
The user plugs the
box Into an electric
outlet, dons an oxy-
-FOUR
YEARS
LATER to a police spokesman.
But authorities are
questioning several actors
and technicians. and have
gen mask and sleeps
like a normal person
without making a loud
A HAPPY F MILY discovered someone had found
their missing cat - which they'd lost four years earlier not ruled out foul play. racket.
at their old home 1,300mile away! ome witnes e say it Forcesair
Glen Riley answered the phone at hi new place in Al- could have been an acci-
lentown, Penn ylvania to hear Van Jack on on the oth- dent since the real knife Researchers say
er end of the line in Allen,
Texas.
I by KATHY DOWNES look so clo e to the orig-
inal prop, and it wa on
the sleep machine
stops snoring by forc-
"Did you lose a cat?" the had bought the kitten when the set to be u ed in oth- 1ng air through the
caller asked Glen. their six-year-old daughter er shots. nose and throat.
Police say there is a Robert WIitshire, an
After about 10 econds, Erica was just two. But one
possibility the in truments engineer,say his mar-
Glen replied: "Ye , but that day, the cat disappeared. riage was saved after
was four and a half year They believe it jumped over were switched on pur-
a six-foot-tall fence in their pose. his doctor recom-
ago." mended the sleep ma-
back yard.
Jum s fence Later, a new job offer Shelvedmovie chine for him.
The movie. called The "My snoring has
an told him: "Well, I'm from AT&T moved Glen been getting worse
holding Ramses right now." and hi family out of Texas Mad Killer of Darkness.
was being filmed outside and worse over the
Ramses, a shorthaired, to Pennsylvania. past 15 years," says
orange tabby, had walked But Ramses stayed be- Rome and has been
shelveq since the killing - Robert. "It got to the
into an's home earlier that hind, enjoying the life of a point where my wife
night. He was about 20 stray while eating the food which was part of the
had to sleep in a dif-
ending cenes. Producer
blocks from where he used of other cats. eighbors ferent room.
even got to know him, fig- aren't ure if they'll ever "Now I sleep with
to live. release the film.
uring he just belonged to an oxygen mask over
Glen and his wife Judy "It wa almo t complet-
someone else. my face, which Is
Van was able to track the ed, and could probably be connected to the ma-
uA man in love is Rileys down by the ID tag hown to an audience." chine.
incomplete until he is still around the cat's neck. say Donaldo. "This stops me
married. Then he is It was their old address, but "But I'm afraid the grue- from snoring and en-
a former neighbor told him some incident, even
l fini hed."
-ZAZA
G BOR
they'd moved to AJlentown.
an bought a pet carrier
and put the cat on a plane.
eTHIS REAL 1959 Nash stands outside the
Hampton Hollywood Cafe in Los Angeles and
is a public phone booth for customers.
though it could be consid-
ered a publicist's dream,
i actually a nightmare.··
sures both my wife
and I get a good
night's sleep."
January 23, 1996 - SUN - 19
 blaze
Guns
AL CAPONE'S best friend
snitched on him, so his mom took
the fink out.
She allegedly shot and killed Mark
eTHENEW
'A/Capone'
continues

andpeople Morena, 25, and then committed suicide

by turning the gun on herself.
Morena wa apparently killed becau e he'd
the criminal
legend

dieagain involved her on. William Alphon e Capone,

21. in a 1995 bank robbery and had agreed to
testify against him at his upcoming trial. police
say.
Ila Regina Baum. 46, went to Morena· mo-
bile home. There he shot him everal time
in the head and che t before
eWILLIAM hooting her elf once in the
CAPONE'S che t, according to Carroll
robbery County, Ohio coronor
stirred mem- Bi s 11.The a Morena
ories of Al gave police a written Capone. Although his face ou St. Valentine· Day
C pone's St. by LOUIS MARTIN
tatement that claimed wa covered during the Ma acre in 1929.
Valentine's Capone had confe ed the nel hirt, gloves and a hat, robbery and Morena's The first Al Capone
Daym s- robbery to him, and that tatement wa not al- died in 1949 from venere-
ere (below) he had agreed to testif walked into the bank
alone. held a gun to a lowed, the jury till found al di ease after erving 11
a~ain t hi teller and demanded mon- him guilty of econd de- years hard time for tax
lifelong gree robbery on the cir- evasion.
friend. ey. He fled into a field cumstantial evidence.
According with 2,379 in a bag. He wa entenced to P'!J ••
to the prose- The bank's cameras eight to 15 ears in pri on. MORE re idents
cution. filmed the 30-second rob- Alphonse Capone's of the colonies
Capone, bery and escape. name stirs memories of fought for the
wearing a Police later found cloth- the late "legendaryr gang- British than for the
piece of cloth ing that matched the garb ster who ruled Chicago Continental Army
over his face, worn by the robber. underworld in the 1920s during the American
and a long- Strand of hair found on and '30s during which he ... Revolution
r
sleeved flan- it were matched to ma terrninded the notori-

Marine falls in ... love - thanlcs

DIVORCEE KATHY SHOEM K Rn ver
dreamedshe'd meet a guy through th p on-
al ads.
