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howbaby
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WHATTA shock crocl
Screenwriter Holly Goldb rg takes it right
on the nose at the pr ml r of her latest Hol-
lywood movie.
Goldberg thought It would be a lot of fun to
be photographed with b by crocodile at a
Los Angeles party for Th Crocodile Hunter:
Collision Course, starring r al-life Australian
croc hunter Steve Irwin. But baby crocs have
their own idea of fun - nd th riled reptile de-
cided to celebrate by taking bite out of Gold-
berg's nose. Happily h w n't seriously in-
jured - though she did n d stitches.

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honcho
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...of course, we're not talk-
ing about the humans, just
their little wooden-headed
friends.
Hundreds of ventriloquists
from all over the world re-
cently attended a conven-
tion in Fort Mitchell, Ken-
tucky, where for three noisy
days they threw their voices
around with joyful abandon.
"It was really great," says
one dummy who was there
with his tongue-tied human
companion.
"There were about 400
bigmouthed guys like me
from as far away as Japan
and India and they came in ,
all shapes and sizes from
ducks to monkeys to puppy
dogs."
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4 Sun August 20, 2002

HE WAS A CUTABOVETHEREST
EU UCHS IN India were all cut up when an impersonator horned
ln on their territory and started handing out blessings to newborns
in return for cash gifts from the proud parents - an age-old custom.
Police were called and a spokesman reported: "A medical investi-
g tion has confirmed that he was a man - not a eunuch."
POLS SAY NEICHTO NAKEDHORSE
TILL ON the nether regions, Italian politicians just voted to
weld iron underwear onto the statue of a horse!
Seems city council members in Catania, Sicily, wanted to cov-
er up the bronze genitalia as a sign of respect to a procession
honoring the Virgin Mary that was scheduled to pass in front of
the naughty nag.
fiE I I INCA CHARCEOUTOF RELIGION
AND WHILE we're on the subject of statues, how about the hus-
band and wife pretending to pray in front of the Virgin Mary at a
church in Milan, Italy.
The couple spent an hour every day for a month, kneeling be-
fore the Madonna - until a suspicious priest caught them charg-
ing their cell phone from a socket behind the shrine.
THERE'SNO BUSINESS...
HERE'S ONE for the record books. A precocious parrot does
uch realistic impersonations of Ethel Merman that (don't laugh)
he's just cut her first CD in (who'da guessed) Los Angeles.
The yellow-headed Amazon, name of Carla, can be heard war-
bling classics like Zippety-do-dah, I'm a Green Chicken on the
Laurel Canyon label. •
A HONEYOF A CAUSE
THIS JUST in. America's vegetarians are revolting against the
evils of honey. Radical vegans protest that producing the sweet
treat uses the labor of oppressed worker bees. The same group
reports they would never kiss a meat eater.
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well be the end of every-
thing," says prophecy
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heels of the War on Ter-
ror and the breakdown of
Israeli/Palestinian peace
talks.
The chilling news came
from astronomers at New
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tory, who dubbed the
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debris 2002 T7. Travel-
ing at 100,000 mph, the
mile-and-a-half wide as-
teroid is the first to be
given a positive number
on the Palermo Scale,
• which measures the
threat of asteroid colli-
sion.
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NT7 draws nearer. It is
expected to be at its clos-
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S HEKN Wthebig
American was in
trouble the moment he
stumbled off the tram.
Surely he hadn't spent the past
two hours riding to the top of the
Venezuelan Andes just to slump
against the wall in sleep, and yet
that was exactly what he seemed
to be doing.
Amber picked her way thr u~h
the crowd of tourists, the world
languages bubbling around h r .
they looked upward to Pi o Ii
var or thousands of feet down•
ward. She reached the Am ri n
just as he slid to the floor.
"Hey! Hey, wake up!" h n through an indoor bazaar. It was
tly patted the man's face.
He blinked, coming to I wty.
"Are you an angel from h v n?"
Amber smiled and shook h r
head. "Actually, I'm a par m di
from Los Angeles, and y u n d
some oxygen, buddy."
She turned to some p pl
standing nearby and sp k in
fluent Spanish. "Pleas , h Ip m
get him to the nurses' stati n."
The American tried to pr t t, but
he seemed to be having trouble
forming words. He push d at the
men who half-lifted, half-dragged
him across the viewin~ room. Am-
ber couldn't help noticmg how tall
and strongly built he was. Surely he
was an athlete with a body like that.
This scene was probably humiliat-
ing him, yet he was in no condition
to protest.
