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‘The Seal Nursery’ (page 120) takes a close look at the antics and
habits of the families of harp seals that call the Gulf of St Lawrence off
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waged a fierce battle to stop them being bludgeoned for their fur. Today,
with numbers recovering, the species is battling for survival on another
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Meanwhile, and closer to home and warmer waters, ‘Lost and Found’
(page 26) is an upbeat account of how two strangers became connected
by a lost surfboard thanks to the power of the Pacific’s
network of currents. The happy coincidence led to one
wave-loving surfer in Hawaii enriching the lives of
a would-be surfer and his remote community in
the Philippines. This amazing story is proof that
miracles really do happen.
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H
ong Kong’s rare Indo-Pacific the marine mammals. According
humpback dolphins are to marine biologist, Lindsay Porter,
reclaiming their habitat as a “Hong Kong dolphins normally
result of the COVID-19 shutdowns. live on the edges, they’re stressed,
Thanks to the drop in ferry traffic, they spend their time eating and
this rare species, which can be either resting.” By dropping microphones
pink or white, has reappeared in into the water and listening to their
the usually very busy Pearl River vocalisations, Porter and her team
Delta that connects Macau to Hong have discovered that the dolphins
Kong. Spotted splashing about on quickly adapted to the decline in boat
the surface, playing, mating and traffic. While she explains that local
socialising, sightings of the dolphins governments haven’t yet moved to
have increased by 30 per cent protect the dolphins, she hopes that
since March 2020 when only 52 of the speed at which the population
the estimated 2000 entered the has recovered means that any
waterway. Their return has allowed conservation strategy could turn the
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News Worth Sharing
S
taffordshire bull terrier
-bulldog Max recently
saved the life of a young
boy who was just seconds from
drowning at South Australia’s
Port Noarlunga. Max’s owner Rob
Osborn noticed the distressed
child, who was swimming in the
estuary, being pulled by a strong
tide to a dangerous rocky area
at the deepest part of the river.
However, before he could jump in
and head out from the river bank
to save the boy, Max was already
on his way. Smart Curtains Keep the
Wearing a life-jacket of his Temperature Constant
C
own, the pooch swam out to the oncerned that cold winters and
rescue. Rob encouraged the boy hotter summers are increasing
to call out Max’s name and to demand for electricity, two
hold on to the handle on the life students in Berlin have designed an
jacket as he swam back to shore. ‘intelligent’ curtain that can regulate
Max was able to successfully temperature in the home.
guide the child back to dry land Anna Koppmann and Esmeé
completely unaware of his heroic Willemsen from Berlin’s University
act. “He’s definitely a hero, he of the Arts designed the ‘Plus Minus
just doesn’t know it,” says his 25°C’ curtains, which are screen-
proud owner. printed with a unique material called
‘Staffies’ and bulldogs are PCM (phase change material).
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often seen as aggressive in nature This material will store heat and
but hopefully Max’s efforts will release it when needed at night to
help change this perception. keep room temperatures at a constant
25 degrees Celsius. In summer, the
curtain has a cooling effect because
it directly extracts heat from the
incoming air.
“We looked at ways to control the
temperature in a more sustainable
way, without the use of electricity,”
explains Willemsen. The duo hope to
attract investment so they can market
their prototype product.
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MY STORY
The
Secret Child
When a hidden past comes to light,
it reveals a family’s joy and heartbreak
BY Jessica Sinclair
M
y father was born in However, as the charade was
England under a veil unfeasibile to continue, my father
of secrecy, amid the was secretly adopted by Dotty’s
ominous air raids eldest brother and his young wife,
of the early 1940s in Hilda, who was unable to have
London. He was the illegitimate children. Hilda was a war bride
child of a naive English girl, Dotty, separated too soon from her newly
who at 17 had succumbed to the wed husband, who was deployed
alluring charisma of a young, to serve with the British forces in
off-duty American serviceman Burma behind Japanese lines. She
visiting port during World War II. convincingly raised the child from
On realising her predicament, Dotty a young infant as her own, under
had gone to great lengths to hide the watchful eye of his real mother,
her forbidden pregnancy from her known to him as his aunt.
old-fashioned and authoritarian My father had never known of his
parents. She took refuge on the real parentage or had ever wished
outskirts of London with her eldest to know; he adored his adoptive
sister and creatively named the parents, unaware that his doting
baby Philip, the same name as Aunt Dotty, and later his two
her sister’s new-born so as not to cousins, were anything more than
draw suspicion. just that. Being one of the lucky
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My Story
few to return from Burma, Dotty’s away soon after, the mysterious web
brother however suffered recurring of unanswered questions went with
bouts of malaria until a heart attack her to the grave. Without fear of
took his life prematurely; but not causing distress to the two women
before he had watched his infant who had so vehemently protected
son mature into a successful, young their secret, my father finally took
married man. it upon himself to fill the gaps in
The secret of my father’s adoption our family history and to attempt to
was only revealed many years later, uncover the missing link.
I L LU S T R AT I O N: G E T T Y I M AG E S CO M P O S I T E
when he was in his 60s, upon the A rather fortuitous DNA search
death bed of his elderly mother, via a DNA home kit from an
Hilda. With his ‘Aunt Dotty’ passing ancestry website revealed an
elderly half-sister living in America,
With her family, Jessica Sinclair moved whose lifetime had been spent
to Melbourne from the UK in 2008. As a searching for the name of her
teenager, she lived in South Africa with her absent father. Eventually through
parents, where she met her husband. a maze of genetic coincidences, we
With family spread over three continents, miraculously unearthed my real
her well-travelled past provides inspiration
for the short stories Jessica writes in her grandfather’s identity; a biological
spare time, when she is not busy working revelation which carried part of the
or walking her beloved dogs. genetic code to my own children.
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A man named Tom; a bit of a under the watchful eye of his real
playboy it seemed, with a different mother. It was an enormous secret
woman in each port as he travelled that must have weighed heavily on
the world as an American Navy all those who loved him, in surreal
serviceman, leaving a trail of circumstances. I wonder about my
progeny in his wake. grandmother’s secrets, imagining
My father, it turned out, was her implicit strength of character.
just one of his many war babies. The heart-breaking moment when
The irony was not a young girl handed
lost on us when we
discovered that
THE ENORMOUS over her new-born
son to her brother;
having finally settled SECRET MUST the brave young
after the war with HAVE WEIGHED woman, who
an older American
woman, it appeared
HEAVILY ON THOSE took on the role
of my father’s
they couldn’t have WHO LOVED HIM mother so willingly
children of their and without
own and had in fact judgement, to
adopted a son. raise him as her own without
Unaware of his trail of offspring, arousing any suspicion.
a post-war obsession with alcohol There are endless unanswered
and depression eventually took questions about the incredible
its toll on Tom. A distant cousin secret that had given my father
provided a photo that proved the chance to stay a part of his
the family resemblance and maternal family against all odds.
provided a visual insight into I marvel at the opportunities
the mystery of the man who was and privileges afforded to me. I
partly responsible for my own am profoundly grateful to those
very existence. Despite learning of two women for the courage and
Tom’s rather volatile past, it was a resilience it took to raise their
considerable feat to put a face to secret child, my very own father,
his name and add the enigma to and proud to think that perhaps
our family tree. they are partly responsible for the
With or without his presence woman I am today.
in my father’s life, I would be
forever thankful to the incredible Do you have a tale to tell? We’ll pay
connection between siblings that cash for any original and unpublished
enabled my father to grow up in story we print. See page 8 for details
an adoring family, unwittingly on how to contribute.
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SMART ANIMALS
Some animals are happy to benefit from human kindness
cat had pulled down a nest from the on the electricity wire nearby, as if on
chimney, in which two baby hoopoes guard. The babies became excited,
were nestled. and as we opened the kitchen door
We gently placed the babies in a a little, the bird came forward and
cotton-lined shoebox in the warm
kitchen and my mother and brother You could earn cash by telling us
gave them some water and mixed about the antics of unique pets or
grains. The fledglings swayed on their wildlife. Turn to page 8 for details
shaky legs and chirped hungrily. on how to contribute.
16 april 2021
Smart Animals
fed her chicks the worm. Satisfied, Possum would growl and hide which
the babies slept in the shoe box. Next gave me ample warning to hide as
day, there was Mummy Hoopoe with well. We both suffered from various
another worm for breakfast while degrees of social anxiety.
Daddy stood by on guard. This ritual The only time I could get near
was performed about twice daily for Possum was when I was asleep
three weeks. (or she thought I was asleep). She
One morning Mummy Hoopoe would snuggle up close to me in
nudged them out into the garden and bed and purr.
showed them how to fly. The young Five years ago, Possum got
ones flapped about, trying out their spooked when I had tradesmen at
wings, but returned to the kitchen. my home doing some renovation
Gradually, they began flying higher work. She ran away and hid under
till one day, with a loud “thank you” a neighbour’s house.
screech from the mother, they flew After five nights away, I was beside
away into the blue sky. myself with worry, so I asked the
neighbour, Trevor, if I could sleep
under his house in the hope that
Possum might come and snuggle up
next to me and I would be able to
catch her. The chap was kind enough
to disguise his thoughts and he let
me bunk under his house in the
middle of a New Zealand winter.
The plan to sleep under the house
did work, though not the way I
expected. Possum took exception to
Hideaway Cat me finding her hiding place, so while
JASMINE SIMPSON I slept, under a dark house among
I began taking care of my spider webs on an old roll of carpet,
tortoiseshell cat, Possum, 16 years she headed home.
ago. She was a rescue cat who proved
too wild to rehome, but I related brought to you by
to her antisocial behaviour as I am
also very much a recluse. Our bond
was instant and Possum, unknown
to herself, became my guard cat.
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PETS
18 april 2021
Pets
◆ Teach them to lie on a bed or teaching the basics of sit, stay and
mat at your request. drop but also teaching them to go to
◆ Encourage them to use food- their bed and stay in position when
dispensing toys to help keep requested. Trick training is also a
them occupied. wonderful way to use any extra time
to develop the bond you share.
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HEALTH
10 Causes
of Persistent
Coughing
Got a chronic cough that respiratory tract specialist Dr Jason
Turowski.
just won’t go away? One of
these medical reasons could WORSENED ALLERGIES Irritants
in the air during spring and
explain what’s going on
autumn cause seasonal allergies
in many people. If your usual
BY Marissa Laliberte allergy symptoms get worse or
aren’t responding to your usual
HERE are some possible causes of medications, your underlying
a nagging cough. allergies might require different
treatment, says lung expert Dr Albert
REFLUX Gastroesophageal reflux Rizzo. “A doctor might suggest
disease, or acid reflux, causes inhaled steroids to help control
stomach contents to leak backwards the airwaves,” he says.
into the oesophagus. Typically this
causes heartburn, but in some cases, TWO INFECTIONS If you thought
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it can trigger persistent coughing you were over a virus but your cough
and wheezing. isn’t getting any better, you might
“Acids that are supposed to have developed a second infection.
stay in the stomach come up the “Someone who has a cough or
oesophagus and trigger a cough from runny nose and suddenly has green
the underside of vocal cords,” says drainage might have a bacterial
20 april 2021
Health
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22 april 2021
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WORLD OF MEDICINE
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY SAVES many women choosing to conceive
MILLIONS OF LIVES Insufficient after 30, there’s a need for other
exercise contributes to around 3.2 treatments. UK scientists have
million deaths worldwide, according found two newer womb-sparing
to calculations by Australian, UK and alternatives: myomectomy
French researchers. On the flipside, (cutting out the fibroids) and
physical activity prevents an even uterine artery embolisation
bigger number of deaths, including (blocking the blood flow to the
3.9 million that would have been fibroids) have both proved effective
considered ‘premature’ (before age at providing relief, and women were
75). The researchers believe that able to give birth afterwards.
we should celebrate what exercise
is already accomplishing, as a way A SINGLE INDULGENCE MAY
to encourage even more people to NOT HARM YOU For a UK study
get moving. that sounds more fun than most,
healthy young men ate as much
HYSTERECTOMY IS NOT THE ONLY pizza as they could. On average, they
SOLUTION FOR FIBROIDS They’re stuffed in about 12,550 kilojoules
not normally life-threatening, but – far more than most adults need
uterine fibroids, which typically in a full day. Yet, their blood sugar
arise between the ages of 30 and 50, didn’t climb more than it would after
are a source of recurring pain for a normal meal, and fat levels in the
roughly one in six women. These bloodstream were only slightly higher
non-cancerous tumours in the womb than usual. Of course, frequently
can also cause bloating, painful eating too much can lead to
sex, a constant feeling of obesity, diabetes and
needing to urinate and other health issues.
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24 april 2021
EVERYDAY MIRACLES
D
oug Falter returned home – while frantically scanning the wa-
on the evening of February ter like a starving seabird in search
3, 2018, teary-eyed and ex- of a fish. Still not finding what he was
hausted. The 33-year-old looking for after more than an hour,
professional photographer had just he tried scaling some nearby rocks to
run from one end of Hawaii’s Waimea get a better view. But by then, night
Bay to the other – just over 300 metres had started to fall.
