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<font face="Comic Sans MS">what kind of sick individual
names a street Edgewood Way</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he put it half a mile away
from Edgewood Lane?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Huh?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's crazy.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got me out here in this creepy,
confusing ass suburb.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm serious, though.
I feel like a sore thumb out here.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, baby. All right,
I'll talk to you soon.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">See you.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay,
so this is Rhine Ave.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like a fucking
hedge maze out here.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">East...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep going straight and then
I think it said a left on...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What was that?
Peacock?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go straight and a left on...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right,
just keep on walking, bruh.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do nothin' stupid.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just keep on...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck this. I'mma fucking
go the other way I came.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not today. Not me.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how they like to do
motherfuckers out here, man. I'm gone.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo... Come on, brother,
this is...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo! Yo! Hey!</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sid, Sid, Sid.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How's it goin' over there?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got your toothbrush?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you have your deodorant?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you have your cozy clothes?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Got that.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you give me
a minute, Sid?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We gotta pry something
out of your dad.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do they know I'm black?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Should they?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It seems like it's something
you might wanna, you know,</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">mention.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Mom and Dad,
my black boyfriend</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"will be coming
up this weekend</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"and I just don't
want you to be shocked</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"that he's a black man."</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You said I was the first
black guy you ever dated.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, so what?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, so this is uncharted
territory for them.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I don't wanna get chased
off the lawn with a shotgun.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not going to.
First of all,</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">my dad would've voted for Obama
a third time if he could've.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, the love is so real.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm only telling you
that 'cause he's definitely</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">gonna wanna talk
to you about that.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it will definitely fucking suck.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's because he's a lame
dad more than anything else.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">They are not racist.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.
I would've told you.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wouldn't be
bringing you home to them.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think about that for, like, 2 seconds.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm thinkin'.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I'm a grown man.
No way.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You broke my cigarette.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously, you just
threw it out a window?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just like a dollar. You basically
threw a dollar out the window. Great.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was a dollar you decided
to spend on nicotine.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
Tobacco.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on, I gotta call Rod.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Rod.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Sup?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, you at work?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, yeah,
I'm at work.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Chris,
tell me this, okay?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How can I get in trouble</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">for patting down an old lady?
It's standard procedure.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gary just think 'cause
an elderly bitch is elderly,</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">she can't hijack no
motherfucking plane.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">C, wait, wait, wait.
I know you laughin'.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm serious, man.
The next 9/11</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">is gonna be on
some geriatric shit.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Straight up.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, man,
thanks for looking after Sid this weekend.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Remember, no human food.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got IBS.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn, C.
Give me some type of credit.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I don't forget shit.
You do.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I accept your apology.
It's all good.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How Little
Miss Rosie doin'?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's good. She's driving.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I talk to him?
No.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'd like to talk
to him, please.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on, hold on.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi, Rod!
- Now, look here.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know you picked
the wrong guy, right?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, of course I know that.
This is all just a ploy to get to you.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not too late for us.
Okay, get your own girl.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Goddamn.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's all mad at you 'cause
you never take my advice.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like what?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like don't go to
a white girl's parents' house.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's she doin'?
Lickin' your balls or somethin'?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, bye.
You know what I'm sayin', Chris?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chri...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This motherfucker
hung up on me.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're jealous.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not jealous.
I made you jealous?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not jealous of Rod.
It's Rod!</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck. Are you okay?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that scared
the shit outta me.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You?
Yeah, I'm okay.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay here.
What?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, maybe he's gone,
you know?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, in the future, the number to
call is Animal Control Services.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. Sorry about that.
I was just disoriented.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you guys
coming up from the city?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, yeah. My parents are
from the Lake Pontaco area.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're just heading up there
for the weekend. Hmm.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir, can I see
your license, please?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, why?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
I have state ID.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.
He wasn't driving.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't ask who was driving.
I asked to see his ID.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, why? That doesn't
make any sense. Here.</font>
135
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. Fuck that. You
don't have to give him your ID</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">'cause you haven't
done anything wrong.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baby, baby, it's okay.
Come on.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Any time there is an incident,
we have every right to ask...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's bullshit.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ma'am...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everything all right, Ryan?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm good.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get that headlight fixed.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that mirror.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, Officer.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was hot.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I'm not gonna
let anyone fuck with my man.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see that.
Okay.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're here.</font>
151
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's the groundskeeper.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you ready?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi!</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">My little girl!
Come here!</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you? I love you too.
I missed you.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is my dad, Dean.
This is Chris.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Call me Mr. Armitage.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course.
How you doin'?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm kiddin'! You call me Dean.
And you hug me, my man.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are ya?
I'm good. How are you?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're huggers.
Yes.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is my mom.
This is Chris.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, welcome.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to meet you.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your father gets
really excited, but...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anyway, yeah.
I'm Missy.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. Come on in.
Please, welcome. Inside.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">So how was your drive in?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was fine.
We actually hit a deer.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?
Oh, no.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it dead?
Yeah.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's horrible.
Are you guys all right?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
It just fruck us out.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It did?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. It came outta nowhere.
We got it pretty good.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, it must have
frucked you out, big time.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Frucking weird. Well, you
know what I say?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I say one down, a couple
hundred thousand to go.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dean.
Dad.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't mean to get on my
high horse, but I'm telling ya,</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I do not like the deer. I'm sick of it.
They're taking over.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're like rats.
They're destroying the ecosystem.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see a dead deer on the side
of the road, I think to myself,</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"That's a start."</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even
understand that.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.
I'm just sayin'.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what, I am grateful
for what you've done today.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like 'em.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We got that.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.
Yeah.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, you guys
look so wiped out.</font>
192
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, a little.
Yeah.</font>
193
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">So how long has this
been going on? This...</font>
194
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This thang?</font>
195
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long?</font>
196
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">4 months.</font>
197
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">4 months?</font>
198
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.
5 months, actually.</font>
199
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's right, I'm wrong.</font>
200
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Attaboy. Better get
used to saying that.</font>
201
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, I'm so sorry.</font>
202
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
She's right, I'm wrong.</font>
203
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">See?</font>
204
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does he have an off button?
This is exhausting.</font>
205
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.
I wanna give you a tour.</font>
206
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">They just got...
Can we unpack first?</font>
207
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna unpack?
Before the tour?</font>
208
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Missy's office.
She takes appointments in there.</font>
209
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's a therapist,
right?</font>
210
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Psychiatrist, yeah.</font>
211
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Turns out people up here</font>
212
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">are just as messed up in the
head as they are in the city.</font>
213
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Jeremy.</font>
214
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's Rose's little brother.
