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AUG 16
Posted by Magz
Laugh out your stress. Read the best Filipino lawyer‟s jokes from Atty. Lauro (Larry) Gacayan.
5. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you mine;
6. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon!
FOOLING AROUND
Abe and his wife, even though he is not that handsome, are blessed with two (2) stunningly beautiful
daughters. But he is dying to have a son.
After 10 years of waiting, a boy was born but Abe was horrified to see a very ugly child.
Abe: Look at the two very beautiful daughters that I fathered. This newly-born baby could not have been my
son. Have you been fooling around on me?
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Abe: Hindi na rin lang natin mahal ng isat‟ isa maghiwalay na lang tayo!
Jenny: Ok lang basta sa akin yung lansones farm natin sa San Pedro, Laguna!
Abe: Sa akin yung kotse nating BMW 2013 model at sa iyo na yung palyadung Mitsubishi Lancer 2000 Model na
kotse natin kasi ako rin lang naman ang nagtatrabaho!
Ilalabas na ang bagong expected hit ni Freddie which will sell like hotcakes. Ang title ay….
“APO”….
HEHEHE
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Abe: Anak, ito ang P500.00, hwag mung sasabihin sa nanay mo ang nakita mo ha? Please?
Badong: Kasi nung nakita ko si nanay at si Ninong Ceasar na nagsi-69 sa kwarto ninyo nung nagbabar lecture
ka sa Cebu, P1,000.00 and binigay niya sa akin!
1. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE but when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED!
2. When your wife catches you with another woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. But when your wife
likes shopping at SM CITY BAGUIO so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
Lady Mae: If I sleep with three (3) different men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten (10)
different women, everyone calls him a real man. How come?
Larry: Confucious answered than centuries ago. It‟s very simple. When one lock could be opened by three (3)
different keys, it is definitely a bad lock. But when one (1) key can open ten (10) different locks, its a Master
Key!!!
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WIFE:
Where are you going?
With whom?
How?
What for?
Why you?
What should I do when you are gone?
Can I come along?
When will you be back?
Where will you stay?
Will you be missing me?
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