26 april 2021
Lost and Found, an Ocean Away
At home, Falter took his search on- away from where it disappeared –
line. “Was surfing tonight and lost my floated by the remote island of Sa-
baby,” he wrote on Facebook. That rangani in the southern Philippines.
‘baby’ was a 3.2-metre-long baby The local fisherman who found it
blue surf board that had been cus- didn’t have much use for his unusual
tom-made for him. Hours earlier, the catch of the day, so he sold the board
crash of a big wave and the powerful to Giovanne Branzuela, a 36-year-old
swells of the bay had separated Falter primary school teacher. Branzuela
from this prized possession. hoped to learn to surf and one day
“I caught the biggest waves of my share the skill with his students, who
life on that board,” Falter later said. regularly accompany him on beach
“That’s why it means so much to me.” clean-ups.
He hoped it would wash ashore in “It’s been my dream to ride the
the coming days and that whoever big waves here,” Branzuela says. He
spotted it would have bought Falter’s surf-
also seen his Facebook
post. But instead of “THIS IS board for $40.
The once-blue board
pushing Falter’s surf- THE COOLEST had faded to a pa le
boa rd to shore, t he WAY I COULD straw colour during its
cu r rents of Wa imea
Bay swept it out to sea, HAVE EVER journey, but its distinc-
tive markings were still
away from Oahu and LOST $1500” there: two elephants,
f rom t he Haw a i ia n one at either end, each
Islands altogether. framed in a diamond
Weeks passed with no sign of the emblem. Underneath the emblems
surfboard. Then months. Lyle Carl- were the words ‘Lyle Carlson Surf-
son, who had customised the board boards, Oahu, Hawaii’.
for Falter, told him of another lost “I couldn’t believe it,” Branzuela
surfboard that was found – four years said on realising how far the surf-
later – after a fisherman hooked it. board had travelled. He reached out
“That did give me hope,” Falter says, to Carlson online last July and sent
“but by that time I was like, I just him a photo of the board. Carlson, in
have to forget about it.” He saved for turn, reached out to Falter, who then
months to buy a new custom surf- contacted Branzuela directly to ask
board, for US$1500. “Those boards for more photos. Those extra shots
aren’t cheap,” he says. confirmed the board was his. Falter
But Falter never completely forgot was shocked to learn that his ‘baby’
about the board, which – six months had drifted across the world’s largest
later and more than 8000 kilometres ocean – and survived.
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“It was the craziest thing I had ever for the kids,” Falter says. So far, he
heard,” Falter says. has collected US$2500, which he has
He was ecstatic, but not only for him- used to buy and ship maps, puzzles,
self. “When I heard this guy bought it classroom posters, textbooks and
because he wanted to learn how to workbooks, along with beloved chil-
surf, I thought, This is the coolest way dren’s titles like Charlotte’s Web and
I could have ever lost US$1500.” Seeing The BFG as well as volumes in the
interest in the sport grow means a lot Harry Potter series. “I’m just happy
to Falter. “I couldn’t imagine a better for the opportunity to do something
ending to this story,” he says. good,” Falter says.
But the story was far from over. As for the surfboard, Falter is de-
Even now, months later, Falter and lighted that Branzuela is using it, if
Branzuela are in contact almost only for splashing around in shallow
every day. The coronavirus pandem- waters, since he is a novice. When
ic has delayed their plans to meet in Branzuela bought the board, he had
person, but Falter knows his surf- no idea it was made specifically for a
board is in safe hands in the Philip- man of his exact size. “It’s pretty wild
pines. “I told him I would take good – we’re the same height,” Falter says of
care of it,” Branzuela says. the happy coincidence. When the two
In the meantime, Falter wanted men finally do meet for the handover,
to thank Branzuela with some surf- Falter plans to make it an even ex-
ing supplies, but the teacher asked change by giving Branzuela a brand-
for school supplies instead, such as new board. And before he leaves the
backpacks for his students and ma- Philippines, Falter wants to do what
terials to help them learn English. Branzuela hoped the board would do:
“That fuelled me to raise money teach him to surf.
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30 april 2021
I REMEMBER...
BY Jack Watkins
…BEING BOUGHT A TOY CHIMP AS A the only one who didn’t laugh at my
TODDLER. It was made to mark the ridiculous dream of going to Africa.
first chimp born at the London Zoo She said I’d have to work very hard,
and was called Jubilee. People said take advantage of all opportunities,
it would give me nightmares, but he and never give up. That’s the mes-
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became my favourite toy. I took him sage I tell young people around the
every where. I still have him now, world, particularly in disadvantaged
though he’s in his 80s, and rather communities. I wish she was alive to
delicate, so he doesn’t travel. know many people have told me that
…MY MOTHER supported my ambi- I taught them that because I did it,
tion to work with animals. She was they could too.
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which you don’t see now. Then, as a
car drove me up towards the farm an
aardvark passed ahead of us. There
was a giraffe at the side of the road,
looking down with those long, curly
lashes. The first morning when I
woke up, outside my very own win-
dow were the fresh paw prints of a
leopard. I’d finally arrived in the Af-
rica of my dreams.
…LOUIS LEAKEY GAVE ME MY FIRST
WORK IN AFRIC A . T here wasn’t
enough money for me to attend uni-
versity, so I went on a secretarial
course. A friend said that if I want-
Jane took her favourite toy, a chimp, ed to work with animals in Africa
everywhere as a child I should contact Leakey, a distin-
guished palaeontologist. By chance
…RUSTY, A BLACK MONGREL, taught he needed a secretary, and allowed
me animals have personalities and me to accompany him, his wife and
feelings. I had other pets like guinea one other English girl, Gillian, on his
pigs and tortoises, and I knew they annual fossil hunting trip to the Old-
all had personalities, but Rusty was uvai Gorge in Tanzania.
special. He was highly intelligent, …BE ING FOLLOWE D BY A LION.
and I thought of him when academ- After each day’s work, Gillian and I
ics later told me that only humans were allowed to go out on the Afri-
have personalities, minds and emo- can plains in the evening. One time
tions. we looked round and a young male
…MY FIRST TRIP TO AFRICA IN 1957. lion was following us. Scary, but ex-
A friend invited me to her family’s citing. Gillian said we should head
PHOTO: JANE GOODALL INSTITUTE
farm in Kenya. There were no tourist down into the forest, but I said we
planes then, so I went by sea. It was must stay in the open, because in
the time of the Suez Crisis so the ship the thickets he’d know where we
went all round the Cape and the first were, but we wouldn’t know where
town I set foot in was Cape Town. It he was. The lion eventually gave up,
was beautiful but had ‘Whites Only’ and Leakey told me I’d done the right
signs everywhere, which was horri- thing. I think that convinced him
ble. On landing at Mombasa, a train to give me the job of studying wild
took me past herds of wildebeest, chimpanzees.
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I Remember: Jane Goodall
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HEALTH
HEART
YOUNG
Exercise and proper diet are a
good start. But these cardiologist-
approved tips offer surprisingly
helpful additions to any routine
F R O M T H E H E A LT H Y.C O M
EDITED BY Andrea Au Levitt
G
iven our current health crisis, it’s easy
to forget that COVID-19 is not the lead-
ing cause of death. That distinction
belongs to heart disease, which takes
an estimated 17.9 million lives glob-
ally each year. Research shows that
COVID-19 may harm the heart by hindering the flow
of oxygen or initiating a potentially damaging im-
mune response. Clearly, it is more important than
ever to take control of your cardiovascular health re-
gardless of your age: as many as ten per cent of all
heart attacks strike people younger than 45.
36 april 2021
I L LU S T R AT I O N S
BY VALERO DOVAL
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These following 22 facts are a per- mantra, such as “I feel calm”; breath-
fect place to start your heart-health ing the scent of lavender, peppermint
education. or rose; or taking a walk.
1 3
Get screened early Pay attention to your shoes
Roughly one in five people with Oedema, the buildup of excess
high blood pressure don’t know fluid in the body’s tissues, can
it. “Your blood pressure can be high be the result of congestive heart fail-
without showing any symptoms – ure. When your heart doesn’t pump
that’s why it’s known as ‘the silent blood as effectively as it should, the
killer,’” says cardiologist Dr Nie- blood collects and causes swelling,
ca Goldberg. Ask your doctor for a commonly in the feet and legs. “Peo-
lipo-protein profile, which measures ple may notice their shoes feel tight or
your LDL (bad) cholesterol, HDL their socks make lines on their ankles,”
(good) cholesterol, and total cho- says cardiologist Dr Gregg Fonarow.
lesterol. If left untreated, high blood
4
pressure and high cholesterol can lead Toss your plastic containers
to heart disease, an aneurysm or even Chemicals commonly found in
a stroke. plastic water bottles and food
containers, such as bisphenol A (BPA)
2
Manage stress and anxiety and phthalates, leach into the con-
Stress plays a role in 77 per tents of these containers. More than
cent of all health concerns, 50 medical papers link phthalates
including digestive trouble, an to cardiovascular issues. Use glass,
inability to lose weight and heart dis- ceramic or stainless steel containers
ease, says adjunct psychology instruc- instead. Or look at the recycling code
tor Dr Nikki Martinez. “When you on the bottom of any plastic contain-
reach an age where your body is going er; if it is a 3 or 7, the container may
through changes and is not bouncing contain BPA or phthalates.
back as it once did, stress and anxiety
5
can start to become quite significant Ask your doctor about
issues,” she explains. “Learning sol- new devices ...
id coping skills, stress management, The Barostim Neo System is a
mindfulness and healthy outlets can ‘breakthrough device’ inserted un-
truly impact each and every area of der the collarbone that provides pa-
your functioning.” Stress relief can tients who don’t benefit from stand-
come in many forms. Try taking a ard treatments an option to reduce
deep breath; massaging the palm of their symptoms and improve their
one hand with your thumb; reciting a quality of life.
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How to Keep Your Heart Young
8
Ladies, take note if
you had a preterm
pregnancy ...
Women who undergo spon-
taneous preterm delivery
(before 37 weeks) may
have a greater likelihood of
heart disease, according to
a Dutch study. Mothers of
premmies had a 38 per cent
6
Mind the salt, whatever higher risk of coronary artery disease,
your blood pressure a 71 per cent higher risk of stroke, and
“Even people who don’t have more than double the risk of overall
high blood pressure, less sodium will heart disease. Researchers say these
significantly blunt the rise in blood women may be prone to inflamma-
pressure,” says Dr Goldberg. “It will tion, which is linked to preterm deliv-
also reduce the risk of developing ery and common among heart disease
other conditions, like kidney disease, patients.
which are associated with eating too
9
much sodium.” ... or passed a stress test
but still have chest pain
7
Vegetarians, be aware that Heart attack symptoms can
you are not immune present differently in women because
“There’s a lot of hype around there’s a difference in plaque buildup
plant-based diets, and with good and blockage patterns between men
reason. Eating a diet low in animal and women, according to cardiolo-
sources of protein and fat and high gist Dr C. Noel Bairey Merz. Whereas
in [fresh] produce has been linked to men often have plaque buildup in
lower risks of cardiovascular disease,” the major arteries around the heart,
says Dr Erin D. Michos, a specialist in women it is the smaller coronary
in preventive cardiology. “But not all blood vessels that cease to constrict
meatless diets are healthy. You can and dilate properly, creating the lack
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10
Open the windows in
your house ...
The air inside your home
might be more polluted than the air
in the world’s dirtiest cities. There
are dozens of possible sources, in-
cluding hair spray, candles, fumes
from the non-stick coating on your and stresses. Reduced HRV has been
cookware, or smoke from a wood- associated with increased deaths
stove or f ireplace. W hile any of among heart attack survivors as well
these might be harmless in small as the general population.
amounts, the caustic brew they cre-
12
ate when mixed together can turn Prioritise sleep
up inflammation, raise blood pres- A sound snooze is good for
sure and harden arteries. your heart, but as you age,
Open windows and use a fan to your brain and neurons begin to
circulate the air and reduce indoor change and your ‘sleep architecture’
pollution levels. suffers, according to authorities on
sleep. That means you’re more prone
11
... but keep them closed to waking up during the night and
in the car less likely to get the deep sleep your
This reduces your exposure heart needs to function properly.
to airborne pollutants. A Harvard Women also have to battle the symp-
University study found that exposure toms of perimenopause and men-
reduces something called heart rate opause – hot flushes are notorious
variability (HRV), the ability of your for wrecking slumber. “Shorter sleep
heart to respond to various activities duration and poorer quality of sleep
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How to Keep Your Heart Young
seem to be associated with increased mince. Or look for cuts such as top
stiffness of the arteries and increased sirloin or tenderloin – they have the
cholesterol plaque, especially in the lowest fat content. Limit your intake to
carotid arteries,” says cardiologist 115 to 170 grams no more than three
Dr Christine Jellis. A few tips for a times a week.
better night’s sleep: avoid afternoon
16
naps and caffeine within six hours of ... kiwi fruit
your bedtime. “Eating two to three kiwi
fruit a day can help reduce
13
Drink coffee harmful blood triglyceride levels,”
The recommendations for Morey says. The fruit also helps raise
drinking coffee have been HDL levels. It is rich in vitamins
somewhat inconsistent over the years, C and E and minerals (potassium,
but according to the American College magnesium, copper and phospho-
of Cardiology, coffee might be helpful rous). And, “If you’re up for eating
in reducing the risk of arrhythmias, the skin, you can double the amount
heart disease and stroke. But don’t of fibre you get from this fuzzy fruit.”
overdo it. Regularly consuming three
17
to five cups of coffee a day – or 300 mg ... cumin
of caffeine (one espresso shot equals Time for some curry in a
100 mg while one cup of instant cof- hurry. According to Morey,
fee equals 60mg) – may be protec- this spice has been found to have
tive against heart rhythm disorders, powerful effects on heart health. A
according to a 2018 study in the JACC: study in the journal Complementary
Clinical Electrophysiology. Therapies in Clinical Practice found
that overweight or obese women who
14
Eat... yoghurt consumed just half a teaspoon of this
Yoghurt and spreads contain- spice daily reduced their LDL cho-
ing plant sterols (substances lesterol and triglycerides, as well as
similar to good cholesterol) can re- raising their levels of good HDL cho-
duce blood levels of LDL cholesterol lesterol.
by up to ten per cent, says clinical di-
18
etitian Kristian Morey. ... chocolate
Dark chocolate (at least 75
15
... lean beef per cent cocoa; 85 per cent
Beef is loaded with zinc, iron is best) can be heart-healthy, Morey
and B vitamins, all of which says. It is rich in healthful flavonoids,
help boost heart health. Stick to lean particularly flavonols that can help
cuts like flank or 95 per cent lean lower the risk of heart disease.