There he is.</font>
215
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've heard stories.</font>
216
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I bet you have.</font>
217
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's studying medicine now.
Wants to be just like his old man.</font>
218
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'll meet him.
All right. Cool.</font>
219
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I picked these up in Bali.</font>
220
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's pretty eclectic.
I'm a traveler and I can't help it.</font>
221
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I keep bringing
souvenirs back.</font>
222
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's such
a privilege to be able</font>
223
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">to experience
another person's culture.</font>
224
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what I'm saying?
Mmm-hmm.</font>
225
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you're gonna
love this.</font>
226
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad's claim to fame.</font>
227
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He was beat by Jesse Owens</font>
228
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">in the qualifying round for
the Berlin Olympics in 1936.</font>
229
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are the ones where...
Owens won in front of Hitler.</font>
230
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, what a moment.
What a moment.</font>
231
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:19,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, Hitler's up there with all
his perfect Aryan race bullshit.</font>
232
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This black dude
comes along,</font>
233
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">proves him wrong in front
of the entire world.</font>
234
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Amazing.</font>
235
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tough break for
your dad though.</font>
236
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
237
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He almost got over it.</font>
238
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the basement.
We had to seal it up.</font>
239
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We got some black
mold down there.</font>
240
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My mother loved her kitchen,
so we keep a piece of her in here.</font>
241
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Georgina, this is Chris.
This is Rose's boyfriend.</font>
242
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>
243
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello.</font>
244
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">The garbage goes
under the sink,</font>
245
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and now for the
piece de resistance,</font>
246
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">the field of play.</font>
247
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love it.</font>
248
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The nearest house
is across the lake.</font>
249
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's total privacy.</font>
250
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what
you're thinking.</font>
251
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
252
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I get it.</font>
253
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,034
<font face="Comic Sans MS">White family,
black servants.</font>
254
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a total cliche.</font>
255
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't gonna
take it there.</font>
256
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, you didn't have to.
Believe me.</font>
257
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
258
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We hired Georgina and Walter
to help care for my parents.</font>
259
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When they died,</font>
260
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I couldn't bear to
let them go. I mean...</font>
261
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, boy, I hate
the way it looks.</font>
262
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I know
what you mean.</font>
263
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:59,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">By the way, I would have voted for
Obama for a third term if I could.</font>
264
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Best president in my lifetime.
Hands down.</font>
265
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I agree.
Yeah.</font>
266
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So what do your
parents do, Chris?</font>
267
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh...</font>
268
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad wasn't
really in the picture.</font>
269
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My mom passed
away when I was 11.</font>
270
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I'm sorry.
How did she die?</font>
271
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A hit and run.</font>
272
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's awful.</font>
273
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
You were young.</font>
274
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Actually, I don't remember a
lot from that time, so...</font>
275
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, that's okay. We don't
have to talk about that.</font>
276
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You smoke, Chris?</font>
277
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm.</font>
278
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You jonesing
a little bit over there, huh?</font>
279
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm quitting.</font>
280
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, this is why I don't bring
people to the house anymore.</font>
281
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,034
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's okay.
We're not judging. We're not.</font>
282
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a nasty habit,
though.</font>
283
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You should have Missy take
care of that for you.</font>
284
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How?</font>
285
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hypnosis.</font>
286
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She developed a method, and I'm
telling you, it works like a charm.</font>
287
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow, um...</font>
288
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,176
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Some people
don't want strangers</font>
289
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">messing around in
their heads, guys.</font>
290
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen, Chris, I thought
it was total bullshit.</font>
291
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I smoked cigarettes
for 15 years.</font>
292
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I loved every
goddamn puff I took.</font>
293
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She puts me under once...</font>
294
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The sight of a cigarette
makes me want to vomit.</font>
295
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, fall back, Dean.</font>
296
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a service we provide.</font>
297
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm good, actually.</font>
298
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes.
Thank you, though.</font>
299
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, smoker or not,
we're thrilled to have you up here</font>
300
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for the big get-together.
Yeah.</font>
301
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, holy shit.
That's this weekend?</font>
302
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, this weekend.</font>
303
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What get-together?
Oh, my God.</font>
304
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, George.</font>
305
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Rose's grandfather's party.</font>
306
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad would throw
a shindig once a year.</font>
307
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get all his friends together,</font>
308
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">bocce ball, badminton...</font>
309
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, why didn't you
guys tell me about this?</font>
310
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it's the same day
every year, sweetheart.</font>
311
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, it's not.
- Um...</font>
312
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It is.
Actually, it is.</font>
313
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it really?</font>
314
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, that's where you'd be wrong.
- Yeah.</font>
315
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We just kept it up because after
they died, it felt like...</font>
316
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We keep them close to us.</font>
317
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, they're still with us.</font>
318
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted to
have a chill weekend.</font>
319
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sounds like fun, actually.</font>
320
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Georgina.</font>
321
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm so sorry.</font>
322
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's okay.</font>
323
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you go lay down?
Just get some rest.</font>
324
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, I think I will.</font>
325
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>
326
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My God, it must be very...</font>
327
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Sup, fam!</font>
328
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Jer-Bear.</font>
329
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, darling.
Hey, buddy.</font>
330
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,790
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nobody answers
the door around here?</font>
331
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Rosie.</font>
332
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would I lie, huh?</font>
333
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love it!</font>
334
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did she tell you about
her toenail collection?</font>
335
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?
Oh, my God!</font>
336
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She used to bite 'em off, suck on 'em,
and save 'em in a jewelry box.</font>
337
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't. I don't know
what you're talking about.</font>
338
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is so disgusting.</font>
339
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I fucking hate you.</font>
340
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, here's a good one.</font>
341
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, let me set the scene.
It was our junior year.</font>
342
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose has a crush on this guy,
Conner Garfield.</font>
343
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Conner Garfield.</font>
344
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Mom?</font>
345
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Jeremy, stop.</font>
346
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, these are good.</font>
347
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want to hear them.</font>
348
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, Rose,
where are your manners?</font>
349
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Our guest wants to
hear the stories, please.</font>
350
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
351
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So Conner's from my lacrosse team, right?
Huge kid, like 6'3".</font>
352
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And he's pretty dumb, right?
So we threw this party.</font>
353
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You threw a party.</font>
354
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think my parents
were in Greece or something.</font>
355
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We raided their liquor cabinet
and we're all shit-faced.</font>
356
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like 15 of us.</font>
357
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. Tell me
this isn't true, Rose.</font>
358
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
359
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I filled the liquor
bottles with water...</font>
360
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And let me finish?</font>
361
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-huh. Go ahead.
