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GILLIGAN担 ISLAND
by
Sam Locke
and
Joel Rapp
TEASER
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COLONEL
COLONEL
Well Sir?
GENERAL
COLONEL
COLONEL
Come in!
LIEUTENANT
COLONEL
Yes Lieutenant?
LIEUTENANT
silently.
GENERAL
COLONEL
GENERAL
PLEASE ADVISE.
COLONEL
Yes sir.
LIEUTENANT
Yes sir.
COLONEL
GENERAL
Good.
Rogers!
SKIPPER
Buck who?!
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
Hi any luck?
What's that!?
GILLIGAN
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
Of course not!
GILLIGAN
person!?
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
I am?
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
Come on Gilligan!
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ACT ONE
the hut.
GILLIGAN
tubes.
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
Hawaii!
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
news!?
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
Yes, so do I because...
PROFESSOR
fuel analysis.
SKIPPER
come on Gilligan.
question.
GILLIGAN
hut.
MARY ANN
Oh professor!
GINGER
Professor!
test tubes.
PROFESSOR
middle of an experiment?!
GINGER
PROFESSOR
GINGER
PROFESSOR
continue my work!
But professor!
PROFESSOR
together just as Mr. and Mrs. Howell run into the hut.
attention.
MR HOWELL
Professor!
test tubes.
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
that?!
PROFESSOR
MR HOWELL
feasible?
PROFESSOR
a minute.
The professor pours the two test tubes together and one
MRS HOWELL
help now?
PROFESSOR
terribly risky.
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
PROFESSOR
MR HOWELL
wife!
PROFESSOR
MR HOWELL
Mr. and Mrs. Howell are seen crouched down behind some
MR HOWELL
(SOTTO)
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
(SOTTO)
MRS HOWELL
True.
MR HOWELL
(SOTTO)
doing it!?
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
this flight.
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
Well...
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
Oh...
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
little Howells?
GILLIGAN
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
Oh Thurston!
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
flight.
MRS HOWELL
goodbye to my husband.
goodbye.
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
courageous thing?
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
play.
MR HOWELL
GINGER
Hurry up!
MARY ANN
Ok...
GILLIGAN
MARY ANN
GILLIGAN
GINGER
I intend to do so.
GILLIGAN
GINGER
Of course I do!
GILLIGAN
MARY ANN
Gilligan!
GILLIGAN
GINGER
Marry Ann gets the high sign from Ginger and pretends
to leave.
GINGER
Gilligan?
GILLIGAN
Hmmm?
GINGER
fly away.
GILLIGAN
Buy insurance?
GINGER
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
pad.
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
Oh what's that?
PROFESSOR
If it'll work!
Gilligan.
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
GINGER
Ah professor...wa...well...
MARY ANN
to fly to Hawaii.
PROFESSOR
GINGER
SKIPPER
The dummy!
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
immediately.
GILLIGAN
GILLIGAN
MARY ANN
GINGER
MARY ANN
measurer?
GINGER
Easy!
MARY ANN
GINGER
him.
Mrs. Howell enters the hut and does not immediately notice
Ginger with her arms around the dummies neck and waist.
MRS HOWELL
GINGER
MRS HOWELL
against it.
SKIPPER
professor?
PROFESSOR
Yes?
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
off.
GILLIGAN
write!
and the dummy falls over face down. The professor and
GILLIGAN
the jungle.
PROFESSOR
note!
GILLIGAN
Skipper! Skipper!
the dummy.
Gilligan rides the dummy into the lagoon and falls off.
GILLIGAN
Oh here it comes.
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
Hawaii?!
PROFESSOR
Afraid not.
SKIPPER
The skipper gets frustrated and hits Gilligan with his hat.
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ACT TWO
trip.
SKIPPER
Well professor?
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
(to Gilligan)
GILLIGAN
it.
GILLIGAN
I deserve it.
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
PROFESSOR
Please Gilligan...
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
leap!
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
Huh?
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
sense!
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
the air.
SKIPPER
MR HOWELL
Ninety feet?
SKIPPER
Well professor?
PROFESSOR
comparatively safe.
MR HOWELL
PREOFESSOR
volunteer basis!
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
MR HOWELL
speaking.
MR HOWELL
MR HOWELL
Oh hold me professor!
GINGER
Mary Ann stops peddling and gets off the bike. The
SKIPPER
MR HOWELL
PROFESSOR
Where's Gilligan?
MR HOWELL
Yeah.
effect on him.
GILLIGAN
MARY ANN
SKIPPER
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
I have!?
Could we take the test over again, this time
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
GINGER
GILLIGAN
Me afraid? Me afraid?
Me afraid!!
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
Thurston?
MR HOWELL
Ah yes my dear?
MRS HOWELL
isn't it?
MR HOWELL
about.
MRS HOWELL
MR HOWELL
MRS HOWELL
a little mint?
MR HOWELL
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
The count?
MRS HOWELL
his swings.
MR HOWELL
SKIPPER
MRS HOWELL
SKIPPER
down.
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
to be a swinger.
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
Wake up!
GILLIGAN
Sure skipper!
SKIPPER
Ah fine.
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
SKIPPER
Gilligan?
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
I am?
SKIPPER
Yes!
GILLIGAN
the skipper.
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
PROFESSOR
Good luck!
GILLIGAN
once.
All right,
count down
Ah professor I ten
Island! Eight
Island! five
(skipper activate
go up again!
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
There he is!
GILLIGAN
GILLIGAN
skywards.
MARY ANN
us up Ginger?
GINGER
Mary Ann!
GILLIGAN
GILLIGAN
interest.
RADIO
GILLIGAN
RADIO
HAWAII."
GILLIGAN
RADIO
GILLIGAN
of here!
RADIO
GILLIGAN
MR HOWELL
MARY ANN
What's he doing?
PROFESSOR
cloud!
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
MRS HOWELL
PROFESSOR
will be...
GINGER
RAIN!
PROFESSOR
the table.
RADIO
GINGER
SKIPPER
(TO GILLGAN)
GILLIGAN
PROFESSOR
GILLIGAN
Huh?
MARY ANN
GILLIGAN
Me? A UFO?
SKIPPER
island!
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
What's that?
GILLIGAN
from?
SKIPPER
you!
around the hut. Gilligan runs for the door with the
dodges to the left and the skipper heads out the door
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EPILOG
The Skipper and the professor are seen entering the hut
PROFESSOR
SKIPPER
it!?
PROFESSOR
can...
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
MARY ANN
PROFESSOR
MARY ANN
SKIPPER
Oh no!
MARY ANN
SKIPPER
PROFESSOR
Gilligan WAIT!
GILLIGAN
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
GILLIGAN
SKIPPER
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