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Scientist Run Down by Talking
Horse
By: Joel Steffanus
This weekend,
a scientist by
the name of Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper was
trampled and
hospitalized by
a talking horse who calls himself Mr. Ed.
Mr. Ed’s statement was as follows, “He kept
telling me that my talking was impossible
and teaching me about my biology and
evolution. Then he displayed me like a show
horse to his friends and they had an
argument about who would win in a fight
between me and some
talking space raccoon. What
tipped me off worse was that
that lanky scientist fellow
had a prepubescent voice
that I just couldn’t stand to
listen to, so I flipped and ran
him down.” Dr. Cooper
commented from his hospital bed very
rattled, “The nurses here aren’t wearing
gloves! And I know the ones that are
wearing gloves are reusing them. And they
haven’t even given me a rabies shot yet. I
keep telling them to give me a shot and they
won’t listen. I could become a horse man
soon, where I grow hooves out of the palms
of my hand and grow massive teeth that can
bite through cars, is that what they want?
Because it’s going to happen I tell you.”
More on the story as it progresses.
From Munsters to Mobsters?
By: John Armstrong
After years of living the high life in Beverly
Hills, Herman and Lily Munster have
disappeared and moved their beloved family into
hiding. Sources that chose to remain anonymous
claim that the family has been on pins and
needles since the discovery of Raymond
Reddington's involvement with the FBI. The
Munster Family was recently identified as
number 666 on Raymond Reddington's
Blacklist. According to Reddington and the FBI,
the Munster Family has been harvesting organs
and selling them on the black market for
centuries. All of this comes as bad timing for the
Munsters who were just weeks away from
shooting their new reality TV show "Munsters
are People, Too!" Raymond Reddington and the
FBI have begun their search by questioning the
Munster's favorite neighbors, Morticia and
Gomez Addams, only to find no leads. For
updates on this story follow us @gossipgirldaily
Twitter.
Kardashians vs. Lucy
By: Antonio Ponce Echeverria
Late Saturday evening, an argument broke
out while on set of the upcoming new show
"Keeping up with Lucy". The Kardashians
were given a new Co-Star, due to a severe
rating crash after some of the Kardashian
girls underwent a butt reduction procedure,
due to them being "tired of that sort of
attention". According to our inside source,
Lucille Ball "Lucy" continued to
"taunt/make light of the said butt debacle."
The Kardashian sisters were then said to
"freak the F$#@^ out" according to Mr.
Tyga. When questioned about the argument,
Lucille maintains that she was "simply
trying to be friendly".

Buffy in Mystic Falls?
By: Samantha Thomas
The
famous
Buffy
Summers,
the
vampire
slayer found herself in Mystic Falls this last
week. Rumor has it that she was spotted
with a vampire on a date this last week!
Not knowing how to take in the mass
amounts of vampires hiding in plain sight,
she set her eyes on one, Stefan Salvatore.
Their eyes met in the Mystic Grill. Having a
stake in her hand approach Mr. Salvatore
ready to stake him through the heart. As she
approached him, her demeanor changed.
After what seemed to be a magical “hello”
Buffy let go of the urge to plunge the stake
into his chest and they started a
conversation.
Have sparks begun to fly? Is Ms. Summers
falling for what she kills? Catch more next
week in the Gossip Girl Daily.
Depp and the Golden Girl
By: Emily Mackinnon
Following their divorce in recent months,
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have left the
relationship on bad terms. Heard was
significantly younger than Depp (over 20
years younger), and this age gap is what
Depp says caused the relationship to
go wrong; Heard was just not ready for a
relationship with an older man. He remarked
to a close friend, who later told us, that he
aimed to date someone a little older...and it
seems he meant much older. Rumors of
Johnny Depp and Betty White seen together
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in a romantic capacity have
sparked like wildfire, and
sources say that she makes
him happy.
Depp has commented on the
relationship, saying that
while White is almost twice his age, she
knows how to better understand him. In an
interview pursuing the truth of this situation,
he admitted, "Golden Girls was my favorite
show when it was on; I never missed an
episode. And I have always admired
Betty...her humor and spunk is not just an
act for television." Betty
White has not commented
on their relationship, but she
has mentioned Depp in her
past interviews, in her
classic Betty White manner,
and it definitely leads us to believe that
Betty may have had her own little celebrity
crush on the man.
JB as Uncle Jesse?
By: Marisa Dermer
Yes that's right! Justin Bieber is set to take
on the role of Uncle Jessie in the next
seasons of Full House spin off, Fuller
House. Yep, John Stamos is calling it quits
after two seasons of filming Fuller
House. The casting team has selected Justin
Bieber to play Uncle Jessie in the upcoming
seasons. Who would have thought Justin
Bieber would have taken on this role? Full
House fans are furious. They are not happy
with this new casting. Many feel that they
would rather have Uncle Jessie's main role
taken out of the future episodes rather than
having a replacement. After all, how could
anyone possibly replace John Stamos?