I'm curious.</font>
362
00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:01,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I'm upstairs hooking up with the
hottest girl in class, Jean Deely.</font>
363
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God.</font>
364
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You realize you're
coming off as, like,</font>
365
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the world's
biggest douchebag, right?</font>
366
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So Conner starts banging
on the bathroom door, right?</font>
367
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I open it</font>
368
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and blood's gushing from his mouth.
And he's screaming,</font>
369
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Your sister
bit my fucking tongue off!"</font>
370
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You bit him?
- What?</font>
371
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, to be fair,
it was my first kiss</font>
372
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he slipped some tongue
and I was not expecting it.</font>
373
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was a reflex.
I'm sorry.</font>
374
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A reflex that I have
since gotten rid of.</font>
375
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Yeah, you better be careful.</font>
376
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm very careful now.</font>
377
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:41,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna go get dessert. And, Dean,
maybe clean it up just a little bit?</font>
378
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, Chris, what's your sport?
Football? Baseball?</font>
379
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Basketball, mostly, I guess.</font>
380
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You an MMA fan?</font>
381
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude.</font>
382
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Dude" what?</font>
383
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
384
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Jeremy, why don't we let someone
else have the floor for a second?</font>
385
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're dating
my sister, right?</font>
386
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's dating my sister.
You had your chance.</font>
387
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't get to know
the guy?</font>
388
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You mean like UFC?</font>
389
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes.</font>
390
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nah, too brutal for me.</font>
391
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You ever get into
street fights as a kid?</font>
392
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did judo after school,
first grade.</font>
393
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,176
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw...
You should've seen me.</font>
394
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Judo?</font>
395
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause with your frame
and your genetic makeup,</font>
396
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">if you really
pushed your body,</font>
397
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I mean really train,
you know?</font>
398
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No pussyfooting around.
You'd be a fucking beast.</font>
399
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Carrot cake!</font>
400
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ooh!
Hi.</font>
401
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Carrot cake.</font>
402
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did I miss?</font>
403
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A whole bunch of nothing.</font>
404
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just talking about sports.
Right?</font>
405
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
406
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That sounds good.</font>
407
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So the thing
about jiu-jitsu is</font>
408
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">strength doesn't matter, right?
It's all about this.</font>
409
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a strategic game
like chess.</font>
410
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all about being two,
three, four moves ahead.</font>
411
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cool.</font>
412
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stand up.</font>
413
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jeremy, no karate
at the dinner table.</font>
414
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not karate, Ma.</font>
415
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, I got a rule.
No play-fighting with drunk dudes.</font>
416
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't play,
I'm just...</font>
417
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jeremy.</font>
418
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,077
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't gonna hurt him.</font>
419
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He was gonna put you
in a fucking headlock.</font>
420
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What is his problem?</font>
421
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He has never treated
any of my boyfriends that way.</font>
422
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ever, ever, ever.</font>
423
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm.</font>
424
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. And then my dad
with the "my man" stuff.</font>
425
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"My man, my man."</font>
426
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't think he's ever heard that
or said it. And now he just...</font>
427
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all he says.</font>
428
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yup.</font>
429
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, and my mom being
rude to Georgina?</font>
430
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck was that about?
That was so crazy.</font>
431
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean...</font>
432
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are they different
than that cop?</font>
433
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the fucking
bummer of it all.</font>
434
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm.</font>
435
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm?</font>
436
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything more
you'd like to add?</font>
437
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I told you so, like...</font>
438
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't want to say it.</font>
439
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say that.</font>
440
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like being wrong.</font>
441
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've noticed that.</font>
442
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I am sorry.</font>
443
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.
Wait. Come here. Come here.</font>
444
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.
This sucks.</font>
445
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? Why you saying "sorry"?</font>
446
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause I brought you here and
I'm related to all of them.</font>
447
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's fine.
It's fine.</font>
448
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?
Yeah?</font>
449
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-huh.
How are you so calm?</font>
450
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honestly, it's nothing.</font>
451
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I like you on your
racial flow, though.</font>
452
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this a racial flow?
Racial flow.</font>
453
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Am I feeling
a racial flow?</font>
454
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're
feeling racially flowy.</font>
455
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, fuck. The party.</font>
456
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How bad can it be?</font>
457
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They are so white.
Like, so white!</font>
458
00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all good.</font>
459
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?
Yeah.</font>
460
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,271
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know,
with my genetic makeup,</font>
461
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">shit gonna go down.</font>
462
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a beast.
I'm a beast!</font>
463
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you realize how
dangerous smoking is?</font>
464
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
465
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come in and sit with me.</font>
466
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please?</font>
467
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just for a little while.
Please.</font>
468
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
469
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you're
comfortable enough, right?</font>
470
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,668
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's perfect. Thanks.</font>
471
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sure.</font>
472
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna know
how it works?</font>
473
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just dangle a pocket watch in
front of people's faces? Is that it?</font>
474
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You watch a lot of TV.</font>
475
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When I was a kid.
Uh...</font>
476
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you're
feeling very sleepy.</font>
477
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We do use focal
points sometimes</font>
478
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to guide someone into a state
of heightened suggestibility.</font>
479
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Heightened suggestibility."</font>
480
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,437
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's right.
That's right.</font>
481
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you smoke in front
of my daughter?</font>
482
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna quit.
I promise.</font>
483
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my kid.
That is my kid.</font>
484
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You understand?</font>
485
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What about your mother?</font>
486
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What about her?
Wait, are we...</font>
487
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where were you when she died?</font>
488
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't want to
think about that.</font>
489
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Home. Watching TV.</font>
490
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you hear the TV?
What do you hear?</font>
491
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rain.</font>
492
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rain. It was raining.</font>
493
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
494
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You hear the rain?</font>
495
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm...</font>
496
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You hear it? Find it.</font>
497
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tell me when you've found it.</font>
498
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,672
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, Chris.
Look at me.</font>
499
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found it.</font>
500
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where was your mom?</font>
501
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She was coming home
and she wasn't home.</font>
502
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From work?</font>
503
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
504
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
505
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And what do you do?</font>
506
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing.</font>
507
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing.</font>
508
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just sat there.</font>
509
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You didn't call anyone?
