Submitted for your approval; sung to the tune of "Crazy Bitch," by Buckcherry.

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All right!
It's going down, right at your mise en place
Smile's on my face
And now you got to slice it up
Got to say, Turducken's fine
Lay it on the line, what would go good with that wine
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of apple pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of cherry pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Whip them eggs, into a fine soufflé
Nothing else to say
Another breakfast polished off, ugh
Tastes so fine, hand me the floss
Starvin' like on Lost, time to get another piece
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of lemon pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of berry pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Skip the cereal
your cookin's so good
Skip the cherrios
your cookin''s so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy... bitch
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
I dream, of homemade shepherds pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
I dream, of homemade shepherds pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Baby girl
You cook it all
To make more room
I'll have to take my belt off
Serve it up
Pile it high and deep
You're crazy
But I like the way you cook for me
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of apple pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you cook so good, I'm on top of it
Ice cream, on top of cherry pie
Heatin' up cheese and mac, so keep the light on
You're crazy
But I like the way you cook for me