Sunny In Vegas

April 1st, 2022

EMPTY HOUSE

Full house actress Candace Cameron Bure

finally broke up with rapper P. Diddy and
confessed to romantic fling with J. Balvin! 7
years of marriage, down the drain, all for the "Mi
Gente" singer. It all started when Candace went
on vacation to Colombia alone. The two were
spotted and identities were not officially
confirmed until last night. Balvin and Bure were
in disguise wearing his famous thunder smile
tee's. It wasn't until today that Bure confirmed
her fiery romance and wishes to marry as soon
as divorce goes through with Diddy. Diddy is
stressed and has destroyed their shared home
with 100 ounces of slime. Slime is Bure's worst
nightmare as is divorce for Diddy. More to come
after divorce finalizes and we will find out how
joint custody will go for their 40 cats, 3 baby
monkeys and 22 ferrets.

By Daisy Salazar

HUNGRY MONTANA
Late last night, Tuesday March 29th, 2022, at 9:52PM,
Miley Cyrus was escorted out of a screening for The
Batman (2022) in Los Angeles, California after
smuggling in a Big Mac and an Oreo McFlurry from
McDonalds. Per cinema policy, no outside food is
allowed, and violation of these rules will have you
removed. "Was the Bic Mac worth it?" we asked Miley
as she was headed towards her car to which she
responded to by biting into her hamburger. Is this a
direct insult to Robert Pattinson's batman? Did she
intend to express that a $3.99 hamburger was far better
than the 3-hour long Matt Reeves film? This is a
developing story, please stay tuned for more to come!
Written by Nancy Osorio
KANYE WEST aka Ye SCRAPS Donda 2
22 Grammy award winning Ye West announces he has
deleted the Donda 2 album to make a Pete or more like
SKETE Davidson diss album. Many fans were
shocked to see Ye to annouce his new album since
many fans have been waiting the long overdue Donda
2 album that yet to see the light of day after promising
g to release on February 22,2022. Pete Davidson is
dating Ye's ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, so many could
see why Ye's has been very outspoken. After much
success of the song "Eazy" by both Ye and The Game,
he has now dedicated his whole album to only trash
Pete lyrically and may physically. In the song "Eazy",
he says "God saved me from that crash, just so I can
beat Pete Davidson's a**," referring to the crash that
almost took his life in 2002. Even the stop motion
music video shows a figure much looking like Pete and
the figure is set on fire by a figure that resembles a lot
like Ye's outfits from his Donda Premier. Ye has made
multiple posts on Instagram publicizing his hatred
toward Pete as well as text messages of Ye telling Pete
to come to his Sunday Service if they want to talk face
to face. The new album has no known title yet, but
rumors of Pete's ex-girlfriend, Ariana Grande, is
supposedly on this upcoming album.
Will this new diss album be one of the great albums
of all time of Ye's career?
Written by Jonathan Portillo

A TIME FOR SCOTT

Actress and Goop Lifestyle Brand owner, Gwyneth Paltrow,
49, and reality T.V star, Scott Disick, 38, were spotted together
leaving Café Habana in Malibu, California. For a warm spring
night, the two were looking awfully cozy. Gwyneth was seen
wearing a white slip dress paired with a pair of thick buckle
loafers. Disick was seen sporting distressed jeans, sneakers,
and an aviation hoodie from his own brand, Talentless. Source
close to both say the two were introduced by mutual friend,
singer, and songwriter, Sia. When reporter, Reyna O, asked if
they were possibly the new “it” couple, they declined to
comment. The reality T.V star has history of dating women
half his age, will Gwyneth be who puts a stop to his Bachelor
era. Only time will tell.
Written by Reyna Olivares
NOT ANOTHER BABY
Tristan Thompson as we all know is Khloe
Kardashians ex, was spotted leaving the hotel
room with singer Rihanna who just announced
she is expecting a baby! You heard right another
baby that Tristan Thompson has conceived but
wait it gets better. Drake announced that he is
the father and not Tristan. He has proof that he
was secretly seeing Rihanna 9 months ago. He's
ready to release videos and voice recordings if
she doesn't give the baby his last name. Rhianna
was last seen giving birth at UMC hospital on
03/29/2022 at 2:00pm, so this confirms the
baby's father is Drake and the baby's last name
will be Graham!! Khloe Kardashian says
otherwise and was seen arriving in her
helicopter to the UMC hospital and wants her
lawyers to take a DNA test on the baby to
confirm if it's Tristan Thompsons baby. Stay
tune for more updates on who's the father!
Written by Adriana Rivera

Bridgeton Universe
Doja Cat and The Weeknd spotted together
coming out of the movie theatre. That is not
all, they came out holding hands. Might we
add, The Weeknd was a total gentleman and
opened Doja Cat’s car door one they were
leaving. What? A gentleman in 2022! Is he
pulling off an Anthony Bridgeton? The
Weeknd a total gentleman.

Written by Monica Javier-Antonio

A ROCKY PATH

Dwayne the Rock Johnson training to be a

rock in his new jungle movie. Johnson has
been confirmed as a “boulder” for his new
jungle story “A Rocky Path”. The movie is set
to start filming with Chris Rock and Kid
Rock having minor appearances in the movie
as well. “We want to create a rock- verse to
expand the story of rocks to the fans” explain
director Martin Scorsese.

Written by Nicholas Morelli

Where Are The Kardashians?!?!
On March 28, 2022, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were
seen leaving in a private jet from LAX. They were
scheduled to arrive in Australia on March 29, but their
jet never arrived. Air traffic control had lost all
communications with the jet approximately 3 hours into
their flight. The last communication air traffic control
received was from the pilot, “We need to make an
emergency landing, our plane has taken multiple hits
from birds and our left engine is failing.” We could also
hear background chatter which sounded a lot like the
Kardashian sisters. You can hear Kourtney say, “Kim
you have an such an ugly crying face, just stop we’re
going to be fine. Literally there are people that are
dying.” In which Kim responses,

“WE ARE THE ONES DYING!”

US coast guards are doing their best to find the

Kardashian sisters along with 2 others that were also on
the flight. So far, they have been unsuccessful. Stay
tuned for updates…
Written by Tiffany Vuong

HUNNY, OH NO!

Jerry Seinfeld and Rick Moranis were arrested

last night at a Tropical Smoothie location in
Carlsbad, California. It’s unfortunate timing for
Morantis, fresh off his latest box office bomb
entitled, “Gosh Golly Hunny, We Shrunk
Ourselves a Gazillionth Time.” Moranis, visibly
hopped up on the sugary drinks, insisted he
could improve the blenders efficiency. Seinfeld
insisted he could not, bet Moranis a zip-loc bag
of apple slices, and th rest can be found on the
police report. As he was placed in the backseat
of the police car, witnesses said Seinfeld could
be heard shouting, “this establishment doesn’t
hold a candle to Jamba Juice!”

Written by Marcus O’malley

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