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Danny Devito ‘s Drama Filled Night on the Town!

Next Week’s Issue Highlights:
By Ulises Hernandez Lara
➢ Kim Kardashian
comes clean that she
has finished all
surgery to become
completely silicone!
➢ Lindsey Lohan
discusses her twin
and confirms what we
have all speculated! Danny Devito caught in a massive New York bar fight? Last
Friday evening, this reporter caught wind of a very juicy rumor of the
➢ Miley Cyrus in talks of notable actor in a drunken rampage. What started the very heated
argument between the actor and the drunken patron is speculated that the
Bangers 2.0? Rumors drunken patron started dribbling the famed actor in attempts to make it
very known just how short he is. It’s said the actor reportedly tried
circling this one will laughing it off at first, but things got out of control and the jokes soon
backtrack on all the subsided once the drunken patron tried tossing the small actor into a trash
bin.Witnesses gathered around and we got in touch with one who wishes
tracks inspired by her to remain anonymous, “I looked up from my seat because I kept hearing
the guy talking about some office game and throwing paper balls into a
now husband, Liam trash can… next thing I know I see Danny Devito flying through the air!
Crazy Tuesday night but totally worth it, man.” The drunken Danny
Hemsworth! Devito rampage began with his first words rumored to be, “I get it! I’m
[expletive] short!” So far counts of four men have landed in the hospital
➢ Amanda Bynes and and are expected to make a quick recovery. Danny Devito when asked
Drake together? “It about these rumors only gave one comment, “drawing a confession out of
someone is like doing a beautiful dance… a beautiful dance with a
was true love after I chainsaw.” Sounds to us like Danny Devito has meshed the lines and now
believes he is his TV persona from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
tweeted at him!” Frank. Yikes, should we be concerned?

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Betty’s New Fling or Lasting

Romance? Written by Alexandria Thomson
Beloved Betty White, The Golden Girls star, has
been making waves. You will never guess who her
new love interest is! We caught her and Jason
Momoa surfing some waves down in San Diego. It
TV LISTINGS
has been
reported that
Momoa and JERRY SPRINGER EP.
his wife,
Lisa Bonet, Written by Kailey Emery
have
officially It’s no secret that Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia
separated. White was doing a short cameo on a film DeRossi have wanted a baby for a while. Portia
starring Momoa and Jason Momoa was thrilled to DeRossi was artificially inseminated last Friday. Who
meet the legend. They hit it off right away and have is the mystery father? Nobody knows for sure. What
been inseparable. Jason Momoa has been known in we do know? Its rumored that one of the Property
the past of talking highly of the actress and his love Brothers, Jonathan or Drew Scott is the baby daddy.
for her show, the Golden Girls! Rumors say Jason is Jerry Springer will be hosting a special edition show
planning on moving into Betty's estate already. Betty two weeks from now, on February 18th to reveal
is claimed to have been one of the wildest ladies Mr. which brother is the father. Write in and tell us
Momoa has been with! Surfing is only the first thing
which one you’re rooting for!
that has been caught on camera, but sources close to
Momoa claim Betty planned the first date and she
chose Skydiving! Talk about an adrenaline rush!
Betty White, who is 97, is especially known for her
sass and for being born before sliced bread was a
thing! Jason Momoa, however, has just started being
known for his roles in Game of Thrones and
Aquaman. Not quite the same high achievements but
Momoa is getting there!

Why Are You Obsessed with Me 2.0? THE NEW BACHELOR

Written by Vanessa Alvarez
Word has it, the two met while Carey was in Paris
shopping at the Carrefour Market and she mistook
Buscemi for an employee! We have inside
sources that after Buscemi lost his wife last
month, he was swept off his feet by Carey’s diva
personality. Supposedly, he has found his match
after Carey indulges in his foot fetishes! “Steve
has looked as happy as he could be in times like
this, and I think a lot of it has to do with Mariah
being in charge of him and telling him what to
do…,” our source has revealed. Mariah, when
asked about these speculations, claims, “I hung
out with him, I spoke to him on the phone… I
thought he was a fan.” Charity work or a
blooming romance? Stay tuned, we will update as
more is revealed but for now, it looks like it’s his
word against hers. Poor Buscemi.
Written by Janelle Hastie
This just in…. Steve Urkel has just been announced as
the new Bachelor. We all know him as the clumsy,
suspender wearing nerd that everyone hates to love. His
divorce to Laura has left him heartbroken and now he
is ready to find his new “lady to be”. The casting
interviews have caused massive crowds of women
brawling outside of the studio. They are all hoping they
will have the chance at become Mrs. Steve Urkel. A
police barrier has been set up and security had to stop
the women from throwing their undergarments on the
light pole outside the studio window, where they
believe Mr. Urkel is waiting. Don’t miss the season
premiere on Monday night, April 1st at 9pm/8c.
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Wedding AND a Baby!

