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Fiasco-Half A Million Dollars in A Grocery Bag
Fiasco-Half A Million Dollars in A Grocery Bag
IN A GROCERY BAG
A FIASCO PLAYSET BY JASON MORNINGSTAR
half a million dollars
in a grocery bag
CREDITS
Boilerplate
This playset is an accessory for the Fiasco role-playing game by Bully
Pulpit Games.
Because somebody did. And chances are they are going to miss their
grocery bag as much as you love it.
Movie Night
A Simple Plan, Dope, No Country for Old Men, Money for Nothing, Shallow Grave,
Millions, Too Late for Tears, Million to Juan, La Horse, Dreizehn Stühle, The
Million Pound Note
NOTE
The Object in this playset is fixed, but will acquire two dice during the
Setup just like everything else. In practice you can treat it like a normal
Object, because the first die will tie it to a Relationship. The second
will probably be the last one chosen. Regardless, you don’t need to do
anything special to make it work.
Relationships...
1 WORK
1 My third job; your fourth job
2 Competing ambitious toolbags
3 Boss and minion
4 Customer and employee
5 The brains (without brains) and the money (without money)
6 Brand new and been around forever
3 FRIENDS
1 Since forever
2 Since it became convenient
3 With weird benefits
4 And also enemies
5 Of the same cool person, but not friends themselves
6 Bonding over a shared hobby
4 FIENDS
1 Meth
2 Coke
3 Pot
4 Sex
5 “Gingitsune: Messenger Fox of the Gods” and related anime
6 Booze
5 ROMANCE
1 Sickeningly happy and successful couple
2 In love with the same person
3 Ex-spouses
4 It’s new, it’s intense, it’s sort of gross
5 Flirtin’
6 Extremely unrequited lov
6 THE FAM
1 Siblings
2 Parent and child
3 Grandparent and grandchild
4 Uncomfortably close step-siblings
5 Former exchange student and host
6 Separated by a pointless ancient feud
2 TO TURN
1 … half a million dollars over to the police
2 … the other cheek
3 … into somebody else
4 … over a new leaf, and help those less fortunate
5 … up the heat
6 … a profit - half a million in working capital should be easy to double
3 TO RUN
1 … the numbers again, and again
2 … the Poppleton Park half marathon, to prove a point
3 … for Mayor
4 … the Boniferro crime family out of town
5 … from the people who want their half million dollars back
6 … the County Social Services office like your private fiefdom
4 TO BURY
1 … half a million dollars in some dark secret place
2 … your inappropriate feelings
3 … Marina Boniferro
4 … your face in a gallon of artisanal ice cream
5 … a Poppleton Standard reporter’s article before it runs
6 … your father, after a memorial you also need to arrange
5 TO BE
1 … loved
2 … feared
3 … smart - like, really smart
4 … the life of the party
5 … important again
6 … a good person with half a million dollars
6 TO MAKE
1 … a deal with the people who want their money back
2 … your dad proud
3 … out with Marina Boniferro
4 … America great again
5 … half a million dollars do your talking for you
6 … art
2 POPPLETON MALL
1 Corner booth at Friar Tuck’s Diet Delight
2 Manager’s office in the back of Muscle Logic
3 Trash compactor/shredder room
4 Right in the middle of T. Esquire Kids!
5 Versace’s Pizza, closed and boarded up for ages
6 The Cookie Wheel
3 PROMISE HILL
1 Dr. Ratnapriya Anand’s mansion on Patriot Lane
2 Skeleton of a subdivision in the Ellis Tract
3 Inside a demolished mailbox
4 Promise Hill Country Club
5 Ornamental duck pond
6 Promise Hill itself, surmounted by the stump of an oak tree
4 APPLE VALLEY SUPERMARKET
1 Between two SUVs parked under a sodium arc lamp
2 Behind the Globe CM-22 Chefmate grinder in the meat department
3 Inside a shopping cart
4 Dairy department store-room and cold case
5 Taped to the bottom of a cashier’s till
6 Aisle five - International foods, condiments, beans
5 FURTHER AFIELD
1 The Crossroads School, Santa Monica, California
2 I-95 northbound freeway median, Mamaroneck, New York
3 Crotone, Calabria, Italy
4 Walt Disney World Resort, Orlando, Florida
5 The White House, Washington, DC
6 General Mariano Escobedo International Airport, Monterrey, Mexico
6 GROCERY BAG
1 The depths of the bag, where there’s a lonely slip of paper that you
missed the first time
3 The kraft paper handles, primed to break at the worst possible time
4 The exterior bottom, vaguely damp with something that is not water
5 The pile of money, where one banded stack is weirdly heavier than
the rest
There are about 200 banded stacks of 100 bills each, all used, mostly
twenties. One in five is a stack of hundreds.
Whoever owns the bag and its contents surely wants it back.
No matter what die numbers you choose, the end result is always Object:
Grocery Bag: Filled with half a million dollars.
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