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19
Urinate when you the muscle isn’t able to relax after
feel the urge each beat, increasing wear and tear.
Research at Taiwan Univer- For women, hormonal changes can
sity found that a full bladder causes make matters worse.
your heart to beat faster and puts “When oestrogen levels decline,
added stress on coronary arteries, women often develop stiffening of
triggering them to contract, which the heart muscle,” says integrative
could lead to a heart attack in people cardiologist Dr Regina Druz.
who are vulnerable. Regular exercise and a balanced
diet can help. Don’t delay consult-
20
Get some sun ing your doctor if you have any of
Low levels of vitamin D the hallmark symptoms: shortness
have been linked to heart of breath; fatigue; rapid heartbeat;
disease, cancer, diabetes, obesity coughing up pink and foamy mu-
and even COVID-19, and the risk cus; or swelling in the legs, ankles
for many of these tends to increase and feet.
with advancing age. While sunlight
22
is a risk factor for skin cancers, it Be active and be kind
does stimulate your body’s pro- People who spend a lot of
duction of vitamin D. In general, time being sedentary are
scientists think five to 15 minutes 73 per cent more likely to develop
daily is about right to get the most metabolic syndrome, a cluster of
out of it without causing any health problems that raise heart disease
problems. You can also get vitamin risk.
D from food and supplements. Meanwhile, a study found that
those who spent money on other peo-
21
Don’t let your heart ple had lower blood pressure than
harden those who spent money on them-
Starting at around age 50, selves. To double your benefits, do
the heart muscle begins to stiffen, something physically active on be-
making it tougher for it to pump half of someone else: while you’re
blood efficiently throughout the raking the leaves or mowing the
body. The medical term for this phe- nature strip, perhaps mow your
nomenon is diastolic dysfunction: neighbour’s nature strip, too.
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The waitress was not moving
much from the other side of
the café, so I waved at her
to get attention. When she
turned her head towards us,
I gave what I believed was
the universally accepted
hand sign to signal that we
wanted the bill – holding
out one hand and using the
other to simulate writing on
it. A few minutes later she
came to our table, smiled
and gave us a blank notepad
and a pen!
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Silent Warning
My two sons were sitting next
The Price of a Wife to each other in church. Tomos was
A male colleague told us at work giggling and fidgeting a lot. Finally,
that it was his wife’s birthday. his big brother Ben had had enough.
“What are you getting for her?” “You’re not allowed to be loud in
enquired another colleague. church.”
CARTOON: PUBLIC DOMAIN
44 april 2021
Life’s Like That
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W
hat i s a c olou r,
I Am the a nut and also a
PLATE
ple think I’m a ‘nut’, but I am actually
the seed of the tree’s fruit. I grow in
clusters, like grapes. When ripe my
hard shell splits open with an audible
snap, producing a pleasing smile. In
fact, I am better known as the ‘happy
nut’ in several cultures around the
world due to my cheerful demeanour.
I have been grown for thousands
of years, although countries outside
the Middle East only twigged to my
existence much later. Although my
exact origins are not clear, I have been
cultivated in the Middle East since be-
fore 7000 BCE. In fact, I was found at
Jarmo, a prehistoric archaeological
site (today located in modern Iraq),
known to be one of the world’s earliest
farming communities.
However, I was little known even
in my immediate area until around
2000 BCE, when a sharp increase in
population forced the inhabitants
to exploit foods which had, up until
then, only been eaten during times
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SWEET FLAVOUR,
ded phyllo), and hon- 1980s, and I have been
ey-drenched baklava. read i ly ava i lable on
Some have suggest- FATTY RICHNESS those shores since the
ed that if it wasn’t for
my cheery green hue, I
AND CRUNCH late 1990s – although
my demand outstrips
may never have moved supply and at least half
beyond the Middle East – although of the pistachios consumed in Aus-
I don’t believe that for a minute! My tralia are imported from countries
colour comes from chlorophyll, a like the US, Turkey and Iran.
natural plant pigment which is found The world annual production of
in, you guessed it, green vegetables me is more than one million tonnes.
such as peas, cucumber and celery. Dare I say it, I am one popular nut. So
The appearance of food is impor- beloved that I have my own special
tant, it seems. If it pleases the eye, it day, International Pistachio Day, on
can influence the palate. And dare I February 26.
say it, one of those factors is colour. My appeal, as both a snack and an
When it comes to desserts, there was ingredient, is my mildly earthy-sweet
one colour missing: green – which is flavour, fatty richness and crunch. I
where I step into the spotlight. have the same amount of protein as
Of course, I’m also an ingredient in almonds but a smidge less fat, add to
snack mixes, biscuits, cakes and, yes, that my fibre, plus the fact that you
everyone’s favourite green ice cream. need to shell every single one of me,
Though note that most pistachio ice makes me a favourite among dieters.
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Regardless of what country or what the amount of nuts each tree yields –
century, I have always been seen as a fully grown tree around 22 kilo-
something of a luxury item. I am three grams; and my favoured environment
to four times more expensive than – I like arid locations that are freezing
other nuts. But my exorbitant price in winter and scorching hot in the
has nothing to do with my exclusive summer. So, there are only but a few
colouring among nuts: it is the time it locations around the world I can tol-
takes for my tree to produce me – erate, making me altogether rather
around 15-20 years after first planting; exotic.
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50 april 2021
Don’t Go Into the
readersdigest.com.au 51
Acaimie, with
Clay on their
wedding day – a
preview of her
strength
island of St Kitts, ready for their first that things would turn out just fine.
climb as husband and wife. They had So it was Clay who wanted to use
married just five days earlier back a day of their Caribbean honeymoon
home in Indiana, USA after meet- scaling Mount Liamuiga. The highest
ing at university. Clay – a handsome point on St Kitts, Liamuiga is also a
farmer’s son with charming, pup- dormant volcano that starts in the
py-dog energy – was immediately clouds and plunges down to meet the
52 april 2021
Don’t Go Into the Volcano
sea. Called Mount Misery by the Brit- way to a grassy meadow. A series of
ish who colonised the island, it is a screw eyes bolts had been drilled into
popular day hike for tourists looking the rocks, with ropes that led down.
for adventure. For Clay, the sight was unbearably
The couple, dressed in T-shirts inviting. It felt like a secret entrance
and running shoes, arrived for their to a primeval paradise. Acaimie was
hike in a rental car expecting to find less enthusiastic. The trail was steep,
more information at the site. Instead, and she was afraid of heights, but she
they found an empty dirt car park gamely followed Clay’s lead. After
with just a small plaque marking just a few minutes of descent, though,
the trailhead. They made their way she’d had enough. She told her hus-
up anyway, the narrow path taking band she’d wait on the rocks just off
them through trop- t he t rail while he
ical growth so lush
you couldn’t see the
SH E H E A RD went exploring. “Just
be quick,” she said
s k y. Ver vet mon- A CR ASH, THEN as she watched him
keys chat tered i n THE SOUND OF set off on the precip-
the trees; the air was
thick and humid.
SOMETHING itous path, zigzag-
ging while clutching
It took them near- BIG
G ROLLI NG the rope.
ly t h ree hou rs to D OW N H I L L A few minutes lat-
reach the peak, but er, she heard a crash
the view – the view! – a noise that sound-
– made it all worthwhile. The island ed like a large branch snapping, fol-
of St Kitts stretched before them; a lowed by the sound of something big
carpet of lush, green rainforest cas- rolling downhill. “Clay?” she called.
cading down towards the sapphire Silence.
Caribbean water. They may have Acaimie fought back a f lutter of
been tired and sweaty – Clay’s red panic. She hadn’t heard anyone call
bandanna was soaked – but they out, after all. The sound might have
couldn’t have been happier as they been anything. A few minutes later,
ate their sandwiches, took a few self- she heard something faint that could
ies, and walked around the rim of the have been a human voice. She leaned
volcano completely alone. forwards, craning her neck. Then she
heard it again, and this time she was
THAT’S WHEN CLAY SAW IT: a small certain: it was Clay, speaking in an
trail, semi-hidden beneath plant life, eerily childish tone she hardly rec-
that led into the volcano’s crater – a ognised, calling for help from deep
bowl of green with cloud forest giving within the crater.
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As she looked over the lip of the to prepare for what she was going to
volcano, she tried to suppress some see, worried that if he were badly in-
of her worst worries. Her phone jured the sight of him would put her
wasn’t getting a signal, and her cries into a state of shock. “Tell me what’s
for help were met with only silence. wrong,” she said as she approached.
“Clay!” she shouted as loud as she “I don’t know,” he said weakly.
could. “Clay, are you OK?”
Acaimie gripped the rope and be- CLAY WAS SITTING HUNCHED over
gan scrambling down the trail. When with his head in his hands, his back
the path became too steep, she slid to Acaimie. When she got closer, she
on her butt, her legs and arms getting could see that he was bleeding from PH OTO: CO U R T E S Y AC A I M I E C H A S TA I N
bruised and scraped in the process. the back of his head, and his neck
Then, just off the trail, she saw a flash and shoulders were scraped. Walking
of red. It was Clay’s bandanna. And around him, she saw that he’d been
next to it was his mobile phone. vomiting. Blood ran down his face.
She grabbed both and continued Perhaps the rope he’d been hold-
down, screaming for Clay all the way. ing had snapped, or maybe he’d just
“Help,” he said in that strange missed a step, but it was clear he’d
voice. fallen a long way. He was badly con-
“I’m coming! Stay where you are,” cussed. “Where are we?” he asked.
she said. Finally she spotted his white She explained they were on a hike on
shirt through the trees. She wanted St Kitts. “Why aren’t you calling for
54 april 2021
Don’t Go Into the Volcano
help?” he asked. Their phones wer- “Help!” Acaimie yelled. She’d hoped
en’t getting service, she told him. He that once they reached the top they’d
seemed to take that in. Then, 30 sec- find a group of hikers, but the trail
onds later: “Where are we?” was empty. There was no choice but
Acaimie tried to clear her mind. to try to make it back to the trailhead
They were alone in the volcano with- alone. It was about 12.30. It had taken
out phone service. There was only them three hours to reach the sum-
one thing to do: she needed to drag mit. How long, she wondered, would
him out somehow. it take them to reach their car?
“Look at me, Clay,” she said. He Putting her husband’s arm over her
looked through her, his eyes swim- shoulder, Acaimie led him back down
ming. “We’re going to have to climb the trail. It was sheer and winding as
out of here, and you’re going to have it cut back and forth through rainfor-
to listen to me.” est so thick she could never see more
Acaimie hoisted Clay shakily to his than a few metres ahead. Clay’s legs
feet. He had no balance and couldn’t flopped beneath him; at times he al-
support himself. The two of them most began running down the hill
stumbled forwards, and Acaimie because of this lack of control and
put his hands on the rope. She told Acaimie had to struggle to make sure
him to hold tight as she placed Clay he didn’t send them crashing into the
in front of her and trees. In particularly
pushed him from CL AY steep sections, she
behind. He lurched sat Clay down, shuf-
for wards, f lailing
CO LL L APSED f led ahead of him,
like a dr unk, but A N D VO M I T E D and had him slide
he seemed able to BLL O O D. into her arms.
cont rol his limbs As they made their
just well enough to
“ I WA N T way, the sun was
follow Acaimie’s di- T O SLE E P,” sinking lower in the
rections. When they HE MUM BLE D sky and Acaimie’s
reached a particu- mind raced. What
larly steep section, if they got lost, she
she bent down, picked up his feet, wondered. Would Clay survive the
put them in good footholds so he night?
wouldn’t slip, and pushed again.
