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Sensei becomes confused. The students are also startled by what will happen from now on.
I knew everything about Sensei’s body.
As a result, I learned that Sensei’s still has some potential remaining.
And I will develop it from now on.
I gently stroke Sensei’s rich hips.
Despite resisting, Sensei is not able to escape because of the damage dealt to her when she lost to me.
I continued gently and relaxingly.
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Chapter 46
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
The sound of birds returning to their nest, and the sound of insects vibrates the surrounding, inviting
a feeling of nostalgia. Is what one would normally think, but.
The large sound of metal colliding makes the birds escape and insects silent.
The large mass kicks the earth shaking the ground, driving the animals away from the forest.
At the heart of the sound and vibration was two humanoids figure.
Although they possess a humanoid figure, they were not humankind. There’s a difference in size.
Seeing from the surrounding trees, its height is 10 times of a human, around 17 to 18m.
With a huge human-shaped body clad in full-body armor and holding huge swords which
commensurate their height, the fight has continued for over one hour.
「Tough guy.」
Thinking that it was going to be easy since he was a knight belonging to the National Chivalric Order,
and his opponent was just a normal knight belonging to the criminal organization. But the opponent
was more formidable than expected.
Having a total height around 18m, it’s figure is similar to a heavily armored infantry.
Then, a pilot would sit in the cockpit, which is located in the inner part of the chest, controlling it and
going into battle.
They are controlled by using the pilot’s magic power as the energy source, and move according to the
pilot’s skills, and it is the strongest military asset of the human race.
No matter how skilled in magic one is, there are many weaknesses for a human who fights with just
their living flesh.
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First, the defense.
In the case of living flesh, one is not able to continuously keep up a magic barrier, and would faint
when hit by a stone.
And in the case of a Knight, the pilot is sitting inside the Golem of the Knight, so they will not be hurt if
the opponent is not capable of dealing damage that could destroy the Golem.
Next is offense.
As long as magic is not used, there won’t be much damage with just relying on physical attacks.
If you wield a huge hammer, you can destroy a stone tower in one strike, and if you wield a long and
large sword, a large tree can be easily cut.
Furthermore, if you were to have a magic circle which activates magic inside the cockpit, the pilot
would just have to pour magic into it and will be able to use spells without chanting.
And depending on the type of magic circle that has been built-in, each triggered circle would have a
different spell. In other words, just by switching the circles, it is possible to use different spells.
Usually, magic that is cast outside by magicians the strength of the spell would only be about 30% of
the mana used in casting it. Most of it has been dispersed to the surroundings.
However, in the case of a Knight, the shell that surrounds the pilot in the cockpit is capable of trapping
the mana that has been dispersed into the surroundings.
Therefore the magic efficiency is able to reach 80%. Which is three times when used with just living
flesh.
For that reason, even when you have to move the Golem using magic, you are still able to cast spells
like a real magician.
Housed in the cockpit of a robust Golem, possessing huge physical strength, able to freely attack using
magic.
Accumulating knowledge and technology, the human race is able to make full use of their strength
using this humanoid Golem, and extinguishing the weaknesses of a magician with just living flesh.
In the presence of a Knight which combines a first-class pilot and a first-class fuselage, it is possible to
confront even a large beast in a single combat. It is an existence that possess this much power.
However, even this seemingly omnipotent Knight has a weakness. There are mainly two.
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The shell that covers the cockpit is made by superimposing multiple layers of highly complex magic
circles on a thin plate of Mithril silver.
By the way, in order to trap the various mana released by the magician, every layer of magic circle
drawn is different from the others.
And the other is that there are only a few that are capable of piloting it.
This is because of the amount of mana possessed by each individual. In addition, not just the skill of
operating the Knight, but other high-leveled skills are also needed.
No matter how high one’s magic efficiency is, there are cases where the Knight is needed to be piloted
for a long period of time and activating spells in between. The larger the mana pool the pilot possesses
the better.
This is an ability which links the pilot’s perception with the Knight and manipulate it at will.
With this, you can see what the Knight sees, and move the Knight’s body as if it were your own.
But, the truth about magic manipulation has not yet been clarified.
You can link your senses with the Knight and control it.
However, the mechanism of how this happens has not been elucidated.
Until now, there is still no other possible way found to operate a Knight capable of entering battle.
Since the mechanism of how this work has yet to be clarified, there is no other alternative. It is such an
ability.
In addition, the method of acquiring magic manipulation has not been discovered so far.
And each country are forming a 「Knight Order」as their main military strength.
That’s why Cornier thought that the Knight from a criminal organization near the border made from
battlefield scrap would not be much of a threat.
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「That guy’s a National Knight class.」
「Hmm?」
He was the only knight belonging to the Kingdom who was here. Even though the opponent is also just
one Knight, if by some chance he is defeated the accompanying border guards will be annihilated.
And the opponent is retreating outside the border. Which is the Imperial territory.
And he is also low on mana. There is no reason for him to continue pursuit.
Cornier watched the surroundings, which the border guards start investigating the criminal
organization’s hideout.
A few days later, Cornier is now in the Knight’s Captain room in the Knight’s headquarters in the Royal
Capital. He is here for reporting.
「…The inside of the criminal organization hideout was corroded by corrosion magic, so nothing is
found huh.」
「It seems that the unidentified Knight was earning time for the others to obliterate the evidence.」
After the Knight retreated, not one person was found.
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The Knight Captain stroke his beard saying fumu.
「But that Knight’s strength doesn’t seem to be that of an irregular Knight. It’s my own opinion, but I
think he/she is comparable to the middle-class of the National Chivalric Order.」
「Unidentified, and possess the strength of a National Chivalric Order, …It is possible that it is an
Imperial Knight in disguised.」
Cornier nods.
That Knight wore nothing indicating where it is affiliated. And the appearance felt somewhat
unnatural, as if the original ornaments were shaved off.
「Nevertheless, even if it’s true identify is an Imperial Knight, you can’t get caught by the opponent’s
provocation. If they were to pursue relentlessly into the Imperial territory, the other party could have
used this as an excuse for starting a war. The Kingdom Knight’s have invaded the Empire, and start a
defensive war.」
The Empire is powerful. In terms of National power, they are several times higher than the Kingdom.
In this world of the survival of the fittest, one is not allowed to give the other an excuse to start a war.
「I know it is regrettable to let the criminal organization slip, but your decision to not accept its
provocation and pursue it further is correct. The Imperial provocation will still continue hereafter, so
please continue to prevent your own and your subordinates’ outbursts.」
You’ve done well, you can go now. Receiving those words, Cornier bowed and left the room.
Returning to the room where his subordinates were waiting, he passed on the contents of the
conversation with the Knight Captain.
「But the thought of the Empire being behind it, never crossed my mind at first.」
The origin of this affair, was the crude potion that was circulating in the capital.
Since quite an amount was circulated around, they work with the merchant guild to investigate the
source.
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As a result, a large criminal organization rooted in the kingdom was discovered, and Cornier who
belongs to the Kingdom Knights, was ordered to investigate.
And, after investigating the criminal organization and capturing people involved in the process, it
turns out that the hideout was near the western border.
After mobilizing the border guards to arrest them, it was not expected that the opponent possessed a
Knight, giving them room to get away with the evidence.
「Really. It’s different if it’s just within the Kingdom, now that it involves the Empire, future
investigation will be difficult.」
「We have no choice but to thoroughly investigate the traces left in the kingdom and build up the
circumstantial evidence from there.」
Imagining the regret of not being able to round up the entire criminal organization and the effort that
is needed to put into future work, Cornier sighs deeply.
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Chapter 47
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
On a certain holiday, when the sky is clear and blue and a cool breeze begins to blow, a Knight’s
exhibition was held in the Royal Capital.
The knights were marching down the main street after being inspected by the king in the royal castle.
A mock battle between Knights is also held outside the main gate.
These 18m humanoid Golems, were either parading or competing against each other. This is one of
the most popular exhibitions held in the Royal Capital; it takes place every year during this season,
after the summer passes and before the autumn harvest begins.
A lot of visitors also come from outside the Royal Capital, and the inns and plaza is filled with tourists.
The chest of the marching Knights opens and the pilot within waves his hand towards the cheering
crowd along the road.
「A giant robot…!」
Tauro while being engulfed by the crowd was thrilled to see the marching Knights.
It was impossible to not get thrilled. He loves this sort of things, during his middle school days during
class; he used to sketch an original design giant robot in his notebook.
(It’s a western armor design. Samurai armor type and weld/rivet nostalgic type are also great, but
from a worldview this is the best.)
(I really want to see the cockpit. It may be a sensory tuning type or lever type, no, it may be a handle
operation type…)
(Is it operated alone? Or is it broken up into two parts, on the head and chest?)
(While piloting on the chest, the troublesome support will be left to the secretary on the head. And
when feeling horny, you can let it out on the secretary. This setting is quite exciting.)
While imagining myself as the one piloting the giant humanoid robot, my face distort vulgarly.
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「Oh, isn’t it Tauro?」
Perhaps he noticed me because of my vulgarly distorted face. A pilot whom I’m acquainted with called
out to me.
It seems I have come to the plaza after being swept away by the crowd of people when I was having
delusions.
The Knights are displayed in the plaza, and the pilots are standing on the side while watching over the
audience.
Cornier calls me out from the park, he’s not some self-proclaimed pilot from the Knight’s Chivalric
Order. He is indeed a full fledged pilot from the Royal Knight’s Chivalric Order.
It is because both of us are regulars at brothels, and we hit it off after talking at various places.
Even before we knew each other, Cornier have been noticing me who possess two titles『Dr.Slime』.
「Yeah, I’m on assistant duty today. If you’d like, why don’t you get in line as well?」
Saying that, Cornier smiles and points to the end of the line.
I was a little disappointed, since I was thinking that I will get preferential treatment since we are
acquaintances.
There was no need to harbor ill feelings. Since the pilots of the Knight Chivalric Order would not cut
into the line even if the person is an acquaintance.
After lining up for quite some time, it was my turn to sit in the cockpit. And piloted by an assistant
pilot, the Knight got down on one knee and stood up.
After getting out of the cockpit, I grasped Cornier’s hand with excitement, and shook it up and down,
to express my gratitude.
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「If you really want to pilot it, you can also experience it in the mock cockpit.」
「Yeah, you will be sitting in a mock cockpit of a Knight, and will try moving the Golem. 」
Not just the brothels, but also giant robots, how charming is this world.
「Well, even if I say Golem, it overall height is only 50cm, it’s something like a toy.」
Even if it’s a toy, just being able to pilot a Golem is enough for me.
I mutter to myself.
In fact, it is advancing even faster than the Knight boarding experience previously.
In front of me, there was a cockpit housed in the chest of the Knight in an open state.
And right beside, a 5m diameter magic circle is drawn, and in the center, a 50cm Golem was stretched
out.
For its color, it seems to be made of some whitish stone, and its shape is very similar to the sign you
find on a men’s toilet. It will be the thing itself if it were blue.
(The one sitting in the cockpit will be moving the Golem using the magic circle inside.)
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I understand from looking at the person who was now sitting in the cockpit groaning.
And at the same time, I also understood why this line was advancing quicker than the one before.
Those who have no mana, will end without moving the Golem.
There were some who were able to move it, but most of them get bored after only being able to twitch
it slightly after a few times.
Like the previous person, I got into the cockpit and fire myself up.
The cockpit looks like an orthodox lever type, but the lever does not move when gripped, and the
pedal seems to only be a footrest, and it was not possible to step on it.
「The lever and pedal, are triggers for attack spells, movement and support spells, so it is now made to
not move.」
The instructor pilot answers my question politely with a smile when I asked.
「The driving force of the Knight, it’s the pilot’s mana. It will be impossible to move it without mana.
And when moving, it is not by using the lever or pedal, but the Magic Manipulation.」
「Magic Manipulation?」
「Yes, it is a method of piloting a Knight, but there is no way to explain what it is right now. 」
(First is mana. I don’t know if I have any mana, but I am able to use magic that I borrowed from the
stone statue. Let’s try activating it calmly.)
Then, the Golem in front of my eyes who was lying down like a puppet with its strings cut, stiffened its
body while lying down.
「It seem that you possess mana. Now, try to feel the movement of your mana, and move the golem.」
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The pilot says joyfully.
I thought to myself. During that time, the Golem stiffens and then slackens as if trembling.
(It may be similar to light circulation, let’s use that as the image.)
I close my eyes, while sensing my own light circulation, I try manipulating the Golem.
(First, is to stand.)
Like when I was activating the monk’s fist, I knead my spirit, into a virtual gun barrel with a sensory
feedback.
The image conveys the position of the center of gravity and the state of balance of the golem, just as
the steering conveys the road surface.
It is possibly unavoidable. it is because when I was imagining the virtual gun barrel with sensory
feedback, like the Golem, my son was reacting as well.
While feeling the frustration between my crotch, I somehow maintain balance and stand up.
Even if it’s me, I will die in agony if I was to become erect right in front of everyone.
While I looked over there, the Golem stood with its hips sticking out and swing both its arms forward
while trembling.
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The moment I see this spectacle, I lost focus and the Golem turn over.
(Oof)
「Hiii!」
Seeing my frightened state, the pilot got back to his senses. An awkward smile floats on his face and
starts praising me.
The queue is still long, to let the next person in, I left the mock cockpit.
When I was wearing the cloak which I had taken off, I was called out by the pilot. It seems, he wants
me to go to the tent in the back.
From the voices from the surrounding earlier, I seemed to have gotten into a good line.
If you were to ever get the chance of riding a giant humanoid robot and pilot it yourself, please do so.
I who had gladly accept the pilot’s invitation, was guided to the tent in the back.
Rather than the smell of tea, the smell of makeup is more intense.
After a while, the pilot who guided me came back with a elderly man.
According to the self-introduction, this elderly man seems to also be in the Knight’s Chivalric Order
and was also that pilot’s superior.
「Tauro, you may have the talent of becoming a pilot.」 If you don’t mind, can we do a little more
detailed examination?」
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「Okay. If you don’t mind me.」
A humanoid giant robot is waiting for me. There is no other answer for me right now.
In the back of the tent, there was a device similar to the mock cockpit previously.
If that was for simple event use, this will be for regular training use.
The Golem lying in the magic circle is also larger at a height of about 1m, and the appearance is also
the same as a Knight itself.
If I was in my previous world, I would have asked for the price with my wallet in hand.
The Knight cannot be pilot unless he or she possesses mana or be able to use any kind of magic above
E rank.
To maneuver the Knight, the ability Magic Manipulation is needed. And it is rare to find people who
possess this ability.
The test that will be conducted will not only check the minimum mana you need to have, but also
whether you have the ability Magic Manipulation.
「Then, please sit in the cockpit. As far as Magic Manipulation is concerned, there is no other way but
try it out.」
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While feeling the flow of light circulating within me, I activate F rank magic and melt it into my light
circulation.
The extended virtual gun barrel is no longer the incarnation of my son like before.
Then, in order to move the Golem, I direct my consciousness into the Golem.
(This is!? , Is this the scenery reflected in the eyes of the Golem?)
It was another point of view which was not mine; the image of the tent was spreading into my
consciousness.
Slowly, I turn the neck of the Golem. Sitting in the mock cockpit with my eyes closed, I can see.
Right beside, I can see the elderly man and pilot staring at the Golem seriously.
Feeling excited about being able to pilot the Golem, my heart heats up.
(But still, I did not expect that piloting a Golem feels this way.)
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If I went outside, the link would break and I won’t be able to move it.
Occasionally, I tried imitating the poses of robots I see in anime. It’s a pity that there is no mirror.
「………」
The elderly man and pilot are staring as if they were holding their breaths.
The experience he had gained in brothels, the lessons from Instructor Light, and Magic eye.
Using Magic eye, he is able to grasp the light circulation of himself and others.
And, the monk’s fist which was acquired to defeat the elves.
And this virtual extension barrel with feedback could be used to manipulate the Golem as if it was his
alter ego.
Although it was not his intention, Tauro’s training refined his Magic Manipulation ability to a domain
that could not be compared to a normal person.
And that ability was the most required for being a pilot.
「………」
No words were coming out of the elderly man and pilot. They have remain silent from a while ago.
Although it’s a 1m high Golem used for training, there were rarely any who were able to manipulate it
so naturally.
Furthermore, it’s the first time seeing someone who is able to cheerfully manipulate one.
They remained silent until they were called out by Tauro, who was happily playing in the Golem.
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Chapter 48
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
「How is it?」
He has not yet realized what level he is at. And only feels a little confidence in his skill.
The elderly man and the pilot looked at each other and nodded.
They were holding this Knight’s exhibition event in the hope of finding promising pilots.
「Pilot school?」
In the Royal Capital, there is the sole pilot school in the kingdom.
There, those who passed the entrance examination, those who were scouted like me and those who
were recommended by influential people, would study there.
「Oh, I see.」
From what I understand from the elderly man words, that it is quite a special school.
There is only a single objective, 『Acquiring the power to freely manipulate a Knight, and becoming a
pilot of the Royal Knight’s Chivalric Order』, a specialized school.
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If you gain good achievement in the campus, you will be noticed by the Chivalric Order.
The Chivalric Order would call you out, participating in their training and measuring your abilities.
If you are judged that you have the efficient strength for the Chivalric Order, you would be recruited as
a pilot.
A pilot would not be able to go through the normal concept of automatic graduation.
「What would happen if you participate in the training of the Chivalric Order, and were not recruited?」
I asked.
「You will return back to school and continue studying there, until the Chivalric Order calls out to you
again.」
「All the expenses for maintaining the pilot school comes from the country. Not just the school fees,
uniforms and teaching material are also provided. If deemed you have financial difficulties, meals will
be provided by the dormitory.」
「That’s amazing.」
I’m impressed.
It is to this extent that shows how much a pilot is valuable to the country.
「As such, you are not able to continue enrollment if you were to keep on not being recruited as a pilot.
If you do not bud, you will be expelled from the school.」
It can’t be helped.
I took the opportunity and ask what kind of classes I would be attending.
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While there are practical classes and various lectures offered, students can choose to attend the
lectures they want to attend.
This is because of the technique 『Magic Manipulation』, to acquire and polish this unknown technique;
it is up to each person.
If you think that practical skills using Golem is necessary, you can continue to select only practical
skills class.
If you think that magic theory is the way to acquiring it, you can choose to take basic magic or
practical magic classes.
And if you think that knowing the structure of the golem is necessary, you can attend classes on
structural studies, material science, and golem design maneuvering.
If you think that all is unnecessary, you can choose to not attend any of the classes.
「However, practical tests that are performed regularly are mandatory. And those who obtain good
scores on the test, will be able to participate in the Chivalric Order training.」
(Quite interesting)
There are many dangers in this world, my life now, there are many things to consider, but I will be
true to myself.
If I were to become a pilot of the Chivalric Order, I may have to participate in war.
Even if I’m not recruited, discipline there will be as tough as the military.
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There is no doubt that my life will be much more cramped that it is now.
In the time when I was an office worker, I wanted to quit the company when I was suffering.
If I were to win the lottery, I would leave the company and live my days enjoying.
I do not belong to any company, I can play with women every day, and there is no trouble with life.
Even though I am living such an ideal life, I still feel like joining the Chivalric Order.
But even so, I can’t suppress my strong feelings toward the Knight.
I was also told to check the size of the uniform I needed, so I would be able to receive it tomorrow
morning, textbooks and other educational materials are already reserved in the school.
In the sky, the figure of the Knight from the exhibition was reflected.
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Thinking about my student life from tomorrow, I went to the red light district.
It is the recently opened brothel which is on the flyer that I received last time.
The building has a somewhat cheeky feel, and has a catchphrase that says, 「We offer you what you
truly want.」.
That’s right. It is a restaurant with a transparent ceiling, a fast-food brothel, which is the feeling the
atmosphere gives.
I, in spite of being taught by the aunt at the dating coffee shop Bell Talk, I entered the shop without
learning.
After opening the door, there was a small corridor with only a reception.
When I’m looking around the difference between an ordinary brothel and here, uncles who came in
later, pays money at the reception and went into the back one after another.
I thought about asking about the system at the reception desk, but my pride as a brothel regular did
not allow it.
「One would be required for the front, and two for the back. You can also purchase additional ones at
the reception in the back.」
Nervously I push the door open, and went into the back room.
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I am amazed at the sight which I have never seen before.
All of them from their belly up were sticking out from the wall.
Which means, the back from their belly are buried behind the wall.
Women with only their upper body sticking out from the wall, have their elbows on a small table,
were sending winks my way.
In the center of the room, there are a number of seats, and a good number of uncles are watching the
women on the wall while having a drink.
Watching? What are they watching? Its women, but not in normal state.
Sometimes, there will be a uncles who leaves their seats and goes to the reception in the back.
The uncles would hand over two cards and disappears into the door at the back.
And after a few ten of seconds later, a woman start uttering voices and begins to react. It was the
woman which the uncle that enters the back door just now was looking at.
And after awhile, being triggered, a number of uncles stood from their seats, and disappears into the
back door.
From the chest pocket of the uncle, one card can be seen. To enter the back two cards is needed. That
has been confirmed.
When I started thinking about what it means, I remembered the words of the receptionist at the
entrance. 「One would be required for the front, and two for the back」, is what he said.
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The uncle passed by the woman in normal condition, and stood in front of the woman in the midst of
shaking, moved the small table behind him and feasted. In public.
I don’t know if both the uncles are acquaintance or not, but there’s a standing ovation. Which really
rouse up the excitement.
The woman who was feasted was eagerly partaking in both a visible and non- visible place. This is
really tough.
Screams of the uncles at the table can be heard. They are talking with a sloppy grin, while pointing at
the woman who was in the midst of an intense meal.
I don’t really understand what they are saying, so I just continue watching.
After awhile, it seemed the person behind has finished his meal, and the woman calm down a little.
(?!~~!!~~!!~~!!)
The uncle in front guides with both hands, so that the woman does not spill his food.
She will continue to be fed continuously, even after just being fed. I have such dirty thoughts.
I affirm.
This is not a lawless place. This business is carried out with acknowledgement from both sides.
And I myself, this kind of continuous technique have something similar to my favorite syndrome
fetish. I get very excited while seeing someone embarrassed.
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Thinking about the woman who is next to the woman who was feasting, whose cheeks were dye a
little red while peeking, I walk towards the reception at the back.
(I’ll go with the front mouth of the back, no, I should go with the back mouth of the back, yes, let’s go
with that.)
I went into the back door and walked through the dark passage behind the wall while thinking about
such things.
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Chapter 49
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
「… And so, I approached stealthy behind the back, and strike an impact into the deepest point. Then I
got a first turn kill…」
I talked happily to Imosuke and Dangorou after returning from the shop.
Even though it isn’t as wide as the first and second floor, there is a garden on the third.
And there, there stands a tree that grew from medical herbs after giving it multiple S-Rank Potions,
and various plants that grew from the feces of Imosuke, making it a small forest.
Both Imosuke and Dangorou are spirit beasts and also my family.
Imosuke is from a genus called sage of the forest, with the appearance of a 5th age larva of a
swallowtail butterfly. [1. The 5th age is the period between the 4th and final molt of various insect
larvae.]
With the ability of growing various plants from its feces, it’s a spirit beast summoned from the Spirit
Forest and given to me by the Elves.
Dangorou, although its genus is not yet officially known, has the appearance of a pill bug.
He once also lived in the Spirit Forest, but was apparently persecuted by the Elves as an unpleasant
pest, and came here with an invitation from its friend, Imosuke, becoming a part of my family.
I’m the one speaking, and the other two were the ones listening.
I do not know whether they understood what I’m talking about, but they seem to be listening with
interest.
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Imosuke full length is now 20cm and Dangorou is now 15cm. And Dangorou’s diameter when curling
up into a circle is now 10cm.
One will probably be surprised when seeing it for the first time, but I’m used to it, they look quite cute
to me.
There are various plants growing, compared to an actual forest, it will only be the size of the leaves.
The Garden Forest is made like a bonsai, so the leaves are larger.
By the way, the farm house model that I placed half in jest is now perfectly adept.
Is it because of Imosuke’s blessing? It seems that the plants were not injured when moving them to
the side.
And every morning, I will be supplied with fruits. This morning I chose a loquat and ate it.
「See you, Imosuke, Dangorou. Good night, I’ll see you tomorrow.」
After saying that, Imosuke climb onto a branch of the medical tree.
It’s height of about 3m has not changed much, but the trunk thickness and the length of the branches
have increased.
(This tree is the heart of the Garden Forest. Dangorou aside, Imosuke will not eat anything other than
this tree’s leaves, it will be bad if it withered.)
I look at the diorama-like Garden Forest lit up by the stars while patting the trunk with my hand.
For example, when a screen lit up when you touched it in sleep mode.
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『Confirmed that target tree met the requirements. Confirmed that applicant has the requirement to
make this application. 』
The only thing that can be seen is Imosuke rushing out from the back of the branch and Dangorou
crawling out from the ground below the rock.
「What?」
I speak.
Not understanding, I look at Imosuke and Dangorou. My two family members seem to be in a panic.
If it’s asking for the manager of the medical tree, than it will be me.
『The target does not have the necessary qualifications for a manager. Please choose again』
Qualifications… Even in another world, qualifications are still needed. What a strict society.
「Then, Imosuke.」
I point at my family.
I’m not sure what qualifications it has, but it seems to have it even before I know it.
It’s the type of junior who studies behind the scenes and took a first class qualification in one shot.
This guy.
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『Please choose a assistant manager.』
「Dangorou.」
I point at Dangorou.
It seems that the only person without qualifications is the boss me.
This is bad, really bad. I don’t know other industries, but it’s really bad for someone in the technical
field in a construction industry.
『The manager will obtain the title「Defender Of Origin」, assistant manager will obtain the title「
Guardian Of The Tree」』
『All requirements authorization has been confirmed. Authorization processing…… Cancel. According
to the stipulations of the Great Charter, more than 2 existences will not be recognized. Process will be
deferred until there is only one existence』
I have no clue about what it’s saying. Please say it in a way I can understand.
『That’s all』
After speaking unilaterally, the line was cut off by someone; I have no idea who.
(Even so, to think that something magical like this would happen when deciding the manager for the
medical tree.)
What a scary magical world. They know not just my qualifications, but also my private life. It’s a crisis
of personal information.
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Looking at my family members, Imosuke is twisting with joy and Dangorou is trembling quietly.
Imosuke seems to be in great joy from the feeling I receive from it.
(I don’t think that there would be anything different in the managing of it now and before, is it
something to be happy about?)
I rethink my thoughts.
And the two received a title for being officially recognized. I can understand why they are so happy.
「By the way, what are the qualifications that you guys have?」
『Spirit beast?』
Imosuke says.
The qualification that Imosuke and Dangorou had that I didn’t was that they are Spirit Beasts.
If the qualification was being a Spirit Beast, of course I didn’t have it.
Satisfied that my dignity as the boss is preserved; I left the two and went towards my bedroom.
The pilot school is located east of the royal castle and further east of the Royal Academy of Magic.
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「Oh, Tauro-san good morning.」
「Good morning. And also, I will be a student starting today, so please just call me Tauro.」
In response to my reply, the elderly man looked into my eyes for a moment, and changed his
expression.
「Yes, I understand.」
I said so and laugh. It’s really a funny atmosphere for two old men.
The uniform is olive drab and looks similar to a tank soldier’s uniform.
Looking at my appearance, the elderly teacher did not say anything but keep a gentle smile.
Then, using the remaining time until the first lecture, I was told the timetable of the lectures and the
location of the school’s facilities.
I didn’t even have the basic knowledge about Knights and pilots, so I sought the knowledge about
them widely and shallowly.
I take notes eagerly. I have not studied this much since taking my first grade construction
management engineer examination.
Each lecture takes about 45 minutes and takes one frame. And 15 minutes rest and class moving time.
This is just right for me, 90 minutes for one frame is too long.
It was lunch, so I headed to the student cafeteria. Lunch break is one hour.
I thought about it during the lecture, but it’s mostly teenagers. And there were only a few people that
were around my age.
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The youngsters were from the entrance examination group and us older ones are from the scout
group. And everyone like me, are wearing the tank soldier-like uniform.
(I don’t know if there were any female tank soldiers, but this.)
Their uniforms are the same as me, but the bottom is a skirt. And it’s tight, ending slightly above the
knees.
So, when you look at their figure when they are taking a seat from the front, you can see an inverted
triangle between their thighs.
It only seems to be visible, and it is actually a shadow, it’s too dark and not visible.
(Hmm, This visible yet not visible situation and these healthy thighs, splendid.)
To be able to look at military uniform clad women and their thighs, this alone made it worthwhile to
be enrolled here.
After I’m satisfied and finishing my meal, I took a nap in a vacant seat.
In the afternoon, in order to learn practical skills, I headed toward the facility with a simulator cockpit.
Thinking that I was able to operate it to some extent yesterday, I took the one for intermediate level.
The beginner’s class was about standing up, and there will be a mock battle at the end of the
intermediate class.
The mock battle seems fun, but I avoided it and decide to take the previous stages before it.
It’s true, the students around me seems to be only able to walk around staggering.
The simulator cockpit here and the Knight-like Golem miniature are exactly the same as what I
experienced yesterday.
If there is a difference, it will be the size of the magic circle drawn on the floor.
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I have learned from the practical class lecture, that the entire cockpit is covered in a mithril silver
shell.
The Knight’s heart achieves 80% magic efficiency by absorbing mana of the pilot.
There is no such thing in the simulator cockpit. The student sitting in it is exposed.
When I asked the instructor about this out of curiosity, he said that an expensive shell was not
necessary to move a golem with a height of 1 meter.
The battle with the Golem’s point of view was like playing a robot FPS game.
The opponent, unlike the student from the previous frame, is able to move while withstanding the
battle.
Walking lightly and sometimes running, I was able to get my golem behind them. And I slash them in
the back.
In the middle of the mock battle, I could even afford to enjoy watching the opponent girl’s up-skirt
view from the Golem’s perspective.