She ignored his feeble attempts
until he was lying back in a reclin-
ing chair while a kindhearted nurse
strapped an oxygen mask over his
face. Watching his face intently,
Amber sighed with relief as his col-
or revived. Once he was comfort-
able, she reluctantly turned back to
the view.
Half an hour later, she was stand-
ing at the window, looking down on
the tropical mountain city of Meri-
da, when he touched her arm. "I
guess I need to thank you. I don't
usually pass out."
"Think nothing of it," she said.
"Most people have trouble adjusting
to rapid altitude changes, and we're
at 16,000feet."
"Yeah, but nobody else is stum-
bling around like ..." he said in an
mb rra ed mumble.
Amb r chu kl d. "The nurse said
10MINUTE
LOVE
STORY
she's treated eight patients just this
morning. See? It's okay to be hu-
man."
She extended her hand. "I'm Am-
ber Lang."
"Justin Lamoreaux." He took her
hand in his warm grasp and looked
around. "Where are the guys you
were with?"
"Oh, I'm not with them." She said.
"Their group went down on the last
tram. I hung around to make sure
you're okay."
Justin shuffled, blushing slightly.
"I'm okay, thanks to you."
"Still, if you don't mind, I think I'll
ride down with you, just to make
sure the altitude doesn't bother you
again," Amber said.
Justin grinned in delight, "I'd like
that."
They stayed at the top for only a
few minutes, looking up to Pico Bo-
livar - ''the highest point in
Venezuela," Amber told him - and
reading the plaque at the statue of
the Virgin.
Approached by some girls who
thought he looked "like that guy
from Dawson's Creek," Justin had
his picture taken with each one. By
then he and Amber were both feel-
ing a little light-headed, so they
took the next tram down. They
stood in the front of the car, looking the morning."
over the valley thousands of feet be-
low.
"Spectacular, isn't it?" Justin said,
and swayed slightly.
"You okay?" Amber slid her arm his beautiful eyes.
around his slim waist.
"Just fine," Justin said, pulling
her close with a mischievous grin.
"Tease," she said, pushing at his
chest, but she didn't move away.
At the next station, they ate sand- tucked the card into his shirt pock-
wiches and drank hot chocolate.
"Funny, isn't it?" Justin comment- kissed him.
ed. "It's so cold up here, and hotter
than Hades at sea level."
"Altitude makes all the differ-
ence," Amber said, then she pointed When she finally broke the kiss, she
out the window, back toward the
peak. "Look. It's snowing at the
top."
"So it is," he said, reaching for her "How could I ever forget my
hand across the table. " I'm glad we angel?"
came down when we did."
"Me, too," Amber said, warming
to his touch.
They talked as they rode down
the next section. Amber told Justin
she had just finished teaching a
course in medical English at La
Universidad de los Andes in Merida
and that there was no one spe-
cial in her life. Justin told her
that he was single, too, and in
Merida for a business confer-
ence. He seemed pleased when
he learned she lived in Los An-
geles.
"I'm just up the coast," he •
told her. "My company is help-
ing to rebuild Avila Beach."
"That's a great little town,"
Amber said, "and you're right.
It's a short drive from me."
They smiled knowingly, and
spent the rest of the ride cud-
dled closely. By the time they
reached the valley and shed .
_ their sweaters, caps and jackets,
Amber knew she wanted to
spend more time with Justin.
He suggested dinner, and she
readily accepted. They ate at a
sidewalk cafe, then spent the
evening walking arm-in-arm
growing late when he walked her
back to her hotel.
"May I come up?" he asked,
drawing her into his strong arms
as they waited for the elevator.
"I expect my roomie is sleep-
ing," she said regretfully, reveling
in the touch of his long, lean body.
"Then I'll see you tomorrow," he
suggested as he nuzzled her neck
and sent a thrill of longing zinging
through her.
Amber sighed and shook her
head. "I'm flying out first thing in
"When will you be home?" he
asked, fingering her hair.
"On the eighteenth," she said, her
breath catching as she looked into
"I'll be there on the nineteenth,"
he said, "May I call you?"
"I'd love that." Pulling a card
from her wallet, she scratched her
phone number on the back and
et. Then she lifted to her tiptoes and
For Amber, it was like being back
at the peak. She felt light-headed,
disoriented, and clearly in heaven.
could barely find enough breath to
ask, "Don't forget?"
Justin smiled, his eyes alight.
Next week: The handsome
guest had Cali all aflutter when he
registered at her small hotel. But
could a high-oowered guy fall for
a country girl? Read air about it in
Sun's sensational 10 Minute Love
Story.
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