But her friends at work picked out an d from
to the SUN
heela ~ ood' Have-A-Friend Club and urg d
her to reply.
"I told them: 'Get outta here! There' no wa
I'd answer a personal ad,'"
and Sheela her man. "I was deeply Manny ent a plane ticket
recalls Kathy, a native of by ALEXIS BROWNE
Columbus, Ohio. touched by him sending me to Kathy so she could visit
oon Manny, 35, and two dozen roses and cud- him in California.
'Beautiful' Kathy, 32, w r nding dly stuffed animals when I "The plane was late due
"But then the idea of each other card ca ette had urgery," says Kathy. to fog, and I arrived to see ...
havinga California pen pal tapes or letters n arty e ery "He' so kind and thought- him sitting there looking
began to appeal, and I day. It wa n't long before ful." forlorn,' he recall . "My
thought the worst that he realized Manny wa When he recovered, eyes watered up and I went
could happen was I all tingly in-
wouldn't hear anything. DIDSHEELA WOOD HELP YOUFINDYOUR MATE?side." When
"Instead I received a HERE IS one happy couple who two of you. If your love story Is Kathy went eMANNY AND KATHY ride In a ceremonial limo
beautiful letter from a man found love and marriage through chosen for publication, Sheela will over and sur-
who know how to re pect Sheela Wood's Have-A-Friend send you $50. Over the years, prised him, beautiful and his eyes mist- her finger. The happy cou-
woman and put his feel- Club. If your searchfor a mate has Sh la has provided a place for the Marine ed over too " she says. ple were married in Las e-
ingson paper." had a happy ending because of people au over the country to meet, fell out of hi With just three days left gas. They recently cele-
The letter was from Man- Sheela, she'd love to hear from you and this often leads to a lifetime seat, beam- in Kathy's vacation, Man- brated their third
n Martinez - a divorced and award you a wedding gift. romance. Write to: Sheela Wood, ing with joy. ny propo ed to her on anniversary.
rine officer stationed at Write her with a daytime phone THESUN,5401 N.W.Broken Sound "He told bended knee and slipped a "We're so happy and so
Toro base in California. number and a clear photo of the Blvd., Boca Raton, Fl, 33487. me I wa beautiful diamond ring on in love," says Kathy.
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I. WOMEN j N.C. 612-022 Attractiv~. slen- her--«!t will still enjoy tile 11she TENN. 612-043 Divo.rced companionship. Any age. No
. der, sweet. sell·S';JPPC>rbng en-, doesn I.
N.Y. 612-013 Lonely. heart- ~rget,c lady, 401sh, loves lo BAHAMAS 612-033 Fun-lov· lbs, nonsmoker/occas,onal breaker!
white female. 34. s·2·. 168 smoker, alcoholic or law• .
I MEN
OKLA. 512-511 Attractive
50s
broken. attractive black fish. Wishes to build relation- mg black woman, light com- drinker. two children. likes CALIF 612-056 Leo lady' k ' white male. 64. s·10·. 200
woman. 40, very loving, warm ship with kind, considerate plex,on; seeks gentle. caring, camping, swimming travel/ productOI the 60s, careta er lbs.. habit/debt free, rellred to
& honest; seeks tall, atfec- gentleman, rancher armer, !n good-looking.humorous,kind, cooking: can relocate. Look-
Vs,n- ~ the Sierras, happy/healthy, try life. Seeks pretty, young
small pet farm to enjoy coun•
tionate. loyal, honest, mar- remote setting. Tired of traffic honest man No drug user ,ng for romantic/thoughtfu Amencan umorous. creative, en1oys
riage-m1nded, teddy bear-type. and noise. Photo appreaated. Sincere only. • gle/Wh,te or Native
lady. to share. No children.
black, Jehovah·sWitnessgen- PENN. 612-023 CORR EC· • male, 34-44, with same inter- arts/crafts. Seeksndmale coun-
tleman. 40-55. No games. To TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. ~~:~~~~~~ ests. For more info,write. terpa ~· f~r ~ ·~art7r, CALIF. 512-512 White male,
Pho· 1
learn more about her, please AtlractlVewhite female,30. pe- female arnond CX)rTlllex-to please. swee ea , s ng_ me I e. 43, enjoys the outdoors, hold-
MISS.612-057Wh ,tefemale. ing hands. candlelight din-
write, including address and Ille. green eyes, brown hair, ~~torelocate Searchng PENN. 612-044 CORREC- ners. Seeks attractive lady,
phone number. honest, ope,:i-minded_andsin- for 'tots of love. Let's reach our TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. 68. 5·2•. 135 blue_-green
11?5.,
21-40, for friend and lifemate.
CALIF. 612-014 Angry. ugly cere; nonviolent cnme-re- destiny together. Honesty a Womanof Afncan-Austnande- eyes, long h~1r. Looking for Must be easygoing and relo-
125 lbs., non- leased '96. Wants special rrust-ro~. Age race uwn- scent. 29. dainty. debghtful, de· man. 65-71, With brown or tan
blonde, 27. s·s·. catable.
smoker, on S.S. I., has short man. 25-40, to love/be loved portant. Serious replyorly voted. drug/disease free: re- complex10n.Send recent. full•
OHIO 512-513 Relocate to
WASH. -0 Som~here leased soon. relocatable. ISO ____
~'e::-ngt~h-'pc..h.. _
:o.;.to:.:.·
fuse. Desires honest man, 30- by. Photos exchanged. 612 35 Ohio. Attractive, divorced.