Wearing a tank soldier-like uniform, with a tight skirt a little above knee below. And sitting in the
Simulator cockpit.
With my naked eyes, the inverted triangle that is shadowed between the thighs seems to be both
visible and not.
So, this is where the 1 meter high Golem with its vision linked to mine makes its appearance.
Whose body instinctively synchronized when operating the Golem, holds out one of her legs.
I’m then filled with a sense of satisfaction as if I have seen a rare natural scenery.
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(A young female with two moderately trained healthy thighs, and a triangle at the intersection.)
Are the words I use to express the vision that I have experience. Because of the Golem’s perspective,
I’m able to zoom in on it.
And my Golem keeps chasing that scenery persistently with its eyes.
(You won’t get tired of it no matter how many times you look at it, certainly a living art.)
At this time, being too distracted by the sight in front of me, I was attacked for the first time since the
mock battle started.
(Uhhhh!)
Even after the mock battle is over, I wasn’t able to stand from the cockpit.
(Foo, Foo)
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So I realized once again.
The guys I’ve defeated so far, regardless of gender, other than having a frustrated expression seemed
to be completely fine.
All the students that I thought were the same as me suddenly began to look like mysterious monsters.
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Chapter 50
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
During the class break, I caught hold of the instructor and ask him about the feedback that I felt when
the Golem was damaged.
According to the answer I received, normally it will just be a feeling of impact, there is no such thing as
feeling pain.
In some rare cases, when the link between the Golem is too great, there are times when you will feel
pain.
The instructor said 「When I was riding」, there were times like this.
The instructor than now knows I was crouching down in the cockpit earlier because of the pain
feedback, praises me saying 「You have great sense」, but this is really a big problem for me.
The next day, I participated in the practical class in the morning and the intermediate class mock
battle in the afternoon.
I’m really, compared to the average person, moving with less mana.
「In your case, if 1 mana is needed to move an arm, you will only be using 1 mana to move the arm」
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「However, those who are not accustomed, will use 5 mana to rise an arm, and another 4 mana so as to
not rise it too much and lower the arm」
From the example right now, 5 mana – 4 mana = 1 mana, the total used mana will be 9 mana to
produce a 1 mana effect.
Compared to the students who were in the same intermediate class doing mock battle, I was spending
much less.
「You may possess only a small amount of mana, but there’s a technique that can compensate for it, so
do your best.」
It’s not that the amount of mana I possess is small, but the amount of mana I consumed on the data is
small because I did not use them, but I don’t think it is necessary to correct this misunderstanding.
I have found out when maneuvering the Golem that the magic stored in me can be used as an
alternative to mana.
But if I repeatedly spend my stored up magic, I will definitely stand out. For my impossible amount of
stored up magic.
And this technique is not given for free, but will have to be honed by myself.
「Thank you.」
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After saying my thanks, I went to the cockpit to take part in the mock battle.
After that, my performance for the intermediate class today was quite good.
Like always I aimed for the back, and as much as possible not to enter the range within the reach of
the opponent’s sword.
My ability to steer the Golem at will is much higher than the students in the same class as me.
But knowing that it will come, to some extent I’m able to endure it.
I was worried about tomorrow, but I decided to join the advanced class.
Of course the movement of the advanced class is smoother than the intermediate class.
However, whether it is a technique or construction of it, once your movement is read you are
defeated.
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「There’s really a difference in player’s skill.」
The difference between those who have learned how to fight and those who do not, the difference in
experience and the difference in sense.
When I’m feeling this, the bell for the end of school rang.
This is the end of lectures by the teachers. There are a total of 6 frames, 3 in the morning and 3 in the
afternoon.
After that, the student can train themselves until the school closes. The library, gymnasium and
schoolyard can be used freely, but not the simulator cockpit.
And I thought.
I walked 10,000 steps, but still could not think of any idea.
(It’s useless, I’m stuck. For a change of pace, let’s enter that shop.)
When I thought so, I saw a familiar figure walking in front of me. It’s 『Skewer Whirlwind』.
I call out while waving my hand. Noticing, he came over with a smile.
Cornier is a pilot belonging to the Chivalric Order. He may be able to give me advice on how to fight in
the advanced class.
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I decided to ask for his advice.
「There’s something I would like Cornier-san’s advice on, I will treat you to tea, can you listen?」
「… And that is why I was wondering if you have any good idea.」
I explain briefly about the course of events and what happened today at pilot school.
Of course, also including that I was more sensitive on the feedback than the average people.
Cornier receives a mouthful of lemon tea from a lady with a tough face and thick make up.
He takes his mouth off the bright red lips; licking his lips astonished and says.
「Wow, it’s amazing Tauro-san. I knew you were famous in this industry, but I didn’t know you also
had the talent to be a pilot.」
I answered while gently rubbing the girl that was sitting on my lap.
Not too big and not too small, it’s just the right size that fits in the palm of my hand.
「Because magic manipulation can be applied to women as well, and it’s because of that is what I think.
」
「Magic Manipulation and women. You’re right; it seems I have to practice more as well.」
It is a stylish space where you can enjoy playing with women while drinking tea.
Like the words say, this no-hand restaurant is a restaurant where customers can eat without using
their hands.
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The meals will all be aided by the women.
And is designed so that customers can play freely with their hands.
There are various courses, but in the upper course, the women, too, will feed you without using their
hands.
Before, when I chose the top course, three women aided me offering me a dream-like time.
「The feedback you receive from damage is too sensitive. No matter how much you practice and gain
experience to improve you close combat skills. You will not be able to compete with an opponent who
doesn’t feel pain.」
That’s true.
When I feel pain, my movement will be dulled. And I will be afraid to move forward.
Because of my high level of Magic Manipulation, I’m more deeply synchronized with the Golem
compared to the average person.
Because of that, whenever the Golem takes damage, my whole body would feel the pain.
「But with this sense of sensitivity, it will manifest a high maneuvering accuracy. 」
「Magic attack?」
I asked in response.
「Yes, it will be the problem on how much mana you possess, but I think this is the only way.」
「Taking advantage of your high maneuvering accuracy, you can snipe from a distance. 」
Hmmm.
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「And run away.」
「And after taking some distance, snipe again. And repeat this pattern.」
In the meantime, my hands continue catching the twin hills that tried to hide and escape.
I personally think that this act of rubbing it is the best when thinking about things.
「Which means abandoning close combat, and focusing on magic attack sniping and escape.」
The lady with a tough face and thick makeup has already dived under the table, helping cornier with
his thoughts with her red lips.
Cornier, who seems to have got his thoughts together, raised the name of a certain attack magic.
「For now, Light Arrow Magic Missile is recommended. It’s easy to handle, and it consumes little mana.
」
Seeing me repeat Light Arrow Magic Missile in my mouth, he gives me an example on how to fight
using it.
「Avoid close combat, and continuously shoot Light Arrow Magic Missile from a long distance. If you
have an opponent who is close-range, Tauro-san’s high accuracy will be your advantage.」
By the way, the girl who is on my lap is bending her body too much.
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To make her submit, I place her hard summit between my fingers and apply my strength gently and
slowly.
At first, her reaction became bigger, but after realizing my intention, she gradually submits.
After confirming that the girl had been dealt with, Cornier resumed his explanation.
「If the opponent wants close combat, keep shaving him with Light Arrow Magic Missile as he gets
closer, and run away again at the right point.」
「Right. When that happens, you can escape using movement magic」
「Movement magic?」
Looking at my expression, Cornier looks at me with an expression saying I have not studied enough.
He clicks his tongue and shakes his index finger left and right.
「There is a pedal in the cockpit right. When you step on in while applying mana, wind magic will be
emitted from the Vernier and you can move quickly at high speed」
He says, while stroking the hair of the lady with tough look and thick makeup who is under the table.
(Leveraging mobility to conduct long-range artillery battle. The armor is paper, so it will be over if I
get caught.)
I thought.
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(It has quite some romance to it.)
Yeah, romance is great. Everyone has a longing for dreams and adventures.
(Indeed, there will be a problem on how much mana will be consumed. But, I am said to have good
efficiency, I should try it.)
I give my thanks.
But there was no reply from Cornier. I look over at his situation.
I think of it every time, the employees of this shop are really of high quality. A solid education must
have been carried out.
Soon, after successfully changing our jobs, we sally forth towards the night shopping district.
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Chapter 51
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
I chose a grey wand which will allow me to cast Light Arrow Magic Missile.
A bullpup style gun is a firearm with its action and magazine behind the trigger.
It has the advantage of maintaining the same barrel length as a normal rifle, while shortening the
overall length. Although there are also many shortcomings.
It’s a stick that is as long as the Golem’s arm. And a short stick protrudes slightly in the middle. It’s
used for holding it.
This distorted T-shaped stick is not exactly the same. But to me it looked somewhat similar.
(With the tip pointing towards the target, this is far better than just a stick.)
Like the scenes in a movie or manga where a magician fires off magic towards an enemy.
I remembered how it seems difficult to hold there when they stretched out their wrist.
By the way, during mock battles between Golems, no attack magic is actually activated.
In terms of size, it is not possible to cast real attack magic with the practice weapon.
It’s a weapon which is able to trigger attack magic by simply pouring mana into it.
Inside, just like the cockpit shell, are many magic circles drawn using expensive materials.
If it’s not a Knight-sized Golem, it would not be possible to handle the weapon. For a practice Golem
with a total height of only about 1m, it wouldn’t be possible.
Therefore, only magic circle for effects is drawn in the practice weapons.
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Although it is for effects, the amount of mana consumed is the same amount as an actual weapon.
And at the same time as the effects activates, hit judgment and opponent’s damage calculation is done
automatically.
I was happy to be able to enjoy it like a game, and before practice begins, I devoted myself to getting
used to handling the wand.
First, I cast Light Arrow Magic Missile at the same time as the battle starts.
I have no technique for close combat, but my precise operation of the Golem is quite good. My fire
accuracy was great.
In addition, although the mana consumption for the Light Arrow Magic Missile is small, the damage it
gives is also small.
My shooting is constantly in check by the opponent. It’s only a stroke of luck when it hits.
The opponent in front of me is not able to hit me with attack magic. With my suppressive fire being in
the way, hindering the opponent’s aim.
When the opponents stops to cast attack magic, I will gradually distance myself.
And before reaching the time limit, I kept running away with no damage.
(Yessss!)
However, after that, I fought two more battles and lost both of them.
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I was not able to do anything when they charge straight at me while ignoring the damage from the
Light Arrow Magic Missile.
During the last battle, when the opponent approached in front of me, in order to escape, I stepped on
the Vernier pedal with all my strength.
Then, wind magic was activated explosively at my feet, and I was blown away.
Hitting the ground without being able to control my posture, while turning ass over teakettle, I was
beaten.
As expected from the advanced class. I have to come up with a countermeasure soon.
I can’t say it clearly, but I can feel that there is a light if I continue going in this direction.
Not at a brothel or a no-hand restaurant, but an ordinary street stall in the red light district.
I talked about my situation during the mock battle, and gave my thanks.
After the battle, I was told by the instructor how much mana I had used in today’s battle. I have used
quite a lot of attack magic, but my consumption was still much less than the other students.
In this case, even when movement magic is added, my mana consumption will still be slightly below
the average.
Raising my overall accuracy, I’m going to focus on running away and shooting.
I have also finished my meal. It’s about time to go to the next place.
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We regularly gather together to share recommendations and new information, while we explore the
Royal Capital.
We call this gathering『Adult Gourmet Club』. There are only two members at the moment.
Cornier grinned.
This man has brought a lot of interesting information, but he also has one side that was a problem for
me.
He often brings out topics on dating cafes and amateur system, places where the security is low.
Although he seems to not have run into any trouble, he likes to talk about It like It’s his tale of
heroism.
As a pilot of the Knight’s brigade, he must be able to protect himself with his combat skills.
He’s as tall as me, but he’s trained and got a lot more muscle.
I drive this home. [1. 俺は釘を刺す “I stab/prick a nail”, a phrase which shows up in some WNls per the
editor’s web search but infrequently elsewhere.]
It’s okay, its okay, Cornier says, but to be honest, I’m not really persuaded. In the event of an
emergency, I will abandon friendship and escape alone.
In terms of appearance, it is an ordinary store. No, from the perspective of making it, it would
somehow enter the category of a high-end store.
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I was relieved from the bottom of my heart.
It’s a style where the two of us play with the two girls in the same room.
Why not in separate rooms? The reason goes back to the beginning during the establishment of the
Adult Gourmet Club.
The goal of the establishment was to partake in delicious food in the Royal Capital.
However, because we tasted different food in different rooms, we couldn’t decide which was more
delicious.
We both claim that ours were more delicious, and reached a parallel line.
With this smart way, we are able to eliminate our dispute and make a fair judgment.
One seems to be strong-willed and was looking straight this way. She has a straight medium long hair.
The other was a quiet one, and is looking down timidly. This one has loose-curl medium long hair.
Both are in miniskirts, with their legs sticking out and eyes dazzling.
While I was still troubled about who to choose, the strong-willed one clicked her tongue.
「…Tauro-san, I will deal with the troublesome looking one, please take care of the other.」
Sitting on one of the sofas facing each other, Cornier put the somewhat wildly strong-willed girl on his
lap.
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I also sat down on the sofa opposite, and put the quite looking girl on my lap.
Looking at the front, Cornier has already messed around and elicited a reaction.
I check the light circulation and color temperature of the child on my lap.
There is no doubt.
The circulation and distribution of color temperature which is impossible for a girl is shown.
I didn’t know what I’m saying or what I’m trying to say. Right now I’m terribly confused.
On the other hand, Cornier has an expression saying, what’s this person talking about.
「They too can do the same work as the females. They are able to please me and Tauro-san as well.」
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Cornier gropes the strong-willed child on his lap.
「While being able to do the same work, it would be nothing but sex discrimination to discriminate by
gender. 」
「Having the talent, skills and motivation, but not being able to get the job just because you are a male.
The world should not be like this, is what I think.」
「Such old stereotypes have greatly damages the rights of these kids.」
「And people like Tauro-san, who has no awareness of discriminating despite discriminating, is a big
problem. 」
「In a brothel, just because they are male, they are made to do physical labor, made to clean up the
rooms after use, and their wages are low. And if the economy gets worse, they are the ones that will be
cut off first.」
「I’ve understand what Cornier-san is trying to say. I believe what you said is true. But, the problem is
with me.」
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「And the problem is?」
「It’s the same as having food that you like and dislike. I like female.」
The chrysanthemum Cornier is saying is not the small chrysanthemum that comes with sashimi, or an
edible chrysanthemum.
I know what he meant and nodded. I knew and didn’t want to lie.
I shake my head.
… I nod. If I didn’t know that they are traps, they are cute enough for me to pick them.
And, feeling dissatisfied with Cornier’s hand stopping, the strong-willed kid on his lap cut in.
He faces the strong-willed kid and spoke in a low voice. With a cold expression and no piece of
gentleness from just now left behind.
「Is this something someone like you should cut in? Shut up a little.」
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「They are very cute no? There is no difference compared to normal girls.」
Cornier, who turned his face towards me, changed his expression into a smiling one in an instant, and
said so.
That being said, his right hand keeps squeezing the strong-willed kid on his lap, causing him to writhe
in pain.
No, Cornier-san, there is a difference in the part that you are squeezing right now.
「It is not right to think so. It’s only just a little bigger.」
「Honestly, I’m disappointed. Every day, even though calling yourself 「Brothel Sommelier」, to avoid
something without even tasting it.」
This is provocative. [2. 煽ってきた? is Internet slang for 煽ってる? (roughly, “are you instigating?”). It
seems to refer to deliberately fanning the flames in a discussion. Something like the English concept of
trolling…); the author did not include a “?”, but instead had it as a statement.]
「… Hm, it’s a cheap provocation. But, alright, I will fully taste it and give it a score.」
To be honest, I’m well aware that I was being led on by Cornier’s words.
And this ride I was led on is already accelerating rapidly and was already on the highway.
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An adventure that had set foot in an unknown land with not even a map. I sympathize with this
sentiment.
He shows me a gentle smile like a person who had succeeded in drawing an acquaintance into his
preference world.
As his thing was getting bigger, mine was getting bigger as well.
(… This is.)
But Cornier who sees it became amused, and laugh while shedding tears.
「Wow! Tauro-san! You got a hit! You hit the jackpot! Good for you! 」
Holding the quiet child who seems to be embarrassed from the behind, I look at the jackpot. Is this
really good?
「What are you saying, of course the bigger the better. It’s really a huge luxury.」
Taking the wind instrument gently in my hand, I started my performance to relieve the tedium.
Soon, the wind instrument started playing a sweet and mellow melody.
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(I hope this would comfort him a little.)
I who decided to heal the wound in his heart, decided to use detoxification from the beginning.
I gently tap the wind instrument’s key which was like an Oboe.
Gradually, the pitch range begins to move to the treble. The key of the high range pitch which has not
appeared until now has come out.
From someone who was reciting a poem in a lonely autumn scene to someone who was majestically
reciting a poem.
In the middle of this song full of romance, the quiet child who was at the edge of leaping off many
times was postponed by me each time.
First with eight musical notes I advance one of it, next with sixteen musical notes I again advance one
of it, I won’t allow you to take off.
With his frustration not being able to take off, the quiet child’s internal pressure increases more and
more.
And just before the quiet child was able to hold back his pent up stress, I allowed him to take off.
「~~~~!!」
At the same time as the great eruption, the quiet child opens his eyes like a madman, clenches his
teeth, dishevels his hair and convulses his body intensely.
A large amount of lava then falls onto Cornier and the strong-willed child sitting on the opposite sofa.
The quiet child who was still erupting, his eyes were now white and tongue hanging out, has
completely lost consciousness.
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Seeing the state, the strong-willed child eyes were now filled with a mixture of astonishment and
horror.
What happened, who is he? The strong-willed child asked, going close to his ears, Cornier whispers.
「I think you should have also heard about him, right? He is Dr. Slime.」
The strong-willed child gasps when he heard those words. It is not a happy reaction though it is
unavoidable if I look at my past deeds.
Cornier nods.
The way of skewer whirlwind is simple, stabbing deep and turning, that’s all.
Before meeting me, Cornier was a man who only relied on his strength and show off his reckless and
flashy skills.
Seeing me making women intoxicated by just putting my fingers through their hair and stroking the
elbows and knees, he changed his mind.
And the strength dependence technique「Skewer Whirlwind」 has not been used since he reflected.
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And he is about to unleash it right now.
「To take an attitude when facing a customer, you’ll get a painful return. And I think it is necessary for
this fellow to understand it.」
What is Cornier thinking and what is he going to do? This is not a problem that I should interfere with.
I should just watch over the technique than will be unleashed after a long time.
Lifting the prey, he slowly pushes down while holding the hips firmly.
However, the child is also quite good. Despite extensively bending backwards, he has a deeply joyful
expression.
Then, at the moment when the depression reaches the lower limit, Cornier’s whole body muscle
protrudes and blood vessels raises like straw rope.
Cornier exclaims.
「He shouted his technique name! I’m so envious; I want to try it too.)
Like a carnivorous beast, a roar was let out from the strong-willed child.
(Brilliant.)
I’m impressed.
Although it’s a simple strength dependence skill, to enhance it to this point, you have no choice but to
evaluate it.
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Even though it was sealed in public, he still continued training it.
As evidence, the strong-willed child’s body axis is not shaken at all, while turning.
Cornier’s trunk and sense of balance are evidence that he has trained well.
And with such deep emotions being added, the strong-willed child right in front was reaching his limit.
While rotating, the champagne fight starts and is spread in all directions.
「Reverse rotation!」
Catching the strong-willed child with both his thick muscular arms, he gives a powerful momentum
force in the opposite direction.
A few moments later, Cornier raised his fist, and the rotation stopped.
「Splendid, Cornier-san.」
As I’m wiping off the celebration gift with a towel while saying those words, Cornier looks at me
awkwardly.
「No, please don’t say that after showing me such a magnificent detoxification.」
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As soon as the Adult Gourmet Club was made, I took him to the store where the young lady in question
stood.
Impressed, Cornier work hard to learn it, but he doesn’t seem to reach a satisfying result yet.
Cornier asked.
「Huh?」
And I realized.
Because I chose to use detoxification in the beginning, I have not tasted it myself yet.
Cornier seems to have also noticed. He became stunned and let out a huge sigh.
「I’m ashamed.」
「Tauro-san, you have great sharpness for each technique, but you still have a long way to go for your
overall framework.」
In such a way, while killing time with small talk, we wait for the traps to recover.
Unfortunately, I’ll have to put on hold the tasting of the quiet child. It can’t be helped since it was my
own fault.
Cornier says when he sees that the consciousness of the quiet child has returned.
To ascertain the taste of the other dish, we headed towards the two.
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Empire.
In one corner, in a room that is luxuriously decorated that seems to be a noble residence.
Several men had a heavy atmosphere that didn’t suit the room, were meeting face to face with
complicated expressions.
「According to the information obtained from…, some of the people that found out about the
impurities that were discarded in the process of creating the drug, which has an effect that was
approximate to an aphrodisiac, bought it out without permission, and largely used it repeatedly in
brothels…」
Along with this, the mood in the room became much heavier.
「It’s a failure.」
This was a residence of a nobleman who had a territory in the eastern part of the Empire, which was
close to that of the Kingdom.
And they are those who were given words directly by the Emperor.
Yes, the words given to them were a decree to weaken the Kingdom.
The man counts with his fingers the number of plans they had devised.
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「By increasing the drug-dependent people, productivity and economy will be reduced, and at the
same time security will also worsened.」
「And slowly raising the price of the drug, a huge amount of money will be ripped off.」
「With that money, we will expand the drug production facilities and distribution systems, and deepen
the penetration of drugs into the Kingdom.」
And once more folding his fingers, he slams his fist onto the table, and raises his voice with anger.
The man reporting’s complexion went beyond blue and became pale.
「Now, now, there is no point yelling at that person. He’s just an informant.」
And continues while looking at the angry man who was breathing roughly.
「All the idiots have already been disposed of. Rather than that, we should think about what to do from
now on.」
Otherwise, those who could not fulfill the decree would receive great punishment from the Emperor.
Although they had to think about the future, there were still regretful voices from others.
With the money sucked up from the people of the kingdom, their equipment has strengthened, and the
scale of their organization was largely increased.
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With everything prepared, at the moment for the all-out expansion reproduction, everything broke
down at once.
The network that was taking root in the Kingdom was literally uprooted in the blink of an eye.
Moreover, the organization’s central facilities and drug manufacturing facilities that were set up near
the border were raided by the border guards.
What’s more, they were accompanied by a Knight from the Royal Knights’ Brigade.
In the unlikely event, one of the Knights from the Imperial Knights was in a state of concealment
standing by.
It was only thanks to it that they were able to secure the time for destruction and the withdrawal of
evidence.
Without it, the definitive evidence that the Empire was involved would have already been seized.
The current Emperor of the Empire has the ambition to annex the Kingdom.
And so they were ordered to undermine the Kingdom and prepare it for annexation.
On the contrary, if they brought disappointment to the emperor, they will slide down a reverse slope
into a bottomless pit.
They, who were trembling thinking about their future, began seriously thinking about future plans.
On the night of the day that I gained a new experience, I spoke with Imosuke and Dangorou who I had
left to take care of the Garden forest.
The five-year-old swallowtail butterfly larva-like Imosuke, even now becoming the Defender of Origin,
nothing has changed. It’s exactly the same as always. Not becoming a pupa or a butterfly.
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He was given the Guardian of The Tree title, but that is all to it.
「Well, I also got the title Gate Opener, but nothing has changed either.」
Because they were so happy, the recoil should also be great. I was a little worried, so I asked.
They two were in good mood as always. They don’t seem to be bothered that there were no changes.
Imosuke says that it is now possible for it to take care of the medical tree.
Dangorou says that he is tense to have received this major role. Please tell me, exactly which part of
you is tense right now.
I release Dangorou and lie down. Imosuke, who was on my head, passed over my face and moved to
my chest.
A lot of stars can be seen in the dark indigo sky. I, who could only distinguish Orion, couldn’t compare
it with Japan’s sky.
Imosuke’s special ability is that it can plant any plant he likes using its dung as the seed.
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Not knowing why, I felt a wave of appeal.
Well, that’s fine. I didn’t make them my followers to be useful to me. I treat them as my family.
It’s fine with just seeing you guys around when I come home.
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I thought so.
At that time, except during work or sleep, I spend most of my time on my online adventure.
And even abandoning my meals.
I’ll also finish bathing as fast as I could.
My sleeping hours were also short.
Naturally, on holidays, I would be on from morning to the next morning.
(Like a MMORPG, It’s the most addicting in the early stages when you grow steadily.)
Is how I thought.
I’m now in the middle of growing using the Golem mock battle.
Despite being so, I wasn’t reverting to back like last time, because there’s a time limit.
(No matter how much I want to enjoy, the limit is 3 frames in the morning and 3 frames in the
afternoon.)
Thanks to this, I have a well-regulated lifestyle, I’m able to frequent brothels, and take care of my
family.
My family is, of course, Imosuke and Dangorou.
And today as well, I happily pass through the gate of the pilot school.
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Then, during lunch a few days later.
I had lunch in the cafeteria and was happily thinking back at my own growth.
My battle results have improved, and even in the advance class, I’m almost at the upper middle level.
I thought.
It was two techniques that helped my performance skyrocket.
One is shooting while moving.
Like before, I can shoot without stopping, now I can also continue shooting while escaping.
In my case, this is like striking a jackpot.
Those who thought that I wouldn’t be able to land a hit while moving, were bound to get hit by my
Light Arrow Magic Missile.
And at the moment I stopped, another Light Arrow Magic Missile would be shot.
During that time, our distance would get longer and longer.
It’s my sure-win pattern.
Landing a hit on a moving target, while you yourself are moving as well. So far, there are only a few
who are able to do this.
And the other one is movement magic.
When stepping on the pedal in the cockpit, an explosive wind magic will be activated at the Vernier
part.
Initially, I couldn’t control my posture and would hit the ground while spinning, but now it’s different.
Even while activating it on one leg, I could now accelerate my arrow without breaking posture.
(There is no one else other than me who is able to handle movement magic this well.)
(It was also surprising that the others could not control it as well as me.)
There are some skillful users, but they were still below me.
Initially, I was brought into close combat by the opponent’s sudden acceleration closing the distance,
and was crushed.
But now, with this acceleration, the opponent is not able to close the distance.
(As expected, the precision of my magic manipulation is the cause of this difference.)
Thinking of the many women who helped polished my magic manipulation ability, Jimiko-chan, Busty
Milf and Light Cruiser Sensei; I bowed my head deeply and give thanks.
(But, I’m still at the lowest of the higher level. As expected from the advance class.)
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I have exceeded most of my opponents with my mobility, but at times, I will be driven into a corner by
skillful leading.
At other times, my movement would be read, and will be shot down at my landing point.
In either case, with my mobility overcome, I would be brought into close combat.
In close combat, I have no chance of winning.
And because of my high magic manipulation sensitivity, I would feel pain from the impact received by
the Golem, and my body wouldn’t be able to move.
With the several people who I had never once defeated coming to mind, I started thinking.
Good times.
But during this good time, a guy comes and rains on it.
「Hey, coward.」
If you’re not convinced, tell it to the referee that made the judgment.
I didn’t look him in the eye.
Clicking his tongue, the young man kicked the leg of the table I was eating at and left.
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(So troublesome.)
(Cherry Blossoms.)
I murmured when the image from the Golem’s POV projected into my mind.
My opponent is a Braided Hair Busty.
Her super-big tits dominated all the man’s line of sight including the instructor’s, but looking at it
now, the triangle right in front of me was pretty good as well.
The way I fight is, prolonging the battle time, and win by judgment.
And when there is a surplus, I would hold an appreciation party like this.
(OHH!)
Trying to catch my Golem, the Braided Hair Busty stepped on the pedal.
At the same time, the center of the triangle also deepens.
(Whoaa!)
Don’t ever say that you are used to it, my heart would still quake every time I see this likable thing.
The unpleasant feeling that sprang because of the young man earlier, has melted away.
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I walk aimlessly.
Recently, due to certain circumstances, it has become difficult for me to enter High class brothels.
But still, the Royal Capital is really huge.
There should still be lots of shops that would accept me.
While thinking this, I went through the alleys here and there.
And then, one of the brothels caught my eye.
(Usually there’s a time limit, but not the number of bullets. So what does it mean by all you can eat?)
(Hm?)
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Suddenly, I got an uncomfortable feeling.
There is no lobby and no platform either. There’s only one big room with a reception and door in the
back.
The uncle at the reception bows his head and welcomes me.
「I’m sorry, It’s my first time here, but what kind of shop is this?」
Hearing my words, the uncle starts explaining with a calm business smile.
(?)
For this reason is why I don’t comprehend.
Looking at me, the uncle continues to explain.
「At the back, there are a dozen women. Within the time limit, you can eat as much as you like.」
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To make payment, I give out my guild card.
When processing my payment, the receptionist uncle says something exciting.
「Since there are several customers, the early bird catches the worm, and it is not allowed to
continuously monopolize. 」
In this world, I myself am a man who has accumulated quite some amount of experience.
Even when I don’t know what was waiting for me, I am aware of the amount of manners I must have.
Not understanding the meaning, I nod at the receptionist uncle.
And with my heart throbbing to the unknown, I opened the heavy door in the back.
「OHHH!」
I look around.
By the way, the reason I said the end of century, Is not because it’s in ruins. The props are not the
ruin, but a reproduction of the present Royal Capital.
So why the end of the century?
It’s the atmosphere.
This space is filled to the brim with women’s screams and flirtatious voices, and men’s aroused yells.
In this set imitating the Royal Capital, the women are walking around in plain clothes.
And men, who surrender themselves to their carnal desires, were randomly assaulting the women in
plain clothes.
In various parts of the Royal Capital, women were captured, ride on and some even covered up, It’s a
one sided battle.