“Miss Bala” Soon to be Mrs. Reynolds?”
Written by Lizeth Reyes
We know that Gina Rodriguez gave a big impact in
the show, “Jane the Virgin”, and also in the new
movie called, “Miss Bala”. We basically know
everything about her, but there is something she isn’t
telling us. Rumor has it that she is newly engaged to
one of the Hollywood actors, Ryan Reynolds. That
would leave a lot to talk about. Could he be one of
the guest
stars in the
new season
coming this
March? Gina
would be his
third wife
and you
know what
we say,
“third time’s
a charm!”
Hopefully, with all the wedding preparations, Gina
doesn’t get carried away and ask Bruno Mars to play
at her wedding, just how he performed at her show
wedding! Ryan Reynolds better not get distracted and
leave us disappointed in his new movie because it
would be so awful that his Pokémon movie gets
delayed for his “Big Day”! So, if this rumor comes
out to be true, our new couple has to be very careful
with the date they pick!
Written by Virginia Lemus-Garcia
British pop singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran recently
tied the knot with high school sweetheart Cherry
Seaborn. They are said to be married in late May of
2019 in Suffolk, United Kingdom. It looks like the
two lovebirds won't be the only one standing at the
alter! Last week Sheeran and Seaborn were having
dinner at Gordon Ramsay's steakhouse in Las Vegas,
Nevada when they were forced to rushed to the
hospital after Cherry seemed to have food poisoning.
After having several studies conducted on the soon to
be Mrs. Sheeran, the couple discovered they were
expecting a baby Sheeran! The baby said to be
expected in late November of 2019. Cheers to the
soon to be wed and Sheeran family!
Kate Plus 8… Plus Kanye?
Written by Kristi Vazquez
Kate Gosselin, the star from “Jon & Kate Plus 8” has
announced that she is pregnant again with eight more
babies! TMZ has been trying to find out who is the
father of her unborn children. Kate has been trying
her best to move away from the questions but that
wasn’t cutting it for our reporters. They became
persistent and Kate Gosselin couldn’t handle it. She
shockingly admits that she’s been having an affair
with Rapper and Artist Kanye West! Kanye West is
now husband to the reality star, Kim Kardashian. We
have yet had any interviews from Kim Kardashian
about the affair, but we hope that will change shortly.
Kanye and Kim Kardashian have just open there

Steve’s Tantrum! home to a new daughter themselves. It looks like

Kanye will have his hands full with his current
family, but he will be adding eight more children to
Written by Carolina Zavala
that from Gosselin in several of months.

Steve Carell and The Tonight Shows host Jimmy Fallon hospitalized after being caught having a food fight in
New York's most expensive restaurant. According to many witnesses Steve and Jimmy headed out to the
restaurant after the taping of Fallon’s show. Things seemed to have gotten heated after Jimmy broke the news
to Steve that he would be replacing him as Michael Scott in the reboot of The Office. Steve was said to be an
emotional wreck and began yelling at Jimmy. That is when Steve picked up a scone and threw it at Jimmy
hitting him in the eye. Screaming in pain Jimmy got up and threw a bowl of crab soup not realizing that Steve
is allergic to crab. Almost immediately Steve's face began to swell up. That didn't stop them from throwing
food, plates, and silverware back and forth for 20 minutes before police arrived. Paramedics arrived a couple
minutes later to retrieve the two and take them to the nearest hospital. Jimmy was said to have been crying like
a baby with a fork stuck in his hand and Steve's face was so swollen he was unrecognizable. Check back later
for any updates on their condition.

TEA TIME
“I heard that Ariana Grande is
adopted! Turns out her real mom is
Reba McEntire! She spilled the tea
to her daughter-in-law Christina
Aguilera after a few drinks of
wine!” -Chelsea Graydon
“Kris Jenner has announced she is
expecting child number 7! And it’s
NOT with long-time boyfriend
Corey Gamble. They broke up a
while ago and since she has been
dating here and there. Now Jenner,
63, is expecting with Wilmer
Valderrama, 39. “We didn’t expect
to have a child since I have plenty
of grandkids already but a child is
always a blessing and we’re so
anxious!” Stated Jenner. Soon after,
I talked to Kourtney, Kris’s eldest,
“It was totally a surprise for us – I
mean I am the same age as the
child’s father…” Sounds to me like
she doesn’t fully approve!” –
Bryanna Ramirez
Jersey Shore stars Pauly D is expecting a
child with former co-star and friend
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. I saw them
snuggling up in a cozy villa while
vacationing in St. Barts. Nicole's current
husband and father of her additional 2
kids refused to comment on his wife's
affair and mentioned that this is a
personal matter. Pauly D who is a
prominent DJ in our home town of Las
BOGO SHOES
Vegas has gone on record that his and
Polizzi’s baby will be named after his
favorite movies main character, Johnny
Cage!” -Arcadia Pacini
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King of Pop Lurking in the Shadows?
Written by Diana Baziyants
The world was left reeling by the King of
Pop’s passing in 2009 - but some believe it
never happened.
Michael Jackson’s death at the age of 50
shocked thousands of fans worldwide but
others are asking whether it was all an
elaborate show. Jackson conspiracy theorists,
known as “believers”, have long claimed that
the singer is still alive, having faked his own
death. In early 2017, investment banker David
Dunn took the stand in the US Tax Court in
Los Angeles and said Jackson was “on the
edge” of going bankrupt before his death -
fueling theories that the pop
legend may simply have changed
his identity in order to escape his
financial problems.
In July last year, Hollywood
hairdresser Steve Erhardt, who
was a close friend of
Jackson, claimed he had
information about the star that “not even the
family knows”.
In a post on Facebook, Erhardt wrote: “A tip
for the believers, the Michael Jackson
believers. You heard it here first, an
announcement of sorts.” And in a couple of
months or latest at the end of the year, you will
be receiving some very good news. It’s almost
unbelievable. And not even the family
knows… but I do.” No more news was
forthcoming from Erhardt, but believers insist
Jackson must simply have decided to remain in
hiding.
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