SEPTEMBER / / 11 / / 2020

NEWSPAPER
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HOLLYWOOD

Crazy Ex Moment Running

Into Ex-Boyfriend With New
Girlfriend?
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MILEY CYRUS WAS ON VACATION IN
PARIS THE CITY OF LOVE LAST WEEK
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2020. SHE
WAS SEEN ON TOP OF THE EIFEL
TOWER TAKING A PICTURE FOR HER
INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS WHEN LIAM
HEMSWORTH SHOWED UP WITH HIS
NEW GIRLFRIEND. CLOSE SOURCES
SAY THAT MILEY WAS EXTREMELY
MAD AND WHEN UP TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND TO PUNCH HER. LIAM
WAS SO SHOCKED HE DID NOT KNOW
WHAT TO DO AT THE MOMENT.
MILEY PUNCHED HER SO HARD THAT
HIS GIRLFRIEND'S FACE GOT
PARALYZED. POLICE AND THE
AMBULANCE CAME TO TAKE BOTH
GIRLS. SOURCES SAY THAT MILEY IS
CHARGE WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
AND MIGHT BE FACING MONTHS IN
PRISON. WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED
IF MILEY'S FAMILY OR FRIENDS WILL
BAIL HER OUT AND HOW LIAM'S NEW
GIRLFRIEND IS DOING AFTER HER
ATTACK.
By: Alex Garcia
No Hart for Haddish
This went viral on social media, and people are
calling Kevin a monster and for going too far
Last night, Tiffany Haddish was seen crying on the jokes about her parents. Kevin Hart
with Kevin Hart. Tiffany and Kevin were both hasn't made a statement yet on the situation
hanging out with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and hasn't been seen by anyone nor will his rep
and decided to go to a bar for some drinks. respond to our requests. We will keep you
After a few shots, Kevin and Tiffany were updated on the situation.
talking for a bit, then Tiffany started crying,
and people were confused about it all. Tiffany,
Kevin and Dwyane are all great
friends. Dwayne said, "Kevin made a joke
about her parents, specifically her mom and
would not stop. Tiffany told him to stop but he
kept going, then I told Kevin, if she isn't
comfortable with those jokes, you should stop,
but he didn't listen and kept going and then she
started to cry. Tiffany was cussing Kevin out
on the way out of the bar and left in and Uber."

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IN THIS ISSUE
BROTHER FIGHT
BROTHER’S V.S BROTHER’S GONE
WRONG
ALEXIS HOLBROOK
Last night television stars Drake Bell, Josh
Peck, and Dylan and Cole Sprouse, from the
popular shows Drake and Josh and Suit Life
of Zach and Cody, had an explosive Twitter
fight. A fan, who's name wasn't mentioned,
tweeted out a poll asking which set of
brother's was better. The four celebrities came
across the post, sparking a massive Twitter
war. Dylan and Cole practically won the
argument because they stated how they're real
life brothers and didn't have an annoying little
sister on their show who called them boobs.
Drake and Josh fought back saying how at
least it didn't take them till they were 20 to
look mature and also said at least we actually
had a dad on our show. The fight was
practically never ending and the harassment
continued for hours. Don't you worry, we'll be
sure to keep you guys updated once the results
for the poll come to end later tonight.
NEWSPAPER
CATFIGHT MORE FIGHTS
KEYWORD
Biggest Catfight of
the Year!!!
By: Brianna Avilalk
Hailey Bieber and her husband Justin will be
celebrating their 2 year anniversary this
Sunday on September 13. Their anniversary
week started off as a banger when ex-
girlfriend Selena Gomez broke into their home
to attack Hailey in her sleep to win over the
By
man they both love. Justin explained to the
press that Selena even stole some of their
items before the attack. While the catfight was
going on Justin contacted the police. However
Selena didn't want to get caught so she ran
from the room trying to hide. By the time the
police arrived Selena was off the property
with their laptops, apple watches, jewelry and
even the wedding ring from Hailey. It wasn't
long before Gomez being caught. She is now
facing a trespassing fine and a assault fine as
well.
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OLD HIGHSCHOOL DRAMA

We’re NOT all in

this together
NAOMI TORRES

Vanessa Hudgens seen fighting over ex

boyfriend, Zac Efron, on the night of
September 8th, 2020. She had been seen
getting into an entanglement with his new
Australian girlfriend, who also happens to be
named Vanessa. Efron has been living his life
these past few months in Australia, where he
has supposedly found a new fond love for
Australian ladies. The original Vanessa, after
her split with Austin Butler, doesn’t seem to
like the idea of her former lover Zac Efron
getting snuggled up with a new boo,
especially not with her name. Will Zac choose
his little Australian cutie or his former musical
boo that stole his heart as a young teenage
heartthrob?

TOM THE SCIENCE GUY

Tom Cruise facing charges after telling members of Scirntology

that “Covid-19 is simply all in the mind” and one member passes
away
DANIEL RAUGUST Within the next 3 hours Robert Jenkins was reportedly
On the morning of September 3rd, dead. The Jenkins are now suing Tom Cruise for falsely giving
one healthy member, Robert Jenkins, them hope. Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology are also
Tom Cruise is back in the news again after was extremely sick, struggling to
recently speaking in various Scientology denying all reports
breath, his wife, Samantha, allegedly
congregates, with his latest sermon topic called the number. Samantha Jenkin
regarding Covid-19. The Cronicle reports that reports the following conversation.
Mr. Cruise gave out a phone number, the
members would be able to contact if they felt Samantha "Mr. Cruise, my husband
sick, and receive moral support to remind themhas no underlying health concerns but
it could not be Covid. Although Tom Cruise is badly sick and struggling to
denies this, reports also state that Cruise was breathe!" According to Mrs. Jenkins,
telling the various churchgoers that the latest Cruise allegedly
Pandemic is merely in the head, and that repsonded, "Samantha, there is
people getting sick are simply due to their nothing to worry about, just tell him
underlying symptoms and unrelated to the he is only of the mindset he has
virus. Covid, nothing more"
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KEYWORD
Ellen DeGeneres Mugged of her Vacuums
Rachel Baumwoll
Around noon on Thursday, September 3rd,
comedian and talk-show host Ellen
Degeneres was spotted returning to her roots
selling vacuums door-to-door like before she
hit it big as a sitcom star and television host.
Visiting different neighborhoods in Beverly
Hills, Ellen has taken up a new source of
income soliciting iRobot's Roombas, the
small robotic vacuums, to the affluent.
NEWSPAPER
KIMMY IS THAT YOU
From Riches to Rags
AMANDA DOONAN
Today on the Tyra Banks Show, Kim Kardashian announced that she will be
giving up her net worth of $900 million and give it back to the homeless
community of Los Angeles. The social media influencer sold her house and
cosmetic company where the proceeds went to build a multi level homeless
shelter and food bank that will be self sustaining for the next ten years with
plans to expand in property. Kim expressed her sudden change of heart as "a
change that needed to be brought to the table." Kim is now living in a five
bedroom house in the Los Angeles suburbs volunteering at the KimK
homeless shelter.
The trunk of her Porsche was
stocked with various models of
Roombas and later that day she
was reported to have been
standing by her car trunk in
Century City, broken into, and on
the phone with authorities to
report the vandalization and grand
theft Roomba. On Friday,
September 4th, authorities tracked
down the suspect who was caught
on the cameras equipped in Ellen's
Porsche. The suspect was recorded
opening the trunk and transferring
over $10,000 worth of Roomba
960s into a lime green 2005 Smart
Car.
More details will be available as
this story unfolds.
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