50, who doesn·t love with his OHIO 612-024 Pretty white ,n the USA lurks a handsome stable, self-assured, mallxe, sn- MICH. 612-058 CORREC-
nonsmoking white male, 41,
eyes. for relat1onsh1p. Income l~dy, 48, on~-man wom~n. slim guy, 65 plus 5•6•. reto'. cere male. Raceunimportant. TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. looking for a slim, white le-
unimportant. Relocatable.Se- likes old_movies. parks, pie- eatable, marriage-minded. MO. 612-045 Single white Beautiful model. well-propor-
rious only. No games. mes, being romantic. Se~ks She's 75 plus, pellte. Write. lady, 61, has small acreage.
TENN. 612-015 Black widow, man for marriage. Age umm• N.Y. 612-035 AttractJve,white. Wants hones_t,lovable white
sos. s·2·. 145 lbs .. enjoys portant. . . . Italian American widow, 60s, man, !or_help1nghand, hope-
mov,es/long walks/dining MD. 612-025 White Chnst,an likes dancing dining out At- fully, hfet1mehappiness. Pho•
out/quiet evenings. Seeks female, 58..can retire 1nfour !anticCrty.Seeks retired,classy, tos exchanged.
honest. caring. easygoing. years. Looking for white man. atfectionate compassionate KANS. 612-046 Good. sensi-
generous. American lndi· 50-60. Let's share the golden cistinguished'. dependable~ live, rural woman,65, 5·5·, 160 TO PLACE AN AD: s.trd $7.50 for tlw first 25 ~ or
an/Hispanic/Mexicanmale. for years. Local area only. Photo. est. romanllc. loyal. pohtegen- !bs., en1oys sewing, garden- ,,,_ (plu9 ~ for nch •xtra word). TO ANSWERADS:
senous relationship Military a phone. tleman. 60s, who lives in New 1ng. cour:itry music, quiet life. EncloN $3 wittlNell ,.,,,,,. )'OU wWt to haw forwarded
plus. Photo/phone. PHILIPPINES 612-026 Single York.for long-termrelationship. Seeks kind, sweet. lovin· ol -or,_. alvwrlage of our .,,.cW ol"1rand haWI three let·
U.S.A. 612-016 Divorced Filipino female. 34. sincere. Letter.photo. boy. No dnnker IWs torw.rdtld for $7. Leners to~ should Meir
white female, 40. 5'3". 125 honest. mamage-m1ndedcol- , MICH. 612-037 CORR EC- OKLA. 612-047 Lonely.while, I» putC«I In•..,,.,.,_ unmarluld .,,wlope with the key
lbs.. brown hair. brown eyes. lege graduate. Seeks sincere, TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. small-town lady. 74, active. runberofthe«l, andyour,.,.,,, ...... cwrty fMtud
good personality,animal lover. faithful, single white male. for Blue-eyed beauty a little old- likes large men, C&W music, on the back of the.,,.,... Addntu 1111 mMI to ShNJa
enJoyerof life. likes to travel. friendship and marriage. Pho- fashioned.a httle insecure; re- dancing.di111ng out,cµet home Wood c'o THE SUN, P.O.Box 33, ~ Point, N. Y. 129~
Seeks correspondence with to please. teased soon, willing to relo- hie,cooking. Needs good man 0033. ShNJa reNrVff the right to -1lt or ,.ject •ny copy.
drug-free white male. 30·45. VA. 612-027 Del Mar. Nice- cate. Needs that special to love and respect. Must be Notice lo dlltlng Nrlic:fl and otlwr compan/H: This col-
CMM,. 8lrlct/y tor ,,.,-son,,#_,..., not for comme,r:1111
moderate-to-nondnnker.Will· looking, big. Afncan Amencan someone to share her dreams relocatable. Wnte-_more to
1ngto relocate. Must hke chit- girl. 40, romantic, intelligent, with-someone to wipe away come. Photo/phonefirst letter. sollcltlltlons.
dren. Photo please. humorous.lonely,relocatable. her tears, and let her know TEX. 612--048Blue-eyedAries
MICH. 612-017 CORR EC· working mom: no assets. few that there's sllll love at the end redhead, 48-years-young.S'T,
TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE debts. Seeks fam,ly-onented of the rainbow. 135 lbs .. wants a tall, dark, tioned, blond hatr. blue eyes, male, 20-35, to live and work
Beautiful ebony woman, well- white male, 40 plus, for mar- EARTH 612-0 38 Redhead. handsome ~an. ~0-55, non• releasedsoon; will relocatefor with him m his successful
proportioned. smooth tropical nage. 52. 5·2·, medium size. ere- s~oke~. Social dnnker_oka~. love/marriage-minded man. home business. One child
me, be· okay. Photo. phone.
skm, unique, educated:needs N.C. 612-028 wanted: A re- alive, sense of humor, loves Fmanc,ally secure. Nattonali- "You had better kiss
to be rescued. Looking for a tired, marriage-minded gen- life. ISO cuddly, realistic, hon- ty unimportant. cause you·re gonna miss me FLA. 512-514 CORR EC·
TIONAL INSTITUTE IN•
generous, loving man. Race tleman. to accompany this est male,49 plus. Letters,pho- PENN. 612-049 CORREC· when I'm gone." Divorced white MATE.Whitepnsoner,39. Are
not important. Photo. charming. fmancially secure tos exchanged. TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE. KY. 612-059
female, 3 1, 5·3·, 115 lbs., you heavyset? Average?