This black, muddy atmosphere drunk with beastly instinct reminded me of the words the end of the
century.
(Brilliant.)
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I give praise to the idea and the courage of carrying it out.
Assuming that you thought of it, it’s not a task that is practically possible.
(Lower class brothels are different to High class brothels which gather customers using their name
value.)
I remembered the scene of the High class shops, where high-quality women lined up side by side on
the platform.
(If they do not continue showing their inherent flavor, the customers will soon leave.)
(But this feeling of everyday life may not be what they are aiming for.)
In reality, those who work in Low class shops are those who are older in age or those who are not able
to work in Middle or High class shops.
And that may have bought in the side effect of the feeling of everyday life.
With great interest, I started exploring the end of the century Royal Capital.
Here and there, women were crying out.
I walk around watching them.
Some of them were really crying out, and some of them were acting excessively.
It’s also interesting just by only looking.
However, since I’ve started feeling it, I decided to participate.
「Hyahh!」
「Woow!」
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Enjoying to some extent, when she was about to reach her peak, I pull back my waist.
This is what I learned from Light Cruiser Sensei, It’s never good to overdo it.
「Hyaaa!」
「Hiiyaahha~a~a~a!」
Just right before reaching Mob-chan, a voice that wasn’t mine resonates.
And, Mob-chan’s eyes which was focus on mine, turned up into the sky.
(What happened?)
I looked around.
I couldn’t comprehend.
I look towards Mob-chan.
… I understood.
A shadow extends from under Mob-chan’s feet, which means that someone was attached to her from
behind.
(Grandpa…)
(Like the receptionist uncle said, the early bird catches the worm.)
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(I see, it’s important to keep the environment clean to comfortably enjoy your time.)
「Hyaaa!」
(Hm?)
(What?)
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I was disappointed.
I thought it was going to be something interesting, but it was just a woman slacking off.
It’s a relatively young child killing time with a book in her hand, is what I found.
(Most probably the system here is fixed salary+ tips. There must be people aiming at the fixed salary.)
The women going back and forth are also part of the background.
If you can’t make money without doing work, there won’t be many women coming here.
Having a certain fixed salary is quite an effective countermeasure.
Thinking such a thing, a sudden feeling of meddling boil up.
Hidden from view, a frizzy hair girl was slacking off.
I’m doing this for the shop that came up with such a creative idea and also to turn over this girl.
Let’s educate her a little.
(Hyaaaa!)
(Oh?)
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If she’s too sensitive, going continuously would damage her spirit. Compensation for absence from
work would be required.
In order to prevent her from powering down when restarting; I hide her in the pile of cushions, and
walk away slowly.
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As the days went by, my evaluation at the pilot school was shattered.
There are those who deemed that my winning by judgment in the mock battle was acceptable and
others did not.
Those who were not, said that it was a cowardly way of fighting, and it was useless in actual combat.
「Tauro-kun, you can be using other ways to fight, but why do you stick to this way?」
「I think even without using this way of fighting, you will be able to obtain the same result, or even
better. 」
The noble’s kid particularly has high evaluation on my Magic Manipulation skill.
With this skill, he thinks that one would be able to handle any type of battle at a high-level.
I scream in my mind.
There is a reason to why I’m so persistent with this cowardly way of fighting.
Because of my excellent Magic Manipulation skill, I’m able to control the Golem as if it is my body.
However, as a side effect, every impact that the Golem receives, I too would sense the similar impact
being received.
This is why I am persistent on long ranged magic attack and escaping while avoiding close combat.
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To say, knowing that my sense of pain will be stimulated, a Tauro counter plan may even be made.
Please spare me from it.
「Even though he’s earning point using Light Arrow Magic Missile, but there’s not even actually
damage. 」
「Yeah, there won’t even be any use in actual combat … Oh, sorry, there is an effect for momentary
surprise」
「Putting aside being unfair, it’s not the proper way for a Knight’s pilot to conduct themselves.」
「This is what they mean by talent and character are different things. 」
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In such wonderful atmosphere, the most important event at the pilot school 『Regular Practical
Examination 』has begun.
(Oyakodon!)
Thinking of the dish I have never yet eaten before, a sloppy smile forms on my face.
In this world, in the Royal Capital, there must surely be a shop that has it.
The magical girl and her retired mother who’s a former magical girl. I imagined myself fighting
against the two.
In my head, the former magical girl is forcibly wearing her costume.
… I’m getting motivated.
I got into the simulator cockpit.
「……」
While thinking about the countermeasures my opponent would take, I challenged the round robin
battle.
But, I was at a loss for words.
The reality was ruthless and was far beyond my expectations.
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The three other in the same group were treating me as If I didn’t exist.
Since I’m determined to win, they didn’t want to spend useless magic chasing around.
The resource was to turn things over during the last frame.
That seems to be the case.
(Hore Hore)
While cheering for that guy in my mind, I prepare for my next match.
After the round robin battle ended, the first day of the Regular Practical Examination comes to an end.
Of course, I advance to the finals as one of group top.
The other top from the same group was the Braided Hair Busty-chan.
All the audience sight was glued to her, as if looking at a rare item.
There must be many males who are delighted that she made it to the finals.
By the way, the smirking young man lost in all the battles due to exhaustion of mana.
The result from the Regular Practical Examination is serious.
He may have to return to the Intermediate class.
My condolences.
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「Guru?」
「Gruuuuuu!」
「Graaaaaaa!」
「?」
「Guroooooo!」
His seeds were exploited out the same moment it was sown
It was the same as before.
The field convulsed violently.
It feels good.
The body feels good, but even more the mind felt better.
He has never met a field that responded to him at the end.
Goblin Grandpa’s view rapidly narrows, and starts reddening.
It was the first time Goblin Grandpa experienced going into berserk state.
He could no longer think of anything else.
It feels so good to sow seeds.
It feels so good to sow seeds.
Goblin Grandpa continued sowing his seeds eternally.
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It was when one of the cleaning women reported「A terrible thing has happened」, that the men in the
shop rushed to tear off Goblin Grandpa who was continuously sowing his seeds.
Because of the violation of「No continuous occupancy」and the fierce resistance when he was torn off,
Goblin Grandpa was banned from the End of The Century brothel.
Tauro who had good intention, taking people like Goblin Grandpa as target, tuned Truant.
But as a result, being the reason of Goblin Grandpa being banned could only be described as irony.
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The second and also the final day of the Regular Practical Examination.
Finally the advance class tournament begins.
During this tournament match, off-campus officials would be able to spectate.
Nobles, High Officials, members of the Knight brigade. In addition, a large number of influential or
guild related people in the Royal Capital also came to watch.
Feeling that I’m close to the edge of the field, I stepped on my right foot pedal.
The blast from the right Vernier thruster changes my course at a right angle.
If you do not lose your posture, moving using wind magic on one foot is not a difficult task.
And with my precise control, maintaining posture is an easy task.
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(How is it?)
Judge that I was dominant by the referee; I stand up from the simulator cockpit puffing my chest out
to the audience.
All the other matches besides mine were filled with excitement.
Cheers from both sides are resounding.
And now, the second round of the tournament begins.
「Hmm.」
「Take this.」
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「Right there.」
Going past the working range of the joint, I can create places where the shield is unable to defend.
Matching the maneuver of us both, I have to create such a place by all means.
Though there is little damage, there will still be several hits.
With this the balance of dominant judgment would leaned greatly towards me.
「With this it will be your end. So, what will you do Pony-san.」
「Oh?」
「Stop running!」
Saying so, Ponytail’s Golem throws its shield away, and charges at me holding a sword with both
hands.
「Eh?」
「……」
「Damnn!」
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「I see, this is the rumored person with a crude personality.」
「No, as a coward, he must have ponder desperately. We have to evaluate him for that.」
「But still, my compatibility with the opponent is very bad, I don’t feel like I’m able to win. 」
「Battle Start!」
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Seeing our hands leave after shaking, the referee shouts.
(What?!)
I’m astonished.
Don’t declare the start of the battle at such a close distance.
This is a complete distance for close combat battle.
In other words, if the match starts now, I have no chance of winning.
Alertly, I look towards the Noble’s kid.
He’s looking at the referee with an unpleasant expression.
I suddenly noticed.
The instructor in charge of being the semi final referee was the one who once presented me the warm
words, 「This Is what they mean by talent and character are different things. 」
I guess he wants me to fight close combat no matter what.
(Oh?)
The Noble’s kid Golem turns with its back facing me, and walks away.
And turns around at the formal position of a regular battle.
The Noble’s kid and I signaled each other and started the match.
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accomplishment.
Our Golems bump fists and left the field.
(Next month, It will be the Knight Brigade’s training. It’s finally time to move a real Knight with this
hand of mine.)
Oh, If I’ll be away for a few days, who will take care of Imosuke and Dangorou?
I thought about such a thing on the podium while being booed.
「There is no such thing as the 3rd place of the Regular Practical Examination not being able to
participate in the Knight Brigade’s training! 」
「Please Explain!」
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With these words, I realize. I can’t keep this up.
The elderly man was the one who invited me here.
So, I was hoping that he would be more favorable towards me than others.
The elderly man looks at me as if looking at a foul object.
Enraged, I left the instructor office.
(Even though I’ve come so far. A little more and I would have been able to reach the cockpit of a
Knight.)
(If I do not do close combat like the others, I will never receive a referral.)
(But, in close combat, I will not be able to leave a result to receive a referral.)
I felt such a heavy and dark feeling as if all the doors were closed.
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That night, I was walking around the red light district with unquenchable anger within my chest.
But at whom?
The only person who came to mind when speaking of a person who has the endurance to take in my
grumbling was the werewolf sister.
However, the only werewolf sister I know is in Jeanne. And I am not allowed to visit Jeanne.
「Mr. Tauro, thank you for your hard work. You have been through a lot」
It was Corneel.
「To think that the way of fighting that I advised had such a bad reputation. To be honest, that was
unexpected」
「Corneel doesn’t need to take responsibility for this at all. If I didn’t get the advice, I would most likely
still be the inferior one」
「If time was to revert back to that moment, I will still use the same fighting style」 I puffed out my
chest and said it in a clear voice.
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「Of course」 Corneel nodded.
I was like that of a walking drunken middle-aged father complaining about his dissatisfaction.
Talk the same many times, get angry and ask for consent. To be honest, I can’t believe it’s true.
Nodding away, Corneel hears me out.
In time, my internal pressure begins to fall, and my heart calms down like a hedgehog whose pines
have retracted.
I apologized for spilling unpleasant grumblings while also thanking him at the same time.
「A perfect place?」
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「Look, from back then, didn’t Tauro-san say that the pilot’s school uniforms are pretty good, that the
triangular shadow created by both thighs and the tight skirts above the knees are really attractive.」
I nodded strongly. Even now, when I have unpleasant memories at the pilot school which I have no
intention of elaborating on it.
「What if there was a place with waitresses which will serve you in that uniform?」
「…And what if they are still students who are currently studying at the pilot school? What will you do?
」
Due to how much meaning those words held for me, for a while, I found myself mouth agape, without
a word coming out from them.
In my mind, those words spun around in circles.
「Uniforms specialty store. They have any uniforms in their collection. Now you too! Conquer!
Uniforms! 1 Right now!」
The dark-colored signboard and the pop text description are wonderful.
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「It’s Corneel, the one who has made reservations!」
As the door pushed open, Corneel calls out vigorously to the concierge.
「Honestly, I was planning to celebrate the confirmation to join the Knights training.」
A seemingly prideful girl with a ponytail wearing a pilot school uniform greeted me while glaring.
This person I knew.
No, to be clear, she is the opponent who I sparred with the quarterfinals.
At the end of the duel, the students shouted phrases such as he was no match for her and fight fair
and square.
Needless to say, she is one of the competitors who thought poorly of my fighting style.
Also, she is the very person who threw heartless words such as 「Pervert」 and 「Hentai」 at me.
I felt the internal pressure, which should have fallen while I was grumbling to Corneel, rise to darkish
levels once again.
I think as such.
If that is the case, I am an expert at close combat.
By the way, the other is a girl super-big tits and her hair braided like a kappa.
This person will also be dueling in the group league.
And, the night of the practical skill test, the first game, Corneel started with super busty-chan and I
began with Ponytail.
We sat on the bed, facing each other.
I hate this person, but he is a customer, so it cannot be helped. There is such a feeling clearly
emanating from her.
Still, I feel relieved as she is still willing to treat me as a customer.
This was because I thought that she will most certainly either scream suddenly or leave angrily.
If that happens, I won’t be able to enjoy the much anticipated real-life uniform situation.
(Also, she does not seem to know that I’m Doctor Slime)
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I snickered.
「Alright, just open your legs a little. Oh, don’t open that much, open it a little smaller」
Deep within the healthy-looking thighs lies a triangular shape with white and blue stripes, I look at it
persistently.
I love watching this because I am lewd and perverted.
Moreover, when it comes to those from that of a forbidden opponent, it is natural that these strong
feelings would increase.
She is looking away with disgust and embarrassment.
I stroke her inner thigh.
I can tell from my palm that her body has stiffened a little.
(It is smooth)
I never would have thought that an opportunity like this would be given to me allowing me to touch
the inner thighs of the Ponytail to my heart’s content.
To do something like this with someone I have never gone out with: this is a crime.
This was only possible because Ponytail was working part-time at the brothel.
Students can openly work part-time at brothels without worry.
The culture of this world – I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
As I buried my face in her inner thigh and rubbed my cheek against it, a shaky voice came from above.
「You have seen enough yes? I am also doing this as a job, so allow me to do some work too」
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I am honestly impressed.
It feels good.
This is an act similar to my grooming, however, this uses the whole body instead of hand massage.
She strokes the exact spots where I feel good.
「All ready」
She removed the bath towel from my waist as I was lying on the bed.
Ponytail proceeds to get on top of me, sliding down the white-blue striped fabric thereafter.
Ponytail frowns.
「Please shift」
Ponytail murmurs.
Exactly as requested.
I am lying on my back, and on top of me is Ponytail in the pilot school uniform.
Needless to say, the tight skirt is still on.
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The same can be said for the contents underneath.
Since her legs are open and are facing me, the white-blue striped fabric can be seen perfectly when
slightly shifted to the side.
I am enraptured.
However, such a calm feeling only lasted for a moment.
I nodded away.
This feels good.
Ponytail became proud she saw that I had no room for conversations.
It seems she intends to return the favor from that match.
She starts shaking her body up and down.
(This is good)
(Hahaha)
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(As expected, women are wonderful)
I want to be healed more, but due to Ponytail’s marvelous weapon, I had reached too close to the goal.
Lateral movements were difficult to control with my hands when they were attached to the hip bones,
thus I changed the angle in small increments in order to prevent her from noticing.
Of course, this is to avoid the place where I feel good.
By the way, the service to keep Ponytail in her good position is still ongoing.
Unfortunately, Ponytail has stopped moving sideways after a few times.
She is looking at me doubtfully. She may probably be suspecting something.
(This is bad, I am not Doctor Slime right now. I am just a little boy in his thirties with little experience
who is tossed around by Ponytail.)
In order to set myself up as that sort of character, I intentionally screamed in a pathetic voice.
I am already close to exploding, please give me a break! I have to put in the effort to give off such an
air.
I am certain that my effort came to fruition. Even though she struggled, Ponytail grinned and
earnestly began to move rhythmically.
After enjoying the rhythmical movement from several degrees, I let out a pathetic hoarse voice which
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was easily noticeable. It was an enthusiastic act to suggest that I was struggling against saying I cannot
take it anymore.
Ponytail, who is a pilot candidate and is positioned on top, would most likely have realized that it is
time for the climax.
She brought it up to another level, using the gravitational acceleration as her ally, she started coming
down at me with the intention of putting an end to this.
I suddenly shifted the drop position by half, and what lied there was also the Ponytail’s「G-spot」.
Ponytail who had just unleashed her finishing blow packed with all her might laid upside down and
stopped moving.
She seems to be desperately trying to hide the fact that her whole body is trembling.
But I can tell.
Ponytail and I are deeply connected physically. The trembling of her whole body also does the same
to my skeleton.
Above all, the fact that the piping hot vacuum pump was in full operation was a clear sign that
Ponytail had just climaxed.
she wore such an expression on her face as she looked up from below.
Acting tough, she tried to keep up her appearance by showing an expression suggesting that this was
nothing.
She swung her head to the side, brushing her trademark pony-tail aside.
She then started moving up and down once again.
(How courageous)
As long as he does not notice the climax, I will bite my teeth and hang in there
I was impressed by her bravado.
But it was futile. The reality was relentless.
Ponytail has climaxed again after only moving up and down twice.
As expected, she could hang in there no longer, thus, she decided to break the link with me.
She then took half a step back, however, she fell down on her back. The bed was soft and was able to
break her fall.
Ponytail keeps her mouth wide open and was rapidly breathing through it. Her eyes were looking at
me in disbelief.
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「Please!」
「Please! Please!」
She tries to push me away desperately but I use both my hands to embrace her firmly.
「Please! Please!」
I continue to beg.
In front of me was Ponytail, her mouth wide open. The same mouth that spat hurtful words such as
perverted, obscene and cowardly at me.
I decided to take the opportunity to try it out. It must be difficult.
However, she closed her mouth and turned her face away.
It seems like a resolute refusal.
Since there is no other way, I decided to continue my begging.
「Please! Please!」
Even though I thought it was a spicy looking mouth, when I had a taste, it was succulently sweet like
that of the nectar from a warm peach.
A mellow fragrance travels from my mouth to my nose.
It seems like Ponytail had some fixation about her mouth. Even though she was desperately resisting
earlier, her resistance quickly weakened and all the strength left her body.
And she started tearing up.
(Eh?)
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After Ponytail’s mouth was released from my captivity, she started murmuring deliriously.
It seems like she wanted to apologize to someone.
The interesting thing was that 「Elf」 was mixed in those words.
I brought my ears closer to Ponytail’s mouth, concentrating so as not to miss the disjointed words
that she was murmuring.
(Those assholes)
Listening to me, I was swollen with anger and discomfort towards the elven men.
There is no regret or guilt already.
From what I learned from Ponytail’s words.
She said.
「The Elven shop, Köni. A wonderful male elf who is a regular there will gently escort the ladies.」
I had some things I am curious about, thus, I activated abnormal status effect recovery (F) on Ponytail.
The sensation was different from that of one under the influence of inferior aphrodisiacs. I do not
remember it very well, but I think it was similar to the sensation when I activated it on myself at the
Awalk inn.
That was when I was brainwashed by Elder Lich Elda.
Fortunately, Ponytail was able to recover immediately with the F-rank magic.
(I will not forgive that someone for doing something like this to her)
I love brothels.
Going to brothels is a huge part of my life.
I was able to raise myself by the women in these brothels.
And I was even able to make friends with Corneel, my very first friend when I came to this world
because we shared an interest known as brothels.
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The women at the brothel make me happy.
And though a part-timer, Ponytail is working at a brothel.
That is why I cannot forgive the Elf that made Ponytail like this.
(I was trying not to get involved with the Elves as much as possible but it seems like that is
impossible)
I recall the appearance of the elves trying to use the very humans they despise.
(You are my enemies. One day, I will let all of you know this very fact)
(Ponytail has left her body to those with long things. She must have gotten used to being stimulated in
the deepest places that normal humans can never get a taste of.)
If that is the case, abnormal status recovery magic will not be enough to remove the brainwashing.
I must do whatever it takes to reach that circuit of joy that has been carved into the depths of her
body.
This is a circuit that only the Elves can reach, the Elves are to be held in high regard for that aspect.
If that is the case, I should just push deeper. So much so that the stain left by Elves fades.
(I will steal her lips along the way and heal her wounded heart)
I left it at that.
And I started infiltrating Ponytail once again.
Seeing her chin rise as she threw her head back, I gently returned to her mouth, sealing it.
I then activated my monk’s fist.
My virtual gun barrel extension kneaded by my consciousness went deeper and deeper diving right
into Ponytail’s deepest parts
My virtual extension barrel is not a substance. It has already reached the star ethereal body’s
territory.
Therefore, it can easily reach the true depths that cannot be reached by the material body of the
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Elves.
Due to the overwhelming stimulation, the Ponytail had a huge eruption with every blow, but this
cannot be helped. Be patient, this is for the sake of healing her.
And until I was satisfied, I adventured in the deepest part of Ponytail’s dungeon and scraping off at
the curse that the elf carved into the wall until there were no traces left.
[1. TL note: Uniform and Conquer are read the same way in Japanese – Seifuku]
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After laying Ponytail on the bed to rest, I watched Corneel as I took a break on the sofa.
Corneel seems to be neither having a showdown nor having fun with Super-big breasts Kappa with
braids as his partner.
(Poison Removal?)
He is most likely working hard, with braided kappa super big breasts as his practice partner.
Poison Removal is a technique owned by an experienced older sister working at Healthy Massage.
First of all, keep the water level of your partner at the limit, continually avoiding the climax.
And when it comes to a point where nothing can be done to stop it, it will urge it to overflow all at
once.
At that moment, the overwhelming internal pressure that has been accumulated literally explodes
which brings the mind and body to new heights of ecstasy.
(In other words, the more you endure, the more incredible you feel later)
He is in front of me, letting out a hoarse voice and has a leg raised up,
Corneel failed to control the water level of Super-big tits, and this seems to have caused it to overflow.
When I use my hands to wipe the sweat on my forehead, the fallen blocks started piling up once again.
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Hearing these apologetic words, I waved my hands
「Today is not the only day that I can come to have fun. Thank you very much for telling me about such
a wonderful shop.」
I continue to speak.
Corneel lets out an expression seemingly saying so I have been seen through.
Detoxification is a technique that keeps your partner at the brim of the water level limit.
For that purpose, it is necessary to know the habitual water level fluctuation and the height limit of
the water level of your partner.
Corneel has most likely had a rough understanding of the braided super-big tits in the time thus far.
That means that the real practice will actually be starting from now. All will be for naught If he
changes his partner now.
Corneel began to immerse himself in practice again, with a smile on his face that was wet with sweat
amongst other things.
When we were nearing the allotted two hours, while we were tidying up our appearance, we were
shaking hands in the middle of the room.
「Congratulations, Corneel-san」
As a result of unrelenting practice with braided super-big breasts, Corneel finally succeeded in
carrying out the detoxification technique.
「There is a huge difference between 0 and 1. After you succeed once, you just need to increase the
accuracy.」
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He joyfully replied that is true, to these words.
Not only Ponytail who did not have a second round but super-big tits too who was blown away by the
Poison Removal were already dressed.
I learned in the battle with Light Cruiser Mentor. Overdoing is not good.
Just like when Mentor was my partner, it is rare to have a memory etched to your very soul.
「In the end, Tauro-san didn’t touch her at all. There isn’t much time, but please do use this
opportunity and touch her.」
My heart will feel heavy if I do not allow you to do that much. Corneel insists.
Braided kappa super tits and Ponytail concentrated their gaze on me.
Not only was it gigantic, but it also stood diagonally upward, like an air defense missile that protected
allies from enemy aircraft.
That form which ignores gravity makes it look as mysterious as a cantilever beam.
I thought so instinctively.
I reach out my hands to braided Super-big tits whose face has turned red.
And I continued palpating the stunning missile for the remaining 5 minutes.
In the deepest part, there is a giant tree with a frightening height exceeding 1,000m.
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This giant tree is not only tall. The branches extending around form a green umbrella with a diameter
of 4,000 meters.
Thinking rationally, the sunlight would not be able to permeate through an umbrella of such
thickness.
However, the leaves of this giant tree made seemingly out of thin emeralds, mysteriously allow light to
pass through.
Therefore, even if one is near its center, one will not be enveloped in darkness.
The sunlight that permeates through shines gently under the umbrella.
And under the jadish green light, people called Elves traveled back and forth.
This tree is called the 「World Tree」, and in this world, it is one of a kind.
At the same time, the Elves call this the 「Elven Village」, it is the Elven holy land and is also their
capital.
And right now, near the root of this tree in its innermost part, the Uro, a High Elf stands.
The High Elf man which had deep wrinkles on his face due to his age had a mixed expression of
surprise and doubt.
No one is around. In the gloomy space where no sunlight could not enter, there was only him and the
sapling of the World Tree in front of him.
According to the research by High Elf, the mana circulating globally is radiated to the surface world
through the World Tree.
The emitted mana diffuses into the sky and eventually descends to the entire surface of the earth.
It is said that the mana that has amassed while absorbing various attributes from the ground and the
surface of the water sinks to the depths of the earth, and after decades, it is once again emitted from
the World Tree as pure mana.
The sapling, which had been growing steadily up till now to become the next World Tree, suddenly
stopped its growth and began to show signs of degeneration.
In this world, there can only exist one fully-grown tree of the World Tree.
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Therefore, the aged World Tree begins to emit mana into the tree hollow within the tree, known
otherwise as the Uro, in order to create the next World Tree.
The sapling grows into a fully-grown tree using the abundant mana radiating from its surroundings as
nutrition.
And when it becomes a fully-grown tree, its role as the World Tree can be carried out, its existence
changes from one that absorbs mana from its surroundings to one that acts as the exit of the influx of
mana to the surface of the earth.
Now, the same thing will repeat inside this aged World Tree. That is until the other day.
Now, the radiation of mana from the Uro has been weakening at an alarming rate.
It seems that the sapling that has lost its nutrition is returning to its original form as herbs instead of
growing.
Medicinal herbs.
Indeed, there is a close relationship between medicinal herbs and the World Tree.
Along with the mana, the seeds of the young World Tree will also diffuse into the sky.
Seeds that have settled in areas with high concentrations of mana germinate and grow into medicinal
herbs, and those settled in areas with low concentrations of mana grow into grass called 「Modoki
Medicinal Herbs1」.
And, in this Uro, which is said to be the cradle of the World Tree, only the seed that has been exposed
to mana irradiation can grow into the next World Tree.
Of course, the knowledge about the World Tree is shared only amongst the High Elves and cannot be
known to common Elves.
「Is the sapling reaching the end of its life before it could develop?」
The managing the sapling is my job. And for as long as I could remember, there was no oversight on
my part.
In the first place, the reason for the stop in the growth of the sapling lies not with the sapling but with
the fully-grown tree. This is due to the weakening of the mana irradiation.
If that is the case, this is not my responsibility. This is the responsibility of the group that manages the
World Tree.
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「In any case, I need to report this as soon as possible.」
While thinking about the global crisis and his own crisis, the old High Elf hurriedly left the Uro.
The conference room was packed with aged Elves who had gathered together.
This is because they received a report from the person who manages the sapling of the World Tree.
「No, though it is old, it will not end immediately」The man who sat on the chairperson seat said while
looking at the reports from the group who were patrolling the World Tree.
「But there is no doubt that the sapling will be ruined as it is, and the current World Tree will
eventually reach the end of its life.」
To that question, a fat man seated beside fires off another as if he was ridiculed.
There is no suitable environment to nurture the sapling other than the Uro of the World Tree.
This is because there is no place in the world that is filled with such concentrated mana.
「Then why don’t we investigate the cause of the current World Tree’s weakening of mana irradiation,
and work towards allowing it to once again radiate mana as per normal?」
The vote for this decision was taken easily and it was decided that the entirety of the World Tree was
to be checked as soon as possible.
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「The World Tree is the source of our Elven power. We must do something about this」
By having the World Tree, the source which radiates mana, under the Elven grasp, the Elves have
secured an absolute mana resource compared to other races.
Even when the lower races arrogantly demanded joint management of the World Tree, we repelled
them with attack magic using its dense mana.
By the way, it is believed that only one fully-grown tree can exist in the world.
The fact of the matter is, the World Tree acts as the exit of the circulating mana to the surface. There is
no need for one. Conversely, having one is more distorted.
However, there currently exists only one World Tree. That is a fact.
A long time ago even for Elves, we were a nation that used several years of mana power in order to set
up the 「Grand Charter」 (Magi Charter) network around the world.
It is a large scale magic that activates automatically based on the rules made by the Elves of that time
(Logic).
Its main purpose is to maintain the number of World Trees at one, which was coincidentally the
number at that time.
And the management of the World Tree was limited to the Elves and their cooperators.
Henceforth, we were able to monopolize the most prominent mana resource of the world for the
longest time.
「No one other than the titleholder can affect the World Tree.」
The Grand Charter (Magi Charter) assembled by the ancient Elves, only those that are recognized and
granted a title by it can be involved with the World Tree
There has never been a thief appearing out of nowhere and snatching the title.
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「High Elf」 is the title, and the Grand Charter selects Elves who have reached a certain standard in age,
knowledge, mana, and magical skills from amongst many to grant the title.
That is why the common Elves are not involved in matters regarding the World Tree.
Those that are involved are the chosen ones like them, a group of elites.
「There are titleholders from other races, but this is not an issue.」
The reason being that at the beginning of the enactment of the Grand Charter, the enactment itself was
difficult without assistance from other races.
And there is also an issue with magic where the amount of mana required for the enactment can be
greatly reduced by loosening the criteria for the target.
Suppose that the required amount of mana when the target is limited to the Elves is 100, and 0 in the
case where there are no limitations at all, there is a quadratic graph that is drawn between them.
Therefore, the criteria was loosened to a certain degree to reduce the amount of mana required for
the enactment to a level where it can be accomplished.
「There are no titleholders left in the world that are from the time.」
That is a given. Even those from the Elves, who lived long lives, did not survive.
「And the hurdles in trying to receive a new title are placed extremely high.」
By raising the hurdle, the loosened criteria has been substantially invalidated.
「We are the only ones who can resolve this. We cannot spend too much time on this issue, but
investigate carefully so as not to overlook anything.」
Each of the old people in the conference room expressed their consent.
[1. TL note: A group of Japanese herbs. Check this out for images
https://www.google.com/search?q=%E8%96%AC%E8%8D%89%E3%83%A2%E3%83%89%E3
%82%AD]
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A few days after it was confirmed that I was unable to participate in the Knights training.
This was because I considered that the possibility of me becoming a Knight Pilot even if I stayed was
non-existent.