No.</font>
510
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why not?</font>
511
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>
512
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought that if I did,
it would make it real.</font>
513
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
514
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're so scared.</font>
515
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You think it was your fault.</font>
516
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you feel now?</font>
517
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,068
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't move.</font>
518
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't move.</font>
519
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why can't I move?</font>
520
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're paralyzed.</font>
521
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just like that day
when you did nothing.</font>
522
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did nothing.</font>
523
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now,</font>
524
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">sink into the floor.</font>
525
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait, wait.
Sink.</font>
526
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you're in
the Sunken Place.</font>
527
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Sup, man?</font>
528
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're workin' you
good out here, huh?</font>
529
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing I don't want
to be doing.</font>
530
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
531
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:11,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't get to meet you,
actually, up close. I'm Chris.</font>
532
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know who you are.</font>
533
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She is lovely, isn't she?</font>
534
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose?</font>
535
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, she is.</font>
536
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One of a kind.
Top of the line.</font>
537
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A real doggone keeper.</font>
538
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
539
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry about last night.</font>
540
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
541
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My exercise.</font>
542
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't mean to scare you.</font>
543
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah.</font>
544
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And did it work?
Did what work?</font>
545
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were in Mrs. Armitage's
office for quite some time.</font>
546
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah.</font>
547
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm?</font>
548
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I guess I had too much
of that wine last night.</font>
549
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't really remember. Sorry.</font>
550
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I should get back to
work and mind my own business.</font>
551
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think your mom hypnotized
me last night.</font>
552
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
553
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When?</font>
554
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I went out for some air last night,
and I run into her.</font>
555
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I can barely
remember anything,</font>
556
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but now the thought of a cigarette
makes me wanna throw up.</font>
557
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
558
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry. I can't believe
she did that to you.</font>
559
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I had some
fucked-up dreams.</font>
560
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What'd you dream?</font>
561
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was in a hole or something.
And I couldn't move. It was like...</font>
562
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God. That sounds terrible.</font>
563
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>
564
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, uh, what's Walter's deal?</font>
565
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean "his deal"?</font>
566
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just talked to him.
Dude's whole vibe is hostile.</font>
567
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did he say something?</font>
568
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not what he says.
It's how he says it, you know?</font>
569
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
570
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe he likes you.</font>
571
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe he's jealous
or something. I don't...</font>
572
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you fucking with me?</font>
573
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
574
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you think I've got
a chance with him?</font>
575
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, you got jokes.
Put in a good word?</font>
576
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great. No, funny.</font>
577
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna talk to my dad about that.
That's not...</font>
578
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, don't talk to your dad.
It's not cool.</font>
579
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine, it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.</font>
580
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget about it. It's done.</font>
581
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
582
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, boy.</font>
583
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man.</font>
584
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It begins.</font>
585
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you ready for this?</font>
586
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I am.</font>
587
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not.</font>
588
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There they are.
Oh!</font>
589
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So nice.
How are you?</font>
590
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just smile.
Smile? All right.</font>
591
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you do that again?</font>
592
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, just smile
the whole time.</font>
593
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, there you go.
There it is.</font>
594
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, look,
it's the Greenes.</font>
595
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gordon and Emily,
this is Chris.</font>
596
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris, this is Gordon
and Emily Greene.</font>
597
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris. Nice to meet you.</font>
598
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to meet you, Chris.
Nice to meet you indeed.</font>
599
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, that's quite a grip.</font>
600
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you. You too, man.</font>
601
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You, uh, ever play golf?</font>
602
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm, once, a few years ago.
I wasn't very good.</font>
603
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gordon was a professional
golfer for years.</font>
604
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you kiddin'?</font>
605
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I can't quite swing the
hips like I used to, though.</font>
606
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, uh, I do know Tiger.</font>
607
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
608
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, that's great.
Super.</font>
609
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gordon loves Tiger.</font>
610
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, the best I've ever seen.</font>
611
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ever. Hands down.</font>
612
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, Chris, uh,
let's see your form.</font>
613
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Nelson and Lisa.</font>
614
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, how you doin'?</font>
615
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, how handsome is he?</font>
616
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know, are you handsome?</font>
617
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
618
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!
Not bad. Eh, Nelson?</font>
619
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, is it true?</font>
620
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it better?</font>
621
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, wow.</font>
622
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow.</font>
623
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fairer skin has been in favor for the
past, what, couple of hundreds of years?</font>
624
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But now the pendulum
has swung back.</font>
625
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Black is in fashion.</font>
626
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pardon me, I'm gonna
take some pictures.</font>
627
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sure thing.</font>
628
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There he is.
- Oh!</font>
629
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good to see another
brother around here.</font>
630
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. Yes, of course it is.</font>
631
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Something wrong?</font>
632
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you are.</font>
633
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do something with this.</font>
634
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, yes, yes.</font>
635
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, hello. I'm Philomena.
And you are?</font>
636
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris. Rose's boyfriend.</font>
637
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fantastic.</font>
638
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You two make a lovely couple.</font>
639
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>
640
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, where are my manners?</font>
641
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Logan. Logan King.</font>
642
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris was just telling me
how he felt</font>
643
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">much more comfortable
with my being here.</font>
644
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's nice.</font>
645
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Logan, I hate to tear you
away, dear, but</font>
646
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the Wincotts were
asking about you.</font>
647
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, mmm.</font>
648
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it was nice to
meet you, Chris.</font>
649
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:03,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Goodbye.</font>
650
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>
651
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ignorance.</font>
652
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who?</font>
653
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All of 'em.</font>
654
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They mean well but they have no
idea what real people go through.</font>
655
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jim Hudson.
Chris.</font>
656
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know who you are.</font>
657
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am an admirer of your work.
You have a great eye.</font>
658
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,748
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, Jim Hudson?
Hudson Galleries?</font>
659
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Believe me, the irony of being a
blind art dealer isn't lost on me.</font>
660
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How'd you do it?</font>
661
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My assistant describes the
work to me in great detail.</font>
662
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've got something.</font>
663
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The images you capture.
So brutal, so melancholic.</font>
664
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's powerful stuff, I think.</font>
665
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.
Hmm.</font>
666
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Used to dabble myself,
wilderness mostly.</font>
667
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I submitted to Nat Geo 14 times before
realizing I didn't have the eye.</font>
668
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I began dealing.
Then, of course, my vision went to shit.</font>
669
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn.</font>
670
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. Life can be
a sick joke.</font>
671
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One day, you're developing
prints in the darkroom.</font>
672
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The next day,
you wake up in the dark.</font>
673
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Genetic disease.</font>
674
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit ain't fair, man.</font>
675
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you got that right.
