Gotta go fast.

It is essential for you to move swiftly.

It is of utmost importance that your body be travelling across the land at a speed
one would consider significantly higher than average.

You, as an entity within our planet, must have forces exerted on yourself in order
to propel yourself forward in a manner one could describe as rapid or prompt, as it
is vital to our existence! For without such speed one would fail to assert our
right as the entity in this planet most capable of propelling one self using the
bones and flesh to accelerate at a rapid pace.

In the physical plane of existence, our universe has many forces. (an interaction
that will change the motion of an object when unopposed) As you serve a physical
presence in this universe then one can easily conclude that forces will impose an
action upon the carbon based life form we will now refer to as 'you'. (a
multicellular organism, notable for being a spiny mammal in the subfamily of
'Erinaceidae' and at a shade of blue - most unusual for an organism belonging to
this family.) As such, perhaps you have already come to the same conclusion as I,
for you see, we must not resist these forces. Rather, we must use them to our
advantage. You may not be aware but you are in permission of a weight-bearing and
locomotive anatomical structure we refer to as 'legs'. truly a blessing. A miracle
of life! one must pause to appreciate such wonders, and how we came to be, but I
digress. Your 'legs' are capable of converting energy from your organism's energy
storages to direct force! This results in momentum through the 'inverted pendulum
gait' in which you, as a carbon based life form is capable of propelling yourself
with! But this is not enough, we must exert as much force as possible, converting
all available energy sources and pushing yourself with as much force as possible!
You will ache, you will be sore! but there is an age-old saying among creatures
such as yourself. "no pain, no gain" This statement is likely just taking the
physical pain set off by your incredible momentum which ultimately results in a
benefit for yourself - for when progress comes pain. There is no alternative, but
this is your goal in life. By why must we as a physical being be travelling over
the surface of this planet at such velocity? We held a title that is significant to
other creatures, a meaningless self-esteem boosting which withoutm we are nothing!
It is unfortunate but this is the way of life. We are imperfect creatures and we
crave attention. There are those who claim otherwise but they are wrong but this is
what our meaning in life is. So be swift and claim our title of the being in this
planet capable of moving at what is currently greater than any other creature. Of
the billions of creatures in this universe, we are able to hurtle through this
planet's atmosphere at a greater velocity! Oh what a title, oh what a claim! With
this achievement we will truly be remembered forever, and our life may have some
meaning.