Right my wrongs, fight fairly in close combat and leave behind good results.
However, I do not think that I could leave good results in other areas besides my current fighting style.
I folded the uniform that had been dry-cleaned and placed it in my bag.
As the school has taken care of me, I would also like to return the items in pristine condition.
After the preparations were complete, I headed for the Pilot School. This would be the final time I
would be commuting to this school.
There are various types of faculty members, those with disappointed looks on their faces, those who
put on an expression suggesting that me dropping out was natural, those who on top of ignoring me,
hit me with their hatred using their backs.
This gave off the feeling that they highly respected those aristocratic children
After finishing all my greetings, I turned back at the school gate and looked back at the school.
A few days ago, I still belonged there, it was part of my everyday life.
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Suddenly, the hustle and bustle of the school sounded like a distant entity.
I bowed deeply and I left the school. Though my time there was short, it was packed full of memories.
When I returned home, I stuffed the potions I made into my potion bag.
(Nothing will change even after I dropped out of school. It will just return to how it was before.)
Just like before, make potions, get paid for them, and go to the brothel with the money.
(In fact, there are many problems which will disappear when I stop being a Knight Pilot.)
That is right.
Life in an organization called the Knights Order, known for its strict discipline.
Up until now, I had forcibly placed a lid over those problems with the reasoning that I wanted to try
controlling a knight.
(I must collect information on the stores for the Adult Gourmet Club)
Going through the door of the Merchant Guild, I headed for the potion purchase counter.
As usual, the female employees who know that I am a doctor slime will not let down their guard.
(I won’t do anything)
The old man who had a strong character and came to be in charge of me comes over.
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I received the payment for my portions with my guild card.
After finishing a series of tasks, the old man started talking to me.
After hearing my answer, the old man guided me to the back with a relieved expression.
After I drank half of the tea which was served, a person matching Itsuzoya entered.
It’s Santa Claus. A nice wide body, a white beard, it was the very image I had of Santa Claus.
「I apologize for the wait.」 That was the first thing Santa said.
If memory serves, he must be the Vice Guild Leader of the Merchant Guild.
「This was originally a matter that the Guild Leader wanted to discuss with you, but he is still on his
way.」
「I can be a Knight Pilot through the Merchant Guild?!」 I accidentally raised my voice.
According to what Santa said, he welcomes me to be the pilot of the Knight owned by the Merchant
Guild.
「That is great news but how did it turn out this way?」
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In the first place, I do not even remember telling the Merchant Guild that I was attending a Pilot
School.
Santa started explaining the situation to me with a puzzled expression on his face.
「The way you fought at the regular practical test was stunning. We were watching at the venue and I
was impressed.」
It seems like the Guild Leader and the Vice Guild Leader from the Merchant Guild were invited as
spectators.
Hearing these words, I took a look at Santa to determine how genuine he was.
Those eyes did not contain the colors indicative that he scorned me for being a coward.
「Despite leaving behind the stunning result of third place, my oh my, I am beyond shocked that you
were unable to participate in the Knights Order’s training.」
After hearing these words, I remembered the booing at the award ceremony. And I said, 「If you were
watching, then surely you already know right? My fighting style didn’t seem to be very popular.」
「It can’t be helped if they are amateurs. But for those involved in battle to carry out such acts…I’m
worried about the future of the Knights Order.」
「Actual battles are ruthless. People who look down on an undefeatable foe as a coward and stop their
own growth in the process will not attain victory in the end.」
Her form when she threw away her shield and charged at me in order to adapt to her circumstances.
「Fighting with the same rules and losing thereafter. Then seeking for the reason for the loss, not from
within but from external factors.」
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「And the conclusion drawn was not due to one being weak, but because one’s opponent was
cowardly.」
「That way of thinking itself is far more cowardly. And for them to belong to the Knights Order of our
country, this makes me worried about whether the defense of our country is alright.」
「It was the pilot school, not the Knights, who did not accept the training.」
However, Santa shook his head from side to side and was not convinced.
「The Pilot School is a training institution that is a part of the Knights Order. The school is not allowed
to make their own decisions with regards to the applicability of the students.」
An unpleasant feeling, like that of when one hears about a truth they never wanted to know, wells up
within me.
I already knew this but him being so certain on top of having the reasoning to back it up really grates
my heart out.
「This may be rude but we have looked through your battle record. It was indeed fantastic」
「Comparing the results with the injuries incurred, Tauro-san’s has achieved victories with very few
injuries incurred. More than anybody else」
(I see)
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「From the perspective of an investor, Tauro-san is an excellent investment. It is to the extent where
you are unrivaled」
「Thank you for waiting, Tauro-san. It seems like the Guild Leader has returned. He will soon be
heading over here.」
Just after Santa said this, an elderly man with small stature entered the room.
He feels like a person of intelligence and character and while he has a short stature, he has an air of
boldness fitting to be called a Guild Leader.
(Hmm?)
(Where have I met him before? No, where have I seen him?)
After finishing our greetings, we sat down on the sofa once again.
Just then, a female staff appeared carrying tea for the Guild Leader.
(I remembered!)
After the female staff bent her knee slightly, she placed the tea on the table.
The Guild Leader sneaked a peek at her thighs.
Indeed, an elderly man with a small stature known as the Guild Leader of the Merchant Guild, well
known for his conquest with his overwhelming fertility at the Century’s End Brothel, he is indeed the
Old Man Goblin.
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His tone was silent which spoke a lot about his character.
「N-no it is nothing.」
I was restless after witnessing the gap between his current appearance and his appearance I saw at
the Century’s End Brothel.
Old Man Goblin and Santa are talking to each other in low voices.
I nodded.
This probably means that there is a possibility that I will be dispatched to battle.
「The Knight’s seat is currently empty. Do you have any intentions on filling this seat?」
He seems to be thinking that I made my decision too quickly without even hearing the terms.
Indeed, I have but one dream which is to pilot the humanoid giant robot.
I am not at all picky over details like if it not be for the kingdom’s Knights Order or if the rewards are
not great.
It was only because I thought that the Knights Order was owned solely by the kingdom that I devoted
myself to joining
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However, there remained one thing that I was extremely curious about.
I boldly asked about it.
「I only placed third in the mock battle. Even if I took part in the training of the Knights Order, I am not
sure whether I will be accepted」
「Honestly speaking, I am far more inferior as compared to a beginner Pilot. Even so, will you welcome
me as a Knight Pilot?」
At school, I was a student who was teeming with aspirations of being a Knight Pilot.
「You are a really serious person. For you to be concerned about such matters」 Old Man Goblin was
laughing.
「As mentioned earlier, it is the duty of this guild’s Knight to exterminate the magical beasts. Although
there are times where you will participate in battles between countries, you will definitely not be at
the center of it.」
I nodded.
「In short, you are not a Star. When comparing to the Knights Order, you will be two to three levels
lower. Even so, will you accept this position?」
I see, even though I did not make the cut as a Pilot of the Knights Order. The Knight of the Merchant
Guild is also very inferior from the perspective of the Knights Order.
This way, there may very well be a balance between the two parties.
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「That means the negotiation was successful」
I firmly shook the hand of Old Man Goblin which had potentially squeezed the butts of thousands of
girls.
His heart was like that of a young boy which had not lost its curiosity even as he is regarded as an old
man due to the accumulating years.
I sent a gaze expressing my respect for the elderly man with a small stature.
With this, I became the Pilot of the Knight owned by the Merchant Guild.
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Its appearance clad in a beige armor which gave off a refined air resembling that of the Desert Type
which made it look cool.
I am at the east gate of the Royal Capital.
The Merchant Guild Knight is kept and maintained here.
The magician who was in charge of maintenance was looking at my happy demeanor with a smile.
「…Old Lady?」
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「Does its name have some kind of origin?」 I asked while shocked.
「Yes, it is old. It is the oldest active Knight in the kingdom, having been active for at least 300 years.」
The mechanic politely answered.
(300 years!)
What a shame, it seems like she has no benefits apart from being old.
However, there is no need for disappointment.
I already heard beforehand from the Guild Leader and understood that the Merchant Guild’s Knight is
not first grade.
By the way, by 「oldest」, I am sure that my brethren who understand the heart of the collector would
agree that this is a benefit.
「Her movement speed as a golem is slow due to her lack of power. For magic attack capabilities, it will
be dependent on her equipment」
Her magic attack capability will be dependent on her equipment and my mana huh.
Activating wind magic in the vernier for movement, how about movement magic?
「You know, only the covered pod of her pilot seat is above the water level. She is the calculating Old
Lady, not allowing her pilot’s mana to escape」
While listening to this, I looked up at what is to be my machine from here on out, the Old Lady.
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(…This is fun)
(This is completely different from the pilot seat simulation, this gives off a sense of realism.)
(I am the only pilot in the Merchant Guild. I can freely use my mana without a need to be wary of my
surroundings.)
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I truly thought this way.
Therefore, I earnestly resolved myself with 「I must do my best in order to maintain this position」
「Aim!」
「Fire!」
「Beam Rifle…」
It was such a wonderful time that such feelings of guilt welled up inside of me.
「Cheers!」
「No no, I will be in your care from here on out so doing this is a given」
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I poured him a drink.
According to Herbivorous Mechanic, the previous Pilot was overbearing and it seems that there were
no opportunities to dine with him.
I snickered.
It was a filthy and short laugh.
But I came to a sudden realization.
I wonder why the Pilot position of the Merchant Guild left empty?
He might have died in battle. That has the highest probability when taking this job into consideration.
Upon hearing my question, the Mechanic was perplexed.
「He was told many times to avoid close combat but he refused to listen at every turn so he was fired」
(Huh?)
「There was actually an order by the Guild Leader to prioritize long-range combat and avoid close-
range combat at all costs」
「He only said things about pride and Knights being the stars of close combat and refused to follow the
order」
「And without any results to show, he only returned with his broken machine」
「To add on, he said that it was not the fault of his skills but that the machine was flawed」
「In high time, the Guild Leaders were furious and fired him」
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I now understand full well.
The reason why the Guild Leader and the Vice Guild Leader valued my fighting style that highly.
They probably had a hard time dealing with my predecessor.
「All?」
「All」
「None escaped?」
「None escaped」
「Yeah, a lot」
On a branch of a certain tree located at the center of the Forest Garden, a roughly 20cm long
caterpillar reaching up is observing its surroundings by turning its head.
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Though no one noticed, there was a pillbug that had half of its body peeking out from below the rock.
There were such exchanges of conversations through these voices which were unlike voices.
And so, in the approaching scenery of the evening, there were sounds of sticks breaking within the
Forest Garden.
[1. TL note: Men in Japan are called Herbivores if they are not interested in looking for a
girlfriend/getting married. To find out more check this out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men]
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Chapter 61
Translator: “Ashita” Editor: “Weasalopes”
「Time to get moving, I have been doing shelving for a long time now.」
Leaving the Forest Garden, I said to myself while I looking at the herbal tree.
This is a measure against the Elves.
I do not like those bunch but I am fine if I do not get involved with them. I thought this way until
recently.
But the situation has changed drastically.
It is Ponytail’s brainwashing caused by the Elves.
Though I have no evidence, there was no mistaking it. I perceived the situation in such a manner.
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「To be defeated by customers, who are commoners, patronizing them」
I like that.
To be repeatedly defeated by common Human males.
To be sent to heaven by the very people they despise.
That would probably be very humiliating.
My let out a smirk as I was thinking of this.
「If it is possible to come deep in their ‘Tatami room’, it may then be possible to get them hooked」
I think deeply.
There are no longer only flowers, fruits, and saplings.
There are now mushrooms and vegetables
I am not as happy as I do not cook, but I am certain that those who do would be overjoyed.
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I look at the soybean which had grown to look delicious.
They are delicious when you boil them in salt before they ripen.
By the way, soybeans are also a favorite of the Elves.
「…Ah!」
The soybeans would not have grown without Imosuke. Dangurou probably helped with matters like
maintenance.
It can be said that the insight I managed to gain was also due to their hard work.
「Though with all of your help, I have come up with a good idea」 As I say this, I expressed my
gratitude.
Imosuke and the gang were happy even though they did not know what was going on.
It seems they are happy that they could be of help.
They are my precious familiars.
Before noon, I settled my brunch by buying a lunch plate from a store in front of my house.
Also, with the party goods I bought from the general store, my disguise is all set. Well, it is only a hair
color spray and a fake beard.
Now, I am an attractive middle-aged man with 「loach beard」 and silver-gray hair.
Also, I had excellent reviews from my familiars as seen from their upright feelers.
As for the reason for the disguise, at noon, matching the opening time of 「Elven Store, Froi.
Wonderful Elves welcome you」, I would commence my attack.
Before I leave, I gave out instructions to my familiars.
「When I come back later today, no matter what happens, pour this on me」
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This is a measure taken against brainwashing.
From here on out, I am heading towards the battlefield.
I have confidence in victory, but as long as this is a battle, nothing is absolute. I must prepare
measures in the event of my defeat.
What I am most fearful of is brainwashing. As long as I live, I am able to get by with injury and disease
healing magic
「I will be leaving then. I will get them back for all of your sakes too」
Along with the opening of the store, I passed by the signboard above me which said 「Elven Store, Froi.
Wonderful Elves welcome you」 and headed in.
I, a human was the very first man to defeat an Elven woman. It would not be weird if they had marked
me.
I had braced myself should my shoddy disguise be seen through easily.
When I looked at the gallery, I saw Soba Juice. As usual, her thick brows are alluring.
She was the one I had once fought and defeated.
As a result, she was branded as 「the very first human-defeated Elven woman」 and was an extreme
disgrace to them.
When she met my gaze, she smiled.
(What is this?)
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It helps that there isn’t a commotion but for this to go so unexpectedly well is scary in itself as it made
me feel that something is up.
For now, I named an Elf except Soba Juice.
I headed to the reception for payment.
I pay in gold today. It is a measure against my identity being exposed by my guild card.
The concierge was going about her job indifferently.
I was certain after seeing this.
No, saying that they do not remember me is a bad way of expressing this situation.
To the Elves, matters such as a Human receiving a title are the epitome of humiliation.
It feels like instead of not remembering me, they have trouble differentiating between individual
Humans.
(……)
(This is poison)
I understand the feeling of getting hooked on her and patronizing her regularly.
The Elves have a wide variety of play repertoires.
Rather than patronizing regularly, there are probably those who had ruined themselves for this.
I gave a pumped myself as it felt I was brainwashing myself even though nothing was being done to
me.
And so, my battle began.
While looking at the light circulation and color temperature of Baltic beauty, I began cooking my
beans.
(What is this?)
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My face contorted.
The Elven Edamame looks like Edamame at first glance but when examining its light circulation and
color temperature, it was a with shells.
It was the epitome of hardness. It probably would not bulge even when a car runs them over.
While observing the light circulation, I began massaging the hard shell of the walnut.
I saw no reaction in the light circulation.
I rely on my persistence, thoroughly slow cooking it under a weak fire, diligently continuing my
massage.
(Even though she looks like a regular woman, she packs this much defense. As expected of an Elf I
should say.)
(But if the shell is a lamination layer of thin skins, I should be able to peel it off when it softens after
the slow cooking.)
After passing a certain amount of heat through the thin skin, I managed to peel off the first.
It seems like my partner is letting out sweet moans but I knew it was an idiotic act as I understood
her level of sensitivity.
It was probably on the level of her heels being touched so she probably does not feel anything.
While the bean is boiling, I peel the skin piece by piece. Although I already peeled 20 pieces, it looks
like there are still about more than half of that to go.
「So you like it that much」 Baltic woman said, astonished.
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Thinking as such, I continued on with my straightforward task.
When I peeled more than fifty pieces, even Baltic beauty could no longer remain calm.
She reacts to every peel of the skin.
Her voice is no longer an act.
She tried to escape when she witnessed what was never done before, but I do not let her do that.
As her arms and legs were long and thin, I was easily able to lock her joints.
Peel, peel.
I peel the skin piece by piece.
The skin becomes thinner and thinner. It has now become a thin skin.
Peel.
At long last, I peeled off the final skin.
Triumphant, the now huge body began shaking.
I will try blowing it.
She shrieked.
(It is a success)
The Elven Edamame which already had its skin peeled became sensitive to every blow.
A smile appeared on my face. The straightforward task bore fruit.
Once I have reached this point, there is only very little work left to do.
Continually stimulating her until she gets hooked on it and never forgets this experience. I will crave
this into her very soul until this becomes a conditioned reflex.
(Imosuke, Dangurou and the many men who were deceived by the Elven women. Lend me your
strength!)
(Here I go!)
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Her shrieking never stops. It gets louder and louder. It has come to a point where it is not a voice let
out by a Human-type living being.
But I never stopped grinding until Baltic beauty’s consciousness melted.
(It is done)
On the bed, Baltic beauty had her arms and legs spread out in a way that resembled the 「⼤」 in Kanji.
I struck an imposing pose on the bed and looked down at Baltic beauty.
(I slow cooked it till the heat passed to the very center making it taste soft and sweet)
(She should feel ecstasy with even the slightest touch of air.)
I gently blew.
Though her consciousness was long gone, she twitched like that of a grilling squid.
(With this, she should be able to give a warm reception from the bottom of her heart even if the
customer is only able to go from the entrance hall to the corridor)
If the customer were to grind near the entrance, the vibration would travel to the cooked bean.
It lies just beside. This results in it not being able to escape from the vibration.
She will probably become ecstatic.
Thinking this, I laid my hands on the Baltic beauty’s butts.
(Wonderful)
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Grabbing both of her ankles, I send 「Deva King」 which had an imposing pose, to the depths of the
entrance hall.
Baltic beauty had put up a huge struggle.
Honestly, all this was shocking to me as I had no idea where all her strength came from.
(No problem. I would just have to finish this like what I have imagined, no, I will go beyond that)
Even a short stroke to the deep ones now give them an astonishing amount of stimulation.
From analyzing the color temperature, several strokes from a normal person would probably send
the Elf woman passing through Heaven’s gate (Heaven’s Door)2.
Also, no matter how exceptional the Elven woman’s technique is, she will find it difficult to satisfy her
partner within several tries.
After that, she will need to let go of her conscious and leave it to her conditioned reflexes to satisfy
her partner.
Even with a technique that does not rely on consciousness, the Elves would be able to satisfy their
customers.
As I critiqued, I too was really enjoying Baltic beauty.
After that, I left in her room without regard for the time remaining and descended to the lobby.
And I nominated the next Elven woman from the gallery.
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「Certainly. …Though there is still some time remaining, would this arrangement be fine?」
The concierge had an expression seemingly saying so there is such a commendable customer.
I nodded.
I proceeded to make a payment. After that, I took the hands of the Elven woman and hurriedly headed
for the room.
Needless to say, it was a different room.
I made a face which said isn’t that obvious and laughed degradingly.
Thereafter, I pushed through by feigning ignorance.
And I began making sweetened beans once again.
「I am very sorry but I cannot accept any more nominations from you」
I was rejected by the concierge as I was trying to nominate my next Elven woman.
This was within my expectations. I egged her on.
「Hmm, I see. As expected, it seems like the Elves have it rough with Humans as their partners」
「I think that that attitude of them doing their best in Human towns is commendable. However, since
the Elves are weak would it not be for your own sakes that you only do business with your own race?」
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I said it politely but the contents essentially meant: 「Know your place and return to the countryside
where you belong」
Always looking down on others and having the arrogance to one-sidedly reject others. What’s more,
their nature as evil as the amount of sympathy they show to others.
This is what the Elves always do.
Hidden behind the concierge’s face was a rising anger.
Normally, these words would cause her to laugh behind the scenes saying, 「This idiot who doesn’t
know that he has been deceived」
But today, these words hit its mark.
I was about to add the finishing touches to the store’s last woman, the waitress.
For a store of this scale, it only has 8 people in the gallery and 1 waitress totaling up to 9 people.
They were probably able to handle the load as the people patronizing the store were easy to please.
Playtime was like resting time to them.
They were probably able to partner up with customers continuously throughout the day.
Other than the very first Baltic beauty, I was only concentrating on cooking the sweetened beans and
did not do the tasting.
It should be fine for me to at least taste the final person.
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Waitress was the very first opponent I fought that defeated me.
She was the one who taught me how scary the Elves were.
I can still remember her arrogant smile from that time.
「Get pregnanttttt!」
She was magically vaccinated, thus she was unable to become pregnant.
However, this feeling of brutality is amazing.
I was extremely satisfied.
Even now as my face with the loach beard resembling 「Ebisu」, I headed for the exit with a light gait.
There, the concierge who wore an expression resembling a demon stopped me.
This is pretty scary. She has enough pressure to blow away my coldness and sweat.
I gave the name of the elderly instructor at the Pilot School.
The elderly instructor had helped me out on many occasions.
I have no problem with yielding the credit over to him.
Also, they haven’t noticed even after I went this far.
They should not be able to distinguish between the elderly instructor and me.
I quickly took my leave.
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「I hear beans are the favorite of the Elves」
(These gentlemen will soon find out that my words are true)
I snickered.
If this happens, everything will cascade.
Rumors call upon more rumors, day after day, there will be lines of gentlemen seeking the cooked
beans.
(How entertaining)
To be done in by the very Humans they despise, what’s more, by normal males.
They will guide the Elven women to the stairs of Heaven over and over again.
Their Heaven’s gate (Heaven’s Door) will be open with the power of beans.
No, even before that at the final step before the Heaven’s gate (Heaven’s door), even the Heavens
would show its face of ecstasy.
After I was satisfied with my dark and twisted joy, I headed to a stall nearby for my dinner.
That night, I returned home in a good mood as I have managed to exact my revenge on the Elves.
It is a habit of mine.
And as I turned on the lights and stretched my arms, I was attacked by somebody.
「Kgh!」
(Was it an Elf?)
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Such thoughts arose from within me all at once.
From above, a sparkling green liquid was scattered over me.
「U-Ugh……」
Bearing with the pain, I slightly opened my eyes and looked across the dark room.
I then understood everything after seeing the figures of my familiars.
Imosuke and the gang faithfully executed my order and threw a potion as I was returning home.
What’s more, it was in the vial.
To be exact, the potion was thrown by Dangurou and after it hit my head, its contents scattered mid-
air.
(It was extremely painful but I cannot blame Imosuke and the gang)
[1. 2 long mustaches sticking out from each side like that of whiskers. TL note: To find out more,
click here] [2. TL note: They are the 4 Buddhist Gods of the 4 cardinal directions. To find out more,
click here] [3. TL note: Written as Heaven’s Door read as Heaven’s Gate.] [4. TL note: The God of
Fisherman and Luck, also 1 of the 7 Gods of Fortune. To find out more, click here]
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Chapter 62
Translator: “Karaage” Editor: “Weasalopes”
「Uwaa, so big.」
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Avoiding close combat battle and repelling them using long-range attack magic.
That’s the instruction given by Santa Clause, the vice guild leader.
(Okay.)
(… I overdid it.)
「Still what was that, there seem to be one very weak one.」
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It’s the one I first defeated.
「I’m not sure myself, but it looked like it was already originally weak.」
I lied.
I’m not sure, but it probably not because it’s weak. But because my overpowered attack magic.
But the old man seems to be convinced. And is constantly nodding.
And looking at the locals that have gathered, he says.
I’m now checking the site with the on-site support role adventure team.
A nest is sticking on the rock surface of the cliffs on the mountain side.
A big nest. with about a 10m diameter.
A large number of Man-eating Bees are entering and leaving the nest, and some are across the air
above the highway.
A middle-aged rough old man, the leader of the team of adventurers, says.
Their job is to support the Knights.
To be specific, the Knights will be dealing with the extermination of the Man-eating Bees, and they
will be in charge of the smaller tasks.
Even now, they are informing the people around, 「We are going to exterminate the nest, don’t come
near.」
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「Then, I will be casting long-range magic attack, please hide yourselves.」
The 18m full plated Knight kneels down on one knee and prepares its staff rifle.
The adventurers quickly went into hiding.
「Naturally. It’s different if we are inside a cave, but we won’t be a match in such an open space.」
Hearing so, I walk Old Lady to the direction of the nest ruins.
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To me now, the Man-eating bees look like syringes flying in the sky.
The few that were flying towards were defeated with a right-hand straight.
The low frequency sound made by the Man-eating Bees nearby is really great. It’s like a modified two-
wheeled or four-wheeled.
Almost losing myself by the sound, I swing my hand striking a Man-eating bee.
Then, I had a pleasant discovery.
If I were to feel the same pain when poke by a needle by such a large number of Man-eating bees.
Just by imagining, I start to shake.
Feeling relieved that such a thing did not occur, I continued to swing the Knight’s hand.
Most of the bees that were flying around the Knight and those which were attacking has been strike
down.
But at this moment.
「AHHHH!」
I screamed.
I felt an intense pain as if being pierced under my left armpit.
Looking over, one Man-eating bee is stabbing the left under arm of the Knight.
Shaking its rear left and right, it strongly pushes its sting.
Quickly, I crushed it with the Knight’s left hand.
I don’t understand.
But now, I have to defeat these guys first.
If not, I’ll be sting by them again.
Carefully, I knock them down one by one.
Seeing that the Man-eating Bees are gone, the adventurer team came back.
Checking the surrounding and cleaning up.
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I went on standby, just in case the bees that have left came back.
Defeating several which came back, no more came after.
Soon after, the adventurer team confirmed that the Man-eating Bees have been exterminated.
All that’s left is to withdraw.
「You there?」
After the parting greetings, the rough old man came over with a large jute bag and said.
「What’s that?」
「Bee larva」
There are many ways to use it, the rough old man says and start thinking.
Hearing what I said, not knowing why, the rough old man started laughing.
It seems that Man-eating is just an attached name, and has not attacked anything but livestock in the
surrounding.
「Thanks to you aid, the highway is now accessible. Thank you for dispatching your Knight.」
「It’s more than i expected, to do it in such a short time and having zero casualties.」
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The vice-leader Santa Clause is impressed.
The guild leader is also grinning.
We did a really good purchase, he says.
「By the way, the drop items for 3 Giant Tortoise is being stored at our branch, how should we handle
it?」
「Drop item?」
「Drop Item. It’s natural to have it after defeating a Giant Tortoise is it not? 」
The old man, with an obvious expression nods. Seeing so, the guild leader and Santa exchange glances.
Their order to Tauro was to drive back.
Intimidate the 4 Giant Tortoise using long-range magic attack and drive them back.
Even though they are slow, there are still a number of them, so it will be quite troubling.
That’s how they understood.
To defeat them, is totally unforeseen.
「No, all 4 of them were defeated. But, 1 was damage quite violently, so no drop item was left.」
After a short while of silence, the guild leader and Santa asked about the details of Tauro’s battle.
The old man started describing it with gestures.
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The guild leader’s smile thickens.
The old man is insufficient to the knowledge of monsters, so he’s not aware of how big of a result
Tauro’s battle was.
Unfortunately, even Tauro himself does not know.
But it’s different for the guild leader and others.
The Giant Tortoise is not an opponent that a Knight from the Merchant’s guild is able to defeat in a
single shot.
And also, all in a single hit is obviously overkill.
「This is not something that those stinking Knight Brigade or Adventurers Guild Knights are able to do.
」
「Of course.」
「…Em, guild leader your way of entertainment, may perhaps not be the best…」
Hearing these words, the guild leader answers with a 「Is it so? 」.
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Chapter 63
Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
That evening, after I safely completed the man-eating bees extermination task, I was looking at the Old
Lady in the hangar near the Royal Capital eastern gate.
Herbivorous mechanics are working hard on the maintenance.
It looks like they removed some parts of the Knight’s armor, exposing it for some kind of examination.
Thinking about that in my mind, I raised a question.
The golem used at the pilot’s school had the appearance of a knight, but the armor itself cannot be
removed.
In other words, it was like a stone statue carved in the shape of a knight.
The herbivorous mechanic looked a little apologetic.
Well, I know that it’s old, but I still don’t understand why it is related to the armor being removable.
Looking at my face, the herbivore mechanic explained.
「The early model Knights like the Old Lady, have separate bodies and armor」
When a Knight is damaged, it will be put in the magic circle that repairs the golem after pouring magic
into it. It seems by doing that, the Knight will gradually recover.
「While the current model Knights have an integrated body and armor. In other words, you can
regenerate it along with the armor with the recuperation magic circle, though you will need some
extra magic power to do it」
Old Lady, on the other hand, its armor has to be fixed separately.
It seems that originally, golems are something that’s suitable for regeneration and recuperation magic
can amplify it.
But that doesn’t seem to be the case with the armors.
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I understood and nodded.
In Old Lady’s case, in addition to recuperation magic, spare parts of the armor and blacksmithing
skills are required. Considering the supply needed for it, it’s clearly disadvantageous.
IF, my senses that are synchronized are only limited to the main body, then that would be great.
But the herbivore mechanic said “None” and shook his head.
「Almost every body parts of the integrated model Knights has about the same strength as their armor
」
“Besides, you see…”, he said as he pointed at a certain part of the Old Lady.
It was the place where I screamed in pain because I was stabbed by a man-eating bee, the right
armpit.
「The Old Lady’s main body is not as strong as the armor. Even a man-eating bee’s needle can deal such
damage」
Now that I look closely, there’s certainly a pretty deep scratch on it.
「The Knights have evolved over time. When the Old Lady was built, there was no technology to
integrate it together with the armor as one」
I got into the cockpit and, as she told me to, moved the Knight to make it easier to remove the armor.
There, I decided to do a little experiment.
「Um, can you please hit it a little on the right foot shin?」
The herbivorous mechanic said and hit the Knight’s right shin with a large wooden hammer held by
both of his hands.
It made a heavy noise but it didn’t hurt.
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「Now please do the same thing on the left shin」
Unlike the right parts, the left parts of the armor have been removed for maintenance.
He hit it with the same power as the previous ones.
(As I thought!!)
I smiled.
There was a slight pain like when the hair on your feet is pulled.
