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Morons from
lnner SPace?
a critical look at
*KAIW#fr channeled
communications
by Phil Hine
2
"The brain has two hemispheres, with different, inter- Channelers seem to lack is that of discrimination, which
connected functions. The brain of the planet also has two is very necessary whenever one approaches
hcmispheres. The neurons of one are composed of human communications between humans and higher entities,
beings. The neurons of the other are composed of whether they be dolphins, deities, extra-terrestrials or
cotacean beings, dolphins and whales. It is time for the intelligent poodles from Sirius B. Magicians who employ
two hemispheres to work together, in our individual lives the magical techniques of post-Golden Dawn systems
and in the life of the planet" tend, in my experience, to approach the whole area of
inner-plane contacts with a good deal of healthy
(Tools for Peace - channeled by Andrew Ramer). skepticism (another quaiity which seems to be sadly
for
Douglas Adams eat your heafi out. So long and thanlcs lacking in new age philosophy). Thelemic magicians
all the fish. It's the standard stuff about the Right often test. the validity of a contact by, pronouncing those
Brain-Left Brain divide that fails to be convincing. Surely fateful words " Do What Thou Wilt Shall be The Whole
if the whales were really hip to what's going on they'd be of Tlte Law", to which the entity makes the suitable
into the new brain paradigms - holography and rejoinder, or disappears, shrieking, into the nearest astral
psychoneural monism. It's interosting however, that very discontinuity. A similar check involves mentally
often, the fonts of wisdom appear to be endangered projecting the seal of the A.'.A.'. onto ths entity. The
species. Dolphins, Red Indians, & Aborigines have all cross-examination of entities using symbolism and
sulfered extensively at the hands of us well-fed White gematria is also often resorted. Such methods, together
folks. We ripped off the wealth of the Asian subcontinent with ritual (or other) techniques help ensure that the
and then swarmed over there in droves to seek spiritual beings invoked are who they claim'they are. Like most
enlightenment. Maybe behind all this new age bit is the other magicians who go around invoking all manner of
guilt of the overfed trying not to feel impotcnt while the 'orrible things...sorry, inner-plane adepts.. I've received a
world changes around them. That's what is so attractive wirie variety of communications from various entities
about the channelers' entities. They don't ask us to do over lhe years. The major difference between me and a
anything as unattractive as look at what's happening channeler is that I don't think the kind of entities I hang
bchind the scenes. No, they wrap reality up in ribbons out with are good role models for the new age audience
and glitter so that life becomes a conlinuously-looping (maybe if I cleaned up my act a bit - who knows?). These
Walt Disney dreamworld. communications are only relevant to me and I'm certainly
not going to offer them up as great cosmic insights. What
What seetns to be implicit here is that messages from I do tlemand is that they make sense, if only in terms of
"higher beings" (whatever their alleged source) are what I've been doing recently. Any one can go on about
automatically benign and helpful. Quite a turnabout from cosmic love, harrnony, beauty and heavy karma (..maan)
the 'fifties, when the aliens brought to us by Hollywood but it's much more instructive when the message is
came down out of the skies to ravage, rape our daughters informative,in terms of pointers on how to look at a
and take over the world for no very good reason. Maybe particular issue, problem, or internally-consistent
they've just changed their act. After all, they should know symbolic messages. There does seem to be a kind of
by now that if they come barging in with death rays cumulative degeneration of the quality of such
blazing we'll just nuke them into radioactive debris. So communications. Having read quite a wide variety of such
they've adopted the soft-sell approach - they're going to stuff recently, tr see a kind of pattern emerging. The initial
love us to dcath, 'till we're smothered under a security con[act with an entity can produce some quite startling
blanket of bliss. transmissions - in terms of synthesising information in
They've also found a message that is attractive - one that new ways.Then, as the recipient becomes more and more
says it's ok to have money, a Porsche, etc, and that bound up with the communications, they degenerate in
spirituality is about loving yourself. Channeled entities terms of quality of information until one is hearing the
witt tett you abopt your wonderful past incarnations in kind of cosmic mind-mush which, rhough it sounds good,
Lemuria or Atlantis, what you did, who your panner was is rather obvious. It seems that, the more a person
and so forth. There is even an element of spiritual sale identifies (in terms of ego-involvement) with an entity,
sex involved, as some Channelers practice a form of the less original the topics of communication become.