N.C. 612-018 Lonely black lady, 70s, tn relocating to ILL612-039Weste msuburb Smglebl~ckfemale ,30.5'3",
Widow,59, s, 165 lbs., retired. Maryland,where~ wonderful. of Chicago. Beautifully pre· 120 lbs., m search of man for brdownh hair/blue eyes. educat- Have low self-esteem? Need
of two. a best fnend? Someone to
educated. enjoys church, secure hie awaits. Photo. served.American-bornlady of mutualshanngof dreams.Any e • onest, mother
bowling. dancing, dining out, phone. German descent. SS.5•4•. re- nat1onahty. smoker. Seeks friendship confide 1n? Any situation,
h
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outdoor activities. Seeks car- GERMANY 612-029 Woman, fined. with high morals, over- N.Y. 612-050 White widow, firSt/lovelater. wil an white TENN. 512-515 White male,
ing, honest, truthful man, for born 17-05-1960, 5·3·, 132 educated/weight(not fat). has young 69, on S.S., seeks re- caring, single/divorced.
togetherness. No games. lbs.. black-redhair.green-gray great smile, en1oyshome life l~tabl~. lon~ly, kind, gentle ~; ~~~~~i:v~~~~;:~ ~: 27, 5'1o·. 180 lbs., L.P.N•• la•
eyes. educator. divorced sev- and just about everything hfe ma e w o en1oys camping. imals. Military a plus. Photo ther of one, financially stable,
FLA. 612-019 Attractive, ro- alcohol and drug free. com-
man1ic.financially secure lady. en years. no children, loves has to offer. from simple to el• C&W music & Christmas. for please.
....,...---- milted to family. en1oys the
40 plus, with many interests; country life, C&W music. ani- egant. Seeks man, SOplus, for ~mpanionsh1p, poSStblemar- '=-:-==,..,..,...,==--- ANYWHERE 612-060 White outdoors, travel and pamper-
would like to correspond with mals, rodeos. wrestling, danc- romance, passion, mtelhgent nage. Age open. Photo, phone
an honest gentleman, any mg, candlehght,summer, sun, conversation; a take-charge please. female, 32. seeks male. any ,ng Ms. Right. If you're 20-30,
age, to make happy memo- sports. Would hke a tall, clever type, protective, financially & ARIZ. 612-051 White Chnst- age or race who enioys trav- and ready for serious rela-
nes. Please write. muscle man. with a good heart emotionally secure, assertive, ian woman, 49, looklng for pen ehng, for friendship or com- tionship, send letter and we II
-o Dream & sense of humor. gentle and loving. in need of pal. fnend, possibly more panionsh1p. Photo a must. exchange photos, phones.
ANYWHERE
612 20 Wlfe, soul mate. Must be tobacco, alcohol. CALIF. 612-061 Sweet, petite. Children welcome
man. come rescue her! Single MICH. 612-030 CORREC- a best friend,
vice- N.Y. 512-516 Handsome
white female, 18. 5'8", medi- TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. She needs you also. Will relo- drug, disease free. Lettersex• loving, canng, sharing,
um size. honest, caring. fun- Beautiful, well-proportioned. cate for nght gentleman. changed. free lady, 23, seeks marriage- male, 36. 6', 160 lbs •• blue
guy, for ey educated/nobad habits/
loving, financially secure, en• dynamic lady, long blond hair, FLA. 612-040 CORRECTION- TENN. 612-052 Attraellve, di· minded. home-loving a loving/goodper-
Joys showing horses. country/city girl. working to- AL INSTITUTEINMATE.Pret- vorced, white Protestant lady. lnendsh1p.more 1ntime. Can very lonely; job. Needsvery
son Withgood
quie exabng bmes:loves pets. ward her B.t\., unique/sensi- ty. single,white Sicilianfemale, 39, 5'6", 145 lbs .. Jong hair relocate. Letters exchanged special lady, 25-35. tall. slim,
Looking tor that one special live, but a little bossy. released 30, s·2•, 130 lbs., hkesthe out- childless,not nch. honest car'. SWEDEN 612-062 Nice-look- shm. red long hair, knows what she
man. 18-27. marriage-minded. soon. will relocate. Looking for doors/al spoos/art, cooklrg. etc. ing. smart. loyal. nonsmoker, ing woman. 35. tall,
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Seeks ,,,w'"'a'""nt,:.::s,,,,m _
:..:...;.hf~e,;...
