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The Chattering Chismosas
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Squid-on-a-Stick
By: Itzi Garcia Contreras
The first season of Squid Game
ended off on a suspenseful (and for some,
quite frustrating) note as lead actor Lee Jung-
Jae, playing the role of Seong Gi-Hun, made
a dramatic last-second decision. The creators
left us on a cliffhanger, sitting at the edge of
our seats waiting for the release of season 2
which seemed so far away.
Now, with recording for season 2 of
Squid Game coming to a close, we can let
out a sigh of relief as we come ever closer to
the release date so we can finally figure out
what the creators have in store for us
viewers. With, presumably, another round of
Squid Game about to go underway, we can’t
help but guess who may fill in the roles of all
456 players (and maybe unmasked Masked
Men). After all, we, like the VIPs in the
show, want to cast our bets at who may
become the winners of the next game (just
don’t go spending your life spendings).
However, recent speculation suggests
who one of those new players may be. It has
been confirmed by insiders that Bobby
Bowman (BooG!e), better known for his role
of “T-Bo” on Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly,
will be a part of the suspenseful saga. Now,
we don’t think our childhood pal will be
serving Lee Jung-Jae or Gong Yoo any of his
signature foods-on-a-stick, but we can
be sure to expect him to serve some of us a
dose of nostalgia and familiarity as he
makes his debut on the South Korean hit
show. The set is quite the change compared
to the Groovy Smoothie, but we think he’ll
have no problem fitting in. We’re unsure of
the role that he will be playing, whether
that be a Masked Man, one of the 456
players, or any other role that the creators
seek to fill, but we are excited nonetheless
and will keep our readers updated if any
more news happens to come out.
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Malcolm in… Hell’s Kitchen?
By: Amanda Gomes
SPICY!
Dewey (the little guy from Malcolm
in The Middle), and the world’s most
belligerent chef, Gordon Ramsey, were seen
on the streets of New York last night
arguing over a bowl of chili.
The bean stew, made by young
Dewey, had been kept in his purse for
safekeeping if he was to ever run into
Ramsey.
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When the two met, Dewey excitedly HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD?
took out his bowl of Chili from his purse. But it
seems like the British chef wasn't too keen on Now you have! Meet
the Chili, having spit it out immediately upon Soni, the newest
trying it, exclaiming there was a hair stuck in addition to our
the spoonful he had just put in his mouth. Chattering Flock!

Our Chismosas have been going crazy for

All of a sudden, witnesses say Dewey
went into a rage and smacked Ramsey across
the face with his purse. While Ramsey remained
conscious with little signs of injury, his pristine
chef’s uniform was covered in days-old chili.
Too bad there wasn't any chili left for us!
Soni! He’s been here for a while, but it’s his
second day meeting the rest of the flock and
his personality is shining through.
One green birdie has not been very happy
about Soni, especially because his beloved
lemony wife seems to have taken an interest
to him!

Mango: He’s so cute, his yellow face

reminds me of another pretty

Soap Opera!
yellow bird… Me!
By: Seth Avalos
Celebrity Terry Crews recently checked
into a hotel in Pasadena, while his house was
receiving remodels, after checking out, custodians Pippo: I don’t like him. He’s ugly.
found a half-used bottle of Axe Body Wash left in
The hierarchy of the flock is in
his Suite's Bathroom. Upon arrival, paparazzi
immediately confronted Terry Crews immediately Jeopardy.
denied having the axe body wash in his
possession, pulling out what was identified as an
Old Spice: Fiji body wash. After smell inspection, Sapphire: Another friend! He looks
he did not give off citrus hints but rather mint
scents via the Mint Axe body Wash. In which he like me but he sounds very different!
came clean, that his wife, Rebecca claimed that I guess he has an accent.
she prefers the Axe over Old Spice and that it
wasn't his choice.
Terry Crews endorses many products; he
is renowned for his face in Old Spice Coupon for
commercials, grossing over 6 million in income
from it alone. ONE
We are still to hear what Old Spice has to free head scratch.
say about this situation, however Terry Crews has Don’t get stingy.
been removed from being the cover of their
website.