Shit ain't fair.</font>
676
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>
677
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, come here.</font>
678
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?
You left me out there.</font>
679
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at this.</font>
680
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She unplugged my phone.</font>
681
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who?</font>
682
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Georgina. I came here to talk
to Rod, and I got no juice.</font>
683
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you think she
did that because...</font>
684
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe she doesn't like</font>
685
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the fact that I'm with you.</font>
686
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really?</font>
687
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a thing.</font>
688
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you are so sexy that people
are just unpluggin' your phone?</font>
689
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget it. Never mind.</font>
690
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. Stop, don't...</font>
691
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that.
Don't...</font>
692
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
It's all good, all right?</font>
693
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They got you on
display now, huh?</font>
694
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's weird, man.
And it's the people here, too.</font>
695
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like they haven't met a black
person that doesn't work for 'em.</font>
696
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yep, you're in it.</font>
697
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Also, shit...</font>
698
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even wanna tell you.</font>
699
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
700
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got hypnotized last night.</font>
701
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nigga, get the fuck
outta here.</font>
702
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Yo, yo.
Yeah, to quit smoking.</font>
703
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But it's Rose's mom's
a psychiatrist, so...</font>
704
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bruh, I don't care if the bitch
is Iyanla Vanzant, okay?</font>
705
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She can't fix my motherfuckin' life.
You ain't gettin' in my head.</font>
706
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. She caught me
off guard, right?</font>
707
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But it's cool because
I'm cured. It worked.</font>
708
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bruh, how are you
not scared of this, man?</font>
709
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, they could've made you
do all types of stupid shit.</font>
710
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They'd have you fuckin'
barking like a dog,</font>
711
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">flying around
like you're a fuckin' pigeon,</font>
712
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">lookin' ridiculous, okay?</font>
713
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or, I don't know
if you know this,</font>
714
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">white people love makin'
people sex slaves and shit.</font>
715
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're
not a kinky sex family, dawg.</font>
716
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Jeffrey Dahmer was eating the
shit outta niggas' heads. Okay?</font>
717
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that was after
he fucked the heads.</font>
718
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you think they
saw that shit comin'?</font>
719
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hell no.</font>
720
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? They was comin'
over there like,</font>
721
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I'mma just suck a little dick,
maybe jiggle some balls and shit."</font>
722
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. They didn't get
a chance to jiggle shit</font>
723
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">because their head
was off their fuckin' body.</font>
724
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, they still sucked a dick,
but without their heads.</font>
725
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was fuckin' weird,
detached head shit.</font>
726
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, that's
Jeffrey Dahmer's business.</font>
727
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And thanks for that
image right there, man.</font>
728
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man, I ain't makin' this shit up.
I saw on A&E, man.</font>
729
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's real life.</font>
730
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, and it's the black people
out here, too.</font>
731
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like all of them
missed the movement.</font>
732
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause they
probably hypnotized.</font>
733
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, bruh, all I'm doin'
is connecting the dots.</font>
734
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm taking what you
presented to me, okay?</font>
735
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma tell you this.
I think that mom</font>
736
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">is puttin' everybody
in a trance,</font>
737
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and she's fuckin'
the shit out of 'em.</font>
738
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, Rod, bye.</font>
739
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello.
Fuck. Hi.</font>
740
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I owe you an apology.</font>
741
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How rude of me to have touched
your belongings without asking.</font>
742
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh...</font>
743
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's cool.
I was just confused.</font>
744
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,911
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I can assure you,
there was no funny business.</font>
745
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Allow me to explain.</font>
746
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I lifted your cellular phone
to wipe down the dresser,</font>
747
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and it accidentally
came undone.</font>
748
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I told... Rather than
meddle with it further,</font>
749
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I left it that way.</font>
750
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How foolish of me.</font>
751
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine.
I wasn't trying to snitch.</font>
752
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Snitch?</font>
753
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rat you out.</font>
754
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tattletale.</font>
755
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
756
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, don't you
worry about that.</font>
757
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can assure you,</font>
758
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't answer to anyone.</font>
759
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
760
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All I know is sometimes</font>
761
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">if there's too many white people,
I get nervous, you know?</font>
762
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. Oh!</font>
763
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No. No.</font>
764
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, no.</font>
765
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aren't you something?</font>
766
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's not my experience.</font>
767
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not at all.</font>
768
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Armitages are
so good to us.</font>
769
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They treat us like family.</font>
770
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This bitch is crazy.</font>
771
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The bitch is crazy.</font>
772
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, hey, hang on. Chris.</font>
773
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris, I wanna introduce you
to some friends.</font>
774
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is David
and Marcia Wincott,</font>
775
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ronald and Celia Jeffries,</font>
776
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hiroki Tanaka,</font>
777
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,596
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and Jessika and
Fredrich Walden.</font>
778
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Too many names
to remember, but hi.</font>
779
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you find that
being African-American</font>
780
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:45,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">has more advantage or
disadvantage in the modern world?</font>
781
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>
782
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a tough one.</font>
783
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, um, I don't know, man.</font>
784
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:57,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>
785
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, my man.</font>
786
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They were askin' me about the
African-American experience.</font>
787
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe you could take this one.</font>
788
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
789
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, well, I find that the
African-American experience</font>
790
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for me has been,
for the most part, very good.</font>
791
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Although I find it difficult
to go into detail</font>
792
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">as I haven't had much of a desire
to leave the house in a while.</font>
793
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We've become such homebodies.</font>
794
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, yes.</font>
795
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But even when you go into the city,
I've just had no interest.</font>
796
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The chores have become
my sanctuary.</font>
797
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fucking shit.</font>
798
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get out.</font>
799
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,672
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, man.
Logan.</font>
800
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get out!
Yo!</font>
801
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, chill, man.
Get out!</font>
802
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get outta here! Get outta here!
Chill! Chill, man! Chill!</font>
803
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get the fuck outta here!
Chill!</font>
804
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seizures create anxiety
which can trigger aggression.</font>
805
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,148
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, but randomly
attacking other people?</font>
806
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not random.</font>
807
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, it was your flash.
That's what set him off.</font>
808
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.
Well...</font>
809
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How's he doing?
He's much better.</font>
810
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I imagine that I owe
you all an apology.</font>
811
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>
812
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're just very happy
that you're yourself again.</font>
813
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. Yes, I am.