Bit by bit, step by step, t hey AFTER MORE THAN TWO HOURS,
climbed. After what couldn’t have Clay seemed to be getting worse. He
been more than half an hour but felt was losing what little control he’d
like forever, they reached the top. had over his body. Every ten minutes
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or so he’d stop, collapse on the trail, out her phone to check for a signal.
and begin vomiting blood. “I want Yes! It was faint, but it might work.
to sleep,” he mumbled now, shutting She dialled emergency services and
his eyes. Acaimie urged him to keep heard the welcome sound of another
moving. “You’re doing such a good person’s voice. She described what
job. I’m so proud of you,” she kept had happened – the fall, the vomit-
repeating, unsure if any of it was get- ing, the blood, the disorientation.
ting through to her husband. The dispatcher, barely audible, asked
It dawned on her that maybe she whether they were able to make it to
should leave Clay there and run ahead the trailhead, or did they need a heli-
and get help. But one look at him and copter? Acaimie looked around. With
she dismissed that idea. She worried the thick covering, there was no way
that in his state, he might wander off a helicopter could land anywhere
into the wilderness or stumble down near them. She told him they’d keep
the trail and injure himself. She need- trying to make their way down.
ed him to keep going. But as they set off, she became more
They continued on – Acaimie worried. Clay’s condition was deterio-
guiding Clay, Clay barely able to rating quickly. He could hardly use his
move forwards. After hours of pain- arms and legs. At one point, Acaimie
ful and exhausting progress, they couldn’t support him and gravity took
took a break. She instinctively pulled over, sending him flying out of her
PH OTO: CO U R T E S Y AC A I M I E C H A S TA I N
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Don’t Go Into the Volcano
arms and rolling down the hill, smash- Kitts hospital recuperating before
ing into a tree. He lay there in a heap. being medevaced to a hospital in
Then he started vomiting blood again. Florida, where doctors placed a shunt
She dialled emergency services in his spinal cord to drain excess
again. “If the paramedics are any- fluid. After nine days, he flew home
where near the trail, they need to to Indiana for several months of
start heading up now!” she told the physical rehab and visits to special-
dispatcher. When she hung up, she ists. But he was alive. And as his
looked down the trail, calling out for mind slowly cleared and the enor-
help as loudly as she could. Clay was mity of what he had endured became
cold and clammy. She didn’t know apparent, Clay was amazed at what
whether they could go any further. his wife had done for him.
Then she heard something. It was Today, nearly a year later, the cou-
faint and could have been almost ple are settled in their new home.
anything. Clay has regained the balance he lost,
“Hello!” someone called out. but is now deaf in one ear. “It’s really
Acaimie leaped up. “We’re here!” not that bad, a minor inconvenience
she yelled as two paramedics came at worst,” he says, ever the optimist.
into view. “We’re here!” W hen Clay and Acaimie think
The paramedics wrapped Clay’s about what happened in St Kitts,
arms around their shoulders, and then it’s with a strange mix of emotions.
each took a leg. In this cumbersome A honey moon is supposed to be a
manner, they carefully carried Clay chance for connection – an island
down the mountain to the ambulance of time in the midst of a busy life
waiting at the trailhead. Acaimie sat for people to truly get to know each
in the front of the ambulance – she other. But even though their honey-
was hyperventilating, and her hands moon had turned into a nightmare,
eventually became numb from lack of it cemented their relationship. The
oxygen. She listened in horror as the words “in sickness and in health”
paramedic in the back yelled to the were no longer just a quaint refrain
driver, “He’s still vomiting blood; we said in front of friends. To see one’s
need to get to the hospital!” partner under the most awful condi-
tions imaginable had created a kind
IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM, doctors of intimacy that was different from
discovered just how vast Clay’s inju- what they’d had before.
ries were. They included a bad con- “We got shell-shocked, but in a
cussion, a fractured vertebra, a frac- good way,” says Clay today. “You re-
tured skull, and a spinal fluid leak. alise what you have. And you become
Clay spent a painful week in a St so thankful.”
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A History of
HOAXES
58 april 2021
A History of Hoaxes
We humans like
mischief, and not only
on April Fools’ Day
BY THE EDITORS
with Brandon Specktor
T
here’s no question that April”). And the first known mention
April Fools’ Day is an in- of April Fools’ Day in Britain comes
ternational phenomenon. in 1686 when biographer John Aubrey
But nobody really knows described the first day of April as a
how it began. One possible “Fooles holy day”.
predecessor is the Roman tradition It’s clear that the habit of sending in-
of the spring festival Hilaria (Latin nocent victims on a ‘fool’s errand’ was
for cheerful, merry) that was held rampant in Europe by the late 1600s.
in March; it included games, pro- On April Fools’ Day in 1698, so many
cessions and masquerades, during were tricked into going to the Tower of
which disguised commoners could London to watch ‘The Washing of the
imitate nobility to devious ends. Lions’ (a ceremony that didn’t exist)
It’s hard to say whether this ancient that the April 2 edition of a local news-
festival’s similarities to modern April paper had to debunk the hoax – and
Fools’ Day are legitimate or coinci- publicly mock those who fell for it.
dental, as the first recorded mentions From there, it’s a pretty straight
I L LU S T R AT I O N S: S A M WA S H B U R N
of the occasion didn’t appear until line between lion washing and spa-
several hundred years later. In 1561, ghetti farming (on April 1, 1957, BBC’s
for example, a Flemish poet wrote Panorama fooled some viewers into
some comical verse about a noble- believing spaghetti grew on trees).
man who sends his servant back and And while we may not know the ex-
forth on ludicrous errands in prepa- act origin of April Fools’ Day, it’s clear
ration for a wedding feast (the poem’s it speaks to the inner joker in much
title roughly translates to “Refrain of humanity – and is therefore here
on errand-day / which is the first of to stay.
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1978 A Surprise
of Titanic Proportions
1835 Lunar Life Residents of Sydney gawked at an ice-
The Great Moon Hoax may have berg floating in the harbour on April
been one of the media’s first big 1, which electronics entrepreneur
tricks. The New York Sun printed an Dick Smith claimed he towed from
article claiming that astronomers Antarctica. The Australian Navy even
had discovered life on the moon. offered its help in mooring it. Eventu-
More articles appeared over the ally, when it started to rain, everyone
next few weeks, and the US was realised what it really was: just a barge
gripped by moon fever. covered in white plastic sheets, shav-
ing cream and firefighting foam.
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1980 Time Change
The BBC World Ser vice reported
that each of Big Ben’s four clock
faces would be changed to a digital
display, and its iconic hands would
be given away to the first four peo-
ple to call in. While most listeners
were shocked and angry, one Japa- 1959
nese seaman immediately called to Horse Laughs
claim his prize. US prankster and entertainer Alan
Abel dreamed up a campaign calling
1997 Killer Compound for animals to wear clothing, and the
The chemical compound dihydrogen Society for Indecency to Naked
monoxide (DHMO) is “colourless, Animals was created. SINA president
odourless and kills thousands of peo- ‘G. Clifford Prout’ promoted the
ple every year” through “accidental group’s catchy slogan: ‘A nude horse
is a rude horse’. Eventually, 50,000
inhalation”, read a widely circulated
concerned citizens signed its petition
email, calling for a ban. Furthermore,
– until it was discovered that Prout
it was now “a major component of was actually Buck Henry, an architect
acid rain” that’s “found in almost of modern American comedy.
every stream, lake and reservoir.” But
the controversy was soon cleared up:
DHMO is actually a rarely used chem-
ical name for water. 2007 Wired Waste
Google introduced TiSP (Toilet Inter-
1998 Burger Switch net Service Provider), which suppos-
Burger King announced it was intro- edly supplied free wireless broad-
ducing a new item: the Left-Hand- band via the sewer system. Users
ed Whopper, specially designed for would flush one end of a fibre-optic
southpaws. According to the com- cable down their toilet; an hour later,
pany, the new Whopper would have it would purportedly be recovered
the same ingredients as the original and connected to the internet by a
version, but all the condiments would team of ‘plumbing hardware dis-
be rotated 180 degrees, so that the patchers’. Chat rooms were filled
weight of the burger skewed to the with interested parties asking , “Can
left side. this be true?”
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SEE Turn
THEtheWORLD...
page ››
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64 april 2021
...DIFFERENTLY
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LAUGHTER
The Best Medicine
“Really?” he asked
sceptically. “And how
did you manage that?”
“The last time I went
to my doctor,” she
explained, “he asked
to see my licence. Then
he said, ‘You won’t be
needing this anymore,’
cut it up, and threw it
away. So I thanked him
and drove home!”
Planet Proctor Newsletter
Stringing Along
A piece of straight, clean
string goes into a bar and
“I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump.” orders a gin and tonic.
The barman serves the
drink, the string downs
it and walks out. Ten minutes later a
Advanced in Gears dirty, twisted, ragged piece of string
My neighbour was working in his walks into the bar.
garden when suddenly a car came “Are you that piece of string that
crashing through his hedge and was here ten minutes ago?” asks
ended up on his front lawn. He the barman.
C ARTOON: PAUL K ALES
rushed to help the driver, an elderly “No” replies the string. “I’m a frayed
lady. “You appear a bit old to be knot.” Seen on the internet
driving,” he said.
“I am!” she replied proudly. Know All the Answers
“I’m so old that I don’t even need a Don’t you hate it when someone
licence anymore.” answers their own questions? I do.
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Laughter
Running Joke
Sometimes I stay up so late that I
hear go-getters leaving for their
morning runs. It feels like the closest
thing to getting lapped in real life.
Seen on Reddit
HOPPY EASTER
Facing Liquidation
These Easter jokes are
I’m currently trying to sell a thermos
sure to make every bunny
with absolutely no capacity for any
laugh out loud.
liquid. It’s a tankless flask.
PAUL EGGLESTON, COMEDIAN What we tell our children 364 days
of the year: Do NOT eat anything
you find on the ground.
Easter: Go and search in the dirt
for chocolate a strange giant
bunny left for you, kids!
Q: What do you call an Easter
BIT OF A HOOT
egg from outer space?
A: Egg-stra terrestrial.
Two owls are playing in
Q: How do you make Easter easier?
the final of the Owl Pool A: Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’.
Championship. It comes
down to the last frame. Q: Why did the Easter Bunny
One of the owls is just about to have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept
play his shot, when his wing
quacking the eggs!
accidentally touches a ball.
“That’s two hits,” Q: What do you call a line of
says the other owl. rabbits jumping backwards?
“Two hits to who?” A: A receding hare-line.
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HUMOUR
BY Olivia Stren
68 april 2021
into his obsession with slime: we’d dangerously toxic activator called
made f luff y slime, galax y slime, borax.
clear-glue slime and retro Ghost- I n Ca nada, A ly ssa Jaga n, a n
busters slime-kit slime. For the (bliss- 18-year-old slimer from Toronto, just
fully) uninitiated, slime is a squishy, published her second slime book and
goo-like substance made from the claims 745,000 followers on Insta-
viscous marriage of polyvinyl acetate gram, where she posts “new satisfy-
glue, food colouring and some kind ing slime videos” every day.
of ‘activator’ – saline solution, laun- All of this to say that if slime clung
dry detergent, liquid starch – whose itself to my son’s imagination, he
chemical makeup transforms all the was on trend. But if it’s relaxing for
other ingredients into a slippery, many, it’s deeply anxiety inducing
malleable glob. If those for me – I have found it
ingredients are non-ne- PARENTHOOD encrusted on our couch
gotiable, others (glitter,
googly eyes, gummy
IS A CONTINUUM and adhered into the fi-
bres of our clothes (and
bears) can be tossed in OF PHASES, our lives). At the height
for a certain textural or AND THIS SLIME of what I can only call
aesthetic je ne sais quoi.
Slime was first de-
ONE WAS A Leo’s addiction, I no-
ticed my husband had
vised by Mattel in 1976 SINGULAR HELL glitter (a souvenir from
and sold in toy stores, t he w e e k end’s g a l-
but the real slimers make it at home. axy-slime enterprise) in his nostril.
