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The Simpsons are
Time Travelers?
Written by Gina Laque
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touchdowns in one season. The Mill". Hundreds of women being
only question is does he still forced to breed for the sole
have it? How will he rank up purpose of fueling a cars life
against wide receivers such as span. At the end of a cars life,
Davante Adams, Odell Beckham, or they return to this Human Mill
Stefon Diggs? in order to be fitted with a new
body. Sources suspect that the
cars drain the life force from
these humans in order to stay
alive. This theory explains the
existence of cars like Stanly,
the founder of Radiator Springs,
a popular stop along route 66
interstate highways. We here at
The T for Today are shocked and
disgusted by this news. What do
you think? Do you support this
way of life in the CU or should
the Multidimensional police
force put a stop to this tragic
waste of human lives?
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which caused a disturbance. The Former surgeon Meredith Grey was
bouncer came in and kicked all recently seen by fellow
of them out. After getting colleagues packing her items
kicked out, they went to another from the Grey Sloan Memorial
bar close by. This bar was even Hospital. It is rumored that she
crazier than before, so Ross was will end her career as a general
having the time of his life. He surgeon and pursue her passion
ran away from all of his friends for baking. Sources are claiming
and ends up out on the street she will audition for The Great
where he meets Sal Vulcano from British Bake Off, but does she
the TV show Impractical have the skills to really travel
Jokers. Ross immediately so far in hopes of becoming the
recognizes him and starts to run next best baker? Tune in as we
up to Sal. Ross ends up running follow her journey!
so fast that he knocks over, and
he lies right on top of him.
They sit up and all of a sudden
Ross projectile vomits all over
Sal. Not once. Not twice, but
three times. Sal immediately
throws up next to the closest
tree and screams "DO NOT COME
NEAR ME AGAIN!" to which Ross
ran away straight to where he
was staying. Be careful who you
decide to throw up on!
Sponge on Land
Written by Arabella Dacunos
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