(It seems that my senses are only synchronized with the main body of the Knight)
I wanted to confirm it again so I asked the herbivorous mechanic to do the same thing several times
for the experiment.
And the results were all the same.
Only the main body of the Knight is synchronized with my senses. While the detachable armor worn
by the Knight isn’t.
「Woohooo~~!!!!」
「E-Eh?」
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I’ll let you feel my joy even if I had to do it forcibly.
Once we locked the hangar, we boarded a horse-shaped golem taxi that parked out in front of the
eastern gate.
***
「Hyaha–!」
「……Hya-Hyaha~!」
「No, not like that. Here, I’ll do it again. You should put more energy into your voice, yes, deeper.
Alright, one-two, Hyaha–!」
「Hyaha~!」
In front of us, two women are sticking their butt towards us.
They had been practicing to break the shell of the herbivorous mechanic from a while ago.
By the way, I was calming myself down by sucking the air of the brothel.
「Right, right, like that. It’s starting to sound good. Just a little more」
「Hyaha–!」
「Now then, let’s fully enjoy our time to ourselves! Let’s meet again at the entrance of the store later」
The herbivorous mechanic salutes me for god knows what reason with a flushed face.
Well, I don’t know what he means, but it’s kinda cool.
I walked around the brothel, thinking about a certain person that’s full with the radiance of life.
Inside, there is a movie-set like place and the viewers can see that it resembles the city of the royal
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capital.
And in each part of the set, the chaotic sight of customers attacking some women… is non-existent.
I walked around wondering if there’s any suggestion box saying “customer-sama voice”.
Then, from the front, a row of people are sprinting this way.
One woman is running in the front while a few customers are chasing after her.
The expression of that woman is desperate. She was running for her life.
The last time I came here, I found a young girl who was skipping in the back.
Since her Heavens Circuit wasn’t well made, I tuned it up for her.
And now, instead of skipping work, she attracted so many customers.
(Umu, she became so famous now. I’m also happy as her developer)
(First come first served. They properly keeping this brothel’s rules)
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(Umu)
(To do good deeds for humanity, such is a treasure that will make you ascend to heaven)
***
I’m a little disappointed, but I’m also relieved at the same time.
I know who Goblin jii-chan real identity is.
If I were to meet him here right now, I wouldn’t know what to say.
As I was thinking about that, time passed quickly.
(Whoops, I think I got a little late. I probably should hurriedly head to the entrance now)
There, I saw the figure of the herbivorous mechanic who was working so hard.
I saw him pounding from the back.
She grabbed the woman’s hand around the elbow, curved his back as he kept attacking her.
I took a look at the clock in the distance and judged that there’s still some time left.
I sat down on a nearby chair and smiled at the young man who works hard.
Shortly after, the young man raised his sword and shook his slender body.
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I was surprised at this unexpected turn of event.
The herbivorous mechanic began to shake his waist again while still holding the woman’s elbow.
(What’s happening?)
I’m puzzled.
The herbivorous mechanic suddenly turned his back on me.
He looks like a beast that’s not gonna let anyone else take his prey.
I’m stunned.
But I felt something after seeing that state of his.
(Women have great power to heal others. But sometimes people will get too fascinated to them
because of their greatness)
I looked at the herbivorous mechanic that looks like trying to ride a bicycle.
(The stimulation is too great for him. We should’ve proceeded slowly step by step)
I regretted it, and I really felt the meaning of “regret always comes too late”.
But even so, I can’t always be regretting it like this.
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「Excuse me, can I get an extension? Yes, for two」
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Some time later, on the street in front of the end of the century brothel.
I pushed the totally satisfied herbivorous mechanic into a horse-shaped golem taxi.
I told the driver the destination.
If I’m not wrong, the herbivorous mechanic is still living with his family.
I think his family will do the rest and do something about him once he arrives at home.
I then walked home after seeing the taxi gone in the distance.
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Chapter 64
Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
It’s been a long time since the last time rain fell on the Royal Capital.
The cold rain that began to fall since dawn is hitting the stone pavement.
「I’m worried about him, to be honest. Let’s go visit him if he still didn’t come tomorrow」
「It’s been a long time. For what reason did you come here today?」
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I opened the door in a hurry and said hello.
Standing outside the door was Gentleman, the concierge of Jayanne, a high ranked brothel in the
Imperial City.
「It’s been a long time indeed, Tauro-sama」
I did say that it’s dirty but it’s not like I want to make it like that.
But it’s not like I can show him the appearance of my spirit beast who made this mess either.
「Thank you. By the way, I bring one more person with me but… is it alright if that person also comes
in?」
(I heard she’s working like normal now. But I don’t know what should I say if I ever meet her again)
When I was thinking of such a thing, the concierge who returned to the carriage, came back with a
woman in tow.
Unfortunately or not, the woman wasn’t light cruiser sensei.
For the time being, let them sit and prepare some tea for them.
Then I take a look at the woman several times.
(Someone from the sideline huh. I’ve seen her before but I’ve never nominated her as my partner)
I remembered because compared to the other women, she has a strict and cold impression and that
creeped me out so I didn’t choose her in the end.
「The thing that I want to consult earlier was actually about this girl here」
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Such a girl is suddenly saying that she will quit and going to work for a lower class brothel instead.
The concierge was quite surprised about it.
She also won’t tell him the reason no matter what.
And just the other day, he finally managed to persuade her and bring her here to talk to me, hoping
that I could do something about it.
「Yes, and I was hoping that you could make her say the reason for that」
「Well then, I will be waiting in the carriage outside so, please take your time」
「………..」
She doesn’t want to talk about it to the concierge, so I figured that that was her reason.
「Not really」
She only replied with that one word and the silence returned.
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「……Right」
Calling it a lie might be a bit too much. But I’m pretty sure she didn’t say her true feelings.
The proof of that was, I can’t find the reason why she only wanted to consult me in her explanation
earlier.
The source of this unsatisfactory is either I’m missing something or she didn’t tell her true feelings.
And in this case, it’s the latter.
She was expressionless the entire time, I can’t read the true meaning behind her words.
(Let’s make use the circulation of light and the color of her temperature then)
「Alright, now could you please take my hand and as you did, please answer my questions, okay?」
By touching a part of my body, I was able to feel the circulation of light flowing through Cool-san’s
body.
I can see the other party feeling as a circulation of light with this technique.
Then the light is emitted according to the color temperature that shows how sexually comfortable
they are.
This allows me to understand at which part and how comfortable the other party is.
I started asking questions in order to know her true feelings.
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Her eyes were looking at me coldly.
Well, it can’t be helped since this is an important question.
(Because I have an ability to detect the other person’s feeling through their sexual responses)
My questioning continues.
One after another, I asked questions that can be counted as sexual harassment like her type, weapon,
her own weakness, etc.
I even went as far as asking the color of her panties and her first-time experience.
And above that, she answered with an expressionless face while occasionally turning her cold eyes at
me.
I kinda get the feeling of an old man that likes to do sexual harassment to the point I feel like my lower
part is hurting.
Now then, as a result of doing a series of interrogation, I think I have reached the truth.
The truth behind the reason she wanted to quit that couldn’t be figured by looking at her
expressionless face.
I exposed that truth in front of Cool-san.
I let silence fall upon us once again, and after building enough tension, I finally said.
「Virgins rarely visit a high-class brothel like Jayanne. They tend to go to a more cheap, low-class
brothel instead」
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Going to a high-class brothel even though you’re a virgin is like, going to a first-class golf course even
though you’ve never hit a ball before.
Sure that will be a memorable moment of your life, but it’s just too wasteful.
I personally think so.
「That’s why you want to quit at Jayanne and work at a lower class brothel instead, right?」
I declared.
Cool-san has an expression like she could kill me with only her gaze, but her face becoming red.
I continued calmly.
「Virgins rarely come to a store filled with beauties like you. And you, who can’t satisfy your desire,
have no choice but to give up」
I approached her face and looked up at her cold eyes from diagonally below.
「But you can’t stand it anymore and came upon a realization of a certain fact. Right, the fact that rare
things in Jayanne, like virgins, is coming to your fellow colleagues, Twintails」
Twintails is a twin-tailed hair girl who started the beginning of the aphrodisiac accident.
I cured Twintails’ extreme status abnormality by using cure status abnormality spell.
It turned out that the cause was the side effect of some poor aphrodisiacs, and thus starts the
beginning of the investigation on that accident.
(Twintail, huh…)
「Twintails’ sensitivity is extremely high. And because of that, it attracts the virgins coming to Jayanne
who still doesn’t have any experiences」
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I pointed my finger at her.
「But you are different. You’re the type of woman who can fight even the strongest man at the
frontline. In fact, you did bring a lot of results from that」
「A lady like that could never imitate Twintails. Even when you managed to act like her somehow, a
lady isn’t supposed to have a personality that deceives her customers, or even herself just so she can
have a taste at virgins!」
「And so, you came here to consult with me, the Doctor slime」
「You want to have it remodeled to a sensitivity equal to or better than Twintails. And try to change
yourself so you can truly enjoy your time with virgins」
I suddenly got up from the chair and put on my mantle that was hanged on the wall.
Then I spun around and spread it as wide as possible.
I tried to put an evil smile as big as I could and said loudly.
「Very well! That figure of yours who honestly living up to your desires, it really shake my soul」
Doctor slime, the executive of an evil organization that creates monsters one after another.
No, it could be said that he’s the leader himself. It’s common for doctors who create monsters to be
leaders.
Doctor slime that leads an evil organization.
That idea is shining brightly inside my heart. Truly a good setting.
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For me, this position I have now is so valuable that my heart trembled in joy.
I, who was conscious of being a villain, laughed loudly as a villain would do.
「Eat every virgin in this world and engrave unforgettable memories inside them in the process. Let’s
remodel you into such monster!」
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I explained the situation to the concierge who came back after some time.
But not in every detail. Customer information must be protected after all.
The concierge seems to be glad because Cool won’t quit the store. He’s making a very relieved
expression.
I can’t say for sure but, I think she won’t quit the store as long as she can eat virgins.
I mean, the treatment there is good, so she should’ve felt an attachment there.
Earlier I said inside my heart that, 「Going to a high-class brothel even though you’re a virgin is like,
going to a first-class golf course even though you’ve never hit a ball before.」
And the concierge I owed a favor to, wanted Cool to stay at the store.
(Should I make the high-class brothel, Jayanne, a place where one can eat virgins?)
(Right, I should just make that “wasteful moment” be even more worth it)
I dig up my memories to find what I’d really want when I was still a virgin.
(I was getting ahead of myself at that time and said, “I’ll make you scream in pleasure” to the pro in
front of me.)
I spontaneously laughed at my immature, ignorant, and arrogant self from that time.
Definitely one of my many dark histories.
(But if that wish had been come true, I wonder what would happen then)
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I take a look at Cool.
She was rising the upper-half of her body on the bed, and that appearance of hers looked so
sensational to me.
(Such cool type, transcendent beauty with dynamite body onee-sama like her is excited by being laid
by virgins)
Wouldn’t that be a wonderful memory for them and ended up being a powerful charm point to attract
the other virgins?
(……..!!)
「Please do it」
By touching her, I was able to understand her light circulation and temperature color.
Her mood might have been raised by knowing the remodeling plan. The center of gravity of her body
shines bright yellow.
Contrary to her cool appearance, the inside of her mind was swirled with lewd thoughts.
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「Now then, shall we start?」
I said as I walked to the bed, while she remained the same on the bed.
An evil organization must be named. It’s not good if it just remained “Evil Organization”.
A name immediately appeared in my mind.
It’s a familiar name I heard on TV a long time ago.
I frowned.
(No matter what evil organization that is, it was on Sunday morning shows. To suddenly be told “Die!”
so early in the morning of a holiday is too much, don’t you think?)
「From now on, you will be one of our Doom corps member」
Doom corps, when she heard that name, her expression didn’t change at all.
But her eyes seemed cold.
I’m not sure whether it’s because of the cold atmosphere or my excitement but my back is trembling.
「And as one of the member, I will have you remember the pose and shout as a proof of your
membership」
Yes, it was that, the guy who holds his hand in front of his chest and shouts “Eyy”
The essential item for evil organizations.
「Weyy–!!」
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This is my original pose and not a look-alike.
Cool looked at me doing that, and she is clearly taken aback.
The figure of a 30 years old middle-aged man doing a pose that can’t be shown to your parents.
It’s natural that you would lose a sanity point if you were suddenly shown that.
Cool was looking at me suspiciously.
But I no longer care.
(I already decided to live as I like in another world. I also love superhero shows)
I’ve prepared myself. In a case like this, you lose if you’re embarrassed.
At those words, Cool looked at me with a gaze that reached absolute zero.
I was still smiling even when she looked at me like that.
For me, that already threw away my shame, that much cold treatment won’t even make me flinch.
「If you don’t do it, you can forget the talk about remodeling」
I declared.
Then I continued.
“You can die along with your hope to eat virgins”, I said.
It was like every sound in this world has gone mute, we continued glaring at each other like this.
After that, Cool-san finally said.
「I understand」
「……Weyy–!!」
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「Yes, if we both don’t feel good together, you won’t get the results of the remodeling」
「Now, show me the best of your skills and experience to bring me to nirvana!」
Jayanne’s sideline main force, excited by the joy she might bring, approached Cool-san.
And at that time, it seemed as if she was laughing.
(Wha–!?)
The next moment, my neck was grabbed, my hips were hit and I was thrown over the bed.
It was like I just got thrown over by Aikido technique.
Cool-san who stood up was looking down at my pathetic appearance with cold eyes while taking off
her pants.
Then she took a pose of the dying corps, spreading her entrance with the finger of her right hand and
swallowed me down to the root at once.
「UoooOO!!!!」
I was completely falling behind this time. I don’t have the leeway to make a comeback against this
many rough and continuous techniques. I resolute myself for my first defeat in a long time.
But my thinking was still naive. Cool’s finish will come after this.
Even the “reverse skewering whirlwind” that I was prepared to yield to was just the beginning.
Cool draw her extended hands and feet toward her body. It’s a form as if she’s shrinking.
There is something called the law of conservation of angular momentum.
Simply put, the outer edge speed of a rotating object does not change with changing radius.
Up until now, Cool-san had increased the radius of rotation by extending her limbs completely, but
what would happen if his limbs were shortened?
The answer is, along with the speed at the tip of her limb that doesn’t change, resulting in a great
increase in rpm.
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(Kuh, my axis burns!)
***
The head of the team in charge of investigating the world tree nodded.
「Secondly, there are currently no trees that are growing to become world tree, other than the young
trees in the world tree vicinity」
The head of the team in charge of the exploration of the world closed his eyes lightly.
「Do you have anything to say from the things mentioned above?」
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「There’s nothing to say about it!」
「Because there’s an abnormality in the world tree, the magic going to the world tree interior was
weakened, right!?」
「No, that’s wrong! There aren’t any abnormalities in the world tree, so there should be something else
causing it」
「A world tree is growing somewhere else, and the Great Magi Charter recognized it as the next
generation of the world tree. So the world tree stopped growing young trees, that must be it!」
The head of the exploration team shook his head left and right and closed his eyes.
「Every day, we summon spirits to fly and do exploration around the world. And until now, there has
been no report that a new world tree was found」
In response to that, the fat high elf sneered and said in a mocking tone.
「It wasn’t because that it doesn’t exist, it’s because your incapability to find it」
The head of the exploration team opened one of his eyes and glared at the fat high elf.
「The probability of its existence is close to zero. Though, a bastard like you wouldn’t be able to
understand such a simple thing」
The fat high elf turned towards the chairman and said in a loud voice.
「Do you understand, chairman? There’s nothing wrong with the trees nor this world. This two
geniuses here even say so」
「In reality, the magic going into the interior is stopped! The young trees are done for!」
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Everyone in the conference room is silent.
「One of them must’ve been writing a wrong report. Or maybe even both of them did. I can’t think of
anything but that」
「It’s just as the chairman said! Of course we have nothing to say if we assume that both of their
reports are correct!」
Having said that, the fat high elf sits on the chair. His breathing is rough. I’m breathing on my shoulder.
The chairman looks like he just bit a bitter bug.
This kind of exchange keeps repeating since the afternoon.
The tree sapling is withering. But no abnormality found in the world tree nor the world.
This meeting was unable to draw any conclusions.
「Maybe if we just analyze the the Great Magi Charter deeper, we could figure out the cause?」
The people around speak out their ideas with someone beside them.
But no one tried to speak it out loud.
Because everyone here understands.
Is it possible for them, who have been existing along with the world tree for all this time, to find the
answer to the unknown that just showed up now?
Is it possible to analyze the the Great Magi Charter, a huge system built by ancient people in ancient
times?
Then the Chairman, who decided that continuing this meeting would be futile, stood up and dismissed
everyone.
The fat high elf talked to the chairman, not trying to hide his frustration.
「Continue the exploration and investigation. And at the same time, we should analyze the Great Magi
Charter to predict the cause.」
「What, in the end, it isn’t anything different from what we did before the meeting started」
The words of the fat high elf clearly contained anger in it.
He manages to kill the urge to shout at him and instead, ignore the displeased high elf in front of him.
Because the chairman knew.
The fat high elf is not usually a person with such behavior and attitude.
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So are the other high elves who attended the meeting.
Every one of them was actually calm and dignified figures.
(We’re in a dead-end situation without any solution. And because of that, everyone is burned in
frustration and impatience)
He thought so.
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The red-haired and lanky young man thought as he paced back and forth.
He held his breath when faced with the scenery on the other side of the door.
In front of him, lying further inside was what he only recognized as a Gallery. And lying on his left was
what he had only heard through conversations, the Sideline.
(Amazing…)
「Welcome」
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「Er…erm! Twintails-san please!」
She will be available the day after tomorrow. When hearing these words, his mind became completely
blank.
He had not expected that she will be fully reserved.
He will need to work again starting tomorrow. He also does not know when he needs to work
overtime.
A reservation with a fixed time was too difficult for a newcomer like Lanky-kun.
Lanky-kun thought.
The gold was prepared, his body was cleansed after entering the bath.
And most importantly, his heart was determined to graduate today.
He would not accept an extension of a week.
Just then, the concierge had a proposal.
「I apologize that I could not fulfill your request even though you went out of your way to nominate
Twintails」
「Though this is merely an alternative, how about getting someone from the Sideline?」
Sideline!
Lanky-kun sprung up in his heart.
The women is the Sideline are expensive. They cost at least 1.5 times more than those at the Gallery.
The gold he has right now will definitely be insufficient.
「Of course as for the fees, I do not mind charging you the same as the fees for the Gallery.」
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The concierge asserted, so as to entice him.
But, she added.
「You cannot nominate the person from the Sideline. We will be the ones choosing」
(Can’t choose, but the Sideline, normally impossible, too expensive, now the same fees as the Gallery)
「It is the famed Sideline of the store. We have absolute confidence in the quality of their service」
The concierge’s single push washed away the 「worries of choosing something unknown」
With three fingers pointing toward him, the woman bowed deeply.
The manner she carried herself was extremely beautiful. It felt like her nerves were spread all the
way to the corners of her fingertips.
Lanky-kun looked at the nape of the well-mannered woman and swallowed his spit. The mildly sweet
but refreshing scent wafted over.
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Above all, the way she carried herself was like that of a daughter from a family of warriors which
brought forth the beauty in being stiff.
It like the words 「Unattainable Flower」 took on a physical form and appeared in front of him.
Lanky-kun’s throbbing would not slow down.
An astounding number would probably be shown if someone were to take his blood pressure now.
As the woman slowly got out of the bed, she laughed a little when she saw Lanky-kun’s behavior.
(Ugh!)
Kneeling, she got on Lanky-kun and placed her hands on his clothes. She probably wants to strip him.
When the cold hands touched his skin, he jumped.
The woman seems to laugh at him when he did this.
Lanky-kun felt that her laugh was scornful. Inside his heart, a sense to not lose rose up from within.
Think like this, he reached out his hand for the woman’s chest and violently fondled it.
Lanky-kun was a beginner. He had knowledge from hearing but had no actual 「battle「 experience.
On the other hand, the woman in front of him, Cool-san was different.
The men who trained their bodies and sharpened their techniques with the sole objective of winning
against the many women in the Royal Capital.
She fought through those fierce battles on par with those people with such interests.
Said to be Jayanne’s number one, Explosion Onee-san. She had overwhelming and defensive power
making her total battle power peerless.
Explosion Onee-san and Instructor Light Cruiser belong to the Special Elite (Jayanne’s Strongest
Force) and they are a cut above the rest.
Thinking normally, a cherry that has just shown its color would not make the woman bat an eyebrow
no matter what was done to it.
(It’s working?!)
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However, the knitting of her eyebrows to Lanky-kun’s violent fondling seemed to be largely due to
ecstasy.
(I can do this!)
Even Lanky-kun, with blood rising all the way to his head, realized it.
Her behavior was not one which was bearing with the pain.
Cool-san’s cheeks were red from blushing and her body temperature was rising. The coldness he felt
from the hand earlier was long gone.
(This is it!)
This was his first time close up with the two huge white slimes.
Those slimes each had a small 「crown」 placed on their heads.
(Even though they are slimes, they must be full of themselves to place 「crowns」 on their heads.)
Lanky-kun used two fingers to pinch the 「crown」. And as he was trying to steal the 「crown」, it perked
up.
「!!!」
Even Cool-san let out a voice which was unlike one and threw her head backward.
(I’m amazing!)
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He let out a consecutive flick.
And with every flick, Cool-san’s lower body sprung up.
It was hard trying not to get thrown off.
「It is time」
「……」
(Amazing…)
The impatient Lanky-kun who could not get it in was absorbed in repeatedly striking at the tightly
shut door.
He used his strength to hold back Cool-san who had suddenly started to put on a fierce resistance.
(It’s in!)
(Ahhhhhh!)
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(Amazing! As expected I am amazing!)
Cool-san was below him, her face distorted by madness and anguish.
There was not a speck of dignified air, from the greeting earlier, left to be seen.
The feeling of confidence and self-recognition rapidly overflowed.
He himself had achieved this result.
The Sideline from a first-rate brothel.
That highest-class beauty belittled him at first.
However, how about now? Right now, she was being pinned down by him and was convulsing freely.
He had achieved this.
He, a first-timer.
Having achieved his long-time wish, Lanky-kun took out his son and got out of the bed for a short rest.
Cool-san was still lying face-up in bed, convulsing slightly.
Seeing this, Lanky-kun was quickly able to finish recharging.
He approached Cool-san, seeking a rematch.
However, it seems like Cool-san did not have the leeway to do so.
She started retreating using the hands behind her back.
Lanky-kun had the urge to be assertive
Following this urge, words left his mouth.
「Don’t think I will let you off with only this much」
After hearing these words, a shocked expression appeared on Cool-san’s face and she looked down.
Her shoulders were shaking as if she was afraid.
But this only acted as fuel for the current Lanky-kun.
Attacking at once, he charged head-on.
Cool-san’s shrieks of madness even reverberated out to the corridor.
Two hours later, a well-groomed woman entered the employee waiting room.
There, a masked man was calmly sitting on the sofa.
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The masked man asked, filled with expectation.
He likely wanted to know as soon as possible how his product was rated.
The masked man was in a good mood after hearing the details from the woman.
It was likely that the results were satisfactory.
「It was wonderful. That was the only time in my life when I could experience both innocence and
violence at the same time」
「He was unable to graduate in the end, wasn’t it? Was it alright not being his first woman?」
When faced with that question, she let out a slight laugh.
「I think that there will come a time when he will understand. During that time, I wonder what he will
think of when he remembers today」
Rather than being his first woman, she has become an existence he will remember for all eternity.
She giggled after saying this.
That was rare for her who rarely changes her expression.
「Also, the feeling of surprise and joy when he suddenly began conquering a different part. That needs
no explanation」
「The next, even after that and even the following one thereafter, he was wrong all the way. However,
it would be boring if I were to teach him」
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Having a first-timer attack different places she has never known of. It seems like she has taken a liking
to that situation.
Sighing, the masked man decided not to ask him about the graduation.
「Nevertheless, I was surprised. ‘Don’t think I will let you off with only this much’ was it? That’s not
something a first-timer would say to me」
「…Yes. Honestly, it felt like something would happen to me even with his words alone. At that time, I
was desperately trying to endure it.」
Suddenly, a concentrated pheromone wafted from the woman to her surroundings.
Sensing this, the masked man panicked and said.
「Calm down. The first-timer might come again you know? You should save your strength for when
that happens」
The woman also known as Unicorn (Eater of Firsts) expression and straightened her posture and
replied.
「Yes, chief! My loyalty lies with the Chief of the Die Die Force Doctor Slime!」
(But I did not do anything that was worth so much gratitude though)
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In fact, the remodeling that was done on Cool-san was only to 「Climax when being cummed on from a
first-timer」.
I did not add conditions like Sabori’s 「Don’t climax unless cummed upon」 or 「After climaxing, feel
ecstasy all at once」
I had written many ideas on how to become popular amongst first-timers and proposed them to her.
However, most of them did not need to be put into practice for the remodeling.
I thought as such.
She had the defensive power and endurance to easily endure the violent and crude treatment.
This is what Twintails didn’t have.
What’s more, Cool-san was equipped with the converter from the start to change the violent and
crude treatment of the first-timers into joy.
This is the reason why I view her as someone who is overflowing with talent.
In terms of sensitivity too. Even without raising it artificially, it will raise to limits unknown when she
is partnered with a first-timer. So much so that it is astounding.
(As a man, the red-haired Lanky just now was already stained)
(Well that’s fine, during that time, I was the Die Die Force’s chief Doctor Slime)
He nodded to himself.
During that time, Cool-san too was the villainous beast, the Unicorn (Eater of Firsts).
You could say her job is to stain every male in the world.
(One day I might appear as an ally of justice fighting Instructor Light Cruiser and Explosion Onee-san)
While I thought of such a heartwarming future, I grinned as I took the road home.
[1. TL note: A traditional sitting style in Japan where you sit on your feet. To find out more, click
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I thanked the stone statue that sent me here and the Guild Chiefs that scouted me from the bottom of
my heart.
That was the first thing Herbivorous Mechanic said one day.
It seems like he heard about my first job where I was able to bring down a gigantic turtle.
Up till then, he had thought that I drove it away.
「I cannot imagine that Old Lady is able to bring down the gigantic turtle in one blow. Please show it to
me by all means.」
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His eyes were sparkling.
Come to think of it, Herbivorous Mechanic was a person who admired Pilots so much that he aspired
to work with them and after studying, became a Mechanic.
「If I remember correctly the next is the subjugation of the clay golems in the north?」
Clay golems are naturally born from the clay stratum underneath the earth, a naturally-occurring
golem.
Their size is about the size of a Knight and their like giants at a glance.
But all in all, they are still made of clay and do not pose a threat to a Knight.
The mountainous area north of the Royal Capital was covered in layers of snow.
Rock surfaces from the white mountain ridge were exposed in some places. The steepness of the
slope was so steep that it did not allow any snow to pile up thus exposing its unrefined appearance for
all to see.
From reports, there were several clay golems striding around in the vicinity.
As they were crossing the mountain, they are a potential threat to the nearby town.
Beside Old Lady, Herbivorous Mechanic was looking through the binoculars.
He was wearing a white Mods Coat1. There were grey fur around its hood and sleeves giving off a
comfy feeling and it looked warm.
Lying across the Herbivorous Mechanic’s gaze were reddish-brown giants which were moving about.
As expected, they are about the size of a Knight even when comparing with the surrounding scenery.
They packed intensity even when seen from afar.
「I’m firing」
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Old Lady was prone and half-buried in the snow. Ready to fire at any moment
Hearing this, Herbivorous Mechanic was surprised.
「Clay golems are made of clay. Their strength are much lower as compared to the Giant turtles」
After confirming that he had backed away to the backlines, I faced the Clay golems and fired.
「Hm?」
I frowned.
An unexpected event had occurred – the Clay golems repelled the Magic Missiles (Arrow of Light).
They changed directions after noticing us. And they were quickly making their way here.
From the look of it, they did not take any damage.
The Magic Missile pierced a Clay golem. Shattering its body to many small fragments which dispersed
to its surroundings.
Several Clay golems appeared from within the snow, hurriedly headed in this direction, probably
detecting that an enemy had appeared.
(…Three of them. There is time to defeat them before they reach here)
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While calculating, I fired without hesitation.
The mana I supplied was the same as earlier. Golem after golem change to become small fragments.
Hearing this, Herbivorous Mechanic crept out from a snow mountain at the rear.
He then spent some time gazing at the Clay golem debris through his binoculars.
「Tauro-san…」
I used Old Lady’s hand to protect Herbivorous Mechanic who was trying to move and kept watch on
the surroundings.
If a large scale avalanche were to occur, even Old Lady would be in danger, much less Herbivorous
Mechanic.
(?!)
At that moment, the snow at Herbivorous Mechanic’s rear built up into that of a small mountain.
「Duck!」
I shouted as I moved Herbivorous Mechanic above the snow behind Old Lady.
Moving him using both hands, as gently as the situation allows for.
Right after that, dark brown golem figures appeared from below the snow.
(Damn them!)
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Their distance is minimal. But I cannot fall back.
I have to defend this position even if it were to lead to a brawl.
(As if I would allow close-range battle, which I was weak at, to start off with a surprise attack!)
I grasped the incoming dark brown golem’s hands with Old Lady’s.
Straight ahead, two golems combined their hands tightly together and got into a stance for a test of
strength.
I clicked my tongue at this unexpected situation.
My only saving grace was that my pain receptors were not synchronized with Old Lady’s armor.
(I am being overwhelmed…)
(D rank!)
I activated my D rank magic without even stopping to wipe the cold sweat that had gotten into my
eyes.
I ramped all of the mana into Old Lady’s drive system.
I never once supplied this much mana at one go.
However, I could not think of any other way.
I do not know if the delicate Old Lady could handle a D rank magic.
While praying, I controlled Old Lady to push back the dark brown golem.
But I could not control her very well.
Old Lady violently vibrated and let out a groan which sounded like a shriek.