possibly relocatable. Looks magnanimous gentleman, Looking for a good man to nondrinker. Seeks stable. se- hair. vaned interests. good-lookmg, PUERTO RICO 512-517
unimportant-being romantic, over 45 come home to. Destres mar- cure white man. 43-55. Smok- gentle, canng,
sensll!Ve,loyal, attenl!Ve& lov- N.J. 612-031Mamage-m,nded nage. fnendsh1p,understand• er, Latin, kids okay. humorous, kind. honest man, Amencan male. 66, good
1ngare. If you want something female,31. O\l8tW8IQl1t_ old-lash- 1 . loya , smcen . MICH. 612-053 CORR EC- for correspondence, maybe stock, Cancer-born, retired.
totally secure, sincere. high
special. write her. Please hur- ioned.Seeks securegentleman CALIF. 612-041 Attractive. TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. more. Photo appreciated.
~ holidaysare comingup. who wants a wife who takes funny.smart, heavyset. Native Blue-eyed kitten. 24, seeks a S.C. 612-063 Lonely. blue- morals,nonsmoker.Seeks fe-
similar
oto, phone please. care of the house and family. American female. 19; ISO a daring,bold l198f Pleasewnte. eyed country girl. so, small, male, 65-70. same
PENN. 612-021 CORREC- Childrenwelcome.Photo. gentleman. 19-40, to love. F1- GA. 612-054 West of Atlanta. pebte,blue jean-type, drvorced traits. Recent photo please
some• FLA. 512-518 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTEINMATE. OKLA. 612-032 White female. nances, looks. race unimpor- SouthernWidow.59 plus,great five years. Looking for TIONAL INSTITUTE IN-
Attractive, light-complected le- 2-9-55, 5'9". 170 lbs., d1Vorced tant. Heavyset, paraplegic or figure, blond hatr; seeks cor• one, any age, for friendship,
IW1ce, four kids-two grown/two quadnplegic a plus. respondence with white gen- maybe more MATE. Divorced white male.
male, well-endowed.medium-
612-042 White tleman. 59-69. FLA. 612-064 Cute black le• 42, 6'. 175 lbs•• seeks friend·
Sized,shapely,longhair,open- not, two grandbab,es. She MIDWEST
m1ndetd.bl released skoon, ed/smokes/can cuss ~n need- ~. 62, h9?ocifsense of humor; TEX. 612-055 Lonely.average male, 30, 5·4•, 135 lbs., green ship or more. He's very lone-
re1oca a e; enJoyscoo 1ng. can.purr for the nght man; 1ssearc mg or that special Catholic lady. 58, 5'3". full-fig- eyes, nice complexion; seeks ly-please write.
~xot,c. roma('lt,ctJmes,travel- doesn I need a loser/nch man. Looks unimportant-no,:i· ured. divorced, retiring soon. sincere. honest rela1tonsh1p ILL 512-519 Divorced, n1ce-
Age, looking white male. 41, 6'1"
mg. shopping ISO LTR. man-bee!" there,. done that. esty ,s. Could 11be U' Lets not wealthy; offers her heart. with honest gentleman. Let• 195 lbs., employed, nice. 1m•

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Age/race unimportant. Hopes to find the nght man for correspond and find out! Seeks straight gentleman, for race, looks unimportant.
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maculate, nearly new home.
childless. smoker, nondrinker.
Interests include home life. TV,
movies, Harley Davidson mo-
torcycling, rock'n roll music.
Sincerely desires younger. re-
locatable. buxom lady only.
Photo please.
FLA. 512-520 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Attractive, Italian white male.
44. 6', 190 lbs., currently on
Death Row, native New York-
er (Brooklyn). Seeking Italian
lady. Must be honest, com-
passionate, understanding,
spiritual and possess a great
sense of humor. Where are
you? Life is too short. Please
write, send photo. Letters ex-
changed.
DEL. 512-521 Single white
male, 40, ST. 158 lbs., blue
eyes, brown hair. hard work-
er, owns home, honest. car-
ing, likes fishing. camping.
church and much more Start
your new year right and writ
to this nice guy.
N.Y. 512-522 CORRECTION
AL INSTITUTE INMATE. S1n-
cere/sensit1ve/intell1gentlhand-
some black male. 5·10·. 220
lbs., incarcerated. Seeking
mature, honest. understand-
ing lady, for correspondence
and/or meaningful relat1onsh1p
Race unimportant Photo first
letter. Hurry I
ANYWHERE 512-523 Single
male. 43. seeks close rela-
t1onsh1p,possible marriage to
lady, 55-70. Looks. weight.
handicap unimportant. She will
be his queen. Any reply wel-
come.
IND. 512-524 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE
Looking for his soul mate. He's
lonely for you. Single black
male, 53. medium-brown
complexion. Looking for non
smoking. nondrinking. drug
free (as he 1s)lady.
N.Y. 512-525 Sincere African
male, 28. 5·5·, 150 lbs .. seeks
sincere, nonsmoking. roman-
tic lady, for meaningful rela-
tionship. Age. race unimpor-
tant. Please write soon, and
enclose photo. Serious only.