Slime-making, I’ve read, can prove as When I pointed this out, he replied
relaxing for young children – a break that I had a fleck of it on my left eye-
from the pressures of, say, kinder- brow.
garten – as it is for their parents. The “It’s so beautiful!” my mum said in
substance’s popping, squishing and an enabling way during one visit, as
clicking noises, a sound the slime she spread out a glob of kaleidoscop-
community (yes, there is one) has ic slime. “It looks like Notre Dame’s
dubbed the ‘thwock’, are allegedly stained-glass rose windows!” I’m
soothing to the nervous system. all for appreciating beauty wherev-
In 2020, slime expanded into an er it may hide, but – and forgive the
economy, an artform and a culture, slime pun here – that seemed a bit of
with its inf luencers, trail blazers – a stretch.
and tragedies. An 11-year-old girl Parenthood is nothing if not a con-
from the US sustained second- and tinuum of phases, and this one was a
third-degree burns on her hands singular hell. Partly because I didn’t
in a DIY slime injury involving a want to deny my kid something that
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72 april 2021
PHOTOS: GET T Y IMAGES
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carriage, and due to its size, only its the entire building each night, a long,
tubes were able to be inserted through tedious task that also made his asth-
the windows. Nonetheless, Puffing Bil- ma flare. An inventor on the side, he
ly was the talk of the town and soon devised his own contraption using a
became a common sight around the broom handle, a tin soapbox, a sateen
streets of London, where it was em- pillowcase, and an electric motor he
ployed for some high-profile jobs, in- pulled out of a sewing machine, which
cluding cleaning Westminster Abbey powered a fan and a rotating brush.
for the coronation of King Edward VII While rough looking, the machine
and Queen Alexandra in 1902. did an impressive job of sucking up
By then, Booth’s device was be- dirt and blowing it out the back into
ing built right into the homes of the the attached pillowcase. Spangler
wealthy, in the form of a central vac- patented it in 1907 and quit his job,
uum. Due to their expense and size, opening the Electric Suction Sweep-
vacuums were limited to society’s er Company, with investors helping
upper crust. Everyone else had to him try to produce his invention.
deal with their own layers of crust But after buying 75 motors, obtain-
PHOTOS: GET T Y IMAGES
via more traditional means, while ing factory space and using his own
new patents across the world tried to house as collateral, Spangler was so
capitalise on Booth’s innovation. cash-strapped that he turned to his
As is often the case, the one who wealthy cousin Susan Hoover, wife
succeeded was driven by necessity. of successful leather goods manu-
Sixty-year-old Ohio department store facturer William Hoover.
janitor James Spangler had to clean Buying the patent from Spangler in
1908, Hoover hoovered money into 1978 was a lso t he year a man
marketing, research and develop- called James Dyson found himself
ment, redesigning the vacuum clean- dissatisfied with his vacuum clean-
er by placing it in a steel box and er’s sucking performance and real-
designing attachments for the hose. ised that his machine’s dust-clogged
He later added disposal filter bags bag was to blame. Having just built
and designed the first upright vacu- an industrial cyclone tower for his
um cleaner in 1926. The addition of building that used centrifugal force
door-to-door salesmen transformed to separate paint particles from the
Spangler’s invention air, he wondered if
into a business suc- the same could be
cess and the name done for a vacuum,
Hoover into one still and f ive years lat-
s y nony mou s w it h er, the first bagless
vac uu m i ng today. vacuum cleaner was
To t hink, if t hey’d born.
honoured Spangler HOOVER More recently, in
by keeping his name HOOVERED MONEY 2002, t he Roomba
in the business, we INTO MARKETING made its way i nto
might still be calling
the action of vacu-
AND RESEARCH circulation, tak ing
vacuuming into the
uming ‘spangling’, robot ic era. W hile
instead of ‘hoovering’. most of us t hought robot ic vac-
So how have vacuums changed uums would look like t he robot
since? Not a great deal, to be hon- cleaner Rosie from The Jetsons, the
est. They’ve gotten cleaner, thanks automatic vacuum was a sleek lit-
to the introduction of less porous tle circle that sashayed under seats
clot h bags in t he 1930s and t he and into small spaces, and has a
modern-day HEPA filters and bags. sensor to detect obstacles or sharp
There was that lovely invention of drops such as stairs. Current mod-
the button that sucked up the cord els also have a home base where
in one satisfying swoop, only occa- it can empty itself. Now that’s the
sionally taking out an ankle along kind of hands-off technology that
the way. At the same time, cords really changes the game of domes-
themselves started to become su- tic housework.
perf luous, culminating in Black Even with all these innovations,
and Decker’s 1975 cordless vacuum though, a vacuum of today still does
patent and the 1978 introduction of the job about as well as it’s done for
the Dustbuster. more than a century. It still sucks.
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HIGHWAY
TO THE
HEART
OF A CITY
78 april 2021
TRAVEL
C
FROM A AP
I
stories of his city. The music seems to
’m feeling smug. I’ve got plenty voice today’s pain in a country where
of time for check-in for my flight 30 per cent now live below the pover-
from Buenos Aires to Santiago ty line. I see a tiny part of it.
de Chile, and I’m looking for- Endless rows of shabby apart-
ward to kicking back with my book ment blocks burst with life. Dirty
in the bar. air-con units protrude from the ugly
Then confusion at the check-in buildings, a thankful relief for resi-
counter. “Senora, you are at the dents given most have no balconies.
wrong airport.” Teenagers loiter, looking bored and
“Que?” threatening.
I’m told I need to be at Aeroparque My own immediate problem takes
Jorge Newbery, in the city. I’m at the a back seat. By immersing me in his
Aeropuerto Internacional Ezeiza, 22 culture, Joaquin becomes my hero.
kilometres to the south. Thank goodness I mi xed up my
I panic. I have just over two hours airports.
until departure. In peak-hour traf- “What’s happened to Argentina?” I
fic, my airport is an hour and a half ask. We didn’t see places like this on
across town. I race to the taxi rank. my half-day city tour.
Enter Joaquin, my insightful hero. I hear about rising living costs, un-
Even though I’m moving, my pan- employment, inflation and corrup-
ic’s still in high gear. So is Joaquin: tion. We were told by our guide that
we’re whizzing along nature strips, during Argentina’s golden years, it was
inching between buses and cutting the fifth richest country in the world.
onto freeways. I might end up a sta- “It’s the government. But we have
tistic, but I may just make it. a new one now,” says Joaquin. All
Oblivious to my chaos, Joaquin hopes are on the new president to
turns on the radio. The soundtrack turn things around.
of the city bursts incongruously from But Joaquin seems jaded, resigned,
the speakers. helpless. I turn the conversation
Tango may have a happy name but around. “Do you dance the tango?”
it’s beautiful and unspeakably sad. “Sometimes,” he says, “to forget
Created by immigrants in the city’s the day, forget problems. Portenos
working-class slums in the early love to dance. Tango is a connection,
19th century, the mournful tones it brings people close.”
and distressed lyrics cry of struggle He’s smiling as we pull up at the
and pain. Aeroparque. My insightful hero flicks
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Highway to the Heart of the City
M
through the streets of Honolulu. “I
y friend Richard and I know a back way,” he says with a
need to get to Honolu- smile. “We get there no worries!”
lu Inter nat iona l, a nd Taxi drivers know their cities like
thanks to an unexpected the intimacy of a lover.
sleep-in, we need to fit a 45-minute From the way he glides around the
taxi ride into 20 minutes. coarse streets of Honolulu, the Man
We need a hero. Without Fear seems an experienced
Enter the Man Without Fear. and confident one.
He may have arrived at the taxi He’s still smiling when we tear
rank like a cool summer breeze, but around a corner to the back of a
once we explain our situation, the very long line of traffic. Beside us,
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Queensland
grazier Bob
Elliott holding
the fossils of
the newly discovered
pterosaur. Above right:
An artist’s impression
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SCIENCE
BY David Levell
W
eeding along War- hot day for the time of year, only
doo Creek was just 36 degrees Celsius or so.
one of grazier Bob Bob’s task involved spraying burr
Elliott’s many jobs w ith weed-k iller while driving a
on B e l mont s t a- quad bike along the dry creek bed,
tion, his vast, 18,000-hectare sheep and pulling it out by hand in parts too
and cattle propert y on the west- narrow for vehicle access. Expecting
ern Queensland plains, about 100 a solid day’s work, he packed lunch
kilometres from the nearest town, as well as ‘smoko’ (morning tea).
Winton. One day in April 2017 he set But drought meant far less burr than
off early – about 7am – to drive the usual; by 11.30am he’d finished a
15 kilometres from his homestead job that normally took two or three
to the creek. It wasn’t a particularly days. So he decided to do what he
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often did in spare moments – fossick the Pleistocene (Ice Ages) epoch, but
for fossils. that didn’t sit right. It was heavier than
Finding dinosaur bones is some- any Pleistocene fossil he’d handled
thing of a family tradition at Belmont. before. In fact, it was completely filled
Bob’s parents, David and Judy Elliott, in with rock.
found their first fossil here in 1999, And it wasn’t a sauropod. Bones of
and then founded the district’s Aus- those long-necked, elephant-dwarfing
tralian Age of Dinosaurs Museum dinosaurs had turned up on Belmont
(AAOD). Bob and his brother Harry several times over the years, including
grew up on a sheep farm that dou- a find of his (nicknamed Judy after
bled as a centre for palaeontologi- his mum) due to be excavated over
cal discovery, regularly hosting digs. the coming winter. This was clearly a
Naturally Bob and Harry caught the smaller creature. Bob was getting very
dinosaur bug too, and often went interested. What could it be?
fossil-hunting with their parents. The Bob soon began spotting smaller
boys soon devel- pieces nearby. Be-
oped keen eyes for PTEROSAURS – fore leaving, he no-
telling bone from
stone.
WINGED REPTILES ticed a larger piece
about four metres
That part of War- – RULED THE away. Palm-sized, it
doo Creek had al- SKIES FOR 160 bore a pointed oval
w a y s i n t e re s t e d MILLION YEARS toot h, about t wo
them, but the family centimetres long. A
had never found an- closer look revealed
ything there. Its flat siltstone deposits two more teeth.
bore prehistoric ripple marks from a A piece of jaw, Bob realised instant-
shallow lake, or the long-gone inland ly. After marking the site, he took the
sea bordering the area millions of jaw home and looked up all he could
years ago. online. The tooth’s shape had Bob
Figuring he might find a shell, or a assuming it was from a fish-eater,
scrap of bone, the 28-year-old grazier maybe a crocodile or plesiosaur (ex-
climbed out of the creek channel and tinct long-necked marine reptile). But
looked for 20 minutes along a ridge. crocodile teeth are typically thicker,
Looking back towards the creek, his so he leaned towards a plesiosaur – a
eye caught a white piece of rock, about creature never found locally before.
the size of an average knife-handle. A few days later he drove the jaw-
That’s no sheep bone, he thought. bone to the AAOD where his dad
That’s fossil! worked, on a forested mesa just out-
At first he took it for something from side Winton. Together, Bob, David,
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A Dragon on the Farm
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team collected most of
the pieces in two days,
though five weeks were
spent on site bet ween
May a nd Aug u st . A l l
the dirt was saved and
then painstakingly sift-
ed through, a job taking
several months.
AAOD lab technician
Ali Calvey prepared the
bones – removing at-
tached stone – and Adele
settled into the patient
work of piecing fragments
Adele with the painstakingly reconstructed together. Her scientific de-
Ferrodraco lentoni jaw with spike-shaped teeth scription involved naming
the new creature. Wanting
graduate, she had been working as something both scientifically suitable
an AAOD tour guide for about a year. and easy for kids to say, Adele came
Her academic focus was prehistoric up with Ferrodraco lentoni – Lenton’s
insects preserved in amber, but her Iron Dragon. ‘Ferrodraco’ reflects
career was about to fly in another di- the oft-noted resemblance of ptero-
rection. David offered her the job of saurs to winged dragons of folklore
scientifically describing the new find. and heraldry, and the ironstone that
Leaping at the opportunity, she took filled this dragon’s hollow bones. The
on a new PhD topic: pterosaur fossils rest salutes Graham Lenton, Winton’s
from eastern Australia. ex-mayor, a staunch supporter and
Adele’s first task was to comb the friend of AAOD. His death just six
creek for any more bits and pieces. months after Bob’s discovery made
With only a year of lab and field expe- the tribute especially timely and pop-
rience at AAOD, she suddenly found ular locally. The fossil had already
herself helping to run a dig. been given his nickname, ‘Butch’.
It was a steep learning curve. Some The results, published just over
things just weren’t taught at univer- t wo years later in October 2019,
sity – such as finding the upper jaw caused a worldwide sensation. Adele
tip broken up, yet fixed in place by was besieged with media and her
grass tussock roots. Plagued by flies scientific paper was one of the most
and the dr y winter heat, a small read that year.
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HALF-CROCODILE
about 145 to 66 mil- But t he E n g l i s h
lion years ago. connection points
Only a mid-size CREATURE, A to Ferrodraco, or
pterosaur, Ferrodra- at least an ances-
co was still quite
FLYING FISH-EATER tor, being capable
a monster, almost of long-d ist a nce
twice as big as most pelicans with a overseas migration.
four-metre wingspan exceeding that of Now engaged to Harry, Adele is
any living creature. It probably played still investigating Ferrodraco’s place
an albatross’s role in the food chain. in the pterosaur family tree, and
Imagine a half-bat, half-crocodile more surprises are sure to come.
creature, a flying fish-eater soaring She’s put those other prehistoric fli-
on air currents above the southern ers – insects in amber – on hold
shores of a long-vanished sea. West- while her burgeoning palaeontology
ern Queensland wasn’t dry plains career soars on dragon wings. Fer-
country back then; it was lush forest rodraco has now roosted perma-
and swamp. And it was much further nently at AAOD, on display along-
south, about where Victoria’s south side local dinosaur discoveries. And
coast is now situated – an effect of Bob? He’s still out there on the fam-
continental drift. ily farm, taking care of business and
Were pterosaurs able to fly across – as always – keeping an expert eagle
oceans, like albatrosses? Scientific eye out for fossils.