Hmm.</font>
814
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I thank God
for you for calming me down.</font>
815
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:44,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know that I must've
frightened you all quite a bit.</font>
816
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Especially you, Chris.</font>
817
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. I'm sorry.</font>
818
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The flash. I didn't know.</font>
819
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not.
How could you have?</font>
820
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you shouldn't
have been drinking, either.</font>
821
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes.</font>
822
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I'll have to
let you all get on</font>
823
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the rest of the night without
the aid of my marvelous wit.</font>
824
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The whole ordeal has made me
quite a bit exhausted.</font>
825
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Logan, you just
get some rest.</font>
826
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was nice
meeting you, Chris.</font>
827
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
828
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Something to lighten the mood?</font>
829
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes! Yeah, let's get this
party back on track.</font>
830
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about sparklers
and Bingo?</font>
831
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're gonna go on a walk.</font>
832
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You sure?</font>
833
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shall we?</font>
834
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My cousin's epileptic.</font>
835
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That wasn't a seizure, right?</font>
836
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad's a neurosurgeon.</font>
837
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that's what he said it was.
I'm inclined to trust...</font>
838
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,790
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That wasn't a seizure.
What was it then?</font>
839
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long have you
known that guy?</font>
840
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I met him today. Why?</font>
841
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, this is gonna
sound weird,</font>
842
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but when he came at me,</font>
843
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">it felt like I knew him.</font>
844
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like you've met Logan before?</font>
845
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't know Logan.
I knew the guy that come at me.</font>
846
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think your mom got in my head, all right?
I think she got in my head.</font>
847
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, and it worked,
I thought...</font>
848
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it did not.
It didn't work.</font>
849
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She got in my head,</font>
850
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and now I'm thinking all this fucked-up
shit that I don't want to think about.</font>
851
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like what?</font>
852
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just need to go.</font>
853
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna go?
Mmm-hmm.</font>
854
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Without me?</font>
855
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whatever you want.</font>
856
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I told you about that
night my mom died.</font>
857
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When I didn't call 911,
didn't go out looking for her.</font>
858
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
859
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1 hour went by,
then 2, then 3,</font>
860
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I just sat there.</font>
861
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was just watching TV.</font>
862
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's nothing
you could've done.</font>
863
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found out later
that, uh,</font>
864
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">she had survived
the initial hit.</font>
865
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She laid there bleeding
by the side of the road,</font>
866
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">cold and alone.</font>
867
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:11,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how she died in the
early morning, cold and alone.</font>
868
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I was watching TV.</font>
869
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was time. There was time.
You were just a little kid.</font>
870
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was time.</font>
871
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was time, if somebody
was looking for her.</font>
872
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was time, but nobody,
nobody was looking.</font>
873
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're all I got.</font>
874
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna leave here without you.
I'm not gonna abandon you, okay?</font>
875
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not?</font>
876
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, I'm not.</font>
877
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
878
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You scared me.</font>
879
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go home.</font>
880
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
881
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go home. This sucks.</font>
882
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This sucks. Let's go home.</font>
883
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make something up.</font>
884
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>
885
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you too, baby.</font>
886
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night.
Thank you.</font>
887
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, sweetie.</font>
888
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night, Chris!
It was great to meet you.</font>
889
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Asshole.</font>
890
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo!</font>
891
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's Dre.</font>
892
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dre?</font>
893
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Andre Hayworth. He used
to kick it with Veronica.</font>
894
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Veronica from what?</font>
895
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Teresa's sister, that worked at
the movie theater on Eighth!</font>
896
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, that is him!
That is him! But wait...</font>
897
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is so fucking crazy!</font>
898
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, he's different.</font>
899
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No shit. Why's he
dressed like that?</font>
900
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not that,
it's everything.</font>
901
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He came to the party with a white
woman 30 years older than him.</font>
902
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sex slave! Oh, shit!</font>
903
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris, you gotta get the
fuck up outta there, man!</font>
904
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation.
Leave, motherfucker.</font>
905
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:39,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
906
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gonna be a...
Hello? Chris?</font>
907
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit. His battery
must've fuckin' died.</font>
908
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, handsome.
Are you packing?</font>
909
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose, we gotta go.</font>
910
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We gotta go now.</font>
911
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.
Okay.</font>
912
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is everything okay?</font>
913
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll tell you in the car.
But we gotta go right now.</font>
914
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that okay?
Okay, yeah.</font>
915
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, let me go get my bag.
Okay.</font>
916
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
917
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:07,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>
918
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you ready?</font>
919
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm just looking
for my camera.</font>
920
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh...</font>
921
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's right here.</font>
922
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you got the keys? I'm gonna put
the bags in the trunk real quick.</font>
923
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
924
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, yeah.
They are in here somewhere.</font>
925
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just a matter of finding them.
Yeah.</font>
926
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You okay?</font>
927
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah.</font>
928
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
929
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Might take me a second.</font>
930
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, uh...</font>
931
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, you can't
find those keys?</font>
932
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. I can never find them.</font>
933
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's do this on the move.</font>
934
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:14,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
935
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris?
Just get the keys.</font>
936
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo.
Yo, man.</font>
937
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where you going?
The party was just getting started.</font>
938
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just putting the bags
in the car, man.</font>
939
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:29,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would anyone like tea?</font>
940
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nah, I'm good.
We leavin', actually.</font>
941
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really? Why?
Is something wrong?</font>
942
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose?
His dog got really sick.</font>
943
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So he has to be at the vet
first thing in the morning.</font>
944
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:40,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sick.
Yeah.</font>
945
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, how terrible.</font>
946
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Rose, the keys.
- Looking.</font>
947
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose?</font>
948
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What is your
purpose, Chris?</font>
949
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
950
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In life, what is your purpose?</font>
951
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:13,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right now,</font>
952
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">it's finding those keys.</font>
953
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fire.</font>
954
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a reflection
of our own mortality.</font>
955
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're born, we breathe,
and we die.</font>
956
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose?</font>
957
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm looking.</font>
958
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Even the sun will die someday.</font>
959
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But we are divine.</font>
960
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We are the gods
trapped in cocoons.</font>
961
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose...</font>
962
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:44,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know where they are.</font>
963
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose?</font>
964
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:48,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose!
Rose, give me those keys!</font>
965
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rose, give me...</font>
966
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give me those keys.
Rose, now! Now, the keys!</font>
967
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Be careful, bro.</font>
968
01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:58,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>
969
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:00,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't do anything.</font>
970
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck
is going on?</font>
971
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are those keys, Rose?</font>
972
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I can't give you
the keys, right, babe?</font>
973
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
974
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>
975
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is he hurt?