N.Y. 512-526 Very attrac-
t1ve/affect1onate.romantic. fi-
nancially secure gentleman.
29, 5'6". 140 lbs., seeks nice
lady, for friendship and rela-
tionship. Photo, phone if pos-
sible. Any reply welcome.
OHIO 512-527 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Lonely. athletic, incarcerated
black male, 41, 5·5·, 165 lbs ..
seeking anyone who Is
searching for a sincere friend.
Any reply welcome. Photo.
TENN. 512-528 Expect to be
impressed by this tall. slim. ex-
tremely attractive.sett-assured.
athletic white business owner
• ,ou' .. bNtl umure MJOutjoining ~la
Ml)' not orwr,,.,MW guide tor sing/ff.
.._.s wrlttwt this IYndboolr for thou of you who fNY rwnt -
pa edvlu on how lo: p,wpMe •n ad or ,.,,iy lo or», put lorldrd your
..., points, 0- t»rVOIIS jiu.rs duringIMt ",., and /mponMltCIII/,
Mtd many moreMlpful hints. Don't i.t your unc.«talnty 11-,, you from
.,_ could be• rewarding..i.t1onM1p.
HANDBOOKS Clln be pure/laud lly und ng $1.25 to ShH,. Wood,
(HANDBOOKS), Boll 33, Rou- Point, H. Y. t297P-0033.
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Seeking exlremely attractIv .
marriage-mindedwhite female,
18-40. Photo/phone first letter.
U.S.A. 512-529 Very decent•
looking. white, English OTA
trucker, 54 plus. 6'1". 195 lbs..
drug/alcohol free. Needs
woman, over 5'4". not too
overweight (a must). Please
someone, write. Relocation
negotiable. Photo necessary.
IND. 512-530 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Truly sincere, straight-up. very
handsome, muscular. di-
vorced, hard-bodied. very
lonely white hunk, 37, release
pending; a down-to-earth fit-
ness expert with no bad
habits, who just made a one-
time mistake: has lots to otter
th right lady. No hes. no bro-
ken promises-he's for real'
You won't be disappointed
Ag , kids. nationality open.
H py New Year.
ORE. 512-531 Lonely white
m I , 45, 6'. 230 lbs .. seeks
I dy, 42 or under, for hie com-
p nlon. Must enjoy country
Ill tyl . Photo, letter please.
ARK. 512-532 Separated
Asl n m le, divorce pending,
due t d, alcohol/tobacco/
drug Ir . Seeks lady. 25-40.
with b utiful heart, for
monog mous, lasting rela-
tion hfp
CAU . 512-533 Drvorcedmale.
59, s·s·. 149 lbs.. very poor, on
S I . di /alcohol free.
corr pondence. Life Is
too short to lone.
CONN, 512-534 Looking for
som on who Is lonely and
tIr d of living alone; someone
who I looking for a Qenerous.
h ndsom , outgoing, all-
around nlc guy. He's 53
(look 10 y rs younger), s·.
blond h Ir, blu eyes, enjoys
cooking, d nclng, fesllvals,
II m ik , pk:nics, goingout
to dInn r. c ndl light dinners
or just t yin home and
watch1n gr t movie with
som on nic . Would like a
photo/phon , II you have one.
An r I w lcom .
ILL. 512-535 CORR CTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE. Bro-
kenh rted bl ck m I , 34, In
need of p c I worn n, w1ll-
Ing to c r , I rn nd grow.
Age. rac unimport nt. Any
letter welcom
IND. 512-536 Sm II st lure,
big heart! Whit m I , 37, n-
Joys the outdoor . photogra-
phy. auto-r cing ISO petite.
relocatable whit f m I , 25
plus. marn g -mind d. Chil-
dren welcom Photo. phone.
detailed hrst I It r. Any reply
welcome.
S.C. 512-537 Whit m I , 68,
6', 180 lbs .. alone. Mr. Nice,
set In his ways. Seeking a pas-
sive, single female. any ge.
Wood'• Ha._A-Frlffld Club,
91,n,.
Union County ar , for friend,
sw th art. Photo r uired.
ILL. 512-538 Adventurous,
outgoing, attr ctiv white male,
29, seeking exciting female
with creativity, lntellig nee and
a fl re for the abnorm I. Cre-
ative lett rlphoto.
COL. 512-539 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Handsome/Ion ly/lrlsh man,
47, writer, rt1st. po t, to-be-
paroled In 1997. S ks canng,
loving, expressive, splflted
woman. to shar future hori-
zons. Praise God.
ARIZ. 512-540 Single white
male. 52, 5'11", 200 lbs. ISO
lady to share life with. Age,
race unimportant. Photos,
phones, letters exchanged.
WEST COAST 512-541 Sin-
gle. white. H1span1c/ltahan
male. en1oys a house full of
love. travehnQ,all sorts of ac-
tIvItIes ISO single, lovable, fl-
nanc1allysecure lady, in good
health, ht. Lady, 5'2" or shorter
a plus. No games. Race, age,
looks unimportant. Full-leng1h
photo a must. Can relocate.