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90 april 2021
FIRST PERSON
Next-Door
Strangers
BY Karen Stiller
M
y kitchen window is above my sink.
The washer of dishes and rinser of
celery and lettuce can look out and
imagine doing other, better things.
Our window looks into the kitch-
en window of our neighbour’s house, so close to
ours. Our houses are old soldiers in a row, shoul-
der to shoulder on a worn out street.
PHOTO BY JESSICA DEEKS
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head and striped sweater emerge. into the guys in the driveway some-
Then I see them, standing at the sink, times as we walked our dogs, so the
leaning in and down, washing a dish notes had already started to feel a
or rinsing a tomato. I am startled little silly. What if my notes were
every time. a chore to them, and not a charm?
Though I don’t know these men, What if I was less like a mother, and
on the first Saturday of the first more like an annoying weirdo?
weekend of the COVID-19 lockdown So, I stopped. About a week later,
I still wanted to be a good neighbour. my dog, Dewey, was barking at their
I made a sign that said, ‘Have a nice dog in our backyards. I saw one of the
day’, and stuck it on my kitchen win- guys when I went out to shush him.
dow, with a smiley face. A while later “Sorry, we didn’t find a poem,” he
that day, they taped up a sign on their said. “We meant to,” he added, “And
window with a message then we never did.”
for us. None of “That’s okay,” I re-
‘Thank you. You too!’ plied. “DEWEY. SHUT
We went on like this
the old UP!” And we both went
for a few days, back tricks work. back inside.
and forth, like an echo,
and I thought of how
We can’t It is so hard to know
what it means to be a
this would be a nice show up at good neighbour these
story for us all: how we the door or days. None of the old
communicated by signs tricks work. We can’t
throughout the whole drop off show up and knock on
pandemic – every sin- muffins a door, or even lend
gle day! – and moved t h i ngs. I’ve t houg ht
from strangers at the beginning, to about baking muffins and dropping
such good friends by the end. them off, but that feels illegal.
“Mum, you’re so cool,” my 21-year Going for walks make me sad,
old daughter said. or mad. I like what walks do for my
Somewhere around Day 5, I po- health, but not what they do to my
sitioned Beaker the Muppet in the heart. I hate veering away from peo-
window, and they met him with a ple, like we are all infected. It’s de-
cute stuffed dog. Then, I raised the pressing, and we avoid my favourite
bar much too high with a fragment blocks in my neighbourhood. It’s
of a Mary Oliver poem about spring, just too crowded with other veering,
and that was the end of that. Maybe I lurching people.
was showing off. How do I love thee neighbour, like
By this time, I was also running I’m supposed to? Love should pull in,
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Next -Door Strangers
not push out. Love takes risks, not the world wars, a depression and the
side road to avoid a crowd. Love drops Spanish Flu – have now heard me
off casseroles and attends funerals, al- yell. That’s OK. Love is loud.
ways. Love is best and easiest in per- After this is all over, I have decid-
son, up close and brightly lit, not hid- ed I will finally have our neighbours
den in the shadows. And sick people from both sides, the left and the right,
are for visiting, not avoiding. over for dinner. I will pack our house
I can’t love like I’ve been taught. with neighbours. We will sit on the
We are all just stumbling along. couch together. I can’t be a neigh-
So, like everyone I guess, I have bour now, as I’d like to, but I can be
been turning in, instead, and caring a neighbour then. We will all have
for my family with roast chicken and lived through this together. The pan-
pineapple crumble and quite a few demic might have knitted us together
frittatas, as it has turned out. like an old worn sock, even after it’s
Being only and always with my over – because it is finally over.
family means that kind of love is also I will write this invitation on a piece
stretched and challenged. There is of paper, and stick it on my kitchen
no question that our neighbours on window for them to read, for old, bad
the other side, with whom we share time’s sake. Maybe we can have a little
the thin walls of our semi-detached laugh together about how we tried to
120-year-old house – a house that be kind, even during a time when we
has stood and not fallen through two didn’t really know how.
Beatle Armour
A species of beetle – aptly named ‘diabolical ironclad beetle’ – can
withstand bird pecks, animal stomps and even being rolled over
by a Toyota Camry. Now scientists are studying what the bug’s
crush-resistant shell could teach them about designing stronger
planes and buildings. “This beetle is super tough,” said Purdue
University civil engineer Pablo Zavattieri, who was among a
group of researchers that ran over the insect with a car as part of
a new study. Analyses of microscope images, 3-D printed models
and computer simulations revealed the secrets to its strength.
It has an unusual armour that is layered and pieced together like
a jigsaw, according to the study published in Nature.
And its design, they say, could help inspire more durable
structures and vehicles. AP
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SUGAR SAMMY, COMEDIAN
It’s a discipline –
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TO LEARN.
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SHAD, HIP-HOP ARTIST CHAMPION TENNIS PL AYER
94 april 2021
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G E T T Y I M AG E S: I L LU S T R AT I O N BY M A R I A A M A D O R
Adjusting over time
will help you stay
thinner – and
healthier
BY Courtenay Smith
96 april 2021
D
anielle Payton’s metab- medication for PCOS (metformin/
olism was a mystery for spironolactone), which seems to help
most of her adult life. keep her weight in check. It took her
When she was 18, she four years, but Payton ultimately lost
weighed 75 kilograms, about 41 kilos and now is fairly steady
which made little sense at 55 kilos. “Mentally, I am tough-
to the 160-centimetre high school er because of this process of stand-
shot-put champion. “I was a very ing up for my body and figuring out
healthy eater – coming from a fam- what worked for me,” she says. “No
ily of pescatarians and vegetarians one knows your body like you do, and
– and an athlete, and I couldn’t lose a listening to your body is crucial.”
single kilogram,” says Payton. Most of us have heard that a good
Just before universit y, she was metabolism is the golden ticket to
diagnosed with polycystic ovar y weight loss, but that seriously un-
syndrome (PCOS), which causes derplays metabolism’s role in our
imbalances in the hormones that bodies and in our health. Simply
regulate both the reproductive sys- put, metabolism is the energy used
tem and metabolism. by the physical process-
That solved part of the
mystery – women with
KEEPING YOUR es that keep us alive. We
burn up to 80 per cent of
P C O S a r e pr one t o BODY RUNNING daily kilojoules while at
weight gain. But Payton EFFICIENTLY rest (referred to as basal,
continued to struggle.
By the time she turned
MIGHT BE or resting, metabolism)
by breathing, digesting,
24, she weighed 95 kilo- EASIER THAN maintaining circulation,
grams and had devel- YOU THINK and more. But while that
oped prediabetes. Her fact inspires compari-
search for a solution sons of your metabolism
became more focused and urgent. to a fire-burning furnace, it’s really
“I had to find food and exercise that more like a busy city transit system,
worked for my body,” says Payton, an delivering the right mix of chemicals
online fitness and wellness expert. to the right cells at the right times to
For her, that meant giving up pro- extract energy from food and keep
cessed and fried foods, eating more your body running seamlessly.
animal protein, doing short daily That’s why the first sign of a trou-
bouts of walking (30 minutes) and bled metabolism may be the faltering
strength training (five to 15 minutes), of one of these systems manifesting
and taking a probiotic supplement. as rising insulin, cholesterol, triglyc-
She also takes doctor-prescribed eride levels or fat deposits around
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98 april 2021
Fine-Tune Your Metabolism
method (eat about 25 per cent of that over a year, increasing your water
usual kilojoules two days a week). consumption by two cups a day could
Ask your doctor first. Trying it even burn an extra 2.2 kilograms. Since
once or twice may jump-start other much of the increase in metabolic
healthy habits. rate is due to the body’s efforts to heat
the liquid, make sure the water you’re
TRACK YOUR drinking is icy cold.
WATER INTAKE WITH
RUBBER BANDS FEED YOUR GUT
Try this easy system: in the morning, “Healthy gut bacteria optimise your
put five rubber bands on your wrist. metabolism by helping your body
Every time you drink 475 ml of wa- extract nutrients from your diet
ter, take off a band and put it on the more effectively,” says nutritionist
bottle. German researchers found Amy Gorin. A daily serving of pro-
that metabolic rate jumped by 30 biotic-rich foods such as yoghurt,
per cent for up to 40 minutes in 14 kefir and unpasteurised sauerkraut
volunteers after they drank 475 ml might help, though so far studies
of water. The researchers estimated have been inconclusive on the total
benefits. Yoghurt has an added ad-
vantage – dairy foods may lower the
risk of metabolic disorder, according
to an analysis in the British Journal of
Nutrition. Preliminary studies have
found that some probiotic strains
help with weight loss (Lactobacillus
rhamnosus) and body fat reduction
(Lactobacillus amylovorus). “Ask your
healthcare provider about a probiotic
supplement,” recommends Gorin.
QUASH CRAVINGS
WITH PROTEIN
A number of well-documented stud-
ies show that high-protein diets may
help adults lose weight while main-
taining lean muscle mass (one of
the main drivers of a naturally high
kilojoule burn), according to a 2020
analysis in Nutrition. Protein also
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Hairy Situation
“I WANT MUMMY TO CUT MY HAIR,” my six year old yelled,
at once exercising his bodily autonomy and exhibiting absolutely
dismal decision-making skills. ARIANNA BR ADFORD
INFORMATION
In our social media age,
we have constant access
to global news cycles and
information at the touch of a
button. But what effect is this
constant connection having
on our mental health?
SHAHED EZAYDI investigates
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H E N E W S I S E V E R Y- viewing figures, as people turned to
WHERE. It’s on our TV authority figures for up-to-date infor-
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Funny Bones
If I were an X-ray technician, after I
took the first X-ray I’d say, “OK, now
let’s do a goofy one.” BROTI GUPTA
BY DESIGN
I was browsing in the men’s
FAST TALKERS department at Neiman
Some of the more creative Marcus in New York when
justifications for speeding that a knitted black designer
police officers have encountered. blazer caught my eye.
◆ “I wasn’t speeding. I just got a Although the tag said it
haircut and it makes me look fast.” was on sale, it still cost more
◆ “My accelerator is broken and than I cared to spend.
it always goes this fast, no matter Tempting fate, I tried it on.
what.” Just then, a saleswoman
◆ “I have a cold, and when I cough, appeared.
my foot mashes the pedal.” “It fits you perfectly,”
policeone.com
she said.
“Yes,” I said, “but I really
don’t need it.”
Without missing a beat,
she replied, “We don’t sell
things that people need.”
JOE CAPUTO IN THE NEW YORK TIMES
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NATURE
IF
TREES
COULD
TALK
THIS IS
WHAT SIX
OF THEM
WOULD SAY
BY Diana Thomas
AND Zoë Meunier
P H O T O , P R E V I O U S S P R E A D : C H R I S T O P H E K I C I A K /A L A M Y S T O C K P H O T O
all equal? Non! The French oak alone clothing and ... I will not debase my
possesses a special elegance, glory honour by saying more.
and savoir-vivre. And of all French Ah, but an even greater torment
trees, I am the oldest, the wisest and befell me more than 650 years lat-
the most long-suffering. er, when I was struck by lightning.
Some humans believe I was plant- Mon Dieu, the agony! That bolt shot
ed in the time of the Emperor Charle- through me like a giant axe, splitting
magne, some 1200 years ago. Others, me in two and hollowing my trunk.
however, date me to 911 CE, when I was barely alive. Some villagers
Normandy itself was created from the wanted to chop me down. But the lo-
land given to Rollo, a Viking raider, cal priest and abbot said, no, my sur-
by King Charles the Simple of France. vival was a miracle. In 1696, they cre-
There are impudent scientists who ated a shrine to the Virgin Mary within
maintain that I am only 800 years my trunk and then built a chapel at the
old. Zut alors! I ask you, if I am a mere top, reached by a staircase attached to
seedling of 800, why can I remember my poor, battered body.
meeting Rollo’s great-great-great- Frankly, I found the structure un-
grandson William of Normandy, dignified and inelegant. It almost
the one they call ‘the Conqueror’, in cost me my life during the French
1035? William was a big strong lad Revolution of 1789, when a gang of
date scientifically proven in 2016 by did, as did the kingdom of the Visig-
Professor José Penetra Louzada. oths who succeeded them.
Consider that, you humans, with Next came the Arabs: proud, hawk-
your lives so brief that they seem nosed, with sharp eyes and scim-
to me barely longer than a mayfly’s itars as sharp as the talons of the
flicker of existence. When I was in my hunting falcons they treasured so
infancy, the prophet Moses lived and dearly. Their kingdom of Al-Andalus
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don’t know how old I am. Let’s just us while the surrounding forest was
say that when my grove of pines was reduced to ash.
discovered in the Wollemi Nation- Are you getting the gist of how im-
al Park in 1994, I was compared to portant I am? Basically, my siblings
finding a living dinosaur. Fossil ev- and I – and there are less than 200 of
idence indicates my ancestors exist- us – are the only Wollemi pines that
ed between 200 and 100 million years exist in the wild, although we’ve now
ago and that I was once spread right been propagated in nurseries. I’m so
across Australia. My existing crop of sacred that my exact location is kept
brothers and sisters could be up to a secret. If everyone knew where I
100,000 years old. Yeah, you heard lived, they’d flock to have a gander at
right. I wish I could be more exact, me, and contamination from patho-
but at my age you start to get a bit gens they would bring in could be the
hazy on the details. end of me.