Did you see him drop?</font>
976
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, I did.
Jeremy, grab his legs, please.</font>
977
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take him downstairs.
Dean, help him.</font>
978
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can get him alone.</font>
979
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:58,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you can't.</font>
980
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,176
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've already
damaged him enough.</font>
981
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, fine.</font>
982
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
983
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ready?
Mind his head. Please.</font>
984
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Easy.</font>
985
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna drop him.</font>
986
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:20,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I'm not.</font>
987
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not gonna give me
a little credit?</font>
988
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, that was my fault.</font>
989
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were
one of my favorites.</font>
990
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You hear that, Chris?
Huh?</font>
991
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're one of her favorites. Chris?</font>
992
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:02,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, it's Chris.</font>
993
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm either away from the phone or I
just don't wanna talk to you. Peace.</font>
994
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris!</font>
995
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:25,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, it's Chris.</font>
996
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm either away from the phone or I
just don't wanna talk to you. Peace.</font>
997
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:34,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
998
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me too.</font>
999
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...College Fund.</font>
1000
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A mind is a terrible
thing to waste.</font>
1001
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Millions of Americans
feel the effects of aging.</font>
1002
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>
1003
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>
1004
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is there anything
more beautiful than a sunrise?</font>
1005
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:52,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. I'm Roman Armitage.</font>
1006
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:57,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if you're watching this, you're
probably wondering what's going on.</font>
1007
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's no need to worry.</font>
1008
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's take a walk.</font>
1009
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:07,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You have been chosen because
of the physical advantages</font>
1010
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">you've enjoyed
your entire lifetime.</font>
1011
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">With your natural gifts
and our determination,</font>
1012
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we could both be
part of something greater.</font>
1013
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,911
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Something perfect.</font>
1014
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:27,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Coagula procedure
is a man-made miracle.</font>
1015
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Our order has been developing
it for many, many years,</font>
1016
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and it wasn't until
recently it was perfected</font>
1017
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:41,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">by my own flesh and blood.</font>
1018
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:48,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My family and I are honored to offer it
as a service to members of our group.</font>
1019
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't waste your strength,
don't try to fight it.</font>
1020
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't stop the inevitable.
And who knows?</font>
1021
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:02,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe one day, you'll enjoy
being members of the family.</font>
1022
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Behold,</font>
1023
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:10,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the Coagula.</font>
1024
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>
1025
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Mr...</font>
1026
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Williams. Rod Williams.</font>
1027
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From the TSA?</font>
1028
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:47,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, ma'am.</font>
1029
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know all TSA issues should be brought
up with your authorizing officer.</font>
1030
01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, ma'am, but this
is not TSA business.</font>
1031
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:58,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, don't call me "ma'am."
Otherwise we're not gonna get along.</font>
1032
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How can I help you,
Rod Williams from the TSA?</font>
1033
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, here it is.
Mmm.</font>
1034
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My boy, Chris, has been
missing for 2 days.</font>
1035
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your son is missing?</font>
1036
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:14,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no. Not my son,
my friend. He's 26.</font>
1037
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">His name is Chris Washington.</font>
1038
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:23,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He left on Friday with
his girlfriend, Rose Armitage.</font>
1039
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's white.</font>
1040
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Go on.</font>
1041
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Chris was supposed
to come back on Sunday, right?</font>
1042
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,908
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I've been watching his dog, Sid.</font>
1043
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's Sid.</font>
1044
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cute, right?</font>
1045
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So Chris sent this to me from his
girlfriend's parents' house.</font>
1046
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See, that's Andre Hayworth.</font>
1047
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? Somebody we knew
from back in the day.</font>
1048
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:50,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Apparently, he's been missing for
6 months in some affluent suburb.</font>
1049
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, he don't look
so missing to me.</font>
1050
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's 'cause we
found him, right?</font>
1051
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But Chris said
he's acting real different.</font>
1052
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:58,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Different how?</font>
1053
01:16:58,840 --> 01:16:59,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This dude is from Brooklyn.</font>
1054
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Huh? He didn't dress
like this.</font>
1055
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't use to
dress like this.</font>
1056
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Plus he's married to a
white woman twice his age.</font>
1057
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that would explain
the clothes. All right.</font>
1058
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:14,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Lord! Rod Williams
from the TSA.</font>
1059
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know, I know, I know.</font>
1060
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I'm trying to
work towards this.</font>
1061
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, what I'm about to
tell you gonna sound crazy.</font>
1062
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:21,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You ready?
All right.</font>
1063
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Try me.</font>
1064
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I believe they've been
abducting black people,</font>
1065
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:31,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">brainwashing 'em, making 'em work
for 'em as sex slaves and shit.</font>
1066
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:32,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, sorry about the "shit."</font>
1067
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:34,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry.</font>
1068
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on a second.</font>
1069
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then he sent me some
weird picture and I'm like,</font>
1070
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:45,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Oh, man,
that's Andre Hayworth."</font>
1071
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This dude been missing
for 6 months, right?</font>
1072
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I do all my research,
you know, 'cause as a TSA agent...</font>
1073
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys are detectives?
I got the same training, you know?</font>
1074
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We might know more
than y'all sometimes.</font>
1075
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause we dealin' with
some terrorist shit, so...</font>
1076
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's a
totally different story.</font>
1077
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, look, I go do
my detective work, right?</font>
1078
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I start putting
pieces together.</font>
1079
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, see, this is
what I came up with.</font>
1080
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:08,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're probably abducting black people,
brainwashing 'em and making 'em slaves.</font>
1081
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:11,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or sex slaves. Not just regular slaves,
but sex slaves and shit.</font>
1082
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:17,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See, I don't know if it's the hypnosis
that's making 'em slaves or whatnot,</font>
1083
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but all I know is they already
got two brothers we know,</font>
1084
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and there could be a whole bunch
of brothers they got already.</font>
1085
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the next move?</font>
1086
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:39,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And don't ever, ever say that
I don't do nothin' for you.</font>
1087
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:47,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! White girls.
Oh, they get you every time.</font>
1088
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>
1089
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Magic ain't real.</font>
1090
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">None of this shit makes sense.</font>
1091
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:13,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
1092
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:15,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris?</font>
1093
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, um...</font>
1094
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:21,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, what up?