ALA. 512-542 Lonely, white
widower, 70s, 5·4•, 120 lbs.,
gray hair. Seeks relocatable
mate. No homeowner, or de-
pendents. Age unimportant.
Object-love. devotion. hugs.
kisses, etc.
N.Y. 512-543 Single, black
Christian man, 36, 6'. 155 lbs..
educated; would like older
woman, for friend. possible
marriage. No games, no lies.
Race unimportant. Pen pal,
any gender. welcome also.
VA. 512-544 White male. 39.
1ntelhgent.hard-working. loy-
al and committed. Seeks dom-
inant female. any age over 35.
for serious relat1onsh1p.He's
compliant, faithful and yours.
Relocatable.
N.Y.512-545CORRECTIONAL
INSTITUTE INMATE. Lonely
black male, 32, seeking female,
32-52,race,weight unimportant,
for friendship,possiblemarriage.
No games. Please write. Your
letter welcome.
ILL. 512-546 Handsome, trim
white male, 31, seeks female
with long, black or brown hair.
in Ill., Ind., Ky., Tenn., Ohio. St.
Louis, Mo., for serious rela-
t1onsh1p. Age, race. weight
unimportant. Photo. phone.
ARK. 512-547 Very physical-
ly-fit male, young 52. 6', 175
lbs., blue eyes. retired Air
Force officer, state racquetball
champion, financially secure,
not required to work daily, ex-
ercises. trains f_orracquetball
tournaments. vIsIts relatives.
Praying for God to send him a
wife to respect. trust, cherish.
Be pretty, trim and his. Photo.
N.Y. 512-548 CORRECTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Male, 5'1 o·, 190 lbs., body-
builder, loves lifting weights,
staying In shape. Looking for
young lady who would be in-
terested in friendship with a
goodhearted man.
U.S.A. 512-549 Single white
toad. 39. brown hair. baby blue
eyes. Searchingfor his pnncess.
Age, race unimportant. If you
would like to be treated like a
love goddess: enjoy receiving
massages fit for a queen. cud-
dling, lots of TLC and being re-
spected for who you are. then
grve this toad a kiss and make
both our dreams cometrue. Let-
ters,photos,phonesexchanged.
IND. 512-550 CORRECTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE. Sin-
gle black male, 35, 5·5·, 180
lbs., career educator, incarcer-
ated short-term. Seeks friend-
ship with female, 20-45. 5'-6'.
Anything is possible. Photo.
MICH. 512-551 Good-looking
man, wants to be there for lady
in prison, when she is re-
leased. Share home life, fall in
love forever. Anyone welcome.
·Baby, come to me:
COL. 512-552 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Handsome. lonely Irish man.
47, writer, artist, poet. Seeks
caring. loving, expressive spir-
ited woman, to share future
horizons. Help bring him out
of this darkness.
GA. 512-553 White Christian
guy, 40. 5'9", 195 lbs .. sub-
stance free. likes big cities.
computer science, tennis.
theme parks. plays, comfort,
but not eX1ravagance. Seeks
sweet Chnstian lady, with hour-
glass figure, any occupation.
ARK. 512-554 Divorced. white
Christian male. 6'. 175 lbs ..
blue eyes. handsome. re-
freshing, physically fit. non-
smoker. nondrinker, financial-
ly secure, athletic. Desires to
exchange photos, letters with
pleasant-looking. intelligent
white female, 40-50.
CALIF. 512-555 Asian male.
55 (looks younger). 5·9·, edu-
cated. honest. industrious.
business interests. Seeking
good-looking white female. 30
plus, any nationality. vice free.
who believes in lasting rela-
tionships. honesty, respect, un-
derstanding and love. Photo.
phone please.
U.S.A. 512-556 Let fate inter-
vene. Divorced/white male.
40ish. enjoys computers. jog-
ging and roller-blading (slow-
ly). Looking for that special
lady to travel into the future to-
gether. What do you enJoy?
FLA. 512-557 Single/non-
smoking/nondrinking/nonabu-
sive male, no dependents.
Seeks young lady, 18-40. slim-
med1um-s1zed, who can live
with a man who works long
hours during the week/races
cars all weekend. Marriage
possible. Any letter welcome.
N.C. 512-558 Lonely white
male. 45, 5'6". 150 lbs .. brown
hair and eyes. Seeks one-man
woman. 21-48. 5'4"-6'4". medi-
um-to-well-endowed/long
hair/marriage-minded. for rec-
iprocal love. He loves freckles,
so don't be shy. write. Child
okay. Send name. address. full-
length photo and phone. He
loves the color red. Do you?
TEX. 512-559 CORRECTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE.White
male. 48. 5·2·. 210 lbs., brown
hambrowneyes, veryopenilone-
ly. sort of lost In the crowd. col-
lege graduate,dearVhealthy o-
baccoldrugfree.Hotnes include
parapsychology riting books/
ches&bodgMheoutdoors.Seek-
ing life-long fnendsh1p.Hoping
to hear from you soon. Have a
nice day.
CALIF. 512-560 Divorced
white male. 64. 5·2·, 187 lbs.
Seeks white female, to 55, thin,
petite, generous. secure, un-
inhibited. ready for marriage.
sharing life. expenses. Photo.
