THE HYPOTHETICAL TIMES Britney’s

Mega
September13th, 2020

“Superstar Britney
Spears is back at it

Meltdown
again – shaving
heads and smashing
windows…”

2020

Superstar Britney Spears is back
at again — shaving heads and
smashing windows — but this
time she has a whole army of
supporters. Monday, September
7th, Britney led a mob of women
down Las Vegas Boulevard in
protest of 2020.
Six months into a pandemic, This is definitely a statement of
Britney and her sister soldiers how done they (and the rest of
are saying, “No more!” The the world) are with this year.
women, who were seen with Written By Ines Solano
shaved heads and umbrellas,
held signs with quotes and
pictures from the singer’s
2007 meltdown.

The original Vanessa,

We’re not all in after her split with

This Together Austin Butler, doesn’t

seem to like the idea of

Written by Naomi Torres

Vanessa Hudgens seen Efron has been living his her former lover Zac
fighting over ex- life these past few
boyfriend, Zac Efron, on Efron getting snuggled Will Zac choose his little
months in Australia,
the night of September Australian cutie or his
up with a new boo,
8th, 2020. She had been where he has supposedly
former musical boo that
seen getting into an found a new fond love especially not with her
entanglement with his stole his heart as a
for Australian ladies.
new Australian name. young teenage
girlfriend, who also
heartthrob? 
happens to be named
Vanessa

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THE HYPOTHETICAL
TIMES

Behind the
He caught them red

handed!! Before they

Scenes could even react,

Yoongi was throwing

Written by Briselva

hands. Other BTS

Boy band BTS said to members soon started
so what caused a fist
disband as soon as
November 2020!! BTS fight? It's rumored that
finding out about the
also known as Bangtan Jeon Jungkook had an
Sonyeondan has scandal, and they
affair with Min
reportedly filed for
Yoongi's wife. started choosing sides
disbandment.
causing a drift between

members and the band

“BTS… reportedly filed for
as a whole. BTS fans
disbandment.”
also known as ARMY
What is the reason? When Yoongi heard were saddened to hear
With seven members it's word he went to
said that fights often the news, BTS was
Jungkook's house to
occur whether it be
about line distribution make sure it was just a splitting in their prime
or screen time, but it has rumor but got the time of musical
never gone further than
surprise of his life.
verbal arguments, achievements. 

RiRi, Is that you? Written by Lilyana Gamboa

“Shut up and Drive,” there Not just that, it gets juicer… she Last I heard of Kanye, he was off fixing

is no why the one and only was seen leaving with Kanye West, his marriage with the luxurious Kim K.

Rhianna was seen leaving and their body language seemed a But Kanye is here, and Kim is nowhere to

the recording studio after little more “friendly” than usual, be seen? Oh Kim sweetie, seems like there

her 4 year gap?! considering his hands were around is a new “mommy” in town.

her waist!

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From Aliens to
Superheroes
Written by Naomi Torres
After decades of not being
in any new movies or
shows, actress Andrea Elson
is suspected to be planning
her comeback. Andrea
Elson, most commonly
known from the show "Alf"
has been spotted in multiple
events with The Avengers.
September13th, 2020
TIMES
She was first spotted at an When asked about it Andrea Elson
exclusive party celebrating Tom
answered with two words, "Just wait."
Holland's birthday. Then she was
Can this actress keep up with the intense
seen enjoying a meal at a
restaurant with Chris Evans, life of a superhero? After acting with an
Robert Downey Jr, and Scarlett
alien we expect the transition to the
Johansson. Most recently she has
Marvel universe to be as smooth as
been seen entering the
"headquarters" in which all the possible with the help of all the wonderful
Avenger have had their most
Avengers
important business meetings.
GOLDEN GIRLS ON
DANCING WITH
THE STARS
Written by Erika Lien
Good Morning America They will need to tone
announced today that down their sarcasm if
the Golden Girls will be they do not want to send
on this season of their partner running for
Dancing with the Stars. the hills before the show
The four dearly loved airs. An insider has
girls will all be dancing spilled the beans and
their way at a chance to informed us that Betty
win the mirrorball White, Estelle Getty, Bea
trophy! Although we all Arthur and Rue
love the Golden Girls, McClanahan have all
America can’t help but increased their daily
nervously wonder if work outs and have been
their dance partners running 10 miles daily
will be able to keep up on top of their dance
with them and their rehearsals for the show.
fierce dance moves! There is no doubt that
They will need to tone the Golden Girls have
down their sarcasm if aged like fine wine and
they do not want to we will enjoy watching
send their partner them all succeed on this
running for the hills season of Dancing with
before the show airs. An the Stars! The real
insider has spilled the question is which
beans and informed us Golden Girl will be
that Betty White, taking home the trophy? 
Estelle Getty, Bea
Arthur and Rue
McClanahan have all
increased their daily
work outs and have
been running 10 miles
daily on top of their
dance rehearsals for the
show.
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THE HYPOTHETICAL
TIMES

In the biggest After Selena’s song Selena must have

catfight of the year, debuted Hailey decided that it was
Selena Gomez has Bieber posted the “on sight” when she
song “I’ll Kill You” laid eyes on Bieber
hospitalized Justin
by Summer Walker violently beating
Bieber’s wife, on her story which her up at the LA
Hailey Bieber after people speculated restaurant and
a confrontation at to be shade sending her to the
the famous Los towards Selena. hospital.
Angeles restaurant Gotta Keep an Eye out for Selener!
Catch LA. Inside
Written by Rainier Pascual
sources are saying a
fight broke out after Walker’s song Nicki Minaj was
Selena saw Hailey.
portrays hostile right when she
Apparently this was
due to Hailey lyrics to women said, “But I gotta
Bieber’s excessive who could come keep an eye out for
shade when between her and Selener” in the
Selena’s single
“Lose You To Love her man. song Beauty and
Me” came out. the Beat.

Today on the Tyra Banks Show, The social media

From Riches to Kim Kardashian announced that

she will be giving up her net
influencer sold her
house and cosmetic
company where the

Rags?
Written by Amanda Doonan
worth of $900 million and give it
back to the homeless community
proceeds went to
build a multi-level
homeless shelter
of Los Angeles.
and food bank that
will be self-
sustaining for the
next ten years with
plans to expand in
property. Kim
expressed her
sudden change of
heart as "a change
that needed to be
brought to the
table." Kim is now
living in a five
bedroom house in
the Los Angeles
suburbs
volunteering at the
Kim K homeless
shelter.

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