Speaking of hazy, things really Yeah, you humans have a lot to an-
heated up around here at the end of swer for, but you did save my life, so
2019. You probably heard, my coun- I owe you. Still, it’ll be interesting to
WO L L EM I PI N E - CO U R E S T Y J O H N S PEN C ER/N S W N AT I O N A L PA R K S A N D W I L D L I FE
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IL CASTAGNO DEI
CENTO CAVALLI
(HUNDRED-HORSE CHESTNUT)
MOUNT ETNA, SICILY
“You thought Luciano Pavarotti was
big? Ha! When I was measured in
1780, which seems like only yesterday
when you’re 4000 years old, my total
circumference was 57.9 metres. Not
that they had metres then, of course,
so let us just say ‘sixty paces’. Enough
to give me a Guinness World Record Sicily’s Hundred-Horse Chestnut was
for ‘Greatest Tree Girth Ever’, that’s a shelter for royalty in its time
for sure.
I admit my body is essentially a was a very special lady. She was also
ring of many separate trunks. In fact, a loyal wife, for in 1485 she began a
I almost look like a grove of different regal journey around southern Italy
trees. In the middle of the circle there and Sicily, encouraging her husband’s
is enough room for buildings, which subjects to remain loyal to their king.
have been erected at various times in To ensure her safety, and impress the
my life. But every single trunk springs people, she was accompanied by a
from the same roots. They are all me. retinue of 100 knights, all mounted
And I can claim to be the oldest chest- on fine horses. One day, their jour-
nut tree in the world. ney took them to the slopes of Mount
So, how did I get my name? Ah, Etna, where I grow.
that’s a story ... My heroine is Queen Queen Giovanna wished to see
Giovanna (Joanna). Mamma mia, che the top of the mighty volcano. But
bella donna! on the way to the summit a terrible
Giovanna was the daughter of King storm broke out and she and her
John II of Aragon and wife of King knights were forced to seek shelter. So
Ferdinand I of Naples. When Giovan- great was the expanse of my myriad
na married Ferdinand, her father gave branches, that the queen and all her
her a dowry of 100,000 gold florins. men were able to find shelter beneath
Her new husband gave her land and them. Minstrels sang ballads about
towns from across his kingdom. that day, poets composed verses, and
They were married by Rodrigo Bor- so I acquired my name.
gia, who would become Pope Alex- That was just one day. There have
ander VI. Giovanna, you will gather, been more than 1,460,000 others.”
to stand today, and with my age esti- infects. At times, my walking tracks
mated to be between 1250 and 2000 have been closed as the threat of die-
years, I’m not overstating the matter back draws near. And still, foolish men
to say that I am nothing less than the have tried to trespass to bask in my
physical representation of the Ma–ori glory, while simultaneously threaten-
world. As legend tells, at the dawn of ing my life. Will they ever learn?”
the world, my siblings and I lived in
the darkness between our coupled
parents Ranginui (the sky father) and
Papatuanuku (the Earth mother). I
separated my parents, and in doing
so, allowed light and life to begin and
flourish. No biggie.
In fact, as visitors walk down the
wooded gangway into the rainforest
of Waipoua and are confronted by my
enormity, they are frequently brought
to tears. Oh, did I mention my size?
I stand 51.5 metres tall and have a
girth of 18.8 metres. Try hugging me
and you will not get very far. But scale
aside, it is the atmosphere that per-
vades my whole region that evokes
such an emotional response in all who
behold me – an energy, a life force,
something intangible yet deeply felt.
All Kauri trees are considered a
At 51.5 metres high, New Zealand’s Tāne
taonga (highly treasured) by Kiwis, Mahuta truly is the ‘God of the forest’
especially Ma–ori, who see the health
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HARP
SEAL
NURSERY
Atlantic seal pups depend on this
beautiful – and dangerous – world
of ice for their survival
Story and photographs by Jennifer Hayes
F R O M N AT I O N A L G E O G R A P H I C
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W
H E N YOU WA L K Then I hear the distant chorus of
on s e a ic e, it ’s infant cries and I stand still, listening.
easy to forget that It’s a precious moment that I want to
there’s an ocean appreciate fully before I pull out my
below you. This cameras. I catch a slight movement in
frozen world is stripped down to es- a ridge of snow ahead – a gentle and
sentials: impossibly blue sky, bright clumsy wave of a tiny flipper. I see a
sun bouncing off fresh snow, wind pup nestled inside a small snow cave
that vibrates like a cello, whiteness moulded by body heat and move-
all around. ment, protected from the wind. Its
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T
H E M AGDA L E N ISL A N DS
are an archipelago of islets
resembling ships at anchor
in the Gulf of St Lawrence.
I had been here in 2011 for a story
about the gulf’s marine ecosystem.
The boat we boarded then to meet
the seals was a steel-hulled fishing –
and seal-hunting – vessel.
Magdalen Islanders have fished
and hunted seals off these shores
since the 1600s. It’s a controversial
tradition that continues with strict
quotas and regulations. The hunting
of ‘whitecoats’, which refers to the
soft, fluffy white fur newborn seals
have until three weeks old is illegal.
There has also been a substantial de-
cline in the number of seals harvest- Mother and pup establish
ed due to decreasing market price kinship with a nose-to-nose
and unfavourable ice conditions. kiss of recognition
“Given the market situation for hunt-
ing products,” our guide, Mario Cyr,
told me, “ecotourism and observation
tours are the best alternative for most then to put on a dry suit and mask,
boat owners and hunters.” and snorkel and slide into their world
After two days of searching, the with a camera.
boat’s captain nosed the vessel into Life at the edge of the patch can
a patch of sea ice supporting a herd be a busy place, with mothers com-
of more than 10,000 seals. We drifted ing and going beneath a dark-blue
with the ice over several days. cathedral of ice pierced by shafts of
It was extraordinary to pull on light, apprehensive whitecoats peer-
crampons and walk among this gath- ing into the sea considering their first
ering of pulsating life on the ice and swim, and veterans gliding about
and exploring their new ocean world. nudged both her pup and me out of
The 2011 assignment was a pho- harm’s way.
tographic success, and it gifted me I was st i l l processi ng t h is as
with a life-changing moment. On our ship headed to port ahead of
our last day, as I floated respectfully a low-pressure system. The storm
near a mother seal and her pup, an tore across the gulf, whipping it to
aggressive male seal nipped at my froth. By the time we made shore,
ankles and scrabbled over my back, we learnt that the sea ice had disin-
pushing me below the surface. The tegrated beneath the herd and the
mother seal fought him off and then pups had been lost.
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T
HE STOR M had made my and a Japanese photographer and
encounter with the mother guide celebrating his 30th year with
seal bittersweet and I knew the seals. There’s a young lady who
we were now facing a new brought her toy seal from childhood,
truth – that the world of ice was as and a 20-something man who slept
fragile as a dream. The realisation in his car and ate canned goods after
galvanised my resolve to return each spending his last dollar for the sea-
year that ice conditions would allow, son’s final helicopter ride. Passion
to track the harp seals’ lives and con- and curiosity brought them all here
nect others with these creatures and to learn and grow.
their diminishing realm. Before my snorkelling encoun-
Fast for ward to 2019. The boat ter w it h t he protec t ive mot her
charter for our annual visit to the and her pup, I was a sceptic about
seal-nursery was cancelled; the fish- human-wildlife interactions. But I
ing boats were ‘iced in’. But it was now accept that sometimes things
looking like a good year for seals, so happen when we least expect it.
we joined a helicopter ecotourism Biologists can point out why a tes-
trip that takes travellers over the pack tosterone-f uelled male seal was
ice during seal pup season, landing compelled to challenge me while I
only if conditions are safe. was swimming with his potential
That’s how I find myself watching mate. But they cannot easily explain
a pup nursing, as its mother soaks up why a mother seal would push me to
the warm sun. As I walk back towards safety with her pup.
the helicopters, I see a girl sitting I don’t need explanations. I just
quietly next to a chubby whitecoat embrace it.
staring back at her. Other travellers
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entine’s Day date, a cancer patient, ©2019 BY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
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THE
BY Eva Holland
I L LU S T R AT I O N S BY CO R N EL I A L I
I L LU S T R AT I O N S: PL A N E A N D C LO U DS M A R I A A M A D O R
They sat by the open doorway, and the world’s smallest, a tiny collection
Matthew and I bumped fists as the of soft, rolling dunes surrounded by
little Cessna rattled its way down the snow-etched mountains and boreal
gravel runway. Matthew looked elat- forest.
ed. I knew I was supposed to be ex- Every summer, a skydiving outfit
cited, too, but I couldn’t get there. For based in British Columbia caravans
the moment, I existed in a bubble of up here for a couple of weeks and of-
cold calm. That, I figured, was pref- fers locals the chance to jump out of
erable to the likely alternative: wild, a plane, plummet through free fall,
hair-tearing panic. deploy a parachute and eventually
I’d tried to work on my fear of land in the forgiving embrace of the
heights over the years, but the mat- tiny patch of sand.
ter never seemed urgent. Then, in The pro sk ydivers live by t he
February 2016, during a weekend of airstrip, just outside the village,
ice climbing with friends in British for the duration. The vibe of their
potent physical fears were of heights, that any of our backup devices will
speed and falling. And there was function properly, and we certainly do
nothing, I figured, that combined all not guarantee that you won’t get hurt.
three as effectively as skydiving. My You may get hurt or killed, even if you
notion was to take a blitzkrieg ap- do everything correctly.”
proach to facing my fears. I would The form did nothing to calm me
force myself to do the scariest thing down. I signed my name and handed
I could think of, in a full sensory as- it over. With the paperwork complet-
sault on my fear response, and if I ed, there was nothing much left to do
came out the other side, I would be but wait my turn – and stew.
changed. Empowered. That was the When the Cessna was ready for
idea. So far, I just felt sick and scared. us, Barry showed me how we would
Barr y introduced us first-time enter and exit. The plane was tiny,
jumpers to the gear we’d be using, and when we launched ourselves
how the various safety mechanisms through its low doorway, we would
worked, and informed me that if I be harnessed together. There was a
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careful protocol to follow. I’d pictured Somewhere on the way up, shiv-
us stepping out of a full-height door- ering with cold and fear, I noticed
way, or even a yawning garage-style something: I wasn’t sweating. I had
opening, like in the movies. But the expected to be clammy with fear-
small plane, plus our joined bodies, sweat, but instead I was bone dry.
demanded an awkward crouch-and- Perspiration was on my mind be-
roll. For some reason, the sheer im- cause I’d recently heard about a sci-
possibility of the manoeuvre – really, entific study that used the sweat of
I was going to tandem-somersault first-time skydivers to answer a single
out of a tiny opening in midflight – question: can humans smell fear?
calmed me down. This couldn’t be We’ve long known that animals
real. It seemed like a joke. can ‘smell’ fear on each other, al-
though in casual, non-scientific con-
THEN, SUDDENLY, IT WAS TIME. I versation, we tend to talk about it in
pulled on my fluorescent jumpsuit, terms of predators smelling fear on
helmet and goggles and got cinched their prey. That’s a misunderstand-
into my harness. I faced the camera, ing of the phenomenon. What hap-
declared my intentions and climbed pens is that prey animals unknow-
into the plane. ingly emit what are known as alarm
We were airborne, rising up above pheromones: airborne chem ical
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inhaled sweat taken from a stressed faces, as potential threats. But when
or fearful person, their amygdala they inhaled the fear-sweat, subjects
was activated. In a secondary proce- reacted strongly to the whole range
dure, they had also shown that what of faces, from those with neutral ex-
was happening wasn’t about smell, pressions to ambiguously angry to
exactly. Our noses can’t distinguish clearly angry.
between fear-sweat and everyday The suggestion, the researchers
exercise-sweat, but our brains react wrote, was that the fear-sweat trig-
differently to the two. That’s what’s gered the brain to create a sort of
known as a chemosensory reaction: heightened vigilance in the subjects,
the pheromones in the fear-sweat a greater attention to the environ-
trigger our emotional, not our olfac- ment around them.
tory, sensors. We can, indeed, ‘smell’ fear on
Then they took it one step further. each other. And that chemical alert
The researchers hooked another system prepares our brains to react
group of test subjects up to an elec- to incoming threats.
troencephalogram (EEG) machine. W hen we spoke, I asked Muji-
Basically, an EEG lets researchers ca-Parodi why she had chosen sky-
see which parts of the brain are re- diving as a way to gather the fear-
acting to a given stimulus. Once they sweat she needed. “Skydiving was
were wired and ready, the subjects a way to induce actual danger in a
were exposed to both fear-sweat and way that was also ethically sound
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the one plummeting was, he as- 37 seconds of free fall. Once I got
sured me, one of the coolest parts of started, I couldn’t seem to stop. My
a jump. But I had no desire to watch voice got hoarse, my throat raw. I
the Earth and the sky spin around kept yelling. Dimly, over the sound
me. I kept my eyes shut hard until I of my own swearing, I heard Barry
could feel that Barry had stabilised say something about our chute, then
us in free fall. a force seemed to pluck at us from
I felt him tap me on the shoulder, above – not a hard jerk, but now my
then again, and yell something in feet were dangling below me and I
my ear, and I peeled my hands off could feel my weight pushing down
the harness handles and thrust my on the crotch straps of my harness.
arms out wide, like I was supposed I stopped yelling. Barry reached for-
to. I tried to think about arcing my ward and offered me the straps that
body into a slight bow: feet together, controlled the parachute, to let me
head up, my belly pointing the way steer. It took me a couple of tries to put
down. I stared at the ground rushing my shaking hands through the loops,
up at us, and suddenly I opened my and I was too weak to pull effectively.