Jenny Goes Back to the Block
By: Aashene Adams
Jennifer Lopez has been linked romantically
to Drake, Casper Smart and her latest beau
Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez but Jenny may be
taking her heart back to the block! She was
seen leaving Italian restaurant, Tutto Il
Giorno with Sean "P. Diddy" Combs in the
Southampton's last Tuesday night. J-Lo and
P. Diddy were in a romantic relationship in
2001.
A private source says that Jennifer has
always had a special place in her heart for
Combs. Her feelings rekindled after the two
bumped into each other at the AMA's after
party in 2016. The two were spotted
whispering and laughing together and even
shared a few dances on the dancefloor that
night. A-Rod has been nothing but a
gentleman to J-Lo since they have been
spending time together but P. Diddy has
always been the one to take her breath away.
After the AMA's after party the two began
texting a source claims and Jennifer could
not resist an invite for a night on the town
with the Bad Boy Record Label Producer.
The source also said that the reason J-Lo
decided to meet with P. Diddy for dinner
was to make her final decision about who
she wants to spend the rest of her life with.
Will Jenny choose A-Rod or will she take it
back to the block with P. Diddy?
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Homer Tells All
By: Leslie Leos Rivas
Attention
Attention!!
Cabs are here
to pick up
Homer
Simpson to declare his long awaited
confession. Homer has finally decided to
spill the beans in front of the counsel and
fellow residents. People are saying that
Homer has been conspiring against his own
kind to bring civilization to it's end. They
caught him sneaking out of Jimmy Neutrons
lab with a concealed object. People say it
can be a doughnut maker, a machine gun, a
UFO, or a CLONE machine! Find out when
we life stream the conference on our Twitter
@gossipgirldaily.
Taylor Drops the Mic?
By: Alexandria Reece
Is Taylor Swift is giving up on music? We
had an exclusive interview with Taylor and
she gave us the down low on her love life
and music. The pop star was quoted saying,
"No one else will date me and because I
only write music about dating or being
dumped I do not know what to do. I am
completely out of ideas." We asked the
burnt out star what she meant when she said
that no one would date her and she replied,
"I've come to the conclusion that everyone
knows that I only date people to break up
with them so I can write songs saying that
they are either crazy or mean to me in some
way. As a result of this I have given up on
men, music, and myself."

More on the
Kardashians
By: Tayler Reina
Kim Kardashian and
Kanye West have
officially signed the
divorce papers. Now
we all know they started dating in 2012.
They got married in early 2014 and they
now have two kids, a daughter named North
and a son named Saint. But let's take a look
back a few years to Kim’s dating life (that
hasn't gone so well). In 2011 Kim was
with Kris Humphries. They were married
briefly in 2013 but that marriage did not last.
In 2010 it was rumored that Kim had a fling
with Michael Capon, which again, did not
last long. Between 2005 and 2010 she dated
Ray J, Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Marques
Houston, Evan Ross, Reggie Bush, and
Miles Austin. But you will not believe who
Kim was spotted kissing and rubbing all up
on this past Friday at the Hollywood Grove,
Steve Urkel! Mostly known for being on the
show Family Matters. Yes this was a
surprise to all of us, I guess we will see how
long this fling lasts.
A Cradle Robber
By: Jessika Stephens
Scott Disick will be starring in a new reality
show on E! called, "A Shot with Scott:
Cradle Robber Edition". After last month’s
spotting in Cannes France for the Cannes
Film Festival, Scott (34) has been the target
of all jokes. Scott started off his yacht
vacation by arriving with Disney Channel
actress Bella Thorne (19). The pair were
caught on camera canoodling poolside and
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very cozy. After
just a day and a
half he ditched
Bella for his ex-
girlfriend Chloe
Bartoli (26). He
was then spotted the day after being
straddled in the pool by Chantel Jeffries
(23). But wait....THERES more! Scott was
seen later that day with Lionel Richie's
daughter, Sophia Richie (18). Lastly he was
spotted in the same villa room as English
blogger, Maggie Petrova (23). The father of
3 had a lot to juggle that week in France,
while his ex-girlfriend, Kourtney
Kardashian (38) enjoyed her weekend in
Cannes with her new mystery man. The 5
girls will compete for Scott's love on the
reality show "A Shot with Scott". Who will
he pick and pursue his relationship with?
Tune in for the pilot episode airing on E! in
July.
The Surviving Team
By: Josilynn Lara
This afternoon it was reported that Rick and
his people decided to team up with the
Power rangers to save us from these
unstoppable creatures we call Zombies. I
asked Mr. Grimes "Why did you decide to
team up with the power rangers? His
response was "Anyone who is not one of us
is a threat" but "There's us and the dead, we
survive this together, not apart.” This is it
America, the Power rangers and the
Walking Dead crew are on the rescue to help
us survive this horrific world! Meredith
Grey, Jackson Avery, Alex Kerv, Owen
Hunt, Amelia Shepard, Arizona Robbins,
Miranda Bailey and Richard Weber, be
prepared for the injured "It’s a beautiful day
to save lives."