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THE CSN TIMES By: Tori Mills

Kitchen Nightmares Returning to

Prime Time – With a New Host
Written by: Tori Mills

Good news for fans of Gordon Ramsey’s classic

television show, Kitchen Nightmares, you are
getting a new season this fall. However, some
fans will be shocked to hear that our short-
tempered British friend will no longer be the
host, instead being replaced by another familiar
face. In a turn of events, Japanese organizing
consultant Marie Kondo will be taking over. You
might recognize her from her 2019 Netflix
series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. She admits
she is not much of a chef, but says she is
determined to rid these horrid kitchens of
things that do not “spark joy”, such as bugs,
grease, bad food, and bad restaurant owners.
Executive producer Arthur Smith comments
“We just wanted to change it up, we thought
going from Gordon screaming and ranting to
Marie kindly helping to clean up would draw in
viewers.”

Harry Potter Goes Back to

School?!?!?!?!??
Written by: Gilda Espinoza

In the new shocking revelations of the wizarding
world, Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, did not
finish right folks. Potter may have defeated He
Who Must Not Be Named, but he never
conquered a beast that all other wizards have
conquered, High School. Potter goes back to
Hogwarts with Hermione Granger and Ron
Weasley. Apparently, no one in this magical trio
finished high school as they left to fight He Who
Must Not Be Named. I guess everyone reading
this article can say we have one up on the Boy
Who Lived and his friends.

Can Raven Baxter Survive the
Upside Down?
Written by: Crystal Garcia
We all know Raven Baxter has psychic powers.
Although, her visions may not always be what it
seems, with eleven's psychokinetic and
telepathic powers. Will it be enough to help
Eleven and her friends survive in the Upside
down? Is it possible for Eleven and Raven to
combine powers? The attempt may risk both of
them losing their powers. However, if they
succeed, what will happen next?
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Baby Shark Is Hollywood's New
Wild Child
Written by: Austyn Walters
The once beloved and innocent child star Baby
Shark has turned to a life of drinking and
partying after Mommy Shark and Daddy Shark's
divorce. Baby Shark's once squeaky-clean image
has been tarnished after he was spotted
stumbling out of a bar in Beverly Hills. This is
not the first time Baby Shark has gotten flak for
his recent behavior. Baby Shark has recently left
thousands of fans disappointed after canceling
a concert last minute. This is the fifth concert he
has canceled this month, and parents have
taken to social media to express their
disapproval of the young star's new attitude.
One exasperated parent wrote "I can't believe I
have to comfort my crying son after Baby Shark
canceled his concert last minute. We waited
outside for hours to get in only to be told that
Baby Shark wasn't going to show. My son was
heartbroken. Baby Shark is his favorite singer,
and this was the first time he was going to see
him live. Baby Shark needs to fix his attitude
and start appreciating his fans more. Baby
Shark, do better." An inside source told us that
Mommy Shark and Daddy Shark have been
trying to reach out to their rebellious son, but
he is refusing to speak to them. Public support
and sympathy for Baby Shark has been rapidly
decreasing, and if he does not change his
behavior fast, he will become just another
washed-up child star.

The Long-Lost
Kardashian/Jenner Sister
Written by: Dayanara Garcia
According to sources, a 34-year-old female has
come forward claiming that she is a long lost
Kardashian sister. The family has yet to come
forth and speak on the matter. However, it has
become public evidence that the family has
ordered a DNA test from the individual. Could
she really be related the Kardashian/Jenner
sisters? I guess we'll find out after receiving the
results. Although the family has not spoken on
the matter on their socials, their initial reactions
are set to air on their show Keeping Up with the
Kardashians in the next season. It will be airing
in the Fall.
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
Get Caught!
Written by: Khaya Tawatao
The hottest couple of 2010 has been caught
dining at Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen in Las
Vegas! Steamy pictures were sent in by an
'anonymous" source (Gordon Ramsay). Pictures
of them holding hands and enjoying what looks
like the newest special at Hell's Kitchen, the
Idiot Sandwich. The latest sandwich contains
Japanese wagyu, heirloom tomatoes, and hot,
hot, hot kisses from Justin! These pictures were
leaked after Ramsay accidentally posted the
couple onto his PUBLIC story rather than his
private story containing Adele, Kendall Jenner,
and Mrs. Hailey Bieber herself! Mrs. Bieber's
closest friends have confirmed that Hailey
"broke down in tears and threw all of Justin's
clothes out of the window”, but it doesn't end
there. Tune in for all the yummy, yummy tea on
Sunday at 8!
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Marilyn Monroe the DEPP AND HEARD BACK

New Bachelorette??? TOGETHER AFTER
Written by: Kathryn Abbs BOMBSHELL TRIAL
Written by: Kylee Main

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Marilyn Monroe,

American actress, comedienne, singer, and
Just weeks after their explosive, million-dollar
model is now the new Bachelorette! After a
defamation case Johnny Depp and Amber
few failed marriages she finally gets a chance at
Heard were seen leaving a Denmark hotel
real love. The blonde bombshell will have 15
together. This toxic couple just can't seem to
men AND 15 women fighting for her attention
get enough of one another. Sources say Amber
on ABC’s hit show. The new twist is men AND
flew in from the states to see Johnny and his
women will be fighting for Marilyn’s
band as they begin part of their European tour.
heart. Maybe this is what Marilyn was missing
She was said to have been hoping to clear the
all along… a woman! Fans all across America
air once and for all. And it seems the air has
cannot wait to watch Marilyn fall in love and
been more than made clear as the two were
break hearts along the way! The Bachelorette
spotted leaving his hotel hand in hand, like a
airs Tuesdays from 8:00-10:01 p.m. ET on ABC.
couple of young kids in love. This news comes
THE BACHELORETTE LIVE STREAM INFO: If you
as a shock to many as the depths of their toxic
have a valid cable login, you can watch The
relationship was splurged over their grueling
Bachelorette live on ABC.com or with the ABC
six-week defamation trial. Fans across the world
app. Don’t miss this new twist only on the
have now been left in disbelief wondering what
Bachelorette!
extravagant phenomenon may occur next
between these once (or twice) jilted lovers. Will
they make it? Paparazzi and fans will continue
to watch this interesting turn of events unfold
before our very eyes.