Jurassic Blunder!
By: Elizabeth Maley
Courteney Cox (better known for her role as
Monica Geller on the hit television series “Friends”)
shocks viewers by being a baker on the Netflix
original show “Nailed It.” Courteney’s’ character
Monica was an aspiring chef during her tenure on
“friends” however she was known for “pulling a
Monica” and making messes and mistakes in the
kitchen in a comical way. Monica thought she was
the best chef and tried to prove it to everyone.
During her appearance on “Nailed It” Courteney
shocked viewers with just how alike she is to her
character while attempting to complete a Jurassic
themed cake.
Just like Monica Courteney, she had a few
hilarious blunders resulting in her cake looking a lot
like a tar pit from than a scene in Jurassic Park. The
judges had a good laugh at the fear of having to taste
the abomination in front of them. In the end to no
one’s surprise Courteney was eliminated but it was
definitely a remarkable loss.
Could She Come Back Like a Boomerang?
By: Alyssia Valdez
Jojo Siwa, an infamous icon for both children
and adults, has changed the game for future
influencers. From constantly being yelled at for her
dancing ability on Dance Moms, to now being one
of the most famous dancers in the world, Siwa has
sure come a long way. Recently, Siwa has been a
contestant on the tv classic, Dancing with the Stars
which has caused quite the controversy. Not only has
her participation in the show caused a stir within the
tv watching community but it has also caused a stir
within Siwa's personal relationships. Anonymous
sources have claimed that Siwa had fallen for her
partner during Dancing with the Stars which could
have impacted her relationship with her girlfriend at
the time. As of today, Siwa and her girlfriend are no
longer together but there is no confirmed reason for
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their breakup.
Jojo Siwa's controversy on Dancing with
the Stars lies within the question of if it is fair
for a trained dancer to be on a dancing
competition with contestants who are not
experienced? Many people on the internet have
argued this question back and forth but no
conclusion has been made. Jojo Siwa continues
to do what she does best, which is thrive in
negative environments. Even if Jojo Siwa was to
receive all the hate on the internet, you can
count on her to come back like a boomerang.
Beverly Hillbillies No More!
By: Ketevan Ferrera
Beverly Hillbillies star Max Baer who
played Jethro Bodine on the hit comedy “The
Beverley Hillbillies” struck it rich on Saturday
night. Baer was visiting Las Vegas and was in
the high limits area of the Bellagio when he hit a
5-million-dollar jackpot on a progressive slot
machine. Like the series, when Jed hit the
“Black Gold” or “Texas Tea” of oil, Baer swore
he was moving to Beverly Hills to live out his
life in Fashion. Baer who is not married
reportedly asked a nearby waitress to marry him
and move to Beverly Hills with him. Reports
were that the waitress said, "Hell No".
When asked about the developments,
Buddy Ebsen, the star of the old show, said he
was happy for Baer, but that it should have been
him to win the jackpot
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When asked for a response from Granny
(Irene Ryan) they were sadly told she passed
away over 15 years ago. Baer swore he would
find the old wagon used in the sitcom and take
his belongings in the wagon to Beverly Hills.
Battle for Love
By: Ramzie Nielson
The last episode of the bachelorette was
not as traditional as what everybody is used to.
Lola Bunny was this season’s bachelorette, and
she was torn between Bugs Bunny and Chris
Hemsworth. She found both of them dreamy
and irresistible. The show decided to embark in
a twist of events and have the men fight to see
who the best bachelor was.
The fight was ruthless. It seemed like
Chris Hemsworth was the one to win, but Bugs
Bunny was able to pin him down quicker than
anticipated.
Did Chris go into the fight too
confident? Some say he did.
Bugs pinned Chris down just after
one minute in the ring. He used his bunny
strength to get him pinned. Chris fought
back, of course. He got up and got in a few
punches, but he was no match for Bugs’
kicks. His bunny leg strength overpowered
Chris’ punch. Some even say Bugs knocked
some teeth out of Chris’ mouth.
In the end, Lola chose Bugs because
he won fair and square. This kept many fans
upset, but not as upset as Chris. He left the
show in tears with a bloody face and a
broken nose. Many say he lost his dignity
after that fight, and Chris Hemsworth likely
agrees. The macho mighty man that
everybody once loved, is now a softy who
can’t even beat a bunny in a fight.
Goodbye Chris Hemsworth, hello
Bugs Bunny.

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