(Crina si Rares pe canapea )

Crina:Come on honey,why can't we just relax and spend some time together ?

Rares:Leave me be woman , i do what i want , and right now i have to go to the bathroom.

When I come back , I don't want to hear any more of this. 

Crina: Ok then … Let's see what's on TV!

Reclama(început ):

Raluca:Is your relationship cold and distant?

Oana:Doesn't your partner express his love the way you want and need it?

Raluca:Do you feel that you are being pushed aside?

O:What can you do if they ignore you?

Impreuna:Call us, the " Kiss and tell" team!

Raluca:We resolve any issues in your relationship. You can contact us at 202 555 0161.

O: * If the situation degenerates, our company doesn't assume any responsibility for your

actions. * 

(suna telefonul)

Raluca:Looks like we have our first client.Hello,how may we help you?

Crina:Something strange is going on with my boyfriend and I want you to figure it out!

Raluca:Then you called to the right place, we will be right there .

(mergem la crina să vedem ce se intampla)

O:Thank you for contacting us ,we came as soon as we could. Now , where is your

boyfriend?

C:He is out with his friends going to bars or gambling . This has become something normal

for him .He is always out and ignores me all the time. Sometimes I feel like he doesnt love

me  anymore .And that's why I called you. I hope you can save this relationship!
O:First things first , we would like to set up  a little dinner date for you both , we want to see

what we are dealing with .

Raluca: Can you manage to convince him to go out tomorrow night ?

C: I’ll try…

(crina si rares la date,noi ne ascundem la o alta masa să luăm notițe)

C: How was your day? How  have  you been ? 

R:…fine .

C:Are you feeling alright? 

R:Yeah, im good,sure.

C: Do  you  see  anything  different  about me  ? Do  you like my  new  outfit ? 

R:*se  uita  lung * No, no i  don’t ,  you look quite ugly actually .

C:Why  are  you being so rude ? Lately you have been  so  distant, i miss you .

R: What do  you mean woman? Is my love not  enough  for  you ? Ungrateful.

C:At least you could look at  me  when you  speak  to me  ! 

R: You  know  what , i  don’t have time  for  this (se  ridica  și pleaca ) 

C:Of course ! Like you  always  do ! 

(mergem la crina  să îi arătam ca rareș o inseala)

Raluca:Girl, we've got some bad news…We're sorry you have to hear it from us.You might

wanna sit down.

O: She's already sitting down.We should get to the point. It's about your boyfriend….

C:What about him?

O:You should tell her.

Raluca:You tell her.

O:Rock paper scissors the loser tells her.

(Oana rock-Raluca scissors)

Raluca: He's cheating on you.

C: He's what?

Raluca: He's... cheating...on you…

O:We've hacked his phone and what we saw… it's very disappointing.

Raluca: He's been talking to other girls and…

O: God if it were only girls…

Raluca: We're really sorry..

(aici punem pe proiector pozele)

Raluca:What are you gonna do?

C:I shall see, but I won’t show him any mercy.

(Crina il omoara pe rares)

(rares se flexeaza pentru un selfie ,și o vede pe crina în spatele lui în telefon )

R: Honey , what do you want , you scared me .And.. What are you doing with that knife? You

better be cooking something for me , I'm hungry .

C: The only scary thing is how much of a liar you can be , to cheat on me .

R: What?Who told you that ? I could never , I love you , please don’t do anything stupid.

C:I loved you too, but not anymore .

(il injunghie , ia un ghiozdan și fuge )

Reclama (final): 

Raluca:Sudden death?

O: Murder?

Raluca:Accident?

Impreuna: We  don’t care!

O:Do  you have a body to take care of but you just can’t stress  about it right now ?

Impreuna:Call us,The Cleaners .

Raluca:at 202 555 0161!

O:We’ll deal  with the  remains, before the smell deals with you .

R Raluca:(sub voce) or before the cops  get  there . 

O:*If you  think you know  us from somewhere,no you don’t , we do not take responsibility in

case of police involvement.*

Impreuna: Thank you!