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    HUMOUR

    What kind of pants do ghosts wear? What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's
    Boojeans... corn flakes?
    What do skeletons say before eating? A cereal killer...
    Bone Appétit... Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
    What does a child monster call his parents? To improve his bite...
    Mummy and Deady... Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
    Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets? They're so wrapped up in themselves...
    At bootiques... What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
    What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park? Dead ends...
    The roller ghoster... What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
    What fairy tale do ghosts like best? Fasten your sheet belts...
    Sleeping booty... What is a ghost's favourite mode of transportation?
    What kind of spirits serve food on a plane? A scareplane...
    Airline ghostesses... What type of dog do vampires like the best?
    What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers? Bloodhounds...
    High spirits... What is a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
    Where do ghosts go swimming? A trombone...
    The dead sea... What do birds give out on Halloween night?
    What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Tweets...
    Hope it's Halloween... Why do vampires need mouthwash?
    What do you call a skeleton stone age family? They have bat breath...
    The Flintbones... What's a vampire's favourite fast food?
    Why did the Cyclop have to close his school? A guy with very high blood pressure...
    He only had one pupil... Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
    Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? He heard it had great circulation...
    Because he's a pain in the neck... What is a vampire's favourite sport?
    Who is a skeleton's favourite emperor? Casketball...
    Napoleon Boneaparte... What is a vampire's favourite holiday?
    Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? Fangsgiving...
    They couldn't find their bats... Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    How do you tell twin witches apart? Dayscare centers.
    You can't tell which witch is which... Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a His ghoul friend.
    snowman? What do ghosts serve for dessert?
    Frostbite... I Scream.
    Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
    Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... Because of his coffin.
    How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
    With scare spray... Hello, hello!
    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
    No, they eat the fingers separately... "Do you believe in people?"
    Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
    Because they don't have any body to go out with. A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
    What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? When do ghosts usually appear?
    Booberries... Just before someone screams.
    What exam do young witches have to pass? What should you say when you meet a ghost?
    A spell-ing test. “How do you boo?”
    What do little ghosts drink? How does a witch tell the time?
    Evaporated milk. She looks at her witch watch.
    What would you find on a haunted beach? Knock, knock!
    A sandwitch. Who’s there?
    What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?  Boo.
    "Be my valenstein!" Boo who?
    What is as sharp as a vampire’s fang? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
    His other fang.

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