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To be honest, I’d
rather read about
cleaning a house
than actually doing
it. There is, however,
encouragement to be
found from the creators
of this popular Facebook
group, who share
cleaning tips. This book
Chatter: catalogues everything Secret and Special
The Voice in Our from odour-banishing Will Davies
Head, Why It Matters, recipes to room-by-
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and How to Harness It room cleaning and
dealing with unexpected The author of Somme
Ethan Kross guests when your house Mud and Beneath Hill 60
VERMILION is a mess. The advice brings to light the untold
For many of us, the silent here is: swiftly light a story of the Z Special
conversations we have scented candle, close Unit and Operations,
with ourselves can lead bedroom doors, check and the extraordinary
to negativity that can the bathroom, and hide feats this secret
harm work performance, dirty dishes in the oven. military reconnaissance
damage relationships M.Egan unit undertook in
and contribute to mental Southeast Asia during
and physical illness. World War II. The unit
Although the author included Australian,
is a leading academic British, Dutch, New
in the science of self- Zealand, Timorese
control, his language and Indonesian
is accessible, with operatives, and
interesting case studies carried out 81 covert
(including himself). The missions, including
tools he shares include guerilla warfare and
reframing experiences amphibious attacks
and learning how to by canoe on Japanese
positively motivate our ships in Singapore
inner voices. M.Egan Harbour. M.Egan
Fiction
Healthy Keto Air Dead Letters
Fryer Cookbook Michael Brissenden
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From award-winning
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A keto diet is basically and political reporter
a diet low in carbs and Michael Brissenden,
high in the right kinds Dead Letters is a thriller
of fat that enable you centred around politics.
to use your body fat Counter-terrorism
instead of carbs or expert Sid Allen is
protein for energy. And investigating the
an air fryer is exactly death of a politician. A
what its name imples, an journalist is researching
appliance that uses hot a cold case, a brothel
air to cook your food. The Awakening owner who rubbed
This cookbook combines Nora Roberts shoulders with
the two to provide influential and powerful
HACHETTE
healthy recipes for two people. Together, they
people, such as quiche, Nora Roberts’s new stir up a hornet’s nest of
stuffed mushrooms, fantasy trilogy – corruption, but powerful
beef skewers and The Dragon Heart forces are out to silence
breakfast muffins. Legacy – is set in a them. A captivating
It also gives a detailed misty and mysterious read set in the streets
introduction to the part of Ireland that of Sydney and the
keto diet and how to doesn’t appear on corridors of power
get the best results any maps. First up is in Canberra.
from your air fryer. The Awakening, which
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her mundane and debt-
ridden life to a mystical
world of dragons and
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Beatrix Potter
Best known for her children’s books such as
The Tale of Peter Rabbit, writer and illustrator
Beatrix Potter lead a lonely life until her literary
success gave her the courage to break free of her
domineering parents – and seek for herself the joy
that generations have found in her work.
Rabbit Hole
This New York Times-made series explores how
watching one YouTube video can lead to several
hours of binge-watching – thanks to the site’s
recommendations algorithm. It interviews YouTube
‘king’ PewDiePie (108 million subscribers), covers
QAnon, and examines falling down the rabbit hole.
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THE
GENIUS
SECTION
Sharpen Your
Mind
GO AHEAD,
DO NOTHING
We push ourselves to work harder, but taking a break
can often fuel a burst in productivity and creativity
BY Jeffrey David
F R O M P S YC H O L O G Y T O D AY
I
n 1910, the Los Angeles Times because a lazy person will find an easy
ran a story about a boy who way to do it.”
was tasked with opening a valve Research shows that our brains are
every so often on a water pump wired for laziness. For our ancestors,
powered by a steam engine to energy was a precious resource. Peo-
release the built-up pressure. His ple had to conserve energy to com-
whole job consisted of staring at pete for food, flee from predators and
these whirring pieces of metal all day. fight. Learning to calculate the calor-
Needless to say, the kid got incredibly ic costs and benefits of our actions
bored. One day, the su- was critical to survival,
pervisor walked in and and expending ener-
the boy was nowhere to STRATEGIC gy on anything other
be found. Yet the pump
IDLENESS MAY than short-term gains
ACTUALLY BE A
ran just as it should. The was risky. So we learnt
‘lazy’ boy had contrived to play it safe.
a mechanised release POWERFUL TOOL Now that day-to-day
for the pump and won survival is less of an
his freedom from mo- issue, it seems natural
notony. The first iter- that we would opt for
ation of the automatic indolence, or inactivi-
steam engine was born. ty, but the opposite has
Now, this story may occurred. Sleep pat-
be apocryphal, but the boy’s behav- terns have changed in the past 100
iour reflects a deeper truth. When years. Then the average person got
we are feeling lazy and disinclined to nine hours sleep. Today the average
do something, we often search for an sleep time is 6.8 hours a night.
easier way to do the undesirable task Our culture teaches by example
at hand. We try to streamline the pro- that our worth depends on how in-
cess and save time and effort. In other dustrious we are, so we work even
words, laziness can drive innovation. harder to produce even more. Until
J O N AT H A N K I R N/G E T T Y I M AG E S
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history. Long ago, many Christian your thoughts to drift can help your
theologians derided sloth as a sin – brain retain information, refocus,
one of the seven deadly ones, in fact. gain fresh perspective, and make
Idleness was declared a moral failing, new connections bet ween ideas.
and its cure lay in hard work. Just think of the ‘eureka moments’
But there’s one big paradox: the that occur when we’re engaged in
harder we work, the less productive the most mundane tasks, such as
we are. “When demand showering or doing the
in our lives intensi- WE COULD dishes.
fies, we tend to hunker
DO WITH A One Canadian study
HEALTHY DOSE
down and push hard- shows that mind wan-
er,” says Tony Schwartz, dering increases ac-
head of the Energy OF DELIBERATE tivity in the brain’s de-
Project, a productivity
consulting firm. “The
DAYDREAMING fault mode network,
or DMN, a system of
trouble is that, without connected brain areas
any downtime to re- that deals with prob-
fresh and recharge, we lem solving and shows
are less efficient, make increased activity when
more mistakes, and get a person is not focused
less engaged with what we’re doing.” on the outside world.
This forced sustained focus leads to Here’s the core problem: when the
selective attention, which can hinder time finally comes to put our feet up,
I M AG E: C R E AT I V E S T U D I O H E I N E M A N N/G E T T Y I M AG E S
our ability to generate fresh solutions we often don’t know how. We have
and ideas. Even worse: too caught little training in how to be idle. Take
up in the end result, we overlook the away a kid’s toys or a teen’s smart-
quality of our experience while work- phone and then tell them to entertain
ing and living and thus deprive our themselves. They’ll likely be at a loss.
lives of meaning. But would you fare much better? So
Amid this epidemic of overwork, maybe this week, notice when you
how can we make our labour more have some downtime in your day,
meaningful and our lives more ful- some white space in your calen-
filling? Perhaps we could do with dar. Instead of filling the space with
a healthy dose of deliberate day- more work or more digital distrac-
dreaming. Current research in psy- tions, step back, recline and be, in
chology and neuroscience points to the words of poet Mary Oliver, “idle
a new understanding of the value of and blessed”.
the wandering mind. Studies show PSYCHOLOGYTODAY.COM (NOVEMBER 28, 2019),
that tak ing breaks and allow ing © 2019 BY JEFFREY DAVIS.
Jan Oravec, a head chef and the owner, has created a selection of
delicious share plates, brunch, lunch and dinner dishes including slow-roasted
lamb, charred octopus, breakfast gnocchi and his famous halloumi ravioli.
Ahgora has an extensive Greek wine list available to complement each meal.
Come and dine in our beautiful surroundings, or why not try our
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PUZZLES
Challenge yourself by solving these puzzles and mind
stretchers, then check your answers on page 138.
BY Marcel Danesi
(1 T O 2 5) J E F F W I D D E R I C H; (M AT H E L O G I C A L ) F R A S E R S I M P S O N; (FAV O U R I T E T H I N G S) E M I LY G O O D M A N
21 14 19 23 4 8 22
24 1 20
1 to 25 Moderately Difficult
Move the numbers from the outer
3 18
ring onto the board. Each number
must be placed in one of the five
17 9 cells that lie in the direction
indicated by its chevron. The
13 5 numbers must snake together
vertically, horizontally or diagonally
6 12 so they link in sequence from 1 to
25. For example, 2 must be
adjacent to both 1 and 3. There’s
25 15 16 11 2 7 10 only one solution. Can you find it?
Mathelogical Difficult
Each letter in the grid stands for one of the
whole numbers from 1 through 9. No two of A B C
them represent the same number. With the
help of the clues, can you figure out which letter
stands for what? D E F
1. B × F = the two-digit number AB
2. B + J = G
3. D × D = the two-digit number BC G H J
4. One of the rows contains only odd numbers.
Puzzle
Answers
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Trains
Moderately difficult 80 km
90 km
right. Presuming that each train 10
0
always goes at the top permitted km
h /
/h
speed and doesn’t stop anywhere
along the way, which route 120 km/h
(A, B or C) is the fastest?
Dominoes Easy
A standard double-six set of 28 dominoes has been arranged in a rectangle.
Can you draw in the lines to show the placement of the dominoes?
We’ve listed the 28 dominoes so you can cross them off as you find them.
TRIVIA
Test Your General Knowledge
PH OTO: S T U D I O A R A M IN TA /S H U T T ER S TO CK .CO M
7. There are more 15. 14. What YouTube
ways to arrange a deck Assuming you sensation, where teams
of playing cards than don’t drink it compete in such events
there are atoms on immediately,
as ‘funnel endurance’,
Earth. True or false? how many
bubbles are ‘block pushing’ and
1 point ‘high jump’, helped
likely to form
8. What contains more in a glass of sports fans endure
sugar, mangoes or champagne? the delayed 2020
bananas? 1 point 2 points Olympics? 1 point
16-20 Gold medal 11-15 Silver medal 6-10 Bronze medal 0-5 Wooden spoon
13. Bacteria. 14. The Marble League. 15. About one million.
9. North Pole. 10. Sandy Island. 11. Two faces. 12. Northern Hemisphere; 137 km north of the equator.
5. Sarawak Cave Chamber, Gunung Mulu National Park, Borneo. 6. Venus. 7.True. 8. Mangoes.
ANSWERS: 1. Microsoft. 2. Teddy bear or heart. 3. Vitreous body. 4. It burnt in a fire.
WORD POWER
Second to None
This month, we visit the likes of nuns, protons
and sprouts – words made exclusively from the
second half of the alphabet, letters n to z
BY Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon
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Answers
1. stuporous – (C) impaired. 9. sop – (B) bribe.
I can’t take medicine for my hay If you give the doorman a few bucks
fever – just one pill leaves me as a sop, he’ll let you in.
sleepy and stuporous.
10. zooty – (C) flashy; ostentatious.
2. wry – (A) ironically humorous. Freddy looked very zooty in his
Mr Russo’s students loved his wry 1940s-style suit with wide legs
sense of humour and unusual and a pinstripe pattern.
lesson plans.
11. punt – (B) flat-bottomed boat.
3. purport – (C) claim. Jack The travellers steered their punt
purports to be a bad singer, but he down the River Thames.
always brings down the house at
karaoke on Sunday nights. 12. tortuous – (B) winding.
The trail is tortuous and steep, but
4. tryst – (C) lovers’ meeting. the reward is a spectacular view
Clara and Lenny planned a from the summit.
midnight tryst in the garden.
13. onyx – (B) gemstone. Harold
5. wonton – (B) Chinese dumpling. gave Esme a black onyx ring for her
I see you’ve left all the broth and 21st birthday.
eaten just the wontons.
14. yowl – (A) a loud wailing cry.
6. spoor – (A) animal tracks. If you accidentally step on your cat’s
The park ranger followed the tiger’s tail, you’ll probably hear her yowl.
spoor back to the den.
15. ouzo – (B) Greek liqueur.
7. yurt – (C) circular tent. “I’d like to propose a toast!” said
Hannah teaches meditation Nick, lifting his glass of ouzo.
workshops in her backyard yurt.
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