At the same time, thick white smoke burst out non-stop from every part of her body
(I beg you!)
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thicker.
Old Lady’s arm joints had passed their operational span.
(…!)
(This is checkmate)
As I thought as such, the impediment, a weird feeling of resistance, which was preventing the output
from rising vanished as if it loosened.
I instantly came to my senses and checked the situation.
The emission of white smoke had stopped. The violent vibrations from earlier also quickly settled
down.
And shortly after that, the output dramatically increased by leaps and bounds.
It did not only return. It was many times what it was before.
Old Lady instantly pushed back the dark brown golem’s thick arms and twisted them upwards.
The elbow joint of the dark brown golem’s thick arms shattered along with sounds of it cracking into
pieces.
The dark brown golem let out a warcry which resembled a shriek.
「Die!」
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「As if I would let you go!」
(…I’m saved)
With panic still lingering in me, I only realize such a basic concern now.
I struggled to get up and hurriedly looked about my surroundings.
(…None)
(…Impossible)
Herbivorous Mechanic shook his head, which was in chaos, once. He then started confirming one thing
at a time with the intention of sorting out the events that occurred up till now.
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The color was alike but it was a different species altogether.
In the first place, it was weird that Old Lady’s magic attack was deflected.
There is no way for a brittle Clay golem to survive such an attack.
(What was with that power after two shots of the Rifle? I have never seen that before)
A white light enough to dazzle the eyes and the power to break a stone golem in one attack.
Combining the knowledge I learned from the Royal Magic Academy about Magic and Knights, this
Knight is already past the firepower of a mobile weapon.
(This does not only apply to Old Lady, it also applies to the Rifle)
The Rifle also does not endlessly increase its power proportional the amount of mana supplied.
If the amount of mana supplied exceeds the limit, either the magic circle would burnout or the safety
device would activate and disable the Rifle.
Herbivorous Mechanic looked towards the Rifle beside Old Lady.
(The Rifle and Old Lady are from the old age)
Thinking logically, similar to Old Lady, the Rifle should be inferior in every aspect.
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(…There might be a need to change my mindset)
(Phew)
(Old Lady is not only on the level of an old type, she is the oldest type, but even so, she is still a Knight.
I am satisfied with simply being able to work on one)
(It was because he was inferior to a Royal Knight Order Mechanic. He could not be one only because
he did not have any connections)
His feelings as a technician swelled intensely. It was as if his half-prostration due to surprise from
earlier was a lie.
(Old Lady and the Rifle, I will thoroughly investigate them when I return to the Capital. I will definitely
find out the reason that gave birth to this situation)
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Herbivorous Mechanic resolved himself as he looked between the husk of the Heavy Stone golem and
Old Lady.
He felt pleasant as the hot blood as a Technician which had not boiled in a long while boiled.
[1. TL note: A form of fur coat. To find out more, click here] [2. TL note: A Wrestling move where
you grab a person by his chin and pull upwards with all your might. To find out more, click here]
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「I’m back」
I speak to my kins who were waiting in the living room, after barely surviving a life-threatening crisis.
After setting up a pet door that connected to the garden, they would greet me like this from time to
time.
(There’s no doubt that guild master and the others would scold me harshly)
Right after returning to the Royal capital, I went to the guild master office with that in mind.
However, the herbivorous mechanic chased after me in a hurry and held me off.
(I’m really thankful for being able to meet these guys again)
I thought to myself.
I’m worried about these guys if I were to die.
I felt as though I wanted to get life insurance for my family.
I switched my feelings and sat beside Imosuke and Dangorou to talk like what a normal family does.
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Dangorou didn’t move one bit.
Once Imosuke climbed up, it turned my way. Dangorou also raises its head a little.
『Kii–』
『Kii–』
『Kii–!!』
「It’s okay, it’s okay. You don’t have to shout like that」
「It’s not like that you know. In the first place, you guys already are a member of Doom squad」
[Really?] It asked.
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「Imosuke will be the deputy leader then」
I thought a little.
It seems relieved.
The wave of anxiety was no longer in the air too.
「Would you like me to introduce you guys to The Unicorn as the superior?」
I switched my thoughts about the word eminence in shadow that already took a root inside my heart
and asked one more question.
『Imitating』
「Aa!!」
At that time, I felt the feeling of a parent who had been caught doing night activities by their kids.
Right, the remodeling play with Unicorn was done in this room.
They must’ve been watching us from somewhere.
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“Froy, the elf shop. Where a lovely elf welcomes you” was at stake.
And to be honest, I really don’t know what happened.
It just that one day, a customer came to the store and nominate one girl after another.
And after the play, those who were nominated became unconscious without exception.
After some time, their consciousness will return. But unbelievably, some body parts of those girls
have become a terribly high-sensitive sensor.
The only thing those girls remember was those parts were touched relentlessly by that customer.
But a mere male human couldn’t possibly do anything that will affect us, the elves.
(Impossible, to a mere human race… This isn’t something that can be let happen)
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The concierge shows the male human-races the back door with her chin.
They are brainwashed by the female elf in this store. The so-called servant.
I want to get rid of the noisy bunch along with those servants.
「What’s wrong, you didn’t hear me? I told you to go home didn’t I !?」
「What are you lots doing here? Hurry and go home already」
The Baltic beauty* appears from behind and commands the servants.
Her face is more tired than before and a dark shade formed under her eyes. It’s proof of continuous
hard work.
The nine female elves each have one to three servants.
And there were 20 servants here, it was every one of them.
[TL Note: A beauty from the baltic region where the people called The Balts, thus, Baltic beauty]
「Uuu—」
The servant reaches for the bean while leaking incomprehensible mutters.
The master tries to hide it with her hand, but he doesn’t pay any mind.
He only wants to please his master more than anyone else, that’s all.
Opening the sheath, he put it in his mouth. It’s delicious.
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And when he saw that his master is making a pleasant expression, He also got happy.
But that happiness didn’t last long.
「UOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!」
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『To give a suggestion to those with a broken heart and make them obey the caster』
『Thus a source of income called servants is made. And once a week they renew the magic to maintain
it』
『A way of how the advanced race like elf can subdue other vulgar races.』
「…………….?」
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in the immediate vicinity.
He looked around slowly and leaned his neck, leaving the back door.
Despite the desperate concierge, a scream can be heard from the back of the store.
With every sharp scream, one brainwash is being undone.
At this rate, all of the brainwashings will soon be undone.
After leaving the forest and setting up a shop in the royal capital of the human-race, the efforts that
have been made to make it bigger are going to return to nothing.
Or worse, it may even be life-threatening.
The concierge, the owner, crouched on the floor while holding their head.
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(An elf huh)
The elderly looked at the ears and the thin thighs, wrapped in black tights, protruding from the skirt
above the knees despite the winter.
I’m happy to be called out by a beautiful woman, but I don’t recognize her.
「Today is a special service day, nano. It ’s cheaper than usual you know. Why don’t you drop by?」
Elves are beautiful, but they’re expensive. But she said today it will be cheaper.
(And even if it’s a scam, I can give out my name and get away with it)
With that said, the elderly let the mini skirt elves link their arms.
Then he walked to the store, pushing his elbow against his thin chest
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Corneal said while grilling the squid in the net in front of him.
「It’s a popular talk in the streets, you know. They say that different from before, you’re actually
working now」
I smiled wryly.
Just how bad is my reputation up until now?
「In fact, the highway has become safer now. I also think that the price of things in the market is
somewhat cheaper because of that.」
Eliminating the dangers around the highway may have reduced distribution costs.
「By the way, what happened to the students who participated in the training of the Knights?」
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He told me that the noble kid had been recruited and the other two were returned to school.
Even though I was third, I couldn’t participate in the training of the Knights.
And though I couldn’t participate, I became a knight pilot first.
And two out of the three who participated in the training couldn’t be one.
「What’s wrong?」
「No, I think in this case it’s not that complicated you know?」
Corneal said with an uninterested tone and bit the thick squid.
「Both the knight order and the merchant guild were looking for capable pilots to hire. That’s all.」
「Tauro-san too, if only you weren’t obstructed, I’m sure you’ll get hired」
Yes, I couldn’t participate in the training of the knights even though I should’ve been able to, because
they say that my fighting style was cowardly.
「Those guys in the knight order had a few screw loose in their head」
「Though I am a member of the knight order, I’m only a low-class pilot you know?」
「The member of knight order are divided into three classes: advanced, intermediate, and low」
When I asked if it was divided by ability, Corneal unpleasantly shook the squid’s leg from side to side.
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「Officially, it is. But in reality, it wasn’t like that」
「The senior pilot is doing nothing but battle training. While the junior pilot cleaning up the troubles
that were brought to the knight order」
「Normally there’s nothing but battle training but, if the low-class pilot is too busy and has their hands
full, the intermediate pilot will come to help.」
Even they said they’ll help, only easy-going people with a good reputation will go though. He said
unpleasantly.
「It is the senior pilot who controls the Knights corps. Of course, they also have control over human
rights. And there’s nothing but battle inside their head」
I nodded quietly.
「That’s why the only one that can become a senior pilot is a pure and empty person they call a “true
pilot”」
「How about Tauro-san? Do you feel comfortable with your life now?」
「Me? Well, everything was easy since I’m on my own. I just do whatever guild master and vice-master
want me to do」
「Well, if you can bring your own Knight, you’re welcomed anytime」
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「Now then, we shall start today’s meeting of the adult gourmet club」
Is it OK? When asked, Corneal’s expression tightens at once. The eyes staring at the flyer I put on the
table are serious.
Of course. The main road of our lives lies in playing in brothels.
I’m going to hide it. It should be the same for Corneal.
By the way, the adult gourmet club is a club formed by me and Corneal.
The purpose is to walk around and eat the delicious things of the royal capital and evaluate them.
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「By the way, what should we do after this? Should we go try somewhere else?」
We waved our hands at each other and went our separate ways at that place.
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***
「Hey, why do you still working part-time even though you stopped coming to Keni?」
By that girl, she must be referring to that braided bob cut girl with big tits, Busty-chan.
I shook my head.
I keep pressing her for an answer because I was really curious about it.
「Shut up」
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「Cowards」
The pilot school should have been for free, starting with tuition, teaching materials, and uniforms.
If you have no living expenses, they will provide you with a free dormitory with two meals in the
morning and evening.
So the reason that she still has debt is…
「……………」
I shoved in again.
And she answered.
It seems to be correct.
What a sinful race, the elf is.
After that, I enjoyed talking with my old classmate.
When I couldn’t get a reply, I shoved in until I could.
Even when it was something unspeakable, I kept shoving in.
Thanks to that, I was able to know various stories after I dropped out.
It seems that the elderly instructor is absent recently.
According to the school explanation, it seems to be family circumstances.
Just because I happened to hear about it, I can’t just swallow it as the ponytail did.
However, there’s also no evidence that the school’s explanation is false.
(I’m glad I was disguising at that time)
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(As I thought it’s so warm it feels so good)
If it’s only her specs, she’s a first-class class, but the ponytail can only work in a low-class brothel. Not
because she’s working part-time.
If you’re going with that logic, the explosive onee-san which at the top in Jayanne is also a student
working part-time.
I’ve heard the reason from Corneal.
Apparently, her service towards the customer is bad.
If I had to say it specifically, the service she gave to the higher-ups. Of course, she also didn’t want to
do the cleanup.
And the worst thing is she likes to challenge her customer, and when she won, she would take them
for a fool.
Thus, despite having rare items, it seems that her nomination rate is low even in a low-class brothel.
(Well, it means that talent and characteristic are two different things)
The words of the instructor I hated came to my mind for some reason.
I enjoyed it enough and poured all of it.
As I did, the ponytail’s promised “I love it~ hug” is activated.
With both arms and thighs, My body is held firmly.
It feels like being sandwiched and it’s really nice.
While our body shook, I one-sidedly enjoyed the lingering pleasure.
I thought.
The ponytail not doing the cleanup and shower time anyway. There’s still some time.
So it should be fine if I continue.
I started the second round without pulling out.
The eyes of the ponytail opened wide in surprise and begin to struggle to separate her body from me.
I pierce her inside repeatedly and took away her will of resistance.
And then, I tried doing super long stroke that surpasses the elves with The Astral Sword.
I never neglect to improve my techniques every day.
Doing it at various angles and listened to the reaction.
The result is excellent.
Both her expressions and voices seem like she enjoyed it very much.
Her chin and voice keep rising regardless of whether or not I shook her.
The I love it~ hold has also been activated since her second climax.
The legs that are crossing over my back are tightening tightly as if trying to lead me further back.
The convulsions of my body don’t seem to stop, and the trembling of the ponytail is transmitted to me
in a strongly hugged state.
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(This feels good too)
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(If the ponytail keeps working part-time then it might be a good idea to make a reservation on her)
(Let’s get her to entertain me from time to time to reduce her debt)
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There is a reason for that, just like the ponytail.
I found out after experiencing it myself, it’s true that she has an excellent weapon. But that’s it.
Certainly, she’s not as bad as Ponytail who acted unfriendly to her customers and likes to challenge
them to a duel only to make a fool of them after she won, but she’s completely passive.
She just let them play around with her prided weapon as much as they like, and that’s it. Finished.
Playing around with her bullet-shaped super big tits as much as you want.
It was definitely a fun time, with the sparkling cuteness of a teenager’s trait.
The two women who can only work at a low-class brothel while having a rare weapon.
In a sense, they’re similar.
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After the disappointing result of the adult gourmet club activities, Corneal parted ways with Tauro
and headed to the knight order building near the Royal Castle.
On the way there, he bought drinks and snacks at the stalls.
After entering the building, Corneal goes up the stairs and enters a room.
There, his subordinate was still working.
「Good work, you all. Don’t push yourself too hard, alright?」
「Leader too, it’s your holiday, right? You should properly take a rest」
His subordinates received the souvenirs Corneal bought with thanks as they laughed together.
「I just can’t calm down when I thought about those fools, you see」
(What’s regrettable was the fact that we were unable to grab a shred of evidence)
Every physical evidence, from equipment to documents, all of it has been disposed of by deterioration
magic the put beforehand.
Those three bunches who we managed to catch were just disposable pieces.
Although there is no evidence, most of the knight order, including the Commander of the Knights,
speculated that it’s related to the Empire Corneal, who was directly investigated, is one of them.
Then he remembers the face of some of the senior pilots and makes a bitter look.
「Yes, they’re still protested why we haven’t attacked the Empire already?」
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One of Corneal’s subordinate’s face cramped after hearing that question.
Upon hearing that report, those idiots went to the Empire ambassador to do a cross-check.
「Even though we don’t have any evidence, how dare they going against the ambassador like that!」
Including the higher-ups of the kingdom also have the same thought.
And this time, the target of their attack went to Corneal’s team, who investigated it. We couldn’t get
any proof because your team was too incompetent, is what they said.
They denied it by stating that they had done their best, and put together a detailed report about it, but
those idiots are still not convinced and had frequently sought clarification.
So they worked hard until late like this to put together an additional report.
「Maa, it’s unfortunate enough because the Knight Commander wasn’t on their side」
Those who are not will repeatedly be led by their emotion to let out radical statements.
Because they will think that they’re in the right, and they will be hard to deal with.
The title Pilot of the Kingdom’s knight order is the most wanted and the most enviable title in the
Kingdom.
I longed for it myself and gained that position after passionately chasing after it.
But when you finally get that seat, you’ll see some troublesome things you were unable to see before.
Corneal recalled the man who was with him just earlier. Tauro’s shadowless bright expression.
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Cold air along with a thin mist shrouded the Royal Capital.
And the winter morning sun finally came out, slowly dispersing the fog away.
A large stone building is exposed to the sunlight from the side, the merchant guild.
Inside the guild master’s office in that building, the guild master and the vice-guild master were
talking, despite in this early hours in the morning.
Both of them returned early, but they also woke up early in the morning. This early morning meeting
was their daily routine.
「The guild master of the adventurer’s guild was in a bad mood, didn’t he?」
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Contrary to his words, the face of Santa Claus, the vice-guild leader is pleased. He’s in a good mood
while stroking his proudly white beard.
And the small old man, the guild chief’s eyes was shining.
「Because the one who suffers the most disadvantaged from the merchant guild’s Knights
accomplishment was the adventurers guild」
Last night, at a meeting in the Royal Castle, he met the guild master of the adventurers guild.
Remembering that face of his as if he had bitten a bitter bug, the guild master continued while
grinning,
「And they can’t complain to us, because we’re just doing what we’re supposed to do」
「Although he had been saying, That should be the job of the merchant guild, right!? Even though he
only said that to raise the rewards, there’s no way he could raise a complaint now」
「We must maintain the highway, but the merchant guild knights weren’t even able to properly fulfill
the task of getting rid of the demon beast」
「In the end, we got no choice but to request the adventurers guild after badmouthing them and paid a
lot sum of money that could make our eyeballs pops out of their sockets」
「And with all that money in hand, the adventurer’s guild knight only scares away the demon beast. So
after some time, the beast will appear again」
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What the merchant guild’s current knight did now wasn’t just to repel, but to subjugate the demon
beast. As a result, the case where monsters frequently appeared on the highway was decreasing.
In short, Santa continued.
And not just that, the guild master said to Santa who finished speaking with a bright expression.
「Thanks to the highway being safer, merchants have less demand for escorts. And with the
improvement in logistics, the number of gathering quest has decreased, and the purchase price has
also dropped」
「Adventurer’s Guild is a group of people who can’t be active unless the world is dangerous and the
flow of people and things is bad」
To what the guild master said, Santa nodded while saying “Now that you mentioned it, that’s true”
「It’s the complete opposite from us, the people from merchant guild」
「I was thinking to take Tauro-kun to the Holy city but… what do you think?」
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Santa himself awarded Tauro for his achievement in the inferior potion case.
Once a year, in the temple of the god of business, a match before god is held.
At that time, people from all over the world will come to visit.
When the guild chief says he will take him along, it means he was going to let him participate.
With that in mind, he probably wants to tie Tauro to the merchant guild by entertaining him.
Santa asked a question after hearing the guild leader’s plan to go on pilgrimage with Tauro.
It’s okay if the reason they go there is just for pilgrimage and play around, but if he intends to let
Tauro participate in the match, then the story is different.
The stage where the match before God is, not only held before the God but also before a large number
of believers. If you’re not capable enough, you may not even be ready for the preparation of the match.
「There shouldn’t be any problem. He’s the famous Doctor Slime after all」
It is said that it’s a match dedicated to God but the point here is that it’s a form of a festival. Even in the
off chance, he can’t do it in public, then that’s that.
He laughed loudly.
「Tauro-kun will return this evening. We should talk to him about this at that time.」
Thus, the matter of Tauro accompanying him to the Holy City is decided.
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「………And that’s why I won’t be coming back for a week if I accept this request」
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I explained to Imosuke and Dangorou.
Today, the guild leader asked me to accompany him to the Holy City.
It’ll be my first time going abroad, and I’m not alone. I really want to take it.
But there was one problem. Garden forest management, specifically, the spraying potions.
I’ve been away for a few days sometimes but this time it will be longer.
I need to tell them is it okay if I leave the house for a long time and ask about their opinion.
「It’s okay?」
『It’s okay』
It’ll be fine even if I don’t sprinkle the potion for about a week, or at least that’s how I felt this whole
time, so I asked them.
But the answer was unexpected.
『I dug a hole』
(Did it dig into the walls and the pillars of the building?)
I don’t know what the nutrient vein is, but it should be something underground.
I’m afraid that the roots will reach that place and lead to the collapse of this building
However, my kins are saying it this proudly. They also said that they are getting bigger too.
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『A lot is coming』
Something is coming from the sky almost every day. And it seems to be the nutrition of the garden
forest.
I hear that and look up at the sky.
A starry sky with no clouds.
Countless stars are shining brightly in the cold winter air.
I felt that magic power was falling from the sky.
And when the talk gradually shifted to something related to magic, there’s nothing I can say.
If a natural-born spirit beast says so, then it’s probably OK.
And so, I decided to accept the request.
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A few days later, I was riding the Old lady alongside a golem carriage.
My job this time is to be an escort on a round trip to the Holy City.
By the way, the Old lady is in a very good condition.
After the fight against the dark-brown golem, which the herbivorous mechanic said to be a heavy
stone golem apparently, during which the Old lady kept letting out white smoke. But it’s okay now.
The day after returning to the royal capital, the herbivore mechanic asked me to cast D-rank magic
into the drive system.
And the result was great.
There’s no more smoke and shaking. It can also produce the same strength as when we defeated the
heavy stone golem now.
I was worried that if the power and the burden were too high, the Old lady wouldn’t be able to hold
out.
However, according to the herbivore mechanic, there would be no problem.
I feel like if the engine output is too high, the frame will be damaged.
But I am an amateur in this subject and I only know a little when it comes to golem technology.
(It just that when he said that, he somehow had a grim expression on he face)
(It seems that recently he’s been working until late at night)
I was able to go home early, but the herbivorous mechanic always remains.
I’m wondering what he was doing to the extent he had to stay until late at night like that but, I didn’t
ask him about it and leave it at that.
Wouldn’t you feel bad if someone in a different division asks you, Why are you working overtime until
late at night every day?
(I should probably buy him some souvenirs from the Holy City to cheer him up)
I think so and take a look at the golem carriage the guild master rides.
Inside is the guild master of the merchant guild, the tough-looking old man of the merchant guild,
Explosive onee-san of Jayanne, and The unicorn, Cool-san of the Doom squad.
She seems to like the nickname Unicorn and attaches a unicorn-shaped brooch I gave her on her
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chest.
Explosive onee-san who saw it said, Wow, that’s so pretty.
Explosive onee-san is the number one at Jayanne and she is also an active student at Royal Magic
Academy.
Elegant facial features as if a sculptor had poured his soul to craft it and a body line like an hourglass.
It seems she decided to wear a less revealing semi-casual clothing today. But because her natural sex
appeal is high, it makes her more erotic instead.
When she knew that the escort was actually me, she went 「Eh?」 at first.
But she immediately fixed her expression and said, 「It’s been a while」.
When I offered my hand for a handshake, she looked panicked and retreated back a little.
As I stepped forward, she went further back and shouted abruptly.
「DON’T.TOUCH.ME!!」
「Tauro-kun has made a great contribution to the merchant guild. For that, I thank you」
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(So the reason explosive onee-san and Cool-san are coming is to participate in the match, right?)
(And there seem to be many things that can be enjoyed aside from the match. I can’t wait for it)
It’s been a long time I feel this excited about going on a trip.
It’s a culture that makes me happy. I can’t help but want to know why, so I asked the tough-looking old
man.
the tough-looking old man replied with another question after thinking a little.
「Tauro-san, do you know what is the oldest business runs in this world?」
「The god of business is the oldest god that rules over trade and business. In other words, it’s “the god
who sells spring*”」
(*TL Note: doing prostitution)
「A prostitute appeared in the dedication match for “The God who sells spring” is a matter of course」
I finally understand.
And since there’s a chance, I asked one more thing.
「There are only prostitutes from Jayanne with us right now, is there a reason for that?」
the tough-looking old man’s answer is that this time it was Jayanne’s turn.
Cassabell, Jayanne, and Cione, known as the Three Family in the Royal Capital.
It seems that these three brothels are playing their role in turns.
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「Why the Light Cruiser-sensei is not coming?」
I asked Cool-san.
She answered that the light cruiser-sensei wasn’t selected because she had participated once.
It’s a great honor to go to the match, and many want to. It is said that inexperienced people are given
priority so that even one person can experience a lot.
No wonder Cool-san is here.
She is only biased in her taste and has an ability called Origami.
It’s an undeniable fact that she’s one of Jayanne’s strongest special elite members.
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(Wow….)
Such buildings, which are regarded as a historic heritage in my original world, exist for real here.
It is not a ruined aesthetic structure.
And not a structure which had its paint fade off.
It’s right in front of me as an active facility that is respected, time-consuming and has a crowd of
worshipers.
For me who learned the history of western architecture at school, I can only be speechless.
Just like a tourist who saw St. Peter’s Cathedral for the first time, while walking unsteadily, I was
pulled by the tough-looking old man.
I collected myself and followed behind in a hurry.
We arrived at the hotel we will be staying at. It is just like a noble’s mansion.
「Is it really okay for this lowly me to stay in this luxurious place?」
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I invertedly feel scared.
Even though the payment will be handled by the merchant guild, I still feel like I would faint.
The tough-looking old man laughed.
「You’re a member of the Kingdom’s merchant guild. It won’t fit the appearance if it’s not this much」
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「Well, then. You are free to do whatever you want after this」
The tough-looking old man said, after soaking in a big bath like a hot spring and having dinner
together.
It seems that the match will be held tomorrow so tonight should be used to cultivate their spirit.
The girls said that they will go to the hot spring again and then to the spa in preparation for the
match.
I asked the guild master and rough uncle who still remains here.
The guild master took a glance at the tough-looking old man.
「There’s a place you wanted to go to, right? I’ll show Tauro-kun around so you should just go there」
The tough-looking old man felt grateful towards the guild master’s word and went out to the hallway.
「Well, let’s head there too. It’s one of the famous places in the Holy City after all」
I was asked if I had my merchant guild card with me so I tapped on my chest pocket and said that it’s
alright.
The guild master nodded and chased after the tough-looking old man.
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「Please show your guild card. If you are not a merchant guild member, you cannot enter~!」
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At the entrance of the temple, a guy who seems to be an employee shouts.
The entrance is quite crowded.
There are long rows of queues.
But I and the guild master line up in a row far away from them.
The tough-looking man is already a few people away.
「This row is only for merchant guild member with E rank above~!」
(Even if it’s just a preferential treatment at the entrance, it was worth it being a rank E)
This is the first benefit I get since I ranked up in the merchant guild.
By the way, the guild master and the tough-looking old man didn’t do business by themselves but
have the qualifications of E rank or higher.
More specifically, the guild master is the D rank, a so-called senior merchant. And the tough-looking
old man is E rank, the same middle-class merchant as me.
Because the tough-looking old man is an official in charge of the guild so he is ranked E rank. While
the other staff is ranked F rank apparently.
We can smoothly enter from the entrance of the intermediate rank merchant above, but there were
many people inside the temple.
From the normal entrance, people who seemed to be an F rank were entering one after another.
The tough-looking old man walks without hesitation while looking at the small map he pulls out from
his pocket.
Me and the guild master followed shortly after.
Soon, a gate similar to the temple entrance could be seen.
Above the gate, it says, F-ranks cannot enter.
the tough-looking old man entered hastily.
「It’s a popular temple after all. If you don’t put a restriction like that, the true believers won’t be able
to play」
According to the guild chief, there’s only one god who controls the world’s oldest business and the
temple itself is like a huge brothel.
Because of that, it seems that many people enter the merchant’s guild just for the sake of entering it,
so they have established a checkpoint that only an E rank above that can enter.
「Even in the guild, only the E rank above that can be truly regarded as a guild member」
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I remembered something when I heard those words.
Even in my case, I can easily become an F rank member just by paying some amount of money. There
were no tests or checking required.
Now I’m convinced that an F rank is just an apprentice through and through.
There was a wide and gentle ascending staircase when passing through a gate that refused an F rank.
As we climb up, I can see more clearly.
It’s a large space with a large atrium.
Looking up, the dome-shaped canopy of the temple covered this large space.
「Ohh…….」
「The F rank people can only play on the outer part of the temple. The main attraction lies here」
Then I saw it, the tough-looking old man was about to enter a giant tent.
We followed after him.
Inside the tent, there was a large stage, with dozens of women singing and dancing.
And there are a lot of men in front of the stage, dancing, and shouting.
(Oh yeah, when he talked about the adventurer team 「Robust」, this uncle’s gesture was amazing)
「He’s a big fan of them. That’s why he’s completely fired up like that」
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Both he and his daughter are a big fan that when she heard he was going to The Holy City, she asked
him to get some of their goods.
Certainly, everyone is young, beautiful and full of energy.
Not long after, the song ended and a girl full of energy called out to the audience.
「We will change member now~ Member number 1 to 10 are waiting in the private room so have fun~
」
「Hello~! the song this time will be sung by member number 11 to 30~ So please listen~!」
(Don’t tell me! This is the same system used in the hot spring town!?)
I stared at it.
When I was in my original world, I went to a hot spring resort and went out for the second party. It
felt similar to the store I entered at that time.
Apart from the guests who pay attention to the stage and cheering, some men line up in front of a
door.
Men go inside when the lamp on the door turns blue, then the lamp on the door will turn red.
「It’s a system where the singer and the audience can touch each other freely from the bottom of their
heart, right!?」
Before I realized it, I got excited and looked back at the guild master.
The guild master grinned before answering,
「Even though they are popular around the world, you can only freely interact with them is in this
temple」
It was those girls today but it seems that another group will come on another day.
It is said that the god of business is also the god of song and dance.
Singers and dancers, who have become popular to some extent, will do a live concert here as thanks
to God.
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「Do you finally understand the value of being an E rank in the merchant guild?」
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A Live concert where you can interact with the idols on the live venue to your heart content.
He said that to me who felt thankful to him who brought me to this wonderful place
「…….My hobby is quite unique you see. I don’t know whether if it’s a good idea to invite you, Tauro-
kun」
「Well if you say that much, you are welcome to go with me」
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We went outside after he said that.
When I was wondering how far we will go, we went back through the gate where an F rank wasn’t
allowed to go inside. And came out on the outer part of the temple. We then went down the stairs to
the basement until we stopped in front of a giant black door.
I wonder if this is not a popular place because there are only a few people around.
「This is the Door of Sin. There’s no turning back once you get in there.」
「I’ll go」
I replied.
Guild master’s gently bent the tips of his mouth upwards, along with his right hand signaling to follow
him. Beside the door, a person who I can’t see his face well because he wore a hood was sitting at the
reception desk. The guild master then signaled him and received bundles of paper.
「Behind this door are women who have sinned, and wanted to atone for it」
I listened quietly.