Rose, it's me, Rod.</font>
1095
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>
1096
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:24,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where's Chris?</font>
1097
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He left 2 days ago.</font>
1098
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:29,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He left?</font>
1099
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:34,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. He got all paranoid,
and then he freaked out on me.</font>
1100
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then he just got
in a cab and left his phone.</font>
1101
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait. You haven't seen him?</font>
1102
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, he never came back here.</font>
1103
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
1104
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, look, I've been calling
his phone a bunch of times.</font>
1105
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Matter of fact,
I went to the police.</font>
1106
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did you say?</font>
1107
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just said he was missing.</font>
1108
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, good. Uh...</font>
1109
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me ask you somethin'.</font>
1110
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:05,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What cab company
did he, uh, use to leave?</font>
1111
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, gosh.</font>
1112
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I guess
maybe a local one.</font>
1113
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or I guess he could've
called an Uber?</font>
1114
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, wait. I'm so confused.</font>
1115
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you confused? Okay.</font>
1116
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know somethin'? Me too.</font>
1117
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Could you hold on one second?
Okay.</font>
1118
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Hold on.</font>
1119
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:31,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You lyin' bitch. She is lyin' like
a motherfucker. I know that...</font>
1120
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ooh, that TSA shit tingles.
This motherfucker's lying.</font>
1121
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I got you.
I'm gonna record your ass.</font>
1122
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma record
the shit outta you.</font>
1123
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You talk too goddamn much.
You're gonna say somethin'.</font>
1124
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on. Record.</font>
1125
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Speaker.</font>
1126
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:49,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Unmute.</font>
1127
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Rose?</font>
1128
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-huh?
Um...</font>
1129
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:58,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So last time I talked to Chris,
he told me your mama hypnotized him.</font>
1130
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rod, just stop.</font>
1131
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Huh?</font>
1132
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know why you're calling.</font>
1133
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:09,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why is that?</font>
1134
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's kind of obvious,
don't you think?</font>
1135
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:14,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
1136
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That there's something
between us.</font>
1137
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. What you talkin' about, girl?
I called you about Chris.</font>
1138
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:24,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Rod, whenever we'd go out,
I remember you looking at me.</font>
1139
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck you...
No! Chris is my best friend.</font>
1140
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, if you did
somethin' to him...</font>
1141
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you think about
fucking me, Rod.</font>
1142
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ain't nobody thought about fucking you.
Why would you say some stupid shit?</font>
1143
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the... You ass! Fuck you!
I didn't wanna...</font>
1144
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:37,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you! Bye!</font>
1145
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit!</font>
1146
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God! She's so...
She's a fuckin'... She's a...</font>
1147
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's a genius.</font>
1148
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait, wait, wait.</font>
1149
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Chris.</font>
1150
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How's it going, buddy?</font>
1151
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:33,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can answer.
There's an intercom in the room.</font>
1152
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where's Rose?</font>
1153
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you dirty dog.</font>
1154
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're one of the lucky ones,
trust me.</font>
1155
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:46,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jeremy's wrangling method
sounds way less pleasant.</font>
1156
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:50,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm supposed to answer
any outstanding questions,</font>
1157
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">concerns you may have so far.</font>
1158
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Apparently, our common
understanding of the process</font>
1159
01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:00,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">has a positive impact on the
success rate of the procedure.</font>
1160
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You could give a shit,
right? Okay.</font>
1161
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me just tell you
what it is.</font>
1162
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:14,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Phase one was the hypnotism.</font>
1163
01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:16,271
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how they sedate you.</font>
1164
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Phase two is this.</font>
1165
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:22,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mental preparation.
It's basically psychological pre-op.</font>
1166
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:25,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pre-op?</font>
1167
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For phase 3.</font>
1168
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The transplantation.</font>
1169
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, partial, actually.</font>
1170
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:39,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The piece of your brain connected
to your nervous system</font>
1171
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:44,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">needs to stay put, keeping those
intricate connections intact.</font>
1172
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you won't be gone,
not completely.</font>
1173
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:52,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A sliver of you will still be in there,
somewhere, limited consciousness.</font>
1174
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:59,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'll be able to see and hear</font>
1175
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">what your body is doing,</font>
1176
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but your existence
will be as a passenger.</font>
1177
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">An audience. You'll live in...</font>
1178
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Sunken Place.</font>
1179
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you're in the Sunken Place.</font>
1180
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. That's what
she calls it.</font>
1181
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:30,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I'll control the motor
functions, so I'll be...</font>
1182
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:31,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me.</font>
1183
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'll be me.</font>
1184
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:37,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good, good.</font>
1185
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got it quick. Good on you.</font>
1186
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why us, huh?</font>
1187
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why black people?</font>
1188
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:52,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who knows?</font>
1189
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">People want a change.
Some people wanna be stronger,</font>
1190
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">faster, cooler.</font>
1191
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Black is in fashion.</font>
1192
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:06,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But please don't lump me in with that.
I could give a shit what color you are.</font>
1193
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:11,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. What I want is deeper.</font>
1194
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want your eye, man.</font>
1195
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:21,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want those things
you see through.</font>
1196
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:25,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is crazy.</font>
1197
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:29,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I'm done.</font>
1198
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, no.</font>
1199
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jeremy?</font>
1200
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:25,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You fuck!</font>
1201
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You fuck.</font>
1202
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you!</font>
1203
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:39,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on! Come on!</font>
1204
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:46,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.</font>
1205
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:50,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Three Mississippi.
Four Mississippi.</font>
1206
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:21,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">911. What's your emergency?</font>
1207
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:24,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm at the Armitage house.
My name is Chris.</font>
1208
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:26,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, sir,
can you repeat that?</font>
1209
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm at the Armitage...</font>
1210
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:44,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.
Don't do it, don't do it.</font>
1211
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do it. Just fuckin' go.</font>
1212
01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:11,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Grandma.</font>
1213
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:30,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You ruined my house!</font>
1214
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get him, Grandpa.</font>
1215
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:34,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn you!</font>
1216
01:35:54,120 --> 01:35:55,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me do it.</font>
1217
01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:09,870
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris, I'm so sorry.</font>
1218
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's me.</font>
1219
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I love you.</font>
1220
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:18,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>
1221
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>
1222
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Help. Help.</font>
1223
01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:15,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Help. Help me.</font>
1224
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:23,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>
1225
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:29,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chris!</font>
1226
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:09,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, I told you
not to go in that house.</font>
1227
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:15,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean...</font>
1228
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:23,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How'd you find me?</font>
1229
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm T-S-motherfuckin'-A.</font>
1230
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:34,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We handle shit.</font>
1231
01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:37,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what we do.</font>
1232
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:43,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Consider this situation
fuckin' handled.</font>