Grisselda Moreno EDU 214 6/15/18

90210’s Daily Report!

Hollywood’s Life what I said? No one cares
about vampires anymore,
on Set we’re fighting zombies
Buffy, the lady! I’m only in your room
world’s most to gather supplies.”
popular -Savannah Kennedy
vampire
Breaking News!
slayer 20 years
ago, woke up
from her coma this morning
to find Rick Grimes, the
destroyer of
zombies,
standing in her
room. Quick
conversation was
had about the
worlds situation
today and Buffy
offered her skills as
assistance right away. A
confused Rick looked at her
and asked, “Didn’t you hear
 Betty White has come Cheaters of
out from the “closet”. Betty
White was born during 1922 Both Worlds!
a time where liking This was
the opposite gender just in;
was considered Hannah
inappropriate. Betty
White is considered
America’s
sweetheart so coming out
Montana
would have been a major
and Miley
tragedy for many
Cyrus
Americans, but recently
went from
Betty has gotten tired of
becoming
hiding herself for
the best of friends to
Americans. “ I lived my
the worst of enemies.
life hiding and I pretended to
Hannah was caught by Miley
be someone I was not, I am
kissing Liam Hemsworth!!
now going to live my life as I
Turns out, Liam and Hannah
wish with my girlfriend,
have been going out behind
Veronica.” Betty has lived
Miley’s back for a few
her life living up to
months now. Not only was
America’s standards so at the
Montana caught, but Cyrus
age of 96, Betty has the right
and her trusted friends Lilly
to live as she pleases and
Truscott and Emily Osment,
with whoever she wants. -
have confirmed that Montana
Betsy Reyna
and Hemsworth have been
seeing each other. Despite
Truscott and Osment
advising Hannah against
seeing Liam, Hannah still
chose to break up a
friendship, then to stop
seeing a guy. It’s not always
the best of both worlds.
-Denise Aguilera
Bazzzinga…
It is official, Sheldon
Cooper from the Big Bang
Theory is
moving to New
York and joining
the cast of
“Friends”. The
details are
unclear, but we
do know that Amy Farrah is
out of the picture and
speculation runs rampant as
to Sheldon first love interest.
My money is on Phoebe
Buffay whom else could
tolerate Sheldon's
personality. One thing is sure,
Sheldon's new roommate
Joey Tribbiani is pure
comedy Gold. Do you think
Joey will put on all Sheldon's
clothes in response to the
new roommate contract?
-Travis Waters
THIS JUST IN!
E.T. WAS FOUND
AT AREA 51!
Yes, you read that
correctly folks, E.T. was
found at Area 51! Our
beloved alien
from the 80's
is REAL. We
all believed
that the last
time we'd say
goodbye to
E.T. was 36 years ago. He
was being held captive right
under our noses.
Unfortunately, my source has
asked to remain anonymous
just for the sake of his life.
What my source revealed
to me was that he came
across this facility in Area
51 and he heard a familiar
voice, he couldn't believe
his ears. From what he
described to me, E.T. was
being questioned and
terrorized by these men. Stay
tuned for more on this
developing story....  Bubbles started crying and
-Daniela Herrera
Mystery
Disappearance?
 Yesterday evening two
of cartoon most notorious
cartoon characters got into a
huge blowout. Dexter
from Dexter’s
Laboratory and
Buttercup from the
Power Puff Girls got
into a pretty big situation.
Bubbles was walking down
the street and
bumped into a girl
named Dee Dee.
When they saw
each other, they
started giggling
about their blonde pigtails.
Then Buttercup came flying
down and started roasting
them on how dumb they
sound. Not to long after
Dee Dee lasered Buttercup
right in the eye.
Dexter was speed
walking down the
street with a very
annoyed look on his
face. “DEE DEE DID YOU
STEAL MY LASER!!!”
Dexter screamed as he
quickly walked towards her.
Dee Dee took off and
has been missing for 2 days. -
Acacia Magee