「This place is the temple of the God of Business and a place where you can pay off your sins with
money. But, behind this door, are those without money」
「And this is where we use this Token of Justification. By giving this to the women inside, means that
you pay off a portion of their sin in their stead」
The guild master then gave me a bundle of those papers. It seems that one of these is worth one silver
coin, and it seems we have 20 of it.
「But remember, this place is the temple of The God of Business. Trading is good, but we don’t do
charity here」
Then he continued.
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「If you reach climax, give your partner one token of justification. The same applies even when they’re
the one who reached climax」
(I see. In other words, if either is satisfied, one should give Token of Justification in exchange)
「They came here to atone for their sin. What’d you think will happen if they lie to god?」
「The women gathering here are only poor amateurs who have come to atone their sins. There was
probably no one who works in a brothel.」
「In other words, only those who aren’t related to the standards of appearance, age, skill, etc. that the
brothels are looking for」
「That’s why men are biased. Some are forgiven right away, and the others will never be forgiven」
「That’s why Tauro-kun. I want you to follow the same path as mine today」
「This is a road of shura you know? If there’s a plain-looking girl, you’ll do her. And even if there’s an
orc, you’ll do her too. Being picky is not allowed here」
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「I understand. Let’s thread on this path of salvation together」
To my smile, the guild master squinted his eyes as if looking at something bright.
「The ones who used up his entire token of justification wins. The loser will also pay for the opponent’s
part」
Though, I bet he has no intention of paying me In the first place. The guild master laughs after a
moment of pause.
「Interesting. It’s really interesting, Tauro-kun. Fine, I will take part in that challenge」
「Then, let’s meet up again here when you’re already running out of it」
I laughed back.
And then we slowly open that Door of Sin together, to save those women who suffered from their
sins.
『Then…every once a week from now on. Hmm…. right, on chastity day, make sure to visit this place,
okay?』
I nodded.
『Make sure you properly made a reservation on me okay? Also be sure to ask for an extension, okay?
You understand?』
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『Good, well done~ Then here is your reward』
The beautiful woman bends down and looks down in front of my waist.
I, who was looking forward to this present she’ll give me, turned my vision at the bottom of my
stomach with expectation.
…..Where Elder Rich opened her toothless mouth, showing a deep jet black mouth.
「STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!」
That nightmare was so real, I was drenched in sweat and my heartbeat was also beating roughly.
It was painful.
The first woman I called out to was, when I looked at her style from behind it seems average, and
even her skin texture seemed to belong to that of a young girl.
But, the moment she turned at me, the inside of my head turned blank.
That’s the only thing that came to my mind where my thoughts stopped.
I think her face was not bad. However, the exquisite balance created looks that gave the viewer
anxiety and physiological fear.
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There were some old witches, and to be honest they were better than the other bunch. They put on a
thick makeup that whenever I gaze at them, I feel like a portion of my life was shaved off. The perfume
smell also terrible. That, combined with the smell of makeup, made me fell on my knees with one
breath.
Inside The Door of Sin was such woman.
(Dignity as a woman can only be attained by satisfying the partner they were with)
And the women I met today definitely held their pride high.
The moment they made the guild master’s weapon stand, might be the moment they will happily
remember. Then the feeling of self-affirmation will surely arise in one’s body, turning into the will to
live.
The pride that has been decayed by the days when they weren’t forgiven. It must’ve been restored to
some extent. The liquid given by the guild leader must have been literally water of life poured onto the
vegetation that has withered from the drought.
Suddenly the figure of a certain old man with a warm heart floated in my mind.
The mental power that rises and can overcome any difficulties.
A strong will that stays burning till the end no matter how hard the condition is.
All of that came from the will to save those girls, from the bottom of his heart.
At that point, the guild master already became a saint-like figure to me.
He even held out for those girls until they were both satisfied. What should we call this if not a
miracle?
And if I had to count the miracles that happened today, it happened 20 times already. He even
performed a miracle twice in just a few minutes. If you have anything to complain you’re welcomed to
open that Door of Sin yourself.
I was mentally fatigued because of the nightmare earlier. I even got angry even though no one said
anything. Immediately after realizing this idiocy, I shook my head.
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I wobbly walk to the bathroom.
In the hangar for the Old lady, a Knight owned by the merchant guild, at the eastern part of the
Kingdom.
There, the herbivore mechanic was buried in a pile of materials like survey data on the Old Lady and
its rifle, also a bunch of books borrowed from libraries and the Royal Magic Academy.
The herbivorous mechanic is sitting on a chair while looking up at the ceiling.
After the battle with the heavy stone golem, every magic formations that were supposed to be written
all over Old Lady disappeared. Each of them is an auxiliary magic formation designed to move the
Knight efficiently with little magic power. It seems that everything disappeared because too much
magic power was poured into it.
(Then, that white smoke should be the remains of a burnout magic formation)
Is he saying that, he can convert his absurdly high amount of magic into attack power by sacrificing
the auxiliary magic circles?
(What about its frame? With the strength of the Old lady’s frame I know, it should’ve been bent over
before it could defeat the opponent)
But that old rifle has nothing drawn to it aside from magic missile,『Light Arrow』
And naturally, its magic efficiency is poor. It’s too simple and outdated.
In fact, if there any other weapons which could use the Light Arrow Magic Missile, or if Tauro is fine
with any other weapon which have another attack magic, he should’ve use that other weapon instead
of this outdated one.
(…….Is this a lady who gained a lot of experience and has many secrets on her?)
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Geez, this is why women are so–. He said. Ignoring the lack of experience he had himself, before
stretching his body on the chair.
(You’re truly a mysterious woman, worthy of the Old Lady’s name, truly)
He wiped his face with both hands, decided to call it a day with a mutter, and disappeared into the
locker room.
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Not long after the guild master and Tauro headed for The Door of Sin, a man was nervously waiting in
front of a small room. A few minutes after the previous customer left the room, the lamp above the
door finally turns from red to blue.
The tough-looking old man jumped into the door in high spirits.
Inside the small room, a girl with long hair is beckoning him with a smile.
She has slightly big and rounded eyes and thick fluffy lips like a duck.
When he took a closer look with both of his eyes on that beauty, his heart was squeezed hard as if
blood would spurt out of it..
Her voice and the way she speaks from start to end could make anyone feel like their ears were
melting. The Idol he idolized even to his dreams when he sleeps at night was standing before him.
From the moment she was selected as a member of the 「Holy City」, her image has never left his heart
even once.
When he looked down, the voluminous panniers beautifully inflates the frilly mini skirt and his eyes
already fixed on the absolute area located between the over-knee socks and the mini skirt.
She said teasingly to the man with a rough face that was standing still at the entrance.
As if lured by those thick fluffy lips and sweet words of hers, he slowly walked towards the girl.
「Fufufu~」
Along with such a cute voice, she wrapped her hand behind his neck and matched his forehead with
hers. In such a close distance, a goddess is there. With the scent of breath and body temperature, it is
known that the goddess has a body.
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It wasn’t just that, there’s still the next step waiting for him.
It made him lose his mind just by imagining it.
「Kyaa~~ M-Mister?」
「No– wait」
「Ahn~」
The strong man aligned the lower part and penetrated her.
The sweet sensation he felt right now making him clench his teeth
The man had an average assessment of his size. No, it might be even lower than that.
But even so, it should’ve been her first experience with this kind of size. The man thought.
He feels happy about that and tried to reach even deeper.
The tough-looking old man got angry as he recalled the weekly article he recently read.
But he retracted that anger immediately.
The reporter who wrote that article didn’t even enter the temple. That’s why they only write
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whatever they want.
The tough-looking old man’s nostril widens with the sense of superiority.
It might be because that sense of superiority was strong that it pushed his back but, because of that he
accidentally released it.
「Kyaa–!!」
At that moment, her voice raised deliberately and her body twitched on top of the muscular body.
The tough-looking old man left the room with a sigh of happiness. Then he returns to the audience
seat and cheers on the stage again. In his hand was an autograph from the idol that accompanied him
earlier with her signature on it saying 「It was great」 written in a heart symbol.
The tough-looking old man put that autograph inside his breast pocket.
Then he took out an autograph of the other idol he likes.
While waiting for her to enter the room, he took a pose while rotating, matching her singing on the
stage.
In the end, The tough-looking old man returned to the room with 5 signed autographs.
He thought to himself that given his age, he tried too hard this time but a chance like this might never
come again. In his life when he’s wondering where to stand, he determined that it was at this time for
sure.
He thought that this time, the one who brought him here was none other than Tauro.
Because he didn’t think that he’s in any position to visit this place with the guild master.
He often came into contact with Tauro because of the potion trading activities, so he became
something like the guy who’s in charge of him. Tauro also helped Dolba the leader of “Robust” cure his
illness. Moreover, he’s also the pilot of Merchant guild’s Knights And he was remarkably active at
doing his job so they always backed him up. Even if he has an E rank merchant qualification, he can’t
just take a break, bring a lot of money and come to this kind of place on his own.
He put his hands together in front of him and thanked Tauro who wasn’t there.
To repay this debt, he thought that he shouldn’t embarrass him and decided to do his best for the
match tomorrow with Tauro.
(Ah!!)
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(I shot 5 times today……)
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The light from the sun shining above the clear sky is pouring down in every corner of the Royal
capital. Although the outside temperature was low, the sunshine warmed people’s feelings and body
enough to forget the cold.
In the merchant guild’s reception room on the third floor, the sunlight is shining through a large
south-facing window.
In the room, there was a deputy guild chief who looked like Santa Claus and a person.
「I apologize that I’m the only one here even though the chief of blacksmith guild is sparing his
precious time coming to greet us」
「It’s okay, I already heard that your guild master is absent now. The timing is just bad, that’s all」
The man called the chief of the blacksmith’s guild opens his mouth and laughs.
He is old, but he has a thick and forged body.
Not very tall, but intimidating. If Tauro was here, he would’ve thought he was a professional wrestler
with short stature.
「It must be that annual adult match held every year, right?」
The eyes under that completely bald head slightly closed as if indicating something and at the same
time, his white beard bent vulgarly.
Santa could only shrug his shoulder with a troubled face.
The bald man looked down from the window to the square below.
There, Heavy stone golem was being inspected while being surrounded by people who were curious
about that thing.
After the inspection, the Heavy Stone Golem was to be sold to the Blacksmith Guild, but this man just
could not wait any longer.
This is the heavy stone golem that was defeated by Tauro and co.
The collection team arrived shortly after receiving the report, but it took time to work due to the deep
snow and finally arrived this morning.
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(I was frightened when I heard the report for the first time)
Santa recalled the time when he was told by the herbivorous mechanic.
He felt as if his spine was frozen when he thought that he would lose both Tauro and Old Lady instead
of defeating the big monster.
The impact seemed bigger on the guild master that he couldn’t make even a single movement while
sitting on the chair.
(The cause of this crisis was the mechanic who accompanied them to the battlefield)
Santa and the others decided so and reprimanded the herbivorous mechanic.
Considering the situation, if it’s just the Knight And its pilot, there could be a lot of opportunities to
fight or escape.
The herbivorous mechanic seemed to reflect her action deeply.
(The unusual strength of the Old Lady and the outdated rifle, huh)
From the perspective of the merchant guild, it’s good to have a Knight with strong firepower.
But it sounds weird when that power came so suddenly and nobody knows the reason.
Even more so for the mechanic who’s been in charge of the maintenance.
Santa gave permission to do research on it, money, time, also more staff if it’s necessary
「The chance of getting a heavy stone golem with a good shape like this is rare after all.」
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material is not taken into account.
For a blacksmithing guild, that’s an exceptionally cheap price to pay.
「That amount is enough for us. Besides, if the blacksmithing guild research bore fruit, it will also be a
benefit to the kingdom」
The bald man scoffed at Santa’s word as if unsatisfied with his answer.
Because he knows that the vice-master of the merchant guild is not as simple as that.
「Because the security of the highway is maintained, the price of the materials slightly fell you see」
「Also, products handled by the blacksmith’s guild can now be transported to various places at low
cost」
「As you can see, maintaining the security of the highway not only benefit us, the merchant guild, but
also the blacksmith guild as well」
And that is where he can guess what Santa’s going to say next.
「Could we ask the blacksmith guild and its mechs for your cooperation?」
The bald man tilted his head. There’s no hint of understanding on his face.
「Rather than us, wouldn’t it be better to ask the adventurer guild or the knight order? After all, slaying
demon beast is what they do every day was it not?」
In fact, the knights of the blacksmith guild are used for research purposes. They are used to verify new
technologies and theories.
It’s not like you can’t use it to fight monsters, but they weren’t built for battle in the first place.
Santa sighs and shakes his head.
「Until recently, we did rely on adventurer guild and the knight order. But the result of that is just no
good」
Santa spoke.
The adventurer’s guild prolongs negotiations to raise the price.
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And even if you ask the knight order to do something, they wouldn’t take action immediately.
Even if they do, they ask even a higher price than the adventurer guilds.
「We don’t have any intention to have the blacksmith guild do anything. We just want you to be our
weapon in negotiation.」
「Yes. The adventurer guild believes that they are the only ones the merchant guild can count on, or at
worse, those bad knight order」
That’s how the situation is. Santa said with a bitter look.
「If it’s like this, they have the upper hand on the negotiation table because of their power.」
If you don’t have any choice, you’ll be taken advantage of. Understanding that the bald man nods
「However, if our merchant guild and the blacksmith guild were to join hands, we should have another
option」
Santa’s voice is quiet and calm. But his eyes were serious.
「Even if the blacksmith guild mechs wasn’t built for combat, it’s significant enough if you can sortie
with 2 units」
「Yes, to the extent that makes the adventurer guild think “Merchant guild will fight with their own
power and no longer need any help”」
「I see. That way, it will be possible to negotiate in an equal standpoint huh?」
「Well, fine. If you want to use our Knighton negotiation table that way for the price of the heavy stone
golem, it’s a cheap price to pay」
But, if they actually have to go on the field, you should consult me properly, yeah? The bald man
casually throws a warning and continued,
「But then again, isn’t there a chance that they won’t recognize the blacksmith guild’s Knight as a
“Knight”?」
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He turned with an amusing face towards Santa.
Santa had an uninterested expression after hearing that.
「That just a personal opinion of a pilot from a long time ago, merchant guild doesn’t have that kind of
perception」
「The pilot this time sure have different prospects than the pilot before, eh?」
He heard that even if it’s only a medium-sized demon beast, he cleaned it up nicely.
While the pilot with high pride has their preferences.
The pilots of merchant guild had always been like that, and probably even the adventurer guild’s too.
The blacksmith guild where the pilots are researchers is a special case.
Santa says that the adventurer guild always prolongs their negotiations.
It was one of the aspects of the fact mentioned above.
However, isn’t it takes time to persuade the people in charge there, is what the bald man thought.
「Right, I guess it’s time we head back and do the preparation for research」
He pushes the specific paperwork to someone he brought and leaves the room after shaking hands
with Santa.
The goal of the bald man and Blacksmith Guild engineers is to create a knight that surpasses the
natural golem.
I do not think it is impossible.
A document once stated that such a knight existed.
And he did not doubt the literature.
(Until recently, it was said that it was a book written with delusions an imagination though)
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(For now, we should catch up with the past first)
A great war that burned precious literature without thought. When I learned the magnitude of the
knowledge lost in the book, he felt frustrated and clenched his teeth.
But that is not enough. I am an engineer.
The archeological remains are left to archaeologists, and engineers do what only engineers can do.
The bald man thought so.
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In the center of the Holy City, there is a huge temple of the god who is regarded as the main god
among the others in their religion.
In the center of the holy city, there is a huge temple of the god who is regarded as the main deity in
polytheism. There in the center of the holy city, near the temple, was a building that was not as tall as
the temple of the main god, but had a large area that exceeded it.
It’s the temple of the god of business.
It’s always full of worshipers in the morning, but it’s different today.
The silhouette is sparse in the vast grounds.
This was due to the strict ban on the entrance to the temple grounds because the once-a-year match
before the God of the shrine.
GONG!
The bell tower in the temple rang with a heavy sound, slightly shaking the cobblestones.
It signaled the beginning of the ritual.
I, who hung down my head like everyone else did, slowly raised my gaze and looked at it.
The marble stone statue depicts a beautiful goddess holding a huge scale while sitting sideways.
Her right hand extended this way with an expression that told,
『Give me your fortune and I’ll let you have sex with me』
(This culture also pays respect to the customer who visits brothel)
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To my surprise, brothel visiting is considered a fancy hobby.
In the world before I transferred here, such hobbies was like going to a museum, listening to music in
a music hall, or making a piece of music with the instrument we owned.
It seems that the best thing to enjoy in this world wasn’t art or man-made things, but the human itself.
Watching a prostitute in a brothel just like watching a painting or sculpture in a museum.
Have them sing along while playing an instrument.
Things like that.
(And above all, it’s OK to let out a big eruption without any concerns)
I like this one better than being seen with respect by someone.
I recalled many big eruptions deep in the ocean floor I had before and indulged in emotion.
No complaints, just satisfaction.
But then I realize that there is no end to my desire.
(Aah…)
I remembered the senpai I longed for, and the classmate I liked at school.
(As soon as we arrived at the capital, let’s go to Go Go Bar after a long time)
The best girl at school is good, but maybe a slightly beautiful girl with a kind personality is also nice. If
you are looking for such girls, Go Go Bar is not bad of a choice.
Some time had passed after the accident earlier calmed down.
Just because the case is closed there won’t be anyone targeting me right?
With such thought, I decided to raise my head but, I missed the timing for that too now.
And soon after, the opening ceremony was over.
I called out to the guild master of the merchant guild who was sitting beside me.
The guild master nods gently.
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He is a small old man who has a good atmosphere and dignity like the chairman of a large company.
But its appearance represents only one side of this person.
Only a few people know about it, that he has an overwhelming reproductive power and can destroy
the balance of the ecosystem if he wants it.
I call him the goblin jii-san.
By the way, the explosive onee-san, Cool, and The tough-looking old man had already left their seats.
It seems they’re going to prepare for the match.
「…….」
(If I only I could win one more time, I could go on the stage at that time)
(Hmm, but let’s say that I won at that time, could I even put up a good fight I wonder….)
I nodded strongly.
Unfortunately this time, I’m only at the audience seat, watching.
But one day, I want to participate in it.
That firm feeling inside of me made me realize that I’ve grown up since I arrived in this world.
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The guild master lightly hit my arm twice.
I looked at the stage with a slightly jealous feeling of that cool nickname.
He’s a quite thin and very tall man with his back slightly bent to the front.
His cheek is also quite thin and there’s a bag under his eyes.
He seems to have poor sight, you can call it a misfortune if you like.
I moved my eyes down from his face to his bottom part and I groaned involuntarily.
It emerged after taking off the bathrobe, and it was long and warped upward.
If not for the elf, it’s close enough to be called the peak of the human race.
It’s truly worthy of being called a Scythe.
With just a glance, you can see that it was a brutal weapon that has a high attack power.
He’s a very well known man that everyone started exchanging words such as, So that’s…….
Then, while crowds were still making a fuss about it, the match started.
「!」
She tried to let out a voice that never managed to come out while desperately shaking her hands and
trying to retreat back.
When he was being cautious by her technique, she took the chance and hurriedly took a step back.
Standing from a little bit of distance, she took a low stance while breathing roughly.
Apparently, the scythe dug a little bit into the entrance and rubbed her bean.
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I can’t find any fault on them even when she’s moving around like this now.
She must’ve done a perfect treatment on it.
(I’m more of a cloth-type person but… seeing fully naked ones is not bad either I guess)
When I was about to open my mouth to ask him, the crowds became noisy with cheers.
I hurriedly changed my attention to the stage where the grim reaper was already behind beach volley.
It seems she was caught when she was cornered on the edge of the stage.
Beach volley had a face as if she’s enduring something.
The tip already pokes the entrance and the long scythe was slowly entering in front of the public eyes.
(Ah?)
He seems to have the same thought as mine as he moved his scythe trying to confirm it.
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「 ~~~! 」
(…….As expected from someone who was chosen to be the Empire’s representative)
(But…. Is there really a way to turn the tables at this late of a game?)
The only difference is that the horn is inside the belly, not under the belly.
The overall weight of beach volleyball is now supported solely by her own grip.
There’s still one-third of the grim reaper’s scythe remaining. If you loosen even just for a little bit, it
might go even further.
Fearing that, Beach Volley begins to struggle desperately.
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The grip of the beach volleyball finally loosened, probably because she hit her limit.
Not long after, the remaining one-third has slipped, and possibly to an area that shouldn’t be entered.
「!!!!!」
At that moment, a high pitched roar that made you want to close your ears could be heard.
It’s hard to imagine the cool appearance of beach volleyball before the match.
After such a beasty scream, she stopped moving in the air.
The Reaper shook his waist as if to shake it off.
The pathetic prey released from the scythe dropped on the stage as if having its strings cut off.
If you use that big curved sickle, you can go anywhere inside by changing the angle.
If you managed to find your opponent’s weakness, you just need to wait as your opponent’s fate will
be the same as that beach volley.
When I was drowning in such thought, a voice came from the guild leader, which had a foam beard
around his mouth.
The guild master pulled my ears and made me turn my eyes back on The tough-looking old man.
The opponent is a gorgeous mature woman with big boobs.
I’m sorry for saying this, but… She’s in a whole different league compared to the tough-looking old
man.
And then, the match began.
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The tough-looking old man was getting crushed by the gorgeous mature woman’s butt and let out a
pathetic scream.
From my point of view, The tough-looking old man isn’t that strong.
In fact, he’s 2 or 3 steps lower than the other competitors.
Well, no wonder he’s struggling there.
「Even if that’s an experience of getting beaten up in public. If it’s a result of something you asked for,
someday it should be a good lesson to you in some way」
In front of that gaze is the figure of The tough-looking old man turning pale while being jeered by the
audience.
「Well, nothing will go wrong if you raised the next guild master candidate that way」
He laughed mischievously.
I was surprised to hear the sudden conversation about the merchant guild’s personal affairs, he then
said to me to keep this a secret from the person himself.
I nodded and this was the end of the story.
After that, we watched another game.
I was told by the guild manager various things, and I was able to know everything from famous
players to international affairs.
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「Thanks for your hard work」
「What will happen if there are only women who won the matches?」
「Eh? ……..Me?」
「I’ve heard the rumors. Doctor slime, was it? You sure make a name of yourself.」
He laughed wholeheartedly
「What, it was just for entertainment’s sake. Don’t think too deeply about it」
I get up.
I wanted to participate someday.
And that someday was today, unexpectedly.
Also, as the guild master has said. Life is all about experience.
And honestly, I’m confident in myself.
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While feeling thankful, I decided to take the opportunity he gave me.
And now I’m getting ready at the backstage.
I took off my clothes and put on a bathrobe. Done.
In my head, I remember the white tan of the beach volleyball.
Since I started going to the brothels, I have been doing some maintenance.
However, I should’ve done more than that if I know this would happen
There’s no use thinking about that this late so I switched my concentration.
I said to myself.
(LET’S GO!!)
I pushed the thick curtain open and stepped onto the stage.
The stage is circle-shaped.
Looking from here to the audience seats, I can also see the other stages behind the crowds.
The center of this cylindrical hall is the audience seats, with the six stages surrounding it.
Looking from the above, one would say that it resembles the magazine of a revolver.
Although for a magazine, the center part, or the audience seat is much bigger than the stage.
When I appeared from the sleeves by the wall, a lot of gazes instantly gathered at me.
I have no experience of it, but if I were to compete in international sports games, I’m sure this is how
it would feel.
(Ugh….)
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She was about the age of a woman and a teenage girl.
Short hair, neat, yet non-flashy features.
A delicate body with fair skin.
The long, narrow legs, which extend from the hem of the white bathrobe, have ankles that are thin
enough as if it’ll break if one’s not careful.
Her neat, crystal-clear atmosphere made me want to breaThe air around her.
And her hair is decorated with White flowers. It is perfect for her image.
(Ohh?)
I’ve overcome my nervousness and feel like I have grown up once more.
There I feel a sudden fierce emotion gushed up.
My heartbeat, which was violently beating, moved down from my heart to my lower parts. It is as if
another heart had been formed in my crotch.
The bathrobe is pushed to its limits because of it. It hurts too much.
The same thing happened several times when I, who worked overtime and stayed up all night in my
twenties.
I was sometimes called up by my boss and never sat up because of this swelling that doesn’t know
time and place.
This may have something to do with the release of extreme tension.
I was confused at that time, but now it’s more convenient to be this way.
「Start!!」
「UUuuuuuooooooohhhh」
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As soon as the match started, I took off my bathrobe and jumped at the White flower.
With the strength equals thirty men, he pushes down the delicate body without allowing any
resistance.
I removed her bathrobe and touched the well-shaped bulge with both hands.
My Magic eyes could see the pleasure spot of the White flower as her color temperature.
(Again…..)
Just the same as before, a point with a higher color temperature emerged elsewhere as I touched this
spot.
「!!!?」
White flower is astonished and puzzled by a series of critical hits she has never experienced before.
But on the other hand, I can keep going up fast.
Now the White flower had plenty of nectar in the center of the petals, dripping down.
(Found it~)
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What appeared to be a true weakness that did not move wherever you touched it.
It was just below the navel, slightly left. It shines with white light.
「Pardon my intrusion~」
I whispered in her ears and stuffed Oshibe* into White flower’s nectar.
Many petals wrapped my oshibe.
[*TL note: See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamen]
The White flowers, whose abilities have been sealed off, overflowing with hot nectar without even
fighting back.
At the same time, the White flower that was hanging on her hair fell onto the mat.
Now, White flower was intertwined with fine petals, pulsating to suck out honey from me.
It would be just too bad to end it here.
I look at the referee with a glance. I glared at him with scary eyes.
「…….」
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The petals clung as if they didn’t want to let go. And hit my oshibe many times with dissatisfaction, as
if asking to leave it here before I go.
Perhaps it was on instinct. As I thought women are wonderful creatures.
I released my body as I felt a bit of regret.
「Not only your skill as a pilot, but your skill in this department also good isn’t it?」
The guild master was surprised. Probably because the result was more than he had expected.
The tough-looking old man also waved his hands in front of his waist in excitement while saying As
expected from Doctor slime.
It seems he was copying my moves earlier.
Well, it seems that he has recovered completely.
Speaking of which, this uncle was good at imitating.
Setting aside his appearance, he also had some humorous aspects on him.
I panicked.
It wouldn’t be a laughing matter if he’s about to transform here.
The tough-looking old man widened his eyes seeing the guild master’s state.
「I’m back~」
Cool-san is back.
The guild master came back to reality after hearing her voice and his transformation stops from
Goblin jii-san back to just jii-san.
The tough-looking old man aside, I don’t want Cool to know that side of him.
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(Good job, boss)
The celebration mood up to that point was blown away on the appearance of a very powerful foe.
Both mine and the guild master’s face frowned.
Only Cool who remained the same look as usual.
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「Begin!!」
With that signal, the match between the Grim Reaper and Explosive onee-san began.
It seems that Explosive onee-san doesn’t plan to keep a distance.
In fact, she aggressively pushed forward.
This is a possible way of fighting because you are confident in your defenses.
Grim Reaper hugs the explosion-stricken sister from the front, and uses his scythe to strike from
beneath.
The explosive sister laughed fearlessly and laid her lips firmly.
It’s like when someone sincerely gives you something as they say, please use this. There’s no way you
would waste it right?
I think it’s the same as that, that’s why I didn’t do it.
(It’s so different from the time when I had to let one out before going to work)
I would like to keep that in my mind, so as not to lose my appreciation towards this world.
Thus while staring at onee-san’s adult kiss and the scythe that come and go violently, I clenched my
teeth as I endure my desire to touch my gentleman down there.
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「Incredible……」
(They’re bent that much. Explosive onee-san is definitely rubbed down to the back of her navel)
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Explosive onee-san’s ability is damage averaging.
It could also be said to be the ability to erase weak parts.
Her pleasure equation does not include a coefficient that indicates the curvature of the weapon.
She doesn’t have the weakness of being rubbed on her weak spot, as such it won’t affect her in any
way.
Cool-san whispered.
That’s certainly true since Cool-san’s ability related to rotation movements.
It will be tough to be stirred by that curved weapon. There, I thought of something.
If both Cool-san and Corneal are good at rotating techniques,
What happens when they fight?
Hearing that, Cool-san made her lips twisted into a small smile.
(There was one time when I got went overboard and ended up twisting it)
(Nose? It was a nose, right? You were talking about breaking a nose, right? Did it really…?)
(When we were in a battle of rotating our bodies, I just twisted the axle of his)
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I leaned forward involuntarily.
The guild master seems to have thought of the same thing.
We looked and nodded to each other.
Watching mine and the guild master’s action, The tough-looking old man made a dumbfounded
expression.
Explosive onee-san who had a finger inside her, closes her entrance tightly on reflex.
For women, their back entrance and front entrance are connected by something like spring.
「Kuh….!!」
The Grim Reaper’s voice could be heard all the way here.
He had an expression of agony because of the powerful tightness he brought himself into.
With this move, explosive onee-san started to have the upper hand in this match.
The Reaper continues to poke through her insides to find her weaknesses but has yet to find them.
Of course, it was in vain for there’s no weakness in the first place.
Explosive onee-san keep tightening on the scythe with each stroke, the damage she gave to the
opponent surely had more power than the damage she received.
(If it keeps going as it is, the grim reaper would be the one who let out a sound first)
I looked at the seats of the Imperial participants, a ripe beauty crosses her arms and crosses her legs
even higher while watching the game.
Her expression was too calmed.
It was as if they’re convinced of their victory.
(It’s better to think that they still have card upon their sleeve)
「Something’s coming」
(Earthquake!?)
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Cool-san nods.
The grim reaper moved when she was about to open her mouth to explain.
While still stabbing up deeply from the front, he stood up on his knees and leaned his body forward.
As a result, the body of explosive onee-san is bent greatly in a U-shape.
The posture is like being stabbed from directly above.