FLA. 512-561 Lonely, hand-
some black widower, 49, 6'2",
1ntelhgent, Christian. very af-
fectionate. loves God. en1oys
togetherness/candlelight d1n-
ners/qu1et evenings/theater/
traveling/home life, dining out
on occasion. Seeks sincere
Chnst1anwoman. 40-60. Race
unimportant. Photo/phone.
ILL. 512-562 CORRECTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE. Sin-
gle black male, 28, 5·1o·,192
lbs., physically fit, intelligent.
loving. caring. kind, warm,
considerate, passionate. very
romantic, sincere. outgoing,
down-to-earth, etc. Looking for
female with similar feelings, to
share possible lifetime to-
gether. Age. race unimportant.
Photo. phone if possible.
N. Y. 512-563 Single white
male, 39, 5·10·. 140 lbs., slen-
der sinewy physique, reddish
hair, blue eyes, health care
professional. naturist; enjoys
everything in hie. Seeking
heavy woman. 18-60. any
race. Photo a must.
ARIZ. 512-564 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Great catch, special edition.
Dashing Latino male. black
hair. brown eyes. Desires sin-
cere response from a lonely
heart. Age. nationality unim-
portant. Photo available.
ALBERTA 512-565 Short
white widower. 59, blue eyes,
honest. caring. easygoing.likes
C&W music, sports. Seeking
affectionate, nonsmoking lady,
for long-lasting relationship.
Any reply welcome.
ARIZ. 512-566 Handsome
male, 53, 5·10·. 155 lbs., blond
hair/blue eyes/youthful look-
ing, divorced. no children. very
kind/caring,understanding/su-
per-attectionate. Looking for a
woman with same qualities.
Race, age unimportant. Must
be slender/relocatable to sun-
ny Arizona. Photo a must.
TEX. 512-567 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
White, handsome male. 5·10·,
brown hair/green eyes, sensi-
tive. loving. sincere. Seeks
preferably feminine. attractive
laay. any age or race. Can you
visit him in Texas?
N.Y. 512-568 Published author
(on Exobiology and advanced
SETI), 49. seeks single fe-
male. 18-early 20s, for strong
and deeply held, intellectual
pursuits/life of research in
drug-free communal setting.
Must be extremely literate and
understand the basic scientif-
ic paradigm and the roles of
anomalous data (Fortean phe-
nomena) in its development.
This lifestyle will involve con-
siderable sacrifice.
NEV. 512-569 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Single white male. 6T. 250
lbs., brown hair/hazel eyes.
compassionate/romantic.
Seeks mature/warm/lovable
woman, for friendship and in-
telligent correspondence. Re-
lationship possible with right
woman. Are you she?
N.C. 512-570 Wanted: Sincere
inmate, who desires new
life/marriage with good man.
Preferably, she's slim. Orien-
tal/Hispanic/white, minor of-
fense. No drugs, diseases. vi-
olence or alcoholic. He's a
divorced white male, 34, at-
tractive homeowner. Loving.
descriptive letter. photo.
FLA. 512-571 Attractive, sin-
gle white male, young-looking
69. wants correspondence
with broad-minded female.
50s-earfy 60s. possible meet-
ing in Orlando area.
N.J. 512-572 CORRECTION-
AL INSTITUTE INMATE. Sin-
gle t?lack male, fully trained.
Looking for life-long soul mate,
over 30. Your answer will be
our reward.
VA. 512-573 Never-married.
very lonely white male. 36. 6',
likes simple life, very easy to
please. Seeks easygoing. lov-
ing, caring. honest lady. Age,
looks. nationality unimportant.
Photo. phone please.
ARK. 512-574 Divorced white
male, farmer/rancher. 5· 1o·.
160 lbs.. ISO petite. marriage-
minded female. for a lifetime
of living. Any letter welcome.
NEV. 512-575 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Lost and alone. Single black
male. 24. 5·1•. 186 lbs .. hazel
eyes,caramel complexion. In
search of a female friend. with
tender heart and beautiful
mind. Size, race, age unim-
portant-true friendship and
honesty are.
N. Y. 512-576 Single black
male, 42. 6', 210 lbs .. very at-
tractive. stable Job. home-
owner. Seeks correspon-
dence. friendship with
relocatable soul mate. Age.
race open. Photo first letter.
Any reply welcome.
GA. 512-577 Looking for his
soul mate! Single. divorced
white male. 31. 6', 180 lbs ..
excellent health. drug/alco-
hol.1dIsease free. nonsmoker:
is looking for his princess. An-
swer this ad. and you'll find out
there really is a man who
knows how to treat a lady.
Children, any reply welcome.
OHIO 512-578 CORREC-
TIONAL INSTITUTE INMATE.
Incarcerated male, 24, funny.
sensitive and very nice. Look-
ing for same-type person, for
companionship/friendship.
TEX. 512-579 Single white
male. 49, 5'9", 190 lbs .. seeks
slim, attractive, Asian, Oriental
or Hispanic female. 34-47. for
serious relationship, possible
marriage. Explicit letter with
photo. phone. Any reply wel-
come .
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