psychic energy-sharing using crystals placed over the Before long the recipient of such messages begins to hail
ttt ttut of Channeler and client. Quick, somebody tell themselves as Priest/Priestess of the "mysteries" revealed
Richard Branson! The higher beings naturally have had a exclusively to them, and the foundation of a small cult
lot to say about AIDS, the message ranging from AIDS that is going to save the world shortly follows. All of
being the result of negative karma (?) to an ultimately which begs the question of just what is going on when we
benign attempt at social engineering. The quality that the contact these entities? A difficult one, this' How we try
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are how we
how we structure meanlng perceptual limitations' Inner-plane entities
and answer it says more about into chaos' They
of
inner realms' The tend to conceptuallse these windows
;;;ty ".toul
o'gunisation
is that all these entities ;;;^t indeiendent entities so that we can make sense
Channeler-type answer of course ;;';; incoming dau' Their personalities
-belief
are usuallv
beings hanging aboutaround the astral Hence the
;;*^;*^1, ."paru," party) until^ ,onrurr"nt with the
recipient's .system'
(no doubt ut u itu"'-"=nding cocktail on.where vou
nlanes
J"uu"t reassurance to a gpup of ;;;
f;.*. of the entities' depending
"dilil,il'to and the il"i.i". itt" seat of wisdom is' be it ESYP! Sirius B' or
second mortgages Usually' it seems'
some draughry monastery in Tibet'
disease'
t""tl'ntit'"0*t heart
Dow.Jonesindex.AnufferSkepticmightanswerthatthey aoto,natically generated as one focuses
unreal' A magician might these entities a,"
." and therefore towards any one vector' but
"ri1*"ginary
*hil" th"t" endries do not have a whollv *ill -O imagination as.an act of will' so
;;; }rai
not fictitious People o""u.ionaffy en-tities can be generated
;bj;il;;istence, they are within which personal
to oi"tft" imagination as a source of ;at*];Q;s$" can be established
-either'
and eventually
still tend speak
thaiis somehow less ieat than everything
else' il;, ;;i innerworlds can be At this,point
explored
the whole
inner-plane contacts i;r*;;
into one's psychocosm'
"-p"ri""""
lriint"r"rting
-U" model for examining of tht t*p"tience breaks down' as
f""""0 within William Gibson's novel' iJ;;rh" "reality" in
.--- characters is an these entities
are not simply "seiondary personalities"
itororouo.er. one of the major
ifr" pu,frofogical sense, but constructs
w!11-are
"yt::::.'.
Artificial Intelligence which manipulates a cast of humans -properties- of our information-processing capaclty
do this itmust
to further its own ends' To successfully It ini"'ru.ting with that which lies beyond
it'
it wishes to manipulate'
establish a rapport with those it
- personalities which
il;;it Ly gen".urin E constructs
of
Sohowdoesthisrelatetothehigherbeings.ascontacted
Channelers? I feel that this is a
question
wears like masks' ttt'i'ing them
oui of the memories * ;; n*'i ug"
"Rgain, from personal experience' most
rhe humans it wishes io Jontu"r.
It explains that it needs ;i ;!g,;
point access - an interface - magicians I have encountered
who make use of
iit"*-.*tt to establish a of-
contacts are doing so as
part of
going beyond
beNeenitsownexperienceandtheperceptuailimitsof innerworld
ilit*t; of normatity; of finding ay ed.ge.and pushing
human beings. in abyss
accounts of it repeatedly over it' sifiing for insighs
brought very much to mind "*r"fttt cin te tther hand' the age channelers
Reading this new
human-entity contacts' Pariicularly
a sentence in Dion ;;;;y;; equivalent
Doctrine' which reads: ;; ; want nothing more rhan theItspiritual they
rotion"'t Tte Cosmic pacifier. is^as though
"from outside the
"What we are you cannot realise and
it is a waste of time "i."'"_ov_navoured-infanr
are channeling not so much
lnformation
on much from within it -
human knowledge-pool, but very
us
,o ,ry-A but you can imagine (italics.mine)
do so
your of culture in
;" il; phne and we can contact you through ,tr"":'itigrt.-uutio,ity" control programs .a
not real or materialism and a
ilil#;ano tr,ougtr vour.mental lit'Yl" is n""O of"u mysticism which embraces
of the world' Strip
bland, "I'm Ok - so there!"
and actual"' view
act;I, the results of it are real the O]tlt"U Eastern
of inner-plane contacts ffi' *" therapol jargon and.
Dion For$ne made extensive use in his i-,yrii.ir*, and the nt* ig" consciousness is revealed as