Then as the grim reaper bent his knees deeply he took a firm step on the mat
And that body jumps to the air with great momentum.
(Whaaaatt!?)
(….a helicopter)
While his scythe keeps piercing deep into explosive onee-san’s body, she turned herself into a rotating
wing and turned violently.
This is the exact opposite of Corneal’s skewering whirlwind.
Skewering whirlwind is a technique to rotate the opponent, but the grim reaper is rotating his body
instead.
And because of that, the audience seat shook with the sudden vibration.
(Earthquake…)
I gasped.
By rotating around the curved scythe, a vibration motor with an eccentric shaft appeared on the
stage.
The weight of the reaper itself is acting as the weight adjustment.
Intense and heavy vibrations are transmitted to explosive onee-san, shaking the mat, stage, floor, and
audience seats.
It was as if an actual earthquake was taking place.
I turn my eyes to the explosive onee-san.
Her body outline seemed blurred after getting hit by such vibration.
Cool-san clenches her hands on top of her knees.
The imperial mature woman stood up as if trying to say Take that!!
It was beyond my imagination that someone else would use this rotating technique.
Certainly, the damage this technique does is tremendous.
But at the same time, the burden on the eccentric shaft must also be
must be on the same level.
There must be a reason like that to not use this technique until now.
(Probably because it’s not something you can do for a long time)
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Even a straight axis like Corneal was twisted by Cool-san.
I don’t think the reaper’s scythe is fine
(It’s gonna be fine. Explosive onee-san is calm. She’s looking intently looking at his movement)
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Finally, a deadly shot broke the keel of the grim reaper’s heart.
And a faint, hard-to-hear scream of man emanates for a long time.
At the same time, like his scythe, the grim reaper’s body warped like an arch.
His eyes turned white and bubbles came out.
「She just beat that grim reaper, of course the crowd will be crazy about this」
The tough-looking old man was also excited that blood vessels emerged on his forehead.
I stood up spontaneously and started applauding.
I couldn’t control my feeling of praise.
And perhaps because that’s the reason, I started to have a standing obsession.
The only thing that does not respond is the Empire’s audience seat.
The woman is sitting in a chair, raising her legs even higher, not even trying to hide her disgusted
face. Her panties were fully visible.
I was impressed by the sense of unity that suddenly appeared in the hall.
Meanwhile, Cool-san is quietly burning with a fighting spirit.
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She said.
I asked The tough-looking old man what prize she’s talking about.
「The prize for the female winner is the right to take part in a ceremony of giving someone’s chastity to
God」
I frown unintentionally. Just from hearing that, I can tell what this is all about.
Let’s hear the explanation just in case.
「It’s a ceremony where virgin boy brought to the temple to have their chastity taken from them in
front of the god」
A ceremony to pop the cherry of shotas by the onee-sans who win the match huh.
There’s no way Cool-san wouldn’t be obsessed with that.
Cool-san’s true identity is a monster of the evil organization The Doom Squad was led by me, Doctor
Slime.
That monster’s name is virgin eating unicorn, and as the name implies, she lives her life eating virgins.
「Tauro-san will also get the right to join if you win you know?」
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『……….』
A caterpillar resembling the fifth-instar larvae of a swallowtail butterfly lifts its upper body slightly
and tilts its head as if thinking about something.
After a short pause, he used his short wart-like legs hard and ran down the trunk.
When it arrived on the ground, a dung beetle crawled out of the ground. This beetle is also as big as
the caterpillar.
The two are walking to the building together and enter the room through a small pet door.
After entering the room, the two go further ahead. Entering a small bedroom and climbing the legs of
the bed.
Then they went into the futon. Some soil adhered to the futon, but they seem fine with it.
The two put their heads out a little.
And stayed there for a while, as if feeling nostalgic about something.
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I gulped.
Right now I’m blinded with killing intent. However, it’s still within the limit of my normal condition.
A cheerful and vibrant young woman is nice too, but a mature, rich in taste is also good in itself.
I lowered my head. My banana, painfully pointing up, was right in front of me.
The mature woman looks at my crotch with pity, along with a half-hearted reply.
Those thick lips uttered such words and the match started.
「Hmph…」
The mature woman snorted as if making a fool of me. Then she stroked the back of my banana slowly.
At that moment, an electric current runs through the spine.
I feel weak and fell on my knees.
While laughing, she holds the banana with two fingers and moves it up and down slowly.
I lost power to that pleasant feeling and fell on my butt.
She squatted in front of me as she said that. When she approached my face, she pulled her tongue out
of her red lips and licked the syrup on the banana tip.
After she said that, she buried her face on my waist as if my banana is a drink bar.
I groaned feeling the texture of her throat.
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(It feels sooo good)
(Hm?)
And because I felt a bad feeling from this, I activated my demon eyes and searched for the mature
woman’s pleasure spot.
(As I thought….)
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I punched the angel that was trying to take me to heaven and gave myself to the devil.
「Tsah!!」
With a yell, I pulled out the banana from the mature woman’s throat.
Then I smoothly swapped my posture, I brought the banana under the beans and pushed them in at
once.
A thin smile appeared on her face.
She probably thought I was desperate and couldn’t hold it anymore.
「ORYAAAAA!!!」
I shout.
The astral banana pushes inside the mature woman.
This long banana quickly crossed the mature woman’s weak point and landed. It is still unexplored
territory, even for the elves.
The mature woman is surprised at the unexpected feeling.
She quickly held her mouth with her hand and killed the voice that was leaking from it.
I clicked my tongue.
I felt a gap around the area where the long banana’s submandibular is.
The elf’s tip must’ve been going back and forth too many times, carving a gap in the wall.
Once the mature woman finishes, my victory will be declared and the game ends there.
If that happens, I can no longer do anything since this isn’t something I can ask for after the match.
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enduring it. But it’s not like that.
The mature woman is no longer fighting.
The completely guarded and unprotected mature woman yielded in the first few round trips.
That proud and arrogant figure earlier is nowhere to be seen. She’s at my mercy now.
I didn’t accept her plea to let her cum. Her fate is completely in my grasp now.
(It’s done….)
(Kuh!!)
Suddenly, a burst of water hit my abdomen.
The water splashed violently from my belly to my face, and I jumped from the mature woman.
My eyes hurt and I can’t open it.
I, who just lost my sight heard the cheer of the audience resounded in my ears.
But the cheer is immediately mixed with screams.
At the same time, intense footsteps and the sound of bumping people erupted.
(What’s happening!?)
I can finally open my eyes after a while. I became speechless at the sight I‘m seeing right now.
The mature woman turned into something like, the object standing in the center of a fountain.
Her legs are wide open towards the audience seats, and something gushes from the center.
Amber-colored rain which has not slowed down, falls not only to the public audience but also to the
noble’s seat.
It was chaos under that rain, except for a few. People in formal clothes are running away.
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「Winner, Kingdom guy B」
(Hm?)
I pinched my nose.
The drops began to dry at body temperature and emitting a strong odor.
I return to the stage sleeves, passing by the priests with cleaning tools in their hands.
(Well, whatever)
I shrugged.
I did what I could.
She wasn’t that powerful anyway.
That’s just what she amounted to.
(………!! Oh no!!)
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(I feel like the more I win, the more I suffer)
(I was naive)
I don’t think I want to partake in a battle with no joy in it even if glory awaits at the end.
I just want to have fun, drowning in the pleasure of being with women.
(But just this tournament alone, I’ll definitely fight through it)
The guild master gave me this opportunity. I can’t just throw it away.
My body swayed, probably because my banana has taken too much blood pressure.
I stopped showering while scolding myself and left the booth
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Chapter 78
Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
In the afternoon of a sunny winter, a man visited a large building facing the Royal Capital square.
Its rugged yet stylish building is the kingdom’s adventurer’s guild.
The good-looking man was taken to the reception room on the top floor, where he met the guild
master of the adventurer’s guild.
After a very brief greeting, the man immediately cut to the chase.
The man in front of him who heard that crossed his thick arms and leaned his large body against the
back of the sofa.
This middle-aged person is the guild master of the Adventurer’s Guild.
His huge, muscular body has several scars on it, including his face. It’s a very adventurer-like figure.
He silently stares at the man in front of him.
「This might be presumptuous of me but, I can say that I’m stronger than the pilots you’re currently
hiring」
「It’s a tempting offer, but it’s also unreasonable to suddenly fire the current Knight I hired for no
reason」
(And it’s probably time to ask him to go home since I’ve fulfilled that obligation)
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He thought so and about to open his mouth when the good-looking man said something that he
couldn’t miss.
The guild master knitted his brows not understanding what the man said.
Seeing that reaction, the man offered a proposal.
He finds value only in fighting along their Knights and dislikes putting his thoughts on maintenance
costs, repair costs, and resupply.
They think that something like that should just be left to the subordinate lower than them.
And the one they considered as the ones on top was only themselves.
「Unfortunately, the guild doesn’t have the budget to buy and maintain a 3rd knight」
「Opportunity, is it…?」
(I can’t stand talking with this guy anymore. He’s saying too much ridiculous thigs I couldn’t follow)
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「It seems that you are done talking. Now would you please get out?」
The guild master changed his attitude and forcibly took him out to the hallway.
The man made a fuss in the hallway but was left to the staff to kick him out.
(It’s someone else’s problem but, just how desperate they are to have hired someone like him)
The two pilots I hired are like that but, they weren’t as bad as him.
(Elections… is what they called it? The thing that brought a ridiculous culture such an idea that True
pilot is a chosen one)
(Being normal is good enough. If only he’s a pilot that has a normal value and common sense like a
normal human, I might hire him even if I had to replace someone with him)
The guild master is envious of the rumored pilot the merchant guild hired recently.
Because of him, the adventurer’s guild has received considerable blow.
That’s right. If he had been hired as the pilot of the adventurer’s guild, the situation would have been
completely reversed.
But this responsibility burdened the guild master the most.
Because he went to the pilot school to see the practical test held there.
At that time, he only had the impression that he’s a student with a bad reputation.
Naturally, at that time, the guild master didn’t think that he wanted to hire him so badly that he would
even fire his current pilots.
The face of the merchant guild’s guild master floated in his mind.
His ears are sharp, his judgments making and actions are also quick. An unbeatable old geezer.
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The guild master of the adventurer’s guild switches his mood by turning his shoulders around.
It’s too late to hire him now. Then, we only need to think about what we can do to get out of this
predicament.
There are rumors that the blacksmith guild’s Knight and the merchant guild Knight have formed an
alliance.
Blacksmith guild’s Knights aren’t suited for combat, but they’re still Knights. I can’t make light of their
combat strength.
If that rumour was true, the value of the adventurer’s guild knight from the merchant’s guild’s
perspective would drop even lower.
There’s no way that the merchant guild’s guild master, that old geezer, didn’t make any measures.
It’s impossible to aim the pilot himself.
Even if they attempt to do it, that old geezer would make a move to prevent them.
Once the involvement of the adventurer’s guild is revealed, it will become a matter of the guild’s
survival.
That old geezer probably has someone from the assassin guild with him.
What the assassin guild does is, as the name implies, assassinates, but their actual specialty lies in
guarding key figures.
Being involved with them is too dangerous.
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The man just got kicked out from the adventurers guild by the staff.
He’s swearing alone while fixing his wrinkled clothes.
He can’t understand why they refused this favorable opportunity to hire him.
I’m an elite who won the Pilot School’s practical exam and participated in the knight training of the
knight order.
He obviously would have been hired as a senior pilot.
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(They’re just jealous)
(Why won’t they hire me, who’s clearly above the upper-class pilots?)
There’s a polished gem in front of them and they walked over it just like that.
They are so stupid I can’t believe we are from the same species.
The guild master of merchant guild and the guild master adventurer’s guild, organization led by such
idiots won’t last long.
(Especially the merchant guild. They fucking spend their money on that Knight as soon as they kicked
me out)
Something like a medium-sized monster is not an opponent worth fighting using the Knights. You can
just leave those to the adventurers or something.
Fighting something like that using a Knight, what a shameful guy who has no dignity, he thought.
By the way, the one he defeated was a Heavy Stone Golem.
He actually saw it with his own eyes when it was brought to the Royal capital.
That would be difficult, was the answer he arrived at when he asked himself whether he could defeat
that thing with the Old lady.
(And the merchant guild has spent a lot of money for it)
The current pilot defeated a tough opponent by himself. This fact leads to only one answer.
The merchant guild has spent a great deal of money on upgrading the Old lady to rival the latest
Knight.
If they were going to give it a big upgrade, they should’ve done it when he was there. Then even he
would be able to defeat a heavy stone golem, no, even a metal golem. He thought.
(Due to the timing of that remodeling, people ended up misunderstood the situation)
He thought so.
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(Do I have no choice but to be independent as a lone pilot and his Knight?)
(The remodeled Old Lady, I can do anything I want if I have my hands on it)
Traveling the world by himself riding the upgraded Old lady that has the power of modern Knights.
The idea sounds attractive to him.
(They threw dirt on my face. The Old lady alone won’t be enough but… I’ll be taking it)
With the corners of his lips lifted, forming a crescent moon, the man laughed evilly.
People passing through the town square averted their gaze from him as if being creeped out.
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Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
(…I can go play and have fun if I manage to win this one)
「Begin!」
I let out a sigh at the naked figure with a veil on which unexpectedly ticked a man’s heart. Well,
anything is practically a poison for me now.
「…Go ahead」
I confirmed the truth of another myth when I took a look at her crotch.
The nun muttered something that could be considered dangerous depending on how you interpret it.
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「!?」
A second later, an electric shock ran through my gentleman.
When I look downwards, the nun’s long tongue is already coiling around it.
(Chameleon!?)
I tried to reach for the nun’s head, but I couldn’t because she caught my wrists.
Both of our hands are sealed, but the nun can continue to attack with her tongue.
(Is it a style that specializes in tongue attack and uses both hands for defense?)
(This is bad!)
An urge to fiercely shoot the thing that has accumulated inside me springs up.
The skillful tongue skill of her got out of control as time passed.
She must’ve felt a change in me. When she looked straight at me, I could see her eyes smiling teasingly
like that of a cat.
「Kuh!!」
I leaked a voice unintentionally. If it’s like this, there’s no other way but to give it my all.
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(Wha–!! I can’t shake her off!?)
Astral Sword’s attack didn’t reach the depth of the nun’s throat.
She used her elongated tongue that tangled the Astral Sword to stop its advance. She uses that chance
to pull out her face to take a little distance.
Moreover, her tongue was so flexible that it can adapt to my size changes and continued her nonstop
attack.
I could definitely escape it if it was her mouth. But I didn’t even consider the possibility of her using
only her tongue.
The body of Astral Sword struggling as it tangled by her tongue. It looks like a gulliver that was tied
down to the ground with dozens of ropes.
「Kuuh!!」
(Damn it!!!!!)
(I won’t lose. For the sake of guild master who gave this chance)
Despite her lack of expression but attractive when you observe it closely, Cool-san’s face also floated
in my mind.
The faces of Explosive onee-san, The tough-looking old man, and the vice guild master Santa who sent
me out to the Holy City, appeared one after another flowing in my mind.
All of them are the people who hold an expectation of me and support me.
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(I WILL NOT LOSE. For every one that holds expectation towards me)
The sound at the venue sounds so distant, and the light, everything mysteriously disappears.
Just how much time has passed I wonder.
After the sensation of the seemingly short or long time, the light suddenly returned to this dark world.
No sound can be heard.
At the same time, the sight of my surroundings came back to my eyes with a blinding light.
The spectator seats and the match venue were spreading below. It was as if I was looking down at the
center of this large space from a high place.
At the end of my sight, my body and the nun are reflected in my eyes. In one of the round stages by
the wall.
When I hurriedly approached that spot, I saw that my eyes had turned white and drool flowing down
from my mouth. The nun buried her face at the base of my leg and throbbed constantly.
Eventually, the nun lifts her face and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand.
That face is filled with satisfaction.
「Ahahahahahaha」
For some reason, I felt the urge to laugh and laughed out loud.
I’m flying around the nun. But she doesn’t notice me at all.
I saw my goofy face and laughed again after seeing that.
Now I’m gliding over the audience seats and went to the seat of those who cheered on me. Seeing the
guild leader’s gentle expression and the worried face of the tough-looking old man, it somehow
became funny again so I laughed out loud.
『Hm?』
Slam!
I woke up.
I was carried by the priest and about to be put on the bed in the waiting room.
When the priest noticed that my consciousness had returned, he said that there’s no abnormality in
my body so there’s no need to worry.
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(…..Ah, I lost huh)
It might just be me being conceited but that’s what I truly felt right now.
(There should be something that I could do even if both of my hands are sealed)
(How I was careless, or how I should’ve fought, it was never about that. It just that I was never ready
in the first place)
Spirit, technique, and body, I’ve heard that a lot but I never think why Spirit was at the forefront.
I raised my flimsy body and dropped my feet off the bed.
Then I began walking towards the shower booth while using the walls as the replacement for
handrails.
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The matches for today ended and I have dinner with everyone.
No one talked about my loss today.
It seems the Kingdom’s merchant guild reputation can be maintained somehow just by progressing to
the 3rd round. Only the tough-looking old man seemed a little disappointed.
When I heard about that, my heart became lighter and my expression became brighter.
I’m surprised that I’m quite self-centered.
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And after that, we got some free time.
The women are going to the hot spring, the same as yesterday. I respected their efforts today.
Speaking of which, I’m not going with the guild master today.
I don’t have the intention to open the Door of Sin for two days in a row.
「Ohh!!」
When I enter the live venue, I involuntarily let out a sound of admiration.
What great excitement.
Many men inside shouts loudly. And surprisingly, their shouts are in unison.
Dozens of idols are performing simple choreography and singing on the stage.
It makes me feel nostalgic and great.
This sense of familiarity might be the factor in attracting people around the world.
(A real idol)
***
「Excuse me….」
「I see」
I push the white long boots under her knees to both sides.
While the red tiered skirt and a pink jacket that looks like a tailcoat were kept worn as it is.
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Without wasting any more time, I entered inside her, moving back and forth while humming the song
I heard earlier.
I can’t expect all the women in this world to be as competitive as the woman that became my
opponent in today’s match.
This is a taste that can be enjoyed with peace of mind. If I have to use a trick or technique every time I
want to play, I’ll be exhausted for sure.
When I was thinking about that, I heard a small singing voice. She began to sing along with my
humming.
Honestly, she wasn’t that good at it. The pitch is slightly off. But it still made me feel good regardless.
I move my hips together with her singing rhythm.
She also posed around when she had the chance while I’m thrusting her inside.
In the end, I enjoyed the whole song. And of course, I also finished as the song ended.
「Having this kind of perfect climax, is the first time for me」
She said while breathing heavily with a tone as if she was surprised.
Don’t look down on me, adjusting the timing for both of us is a piece of cake for me.
It’s not like I’m going to say that out loud though.
I lied.
She made a dubious expression as if she wanted to say something, but she didn’t and just smiled.
My wounded heart is healed. I suddenly felt like becoming her fan somehow.
I leave the private room with a warm feeling.
After that, I went to the live stage again to cheer the idols.
You can’t enter the private room continuously. Only once per member change.
And then after about two songs, I lined up in front of the private room.
「Excuse me…」
I pass through the small door, taking care not to bump my head.
「Welcome~~」
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「TL Note: A girl who addresses herself with “Boku”, the Japanese for “I or me”, which is often used by
males instead of females.」
「4 !」
「Eh!?」
「4 !」
「Ueeeee!?」
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very advanced. There’s magical treatment and the hygiene is perfect.
By welcoming me from behind, Wolf-chan’s posture has changed significantly. It is a difficult
technique without considerable muscle strength and body flexibility.
Apparently, Wolf-chan seems to be an all-purpose sporty type.
「Here… 4!!」
「Uoo!?」
「Here… 4!!!」
「Uhii~!!」
Wolf-chan’s dignified voice and my miserable scream echoes in the private room.
I enjoyed it very much.
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Chapter 80
Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
On the stage in the innermost part of the temple of the God of business, the second day of the match
before God has begun.
The first match of the day, the fourth match of Explosive onee-san and Cool who are the Kingdom’s
pride, with their skill they managed to overwhelm the opponent from beginning to the end and won.
The one that appeared on the stage was the nun with an exceptionally long tongue who beat me
yesterday.
He’s an uncle with a composed expression that has a well-maintained beard between his nose and lips.
And maybe because he thought it’s fashionable, a ribbon is attached at the tip.
「Lightning?」
The rough uncle tilted his head. It seems that he didn’t know about him.
I thought that he’s a well-known player, but it looks like I was wrong.
According to the guild master, he’s still next to no one but is rapidly growing in fame.
As expected of the guild master of the merchant guild, as quick as always.
That aside, Reaper, Lightning, etc. their nicknames are so cool while mine was just Dr.Slime.
The nickname Doctor Slime comes from the impression of the women when I gave them a massage
that can cure illness and feels good at the same time as if they’re going to melt because of it.
The Grim Reaper probably comes from his looks and scythe.
And what about Lightning then? I looked at the two on the stage with great interest.
The nun is just like yesterday. She smiles gently with her palms in front of her chest.
Lightning, on the other hand, is fully naked aside from the socks he wears. He lowered his waist,
taking a stance as if he’s fencing.
However, unlike fencing, he raised both hands diagonally instead of just one hand.
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That figure is like someone with a pair of wings that wants to fly.
It looks like a stupid posture, but the foil* on his crotch is pointing straight at the nun.
(TL Note: The sword used on fencing)
「Begin!」
(What!?)
*PAN!*
The rough uncle asked, but even I don’t know what just happened.
Only the guild master that seems to understand what just happened.
But I still can’t understand with only that explanation. The guild master holds me back who was going
to ask for a more detailed explanation.
*PAN!*
「Instantly jumped at the opponent’s bosom, and after successfully landed a strong thrust, he quickly
withdraws from the opponent」
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His movement was so fast, he seemed to teleport.
The thin and sharp blade breaks the gap between the nun’s fingers and strikes the tip.
And sooner than the opponent’s counterattack, he kicked the ground and took some distance.
As the name implies, Landing one hit and quickly retreated, literally like a lightning itself.
*PAAN!!*
With his next attack, the nun was cornered just until the outside line.
Her forward leaning posture has deepened, and her expression is impatient.
This is because the attack with her long tongue, which she’s good at, is sealed.
*PAAN!!* *PAAN!!*
*KAKA!!*
*KAKA!!*
Again, it happened.
And the nun is writhing like crazy.
Even during the explanation, the sound like before rang, followed by the nun’s cry.
「Moreover, all three of those thrusts seem to capture the opponent’s weak points」
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Listening to the guild leader’s explanation, I stared intently and listened.
Kakaka! Kakaka! Those sounds can clearly be heard.
(That’s not something you can just get overnight. Something like that could only be gained after
thousands of training)
I’m convinced with Lightning’s rough training and efforts, and fears grow inside me.
He might not be a world ranker like the grim reaper, but I can’t say that he’s inferior and weak.
His technique, lightning sword, is undoubtedly an accumulation of tough and rough training.
I feel grateful from the bottom of my heart for being able to come to the Holy city and witness many
strong people.
「I’m just the frog in the well who knows nothing of the great ocean」
「To realize that much, it seems it was worth it bringing you here」
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something?
The fight against Lightning was one-sided.
But still, the nun isn’t an easy opponent. I know that too well myself.
***
There’s a dignified building that stands high in the center of the Royal Capital. That is the knight order
headquarters.
The high ranked pilots were chatting at the advanced-class pilot office on the top floor.
While the low-class pilots have a lot of work to do and cut their sleeping time to do those works but to
them, the advanced class pilot, it was none of their business.
「Why’s that?」
「It was the last task. That was difficult, but he gave it his all and able to complete it in the end」
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means he’s no different from those lowly vulgar people. Such a person won’t be recognized as an
advanced class pilot, the so-called true pilot.
「…..By the way, have you heard about the Heavy golem case?」
The moment someone else changed the topic, the fun air that had been there disappeared from the
room.
「I heard. It was a pilot from the merchant guild who defeated it, right?」
The old man makes an unpleasant look towards the person who changed the topic.
「It was said that he defeated it in a single fight. It seems that there are some people in the streets who
believed that, saying that he’s actually stronger than the knight order」
「You, you had been in pilot school until recently, right? How was it? the merchant guild’s pilot?」
A man who had been an instructor at the pilot school clearly showed a look of contempt.
The surroundings buzzed with those words, asking him for more explanation.
The man continued without breaking his look of contempt.
「He avoids clashing swords directly and running around while shooting magic from afar. Moreover, he
always won the match because of that, truly the worst guy out there」
At that explanation, everyone there makes an expression as if there’s filth in front of them.
「There’s also a possibility that he just found the heavy stone golem corpse」
And then he claims that he’s the one who defeated it. He continued, and the young former instructor
agreed.
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「If it’s him, then it might be possible」
「He got full of himself as of late. We have to give him a lesson, don’t you think?」
(It was their fault that I can’t visit any store at all recently)
(Hmph, even if you came bowing your head to me now, don’t think I’ll talk to the adventurer guild for
you anymore)
He decided so.
Until now, the merchant guild always came to the knight order if the adventurer guild won’t take
action.
When that happens, he will go to the adventurer guild and says, The knight order will take action
soon.
When the adventurer guild heard that, it means that they can’t raise the price anymore and finally
took the merchant guild request.
Thus, he gained bribes from both the merchant guild to put pressure on the adventurer guild and
from the adventurer guild itself for providing information that the knight order will take action.
(The adventurer guild too. I will never provide any information to them again)
The adventurer guild was rewarding him in return for the information he provided. But now that the
merchant guild no longer came to the knight order, of course, no reward has been given to him.
But it no longer matters to him.
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All he feels is the frustration of being unable to play in a brothel.
As the place began to be filled with curse towards the merchant guild, its pilots, and the adventurer
guild, a loud clapping sound rang.
「Gentlemen! You will only defile your mind if you keep thinking about the merchant guild and that
damn thief」
A middle-aged man with long white hair and beard like a lion’s mane speaks.
He got a thick and strict voice.
The pilots closed their mouths and waited for his next word.
His appearance showed the strength of the man’s position.
「First, let the ignorant fools know the strength of the knight order. That’s essential」
Am I wrong? In response to that, everyone expresses their consent one after another.
The man nodded with satisfaction and reopened his mouth.
「To enlighten the ignorant people is also our duty as a true pilot. It might be difficult, but we have to
do it」
With that word, the air that was filled with bloodthirst a while ago relaxed at once.
Voices from the surrounding saying that it couldn’t be helped, could be heard
(….There’s no way to keep their dissatisfaction in check forever, I’ve got to think of something)
A middle-aged man with long white hair and beard sighed in his heart.
The growing pressure among advanced class pilots was more than expected.
The knight commander knitted his eyebrows while stroking his prided white beard, and sank deep
into the sea of thought.
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Chapter 81
Translator: “Hakou” Editor: “Weasalopes”
At the innermost part of the temple of the god of business in the holy city.
The second match of the day, the fifth round, was taking place there.
Only two women and two men remained. It could be said as a semi-final match.
If the win or loss here is biased toward either men or women, the tournament will end in the fifth
round.
「The only women-team left from our country are those two, huh」
「Begin!」
Cool-san’s offensive is exceptional. After overwhelming her opponents with her first strike, she will
never give the lead.
The tough-looking old man said to me, spilling out the remains of jerky from his mouth.
I nodded while holding my beer with my hand.
Cool-san straddles the opponent who is pushed down and starts rotating in lotus position*.
While making an expression like a Maitreya bodhisattva, together with a cross-legged Buddha statue
posture makes me think is the time for enlightenment is near or something?
But I know.
「*TL Note: Lotus position or Padmasana is a cross-legged sitting asana originating in meditative
practices of ancient India, in which each foot is placed on the opposite thigh.」
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No matter how tranquil the atmosphere is, that should be the only thing that filled her mind right now.
She’s now at the farthest from enlightenment.
And that desire filled her with strength.
「Hm?」
「Uuuaaahhhhh!!」
「…..Ohm」
[*TL Note: Basically Buddhist version of amen. I really hold back my urge to write Latom here.]
「It’s finally time for the match with Lightning as the opponent huh」
The tough-looking old man’s eyes are sparkling like that of a child.
Another match of the fifth round is a battle between Lightning and explosive onee-san.
「She won against that grim reaper. Someone like lightning should be easy for her」
To The tough-looking old man, the grim reaper is stronger than Lightning, so it seems he thought that
Explosive onee-san who beat the grim reaper is stronger than Lightning.
I couldn’t agree with The tough-looking old man so I gave an ambiguous reply.
The tough-looking old man opens his mouth to say something to me but it’s drowned out by a loud
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cheer.
Explosive onee-san and Lightning appeared on the stage.
(He moved)
*PAN!*
Immediately after that sound echoes, a sound like something fell followed after.
Lightning fell on his back in front of Explosive onee-san.
He immediately gets up while rolling backward and takes some distance.
His expression is severe. His breathing is also rising.
The tough-looking old man who didn’t understand what just happened asked me.
So I explained as far as I could tell.
「She tried to catch Lightning with her hand, the moment he penetrated」
She abandoned her defense to catch her opponent. And the moment she did, she would lock him up
without letting him escape.
That’s what Explosive onee-san is trying to do.
This is possible because she had a high base defense stats.
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You can still believe in your own skills and the effort you have spent on it.
He took a huge leap towards the trap that awaits him.
As the guild master said, Lightning stopped rampaging and switched to poking inside her.
From here on, it’s a contest of strength.
The tough-looking old man is convinced of her victory.
The lightweight Lightning versus Explosive onee-san the battleship, the result is obvious.
The guild master also thought so.
But that’s what the stranger sees.
I know too well about Explosive onee-san. And that raises my anxiety.
Cool-san that’s somehow already sitting next to me, said to me who looked worried.
The guild master, who should have been sitting there, has disappeared.
When asked where he went, she said he went to the toilet. Well, it’s natural if you drink that amount
of beer.
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